Gingrich: ‘Obama is Going to Laugh’ At Romney

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Newt Gingrich, who ludicrously suggested firing union janitors in public schools and putting poor kids to work swabbing out the toilets instead, says that if Mitt Romney is the Republican nominee and ends up debating President Obama, ‘Obama is Going to Laugh at Him’.

Former speaker of the House Newt Gingrich drew a clear distinction between himself and his rivals,�Mitt Romney�and�Rick Santorum, and insisted in an interview with me today that he’s the best conservative candidate to beat President Obama.

He also fought back against the idea that he’s dividing up the conservative vote.

“I think as people look at his record and then imagine him debating Obama, Obama is going to laugh at him,” Gingrich said on “GMA.”

Meanwhile, yesterday “idea man” Gingrich helpfully explained that African-Americans need to stop being “satisified with food stamps.”

The fact is if I become your nominee we will make the key test very simple — food stamps versus paychecks. Obama is the best food stamp president in American history. �More people are on food stamps today because of Obama’s policies than ever in history. I would like to be the best paycheck president in American history.

Now there’s no neighborhood I know of in America where if you went around and asked people, would you rather your children had food stamps or paychecks, you wouldn’t end up with a majority saying they’d rather have a paycheck.

And so I’m prepared, if the NAACP invites me, I’ll go to their convention and talk about why the African-American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps. �And I’ll go to them and explain a brand new Social Security opportunity for young people, which would be particularly good for African-American males because they are the group that gets the smallest return on social security because they have the shortest life span.

I’m sure these kinds of points would be real winners in an Obama-Gingrich debate.

For Obama.

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50 comments
1 Kragar  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:45:25pm

Because a serial adulterer who did it only because he loved America so much and had a grandiose title contest going on with Kim Jung Il is nothing to laugh at.

2 LWNJ  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:45:37pm

This sounds like a “cash, not vouchers” program. Gingrich needs to learn to clarify his speaking, I think, since what he really means is “starve if you don’t have a job.”

3 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:46:16pm
Now there’s no neighborhood I know of in America where if you went around and asked people, would you rather your children had food stamps or paychecks, you wouldn’t end up with a majority saying they’d rather have a paycheck.

What about people who have both? There are people who have both, you know.

4 Kragar  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:47:45pm

No one tell Newt that more whites receive food stamps than blacks. He’s on a roll.

5 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:49:02pm

For instance, I know a single parent who is raising five kids. He has a full time job, all above board and legal, and is also legally receiving food stamps. He couldn’t feed his kids without both.

6 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:50:53pm

re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

What about people who have both? There are people who have both, you know.

They’re not working hard enough!

7 Kragar  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:51:59pm

re: #6 Alouette

Obviously they don’t love Jesus enough to succeed.

8 HAL2010  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:52:28pm

Where did I read that over 80 percent of all food stamp recipients in Iowa are white?
Swear I read it just today or yesterday.


Could that be why he didn’t fare to well in Iowa?

9 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:55:01pm

re: #5 Slumbering Behemoth

So I guess Newt wants to punish this family for being too big of a family. Way to Pro-Life it, dick.

10 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:55:30pm

re: #8 HAL2010

Where did I read that over 80 percent of all food stamp recipients in Iowa are white?
Swear I read it just today or yesterday.

Could that be why he didn’t fare to well in Iowa?

Also, black people are less than three percent of the Iowa population. Which brings us back to why Newt thought that promising to tell a bunch of professional types at the NAACP to seek out paychecks would be relevent or interesting to Iowans.

11 HAL2010  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:55:35pm

Here is a breakdown of “Food Assistance (formerly known as Food Stamps) Program in Iowa and its Counties: 2009”

but it is only by county-by-county basis.

I shall continue to look around and see what I can find.

12 goddamnedfrank  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:56:31pm

re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

What about people who have both? There are people who have both, you know.

Maybe what Gingrich is really saying is that under his administration it really would be an either/or situation, that any job no matter how little it pays would disqualify someone to SNAP. Who knows.

13 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:56:46pm

On this page, Frank Says:

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.

I had no idea Newt was such a big fan of Zappa philosophy.

14 euphgeek  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:57:16pm

My prediction is that Obama will win the election no matter who the nominee is. In order to unseat an incumbent president, the other side has to have a message that resonates with the voters and excite their base as well. Republicans may be able to excite their base with a fringe wingnut, but they’ll lack the resonating message. Romney may be able to say “It’s the economy, stupid” like Clinton did in 1992, but his words ring hollow and he won’t excite his base, even if he picks another Palin as his running mate.

15 Kragar  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:57:23pm

re: #12 goddamnedfrank

Maybe what Gingrich is really saying is that under his administration it really would be an either/or situation, that any job no matter how little it pays would disqualify someone to SNAP. Who knows.

Maybe Newt’s a chickenshit getting his passive aggressive racism digs in while he can.

16 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:58:56pm

re: #15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Maybe Newt’s a chickenshit

And now we’re back to that Santorum Salad. Great.

17 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 12:59:45pm

re: #12 goddamnedfrank

Maybe what Gingrich is really saying is that under his administration it really would be an either/or situation, that any job no matter how little it pays would disqualify someone to SNAP. Who knows.

I think what Gingrich is really saying can be summed up as: “People of New Hampshire! (It’s NH, not Iowa. My error.) You know that your financial woes are all due to black people being on welfare and taking your money! Vote for me! I will say snarky things to black people about food stamps!”

The Republicans of New Hampshire will respond to this by overwhelmingly voting for Mitt Romney in the primary.

18 engineer cat  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:00:52pm

which would be particularly good for African-American males because they are the group that gets the smallest return on social security because they have the shortest life span

“you black folk shouldn’t worry when we destroy social security cuz you’re all gonna drop dead soon anyway”

Yes This Is The Product Of The Great Ginormo-Mega-Brain You’ve All Heard About Who Is Here To Save The World

19 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:01:38pm

Dear Newt,
Fuck you.

20 Kragar  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:02:52pm

re: #19 Varek Raith

Dear Newt,
Fuck you.

DON’T TEMPT THE MAN WHEN HE IS TALKING POLITICS, YOU FOOL!

21 HAL2010  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:02:55pm

According to the pinnacle of information, Wikipedia:

Of those participating in SNAP:

35% of participants are white; 22% are African-American, not Hispanic; 10% are Hispanic; 2% are Asian, 4% are Native American, and 19% are of unknown race or ethnicity.

The US census showed that:
Not Hispanic or Latino 83.7 %
White 63.7 %
Black or African American 12.2 %
Asian 4.7 %
Two or more races 1.9 %


No idea what this is supposed to show.
But it certainly seems like a stupid strategy long term for Gingrich.

Edit:

Adding the wiki links:

SNAP

Demographics

22 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:04:07pm

re: #20 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

HA! You win the thread in twenty. Good show, sir, good show.

23 engineer cat  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:04:50pm

i think the slogan for the democratic party in 2012 should be

Did He Really Just Say That???

24 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:05:07pm

re: #20 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

DON’T TEMPT THE MAN WHEN HE IS TALKING POLITICS, YOU FOOL!

PS, Go for it man!

25 mr.fusion  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:05:52pm
I’ll go to their convention and talk about why the African-American community should demand paychecks and not be satisfied with food stamps.

What makes him think the African American community is satisfied with food stamps in the first place?

26 HAL2010  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:07:39pm

re: #25 mr.fusion

What makes him think the African American community is satisfied with food stamps in the first place?

(wingnut)Because they’re lazy and *wink, wink* … black(/wingnut)

It seems to me he is doing it to get white votes, not the ones from African-Americans.

27 HAL2010  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:08:26pm

How did you do the wingnut font again?

28 lawhawk  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:10:46pm

You click your heels three times, saying there’s no font like wingnut, there’s no font like wingnut, there’s no font like wingnut

/geller

Seriously though, it’s wingnut text /wingnut with brackets around the wingnut

30 darthstar  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:11:45pm

Decent sized waves today…this guy lost his paddle for some reason, but I took his picture anyway. No a good day for stand up paddleboarding, apparently.

31 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:12:12pm

re: #26 HAL2010

Because they’re lazy and *wink, wink* … black

It seems to me he is doing it to get white votes, not the ones from African-Americans.

Bingo.

He knows that the black vote is out of the question. There aren’t that many black Republicans to begin with, and although I don’t know the demographics, I can’t imagine that he’s a specially exciting candidate to most of the black Republicans there are. And Mitt gets NH regardless. This is just a chance to stand on stage and trawl for the ‘resentful white racist’ vote.

32 goddamnedfrank  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:12:24pm

re: #27 HAL2010

How did you do the wingnut font again?

[wingnut]

[/wingnut]

33 Sionainn  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:12:31pm

re: #28 lawhawk

/geller

Seriously though, it’s wingnut text /wingnut with brackets around the wingnut

Thanks

34 HAL2010  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:14:33pm

AH

Yeah. Obviously #26 should have been:


Because they’re lazy and *wink, wink* … black

35 Varek Raith  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:14:42pm

re: #33 Sionainn


:P

36 engineer cat  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:15:34pm

re: #25 mr.fusion

What makes him think the African American community is satisfied with food stamps in the first place?

newt seriously thinks that if he says that at the NAACP convention, black folk are just gonna say “yeah, demand a job! That’s the ticket! Why didn’t I think of that…”

my brain hurts!

37 Sol Berdinowitz  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:15:53pm

Romney is the only GOP candidate who would have a chance against Obama, but he is not conservative enough for his own party. That is what Gingrich is saying.

38 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:17:03pm

re: #29 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Santorum Booed Again For Saying Gays Aren’t Entitled To Marriage Or Military Service

Call me crazy, but I get the impression that he is not going to be our next president. Just a hunch.

39 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:18:06pm

re: #36 engineer dog

newt seriously thinks that if he says that at the NAACP convention, black folk are just gonna say “yeah, demand a job! That’s the ticket! Why didn’t I think of that…”

my brain hurts!

I don’t think Newt ever plans to address the NAACP convention.

40 HAL2010  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:18:06pm

re: #29 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Santorum Booed Again For Saying Gays Aren’t Entitled To Marriage Or Military Service

I love America.

EXCEPT THE GAYS!


I support the troops!

EXCEPT THE GODDAMN GAYS!

Fuck you Santorum.

Can’t help but notice he has never served in any branch of the armed services btw.

41 Sionainn  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:20:10pm

re: #40 HAL2010

I love America.


I support the troops!

Fuck you Santorum.

Can’t help but notice he has never served in any branch btw.

Well, Santorum did say that there were a variety of reasons why people wouldn’t be selected to serve in the military. In his case, I think it was idiocy that kept him out.

42 Kragar  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:20:18pm

re: #37 ralphieboy

Romney is the only GOP candidate who would have a chance against Obama, but he is not conservative enough for his own party. That is what Gingrich Limbaugh is saying.

43 allegro  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:21:21pm

re: #40 HAL2010

I love America.

I support the troops!

Fuck you Santorum.

Can’t help but notice he has never served in any branch btw.

I have this image of Santorum turning 18 in the days of the draft and Viet Nam. He would be the first to run to mommy and daddy for a ticket to Canada if he couldn’t weasel a deferment by claiming he was… gay.

44 Kragar  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:35:44pm

Newt baffled by NAACP’s unenthusiastic response

“It is a shame that the former Speaker feels that these types of inaccurate, divisive statements are in any way helpful to our country,” said NAACP President and CEO Benjamin Jealous. “The majority of people using food stamps are not African-American, and most people using food stamps have a job.”

Now that the media and the NAACP have jumped on his remarks, Newt is pushing back, saying Friday: “For the life of me I cannot understand why having a conservative Republican who cares about young people having jobs should be seen as such a terrible idea. Or should be seen as somehow a racist characterization. I think all young people of all backgrounds should have jobs.”

For all Newt’s apparent bafflement, the reason the NAACP is miffed is clear. Newt is not talking to the black community; he is employing stereotypes about that community to talk to white audiences. (He’s not alone here, the NAACP put out a statement Thursday when Rick Santorum did the exact same thing.) Even if Newt does visit the NAACP, the underlying point is not reaching the black community, it’s about appealing to white voters with a characterization of the black community as dependent on welfare. The NAACP is being used as a foil to appeal to white voters with Republican talking points about welfare, dependency, and the failures of their community.

There’s a second layer as well. If there’s one thing that makes conservatives bristle, it’s accusations that they are racist. Newt’s comments assuage those fears. As he puts it, the problem is not that African Americans don’t like Republicans or their ideas, it’s that they’ve never heard them (which seems an insulting underestimation of them in itself). What Newt is saying to conservative audiences is that African Americans vote for Democrats because they don’t know about our policies, not because our policies don’t help them. Not only is he appealing to white voters by stereotyping minorities as welfare dependent, but he is also doing so by assuring them that they aren’t racist.

45 Romantic Heretic  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:38:37pm

If Romney is going to make Obama laugh, Newt would cause Obama to delay any debate until he stopped rolling on the ground.

46 funky chicken  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:43:24pm

Gingrich is a vile, sleazy, repulsive man.

47 darthstar  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 1:54:36pm

re: #46 funky chicken

Gingrich is a vile, sleazy, repulsive man.

And those are his good qualities.

48 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 2:06:29pm

re: #25 mr.fusion

What makes him think the African American community is satisfied with food stamps in the first place?

Or even ON food stamps.

Rhetorical question, right?

49 Lidane  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 2:37:54pm

re: #4 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

No one tell Newt that more whites receive food stamps than blacks. He’s on a roll.

Very few people want to admit that fact. It’s much easier to pretend that brown and black people are the majority on welfare.

50 Lidane  Fri, Jan 6, 2012 2:41:57pm

re: #44 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Newt baffled by NAACP’s unenthusiastic response

I can’t understand why these minority folks are pissed when I say something racist. Herp Derp.


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