1 | freetoken Sun, May 27, 2012 12:05:57am |
There's no way the sound we hear in that video could have been created by the hands and fingers shown.
I know - I've looked at the pixels.
3 | Kragar Sun, May 27, 2012 12:24:23am |
re: #1 freetoken
There's no way the sound we hear in that video could have been created by the hands and fingers shown.
I know - I've looked at the pixels.
I blew up a screenshot using MS Paint. I found gaps.
5 | Sol Berdinowitz Sun, May 27, 2012 12:50:08am |
Pieces of my own ears were missing after lstening to it. Where did my pixels go?
8 | Nervous Norvous Sun, May 27, 2012 1:20:50am |
Greets. Early morning wake up. Middle aged bladder.
10 | researchok Sun, May 27, 2012 2:33:02am |
re: #9 freetoken
Did the whole selection load? It ended at a bit over 3 minutes, though the indicator says it is a 15 minute piece.
11 | RogueOne Sun, May 27, 2012 2:50:46am |
12 | Varek Raith Sun, May 27, 2012 2:51:35am |
13 | Kragar Sun, May 27, 2012 2:52:00am |
re: #11 RogueOne
Morning all.
This was tagged with "You need to fire your layout editor"
lulz ensue.
14 | freetoken Sun, May 27, 2012 3:48:45am |
15 | RogueOne Sun, May 27, 2012 3:49:08am |
Since it's Sunday and I've already started off with a little sacrilege may as well go whole hog....
Frank Turner - Glory Hallelujah
17 | Kragar Sun, May 27, 2012 4:10:21am |
18 | Nervous Norvous Sun, May 27, 2012 4:33:31am |
re: #17 Kragar
Then there's the Power of Gold
Goldfinger
Sister Goldenhair
19 | Obdicut Sun, May 27, 2012 4:39:50am |
A guy who made (well, part-made, part-ripped-off-the-code-for) a really popular MUD called Medievia has gone batshit insane and is calling himself a Warrior Priest now.
This is not a joke even though it reads like one.
[Link: pastebin.com...]
Some excerpts:
I may have time to be a park ranger someday, if not, so be it. For now I find that I am Mike, Vryce, God of Medievia, and I realized long ago what is wrong with the world. I know how to fix it. I wish someone else would do it. I am lazy. I would rather smoke a joint and watch a cool movie. I am no Jesus. I have no doubt that he was a better man than me in some ways and worse in others, just like you. I am not anything remarkable. I am a good man though and a smart man and I see a way to help, a way to be true to myself and my children.
It will take time. It will take 18 to 21 years is my prediction.
This year a Founder will have a child. That child will grow up with the Truth as guidance and with God as their soul, and the God Switch Turned ON their whole life. They will grow up and have a child of their own in 18 to 21 years or so.
...
Want more twists of the mixing of fiction and reality to come? This very email gets triggered by a founder for this email to be created and then this email will be shown word for word right in the Story - ‘When God told the other Gods his plan’. If you feel any of your insights in your responses to the two questions below would do the story well, let me know. Your words will become the Truth. I hope to include a few replies right on in there. People will read these very words I am typing now and know I told you that your words could be included a moment before reading me saying that they know right now, even as you know as much as they do at this moment in their past, yes I can drive you as mad as I am if you wish.
20 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 4:42:47am |
Maher is a crackpot asshole, but this was spot on:
21 | makeitstop Sun, May 27, 2012 4:44:31am |
Morning, Lizards.
So, the long-awaited construction on our house began yesterday. They tore the roof off the house and wrapped the house in the biggest tarp I've ever seen. My house now looks like some depraved take on a Christo project.
I'm waiting for them to get here and tear the drywall and ceiling out of my living room prior to installing beams that will allow the second story to go up.
For some reason, my wife and I thought this was a good idea.
23 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 4:48:48am |
re: #19 Obdicut
That must've been a big arrow...
24 | Obdicut Sun, May 27, 2012 4:50:04am |
re: #23 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)
At least he actually answers some theological questions.
Can God make a rock that even God cannot lift? Can God go to the future or visit the past? Is there an afterlife?
No. No. No.
25 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 4:52:10am |
re: #24 Obdicut
Yes, but is Akatosh the same as Alduin? People deserve answers!
26 | makeitstop Sun, May 27, 2012 4:54:03am |
27 | PhillyPretzel Sun, May 27, 2012 4:55:15am |
re: #21 makeitstop
Even on This Old House demolition comes first. It will look great when it is done.
28 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 4:57:44am |
re: #24 Obdicut
At least he actually answers some theological questions.
Do you go to Hell if you de-friend God? Or to Myspace?
29 | makeitstop Sun, May 27, 2012 4:59:09am |
re: #27 PhillyPretzel
Even on This Old House demolition comes first. It will look great when it is done.
I'm sure it will. It's just the time between now and then is going to be trying our patience bigtime.
Among all the other things going on yesterday, our dog decided that it would be a good day to experience gastro-intestinal discomfort, complete with the accompanying, umm, output. Hosing him off is on today's to-do list.
That dog's got a really perverse sense of timing.
30 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:04:53am |
32 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 5:07:02am |
re: #19 Obdicut
A guy who made (well, part-made, part-ripped-off-the-code-for) a really popular MUD called Medievia has gone batshit insane and is calling himself a Warrior Priest now.
This is not a joke even though it reads like one.
[Link: pastebin.com...]
Some excerpts:
...
All Strife in Heaven
33 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:09:45am |
re: #30 ggt
Morning all!
How is it today?
According to victims' rights advocates, with his past history of child abuse allegations, the former priest should not be working in such an inappropriate role. However, the TSA claims that Harkins merely handles baggage and is not regularly in contact with children.
As charges were never officially filed for the alleged sexual abuse crimes, the TSA did not pick this up in their criminal background check when Harkins was employed.
While the Camden Diocese has settled the cases of the first alleged victims, so far no resolution has been met with the additional case.Read more: [Link: www.digitaljournal.com...]
35 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 5:11:02am |
re: #19 Obdicut
That was in 2010. Whatever happened in the meantime?
36 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:12:04am |
37 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 5:21:10am |
re: #36 ggt
WHY?
There are meds available. . . .
Because it's beautiful. (And helped win the only Sci-Fi Nobel prize for Harry Martinson.)
Goes back to Obdi's #19.
38 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:26:52am |
re: #37 Decatur Deb
Because it's beautiful. (And helped win the only Sci-Fi Nobel prize for Harry Martinson.)
Goes back to Obdi's #19.
I read Obdi's post and clicked and decided not to read the screed posted.
39 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 5:29:53am |
re: #38 ggt
There is another one: [Link: www.reddit.com...]
40 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:32:09am |
re: #39 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)
There is another one: [Link: www.reddit.com...]
I don't think I want to know . . . .
41 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 5:33:20am |
re: #39 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)
There is another one: [Link: www.reddit.com...]
Might be watching the eggery where unabombers are hatched.
42 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:33:39am |
Explain to me this Sharia in Kansas thing. Some judge was trying to adjudicate a divorce by Sharia?
43 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 5:34:22am |
re: #39 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)
Do religions do a better job at answering the hard questions than science does and if you say yes do I have to 'take it on faith'?
Do you think I am crazy stupid or crazy smart? Do you want to play Medievia and go on a journey in search of the truth that will take decades?
You read this far. I think you may be as crazy as I am.
Some of you please remember to email me results of pinging the new network from your location compared to the old network.
44 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 5:38:41am |
re: #43 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)
Had friends like that in highschool. The one or two who didn't grow out of it were quite tragic.
45 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:38:43am |
Speaking of religion and science.
We watched the latest Excorcism movie the other night. The Devil Inside supposedly chronicles the events surrounding the search for answers by a daughter to her mother's insanity.
Done in the same style as Cloverfield. It's really eerie how a totally fictional story can seem so real. I wonder how many people truly believe?
46 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 5:38:56am |
re: #42 ggt
Thankfully, those foreign 10 commandments cannot be applied now./
47 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 5:40:16am |
re: #45 ggt
Speaking of religion and science.
We watched the latest Excorcism movie the other night. The Devil Inside supposedly chronicles the events surrounding the search for answers by a daughter to her mother's insanity.
Done in the same style as Cloverfield. It's really eerie how a totally fictional story can seem so real. I wonder how many people truly believe?
You and I truly believe our deli isn't run by a mass murderer.
48 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 5:41:48am |
49 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:42:18am |
re: #47 Decatur Deb
You and I truly believe our deli isn't run by a mass murderer.
The whole possession thing seems to me could be explained by science. I wonder how much research has really been done. A virus that attacked certain parts fo the brain --whatever.
Sad that people have to endure torture by both the illness and the exorcist.
50 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 5:48:08am |
A guy drives out a djinn to convert him to Islam:
51 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 5:48:56am |
52 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:49:45am |
53 | RogueOne Sun, May 27, 2012 5:51:55am |
re: #51 Decatur Deb
The kid had to go to Korea for that? Foreign Shamans taking our jobs!
54 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 5:52:41am |
re: #52 ggt
A form of Recovery?
Might be used that way, the one we went to was to drive out the demons from a family store that was doing poorly. The officiating mudong can go at it for a couple days, depending on the cash and amphetamines available.
55 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:53:24am |
re: #54 Decatur Deb
Might be used that way, the one we went to was to drive out the demons from a family store that was doing poorly. The officiating mudong can go at it for a couple days, depending on the cash and amphetamines available.
Bizarre, IMHO.
56 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 5:55:39am |
re: #55 ggt
Bizarre, IMHO.
Oh yeah. The motion and music gets a bit hypnotic after a couple hours. It's especially strange to see elements of this at the 'blessing' of a new automobile plant.
58 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:56:32am |
re: #56 Decatur Deb
Oh yeah. The motion and music gets a bit hypnotic after a couple hours. It's especially strange to see elements of this at the 'blessing' of a new automobile plant.
So, its a way to make money for getting stoned, legally.
59 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 5:57:37am |
re: #57 RogueOne
djinni possesed ninjas can be dangerous.
just jest.
Maybe a new bumper sticker for me. . . .
:)
60 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 5:57:46am |
61 | Feline Fearless Leader Sun, May 27, 2012 5:59:40am |
re: #21 makeitstop
Morning, Lizards.
So, the long-awaited construction on our house began yesterday. They tore the roof off the house and wrapped the house in the biggest tarp I've ever seen. My house now looks like some depraved take on a Christo project.
I'm waiting for them to get here and tear the drywall and ceiling out of my living room prior to installing beams that will allow the second story to go up.
For some reason, my wife and I thought this was a good idea.
Tell the neighbors that you've gone full-on survivalist/libertarian and that you're putting in a bunker and a silo for when Ron Paul legalizes personal ownership of ICBMs.
62 | RogueOne Sun, May 27, 2012 6:00:13am |
re: #60 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)
Esp. if they're ginger.
I was thinking that would make a great comic book character. Maybe as a sidekick to The Tick. The Ginger Jinni
63 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 6:01:12am |
re: #58 ggt
So, its a way to make money for getting stoned, legally.
But they earn it, a full-blown ceremony really takes it out of the exorcist. The physical output is very impressive, and it has to put a lot of emotional wear and tear on the believers.
No one ever considers the witchdoctor's feelings.
64 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 6:01:35am |
re: #61 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste
Tell the neighbors that you've gone full-on survivalist/libertarian and that you're putting in a bunker and a silo for when Ron Paul legalizes personal ownership of ICBMs.
I'm getting "Lethal Weapon" vibes here. Construction guys leave a nail gun laying around?
65 | Feline Fearless Leader Sun, May 27, 2012 6:01:45am |
re: #30 ggt
Morning all!
How is it today?
Overcast this morning in western NY. Drinking coffee while my brother mows the lower 40 by the pond and the rest of the family sleeps in.
On the amphibian front here the toad-poles are losing their tails and starting to leave the pond. Piles of little 1/2" toads all over down there. The birds are also starting to collect nearby.
66 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 6:02:20am |
re: #63 Decatur Deb
But they earn it, a full-blown ceremony really takes it out of the exorcist. The physical output is very impressive, and it has to put a lot of emotional wear and tear on the believers.
No one ever considers the witchdoctor's feelings.
You are right. I bet he gasps for every breathe on the way to the bank.
67 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 6:03:35am |
re: #63 Decatur Deb
But they earn it, a full-blown ceremony really takes it out of the exorcist. The physical output is very impressive, and it has to put a lot of emotional wear and tear on the believers.
No one ever considers the witchdoctor's feelings.
I guess people need their drama.
68 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 6:04:11am |
re: #66 ggt
You are right. I bet he gasps for every breathe on the way to the bank.
Almost always a 'she'. The ones that don't deliver value-for-money don't get much return business. They let the market decide.
69 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 6:04:26am |
re: #65 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste
Overcast this morning in western NY. Drinking coffee while my brother mows the lower 40 by the pond and the rest of the family sleeps in.
On the amphibian front here the toad-poles are losing their tales and starting to leave the pond. Piles of little 1/2" toads all over down there. The birds are also starting to collect nearby.
Just hearing about your brother makes me tired enough to go back to bed.
70 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 6:04:53am |
re: #68 Decatur Deb
Almost always a 'she'. The ones that don't deliver value-for-money don't get much return business. They let the market decide.
Does she take off her clothes and beat her breasts?
71 | Holidays are Family Fun Time Sun, May 27, 2012 6:08:53am |
I have to wash the dogs today.
clean ears,
cut toenails.
should brush their teeth, but I laugh too hard to get the teeth clean.
72 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 6:09:03am |
re: #70 ggt
Does she take off her clothes and beat her breasts?
Keeps the clothes on, the ceremony involves a good bit of beating, IIRC. Here is a beautiful example of an exorcist dance elevated to artistic levels.
74 | Feline Fearless Leader Sun, May 27, 2012 6:10:24am |
re: #69 ggt
Just hearing about your brother makes me tired enough to go back to bed.
He's very active. Up about 6:30-7am, reads the paper, then goes out and feeds the chickens before starting on various chores. Goal is to be done by the time everyone else is up. Then breakfast and leisure activities the rest of the day.
Though I expect some exercise of the "manly arts" today or tomorrow depending on weather. He holds off on felling trees until I am visiting since he wants a spotter/helper with sufficient strength to be useful if there is a problem.
I see that the local Feline Overlords are up and about. His wife is very allergic to cats, so the three of them live in the wood shed. Comfy hay bales upstairs, fed once a day, and all the mice and chipmunks they can catch. Plus folk around for getting pets. I mainly see them lazing about in the grass or on the driveway. Though one plops down in the iris bed about 10' from the bird feeder. Jungle cat mode when he is lurking in there.
75 | Feline Fearless Leader Sun, May 27, 2012 6:12:17am |
re: #72 Decatur Deb
Keeps the clothes on, the ceremony involves a good bit of beating, IIRC. Here is a beautiful example of an exorcist dance elevated to artistic levels.
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Wearing a lot of white I see. Is that a "death" color in Korean culture like it is in traditional Chinese color?
76 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 6:15:41am |
re: #75 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste
Wearing a lot of white I see. Is that a "death" color in Korean culture like it is in traditional Chinese color?
Yes, Chinese is to Korea as Latin Rome is to Sicily. The red sash is important, though I forget why.
77 | Feline Fearless Leader Sun, May 27, 2012 6:17:16am |
re: #76 Decatur Deb
Yes, Chinese is to Korea as Latin Rome is to Sicily.
I learned about that from my sister-in-law and sometimes wonder what they make of the Western cultures wearing all that white for weddings and certain other religious events.
78 | makeitstop Sun, May 27, 2012 6:21:08am |
re: #61 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste
Tell the neighbors that you've gone full-on survivalist/libertarian and that you're putting in a bunker and a silo for when Ron Paul legalizes personal ownership of ICBMs.
That would get our one neighbor going for sure. She's a full-on wingnut already, bless her heart.
79 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 6:21:17am |
re: #77 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste
I learned about that from my sister-in-law and sometimes wonder what they make of the Western cultures wearing all that white for weddings and certain other religious events.
Our urban Korean friends bridged the two. They had a traditional wedding, in prescribed Han clothing, then changed into western white. A couple of my kids are included in the wedding photos of strange couples we would meet in the park--they were considered good luck, possibly for fertility.
80 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 6:37:50am |
We're heading into hellish temps again today--gotta go do some outside stuff.
81 | PhillyPretzel Sun, May 27, 2012 6:40:04am |
re: #74 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste
Speaking of jungle cats how is your feline overlord?
82 | darthstar Sun, May 27, 2012 6:46:53am |
Mornin' lacerti...
Headed up to Reno/Sparks today to meet my folks whom I haven't seen in a few months, do a little gamblin' with mom(she loves that), and then going to see Kris Kristofferson and Merle Haggard at the Nugget. Should be good fun.
83 | Feline Fearless Leader Sun, May 27, 2012 6:51:41am |
re: #81 PhillyPretzel
Speaking of jungle cats how is your feline overlord?
No update from the sitter via email yet. Which I consider good news since I expect an email would only be sent if there is an emergency.
84 | PhillyPretzel Sun, May 27, 2012 6:52:47am |
re: #83 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste
No news is good news. :)
85 | Flounder Sun, May 27, 2012 6:53:50am |
re: #21 makeitstop
Up in my neck of the woods, a typical house (shack) remodeling involves removing the old tar paper and putting up that fancy tyvak.
86 | Varek Raith Sun, May 27, 2012 6:55:22am |
re: #19 Obdicut
A guy who made (well, part-made, part-ripped-off-the-code-for) a really popular MUD called Medievia has gone batshit insane and is calling himself a Warrior Priest now.
This is not a joke even though it reads like one.
[Link: pastebin.com...]
Some excerpts:
...
0_o
88 | darthstar Sun, May 27, 2012 7:16:28am |
Of course I’ll win, I’m the white guy.
Romney turned to the man seated on his left and seemingly forgetting the ten plus reporters in the room said, “Well between you and me, we have to think about the reality of the situation. Obama is a popular guy and his supporters are hell-bent in getting him reelected. There is one thing that his campaign seems to keep forgetting over and over, and that is how many Americans can’t stand the guy for an obvious reason. Of course I’ll win, I’m the white guy.”
89 | makeitstop Sun, May 27, 2012 7:18:53am |
90 | darthstar Sun, May 27, 2012 7:21:28am |
91 | darthstar Sun, May 27, 2012 7:22:36am |
re: #89 makeitstop
Please tell me that's satire. Please tell me that.
I did some checking because there's no way it wouldn't be bigger news if it was true...
92 | makeitstop Sun, May 27, 2012 7:26:59am |
re: #91 darthstar
I did some checking because there's no way it wouldn't be bigger news if it was true...
My first thought was 'okay, the guy's known for putting his foot in his mouth, but that's akin to putting both feet into his mouth and then shooting himself in each foot.'
93 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 7:35:50am |
re: #91 darthstar
"News that's *almost* reliable" headline was the first clue that there was something afoot... ///
94 | researchok Sun, May 27, 2012 7:39:55am |
Google to Offer Mapping and Other Software in Syria
Does this make sense?
95 | researchok Sun, May 27, 2012 7:49:04am |
Progress, slow but sure.
For first time, gay students at US military academies participate openly in graduation, events
Gay students at America’s military service academies are wrapping up the first year when they no longer had to hide their sexual orientation, benefiting from the end of the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy that used to bar them from seemingly ordinary activities like taking their partners openly to graduation events.
For the first time, gay students at the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis were able to take a same-sex date to the academy’s Ring Dance for third-year midshipmen. The U.S. Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, Colo., officially recognized a club for gay students this month. And gay cadets at the U.S. Military Academy in West Point, N.Y., are relieved they no longer have to worry about revealing their sexuality.
96 | sattv4u2 Sun, May 27, 2012 7:51:57am |
re: #90 darthstar
Okay...it appears that was satire. Damn.
Ya think??
Another of their "headlines"
Clinton Appointed to Secret Service Chaperone Position
97 | sattv4u2 Sun, May 27, 2012 7:54:28am |
There goes the neighborhood!!
CANNIBALISM COMES TO SOUTH BEACH!
Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grizzly meal.
[Link: miami.cbslocal.com...]
98 | sattv4u2 Sun, May 27, 2012 7:55:10am |
re: #97 sattv4u2
BTW,, THAT story did NOT come from the satire site ,,, It's CBS/ Channel 4 in Miami
99 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 7:57:52am |
re: #97 sattv4u2
There goes the neighborhood!!
CANNIBALISM COMES TO SOUTH BEACH!
Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grizzly meal.[Link: miami.cbslocal.com...]
I'm outraged! He should buy some clothes! //
100 | sattv4u2 Sun, May 27, 2012 8:04:00am |
re: #99 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)
I'm outraged! He should buy some clothes! //
Mayhaps thats what started the chew off!
"hey,, Bill,, why don't we get dressed"
"Are you kidding me, with all the hot babes here on South beach?"
101 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 8:08:03am |
re: #100 sattv4u2
Mayhaps thats what started the chew off!
"hey,, Bill,, why don't we get dressed"
"Are you kidding me, with all the hot babes here on South beach?"
Sun, babes, free meal... sounds like Paradise!///
102 | Dark_Falcon Sun, May 27, 2012 8:09:05am |
re: #89 makeitstop
Please tell me that's satire. Please tell me that.
In the comments, the guy who runs the site makes clear it is satire.
103 | Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Sun, May 27, 2012 8:12:41am |
re: #102 Dark_Falcon
In the comments, the guy who runs the site makes clear it is satire.
That settles it! Otherwise never would have guessed that the site that publishes only satire and has disclaimers and hints splattered all over it would not have published a serious item.//
104 | makeitstop Sun, May 27, 2012 8:17:24am |
re: #97 sattv4u2
There goes the neighborhood!!
CANNIBALISM COMES TO SOUTH BEACH!
Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grizzly meal.[Link: miami.cbslocal.com...]
Shouldn't that be grisly meal?
Although a grizzly would probably enjoy gnawing off a man's face as well, I guess.
105 | Dark_Falcon Sun, May 27, 2012 8:19:50am |
re: #103 I'm back in the USSR (sigh)
That settles it! Otherwise never would have guessed that the site that publishes only satire and has disclaimers and hints splattered all over it would not have published a serious item.//
Yeah, well if you look at the comments on the piece, its pretty clear some of the people didn't get the joke, and even after it was made clear it was a joke they still used it to tee off on Mitt Romney.
106 | Decatur Deb Sun, May 27, 2012 8:19:52am |
re: #104 makeitstop
Shouldn't that be grisly meal?
Although a grizzly would probably enjoy gnawing off a man's face as well, I guess.
Or 'gristly' meal, if the dude is as old as I am.
107 | darthstar Sun, May 27, 2012 8:47:42am |
re: #91 darthstar
I did some checking because there's no way it wouldn't be bigger news if it was true...
That doesn't mean Mitt doesn't actually believe this, because he sure as hell acts like he does.
108 | makeitstop Sun, May 27, 2012 8:50:40am |
re: #106 Decatur Deb
Or 'gristly' meal, if the dude is as old as I am.
Someone at the CBS site caught the error and corrected it. Just in time to avoid protests from the grizzly rights groups.
109 | Mostly sane, most of the time. Sun, May 27, 2012 9:15:07am |
Quick note:
Drudge is posting that the media is "erasing" stories about what Malia Obama is doing.
They shouldn't be erasing them because they shouldn't be there at all to be erased.
Until she is an adult, and unless the activity is political, she should be a private person.
A teenager going to a boy band concert is really, really not national news.