In the Weird World of Jim Hoft, the “Obama Dog” Has His Own Motorcade

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In today’s episode of “Just How Freaking Stupid Can Jim Hoft Possibly Get,” the idiot who’s receiving the “Accuracy in Media” award at CPAC seems to think the President’s dog gets a motorcade all his own.

And to make the waste even more shocking, Obama Dog doesn’t even drive himself.

Sequester? What Sequester?… Bo the Obama Dog Keeps His Motorcade (Video) | the Gateway Pundit

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“The President and Bo, the Obama family dog, ride in the presidential motorcade en route to PetSmart in Alexandria, Va. The President bought Bo some Christmas gifts at the pet store then walked nearby to Best Buy to purchase gifts for his daughters.” (Business Insider)

The White House will close its doors to tourists next week.
But Bo the Obama Dog gets to keep his motorcade.

Yes, he’s basing this on a story about Obama’s trip to Alexandria to buy Christmas gifts. The President brought Bo along, so suddenly this became the “Obama dog motorcade.”

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