If you’re a PHP coder who also codes Javascript, here’s an insanely useful site where they’ve converted most of the useful PHP functions into Javascript, keeping the syntax intact: PHP functions in JavaScript.
I’m currently using their versions of base64_decode(), utf8_decode(), addslashes(), and str_replace() in the LGF Javascript codebase, and they work beautifully.
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Charles Johnson Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:31:12pm |
It's all about a function at the junction.
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Charles Johnson Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:32:44pm |
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albusteve Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:34:06pm |
what about conjunction junction?
(cool song)
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Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:35:31pm |
School House Rock!
Yes, I remember . . .
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:40:09pm |
re: #5 ggt
School House Rock is like the 60's. If you remember it, you weren't there.
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albusteve Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:41:39pm |
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Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:43:28pm |
re: #6 Slumbering Behemoth
School House Rock is like the 60's. If you remember it, you weren't there.
H.R. Puff N' Stuff? The Archies?
Man, I was there!
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Killgore Trout Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:44:07pm |
RACISTS: Democrats Demand Allen West Apologize For Criticizing White Woman. I guess they figure he doesn’t know his place.Hey, I didn’t make the racial rules for political discourse. I’m just following their previous application.
Posted at 9:11 pm by Glenn Reynolds
What a dick.
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Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:44:53pm |
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Killgore Trout Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:48:00pm |
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Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:49:11pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:52:27pm |
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Vicious Babushka Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:53:12pm |
Wow, I got an actual fan mail! Somebody actually reads my website! I don't mean "Vicious Babushka," I mean the huge historical research site of which the Zionist Mall is just the gift shop.
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albusteve Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:56:33pm |
re: #15 Alouette
Wow, I got an actual fan mail! Somebody actually reads my website! I don't mean "Vicious Babushka," I mean the huge historical research site of which the Zionist Mall is just the gift shop.
it can be a hassle...I had to set up a Dept Of Fanmail to deal with it, but revenue from keychain sales pays for it
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Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:58:09pm |
I must say I'm torn, but I've decided to take the High Road.
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SpaceJesus Wed, Jul 20, 2011 6:58:51pm |
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Charles Johnson Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:07:48pm |
Refrigerator Cat.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:08:49pm |
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:11:02pm |
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Holidays are Family Fun Time Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:15:48pm |
I'm off for a while.
Have a great evening all!
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albusteve Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:19:47pm |
some Slim Harpo
Shake Your Hips
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albusteve Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:22:17pm |
Stones cover Slim Harpo...
shows their reverence for the old guys
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A Man for all Seasons Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:24:25pm |
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albusteve Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:31:37pm |
re: #26 HoosierHoops
most excellent
yeah, the Stones covered his hit 'I'm A King Bee'
Stones version...
straight up blues
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Four More Tears Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:31:49pm |
Congress Continues Debate Over Whether Or Not Nation Should Be Economically Ruined
"It is a question that, I think, is worthy of serious consideration: Should we take steps to avoid a crippling, decades-long depression that would lead to disastrous consequences on a worldwide scale? Or should we not do that?" asked House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA), adding that arguments could be made for both sides, and that the debate over ensuring America’s financial solvency versus allowing the nation to default on its debt—which would torpedo stock markets, cause mortgage and interests rates to skyrocket, and decimate the value of the U.S. dollar—is “certainly a conversation worth having.”
I can't tell if the Onion's getting too real or if reality's getting too Oniony...
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:32:31pm |
I see this is going to be on television tonight...
'Battle With the Devil': 'Nightline' Anchor Terry Moran Describes Meeting Those Who Believe Satan Tortured Them
In a small church just outside Buffalo, N.Y., people are retching and coughing up into paper bags. A few are incessantly, forcefully, weirdly yawning. An 8-year-old boy is tackled and pinned to the ground as he yells out, "Get off of me!" Someone gets hit in the back of the head by a large man erupting around the room in a screaming fit. There is much fervent praying and quiet weeping.
There is something else going on here, too. In the belief of these Christians at the Agape Bible Fellowship in East Aurora, New York, a "deliverance ministry," there is a triumph unfolding before our cameras -- a triumph over Satan.
Dear Gravel, I hate tv.
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:33:51pm |
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Kragar Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:34:45pm |
re: #29 Slumbering Behemoth
I see this is going to be on television tonight...
'Battle With the Devil': 'Nightline' Anchor Terry Moran Describes Meeting Those Who Believe Satan Tortured ThemDear Gravel, I hate tv.
Might I suggest some books?
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:36:52pm |
re: #31 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Might I suggest some books?
I'm too busy reading LGF to invest any time in books.
But seriously, do you have any actual suggestions? I'm open.
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Kragar Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:38:30pm |
re: #32 Slumbering Behemoth
I'm too busy reading LGF to invest any time in books.
But seriously, do you have any actual suggestions? I'm open.
Fact or fiction?
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:39:14pm |
re: #32 Slumbering Behemoth
And if you link any W40K fan fiction erotica, I'm coming to your place and peeing into your computer.
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Kragar Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:40:46pm |
re: #34 Slumbering Behemoth
And if you link any W40K fan fiction erotica, I'm coming to your place and peeing into your computer.
I wasn't going to, but now that you mention it...
jk
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:40:57pm |
re: #33 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Fact or fiction?
I like all kinds of stuff. Whatever ya got. Keeping the previous comment of mine in mind, of course.
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laZardo Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:45:09pm |
re: #34 Slumbering Behemoth
And if you link any W40K fan fiction erotica, I'm coming to your place and peeing into your computer.
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OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:45:44pm |
re: #9 Killgore Trout
What a dick.
What is with these stupid rwnj and "I'm rubber you're glue"?
Have any of them graduated fifth grade?
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WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:45:47pm |
re: #32 Slumbering Behemoth
I'm too busy reading LGF to invest any time in books.
But seriously, do you have any actual suggestions? I'm open.
Iain Banks! [Link: www.amazon.com...]
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Kragar Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:46:24pm |
re: #36 Slumbering Behemoth
I like all kinds of stuff. Whatever ya got. Keeping the previous comment of mine in mind, of course.
Island of the Lost: Shipwrecked at the Edge of the World
True story. 2 different crew shipwreck on opposite sides of a rugged island over the same few months. One crew works together and manages to all make it thru alive after months on the island. The other crew falls apart and go from 50 something men to barely a handful in just a few weeks.
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William Barnett-Lewis Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:48:59pm |
re: #36 Slumbering Behemoth
I like all kinds of stuff. Whatever ya got. Keeping the previous comment of mine in mind, of course.
I'm rereading the Harry Potter books because my son has taken to them. They're holding up quite well a few years later.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:49:38pm |
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Kragar Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:50:54pm |
re: #41 wlewisiii
I'm rereading the Harry Potter books because my son has taken to them. They're holding up quite well a few years later.
Rereading the Horus Heresy series from the start right now. Once thats done, I'll restart the Wheel of Time so I'll have the entire series reread by the time the last book comes out.
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:52:23pm |
re: #41 wlewisiii
I'm rereading the Harry Potter books because my son has taken to them. They're holding up quite well a few years later.
There was a comedian ranting about adults reading Harry Potter on the subway on the way to work.
"You're not supposed to be reading your kid's books on the subway, you're supposed to be sitting here quietly, wondering what the fuck happened to your life"!
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Kragar Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:54:57pm |
And the shameless plugging of my hobby
Horus Rising: Anniversary Edition (The Horus Heresy)
Under the benevolent leadership of the Immortal Emperor the Imperium of Man has stretched out across the galaxy. On the eve of victory, the Emperor leaves the front lines, entrusting the great crusade to his favorite son, Horus. Promoted to Warmaster, the idealistic Horus tries to carry out the Emperor'sgrand design, all the while the seeds of heresy and rebellion have been sowed amongst his brothers.
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William Barnett-Lewis Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:56:01pm |
re: #44 Slumbering Behemoth
There was a comedian ranting about adults reading Harry Potter on the subway on the way to work.
"You're not supposed to be reading your kid's books on the subway, you're supposed to be sitting here quietly, wondering what the fuck happened to your life"!
Heh. I enjoy reading to him - Treasure Island, Harry Potter, Narnia ... lots of real literature out there for kids. I'm thinking about giving him a go with The Hobbit this fall :D Once he's hooked it's on to LotR!
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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:56:47pm |
Come to think of it, I still have the last three books in the Dark Tower series on my shelf that I haven't read yet. It's been well over a decade since I read the fourth one, so I may just start over. Hmm...
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OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin Wed, Jul 20, 2011 7:58:53pm |
Your High-Drama 80s Keyboards Clip of the Day:
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Kragar Wed, Jul 20, 2011 8:00:11pm |
re: #46 wlewisiii
Heh. I enjoy reading to him - Treasure Island, Harry Potter, Narnia ... lots of real literature out there for kids. I'm thinking about giving him a go with The Hobbit this fall :D Once he's hooked it's on to LotR!
Get the transition book to ease him from Potter to LotR
fans eagerly pored over their new books and journeyed through the enchanting tale of Harry Potter and Bao Zoulong, where Harry turns into a hobbit, discovers a magic ring and ... battles a dragon.
Sound familiar?
That's because, in what may have been the most ridiculous act of plagiarism ever, Bashu Publishing House printed thousands of books claiming to be the Rowling's next masterpiece that were not in fact Rowling's. An anonymous "author" took a word-for-word translation of The Hobbit and changed the names to those of Harry Potter and his friends (with the exception of Gandalf, who is apparently so unlike Dumbledore that any comparison would just be silly). He also added a chapter at the beginning, explaining how Harry was turned into a hobbit while taking a bath one day, and a few paragraphs at the end describing how he became human again.
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William Barnett-Lewis Wed, Jul 20, 2011 8:03:09pm |
re: #49 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
That sounds amazingly insane. I may have to find a copy just to see which set of fans can scream in pain the loudest :LOL:
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kirkspencer Wed, Jul 20, 2011 8:17:25pm |
re: #45 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
And the shameless plugging of my hobby
Isn't it about time for the next edition?
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Kragar Wed, Jul 20, 2011 8:33:12pm |
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CuriousLurker Wed, Jul 20, 2011 9:33:42pm |
If you’re a PHP coder who also codes Javascript, here’s an insanely useful site where they’ve converted most of the useful PHP functions into Javascript, keeping the syntax intact: PHP functions in JavaScript.I’m currently using their versions of base64_decode(), utf8_decode(), addslashes(), and str_replace() in the LGF Javascript codebase, and they work beautiful
Sahhweeet—thanks!
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shutdown Wed, Jul 20, 2011 11:39:21pm |
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CuriousLurker Wed, Jul 20, 2011 11:48:19pm |
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