#Twitchy.com Proves That Google Does Religious Doodles by Posting Pictures of Santa Claus And Elves

And the sacred choo-choo train
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At Michelle Malkin’s fake news site twitchy.com, they’re definitively refuting the liberals who claim that Google doesn’t post Doodles with religious themes, by helpfully posting previous Google Doodles featuring religious themes: Google Defenders: Google Doesn’t Post Doodles for Religious Holidays | Twitchy.

The religious themes featured previously by Google include: Santa Claus, chimneys, elves, toys, choo-choo trains, snowflakes and snowmen.

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1 Political Atheist  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:23:31pm

Artificial Outrage® contains no fat, no nutrition, few calories and as we can see is tasteless with zero fact.

2 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:25:57pm

As Gus brought up in the last thread— who gives a shit what a private company does to ‘honor’ a religious day of observance anyway? To me, it’s obvious, simpering, crass consumerism when a company does. I don’t think Tiffany’s Hannukah special on silver comes about because of a deep respect for the Jewish faith.

3 Kragar  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:26:00pm

Repost from last thread:

Santa was supposed to be the 4th wise man, but he failed to heed God’s command and did not bring a present to Baby Jesus. For his sin, God cursed him to live forever, his one chance at redemption to be to bring a gift to Christ on the second coming. The “elves” are the children who stay up late to catch Santa, witness the true horror, and become bound to his will, cursed to serve him until the Messiah returns.

4 dragonath  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:28:00pm

The Passion of Jesus Claus

5 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:30:08pm

re: #4 dragonath

The Passion of Jesus Claus

Image: MAD-Magazine-Cover-276-Merry-Easter.jpg

6 freetoken  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:30:10pm

SNOWFLAKES!!

7 Charles Johnson  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:32:26pm

re: #3 Kragar

Repost from last thread:

Santa was supposed to be the 4th wise man, but he failed to heed God’s command and did not bring a present to Baby Jesus. For his sin, God cursed him to live forever, his one chance at redemption to be to bring a gift to Christ on the second coming. The “elves” are the children who stay up late to catch Santa, witness the true horror, and become bound to his will, cursed to serve him until the Messiah returns.

And that’s your bedtime story, kids. Sweet dreams!

8 dragonath  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:32:37pm

Who could forget that time J.C. did battle with the frost giants, evil spirits manifested as tinsel wielding snowmen.

9 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:33:43pm

Google only once made a doodle for a Jewish holiday: Rosh Hashanah in 2006.

They have NEVER done a Muslim holiday.

10 jaunte  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:35:07pm

Tremble at the approach of the holy Choo-Choo.

11 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:35:21pm

TEH JUICE! TEH JUICE!!1111


12 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:37:41pm

I seem to recall there are a bunch of scriptures about suffering for Christ, suffering as a Christian, stuff like that, but I don’t recall any that suggest whining when one feels persecuted for the Lord.

13 Lidane  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:39:09pm
14 dragonath  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:40:37pm

Have you read the four gospels, the books of Dasher, Dancer, Comet, and Blitzen?

The Gospel of Rudolph is most likely apocryphal

15 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:42:54pm

re: #5 Gus

Image: MAD-Magazine-Cover-276-Merry-Easter.jpg

Men in bunny suits will always remind me of the true story of a guy running for student body president at the local U, who was late for a debate and had to show up in a bunny suit all sweaty because he hurried and didn’t have time to change. He did not win the debate nor the election.

16 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:43:39pm

I would have thought they would have had their outrages still going full steam over Google’s support of teh gayz.

advocate.com

17 Lidane  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:44:43pm

re: #16 Backwoods_Sleuth

I would have thought they would have had their outrages still going full steam over Google’s support of teh gayz.

advocate.com

Even funnier— they’re ranting about it all on pro-gay marriage Twitter and Facebook.

18 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:44:54pm

DERP

19 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:45:11pm

DERP DERP HURR HURR

20 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:46:22pm

re: #18 Vicious Babushka

DERP

Says someone who’s nic is the confederate hero of a book written by a white supremacist.

21 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:47:18pm

re: #20 William Barnett-Lewis

Says someone who’s nic is the confederate hero of a book written by a white supremacist.

I thought that was a Clint Eastwood movie?

22 Dr Lizardo  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:47:46pm

re: #3 Kragar

Repost from last thread:

Santa was supposed to be the 4th wise man, but he failed to heed God’s command and did not bring a present to Baby Jesus. For his sin, God cursed him to live forever, his one chance at redemption to be to bring a gift to Christ on the second coming. The “elves” are the children who stay up late to catch Santa, witness the true horror, and become bound to his will, cursed to serve him until the Messiah returns.

That would make an epic horror movie.

23 Kragar  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:48:00pm

re: #7 Charles Johnson

And that’s your bedtime story, kids. Sweet dreams!

Some kids get Bible stories and Dr Seuss, mine get Lovecraft and Heinlein.

24 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:48:09pm

re: #15 wrenchwench

Men in bunny suits will always remind me of the true story of a guy running for student body president at the local U, who was late for a debate and had to show up in a bunny suit all sweaty because he hurried and didn’t have time to change. He did not win the debate nor the election.

In bunny related news, just saw this on my local news

utsandiego.com

25 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:50:28pm

re: #21 Vicious Babushka

I thought that was a Clint Eastwood movie?

It was. The original books that the movie was made from were written by one “Forrest Carter” the pen name of Asa Earl Carter a notorious klansman in the 50s & 60s.

26 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:51:37pm

re: #19 Vicious Babushka

DERP DERP HURR HURR

@trgore,
Hey, we aren’t the group flying the Confederate flag. You know, and actual traitorous enemy of the Republic?

27 CriticalDragon1177  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:52:42pm

re: #11 Vicious Babushka

Interesting. I hadn’t seen that before. Thanks for linking to it

28 dragonath  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:57:12pm

I was born in Krypton.
I am a Kryptonian citizen
I am looking for my planet

29 CriticalDragon1177  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:59:18pm

re: #28 dragonath

LOL!

Wasn’t Krypton destroyed? Sorry Superman

30 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 1:59:22pm

OT:

I is pissed. I got my Cherokee stuck in 3’ of snow and blew out my limited slip differential.

Now. back to the normally scheduled show.

31 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:00:21pm

re: #28 dragonath

I was born in Krypton.
I am a Kryptonian citizen
I am looking for my planet

I seen it. It was at the beech picking up chics on skates.

32 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:00:41pm

re: #30 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

Why are you trying to ride around on the back of an American Indian?

33 CriticalDragon1177  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:01:00pm

re: #26 Varek Raith

@trgore,
Hey, we aren’t the group flying the Confederate flag. You know, and actual traitorous enemy of the Republic?

I wouldn’t be surprised, except that would blow their cover.

34 Eclectic Cyborg  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:01:12pm

re: #3 Kragar

Repost from last thread:

Santa was supposed to be the 4th wise man, but he failed to heed God’s command and did not bring a present to Baby Jesus. For his sin, God cursed him to live forever, his one chance at redemption to be to bring a gift to Christ on the second coming. The “elves” are the children who stay up late to catch Santa, witness the true horror, and become bound to his will, cursed to serve him until the Messiah returns.

That would make a kickass B movie.

35 William Barnett-Lewis  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:01:39pm

heh… I like this church sign.

Image: Westminster_United_Church_Sign.jpg

36 Varek Raith  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:03:31pm

re: #32 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Why are you trying to ride around on the back of an American Indian?

Also, why go through 1m of snow???

37 Eclectic Cyborg  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:03:38pm

re: #14 dragonath

Have you read the four gospels, the books of Dasher, Dancer, Comet, and Blitzen?

The Gospel of Rudolph is most likely apocryphal

“Then they bestowethed upon him a corncob pipe and a button for a nostril…and saw it was good.”

2 Frosty 12:25

38 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:04:41pm

re: #32 Glenn Beck’s Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut

Why are you trying to ride around on the back of an American Indian?

I was offered the ride.

39 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:06:26pm

re: #36 Varek Raith

Also, why go through 1m of snow???

Because it was there.

Actually the left side had considerably less snow and I would have made it if the SUV hadn’t slid to the right two feet.

40 jaunte  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:06:43pm

The Easter Bunny (or possibly elf, or choo-choo) has this day decreed for me burst pipes upstairs, and a rain of wet sheetrock in the den.
For added spice, the grandchildren should be arriving soon for a visit.

41 BongCrodny  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:07:54pm

re: #19 Vicious Babushka

DERP DERP HURR HURR

You’re not supposed to display the flag upside down, asshole.

42 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:08:56pm

re: #41 BongCrodny

You’re not supposed to display the flag upside down, asshole.

ITZ A SYMBOL OF DIRE DISTRESS!11!!!11111TY WE HAZ BEEN TAKEN OVER BYE COMMINUSTS!!!!!

43 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:08:59pm

Got one coming up…

44 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:09:16pm

Tada!

45 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:10:07pm

DERP

46 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:11:17pm

My son-in-law is watching rugby on the “telly” (as he calls it in his funny foreign way of talking). I guess that means the NCAA games are over.

47 AlexRogan  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:12:22pm

re: #25 William Barnett-Lewis

It was. The original books that the movie was made from were written by one “Forrest Carter” the pen name of Asa Earl Carter a notorious klansman in the 50s & 60s.

Egads.

Carter worked for several area radio stations before ending up at station WILD in Birmingham, where he worked from 1953 to 1955. Carter’s broadcasts from WILD, sponsored by the American State’s Rights Association, were syndicated to more than twenty radio stations before the show was cancelled. Carter was fired following community outrage about his broadcasts and a boycott of WILD.[2] Carter broke with the leadership of the Alabama Citizen’s Council movement over the incident. He refused to tone down his anti-Semitic rhetoric, while the Citizen’s Council preferred to focus more narrowly on preserving racial segregation of Blacks.[3]

Carter started a renegade group called the North Alabama Citizen’s Council. In addition to his careers in broadcasting and politics, Carter during these years ran a filling station.[3] By March 1956, Carter was making national news as a spokesman for segregation. Carter was quoted in a UP newswire story, saying the NAACP had “infiltrated” Southern white teenagers with “immoral” rock and roll records. Carter called for jukebox owners to purge all records by black performers from jukeboxes.[4]

Carter made the national news again on September 1[5] and 2[6] of the same year, after he gave an inflammatory anti-integration speech in Clinton, Tennessee. He addressed Clinton’s high school enrolling twelve black students. After Carter’s speech, an aroused mob of 200 white men stopped black drivers passing through, “ripping out hood ornaments and smashing windows”. They were heading for the house of the mayor before being turned back by the local Sheriff. Carter appeared in Clinton alongside segregationist John Kaspar, who was charged later that same month with sedition and inciting a riot for his activities that day.[7][8] Later that year, Carter ran for Police Commissioner against former office holder Bull Connor, who won the election. Connor later became nationally famous for his heavy-handed approach to law enforcement during the civil rights struggles in Birmingham.[3]

In 1957, Carter and his brother James were jailed for fighting against Birmingham police officers. The police were trying to apprehend another of the six in their group, who was wanted for a suspected Ku Klux Klan (KKK) shooting.[9] Also during the mid-1950s, Carter founded a paramilitary KKK splinter group called the “Ku Klux Klan of the Confederacy”.[10] Carter started a monthly publication entitled The Southerner, devoted to purportedly scientific theories of white racial superiority, as well as to anti-communist rhetoric.[11]

Members of Carter’s new KKK group attacked singer Nat King Cole at an April 1956 Birmingham concert.[11] After a more violent event, four members of Carter’s Klan group were convicted of a September 1957 abduction and attack on a black handyman named Edward Aaron. They castrated Aaron, poured turpentine on his wounds, and left him abandoned in the trunk of a car near Springdale, Alabama. Police found Aaron, near death from blood loss. (Carter was not with the men who carried out this attack).[11]

In 1958, Carter quit the Klan group he had founded after shooting two members in a dispute over finances. Birmingham police filed attempted murder charges against Carter, but the charges were subsequently dropped.[12] Carter also ran a campaign for Lieutenant Governor the same year that saw him finish fifth in a field of five.[10] In 1963, a parole board, appointed by Carter’s then-employer Alabama governor George Wallace, commuted the sentences of the four men convicted of attacking Aaron.[11]

48 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:13:21pm

DERP

49 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:14:10pm

This asshole white supremacist has almost 20,000 followers.

50 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:14:12pm

re: #40 jaunte

The Easter Bunny (or possibly elf, or choo-choo) has this day decreed for me burst pipes upstairs, and a rain of wet sheetrock in the den.
For added spice, the grandchildren should be arriving soon for a visit.

Suffering for thy Lord Bunny! {{{Jaunte}}}

51 CriticalDragon1177  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:15:02pm

re: #48 Vicious Babushka

What the hell is she talking about?

52 AlexRogan  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:15:16pm

re: #47 AlexRogan

More (and even more informative):

During the 1960s, Carter was a speechwriter for Wallace. He was one of two men credited with Wallace’s famous slogan, “Segregation today, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever”, part of his 1963 inaugural speech. Carter continued to work for Wallace. After Wallace’s wife Lurleen was elected Governor of Alabama in 1966, Carter worked for her.[13] Wallace never acknowledged the role Carter played in his political career, however:

“Till the day he died, George Wallace denied that he ever knew Asa Carter. He may have been telling the truth. ‘Ace’, as he was called by the staff, was paid off indirectly by Wallace cronies, and the only record that he ever wrote for Wallace was the word of former Wallace campaign officials such as finance manager Seymore Trammell.”[10]

When Wallace decided to enter national politics with a 1968 presidential run, he did not invite Carter on board for the campaign. He sought to tone down his reputation as a segregationist firebrand. During the late 1960s, Carter grew disillusioned by what he saw as Wallace’s liberal turn on race.

Carter ran against Wallace for governor of Alabama in 1970 on a white supremacist platform. He finished last in a field of five candidates, winning only 1.51% of the vote in an election narrowly won by Wallace over the more moderate Governor Albert Brewer. At Wallace’s 1971 inauguration, Carter and some of his supporters demonstrated against him, carrying signs reading “Wallace is a bigot” and “Free our white children”. The demonstration was the last notable public appearance by “Asa Carter”.[13]

53 Backwoods_Sleuth  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:16:11pm

re: #45 Vicious Babushka

Poor thing. But her twitter name is fascinating, CC Galore, and with her twitavar, I have to wonder if she is perhaps an aging fan dancer and, as such, could that possibly be the source of all her perceived persecutions? With her self-described litany of positive attributes I am stunned and staggered that she finds herself so maligned in this cruel, cruel country.

I think I may have strained a sarcasm muscle somewhere there…

54 Eclectic Cyborg  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:16:44pm

re: #45 Vicious Babushka

DERP

Move to Iran and try some real persecution on for size…

55 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:17:13pm

re: #51 CriticalDragon1177

What the hell is she talking about?

I think she is repeating the wingnut meme that Obama makes everything about himself.

56 wrenchwench  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:18:25pm

re: #45 Vicious Babushka

DERP

When I see ‘#Opslam’, I always think it must be some kind of wingnut facepalm. Even after I looked it up.

57 PhillyPretzel  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:18:43pm

re: #51 CriticalDragon1177

It would be what she would like to see so she can pin it on the President. In other words wishful thinking.

58 AlexRogan  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:18:47pm

re: #48 Vicious Babushka

DERP

59 CriticalDragon1177  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:18:59pm

re: #55 Vicious Babushka

That makes sense

60 CriticalDragon1177  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:20:35pm

re: #44 Gus

LOL!

61 Gus  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:21:02pm

re: #60 CriticalDragon1177

LOL!

littlegreenfootballs.com

62 Tigger2  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:22:20pm

re: #18 Vicious Babushka

DERP

If by using the word Republic to describe you crazy bastards on the far right or how you want to run (ruin) the country, then yeah, I guess I am.

63 Kronocide  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:27:41pm

re: #30 Walking Spanish Down the Hall

OT:

I is pissed. I got my Cherokee stuck in 3’ of snow and blew out my limited slip differential.

Now. back to the normally scheduled show.

THANKS OBAMA

64 CriticalDragon1177  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:30:44pm

re: #48 Vicious Babushka

Speaking of derp and epic fail,

Greek footballer Giorgos Katidis banned for Nazi salute
bbc.co.uk

65 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:38:26pm

re: #28 dragonath

I was born in Krypton.
I am a Kryptonian citizen
I am looking for my planet

is that a kryptic utterance?

66 freetoken  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:39:38pm

re: #12 wrenchwench

You mean, you never heard that Je$u$ turned water into whine?

67 Lidane  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:42:19pm

OW OW OW OW.

The Duke/Louisville game just took a horrific turn. One of the players just snapped his leg on live TV. Compound fracture and everything. OMG.

68 engineer cat  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:45:18pm

—-

69 Vicious Babushka  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:45:56pm

Louisville player Kevin Ware has crippling leg injury on court

70 Lidane  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:49:27pm

re: #69 Vicious Babushka

I’ve never seen anything like that. Both teams were in tears. Even the coaches were shaken up by that injury.

Positive thoughts to that kid. I hope he recovers from this.

71 Stanley Sea  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 2:51:38pm
72 thecommodore  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 3:01:14pm

Is it me, or is there more derp than usual spewing forth in Wingnutistan today?

73 Bulworth  Mon, Apr 1, 2013 7:09:48am

re: #48 Vicious Babushka

DERP

You’d think for one day the people with BODS could take a rest, particularly on a religious day, which they claim to support. But, no, BODS cannot rest. Ever.

74 [deleted]  Mon, Apr 1, 2013 11:24:45am

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