Onion: Brooke Alvarez’s Mail Bag
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See, this is what I keep saying — Brooke Alvarez will crush you. Like a bug.
373 comments
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Sol Berdinowitz Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:11:34pm |
I want to be a cockroach under her heel…
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reloadingisnotahobby Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:12:39pm |
That’s Brooke Alvarez??
…I’m a bug…
Damn Ralphie …by that much!!
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Sol Berdinowitz Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:13:12pm |
silverfish are quicker than cockroaches…
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_RememberTonyC Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:13:38pm |
Would you guys like “Brooke” that much if you knew her real name was Suzanne Sena and she used to be an anchor at FOX News Channel?
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reloadingisnotahobby Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:14:38pm |
re: #4 _RememberTonyC
Would you guys like “Brooke” that much if you knew her real name was Suzanne Sena and she used to be an anchor at FOX News Channel?
….YES!!
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Decatur Deb Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:15:17pm |
re: #4 _RememberTonyC
Would you guys like “Brooke” that much if you knew her real name was Suzanne Sena and she used to be an anchor at FOX News Channel?
“More joy in Heaven over the return of the Lost”.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:19:16pm |
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Obdicut Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:20:12pm |
re: #4 _RememberTonyC
So she’s been into giving parodies of news for her whole career? Interesting.
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:21:16pm |
re: #8 reine.de.tout
Hey yourself!
Where’ve you been?
Been without interwebz. And actually not a bad thing. But she is a dark mistress.:)
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SanFranciscoZionist Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:21:32pm |
I still maintain that the best ONN piece ever was the one about the little girl raised by Wolf Blitzer.
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_RememberTonyC Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:22:35pm |
re: #11 SanFranciscoZionist
I still maintain that the best ONN piece ever was the one about the little girl raised by Wolf Blitzer.
That was a good one, but the staples center roof collapse during a clippers game is my favorite
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:22:59pm |
re: #11 SanFranciscoZionist
I still maintain that the best ONN piece ever was the one about the little girl raised by Wolf Blitzer.
Also the best Penn and Teller was when they had people sign a petition to ban water. Heh.
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TedStriker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:23:23pm |
re: #4 _RememberTonyC
Would you guys like “Brooke” that much if you knew her real name was Suzanne Sena and she used to be an anchor at FOX News Channel?
At least she had the integrity to move from a network that you have to take anything they “report” with a block of salt to one where you know it’s fake right off the bat…
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Sol Berdinowitz Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:24:05pm |
re: #12 _RememberTonyC
That was a good one, but the staples center roof collapse during a clippers game is my favorite
And the Onion piece “Roof collapses during Yo La Tengo concert: 40 record-store clerks buried in wreckage”
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Decatur Deb Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:24:42pm |
re: #13 Cannadian Club Akbar
Also the best Penn and Teller was when they had people sign a petition to ban water. Heh.
Of course they should ban water, “Fish screw in it”.
—Buddy Hackett
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Tigger2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:25:51pm |
re: #4 _RememberTonyC
Would you guys like “Brooke” that much if you knew her real name was Suzanne Sena and she used to be an anchor at FOX News Channel?
I bet all that Fox News BS falls off as the clothes fall off.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:27:06pm |
re: #16 Decatur Deb
Buddy Hackett was one very funny guy.
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Obdicut Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:33:50pm |
Apropos of nothing, the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile:
Brian Blessed hosting Have I Got News For You
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:37:01pm |
Sad that she (and they,,ONN) are going to be on a channel that not many people get
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:38:10pm |
re: #19 Obdicut
I could only watch part of it. It was having problems watching it and picturing the same person doing Shakespeare.
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_RememberTonyC Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:39:06pm |
re: #20 sattv4u2
Sad that she (and they,,ONN) are going to be on a channel that not many people get
What channel are they going to be on?
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:39:39pm |
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prairiefire Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:41:45pm |
re: #23 sattv4u2
That’s a good channel. We get it with our second tier of digital channels. I like LOGO and BBC america, Sundance.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:44:31pm |
re: #24 prairiefire
That’s a good channel. We get it with our second tier of digital channels. I like LOGO and BBC america, Sundance.
It’s a wonderful channel, but like you stated many cable companies either don’t carry it all or if they do it’s on tiers above basic. In your case, one ,, in some higher and in even others you don’t get it unless you buy a premium (HBO,,, Starz,,, Showtime ,, etc)
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_RememberTonyC Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:45:02pm |
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:45:36pm |
re: #25 sattv4u2
It’s a wonderful channel, but like you stated many cable companies either don’t carry it all or if they do it’s on tiers above basic. In your case, one ,, in some higher and in even others you don’t get it unless you buy a premium (HBO,,, Starz,,, Showtime ,, etc)
BIG CABLE IS RIPPING US OFF!!!!
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:46:05pm |
re: #27 Cannadian Club Akbar
BIG CABLE IS RIPPING US OFF!!!
hey you ,, LTNS ,, you okay?
I got your e-mail and responded
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:47:01pm |
re: #28 sattv4u2
hey you ,, LTNS ,, you okay?
I got your e-mail and responded
Got it, haven’t sent you one back, but will. And point well taken.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:47:32pm |
re: #26 _RememberTonyC
You’re right … Never heard of it
It’s a very good channel,,, but very eclectic (programming wise)
[Link: www.ifc.com…]
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:48:21pm |
re: #29 Cannadian Club Akbar
Got it, haven’t sent you one back, but will. And point well taken.
{{great ,,, now I gotta go back, dig out the one I sent and find out what the “point” I made was!!!}}
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:48:27pm |
re: #30 sattv4u2
It’s a very good channel,,, but very eclectic (programming wise)
[Link: www.ifc.com…]
AKA, Failed to Sell at Sundance Channel.
/
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:49:27pm |
re: #32 Cannadian Club Akbar
AKA, Failed to Sell at Sundance Channel.
/
LOL
“IFC,, yeah ,, this is Robert Redford,,, I have some shows I’m sending over to you ,,,”
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:50:04pm |
re: #33 sattv4u2
LOL
“IFC,, yeah ,, this is Robert Redford,,, I have some shows I’m sending over to you ,,,”
Postage Due.
//
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_RememberTonyC Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:52:17pm |
re: #30 sattv4u2
It’s a very good channel,,, but very eclectic (programming wise)
[Link: www.ifc.com…]
Actually I get it on my comcast hi def package … Guess I will check it out to see Suzanne/Brooke.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:54:28pm |
re: #35 _RememberTonyC
Actually I get it on my comcast hi def package … Guess I will check it out to see Suzanne/Brooke.
Yes,, again,, not basic
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_RememberTonyC Sat, Jan 22, 2011 2:57:31pm |
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:01:08pm |
I think the guy who does the top and bottom of the hour news on my radio had a stroke on air yesterday. Was brutal to listen to. Hope he is fine. Nothing on local news or the internet.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:04:37pm |
re: #38 Cannadian Club Akbar
I think the guy who does the top and bottom of the hour news on my radio had a stroke on air yesterday. Was brutal to listen to. Hope he is fine. Nothing on local news or the internet.
Yikes ,,
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Killgore Trout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:04:52pm |
re: #38 Cannadian Club Akbar
I think the guy who does the top and bottom of the hour news on my radio had a stroke on air yesterday. Was brutal to listen to. Hope he is fine. Nothing on local news or the internet.
That happened on a national news show about a year or two. It was terrifying to listen to.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:06:09pm |
Wow, 714 retweets now on that Patterico post. Must be driving him crazy. (A short drive.)
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:06:17pm |
re: #40 Killgore Trout
That happened on a national news show about a year or two. It was terrifying to listen to.
Buckner passes out on Becks show
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:08:17pm |
re: #40 Killgore Trout
That happened on a national news show about a year or two. It was terrifying to listen to.
He was suppose to say:
” A man hit a curb on his motorcycle and ended up on the sidewalk. He died.”
He said:
” Man on motor bike hit cur-bee, a man hit the sidewalk, let’s move on.”
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SanFranciscoZionist Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:08:40pm |
re: #38 Cannadian Club Akbar
I think the guy who does the top and bottom of the hour news on my radio had a stroke on air yesterday. Was brutal to listen to. Hope he is fine. Nothing on local news or the internet.
Damn.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:08:57pm |
Sure enough, patterico hits back with the dreaded Pancake!
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:09:44pm |
re: #44 SanFranciscoZionist
Damn.
AFAIK, he was tops in the South East in his field. Looked him up. 74 YO.
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bratwurst Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:10:22pm |
re: #42 sattv4u2
Buckner passes out on Becks show
[Video]
For a moment I thought it was going to be Bill Buckner talking about the 1986 World Series!
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:10:24pm |
re: #43 Cannadian Club Akbar
He was suppose to say:
” A man hit a curb on his motorcycle and ended up on the sidewalk. He died.”He said:
” Man on motor bike hit cur-bee, a man hit the sidewalk, let’s move on.”
Maybe it was the news writer who had the stroke and the anchor was just reading what was in front of him!!!
//
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:10:38pm |
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:11:31pm |
re: #47 bratwurst
For a moment I thought it was going to be Bill Buckner talking about the 1986 World Series!
Speaking of which, he was just named manager of a Red Sox minor league team
[Link: espn.go.com…]
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:11:33pm |
re: #48 sattv4u2
Maybe it was the news writer who had the stroke and the anchor was just reading what was in front of him!!!
//
SOOOO wrong!!!
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:12:03pm |
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:12:23pm |
re: #51 sattv4u2
Speaking of which, he was just named manager of a Red Sox minor league team
[Link: espn.go.com…]
The Rays signed Manny Ram and Jonny Damon.:)
(8 mil total)
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:12:46pm |
re: #54 Cannadian Club Akbar
The Rays signed Manny Ram and Jonny Damon.:)
(8 mil total)
Yeah,, I saw that too
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:13:50pm |
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TedStriker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:15:03pm |
re: #56 Cannadian Club Akbar
They both got Hoverrounds as signing bonuses!!
Now, they can both go to the Grand Canyon…
///
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:15:44pm |
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:15:46pm |
re: #56 Cannadian Club Akbar
They both got Hoverrounds as signing bonuses!!
At their ages, they’ll need them to get around the bases
(Manny never was swift/ nimble of foot to start with ,, but damn, what a hitter)
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:15:51pm |
re: #45 Charles
Sure enough, patterico hits back with the dreaded Pancake!
good grief, and what he links to, of all places, the dregs …
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:16:43pm |
re: #59 sattv4u2
At their ages, they’ll need them to get around the bases
(Manny never was swift/ nimble of foot to start with ,, but damn, what a hitter)
Manny hit 311 last year in 90 games. Will take it.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:19:00pm |
re: #50 Obdicut
Relevance being..?
None whatsoever! That’s what I love about hacks like patterico - they just barge right in and proudly spout the dumbest stuff.
He’s just going to repeat that now — that I “lied” about using “St. Pancake.” It’s like arguing with clowns from another reality.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:21:03pm |
I’ll go on the record right now and say, it’s true. I was mistaken (not dishonest) when I said I had never used that term at LGF. I used it exactly once in more than 45,000 comments, and deleted it almost immediately because I regretted it and didn’t want to encourage its use. I didn’t recall posting it, and because it was marked deleted it didn’t show up in a search.
I hope that clarifies things! Make sure to take a screenshot, stalkers.
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_RememberTonyC Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:21:08pm |
re: #51 sattv4u2
Speaking of which, he was just named manager of a Red Sox minor league team
[Link: espn.go.com…]
He will be managing an independent league team In my hometown of Brockton, mass.
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SanFranciscoZionist Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:21:16pm |
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:23:30pm |
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Gus Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:23:45pm |
re: #45 Charles
Sure enough, patterico hits back with the dreaded Pancake!
He’s reeling because he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. I’m pretty sure this latest derangement from Patterico stems from LGFs posts regarding the dumbest man on the internet, Jim Hoft, applausegate, and the reactions from white supremacist Robert Stacy McCain and Donald Douglas.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:24:23pm |
Hi everyone. I was at the chocolate fest this morning. All those samples of very fine, straight up chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.
I’m not really hyper. I normally sit on the ceiling like this.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:25:16pm |
re: #66 Cannadian Club Akbar
Yes. They seem to believe they’ve found the gotcha of life, because I once used it and immediately deleted it.
It actually demonstrates pretty nicely what I’ve been saying all along - I didn’t use it, and didn’t like it when others did. The one time I did use it, I deleted my own comment.
Sure would be nice if could remember every one of my 45,000+ comments verbatim. I wouldn’t need the LGF search engine.
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Gus Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:26:34pm |
re: #71 Stanley Sea
I always read applausegate as applesaucegate.
Never fails.
Porkchopsgate and applesaucegate.
//
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:26:43pm |
re: #69 EmmmieG
I would be up there too with a lot of chocolate. :)
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:26:59pm |
re: #63 Charles
I’ll go on the record right now and say, it’s true. I was mistaken (not dishonest) when I said I had never used that term at LGF. I used it exactly once in more than 45,000 comments, and deleted it almost immediately because I regretted it and didn’t want to encourage its use. And I didn’t recall posting it.
I hope that clarifies things! Make sure to take a screenshot, stalkers.
It’s illustrative that they criticize you for “lying” about it, not for using it (as they say themselves). Having looked at some of their links, there was some tasteless stuff, especially the Cox&Forkum cartoon. But bygones are bygones, and at this point in time this kind of language and imagery is not welcome here, and it’s the likes of Patterico who post Corrie collages. That’s what matters.
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TedStriker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:27:46pm |
re: #62 Charles
None whatsoever! That’s what I love about hacks like patterico - they just barge right in and proudly spout the dumbest stuff.
He’s just going to repeat that now — that I “lied” about using “St. Pancake.” It’s like arguing with clowns from another reality.
That’s their game…befuddle their opponents with bullshit until they either knuckle under and join them (HA!!) or are cowed into silence (double HA!!).
Patterico, go sit on a short stick…
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:27:49pm |
re: #71 Stanley Sea
I am starting to see it that way too. LOL
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:30:24pm |
re: #71 Stanley Sea
I always read applausegate as applesaucegate.
Never fails.
I hope I haven’t been a bad influence.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:31:54pm |
re: #63 Charles
I’ll go on the record right now and say, it’s true. I was mistaken (not dishonest) when I said I had never used that term at LGF. I used it exactly once in more than 45,000 comments, and deleted it almost immediately because I regretted it and didn’t want to encourage its use. And I didn’t recall posting it.
I hope that clarifies things! Make sure to take a screenshot, stalkers.
You have been Deborah 13’ed (a reference to SB’s recently posted page).
Deborah 13: Would you consider yourself to be a good person?
Reporter: (Can’t hear response; I assume she says yes.)
Deborah 13: Have you ever told a lie?
Reporter: Yep.
Deborah 13: Have you ever stolen anything?
Reporter: Yep.
Deborah 13: Have you ever used God’s name in vain?
Reporter: Yep.
Deborah 13: Have you ever coveted anything?
Reporter: Yep.
Deborah 13: Then you’re a lying, thieving, coveting, blasphemous person.
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:33:33pm |
re: #78 Cannadian Club Akbar
I’m a bit bemused by the fact that the front runner is a serious candidate, and the second is…Ron Paul, and then you get the other candidates who have been seen as serious way far down there.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:33:37pm |
re: #45 Charles
Sure enough, patterico hits back with the dreaded Pancake!
The Stalkers have been pounding that same meme for days.
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:34:55pm |
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:35:19pm |
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:37:20pm |
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:37:56pm |
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Mostly sane, most of the time. Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:38:28pm |
We had applesaucegate here last week. I bought a jar and it was gone that same day and one of my minions got really mad and stood in the kitchen remonstrating with the others about this fact.
I take this as seriously as I do applausegate.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:38:47pm |
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HoosierHoops Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:39:43pm |
re: #83 Dark_Falcon
The Stalkers have been pounding that same meme for days.
If it weren’t for Charles the Stalkers would have no reason to blog..nor draw a breath in this world..
They are pathetic
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:39:48pm |
re: #90 Cannadian Club Akbar
A Cinn-a-Bon with a coffee. Yummy.
Shhhh! Dammit… I don’t live anwyhere near a mall.
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:40:19pm |
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:41:33pm |
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:41:38pm |
re: #95 Sergey Romanov
ONOZ! ISLAMIST PROPAGANDA AT LGF!
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:41:48pm |
re: #94 CuriousLurker
Shhh! Dammit… I don’t live anwyhere near a mall.
I first made cinnamon rolls when I was 13 or 14. It’s all in the string for cutting.:)
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Killgore Trout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:42:57pm |
Another Arizona shooting trial begins this week….
The Shawna Forde trial: Will the mainstream media bother to notice?
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:42:59pm |
re: #94 CuriousLurker
Shhh! Dammit… I don’t live anwyhere near a mall.
Go to a grocery store
Pillsbury now makes one with Cinnabon
[Link: www.pillsbury.com…]
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:43:25pm |
re: #93 HoosierHoops
If it weren’t for Charles the Stalkers would have no reason to blog..nor draw a breath in this world..
They are pathetic
No, they’d find someone else to hate. Charles is just the person they’ve fixated on, since he the one who publicly called them out for their bullshit when he booted them.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:43:27pm |
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:43:53pm |
re: #100 sattv4u2
Go to a grocery store
Pillsbury now makes one with Cinnabon
[Link: www.pillsbury.com…]
Oh wow, I had no idea. Thanks!
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:44:02pm |
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:44:44pm |
The imaginary blog war is over, our side won.
Reginald Perrin is dead
Long live Reginald Perrin
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:44:51pm |
re: #98 Cannadian Club Akbar
I first made cinnamon rolls when I was 13 or 14. It’s all in the string for cutting.:)
Hmm, I have all the ingredients on hand, but I feel so lazyyy.
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:45:00pm |
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:45:57pm |
re: #103 CuriousLurker
Oh wow, I had no idea. Thanks!
n/p
Came upon them by accident
Was in the store getting a pack of Pillsbury Crescent rolls and there were the Cinnabon ones right beside them
Picked up a pack of those and had them last weekend with the family
Not as good as the mall ones, but not bad at all for what they are AND a good price
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:46:47pm |
re: #105 Reginald Perrin
The imaginary blog war is over, our side won.
Reginald Perrin is dead
Long live Reginald Perrin
When do we get to enjoy the spoils?
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:47:30pm |
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:47:55pm |
re: #108 sattv4u2
Crescent rolls and hot dogs!!!!
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:48:02pm |
re: #105 Reginald Perrin
The imaginary blog war is over, our side won.
Reginald Perrin is dead
Long live Reginald Perrin
They never had a chance.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:48:23pm |
re: #108 sattv4u2
I’m definitely gonna look for them at the store.
Shoot, I just realized I don’t have cream cheese for the icing if I go the homemade route. *sigh* Maybe I should make those Toll House cookies I’ve been putting off…
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:48:34pm |
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:49:03pm |
re: #111 Cannadian Club Akbar
Wrap the crescent roll dough around the hot dog and bake. MMMMM
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:49:13pm |
re: #113 CuriousLurker
I’m definitely gonna look for them at the store.
Shoot, I just realized I don’t have cream cheese for the icing if I go the homemade route. *sigh* Maybe I should make those Toll House cookies I’ve been putting off…
Topping is powdered Sugar and milk.
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blueraven Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:49:56pm |
re: #113 CuriousLurker
I’m definitely gonna look for them at the store.
Shoot, I just realized I don’t have cream cheese for the icing if I go the homemade route. *sigh* Maybe I should make those Toll House cookies I’ve been putting off…
Powdered sugar mixed with a tiny amount of milk and a little almond flavor would be nice.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:50:13pm |
I have evil Zionist hot dogs in my freezer (Hebrew National). Don’t tell anyone.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:50:22pm |
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:50:24pm |
re: #99 Killgore Trout
Another Arizona shooting trial begins this week…
The Shawna Forde trial: Will the mainstream media bother to notice?
More information here.
Backers call Forde a political prisoner whose only offense is being a “blonde on the border.”
I could not be more disgusted.
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:50:47pm |
re: #118 CuriousLurker
I have evil Zionist hot dogs in my freezer (Hebrew National). Don’t tell anyone.
GOD loves the HN!!!!
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:50:50pm |
re: #117 blueraven
Powdered sugar mixed with a tiny amount of milk and a little almond flavor would be nice.
Ooo, that could work. Thanks.
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:52:03pm |
I see Eric Boehlert is in the middle of the “war” and retweets Charles. Cool.
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:53:59pm |
re: #113 CuriousLurker
A really easy quick and dirty cinnamon bun recipe:
1 loaf frozen white bread dough
1 stick butter
Cinnamon to taste
Brown sugar to taste
Preheat your oven to 350
Defrost and roll of the white bread dough into a rectangle.
Melt the butter
Stir in cinnamon and brown sugar until it makes a paste
Spread the paste over the dough
Roll the down up, cut into slices and place in a pan (I usually use 8”x8”)
bake for about 15 min or until golden brown
You can also make the rolls the night before and heat them up the in the morning.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:54:58pm |
re: #126 BishopX
Thanks, that one’s a keeper!
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:55:24pm |
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prairiefire Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:56:01pm |
We like Boar’s Head hot dogs. In fact, that plus German potato salad is whats for dinner tomorrow night.
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:56:33pm |
We go from an Onion post to applesauce to cinnamon rolls to hot dogs…
It’s not even a food blog. Or wasn’t before…
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:57:07pm |
re: #130 prairiefire
We like Boar’s Head hot dogs. In fact, that plus German potato salad is whats for dinner tomorrow night.
[Link: www.dietzandwatson.com…]
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 3:58:35pm |
re: #130 prairiefire
We like Boar’s Head hot dogs. In fact, that plus German potato salad is whats for dinner tomorrow night.
Oh, fer cryin’ out loud—would you people STOP with the food talk?!
*get up to go look in fridge…*
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:00:04pm |
re: #126 BishopX
bake for about 15 min or until golden brown
Two words
Parchment Paper
I have no idea how I ever lived without it before
Nothing worse than taking something like cinnamon rolls out of the oven and the top and sides are golden brown and the bottom is like shoe leather
With the paper on the baking sheet,, PERFECTO!
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:00:54pm |
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:01:51pm |
re: #135 sattv4u2
I bake them in the glass dish…but if you use a cookie sheet parchment paper saves lives.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:03:30pm |
re: #133 CuriousLurker
Oh, fer cryin’ out loud—would you people STOP with the food talk?!
*get up to go look in fridge…*
I have just enough leftover pasta sauce that I made at the beggining of the week that I’m cooking up a pound of Ziti, will crush up the leftover meatballs, mix the sauce/past/meat and place it in the oven covered with a layer of Italian cheeses and in 30 minutes ,,, BAKED ZITI
Come on over,, bring a six pack and a bottle of wine
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:05:13pm |
re: #137 BishopX
I bake them in the glass dish…but if you use a cookie sheet parchment paper saves lives.
Yup , the glass works too, but I automatically grab the COOKIE SHEET
(and 15 minutes after it’s in the oven the light pops on over my head re: Glass!!!!)
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:05:20pm |
I think Pathetico is gonna pop a vessel if he continues like this.
Patterico: @Lizardoid Yup. Lying leftist scum everywhere hate me. This is supposed to upset me? 2 minutes ago via Seesmic twhirl in reply to Lizardoid
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Cannadian Club Akbar Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:05:45pm |
I am freezing. Out for a bit and banished to the non smokers lounge. BBL.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:06:19pm |
re: #131 wrenchwench
We go from an Onion post to applesauce to cinnamon rolls to hot dogs…
It’s not even a food blog. Or wasn’t before…
Sure wish folks would just e-mail those to me.
collecting NOW for potential possible volume 3.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:06:56pm |
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Gus Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:07:17pm |
re: #140 Sergey Romanov
I think Pathetico is gonna pop a vessel if he continues like this.
Seems rather unprofessional for a Deputy District Attorney for Los Angeles County. Maybe he’s been dipping into the evidence room?
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Charles Johnson Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:08:17pm |
re: #140 Sergey Romanov
I think Pathetico is gonna pop a vessel if he continues like this.
This is a good one too:
@Lizardoid The funny thing is, this is eating you up inside, because deep down, you know I’m right. Me, I’m having a great time.
He’s funny. Drooling on the keyboard.
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:11:46pm |
re: #144 Gus 802
Is there a difference between deputy district attorney and assistant district attorney? Around here we call ours assistant district attorneys, but I don’t know if deputy district attorney is a lower level.
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Gus Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:14:34pm |
re: #146 BishopX
Is there a difference between deputy district attorney and assistant district attorney? Around here we call ours assistant district attorneys, but I don’t know if deputy district attorney is a lower level.
Don’t know. I can only guess.
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Stanghazi Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:15:13pm |
re: #119 sattv4u2
re: #114 sattv4u2
As a matter of fact, I can’t recall the last time we made hot dogs NOT wrapped in crescent rolls (and I also split the dog down the middle and stuff it with cheese before wrapping it in the roll)
Jimmy Dean sage sausage, formed into little mini rounds, wrapped in crescent rolls = fake English sausage rolls. mmmmm
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simoom Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:17:40pm |
McClatchy DC: How Congress helped thwart Obama’s plan to close Guantanamo
Two years after the newly minted Obama administration moved to undo what had become one of the most controversial legacies of the George W. Bush presidency by ordering the closure of the prison camps at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, a trove of State Department documents made public by the website WikiLeaks is providing new information about why that effort failed.Key among the factors, the cables suggest: Congress’ refusal to allow any of the captives to be brought to the United States.
In cable after cable sent to the State Department in Washington, American diplomats make it clear that the unwillingness of the United States to resettle a single detainee in this country — even from among 17 ethnic Muslim Uighurs considered enemies of China’s communist government — made other countries reluctant to take in detainees.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:18:33pm |
re: #146 BishopX
Is there a difference between deputy district attorney and assistant district attorney? Around here we call ours assistant district attorneys, but I don’t know if deputy district attorney is a lower level.
Sounds like they’re the same:
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:19:51pm |
re: #150 CuriousLurker
That makes sense. They are ADA’s here in Philly.
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:22:02pm |
re: #142 reine.de.tout
Sure wish folks would just e-mail those to me.
collecting NOW for potential possible volume 3.
Hmmm, looks like I’ll have to quantify how to prepare the one Indonesian dish that I can make well enough for my wife to give a thumbs up to….
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:22:20pm |
re: #150 CuriousLurker
Thanks! So LA is once again just plain weird.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:25:03pm |
re: #151 PhillyPretzel
That makes sense. They are ADA’s here in Philly.
I don’t even know which they use here in Jersey. It may be different from city to city. Or is it county to county? It looks like in NY the DA’s office is county level.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:27:14pm |
Why in the hell does answering one question always result in the spawning half a dozen more? Gah! I’ve wasted whole evenings lost in Wiki-fricking-pedia.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:27:28pm |
re: #154 CuriousLurker
Probably depending on the legal set up of the State. Pennsylvania is a Commonwealth so the rules maybe different than what is in NJ which is a State.
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:28:02pm |
re: #112 Dark_Falcon
They never had a chance.
It was an imaginary war and they did stand a chance.
Three years ago I offered Martinez a dea, apologize to a female blogger he stalking and I would let him off.
He didn’t
Two years ago, I made him a similar offer, he ramped it up and Amanda Terkel gets stalked across state lines by one of Bill O’Reilly’s swarmy producers.
Of course twajie was humiliated on a epic scale, it’s so bizzare, it, goes beyond belief.
This year he is so wound up that he is staging an imaginary war against civility and intellectual honesty.
It’s time for Rick Martinez to seek some help, he is not well.
This isn’t a joke, it is me being sincere.
He could potentially be a ticking time bomb
That is why we have to keep him spinning, what that means will become clear later.
He has to believe there still is an imaginart war, it is part of the script
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:28:44pm |
re: #155 CuriousLurker
That is the nature of a weblog. :)
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:29:47pm |
re: #157 Reginald Perrin
Srsly tho what is this all about?
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:29:55pm |
re: #156 PhillyPretzel
Probably depending on the legal set up of the State. Pennsylvania is a Commonwealth so the rules maybe different than what is in NJ which is a State.
See? See what you did right there?? NOW I have to go look up the difference between a commonwealth and a state. Oh great, and I just realized that you have food in your nic too boot. *glares at PhillyPretzel*
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recusancy Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:31:03pm |
re: #157 Reginald Perrin
That Amanda Terkel stalking thing by Fox was creepy.
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:31:41pm |
re: #152 Surabaya Stew
I would love to hear how you make it. I have a back of the hand Chinese fried rice recipe which sounds similar…the egg is scrambled rather than fried.
On that note: Reine or anyone else who cares to answer, what are the standards for originality for recipes? I have a couple keepers that are still very close to the published original recipe.
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:31:43pm |
re: #109 Sergey Romanov
The feast has begun, don’t gorge, there is at least a three months supply
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:31:54pm |
re: #160 CuriousLurker
See? See what you did right there?? NOW I have to go look up the difference between a commonwealth and a state. Oh great, and I just realized that you have food in your nic too boot. *glares at PhillyPretzel*
Not to mention the baked ziti will be ready in about 15 minutes and you haven’t even gone to the store for the wine and beer yet!
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:31:57pm |
re: #155 CuriousLurker
Why in the hell does answering one question always result in the spawning half a dozen more? Gah! I’ve wasted whole evenings lost in Wiki-fricking-pedia.
You make that sound like a bad thing! If you want to feel better, remember that these folks would fully support spending all day in front of Wikipedia.
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:32:24pm |
re: #156 PhillyPretzel
Massachusetts is a commonwealth too, we have ADA’s.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:33:07pm |
re: #146 BishopX
Is there a difference between deputy district attorney and assistant district attorney? Around here we call ours assistant district attorneys, but I don’t know if deputy district attorney is a lower level.
I think the hierarchy would be:
District Atty
Deputy District Atty
All staff would be Assistant District Atty.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:33:32pm |
re: #166 BishopX
Massachusetts is a commonwealth too, we have ADA’s.
Yup (didn’t know you were there ,, I was born and raised and spent the better part of the 1st 45 years of my life there)
Virginia too (commonwealth iirc)
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:34:50pm |
re: #163 Reginald Perrin
Any linkie?
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:35:17pm |
re: #167 reine.de.tout
Hey ,, ever figure out what your e-mail cut/n/paste problem is??
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:35:50pm |
re: #165 Surabaya Stew
You make that sound like a bad thing! If you want to feel better, remember that these folks would fully support spending all day in front of Wikipedia.
True that. Maybe it’s not so bad to be insatiably curious. Sometimes it leads to some really weird places on the web though. Heh.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:37:57pm |
From Wikipedia:Commonwealths Main article: Commonwealth (U.S. state)
Four of the states bear the formal title of commonwealth: Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Virginia. In these cases, this is merely a historically-based name and it has no legal effect. Somewhat confusingly, the U.S. territories of the Northern Marianas and Puerto Rico are also referred to as commonwealths, and that designation does have a legal status different from that of the 50 states. Both of these commonwealths are unincorporated territories of the United States.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:38:46pm |
re: #172 PhillyPretzel
Interesting. Thanks!
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:38:47pm |
re: #168 sattv4u2
Yeah, I was born in Malden raised in Boston and am currently living in Brookline. Aside from college I’ve living my whole life in this state.
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:38:57pm |
re: #162 BishopX
I would love to hear how you make it. I have a back of the hand Chinese fried rice recipe which sounds similar…the egg is scrambled rather than fried.
On that note: Reine or anyone else who cares to answer, what are the standards for originality for recipes? I have a couple keepers that are still very close to the published original recipe.
Well, my innovation is to heat up the oil (traditionally palm or vegetable, but I use light olive) together with the kecap before adding the shallots, scallions, and garlic to the hot oil/soy mixture. Once that is done, the rice and any combo of meat can easily be folded in (not too heavily mixed, please)! A dash of salt finishes it off to perfection.
:-)
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:43:08pm |
re: #175 Surabaya Stew
Oh, oh, oh—I just remembered something! Can you ask your wife if she has a recipe for coconut rice? I think it’s Indonesian… It’s not sweet, it’s just like cocnut milk and white rice and… I can’t remember what it’s called , but there’s a type of like palm leaf that is cooked with it and gives it a very distinctive flavor. Am I making ANY sense at all?
I tired to make it myself once by just guessing, but the the results were less than spectacular.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:44:38pm |
re: #162 BishopX
I would love to hear how you make it. I have a back of the hand Chinese fried rice recipe which sounds similar…the egg is scrambled rather than fried.
On that note: Reine or anyone else who cares to answer, what are the standards for originality for recipes? I have a couple keepers that are still very close to the published original recipe.
Please, do NOT send anything that is copyrighted elsewhere.
Your own version of a recipe you got somewhere else MIGHT be OK, depending on how much you’ve changed it up.
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:45:18pm |
re: #171 CuriousLurker
True that. Maybe it’s not so bad to be insatiably curious. Sometimes it leads to some really weird places on the web though. Heh.
Ever end the night with 20+ open tabs on wikipedia, and wonder at the train of thought that got you from the initial topic (Paris, for example) and ended up on envelopes, with Charles Lindbergh, table salt, eugenics, poison gas, komodo dragons, and janna jameson in-between?
Ok, so I’m a wiki-addict….and I’m proud!
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:45:28pm |
re: #170 sattv4u2
Hey ,, ever figure out what your e-mail cut/n/paste problem is??
Nope.
I re-sent it again to you last night.
Have you been able to see it?
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:46:00pm |
re: #175 Surabaya Stew
Huh, So I normally scramble the eggs, reserve those before cooking onions, peepers, mushrooms and what ever other veggies I’m using in oil with garlic and ginger. Once those are on the way I had a little soy sauce and the meat (typically chopped up left overs)then the egg and then the I put the cold rice on top of it all, add some more soy and heat covered for ~3min before stiring everything together and adding chopped scallions. I’ll have to try mixing the soy sauce earlier.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:46:48pm |
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:46:50pm |
re: #178 Surabaya Stew
Ever end the night with 20+ open tabs on wikipedia, and wonder at the train of thought that got you from the initial topic (Paris, for example) and ended up on envelopes, with Charles Lindbergh, table salt, eugenics, poison gas, komodo dragons, and janna jameson in-between?
Ok, so I’m a wiki-addict…and I’m proud!
I know exactly what you mean! LOL
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:46:58pm |
re: #159 Sergey Romanov
Srsly tho what is this all about?
Four years of research and two years of playing Whack a Troll, not all consequently.
Seriously, it’s about Koch money trickling money down to the the King of the Trolls, Eric (the onion) Odom.
They initially used this blog as a base for their trolls.
Odom sicked Keith Olbermann’s personal stalker on Charles
There was one more thing, it was me pissing in tajies booze for four years.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:47:15pm |
re: #178 Surabaya Stew
I open up a tab for The Free Dictionary and I use it as needed.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:47:22pm |
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:48:00pm |
re: #186 sattv4u2
Am I making ANY sense at all?
Why start now!?!?!
//
Are you where you can check your e-mail?
I’m going to send you an email. Something must be screwy somewhere, because you don’t seem to be receiving anything I send you unless it’s a REPLY to you.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:48:22pm |
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:48:25pm |
re: #184 Reginald Perrin
But what’s the end result?
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:48:49pm |
re: #182 reine.de.tout
I grabbed your cinnamon bun one from earlier, is that OK?
I’ll e-mail you the Chicken Marsala recipe I have
Maybe one or two more also
(Chicken/Ziti/Broc with my “secret” ingredient, perhaps)
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:48:58pm |
re: #182 reine.de.tout
Sure. As far as I’m concerned it’s a gospel that should be spread widely :D
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:49:24pm |
re: #187 reine.de.tout
Are you where you can check your e-mail?
I’m going to send you an email. Something must be screwy somewhere, because you don’t seem to be receiving anything I send you unless it’s a REPLY to you.
I’m home, but I have access to my work e-mail
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:49:26pm |
re: #187 reine.de.tout
Are you where you can check your e-mail?
I’m going to send you an email. Something must be screwy somewhere, because you don’t seem to be receiving anything I send you unless it’s a REPLY to you.
Yep, I have my personal accounts open now. That’s really weird.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:49:28pm |
re: #191 BishopX
Sure. As far as I’m concerned it’s a gospel that should be spread widely :D
hehehe.
Good.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:50:27pm |
re: #193 CuriousLurker
Yep, I have my personal accounts open now. That’s really weird.
Um, never mind. See? I took Satt’s advice.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:50:37pm |
re: #192 sattv4u2
I’m home, but I have access to my work e-mail
OK, I just sent you something, see if you have it.
re: #193 CuriousLurker
Yep, I have my personal accounts open now. That’s really weird.
CL, I was trying to e-mail Satt, for some reason when I send him an email, it shows “sent” in my sent box, but he doesn’t get the email. I’m trying to figure out what the problem is. Of course, he might just be IGNORING ME!!!!
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:51:14pm |
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:52:45pm |
Eric Odom is obsessed with Charles hair, so he has his stalkers ridicule Charles about his long hair. Here is the funny part, Odom is a member of the Wax Club for Men, bald as a brass bedpost.
Don’t you just love the irony.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:53:00pm |
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:53:42pm |
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:53:46pm |
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:54:04pm |
re: #176 CuriousLurker
Oh, oh, oh—I just remembered something! Can you ask your wife if she has a recipe for coconut rice? I think it’s Indonesian… It’s not sweet, it’s just like cocnut milk and white rice and… I can’t remember what it’s called , but there’s a type of like palm leaf that is cooked with it and gives it a very distinctive flavor. Am I making ANY sense at all?
I tired to make it myself once by just guessing, but the the results were less than spectacular.
There are several varieties, Nasi Uduk being a likely candidate. There is another kind whse name escapes me now, that is bright yellow, served in large quantities, and is quite complicated to make. My wife will have this one catered in for holidays, its one of the few indonesian dishes she can’t make.
The banana (not palm) leaf that the rice is steamed in is not totally essential, but all Indonesians can tell when its missing. I haven’t even dared to try and make it yet, so don’t feel bad. I applaud you going out on a limb!
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:56:11pm |
re: #202 Surabaya Stew
There are several varieties, Nasi Uduk being a likely candidate. There is another kind whse name escapes me now, that is bright yellow, served in large quantities, and is quite complicated to make. My wife will have this one catered in for holidays, its one of the few indonesian dishes she can’t make.
The banana (not palm) leaf that the rice is steamed in is not totally essential, but all Indonesians can tell when its missing. I haven’t even dared to try and make it yet, so don’t feel bad. I applaud you going out on a limb!
Oh, yum. Nom, nom, nom… Thanks!
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:56:44pm |
re: #196 reine.de.tout
OK, I just sent you something, see if you have it.
re: #193 CuriousLurkerCL, I was trying to e-mail Satt, for some reason when I send him an email, it shows “sent” in my sent box, but he doesn’t get the email. I’m trying to figure out what the problem is. Of course, he might just be IGNORING ME!!!
Nothing yet, btw
But I just sent one to you with the addy you gave me last night (no “2” after your last name )
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:57:32pm |
re: #180 BishopX
Huh, So I normally scramble the eggs, reserve those before cooking onions, peepers, mushrooms and what ever other veggies I’m using in oil with garlic and ginger. Once those are on the way I had a little soy sauce and the meat (typically chopped up left overs)then the egg and then the I put the cold rice on top of it all, add some more soy and heat covered for ~3min before stiring everything together and adding chopped scallions. I’ll have to try mixing the soy sauce earlier.
You could try that, or just wave the salt container over the pan just before serving. It may seem like sodium overload, but can turn the fried rice from decent to great!
Oh, and I don’t mean the salt cellar either, i mean the cardboard carton of red cross or mortons! Go on, become one with the salt….
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Killgore Trout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 4:59:59pm |
re: #203 CuriousLurker
Oh, yum. Nom, nom, nom… Thanks!
You can find those banana leaves in a good Asian market. They sell them in the frozen section.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:00:54pm |
re: #204 sattv4u2
Nothing yet, btw
But I just sent one to you with the addy you gave me last night (no “2” after your last name )
Got it and responded, but you didn’t get mine?
weird, weird, weird.
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Killgore Trout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:01:50pm |
The Swedish Gordon Ramsayr: Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:03:22pm |
re: #205 Surabaya Stew
Yeah, salt makes the rice. In my kitchen right now is:
- A Trader Joe’s Salt grinder thing on the table.
- A Morton’s cylinder of (iodized) salt for baking and heavy duty cooking
-A box of Kosher salt for light cooking where the texture and quality of the salt can be apparent.
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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:03:52pm |
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:07:29pm |
re: #207 reine.de.tout
Got it and responded, but you didn’t get mine?
weird, weird, weird.
Haven’t gotten yours NOR the response (yet)
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Political Atheist Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:09:05pm |
re: #207 reine.de.tout
Hello Reine,
D_L & I have some good news to share. Went to a meeting with the owner of start up company, who needs experienced help. Only 4 to 8 days a month but darn good pay. D_L landed the key job, & big surprise, they wanted my help on the weekend days. Whew, right after she became a “99er” no more unemployment benefits available.
Part time is perfect for her considering her need to help her elder folks at home a day a week.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:11:39pm |
re: #212 Rightwingconspirator
Hello Reine,
D_L & I have some good news to share. Went to a meeting with the owner of start up company, who needs experienced help. Only 4 to 8 days a month but darn good pay. D_L landed the key job, & big surprise, they wanted my help on the weekend days. Whew, right after she became a “99er” no more unemployment benefits available.Part time is perfect for her considering her need to help her elder folks at home a day a week.
Great news!
Glad to hear it.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:12:05pm |
re: #206 Killgore Trout
You can find those banana leaves in a good Asian market. They sell them in the frozen section.
Thanks. I guess I’m going to have to either wait till I can make a trip to NYC or ask my boss to bring some next time she’s passing through my area.
I used to work in an Asian neighborhood in Elmhurst, Queens, which is is where I originally had the coconut rice (they served Chinese, Malaysian. and Indonesian food).
There was this one HUGE Asian market—mostly Chinese & Korean stuff, but a little of everything else too—where you could find almost anything. I used to spend hours & hours in there just gawking at all the strange & exotic looking foods. Lots of the packaged stuff didn’t even have English ingredients listed, so trying something new was always an adventure. Heh.
I miss NYC. *sigh*
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:12:20pm |
re: #211 sattv4u2
Haven’t gotten yours NOR the response (yet)
OK, well, no one else has a problem getting my e-mails, it’s just you.
Check your spam folders????
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:12:56pm |
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:13:16pm |
re: #216 CuriousLurker
Thanks. I guess I’m going to have to either wait till I can make a trip to NYC or ask my boss to bring some next time she’s passing through my area.
I used to work in an Asian neighborhood in Elmhurst, Queens, which is is where I originally had the coconut rice (they served Chinese, Malaysian. and Indonesian food).
There was this one HUGE Asian market—mostly Chinese & Korean stuff, but a little of everything else too—where you could find almost anything. I used to spend hours & hours in there just gawking at all the strange & exotic looking foods. Lots of the packaged stuff didn’t even have English ingredients listed, so trying something new was always an adventure. Heh.
I miss NYC. *sigh*
Heh.
A friend of mine lived in Japan for awhile.
She said when she went shopping, she bought things based on the pictures on the packages.
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Political Atheist Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:13:31pm |
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Decatur Deb Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:13:36pm |
Congratulations. (It’s the Republican House.)
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:13:50pm |
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Hmmm…anyone hear some rustling in the archives?
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:14:16pm |
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Stanghazi Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:15:13pm |
re: #212 Rightwingconspirator
Excellent news! Ya’ll deserve it.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:15:34pm |
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Interesting Times Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:15:46pm |
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:16:18pm |
re: #226 publicityStunted
Maybe it was how they kept track of sockpuppets ;)
ROFL.
That’s what I was thinking.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:17:09pm |
re: #219 reine.de.tout
Heh.
A friend of mine lived in Japan for awhile.She said when she went shopping, she bought things based on the pictures on the packages.
Heh, yeah, that’s mostly what I went by. But sometimes they were misleading. Trying to identify some of the fruit was a challenging also. Ohhh, and the Chinese medicine/pharmacy counter! Very, very… unusual stuff there. It was fun though, being in a place where everything was mysterious & foreign.
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sattv4u2 Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:18:00pm |
heading out for awhile
I hear the couch and the remote calling my name
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BishopX Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:20:35pm |
re: #229 sattv4u2
heading out for awhile
I hear the couch and the remote calling my name
Have a good night.
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CuriousLurker Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:20:49pm |
Okay, my hunger has finally overcome you guys’ scaly charm. I’m gonna go make something to eat. Take care, everyone.
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:28:08pm |
re: #209 BishopX
Yeah, salt makes the rice. In my kitchen right now is:
- A Trader Joe’s Salt grinder thing on the table.
- A Morton’s cylinder of (iodized) salt for baking and heavy duty cooking
-A box of Kosher salt for light cooking where the texture and quality of the salt can be apparent.
This is good. It’s rather amazing how such a mundane ingredient growing up has turned into a more complex (and tasty) condiment. The right or wrong kind/quantity of salt can make all the difference!
Another thought is shallots. My wife swears by the smaller varieties, as does Anthony Bourdain in general. In fact, he even states that Shallots are one of the 10 reasons why “restaurant food” tastes different (usually better) than “our cooking”. They are yet another food item that I didn’t grow up with but now can’t live without….
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:31:52pm |
re: #222 wrenchwench
Twajie claimed that Odom has least a thousand socks, this was in early 2008.
Odom is the King of the Trolls.
If he isn’t, why doesn’t he deny it?
That’s because he didn’t delete everything, it’s not possible in this day and age. This man is a peddler of hate and anger
And he is stalking Charles
Obvious troll is obvious
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:33:05pm |
All this talk of food is making me hungry ……. guess I’ll finish off that spicy stomach lining soup I brought home from breakfast this morning.
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:34:18pm |
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Killgore Trout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:34:20pm |
re: #233 Surabaya Stew
This is good. It’s rather amazing how such a mundane ingredient growing up has turned into a more complex (and tasty) condiment. The right or wrong kind/quantity of salt can make all the difference!
Another thought is shallots. My wife swears by the smaller varieties, as does Anthony Bourdain in general. In fact, he even states that Shallots are one of the 10 reasons why “restaurant food” tastes different (usually better) than “our cooking”. They are yet another food item that I didn’t grow up with but now can’t live without…
Be sure to put your unused shallots out in the garden. It doesn’t matter if you plant them in January or July, they’ll do just fine. Within a year you’ll have you own never ending supply. You can do that with garlic too.
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Dancing along the light of day Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:36:22pm |
re: #236 Dragon_Lady
Blooming wonderfully!
Congratulations on the job!
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:36:33pm |
Hi Everyone! Happy Saturday to you all! I see RWC shared our good news with you all, let me tell you it takes a mountain of stress off my chest.
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Obdicut Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:36:34pm |
re: #233 Surabaya Stew
Any black beans I ever make have shallots in them. Most of my rices start with shallots. Shallots are freaking great.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:37:09pm |
re: #239 Dragon_Lady
Hi Everyone! Happy Saturday to you all! I see RWC shared our good news with you all, let me tell you it takes a mountain of stress off my chest.
Of course it does!
That was good news to hear.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:37:30pm |
re: #239 Dragon_Lady
Hi Everyone! Happy Saturday to you all! I see RWC shared our good news with you all, let me tell you it takes a mountain of stress off my chest.
mountain… chest… uh… BBIAM…
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:39:24pm |
re: #234 Reginald Perrin
Personally? I think dangerous.
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:39:34pm |
re: #238 Floral Giraffe
Blooming wonderfully!
Congratulations on the job!
Thanks ever so much, being a 99er is absolutely no fun let me tell you! The sinking feeling I got when I read the exhausted funds letter made me feel quite ill there for a few days. But alls well now!
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:39:38pm |
re: #234 Reginald Perrin
Twajie claimed that Odom has least a thousand socks, this was in early 2008.
Odom is the King of the Trolls.
If he isn’t, why doesn’t he deny it?
That’s because he didn’t delete everything, it’s not possible in this day and age. This man is a peddler of hate and anger
And he is stalking Charles
Obvious troll is obvious
Would those trolls likely have a registration date from 2007? Or would it be more random?
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:41:09pm |
re: #242 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
mountain… chest… uh… BBIAM…
Had to go think about that a bit did you? LOL!
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:41:55pm |
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See, seven months doesn’t raise my curiosity nearly as much as four years does.
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Dancing along the light of day Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:42:02pm |
re: #245 wrenchwench
I think some of them are class of 2004, but I’m not an expert.
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:43:17pm |
re: #250 Floral Giraffe
I think some of them are class of 2004, but I’m not an expert.
Watch it missy…
wrenchwenchRegistered since: Nov 2, 2004 at 10:29 am
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:43:58pm |
re: #250 Floral Giraffe
I think some of them are class of 2004, but I’m not an expert.
they are of all assorted ages….the 04 trolls are unique because so many 04 posters flounced or walked away in a big cluster
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:46:28pm |
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:46:52pm |
re: #238 Floral Giraffe
Blooming wonderfully!
Congratulations on the job!
Thanks, I’m almost giddy with relief. Talking about blooming wonderfully, some of my babies are starting to show signs of a very blooming spring! That makes me almost as giddy with happiness, seems like icing on a cake! Whew, guess I’m doing something right after all!
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Dancing along the light of day Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:46:58pm |
re: #251 wrenchwench
LOL!
There were a lot of good lizards from 2004.
There were some stalkerz too.
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:48:14pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:49:27pm |
re: #257 wrenchwench
Don’t even remember when I signed up… CV was first… pain in the butt to figure out.
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:49:40pm |
I know I am a little late Congrats to RWC and DL. I am happy to hear of your good news.
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Charles Johnson Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:50:26pm |
re: #249 wrenchwench
Googling the username is always a good idea. Lots of people use the same name for many different websites.
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Political Atheist Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:50:52pm |
re: #259 PhillyPretzel
Thanks.
How do you spell relief?
J O B S
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Interesting Times Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:51:14pm |
re: #256 Floral Giraffe
LOL!
There were a lot of good lizards from 2004.
There were some stalkerz too.
LVQ said the stalkers use sockpuppets on their own boards to make it look like lots of people agree with them - perhaps that’s the original raison d’être for “special” members of the Class of 2004 (and why so many disappeared at roughly the same time…)
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:52:10pm |
re: #261 Rightwingconspirator
Believe me I understand. I had a long peroid of unemployment and then I got a job.
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:52:10pm |
re: #260 Charles
Googling the username is always a good idea. Lots of people use the same name for many different websites.
Thanks for the tip. That one looks like a Tweet enthusiast.
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:52:44pm |
re: #237 Killgore Trout
Be sure to put your unused shallots out in the garden. It doesn’t matter if you plant them in January or July, they’ll do just fine. Within a year you’ll have you own never ending supply. You can do that with garlic too.
I had no idea….thanks!
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:52:55pm |
re: #258 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Don’t even remember when I signed up… CV was first… pain in the butt to figure out.
chubby vegan
Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances of survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet —- Albert Einstein
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Recent comments
I kinda miss him….
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:54:11pm |
re: #263 PhillyPretzel
Dang period not peroid. ::: 40 lashes with a wet noodle ::: My right index finger is taped. boo boo.
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:55:08pm |
re: #258 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Don’t even remember when I signed up… CV was first… pain in the butt to figure out.
How does a vegetarian get fat or chubby? Lot’s O’ butter?
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:55:45pm |
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:56:24pm |
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:56:38pm |
re: #268 Mr Pancakes
How does a vegetarian get fat or chubby? Lot’s O’ butter?
fries are vegetarian if they’re not cooled in animal fat
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wrenchwench Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:57:05pm |
Later, lizards.
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:57:06pm |
re: #268 Mr Pancakes
How does a vegetarian get fat or chubby? Lot’s O’ butter?
ice cream?…or is that taboo?
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:57:09pm |
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:57:35pm |
I just looked at my registration date and my rookie year is up, and here I thought I’d never make it as a lizard! Happy error!
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:58:20pm |
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:59:48pm |
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Jan 22, 2011 5:59:49pm |
re: #268 Mr Pancakes
How does a vegetarian get fat or chubby? Lot’s O’ butter?
1. While a vegetarian, I am not necessarily a healthy eater.
2. Beer.
3. Cake
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:00:06pm |
re: #249 wrenchwench
See, seven months doesn’t raise my curiosity nearly as much as four years does.
That first one you noticed could be last one, or La Stone.
I’m betting “last one”.
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:00:54pm |
re: #278 Mr Pancakes
From what I understand the class of 2006 rocks.
The class of 2007 - doesn’t apparently, ‘cept for a few of us, and yes, I count myself IN the rockin’ bunch.
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:01:15pm |
re: #279 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
1. While a vegetarian, I am not necessarily a healthy eater.
2. Beer.
3. Cake
Gotcha….. If I didn’t love meat so much I could probably be a vegetarian. BUT never a vegan!
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:01:34pm |
re: #278 Mr Pancakes
From what I understand the class of 2006 rocks.
And yes, of course I figure out YOU are class of ‘06!
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Jadespring Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:01:43pm |
Yay I got back on. The site wouldn’t load up for some reason.
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:01:44pm |
re: #243 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Personally? I think dangerous.
Yes, to others and to himself.
I realized that a few years ago when he made several ugly death treats towards yours truly.
It’s also the reason I declared the imaginary blog over. I do not want to be part of his breakdown, because of others being hurt.
Paranoid, delusional and a gun freak with a masturbatory fantasy of genocide.
with a drinking problem
It’s past due that this tormented indiviual receive some form of help.
Rick Martinez has reached bottom and is to be more pitied than laughed at.
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:02:36pm |
re: #283 reine.de.tout
And yes, of course I figure out YOU are class of ‘06!
I am? You’re right… I just looked.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:02:46pm |
re: #266 wrenchwench
Honestly? I don’t miss him. I’m sure I’ve said things in a past life that I would never, ever say now. I think I’ve evolved a bit over the past few years.
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Jadespring Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:02:48pm |
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reine.de.tout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:03:20pm |
re: #288 Jadespring
Hi reine.
I plan on sending some things for the next cookbook.
great!
My e-mail addy is all over the place, click my nic and you’ll find it.
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:04:45pm |
re: #279 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
1. While a vegetarian, I am not necessarily a healthy eater.
2. Beer.
3. Cake
Not to mention bread, pasta, beans and a whole lot more! ;)
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HoosierHoops Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:04:54pm |
re: #268 Mr Pancakes
How does a vegetarian get fat or chubby? Lot’s O’ butter?
That’s funny…The very first post I every made here if I recall was to Veggie about the very same thing..
I caught some crap about it..But I hate almost all food..
It is my curse in life…I wish I could eat everything and anything but the taste grosses me out…It’s not as cool as you think to hate almost all food…That’s why I don’t preach about eating heathy…I tried a Wendy’s burger once and threw up…Man I wanted a burger..well at first…*wink*
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:08:01pm |
re: #291 HoosierHoops
That’s funny…The very first post I every made here if I recall was to Veggie about the very same thing..
I caught some crap about it..But I hate almost all food..
It is my curse in life…I wish I could eat everything and anything but the taste grosses me out…It’s not as cool as you think to hate almost all food…That’s why I don’t preach about eating heathy…I tried a Wendy’s burger once and threw up…Man I wanted a burger..well at first…*wink*
maybe someday you can get a tongue transplant…but make sure the donor liked Beef-O-Roni
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:08:32pm |
re: #291 HoosierHoops
That’s funny…The very first post I every made here if I recall was to Veggie about the very same thing..
I caught some crap about it..But I hate almost all food..
It is my curse in life…I wish I could eat everything and anything but the taste grosses me out…It’s not as cool as you think to hate almost all food…That’s why I don’t preach about eating heathy…I tried a Wendy’s burger once and threw up…Man I wanted a burger..well at first…*wink*
I feel sorry for you man….. I can and will eat pretty much anything….. like I mentioned up thread I had stomach lining soup this morning for breakfast….. AKA menudo.
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Obdicut Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:09:04pm |
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Jadespring Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:10:01pm |
Vegetarian food ah the bane of my evening…
I just came so close to getting in a fight with Mom around veggie food, but good sense prevailed and I held my tongue. Still she was totally insulting but I don’t think she realized it.
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:13:35pm |
re: #294 Obdicut
New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don’t Love Each Other
LOL, some funny signage in there…course ya have to watch it twice
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:14:07pm |
I like to eatma lot of foods too, but unfortunately the foods tend to love me more that I do them! As my poor thighs will attest to and after six months of working out three or more days a week and only 20lbs of weight loss!
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:16:00pm |
re: #262 publicityStunted
LVQ said the stalkers use sockpuppets on their own boards to make it look like lots of people agree with them - perhaps that’s the original raison d’être for “special” members of the Class of 2004 (and why so many disappeared at roughly the same time…)
I have a theory for an alternate explanation. It is just a theory for now because there are a few missing pieces.
It doesn’t matter, the imaginary war is over, we won
There is an irony to the fact that twajie uses multiple sock puppets on a blog that always accuses Charles of having socks.
Meanwhile these intellectual midgets are obsessing over a deleted eight year old comment.
Meanwhile the Odom’s stalker empire has deleted countless blogs to cover its tracks.
It’s an old rovian tactic that the odious odomites have perfected.
And to we who chose to live in the reality based universe, it drips with irony.
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:16:21pm |
re: #297 Dragon_Lady
I like to eatma lot of foods too, but unfortunately the foods tend to love me more that I do them! As my poor thighs will attest to and after six months of working out three or more days a week and only 20lbs of weight loss!
PIMF! And since I’m using my iPad to blog from I can’t highlight my boo boo! *sigh*
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Killgore Trout Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:18:03pm |
re: #265 Surabaya Stew
I had no idea…thanks!
If you’re a real shallot fan I highly recommend the French Grey Shallots. You can’t buy them in stores but you can order them online from garden supply places. They are very delicious. Just plant some in the yard and never harvest all of them, leave some for next year.
Free onions for life!
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HoosierHoops Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:19:09pm |
re: #297 Dragon_Lady
I like to eatma lot of foods too, but unfortunately the foods tend to love me more that I do them! As my poor thighs will attest to and after six months of working out three or more days a week and only 20lbs of weight loss!
I weighed myself the other day..I weigh exactly one pound more than my playing weight in college…I’m just thin built..
I could eat nothing more than fruit, veggies, breads and eggs my whole life…Wait I do! LOL
I could eat only eggs..I LOVE EGGS!
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:20:18pm |
re: #301 Killgore Trout
If you’re a real shallot fan I highly recommend the French Grey Shallots. You can’t buy them in stores but you can order them online from garden supply places. They are very delicious. Just plant some in the yard and never harvest all of them, leave some for next year.
Free onions for life!
how did your indoor tomato experiment come out?
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:21:06pm |
re: #302 HoosierHoops
I weighed myself the other day..I weigh exactly one pound more than my playing weight in college…I’m just thin built..
I could eat nothing more than fruit, veggies, breads and eggs my whole life…Wait I do! LOL
I could eat only eggs..I LOVE EGGS!
Me to, breakfast, lunch, dinner or anytime!
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:21:08pm |
re: #297 Dragon_Lady
I like to eatma lot of foods too, but unfortunately the foods tend to love me more that I do them! As my poor thighs will attest to and after six months of working out three or more days a week and only 20lbs of weight loss!
God did a lot of stuff good but why in the hell did he make all the good food fattening?
PMS?
What was he thinking when he designed these? These evil creatures that crawl around here at night.
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Jadespring Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:21:17pm |
re: #295 Jadespring
Oh and about roast beef too.
Okay here’s the scenario. You’re having a wedding. You’d really like roast beef at the wedding. Would you rather have a roast that’s been pre-cooked from a grocery store deli and sliced or a custom cut, organic, grass fed, prime roast for 3.50 a pound and slow roasted to perfection?
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:23:59pm |
re: #305 Mr Pancakes
God did a lot of stuff good but why in the hell did he make all the good food fattening?
PMS?
What was he thinking when he designed these? These evil creatures that crawl around here at night.
You just had to gross mebout as I’m making dinner, did’t you? Bleaugh!
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PhillyPretzel Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:24:30pm |
I got to go. Good Night to my fellow Lizards.
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Gus Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:24:57pm |
In other news. I tried watching The Office (NBC) in between my intestinal flu sleep yesterday and I could handle it. Creeps me out sometimes.
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Gus Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:25:42pm |
re: #309 Gus 802
In other news. I tried watching The Office (NBC) in between my intestinal flu sleep yesterday and I
couldCOULDN”T handle it. Creeps me out sometimes.
PIMF. Grrr.
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:26:03pm |
re: #307 Dragon_Lady
You just had to gross mebout as I’m making dinner, did’t you? Bleaugh!
They’ve crawled in the house before (how they got in I have no idea)…… I understand they have a nasty bite.
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:29:02pm |
re: #311 Mr Pancakes
They’ve crawled in the house before (how they got in I have no idea)… I understand they have a nasty bite.
try pinching off the abdominal section and easting the entrails…you may be happily surprised
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:30:06pm |
re: #312 albusteve
try pinching off the abdominal section and easting the entrails…you may be happily surprised
Maybe wrapped in bacon and deep fried is what I’m thinking.
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:31:09pm |
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:33:04pm |
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:34:05pm |
re: #315 Mr Pancakes
We call them “Earth Babies” because they have little human baby like heads… but they are really called “Jerusalem Crickets” Google tells me..
you can probably make soup from their heads
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Donna Ballard Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:35:51pm |
Enough,enough,enough! I’m about to eat so I gotta go. By everyone! Keep laughing.
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:35:54pm |
re: #316 albusteve
you can probably make soup from their heads
Yea…. but you have to remove the mandibles first.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:36:58pm |
re: #305 Mr Pancakes
God did a lot of stuff good but why in the hell did he make all the good food fattening?
PMS?
Posted this this morning… but you gave me an opening.
NASA is doing a study on women with PMS in space to see if there are any problems with this. Hell yes there’s a problem. In zero gravity? The crazy psycho bitches can fly!
-Ron White
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Surabaya Stew Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:37:49pm |
re: #301 Killgore Trout
If you’re a real shallot fan I highly recommend the French Grey Shallots. You can’t buy them in stores but you can order them online from garden supply places. They are very delicious. Just plant some in the yard and never harvest all of them, leave some for next year.
Free onions for life!
Hmmm, I’ll have to try the grey frenchies out sometime. And the thought of everlasting shallots is one that I’ll share with my wife tonight; she’ll be intrigued by that. In the meantime, y’all Lizards have a great night!
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:38:09pm |
re: #319 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Posted this this morning… but you gave me an opening.
NASA is doing a study on women with PMS in space to see if there are any problems with this. Hell yes there’s a problem. In zero gravity? The crazy psycho bitches can fly!
-Ron White
That’s great!
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:39:25pm |
re: #318 Mr Pancakes
Yea… but you have to remove the mandibles first.
well that’s where their reproductive organs are located…if ypu toss them in the garden they will sprout into a new Earth Baby the following spring…so you actually have a never ending supply of protein
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Obdicut Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:40:05pm |
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:41:18pm |
re: #322 albusteve
well that’s where their reproductive organs are located…if ypu toss them in the garden they will sprout into a new Earth Baby the following spring…so you actually have a never ending supply of protein
That why one tried to bite me…… he was trying to impregnate me! GAH!
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:47:22pm |
My wife is going to Viejas tonight to carouse with her friends……..
I say she puts $20 on what Lizards? Talking roulette here……
If she loses I can blame you guys.
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:51:39pm |
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:53:10pm |
re: #325 Mr Pancakes
If you want to lose, pick the number six, it has always lost when I bet it.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:54:18pm |
re: #325 Mr Pancakes
Went on a gambling cruise once with a group. They gave everyone a roll of quarters when we boarded.
When we got off, everyone was licking their wounds; they asked me “How much did you win?” I pulled out my roll of quarters and said, “Ten Bucks!”
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:54:22pm |
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:55:33pm |
re: #333 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Went on a gambling cruise once with a group. They gave everyone a roll of quarters when we boarded.
When we got off, everyone was licking their wounds; they asked me “How much did you win?” I pulled out my roll of quarters and said, “Ten Bucks!”
Yep…….. sweet. I’m glad I didn’t get the gambling gene.
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Obdicut Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:56:39pm |
re: #325 Mr Pancakes
This is the absolutely best site to read for any Vegas gambling.
[Link: wizardofodds.com…]
And all bets on the roulette wheel have the same odds other than ‘first five’, which has worse odds. So don’t bet that.
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Fat Bastard Vegetarian Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:57:25pm |
re: #335 Mr Pancakes
Not that I wouldn’t enjoy it. I suck at it.
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:58:08pm |
re: #336 Obdicut
This is the absolutely best site to read for any Vegas gambling.
[Link: wizardofodds.com…]
And all bets on the roulette wheel have the same odds other than ‘first five’, which has worse odds. So don’t bet that.
I’m going to have to study that…. thanks Obdi.
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:00:08pm |
re: #336 Obdicut
This is the absolutely best site to read for any Vegas gambling.
[Link: wizardofodds.com…]
And all bets on the roulette wheel have the same odds other than ‘first five’, which has worse odds. So don’t bet that.
there is no secret to roulette, other than the colors that seem to come up before you bet….if there are several red numbers, then bet black…spread your bets around and never bet some lucky number….in fact play cards instead, you cannot go wrong playing blackjack and it’s more fun…just my opinion
| 341 |
Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:00:32pm |
re: #337 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Not that I wouldn’t enjoy it. I suck at it.
I do too…….. the last time I went to Veags with the wife we said 1 hour or $200 which ever came first.
(of course I had to pry her hands off the machine when she was up $100 at two hour limit)
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:01:42pm |
re: #341 Mr Pancakes
I do too… the last time I went to Veags with the wife we said 1 hour or $200 which ever came first.
(of course I had to pry her hands off the machine when she was up $100 at two hour limit)
Woops after the 1 hour limit
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Mr Pancakes Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:02:53pm |
re: #339 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Jets/Packers in the Superbowl.
That’s my heart….. my head says the other two teams.
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Obdicut Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:05:39pm |
re: #340 albusteve
there is no secret to roulette, other than the colors that seem to come up before you bet…if there are several red numbers, then bet black
Nah.
[Link: wizardofodds.com…]
But it makes no difference; all bets other than one have the same odds.
The best game to play in a casino is craps. You still will lose overall, due to the house edge and the problem of the Gambler’s Ruin.
But with craps, you have the lowest house edge, so you can play for the longest time, and get the most free drinks, and the most thrills of the roll of the dice.
I prefer poker.
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:05:47pm |
re: #339 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Jets/Packers in the Superbowl.
could be…I don’t see the Bears winning but the AFC game is a toss up….it’s just way to hard to call most of the time, but Rodgers is playing lights out
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:07:44pm |
re: #345 Obdicut
Nah.
[Link: wizardofodds.com…]
But it makes no difference; all bets other than one have the same odds.
The best game to play in a casino is craps. You still will lose overall, due to the house edge and the problem of the Gambler’s Ruin.
But with craps, you have the lowest house edge, so you can play for the longest time, and get the most free drinks, and the most thrills of the roll of the dice.
I prefer poker.
craps is fun, you don’t have to have a clue, or even roll the dice…poker is the most fun for me…and I like to drone out at the slots too…the $1 and $5s
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Jalal bin Smokin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:14:19pm |
I either don’t have the gene for gambling or learned very early on that I’m extremely unlucky or just plain bad at games of chance. I really hate casinos except for their shows. I can feed a slot machine $20 in quarters in 5 minutes and not get a thing. I could have sat in the bar 4x as long for the same amount of money. Gambling for me has hardly ever shown a return let alone a profit.
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Dancing along the light of day Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:16:19pm |
re: #331 Reginald Perrin
LOL!
The house always wins.
Playing for entertainment, is one thing.
Thinking you are going to win, is another!
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William Barnett-Lewis Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:19:30pm |
re: #339 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Jets/Packers in the Superbowl.
That’s what I hope for but at this point, I have no clue how the AFC game will come out. Rodgers, OTOH, is on a run that makes both Starr & Farve green with envy. We’ll know 24 hours from now… ;)
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Jadespring Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:28:59pm |
re: #345 Obdicut
Nah.
[Link: wizardofodds.com…]
But it makes no difference; all bets other than one have the same odds.
The best game to play in a casino is craps. You still will lose overall, due to the house edge and the problem of the Gambler’s Ruin.
But with craps, you have the lowest house edge, so you can play for the longest time, and get the most free drinks, and the most thrills of the roll of the dice.
I prefer poker.
When I went to Vegas, craps was my favorite. I was there for fun and it was the most entertaining. Slots were so boring. I thing I played for a few minutes and thought what the heck is up with this? How do people sit here for hours. :) Black jack was okay but it was still rather sedate. Didn’t play roulette but it looked about the same.
Craps was all whooping and hollering and at least you got to DO something more then just place a bet. I ended up playing for the whole night on my last night there. It was a blast. I started with 40 got it to around 900 which was awesome, I debated about stopping but I figured that the entertainment outweighed the actual need to take money away. When I started I expected to lose anyways so it really wasn’t a loss. I watched the guy beside me bet 30,000 dollars three times and lose it all! It was flabergasting to watch that. Didn’t seem to phase him though.
Still at the end of it all I ended up with ninety dollars in my pocket which was cool.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:29:44pm |
re: #339 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Jets/Packers in the Superbowl.
I think not. I say Bears/Steelers. And if the Jets should happen to win tomorrow, they’ll face the Bears in the Superbowl and get crushed like last time.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:31:09pm |
re: #345 Obdicut
Nah.
[Link: wizardofodds.com…]
But it makes no difference; all bets other than one have the same odds.
The best game to play in a casino is craps. You still will lose overall, due to the house edge and the problem of the Gambler’s Ruin.
But with craps, you have the lowest house edge, so you can play for the longest time, and get the most free drinks, and the most thrills of the roll of the dice.
I prefer poker.
the best game I ever played in a casino was Galaga :D
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:33:39pm |
re: #353 Dark_Falcon
I think not. I say Bears/Steelers. And if the Jets should happen to win tomorrow, they’ll face the Bears in the Superbowl and get crushed like last time.
Cutler will fail…Bears lose
simple as that
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William Barnett-Lewis Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:34:44pm |
re: #353 Dark_Falcon
I think not. I say Bears/Steelers. And if the Jets should happen to win tomorrow, they’ll face the Bears in the Superbowl and get crushed like last time.
Huh? Jets have only been to one SB (III) & they won it. Are you thinking of some other meeting between them?
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Jadespring Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:34:48pm |
Oh though the best thing about that night wasn’t the gambling it was staying up all night, drinking of course, being utterly brain dead , going the Star Trek experience first thing when it opened, facing off a couple of Klingons (who spoke fluently to each other) in the line up and then walking onto a real life mock up of the bridge of the Enterprise.
Total trip….
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:36:31pm |
re: #350 Floral Giraffe
LOL!
The house always wins.
Playing for entertainment, is one thing.
Thinking you are going to win, is another!
no, the house does not always win…and sometimes they lose big
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:38:46pm |
re: #355 albusteve
Cutler will fail…Bears lose
simple as that
No, it isn’t. Cutler is ready for this, and he’s going to turn in a first rate performance. Tomorrows game is not going to see any major failures. The Bears and Packers both know each other as well as any two NFL teams can. This is going to be a close game between two high-quality teams. But I think the Bears powerful defense will give them the edge. The Bears have been able to contain Aaron Rodgers twice during the regular season (the Packer won on Jan. 2nd but only scored 10 points) and this time a greater offensive effort will carry the Bears to victory. But it will not be an easy win.
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:39:28pm |
re: #356 wlewisiii
Huh? Jets have only been to one SB (III) & they won it. Are you thinking of some other meeting between them?
The Bear beat the Jets during the regular season.
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albusteve Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:39:31pm |
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:42:29pm |
re: #350 Floral Giraffe
LOL!
The house always wins.
Playing for entertainment, is one thing.
Thinking you are going to win, is another!
Not where I used to gamble, I never ever lost as much as a single dollar in a crap game. You may say the odds were always loaded in my favor. It was the only way they could get me to leave the room before I told the marks they was being played.
I could pick up twenty to fifty dollars a bet and this was good money late seventies, especially when there were places where my money was no good. No tab was run if you tip the barmaid ten dollars.
And I was an absolute nobody who made a few interesting friends that I would love to write about, but am waiting for them to pass away.
I haven’t seen them in decades but I still owe them privacy.
I have never checked, but it is probably likely, they would be in their eighties.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:47:20pm |
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William Barnett-Lewis Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:53:21pm |
re: #360 Dark_Falcon
The Bear beat the Jets during the regular season.
Well, I guess that’s what I get for following the Packer’s games rather that the Bears LOL
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 7:57:03pm |
re: #364 wlewisiii
Well, I guess that’s what I get for following the Packer’s games rather that the Bears LOL
I tried to follow both as much as I could. This is the first time in a very long time that both Chicago and Green Bay have had high-quality teams simultaneously. That’s what’s going to make this game one for the ages.
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 8:07:11pm |
re: #365 Dark_Falcon
Have the stalkers made any unkind comments towards any female lizards in the last day or so?
In other words, did twajie take the bait?
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Dark_Falcon Sat, Jan 22, 2011 8:11:18pm |
re: #366 Reginald Perrin
Have the stalkers made any unkind comments towards any female lizards in the last day or so?
In other words, did twajie take the bait?
Yes, today that asshole Daedalus Dorkus called Reine “The Queen of Ignorance” and “a a self hating Catholic”. He’s showing his ass in his normal hateful fashion. And he even posted a thread about it on “The Blogmocracy” since his urge to stalk could not be limited to one site. So yes, he swallowed it hook, line, and sinker.
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William Barnett-Lewis Sat, Jan 22, 2011 8:12:27pm |
re: #365 Dark_Falcon
I tried to follow both as much as I could. This is the first time in a very long time that both Chicago and Green Bay have had high-quality teams simultaneously. That’s what’s going to make this game one for the ages.
True and 1941 was a similar example as both teams went in with tied records (that was the only thing that triggered a playoff then). I’ll probably try to find a feed on the net - we have no TV & no money to sit at a bar and watch the game, alas.
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Reginald Perrin Sat, Jan 22, 2011 8:33:35pm |
re: #367 Dark_Falcon
Yes, today that asshole
DaedalusDorkus called Reine “The Queen of Ignorance” and “a a self hating Catholic”. He’s showing his ass in his normal hateful fashion. And he even posted a thread about it on “The Blogmocracy” since his urge to stalk could not be limited to one site. So yes, he swallowed it hook, line, and sinker.
Always does when I write it the right way.
I wonder if he would be pissed off to learn that I arranged to rig their elections.
That is why Spacejesus won by a modest 750 votes. Hhe had nothing to do with it and didn’t know of the plan.
But it did convince him to join us on this mission from dog.
By the way be careful, don’t tell me anything from the last 24 hours that was mentioned about Reggie.
Wasn’t it hilarious how I shamed Rick Martinez into removing the ban on the mere mention of my name?
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Dancing along the light of day Sat, Jan 22, 2011 8:41:31pm |
re: #363 WindUpBird
Lupus is an ugly, harmful disease. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
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ClaudeMonet Sat, Jan 22, 2011 10:33:15pm |
re: #358 albusteve
no, the house does not always win…and sometimes they lose big
But they usually win, and when someone does beat them, the house usually wins it back soon enough. Play long enough, and the odds stand a better and better chance of evening up and beating you.
I’m a craps player, trying to play a lot less. I know the odds and play what the dealers say is a “tough out” style. None of the “proposition bets” in the middle of the layout unless it’s as a tip for the dealers. Pass line with lots of “odds” (the odds bet in craps being the ONLY bet in the casino that doesn’t favor the house). And still I’ve lost more than I’ve won. I know this and still have the urge to play. Having a casino 35 minutes away doesn’t help. But, so far this year I haven’t gone even once.
Roulette? Boring. There’s no strategy that works. Slots? For the mindless and/or easily entertained. Blackjack? Too much of my fate is tied to how idiots play their hands. Any “new” game? C’mon, the casino wouldn’t offer it unless it was well in the house’s favor.
The best strategy? Play games you understand, with small amounts of money you can afford to lose. And if you’re not having fun, don’t play.
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