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1 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:21:26pm

Charles Johnson @Lizardoid
All the Republican candidates are agreeing with the Obama administration on SOPA, except Rick Santorum.
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Santorum didn't say that he supported SOPA, just that he agreed it went too far but something is needed.

That's the same position as the administration.

2 jamesfirecat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:21:26pm

Well to his credit if it turns out to be true Jon Stewart called it back in on November 10th...

3 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:21:48pm

Gingrich: Pay off Marianne

Romney: Learn more jokes

Santorum: Kill the internet

Paul: Buy up the old newsletters

4 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:21:49pm

My impression so far is that Romney's finding out that his coronation has not yet happened, that Newt's convinced he truly is the next best thing to God, that Santorum starts making sense when he's in deep shit, and that Paul's still nowhere near regaining grip on reality.

5 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:22:32pm

Obama got Osama!
God that must drive them batty...ier.

6 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:23:15pm

As I traveled around Iowa...and Iowa...and Iowa...

7 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:23:51pm

Hey that guy from Law and Order ... what's his name again ... :-) ?

8 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:23:51pm

“Romney’s the nominee.”

now you have to untie my tongue...

9 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:23:55pm

Rom-uh-nee the Nom-uh-nee sounds like a character from the Muppet Show.

I am ROM-uhnee
the NOM-uhnee
OBAMA flees at the
SIGHT-o-me!
I'm PRESidential WANNAbee
I'm ROM-uhnee
the NOM-uhnee!

10 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:24:01pm

These campaigns are young. They've got months left. South Carolina's only the third state of the season.

11 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:24:05pm

re: #7 ElCapitanAmerica

Hey that guy from Law and Order ... what's his name again ... :-) ?

Fred Thompson.

12 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:24:12pm

Illegals!

13 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:24:16pm

Amnesty! DRINK!

14 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:24:39pm

Newt: "I'm a very idea-oriented candidate." As in: "put poor kids to work swabbing out toilets in public schools."

15 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:25:04pm

"How do we make sure I can compete for those jobs picking tomatoes that I want my children to aspire to"

16 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:25:06pm

re: #9 negativ

like so
Image: EXFAu.jpg

17 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:25:28pm

a question from the audience

"how will you make it sound like mexicans are taking away our jobs?"

18 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:25:29pm

re: #9 negativ

Rom-uh-nee the Nom-uh-nee sounds like a character from the Muppet Show.

I am ROM-uhnee
the NOM-uhnee

...I'm off to kill the COM-uhnees

19 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:25:33pm

And the dog whistles come out.

20 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:25:35pm

Yes, let's take half of DHS and divert their attention.

21 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:25:39pm

This is the xenophobia segment.

22 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:25:50pm

English as the official language!

Shakespearean!

We must now all speak in Iambic Pentameter.

23 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:26:14pm

re: #22 EmmmieG

English as the official language!

Shakespearean!

We must now all speaking in Iambic Pentameter.

Fuck ye!

///

24 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:26:19pm

re: #14 Charles

Newt: "I'm a very idea-oriented candidate." As in: "put poor kids to work swabbing out toilets in public schools."

your kids first, newt - to set the example

25 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:26:20pm

re: #3 EmmmieG

Gingrich: Pay off Marianne

Romney: Learn more jokes

Santorum: Kill the internet

Paul: Buy up the old newsletters

Too bad they didn't think to do these before they got bit in the ass...

26 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:26:28pm

re: #23 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Fuck ye!

///

FECK OFF CUP!

27 FreedomMoon  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:26:31pm

Newt-"I favor English as the official language of government" WTF does that mean? A statement that means nothing but for some reason is raw meat to the base.

28 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:26:41pm

"Sentence before the verdict!"

29 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:02pm

Whut.

30 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:16pm

re: #14 Charles

Newt: "I'm a very idea-oriented candidate." As in: "put poor kids to work swabbing out toilets in public schools."

Sure you are, Newt, but it's just that your "ideas" fucking suck.

31 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:21pm

Oh yeah... criminals won't go home, will they?

32 krypto  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:22pm

Special immigration rights for people who signed up for a church!

33 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:25pm

We used to have local groups here in Alabama, but the SPLC sued them to death.

34 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:29pm

Bad credit? GTFO!

35 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:31pm

And Newt's support from the xenophobes just plummeted.

36 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:37pm

re: #29 Varek Raith

Whut.

WRONG!

Try:
I cannot understand your cowardly words, ye feckless dastard!

37 Altermite  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:41pm

You know, if I had to choose someone as winning this debate, it might well be Newt.

Ignoring Obama, SNL, the Daily Show, etc. that is.

38 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:27:59pm

re: #27 tacuba14

Newt-"I favor English as the official language of government" WTF does that mean? A statement that means nothing but for some reason is raw meat to the base.

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

39 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:28:13pm

re: #27 tacuba14

Newt-"I favor English as the official language of government" WTF does that mean? A statement that means nothing but for some reason is raw meat to the base.

We can't let those furriners with their non-English come here and live in Real Murika.

Why do you hate America?

40 FreedomMoon  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:28:21pm

"Build the fence dangitignittititittt!!11!!"

41 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:28:28pm

Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport
Romney: "All illegals would have a 10-year waiting period where they would do yard work at my house."

42 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:28:36pm

re: #39 Lidane

Nande?

43 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:28:51pm

"Jihadists"... drink!

44 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:28:55pm

Lets color it green

45 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:28:56pm

They can't go back home. They're killing people there.

46 krypto  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:29:25pm

re: #14 Charles

Newt: "I'm a very idea-oriented candidate." As in: "put poor kids to work swabbing out toilets in public schools."

During his earlier history his other great idea, also released to the public around Christmas time, was to take poor kids away from their parents and put them into orphanages.

47 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:29:31pm

Freepers are turning the birther searchlight on Santorum's dad.

48 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:29:52pm

"I favor English as the official language of government"

but what about all those years i spent studying goobletygook and doubletalk?

49 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:30:16pm

re: #48 engineer dog

"I favor English as the official language of government"

but what about all those years i spent studying goobletygook and doubletalk?

asd akdkja;lk asdkfa;sdkf loivnq;rlk[a[/.

50 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:30:50pm

Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport
Gingrich: "Under my plan, immigrant women would gain citizenship by marrying me."

51 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:31:21pm

Frothy, almost no-one can migrate here legally.

52 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:31:32pm

paying social security taxes that you can't hope to get back is breaking the law??

53 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:31:52pm

The first Americans were 'illegal' to the US.
;)

54 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:32:08pm

re: #52 engineer dog

Shh, that's the secret bonus.

55 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:32:12pm

Well Rick, I've got an idea, perhaps we could allow them to become legal immigrants under the same, far more lenient methods that your grandfather did.

56 FreedomMoon  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:32:14pm

Oh Santorum, sore: #50 jaunte

Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport
Gingrich: "Under my plan, immigrant women would gain citizenship by marrying me."

It's clear his wife Callista is cool beans with the idea of an open marriage.

57 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:32:52pm

Illegal immigration is boring. Move on.

58 Alexzander  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:32:55pm

Is it just me, or is this debate dominated by Santorum and Gingrich with respect to on screen time? It feels like Romney comes in a close third, with Ron Paul being ignored again.

59 Altermite  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:32:55pm

Romney agrees with everyone, sooner or later. Just ask him!

60 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:32:58pm

Back of the busline!

61 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:33:24pm

Very tentative applause there for "We love immigration," Mitt.

62 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:33:27pm

re: #53 Varek Raith

The first Americans were 'illegal' to the US.
;)

The original Homeland Security.

63 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:33:35pm

Wait long enough, and you can be a nativist, too!

64 compound idaho  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:34:38pm

re: #14 Charles

Newt: "I'm a very idea-oriented candidate." As in: "put poor kids to work swabbing out toilets in public schools."

My first job way swabbing out toilets. I think most every time I take a leak.

65 FreedomMoon  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:34:57pm

What this issue comes down to is, who can say "build the fence" the loudest and how far they're willing to go to break up a family sending mom and dad home.

66 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:35:05pm

Yeah, Ron, we're really suffering from taking care of people in Texas.

67 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:35:13pm

Wait, Ron was on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border when he was in the military? Back in the 70's?

68 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:35:20pm

Want to solve the illegal immigrant problem? Give them the right to vote. Then they'd be coming across the border strapped to the roof of Romney's car.

69 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:35:28pm

re: #67 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Wait, Ron was on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border when he was in the military? Back in the 70's?

Commie!

70 Altermite  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:35:39pm

That might be the biggest, most obvious pander yet.

71 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:35:43pm

re: #67 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Wait, Ron was on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border when he was in the military? Back in the 70's?

As an Air Force flight surgeon?

72 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:36:03pm

re: #67 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Wait, Ron was on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border when he was in the military? Back in the 70's?

I thought that sounded weird too.

73 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:36:06pm

Dog whistle!

74 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:36:10pm

re: #47 Decatur Deb

Freepers are turning the birther searchlight on Santorum's dad.

Are they trying to insinuate that Rick's not a natural-born citizen, because his dad was an immigrant? Didn't they fail spectacularly at trying that trick with President Obama?

75 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:36:41pm

re: #74 talon_262

re: #47 Decatur Deb

Are they trying to insinuate that Rick's not a natural-born citizen, because his dad was an immigrant? Didn't they fail spectacularly at trying that trick with President Obama?

They haven't given up.

76 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:37:03pm

Planned Parenthood! DRINK!

77 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:37:05pm

Tonight's biggest loser (next to Romney)? John King.

78 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:37:08pm

re: #74 talon_262

re: #47 Decatur Deb

Are they trying to insinuate that Rick's not a natural-born citizen, because his dad was an immigrant? Didn't they fail spectacularly at trying that trick with President Obama?

Yes
Yes
Slow learners.

79 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:37:18pm

Is it me, or does Newt start every sentence like he needs to burp first?

80 Amory Blaine  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:37:18pm

Hands in the pocket.

81 Altermite  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:38:11pm

re: #37 Altermite

Not that I agree with him. But he is doing some actual debating.

82 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:38:18pm

@davidfrum
Ron Paul not mentioning his fear that a border fence wd trap Americans inside the country

83 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:38:22pm

re: #75 aagcobb

They haven't given up.

re: #78 Decatur Deb

Yes
Yes
Slow learners.

Free Republic: the "fever swamp", indeed.

84 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:38:46pm

WTF, Romney is not questioned on integrity? Integrity is at the heart of the flip flop label that he has worn for years.

85 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:38:51pm

re: #56 tacuba14

Oh Santorum, so

It's clear his wife Callista is cool beans with the idea of an open marriage.

He's probably paid her enough to be cool with it.

86 Amory Blaine  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:38:56pm

re: #80 Amory Blaine

Watch him dance.

87 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:38:57pm

re: #79 BongCrodny

Is it me, or does Newt start every sentence like he needs to burp first?

Well, the man is full of hot air...

88 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:39:10pm

Just posted by a friend of mine on FB:

Geez...would someone please magnetize the floor at the debate so Romney will stop tap-dancing?

89 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:39:38pm

re: #85 Romantic Heretic

He's probably paid her enough to be cool with it.

Unlimited credit at Tiffany will do that for some women.

90 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:39:41pm

On the right 'Planned Parenthood' has become an automatic dirty word. This is an organization that helps millions of women. Sick.

91 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:39:47pm

re: #27 tacuba14

Newt-"I favor English as the official language of government" WTF does that mean? A statement that means nothing but for some reason is raw meat to the base.

English IS the language of government in the U.S.

That doesn't change if they print up some forms in Vietnamese so people can figure out what the hell is going on.

92 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:39:57pm

somehow i suspect the audience isn't getting the fact that all of the candidates are proving decisively what outrageous liars the other candidates are

93 Altermite  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:39:59pm

'This is not the time to doubt peoples' words or integrity. Especially mine. Feel free to question Newt's, SuperPAC.'

94 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:40:28pm

This is not a good debate for Mitt.

95 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:40:32pm

re: #91 SanFranciscoZionist

Another lie that he knows is a lie.

96 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:41:01pm

Rick Santorum comes across like he has absolutely no sense of humor.

97 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:41:06pm

Yes, innocent human lives are protected...until they're out of the womb, then they're on their own.

98 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:41:12pm

re: #91 SanFranciscoZionist

English IS the language of government in the U.S.

That doesn't change if they print up some forms in Vietnamese so people can figure out what the hell is going on.

But, but, that's kowtowing to PC multiculturalism, dontchaknow?

///bleccchhh

99 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:41:25pm

Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport
Gingrich: "I believe that wife begins at insemination."

100 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:41:50pm

re: #94 ElCapitanAmerica

This is not a good debate for Mitt.

Understatement of the evening. Newt and Santorum are taking turns slapping him around.

101 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:42:06pm

Santorum is gunning for Gingrich. He hits Romney but he really wants to sink Newt.

102 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:42:07pm

re: #94 ElCapitanAmerica

This is not a good debate for Mitt.

They never are. He's trying to connect with a party base that hates him on principle.

103 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:42:12pm

Geez, Romney...
You suck at this.

104 Alexzander  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:42:36pm

re: #101 ElCapitanAmerica

Santorum is gunning for Gingrich. He hits Romney but he really wants to sink Newt.

There can only be one...anti-Romney.

105 DREd  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:42:46pm

re: #96 BongCrodny

That's because he doesn't.

106 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:42:49pm

Christ, the front-runner sounds like he's fighting for his life.

107 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:42:51pm

I make teens have babies!

108 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:43:26pm

re: #104 Alexzander

There can only be one...anti-Romney.

Let's give them all big honkin' claymores, play some Queen, and let them fight it out.

109 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:43:30pm

re: #106 JasonA

Christ, the front-runner sounds like he's fighting for his life.

He is. Even if he wins the nomination, the party base hate him and won't vote for him.

110 DREd  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:43:31pm

haha. I like the Pualistas.

111 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:43:32pm

Social media.

BOOOOOOOOOO

112 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:43:38pm

Gee, you think the audience likes Paul?

///

113 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:43:40pm

@TUSK81
Fun GOP fact: Conservative hero Ronald Reagan granted amnesty to three million "illegals."

114 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:43:44pm

Romney; There was a bill for the morning after pill for ... teenagers ... I don't remember what age ...

Romney: I respect your record, I expect you respect mine.

I can't wait to see a Romney / Obama debate.

115 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:44:13pm

re: #96 BongCrodny

Rick Santorum comes across like he has absolutely no sense of humor.

That's because Rick Santorum has absolutely no sense of humor.

116 Alexzander  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:44:13pm

LOL @ Ron Paul.

Someone needs to make a .gif of him waving his arms around right there.

117 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:44:24pm

Hahahaha the Paulians ... HEY ASK OUR CANDIDATE TOO!!!!

118 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:44:39pm

re: #108 talon_262

Let's give them all big honkin' claymores, play some Queen, and let them fight it out.

"TWO DERPS ENTER...ONE DERP LEAVES!"

119 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:44:49pm

re: #109 Lidane

He is. Even if he wins the nomination, the party base hate him and won't vote for him.

Yeah, bur he's letting everyone see him sweat.

120 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:45:09pm

Oh boy. Fungible.

121 krypto  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:45:27pm

So have the paulians spammed (as in "packed") the audience the way they spam Internet polls?

122 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:45:39pm

Uh-oh, Santorum's waltzing into the minefield.

123 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:45:57pm

And why does he pronounce it "huspital." Not the first time I heard him do that.

124 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:46:02pm

re: #116 Alexzander

LOL @ Ron Paul.

Someone needs to make a .gif of him waving his arms around right there.

Is he trying to get enough attention to get asked a question?

125 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:46:26pm

Rick, it's because Paul's a crank. He votes against anything that costs money.

126 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:46:33pm

Ooh...Ron Paul just slaps Santorum across the face with a fetus!

127 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:46:34pm

when do we get to the swimsuit competition?

128 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:46:42pm

Paul's comparing abortion to burglary?

129 Altermite  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:46:54pm

Someone make a gif of ron paul calling santorum 'oversensitive'. I died.

130 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:46:56pm

re: #121 krypto

So have the paulians spammed (as in "packed") the audience the way they spam Internet polls?

They're walked in clinging to a long rope... and their blankies.

131 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:46:59pm

hahaha

Paul to Santorum " I wasn't even thinking of you. You're being overly sensitive"

132 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:47:15pm

Let the State handle the violence.

133 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:47:53pm

I'd feel sorry for Romney if he wasn't such a douche bag.

134 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:47:56pm

Well, just on what I've seen tonight, I'd say Romney's in for a shock on Saturday.

135 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:48:06pm

re: #128 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Paul's comparing abortion to burglary?

Um....how are the two similar in any way whatsoever?

136 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:48:09pm

That is one white audience.

137 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:48:10pm

Strip the Court of jurisdiction, and gov't can do anything; says the libertarian.

138 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:48:37pm

re: #132 jaunte

Let the State handle the violence.

In all fairness, he is from Texas...

139 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:04pm

re: #135 SanFranciscoZionist

Um...how are the two similar in any way whatsoever?

According to him, they're both "violent crime," and so should be handled by the states.

I guess it makes sense after a frontal lobotomy.

140 Kragar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:17pm

So I take it I'm not actually missing anything?

141 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:40pm

re: #139 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

According to him, they're both "violent crime," and so should be handled by the states.

I guess it makes sense after a frontal lobotomy.

Abortion is legal, and burglary's not violent.

Blink?

142 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:43pm

re: #138 JasonA

Every so often, he says something that tips you to the fact that he's not against state power at all, just federal power.

143 Amory Blaine  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:49pm

I hate all these loaded questions that tee up their little soliloquies. How about some real questions backed up by some real data.

144 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:52pm

re: #140 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So I take it I'm not actually missing anything?

Not unless you wanted to see Romney sweat like a pig under the lights.

145 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:55pm

re: #140 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So I take it I'm not actually missing anything?

Depends.
Do you have a dark sense of humor?

146 Alexzander  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:49:55pm

re: #121 krypto

So have the paulians spammed (as in "packed") the audience the way they spam Internet polls?

He has the second highest number of delegates right now and one of the most stable bases of support.

Over on Redstate people are saying things like "Why cant we ignore Ron Paul?"
Ummm, democracy?

147 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:50:02pm

Romney's still going to be the nominee.

Romney the nominee. It's inevitable.

148 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:50:07pm

re: #140 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So I take it I'm not actually missing anything?

I can't believe you ditched us like that...

149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:50:39pm

re: #140 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So I take it I'm not actually missing anything?

I'm not watching either.

Does that mean we're the winners?

150 Kragar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:50:41pm

re: #148 JasonA

I can't believe you ditched us like that...

We went for In-N-Out burgers

151 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:50:45pm

re: #147 Charles

Romney's still going to be the nominee.

Romney the nominee. It's inevitable.

Think it's inevitable, but I also think it's gonna be a long primary season from here. Good times.

152 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:50:52pm

re: #135 SanFranciscoZionist

Um...how are the two similar in any way whatsoever?

Abortion lets some woman rob a man of his property rights in a (male) heir.

153 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:50:57pm

re: #134 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Well, just on what I've seen tonight, I'd say Romney's in for a shock on Saturday.

Romney will need some intervention on Sunday to keep him on his game for the next few weeks if he doesn't win. Even a win by a handful of votes would seal his "inevitability" narrative...but if he loses by one vote, he'll need to do something better than cry about future Democratic attacks.

154 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:51:10pm

The Rominee.

155 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:51:22pm

re: #150 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

We went for In-N-Out burgers

I hate you...

156 Amory Blaine  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:51:25pm

re: #150 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Hows SW TOR?

157 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:51:29pm

re: #147 Charles

Romney's still going to be the nominee.

Romney the nominee. It's inevitable.

Yes but he will enter the ring, like a bull stuck by a bunch of sedative laden spears.

158 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:51:38pm

re: #147 Charles

Romney's still going to be the nominee.

Romney the nominee. It's inevitable.

Maybe, but let's make the fucker wait until June before he knows for sure.

159 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:51:54pm

Does Iowa have winner-take-all, or proportional?

160 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:52:09pm

re: #153 darthstar

Romney will need some intervention on Sunday to keep him on his game for the next few weeks if he doesn't win. Even a win by a handful of votes would seal his "inevitability" narrative...but if he loses by one vote, he'll need to do something better than cry about future Democratic attacks.

Ayep, he loses Saturday, then between that and Iowa, the blood will be in the water.

161 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:52:16pm

re: #159 EmmmieG

Does Iowa have winner-take-all, or proportional?

Proportional

162 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:52:28pm

re: #154 JasonA

The Rominee.

The Rom-ulan...

163 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:52:34pm

Ron?
Shut up.
Just.
Shut.
Up.

164 DREd  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:52:35pm

About 30% of South Carolina is black. Tonight's crowd is at about 0%

165 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:52:43pm

re: #159 EmmmieG

Does Iowa have winner-take-all, or proportional?

All the states are proportional in the GOP primary.

166 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:52:48pm

re: #161 aagcobb

Proportional

So the flip doesn't really hurt him, and winning by 8 votes never really helped him.

167 Alexzander  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:53:07pm

re: #161 aagcobb

Proportional

It is all proportional until April (for the first time ever) which actually changes everything with respect to inevitability.

168 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:53:17pm

re: #166 EmmmieG

So the flip doesn't really hurt him, and winning by 8 votes never really helped him.

Correct, its just perception and spin.

169 Amory Blaine  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:53:27pm

Radicalism!!!

170 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:53:45pm

I hear his wife is a Rominatrix.

171 Major Tom  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:53:48pm

Way to fight radicalism by stirring up fear.

172 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:53:52pm

re: #166 EmmmieG

So the flip doesn't really hurt him, and winning by 8 votes never really helped him.

It changes the 2-0 and possibly 3-0 narrative. If Gingrich wins Saturday, then everyone (except Paul) is 1-2.

173 DREd  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:53:56pm

Alinsky!

174 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:01pm

Saul Alinksy! DRINK!

175 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:04pm

Dangerous radical! (Got Osama)

176 Amory Blaine  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:09pm

Saul Alinsky Radical. What a fucking asshole.

177 Kragar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:19pm

re: #156 Amory Blaine

Hows SW TOR?

Not bad. Wife wants to play, so we're canceling her WoW account after dinner and getting her stuff downloading tonight.

178 krypto  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:22pm

Obama, radicalism? "Saul Alinsky radical"???

Is Newt nuts? Is that audience nuts to believe that?

179 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:22pm

re: #164 DREd

About 30% of South Carolina is black. Tonight's crowd is at about 0%

Perhaps they're not Republican?

180 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:47pm

♫Obama got Osama
Obama got Osama
Obama got Osama
Obama got Osama♫

181 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:51pm

Seriously, how many in that audience even have a clue who Saul Alinsky is anymore?

182 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:56pm

re: #178 krypto

Obama, radicalism? "Saul Alinsky radical"???

Is Newt nuts? Is that audience nuts to believe that?

No
Yes

183 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:58pm

re: #178 krypto

Obama, radicalism? "Saul Alinsky radical"???

Is Newt nuts? Is that audience nuts to believe that?

That is a basic truth to the Base.

184 Kragar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:58pm

re: #178 krypto

Obama, radicalism? "Saul Alinsky radical"???

Is Newt nuts? Is that audience nuts to believe that?

Yes, and yes.

185 Altermite  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:54:59pm

Romney, starting your statements by agreeing with everything your opponents said is not a good way to win a debate.

186 DREd  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:55:15pm

I'd like to pursue my happiness by smoking pot and gambling on football. Can I do that under the Mittens administration?

187 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:55:18pm

re: #177 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Not bad. Wife wants to play, so we're canceling her WoW account after dinner and getting her stuff downloading tonight.

What server are you on?

188 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:55:32pm

Romney bitching about entitlement is truly a sight to behold. It's like Courtney Love bitching about drug abuse.

189 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:55:47pm

oh fuck you mitt and your "what obama believes"

shove it up your ass

190 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:55:50pm

I've heard more Republicans cite Alinsky's name than I ever have Democrats.

Except, of course, when we're all making stupid Alinsky puns.

191 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:56:04pm

Entitled rich man's son criticizing entitlement.

192 Kragar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:56:05pm

re: #181 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Seriously, how many in that audience even have a clue who Saul Alinsky is anymore?

Well, the guys on Talk Radio make him sound like the Devil Incarnate, and thats good enough for them.

193 krypto  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:56:24pm

Except maybe decades ago when Alinsky was still alive, I've personally heard Alinsky even being mentioned only by rightwingers.

194 Alexzander  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:56:27pm

The snow in Seattle has made things post-apocalyptic.
I just saw someone drive up the snow-covered barren street in a four wheeler/ATV.

195 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:56:27pm

re: #188 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Romney bitching about entitlement is truly a sight to behold. It's like Courtney Love bitching about drug abuse.

Billy Joel bitching about traffic laws!

196 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:56:56pm

Well, I just tuned in.

Seems I haven't missed much.

197 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:06pm

Global warming finally got mentioned

198 Altermite  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:08pm

re: #190 BongCrodny

I've heard more Republicans cite Alinsky's name than I ever have Democrats.

Except, of course, when we're all making stupid Alinsky puns.

The only time I've seen alinksy's name used by democrats was as part of the interview process for a political group. It was basically used to weed out trouble makers.

199 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:15pm

re: #180 Varek Raith

♫Obama got Osama
Obama got Osama
Obama got Osama
Obama got Osama♫

National Defense is no longer a relevant campaign topic...because Obama got Osama.

200 DREd  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:17pm

Rick needs to stop talking about coming.

201 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:23pm

re: #180 Varek Raith

♫Obama got Osama
Obama got Osama
Obama got Osama
Obama got Osama♫

LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA RONALD REAGAN RONALD REAGAN RONALD REAGAN RONALD REAGAN RONALD REAGAN

202 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:23pm

Santorum comes.

203 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:25pm

Santorum comes...

I'm goin' to hell if I go any farther with that.

/

204 Kragar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:38pm

re: #187 JasonA

What server are you on?

Empress Teta probably. The first one I tried showed as a standard pop, but got really laggy and showed up as heavy later, so we're hunting around for the best connection.

205 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:45pm

I wish King would ask an evolution question. Make them deny more science.

206 Romantic Heretic  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:57:58pm

re: #115 SanFranciscoZionist

That's because Rick Santorum has absolutely no sense of humor.

At least not one he can show in public.

207 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:58:04pm

re: #202 Decatur Deb

Santorum comes.

You get one stomach-turning upding for that one, pal.

208 Amory Blaine  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:58:12pm

One thing is for certain. These republicans want to do away with SSI.

209 Kragar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:58:45pm

re: #199 darthstar

National Defense is no longer a relevant campaign topic...because Obama got Osama.

"Obama is weak on defense because he hasn't invaded Iran yet."

Wait for it...

210 compound idaho  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:58:55pm

re: #186 DREd

I'd like to pursue my happiness by smoking pot and gambling on football. Can I do that under the Mittens administration?

Paul administration? Yes!

211 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:59:00pm

So, who do I call/write/email to get the last 2 hours of my life back?

212 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:59:38pm

Well, Romney sure as hell didn't win.

213 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 6:59:55pm

Larry Sabato @LarrySabato
Summary of Romney close: "I'm the nominee & you all know it."

214 Alexzander  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:00:07pm

re: #202 Decatur Deb

Santorum comes.

Yeah Santorum really came hard at Gingrich tonight.
They really mixed it up.

215 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:00:12pm

I just heard the last two sentences of Romney's plea, and Santorum's last words.

That was enough.

216 Kragar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:00:51pm

re: #215 freetoken

Santorum's last words.

If only that was the last we hear from him.

217 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:01:41pm

re: #214 Alexzander

Yeah Santorum really came hard at Gingrich tonight.
They really mixed it up.

Frothy...

218 Amory Blaine  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:01:55pm

re: #177 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Not bad. Wife wants to play, so we're canceling her WoW account after dinner and getting her stuff downloading tonight.

I'm thinking about cancelling my WOW account. I have one to get together with my nephew who lives far away. But he's been gettin' into girls lately and I'm lookin' for a new game..

219 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:01:59pm

re: #214 Alexzander

Yeah Santorum really came hard at Gingrich tonight.
They really mixed it up.

Gay.
/

220 Olsonist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:02:00pm

re: #212 Varek Raith

Well, Romney sure as hell didn't win.

Inevitability is the passive aggressive form of winning.

[good thing I can edit]

221 Kragar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:02:55pm

And I need to go set up her account and stuff

222 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:03:58pm

re: #212 Varek Raith

Well, Romney sure as hell didn't win.

♫He's still the nominee.
He's still the nominee.
He's still the nominee.
He's still the nominee.
He's still the nominee.♫

Ah, what fun.

223 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:05:03pm

Newt had to be thrilled the open marriage question came first. He knocked it out of the park.

224 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:05:34pm

re: #222 Varek Raith

♫He's still the nominee.
He's still the nominee.
He's still the nominee.
He's still the nominee.
He's still the nominee.♫

Ah, what fun.

A few more rounds of the back-and-forth like this and we might wind up with a brokered convention.

What says y'all?

225 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:05:36pm

The more I hear/see of Romney the less I think he'll be a good GE candidate. If the guy could even fake empathy with the American people, maybe but he just comes across as I'm better than you and tough shit that you're in a tough spot.

226 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:05:45pm

it's true newt has got that creepy richard nixon smile

or some kind of grimace meant to be taken as a smile

227 Achilles Tang  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:06:05pm

re: #74 talon_262

Are they trying to insinuate that Rick's not a natural-born citizen, because his dad was an immigrant? Didn't they fail spectacularly at trying that trick with President Obama?

Wasn't Mitt's dad also an immigrant, from Mexico, although his grandad was an emigrant, from the US.

228 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:06:15pm

re: #223 aagcobb

Newt had to be thrilled the open marriage question came first. He knocked it out of the park.

By doing what he always does: Attacking the messenger for daring to question him.

229 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:07:29pm

re: #227 Naso Tang

Wasn't Mitt's dad also an immigrant, from Mexico, although his grandad was an emigrant, from the US.

Mitt's dad was a natural-born citizen by virtue of his parents being American citizens, who just happened to have immigrated to Mexico for a while.

230 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:07:29pm

looks to me like the Quadrennial Republican South Carolina Poo Flang is a-gonna go on th' road this year and move on to florida for a while

231 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:07:49pm

re: #227 Naso Tang

Wasn't Mitt's dad also an immigrant, from Mexico, although his grandad was an emigrant, from the US.

Yeah George Romney was born in Mexico City. From what I know about the older Mr. Romney, seems like he was a good guy. Younger Romney just oozes opportunist to me.

232 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:08:06pm

The New Yorker review of "King of Bain":

The film is dangerous mainly because it conveys the sense of powerlessness that is truly felt by many Americans during this highly unusual election year. At one point, two sisters or friends—it is not clear which—sit on a couch and talk back and forth about the suffering that took place in Marion, Indiana, when Bain bought a paper company there and shifted its local factory elsewhere. One of the women says cautiously but cheekily that Mitt Romney is not really a supporter of small businesses. Her companion reprimands her: “You’re going to be on the hit list—you know that?”

“He’s a money man,” another Marion resident declares of Romney. “And he’s going to look out for the money people.”

The money people made this film during a cynical, distorted contest for supremacy among themselves. It is not journalism, but it is not the worst piece of demagoguery that we are likely to endure before November, either, about Romney or Obama.

233 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:08:46pm

re: #224 talon_262

A few more rounds of the back-and-forth like this and we might wind up with a brokered convention.

What says y'all?

JEB BUSH WILL SAVE US ALL!

234 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:09:24pm

Who put clear coat on Rick's forehead?

235 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:09:32pm

And now for Morgan Freeman as Dracula taking a bubble bath in a casket.

236 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:09:35pm

re: #231 HappyWarrior

Yeah George Romney was born in Mexico City. From what I know about the older Mr. Romney, seems like he was a good guy. Younger Romney just oozes opportunist to me.

Listening to him up there talking about how he'd been on the "real streets" and had worked for everything he has, was side-splittingly hilarious.

237 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:09:40pm

re: #227 Naso Tang

Wasn't Mitt's dad also an immigrant, from Mexico, although his grandad was an emigrant, from the US.

That depends on your attitude towards borders.

238 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:10:14pm

re: #226 engineer dog

it's true newt has got that creepy richard nixon smile

or some kind of grimace meant to be taken as a smile

Callback to the evolutionary precursor of the smile: the snarl.

239 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:10:35pm

re: #236 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Listening to him up there talking about how he'd been on the "real streets" and had worked for everything he has, was side-splittingly hilarious.

Yeah, sorry Mitt but when your dad is an automobile executive and governor, you're privileged plain and simple.

240 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:10:50pm

re: #229 talon_262

Mitt's dad was a natural-born citizen by virtue of his parents being American citizens, who just happened to have immigrated to Mexico for a while.

I want to see it, the long form.

241 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:11:50pm

My Haiku for the day:

Willard Mitt Romney
Easy rhyme with nominee
Still tastes like tofu.

242 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:11:55pm

The freepers are delusional as usual. These comments in particular made me laugh:

I thought that Rick made the best points, and won the debate. His problem is that I think a successful national politician must be more clever and nuanced with his words. That’s what I love about Sarah Palin, and my own Senator Pat Toomey. He chooses his words with a mind toward the fact that most voters are dummies.
---

I have to agree. Newt, Mittens, Ron, then Rick.

As for Calsita, She would be a WORLD of positive difference. Shoot a bag of wholewheat rye bread would be a better first lady than that *itch schlepping in MY house married to an Usurper. See, Obama isn’t a constitutional POTUS and everything he has done is illegal. I also believe he owes EVERY American reimbursement for all the money his twitt of a wife has spent on vacations, as well as a the money wasted by protecting and ferrying around a criminal. I WANT REPARATIONS and JUSTICE!!!

/soapbox

With the exception of Paul, the men on the stage would be FAR better than Obama and his racist wife.

Wow. Just...wow. They're not very bright over there.

243 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:12:23pm

re: #239 HappyWarrior

Yeah, sorry Mitt but when your dad is an automobile executive and governor, you're privileged plain and simple.

And just from reading on Wiki, the man went straight from college to working in investment, as an "up-and-comer." Then he was picked to head up Bain as CEO, with the understanding that if it fell through, he'd get his job back automatically at the home company.

He wasn't just born with a silver spoon, he had the entire cutlery drawer jammed in his mouth.

244 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:13:04pm

re: #239 HappyWarrior

Yeah, sorry Mitt but when your dad is an automobile executive and governor, you're privileged plain and simple.

Such a liar

245 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:13:25pm

re: #241 freetoken

My Haiku for the day:

Willard Mitt Romney
Easy rhyme with nominee
Still tastes like tofu.

Willard Mitt Romney
Easy rhyme with hominy
Can he have the black vote now?

246 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:13:25pm

re: #242 Lidane

¿Calsita?

247 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:13:33pm

re: #243 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

And just from reading on Wiki, the man went straight from college to working in investment, as an "up-and-comer." Then he was picked to head up Bain as CEO, with the understanding that if it fell through, he'd get his job back automatically at the home company.

He wasn't just born with a silver spoon, he had the entire cutlery drawer jammed in his mouth.

I tweaked the old Ann Richards quote on George H.W Bush the other night when talking with some friends about Mitt. Mitt's a guy who was born into a grand slam and thinks he hit it.

248 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:13:37pm

re: #242 Lidane

The freepers are delusional as usual. These comments in particular made me laugh:

Wow. Just...wow. They're not very bright over there.

What fun, happy people over there.

///

249 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:15:30pm

Romney went down tonight as if the man behind the wheel was named Schettino...

250 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:16:17pm

re: #249 JasonA

Romney went down tonight as if the man behind the wheel was named Schettino...

All aboard the failboat!

251 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:16:35pm

re: #229 talon_262

Mitt's dad was a natural-born citizen by virtue of his parents being American citizens, who just happened to have immigrated to Mexico for a while.

That's not what US v. Wong Kim Ark says. Justice Gray said children born outside US territory to American citizens gain citizenship from a statute passed by Congress, so they are naturalized, not natural born, citizens.

252 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:17:11pm

More cracks found in Airbus A380 wings

The A380 -- developed at an estimated cost of 12 billion euros and built in Britain, France, Germany and Spain -- has enough room on its wings to park 70 cars and a wingspan of 79.8m (261ft 10in).

Uh, guys...

253 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:17:44pm

Intrade did not like Romney's performance tonight.


[Link: www.intrade.com...]

254 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:17:50pm

re: #247 HappyWarrior

I tweaked the old Ann Richards quote on George H.W Bush the other night when talking with some friends about Mitt. Mitt's a guy who was born into a grand slam and thinks he hit it.

I think the expression goes "born on third base and thinks he hit a triple"

255 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:18:30pm

re: #253 Decatur Deb

Can you summarize what Willard did tonight that has disappointed some?

256 Petero1818  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:18:41pm

John Sununu just said that he was surprised Newt's head fit on the stage.

257 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:19:04pm

re: #255 freetoken

Can you summarize what Willard did tonight that has disappointed some?

He showed up.

258 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:19:13pm

re: #242 Lidane

The freepers are delusional as usual. These comments in particular made me laugh:

Wow. Just...wow. They're not very bright over there.

Were fucked. I can't believe. This is prob my neighbor.

259 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:19:19pm

re: #254 Alouette

I think the expression goes "born on third base and thinks he hit a triple"

Yeah as I said I tweaked it. H.W Bush had some arrogance to him too but he also was the Navy's youngest fighter pilot in WWII I believe when he was only 19. Romney is probably the most arrogant guy I've ever seen seek the high office. Outside Newt who thinks it was his patriotism that led him to commit adultery.

260 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:19:38pm

re: #257 Lidane

He showed up.

Tofu never gets any respect.

261 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:20:14pm

re: #255 freetoken

Can you summarize what Willard did tonight that has disappointed some?

He came to the debate dressed in the clothing that only the truly smart could see.

262 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:20:14pm

re: #255 freetoken

Can you summarize what Willard did tonight that has disappointed some?

Hesitation words. Until tonight I thought he would be a bigger problem for the Pres than is Gingrich.

263 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:20:25pm

thank you david gergen for pointing out gingrich's gross hypocrisy in attacking a reporter for the type of personal sex story that he himself promoted vigorously against clinton for year

while he was banging his mistress on his desk in the capitol thank you very fucking much

don't these fucking s.c. republican voters have functioning memories?

264 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:21:09pm

re: #259 HappyWarrior

Yeah as I said I tweaked it. H.W Bush had some arrogance to him too but he also was the Navy's youngest fighter pilot in WWII I believe when he was only 19. Romney is probably the most arrogant guy I've ever seen seek the high office. Outside Newt who thinks it was his patriotism that led him to commit adultery.

I remember when Mitt's dad was governor of Michigan. He was not Presidential material due to the "not born in the USA" thing, oh and the Mormon thing.

Mitt is not Presidential material due to being a douche.

265 BongCrodny  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:21:46pm

Tofu burgers with mayonnaise on white bread.

Mmmm-mmmmmm.

266 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:21:50pm

re: #263 engineer dog

don't these fucking s.c. republican voters have functioning memories?

If they did, NONE of the candidates in the race would stand a chance.

267 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:21:56pm

re: #263 engineer dog

Gingrich's gall is large enough to be divided in three parts.

268 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:22:10pm

re: #263 engineer dog

thank you david gergen for pointing out gingrich's gross hypocrisy in attacking a reporter for the type of personal sex story that he himself promoted vigorously against clinton for year

while he was banging his mistress on his desk in the capitol thank you very fucking much

don't these fucking s.c. republican voters have functioning memories?

They do, but Gingrich got right with God and received forgiveness, so they're granting him a pass on this one.

//

269 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:22:29pm

re: #262 Decatur Deb

Hesitation words. Until tonight I thought he would be a bigger problem for the Pres than is Gingrich.

So it was oration/homiletics that won or lost the day?

Mitt has always had a problem trying to sound like a fire brand. He is by nature a quiet spoken, boardroom type. He can lecture with some skill, but trying to express emotion on stage makes him look like he is constipated.

270 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:22:29pm

re: #263 engineer dog

thank you david gergen for pointing out gingrich's gross hypocrisy in attacking a reporter for the type of personal sex story that he himself promoted vigorously against clinton for year

while he was banging his mistress on his desk in the capitol thank you very fucking much

don't these fucking s.c. republican voters have functioning memories?

Gergen comes through.

271 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:23:36pm

re: #263 engineer dog

thank you david gergen for pointing out gingrich's gross hypocrisy in attacking a reporter for the type of personal sex story that he himself promoted vigorously against clinton for year

while he was banging his mistress on his desk in the capitol thank you very fucking much

don't these fucking s.c. republican voters have functioning memories?

Seriously. How the hell does the Republican party have the nerve to sell themselves as moral arbitrators and deride the Democrats as lacking morals when they have people like Gingrich in prominent roles. One thing I hated growing up was my conservative friends acting like Bill Clinton invented infidelity by politicians. It was like are you insane?

272 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:23:48pm

re: #269 freetoken

So it was oration/homiletics that won or lost the day?

Mitt has always had a problem trying to sound like a fire brand. He is by nature a quiet spoken, boardroom type. He can lecture with some skill, but trying to express emotion on stage makes him look like he is constipated.

He was nervous and on several occasions seemed like Rick 'OOPS' Perry...

273 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:23:54pm

re: #267 jaunte

Gingrich's gall is large enough to be divided in three parts.

made me laugh!

274 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:23:56pm

re: #269 freetoken

So it was oration/homiletics that won or lost the day?

Mitt has always had a problem trying to sound like a fire brand. He is by nature a quiet spoken, boardroom type. He can lecture with some skill, but trying to express emotion on stage makes him look like he is constipated.

Yes. That really showed when he was able to present a prepared statement. When he had to parry, he collapsed.

275 jamesfirecat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:24:11pm

re: #247 HappyWarrior

I tweaked the old Ann Richards quote on George H.W Bush the other night when talking with some friends about Mitt. Mitt's a guy who was born into a grand slam and thinks he hit it.

Born on third base and thinks he hit a triple says it a bit more clearly in my book.

276 Page 3 in the Binder of Women  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:24:58pm

re: #264 Alouette

I heard a reference to a bad gaff Sr.. Romney made. Any input?

277 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:25:31pm

re: #275 jamesfirecat

Born on third base and thinks he hit a triple says it a bit more clearly in my book.

Yeah it does. I guess my variation was to illustrate the fact that Mitt's particularly arrogant. But that's why Ann Richards' saying will be remembered more than mine. I am sure someone out there far wittier than I will come up with something good to describe him.

278 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:25:56pm

re: #276 Stanley Sea

I heard a reference to a bad gaff Sr.. Romney made. Any input?

Was it the brainwashing gaffe? That was a dumb one.

279 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:26:25pm

re: #274 Decatur Deb

Yes. That really showed when he was able to present a prepared statement. When he had to parry, he collapsed.

He just couldn't counter Rick and Newt.
It was a terrible debate for him.

280 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:26:30pm

re: #274 Decatur Deb

Yes. That really showed when he was able to present a prepared statement. When he had to parry, he collapsed.

Some people just don't do well in that environment. Mitt is no doubt a sharp, well educated person, but he is so far out of his comfort zone in regards on what he has to campaign (essentially wingnut-lite) that it really shows when he has to insincerely defend the wingnut-lite salad dressing.

281 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:26:33pm

re: #278 HappyWarrior

Was it the brainwashing gaffe? That was a dumb one.

That was his gaffe. Didn't score well, apparently.

282 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:27:11pm

re: #271 HappyWarrior

Seriously. How the hell does the Republican party have the nerve to sell themselves as moral arbitrators and deride the Democrats as lacking morals when they have people like Gingrich in prominent roles. One thing I hated growing up was my conservative friends acting like Bill Clinton invented infidelity by politicians. It was like are you insane?

The unwritten rule goes that Republicans getting caught with their pants down is reprehensible, but forgivable if they seek forgiveness and promise never to do it again. While a Democrat getting caught as such is just proof of how liberals have no morals and will screw anything that moves, which is why they must be run out of office as the Godless heathens they are.

Make sense now?

///

283 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:27:55pm

Via Gus_802:
Public Policy Polling: Gingrich maintains 6 point lead

For the first time in our South Carolina tracking this month his favorability is better than Romney's, with 53% of voters holding a positive opinion of him compared to 51% for his chief competitor.

Gingrich's lead with evangelicals held steady today at 40-22 over Romney. He's also doing well with Tea Party voters (46-21), registered Republicans (38-30), voters describing themselves as very conservative (41-21), men (39-27), and voters in the Upstate (36-25).

Romney is leading with non-evangelicals (39-30), independents (30-26), moderates (44-23), and women (32-31). The problem for him is that all of those groups are a minority within the South Carolina Republican electorate.

284 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:28:32pm

re: #282 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

The unwritten rule goes that Republicans getting caught with their pants down is reprehensible, but forgivable if they seek forgiveness and promise never to do it again. While a Democrat getting caught as such is just proof of how liberals have no morals and will screw anything that moves, which is why they must be run out of office as the Godless heathens they are.

Make sense now?

///

Yep. Seriously can you imagine a Democratic presidential candidate with Newt's past with women?

285 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:28:36pm

re: #279 Varek Raith

He just couldn't counter Rick and Newt.
It was a terrible debate for him.

Newt took the momentum with the first question. Before the audience sat down from their standing ovation the camera panned the candidates and Mitt looked sunk...like someone just told him they spit in his milkshake after he'd taken a couple of big sips.

He was a deer in the headlights for a good hour tonight. It was perfect.

286 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:29:39pm

re: #283 jaunte

Via Gus_802:
Public Policy Polling: Gingrich maintains 6 point lead

The question is, will Mitt start discounting the importance of South Carolina before Saturday? You know his speech writers are already working on a "Florida will decide this" concession speech for him.

287 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:30:30pm
Romney is leading with non-evangelicals (39-30), independents (30-26), moderates (44-23), and women (32-31). The problem for him is that all of those groups are a minority within the South Carolina Republican electorate.

That's quite a statement: women+independents+moderates+nonevangelicals = a minority in SC GOP politics.

288 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:30:43pm

If it's true that Newt Gingrich asked his second wife for an "open marriage," chances are very good that there's a whole lot of freaky shit in Newt's closet.

289 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:30:45pm

re: #229 talon_262

Mitt's dad was a natural-born citizen by virtue of his parents being American citizens, who just happened to have immigrated to Mexico for a while.

Rick Santorum is a natural-born citizen by virtue of having been born in United States, AND by virtue of his mother having also been born in the United States.

290 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:31:06pm

re: #286 darthstar

The question is, will Mitt start discounting the importance of South Carolina before Saturday? You know his speech writers are already working on a "Florida will decide this" concession speech for him.

Its game on if Newt wins. Romney's lead in Florida could shrink fast. His advantage is that its the first real big state with expensive media markets. But Newt's superpac should have lots of money to spend.

291 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:31:23pm

re: #285 darthstar

Newt took the momentum with the first question.

Which was....?

292 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:31:34pm

re: #285 darthstar

Newt took the momentum with the first question. Before the audience sat down from their standing ovation the camera panned the candidates and Mitt looked sunk...like someone just told him they spit in his milkshake after he'd taken a couple of big sips.

He was a deer in the headlights for a good hour tonight. It was perfect.

They tenderized him first with Romneycare, then skewered him on tax returns and let him roast over an open flame for the rest of the debate. There was no chance of him gaining the upper-hand after that.

293 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:31:57pm

re: #288 Charles

If it's true that Newt Gingrich asked his second wife for an "open marriage," chances are very good that there's a whole lot of freaky shit in Newt's closet.

*Crosses fingers for revelations about Newt being a furry*.
And preemptive apologies to those with weak stomachs.

294 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:32:23pm

ABC News To Air Ex-Gingrich Wife’s Interview Thursday

Marianne Gingrich recently spoke to ABC News reporter Brian Ross for two hours about her tumultuous relationship with Newt Gingrich. There’s no clear word yet on the specific details she recounted. But The Daily Beast’s Howard Kurtz reports that Marianne didn’t reveal anything in the interview that she hasn’t already said, especially in an August 2010 interview with Esquire. ABC has announced it will air the interview at 11:35 PM eastern Thursday evening.

295 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:32:39pm

re: #289 SanFranciscoZionist

Rick Santorum is a natural-born citizen by virtue of having been born in United States, AND by virtue of his mother having also been born in the United States.

You know that, and I know that, but Orly might not know that. It's been raised on partisan threads among the rwnj.

296 aagcobb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:32:54pm

re: #289 SanFranciscoZionist

Rick Santorum is a natural-born citizen by virtue of having been born in United States,AND by virtue of his mother having also been born in the United States.

Fixed. Born in US is all that matters, with very limited exceptions.

297 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:32:57pm

re: #291 freetoken

Which was...?

About his second ex's accusations, which he responded to by leading the others in slamming the media for daring to run the interview and then ask him questions about it.

298 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:33:20pm

re: #288 Charles

If it's true that Newt Gingrich asked his second wife for an "open marriage," chances are very good that there's a whole lot of freaky shit in Newt's closet.

If there is freaky shit, I hope to FSM that there aren't any details offered. There's not enough brain bleach on the planet for that.

299 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:33:31pm

re: #288 Charles

If it's true that Newt Gingrich asked his second wife for an "open marriage," chances are very good that there's a whole lot of freaky shit in Newt's closet.

it seems to tho that every time the voters realize what a creep gingrich is he wins their hearts back by dumping a load of shit on black people or the media or something

they just eat up that hate talk

300 jamesfirecat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:33:58pm

re: #293 HappyWarrior

*Crosses fingers for revelations about Newt being a furry*.
And preemptive apologies to those with weak stomachs.

///Probably a "feathery", American Eagle and all that.

(No offense intended WindUpBird)

301 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:34:10pm

re: #298 Lidane

If there is freaky shit, I hope to FSM that there aren't any details offered. There's not enough brain bleach on the planet for that.

Newt. All hot an' sweaty.

302 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:34:52pm

re: #300 jamesfirecat

///Probably a "feathery", American Eagle and all that.

(No offense intended WindUpBird)

Nah--If Newt is furry, I see a hedge-hog.

303 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:00pm

re: #301 JasonA

Newt. All hot an' sweaty.

...

*retching sounds*

304 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:00pm

re: #293 HappyWarrior

re: #300 jamesfirecat

re: #301 JasonA

Bans please.
Kthxbye.

305 ProGunLiberal  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:18pm

2 big pieces of news today:

1) A tropical storm hit Mozambique today, killing 5 and affecting thousands upon thousands of others. It is Mozambique's first storm in 27 years

2) An attempted coup by Hardline Islamist Officers was foiled, with the main attempted instigators under arrest.

Edit: Number 2 refers to Bangladesh. Derp on my part.

306 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:21pm

re: #304 Varek Raith

re: #300 jamesfirecat

re: #301 JasonA

Bans please.
Kthxbye.

bwahahaha.

307 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:27pm

re: #304 Varek Raith

re: #300 jamesfirecat

re: #301 JasonA

Bans please.
Kthxbye.

Hahahaha.

308 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:36pm

re: #302 Decatur Deb

Nah--If Newt is furry, I see a hedge-hog.

Skunk.

309 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:50pm

re: #297 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

About his second ex's accusations, which he responded to by leading the others in slamming the media for daring to run the interview and then ask him questions about it.

Well, the sad thing is the other candidates know they can get farther with the religious right in SC by siding with a serial philanderer against the evil "main stream media" rather than pointing out how pathologically hypocritical Newt has been.

310 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:35:51pm

programming note:

aha - i see that the bitmap for the greyed-out state of the 'Post It' button has been changed from a pill button to a rounded-corner-square image

311 Lidane  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:36:45pm

re: #302 Decatur Deb

Nah--If Newt is furry, I see a hedge-hog.

Weasel.

312 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:36:54pm

Anderson's doing "Keeping 'em honest." This could go until 2 AM.

313 Targetpractice  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:37:13pm

re: #309 freetoken

Well, the sad thing is the other candidates know they can get farther with the religious right in SC by siding with a serial philanderer against the evil "main stream media" rather than pointing out how pathologically hypocritical Newt has been.

They couldn't get anywhere once he'd made the issue about the media rather than the accusations. He'd obtained "victim" status by then and attacking him for being a hypocritical bastard would have just elicited boos from the audience.

314 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:37:17pm

re: #288 Charles

If it's true that Newt Gingrich asked his second wife for an "open marriage," chances are very good that there's a whole lot of freaky shit in Newt's closet.

Save that for the general. Everyone knows Newt's a dirt bag. There was a story of one woman who was giving him a blow-job in his driveway when his daughter got home from school, and he just had her keep sucking while he smiled and told his daughter to run along inside so she wouldn't see.

But nobody cares about that...unless we learn Obama slow danced with someone not Michele...

315 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:38:11pm

re: #311 Lidane

Weasel.

I hope they're not still awake in Scotland.

316 Robert O.  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:38:26pm

re: #283 jaunte

I had posted as early as this morning about Gingrich's surge, which has the latest polls at Real Clear Politics showing Gingrich ahead of Romney, and I was giddying how Romney-bashing might be working (the stuff posted by Gingrich's Super PAC is quite nasty!), and how this may prolong the GOP nomination. But that was before "Open Marriage" completely saturated the air waves! (Goes to show how fast things change) For South Carolina, this is one big bombshell to drop. Now, I am not sure how much this will affect Gingrich given he has no time to react, and no time for the story to die down. Romney's chances of winning SC just shot up a huge amount in my opinion.

317 Big Joe  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:38:29pm

re: #304 Varek Raith

re: #300 jamesfirecat

re: #301 JasonA

Bans please.
Kthxbye.

I don't think you have standing to ask for bans over sick sexual mental imagery.

//

318 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:38:32pm

I just love how Newt's being made out to be a victim by this by the same people who slam every little thing Obama does.

319 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:38:48pm

re: #314 darthstar

Save that for the general. Everyone knows Newt's a dirt bag. There was a story of one woman who was giving him a blow-job in his driveway when his daughter got home from school, and he just had her keep sucking while he smiled and told his daughter to run along inside so she wouldn't see.

But nobody cares about that...unless we learn Obama slow danced with someone not Michele...

Well, I have heard that Obama has not one, but two black children. If this gets out he's toast.

//

320 Varek Raith  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:38:48pm

re: #317 mracb

I don't think you have standing to ask for bans over sick sexual mental imagery.

//

Dammit!
:P

321 Mentis Fugit  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:39:03pm

re: #304 Varek Raith

re: #300 jamesfirecat

re: #301 JasonA

BansBucket please.
Kthxbye.

FTFY

322 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:39:11pm

If I were a political advisor to Mitt and he asked me how he could do better with the Evangelical base, here would be my recommendation:

Find an attractive (and that is a requirement) young (but not too young) female in your organization; have a fling with her; get current wife to divorce you; and thus you have to leave the Mormon church; marry the young flirt; come out publicly that Jesus told you that you sinned, and now you're forgiven, and everything is a-ok with you in heaven.

Then, then, Mitt would win the religious-right base vote.

323 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:39:31pm

Ouch. In the last few minutes Intrade has put Newt ahead (SC Primary) for the first time ever.

[Link: www.intrade.com...]

324 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:40:06pm

re: #322 freetoken

If I were a political advisor to Mitt and he asked me how he could do better with the Evangelical base, here would be my recommendation:

Find an attractive (and that is a requirement) young (but not too young) female in your organization; have a fling with her; get current wife to divorce you; and thus you have to leave the Mormon church; marry the young flirt; come out publicly that Jesus told you that you sinned, and now you're forgiven, and everything is a-ok with you in heaven.

Then, then, Mitt would win the religious-right base vote.

His ratings among evangelicals would skyrocket anyhow.

325 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:41:54pm

re: #316 Robert O.

I had posted as early as this morning about Gingrich's surge, which has the latest polls at Real Clear Politics showing Gingrich ahead of Romney, and I was giddying how Romney-bashing might be working (the stuff posted by Gingrich's Super PAC is quite nasty!), and how this may prolong the GOP nomination. But that was before "Open Marriage" completely saturated the air waves! (Goes to show how fast things change) For South Carolina, this is one big bombshell to drop. Now, I am not sure how much this will affect Gingrich given he has no time to react, and no time for the story to die down. Romney's chances of winning SC just shot up a huge amount in my opinion.

You're probably right, but I personally find an open marriage a lot less offensive then cheating on and divorcing two sick wives. I just can't see how it's worse then what's already know. Newt's firmly established himself as the person who will tell that Kenyan Usurper in the WH what's what. And that's what the GOP base wants more then anything else in a candidate.

326 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:42:12pm

Hot new twitter tag today: #swingrich

William K. Wolfrum @Wolfrum
Nothing says "I'm loving America too much!!!" more than asking your wife for an open marriage.

327 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:42:19pm

re: #319 moderatelyradicalliberal

Well, I have heard that Obama has not one, but two black children. If this gets out he's toast.

//

Now he thinks he's Jefferson?

328 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:43:04pm

re: #319 moderatelyradicalliberal

Well, I have heard that Obama has not one, but two black children. If this gets out he's toast.

//

He married a black woman too. The nerve.

329 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:44:03pm

re: #327 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Now he thinks he's Jefferson?

Oh, he would need a few more black children to achieve that level. And the mothers of his children would have to be half sisters.

330 Mocking Jay  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:44:22pm

Hey, is Rock me like a Herman Cain going to be televised tomorrow?

331 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:45:22pm

re: #328 HappyWarrior

He married a black woman too. The nerve.

Nonsense. You don't marry the black mistress. That is simply not done!

332 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:45:23pm

I noticed that in Santorum's parting shots he took a dig against "global warming", no doubt to get some resonance with the "base".

The planet does its thing anyway:


NASA Finds 2011 Ninth Warmest Year on Record

The global average surface temperature in 2011 was the ninth warmest since 1880, according to NASA scientists. The finding continues a trend in which nine of the 10 warmest years in the modern meteorological record have occurred since the year 2000.

NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS) in New York, which monitors global surface temperatures on an ongoing basis, released an updated analysis that shows temperatures around the globe in 2011 compared to the average global temperature from the mid-20th century. The comparison shows how Earth continues to experience warmer temperatures than several decades ago. The average temperature around the globe in 2011 was 0.92°F (0.51°C) warmer than the mid-20th century baseline.

"We know the planet is absorbing more energy than it is emitting," said GISS director James E. Hansen. "So we are continuing to see a trend toward higher temperatures. Even with the cooling effects of a strong La Niña influence and low solar activity for the past several years, 2011 was one of the 10 warmest years on record."

The difference between 2011 and the warmest year in the GISS record (2010) is 0.22°F (0.12°C). This underscores the emphasis scientists put on the long-term trend of global temperature rise. Because of the large natural variability of climate, scientists do not expect temperatures to rise consistently year after year. However, they do expect a continuing temperature rise over decades.

The first 11 years of the 21st century experienced notably higher temperatures compared to the middle and late 20th century, Hansen said. The only year from the 20th century in the top 10 warmest years on record is 1998.

[...]

See also:

Global Temperature in 2011, Trends, and Prospects

333 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:45:47pm

re: #329 moderatelyradicalliberal

Oh, he would need a few more black children to achieve that level. And the mothers of his children would have to be half sisters.

Did he ever go back?

334 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:47:01pm

re: #333 Decatur Deb

Did he ever go back?

Of course not. You can't go back!

335 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:47:14pm

re: #331 moderatelyradicalliberal

Nonsense. You don't marry the black mistress. That is simply not done!

Yeah if you're going to father black children do it like Strom Thurmond, do it and then make your political career about how blacks should be second class citizens and then die, and then the public can find out but an open marriage with a black woman is completely unacceptable. And worse I hear he likes that "gangster" sport basketball (Limbaugh actually said this about basketball which will shock my 60 year old Dad to find out that he's a gangster in the eyes of the Oxycontin king.

336 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:49:14pm

re: #335 HappyWarrior

Yeah if you're going to father black children do it like Strom Thurmond, do it and then make your political career about how blacks should be second class citizens and then die, and then the public can find out but an open marriage with a black woman is completely unacceptable. And worse I hear he likes that "gangster" sport basketball (Limbaugh actually said this about basketball which will shock my 60 year old Dad to find out that he's a gangster in the eyes of the Oxycontin king.

Yeah and before it was a gangster sport it was a Jew sport. It never ends with these people. Never.

337 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:49:36pm

re: #245 darthstar

Willard Mitt Romney
Easy rhyme with hominy
Can he have the black vote now?

Burma Shave.

338 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:50:34pm

re: #336 moderatelyradicalliberal

Yeah and before it was a gangster sport it was a Jew sport. It never ends with these people. Never.

Meyer Lansky at point baby. Still my favorite game to play pick up. Nothing better.

339 engineer cat  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:53:42pm

ari fleisher:

"we're gonna go into the 4th inning here"

how does an american mess up a baseball metaphor that badly?

340 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 7:55:02pm

re: #333 Decatur Deb

Did he ever go back?

No, he didn't, did he? I think Maria was before Sally.

(Wait, are we talking about Jefferson or Obama?)

341 darthstar  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:03:04pm

re: #339 engineer dog

ari fleisher:

"we're gonna go into the 4th inning here"

how does an american mess up a baseball metaphor that badly?

Maybe he was thinking about hockey.

342 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:06:31pm

re: #340 SanFranciscoZionist

Monticello is a monster cool place to hang out.

343 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:07:33pm

re: #342 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Monticello is a monster cool place to hang out.

Charlottesville as a whole is. Absolutely beautiful.

344 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:08:05pm

Why we're doomed #ItHurtzMyBrainzToCountThisHigh:

The National Fish, Wildlife, and Plants Climate Adaptation Strategy

just publicly released (for comments.)

By reading the ES it strikes me that whoever wrote this really didn't have the bigger picture in mind, didn't really make the solid case that needs to be made (not just for the causes of climate change by why the range of effects are so large, thus the breadth of adaptation required so large) and more importantly this "strategy" really isn't a new strategy but simply a greenwashing of the old "strategy", which put simply is just this: whatever gets done gets done.

345 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:12:41pm

re: #329 moderatelyradicalliberal

Oh, he would need a few more black children to achieve that level. And the mothers of his children would have to be half sisters.

Just did a little Wiki-diving... was reading about Sally, Martha and Tommy.

Reading through their "begat's"? Mostly just obits.

Children's mortality was just unthinkable then, at least in modern American terms.

346 Jerk  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:20:42pm

I've been talking with Ron Paul fans, and they are in a total state of denial. Everyone else wants Romney to be the nominee, and they have no plan B.

347 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:21:22pm

Just opened a box of cereal that the wife bought. "Super Colon Blow" or "Fiber Explosion"... something like that anyway.

When did they start packaging shredded cardboard?

348 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:23:02pm

re: #259 HappyWarrior

Yeah as I said I tweaked it. H.W Bush had some arrogance to him too but he also was the Navy's youngest fighter pilot in WWII I believe when he was only 19. Romney is probably the most arrogant guy I've ever seen seek the high office. Outside Newt who thinks it was his patriotism that led him to commit adultery.

Kinda late response, but even though I disagreed with about 90% of his presidency, I could always respect H.W. Bush. I especially appreciated when he went skydiving given his previous experience off Chichi-jima

I only wish the younger had been much more like his father.

349 MittDoesNotCompute  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:27:20pm

re: #347 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Just opened a box of cereal that the wife bought. "Super Colon Blow" or "Fiber Explosion"... something like that anyway.

When did they start packaging shredded cardboard?

Are you sure that you didn't open a bale of packing material instead?

Throw some milk and a little sugar on that shit and it'll be right as rain.

350 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:29:29pm

re: #349 talon_262

Are you sure that you didn't open a bale of packing material instead?

No. Of that I am not sure.

It looked like the same shit that the crate was filled with that contained the "Major Award" in "A Christmas Story".

351 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:30:03pm

re: #346 Jerk

I've been talking with Ron Paul fans, and they are in a total state of denial. Everyone else wants Romney to be the nominee, and they have no plan B.

They're stuck on Plan 9.

352 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:34:04pm

re: #348 wlewisiii

Kinda late response, but even though I disagreed with about 90% of his presidency, I could always respect H.W. Bush. I especially appreciated when he went skydiving given his previous experience off Chichi-jima

I only wish the younger had been much more like his father.

I don't. George W. Bush may not be as 'book smart' as his father (though he is not an idiot), but he demonstrated far more ability to connect with the common man and was more decisive than his father. Those two qualities, in my opinion, are more important to a president than raw IQ.

Disclaimer: As with all things, there are 4extreme cases to which the principle I just articulated would not apply to.

353 jaunte  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:42:23pm

Closing in...

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has gained popularity in South Carolina in recent days and is now in a dead heat with Mitt Romney in the Palmetto state, according to a new poll.
Gingrich leads in the latest American Research Group (ARG) poll, conducted January 17-18, with 33 percent. Romney finishes close behind with 32 percent, while Rep. Ron Paul is in third with 19 percent. Former Sen. Rick Santorum earned 9 percent support.
[Link: www.cbsnews.com...]

Watch out!

Gingrich's hand ‘always six inches from the self-destruct button

354 freetoken  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:42:40pm

re: #352 Dark_Falcon

I don't. George W. Bush may not be as 'book smart' as his father (though he is not an idiot), but he demonstrated far more ability to connect with the common man and was more decisive than his father.

That was Karl Rove's packaging of GWB: like breakfast cereal, packaging and marketing makes all the difference.

355 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:44:42pm

re: #344 freetoken

Why we're doomed #ItHurtzMyBrainzToCountThisHigh:

The National Fish, Wildlife, and Plants Climate Adaptation Strategy

just publicly released (for comments.)

By reading the ES it strikes me that whoever wrote this really didn't have the bigger picture in mind, didn't really make the solid case that needs to be made (not just for the causes of climate change by why the range of effects are so large, thus the breadth of adaptation required so large) and more importantly this "strategy" really isn't a new strategy but simply a greenwashing of the old "strategy", which put simply is just this: whatever gets done gets done.

Them what has, gets. - Milton Friedman

356 BishopX  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:44:56pm

re: #352 Dark_Falcon

I don't. George W. Bush may not be as 'book smart' as his father (though he is not an idiot), but he demonstrated far more ability to connect with the common man and was more decisive than his father. Those two qualities, in my opinion, are more important to a president than raw IQ.

As with all things, there are 4extreme cases to which the principle I just articulated would not apply to.

Bush #43 screwed the pooch several times(Katrina, Valerie Plame, Harriet Meirs, immagration and afganistan) while ignoring the basic problems confronting him (the deficit, the housing bubble, economic problems after 9/11). Bush #41 took a good look at uncomfortable truths, made the right desiscions for it and lost an election.

At the end of the day having the backbone to do what's right instead of what's popular still makes for a better president.

357 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:51:58pm

re: #164 DREd

About 30% of South Carolina is black. Tonight's crowd is at about 0%

Yeah but who's counting.

358 austin_blue  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:55:25pm

re: #356 BishopX

Bush #43 screwed the pooch several times(Katrina, Valerie Plame, Harriet Meirs, immagration and afganistan) while ignoring the basic problems confronting him (the deficit, the housing bubble, economic problems after 9/11). Bush #41 took a good look at uncomfortable truths, made the right desiscions for it and lost an election.

At the end of the day having the backbone to do what's right instead of what's popular still makes for a better president.

Which is why Obama praises GHWB's foreign policy. It was stout, as is Obama's. But the turd in the punchbowl is, and always will be, the economy.

The Cons blame it all on Obama, but all you have to do is look at Canada's banking system (heavily regulated against derivative speculation and absolutely sound right now) to see that we lost our way during the Clinton/Bush years as far as regulatory control is concerned. We created "money" out of the ether and paid the price.

As Robert Hunter wrote, "If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind."

359 Dark_Falcon  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 8:58:28pm

re: #354 freetoken

That was Karl Rove's packaging of GWB: like breakfast cereal, packaging and marketing makes all the difference.

I'd actually argue that most of that connection was genuine. But it is true that George the Younger was lucky enough to have his ace political operative stay alive; unlike George the Elder, whose fortunes suffered greatly from the death of Lee Atwater.

360 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:01:45pm

re: #352 Dark_Falcon

I don't. George W. Bush may not be as 'book smart' as his father (though he is not an idiot), but he demonstrated far more ability to connect with the common man and was more decisive than his father. Those two qualities, in my opinion, are more important to a president than raw IQ.

Disclaimer: As with all things, there are 4extreme cases to which the principle I just articulated would not apply to.

It doesn't take a lot of brain power to be "decisive" to get other people's children to go kill up a bunch of people on the other side of the world.

Any sociopath not on life support can do that.

361 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 9:25:40pm

re: #356 BishopX

Bush #43 screwed the pooch several times(Katrina, Valerie Plame, Harriet Meirs, immagration and afganistan) while ignoring the basic problems confronting him (the deficit, the housing bubble, economic problems after 9/11). Bush #41 took a good look at uncomfortable truths, made the right desiscions for it and lost an election.

At the end of the day having the backbone to do what's right instead of what's popular still makes for a better president.

Exactly. The bolded part is what I wish his son would have been better at. We might have actually paid for the wars we fought rather than put them on the credit card for our children and grandchildren to pay off.

362 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Thu, Jan 19, 2012 10:40:58pm

Classic conservative white bigots:

Countdown to white conservatives calling us uppity and n*****s on the air, t-10 and counting.

363 jamesfirecat  Fri, Jan 20, 2012 4:42:31am

re: #352 Dark_Falcon

I don't. George W. Bush may not be as 'book smart' as his father (though he is not an idiot), but he demonstrated far more ability to connect with the common man and was more decisive than his father. Those two qualities, in my opinion, are more important to a president than raw IQ.

Disclaimer: As with all things, there are 4extreme cases to which the principle I just articulated would not apply to.

Connecting with people makes you more electable a high HQ and plenty of book learning makes you a better leader.

364 Tigger2005  Fri, Jan 20, 2012 9:54:07am

So what was this Gingrich "takedown" of CNN's John King? Local conservative spokeshole Chris Stigall said it was "Simply...brilliant."

365 Tigger2005  Fri, Jan 20, 2012 9:54:43am

re: #364 Tigger2005

So what was this Gingrich "takedown" of CNN's John King? Local conservative spokeshole Chris Stigall said it was "Simply...brilliant."

I think it probably doesn't take much to impress Chris Stigall.


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