The Bob & Chez Show: Republican Civil War Begins

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Today’s program on our podcasting affiliate, The Bob & Chez Show:

He Whose Shoulders: The Republican Civil War Begins; Mitt Romney Delivers Scathing Anti-Trump Speech; Patrick Bateman vs Patrick Bateman; Trump Responds with BJ Remarks; Sarah Palin Weighs In with Gibberish; Romney to Challenge at the Convention; GOP National Security Leaders Line Up Against Trump; Brian Kilmeade Can’t Say Hyperbole; Ben Carson is Out; and much more.

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382 comments
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Jayleia  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:13:08am

I have Thin Mints, therefore your argument is invalid

#nomnomnom

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:14:39am

Reposted from downstairs:

re: #517 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

Lots of comedians on twitter today:

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And these morans [sic] still believe Obama supporters are cultists. Jebus.

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:17:04am

re: #2 Dr. Matt

Look at that plastic face.

Tells you everything you wanted to know.

Image: K4U4QFm3.jpg

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Jayleia  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:18:40am

re: #3 Nyet

A REPTILIAN WEARING A HUMAN SKINSUIT!

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Not a Sparkly Vampire  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:20:39am

re: #4 Jayleia

A REPTILIAN WEARING A HUMAN SKINSUIT!

Sigh.
Look.
We don’t wear ‘skinsuits’ (DISGUSTING!), we project the image that we are human into your minds.
/Seriously considering libel here.

Good afternoon, everyone.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:20:44am

re: #3 Nyet

Look at that plastic face.

Tells you everything you wanted to know.

Image: K4U4QFm3.jpg

Another old white guy having a hard time dealing with the fact that America is progressing.

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Danack  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:20:53am

So, prediction time: Is Trump going to try to ‘tack to the centre’ when it comes to the general election or is going to keep saying ‘populist’ stuff.

Or if he does try to change course - will his current supporters allow him to?

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:21:26am

The date of Stalin’s death. So of course lots of people come to the Red Square to pray to the Soviet Hitler.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:21:30am

16 hours and counting…..and nada from MSM:

You’ll see a lot more from a lot more outlets soon about Marco Rubio and his ladies.

Posted by Charles C. Johnson on Friday, March 4, 2016
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lockjawcanbefun  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:25:59am

re: #9 Dr. Matt

The Great Pumpkin is Coming. The Great Pumpkin is Coming. The Great Pumpkin is Coming.

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Nojay UK  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:26:19am

re: #8 Nyet

The date of Stalin’s death. So of course lots of people come to Red Square to pray to the Soviet Hitler.

The same guy we gave a sword to, back in the day. Then he finished the job, leaving the real Hitler to die hiding in a hole in the ground in Berlin.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:29:47am

In Jax FL, in the past two days I’ve been seeing/hearing several Anti-Trump ads on TV & radio. All by various PACs

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:32:32am

re: #8 Nyet

The date of Stalin’s death. So of course lots of people come to the Red Square to pray to the Soviet Hitler.

Stalin, IIRC, killed more people than Hitler ever did.

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:35:12am

re: #11 Nojay UK

The same guy we gave a sword to, back in the day. Then he finished the job, leaving the real Hitler to die hiding in a hole in the ground in Berlin.

And got back to the job of making the life of his own people hell.

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:35:54am

re: #13 thedopefishlives

Stalin, IIRC, killed more people than Hitler ever did.

Hitler killed more, but when you kill so many the exact number stops to matter.

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:37:17am

re: #15 Nyet

Hitler killed more, but when you kill so many the exact number stops to matter.

Pretty much. And this is why I have a hard time with the Trump/Hitler comparisons - I get that the rhetoric is there, but when it comes down to it, Trump hasn’t killed millions of people, and I don’t think he plans to do so.

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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:42:15am

re: #16 thedopefishlives

Pretty much. And this is why I have a hard time with the Trump/Hitler comparisons - I get that the rhetoric is there, but when it comes down to it, Trump hasn’t killed millions of people, and I don’t think he plans to do so.

But when the plans made do not take into account the number who will or may die, or the plans not made result in deaths, the culpability may not reach the same levels, but it’s there.

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:44:02am

re: #17 wrenchwench

But when the plans made do not take into account the number who will or may die, or the plans not made result in deaths, the culpability may not reach the same levels, but it’s there.

Pretty much the story of the Soviet famine of ‘32-‘33 (of which Holodomor, the famine in Ukraine, was a part). There probably was no murderous intent, but there sure was murderous indifference.

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SoundGuy 2016  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:44:45am

@JuryReporter tweeted out more pictures implying voter intimidation using photos he stole off internet.

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makeitstop  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:45:42am

re: #19 SoundGuy 2016

@JuryReporter tweeted out more pictures implying voter intimidation using photos he stole off internet.

I’m trying like hell to understand what his point is. Not coming up with anything, though.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:45:58am

re: #19 SoundGuy 2016

@JuryReporter tweeted out more pictures implying voter intimidation using photos he stole off internet.

What a freaking hateful weirdo. Maybe he’s having a mental break.

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:46:05am

re: #19 SoundGuy 2016

He’s not well.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:47:04am

This cannot be true, selling fast passes?

I think he’s lost his mind.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:48:48am

re: #16 thedopefishlives

Pretty much. And this is why I have a hard time with the Trump/Hitler comparisons - I get that the rhetoric is there, but when it comes down to it, Trump hasn’t killed millions of people, and I don’t think he plans to do so.

I understand, but since his rhetoric and actions remind peoplet of Hitler, including holocaust survivors, do we need to wait until something happens to voice concerns over the similarities?

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:49:16am
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SoundGuy 2016  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:51:24am

re: #25 jaunte

‘Mexico will pay! Get off my lawn! (shakes fist)’

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:51:29am

Thick-as-a-brick cosplay.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:51:46am
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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:52:54am

re: #27 jaunte

Thick-as-a-brick cosplay.

Just like the actual wall at the border, bird poop on top.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:55:26am

re: #28 Charles Johnson

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I beg of you, Monsieur, watch yourself. Be on guard. This place is full of vultures, vultures everywhere.

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makeitstop  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:55:52am

re: #28 Charles Johnson

Chuck C. Johnson apparently isn’t getting the hero’s welcome he expected at CPAC. LOL

No one’s giving him any money, I’d bet.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:56:14am

re: #28 Charles Johnson

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If you’re too much of an obnoxious asshole for CPAC……………….

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 11:56:30am

re: #31 makeitstop

No one’s giving him any money, I’d bet.

or wants to drink with him.

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:02:36pm

re: #9 Dr. Matt

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:02:51pm

The real key to genocide isn’t disarmament, it’s dehumanization. The right will never admit this, because dehumanization is a cornerstone of their policies.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:04:18pm

re: #35 Pawn of the Oppressor

The real key to genocide isn’t disarmament, it’s dehumanization. The right will never admit this, because dehumanization is a cornerstone of their policies.

Indeed. If you make out those different from you out to be something less than human then that leads to genocide. It’s honestly even though while terrorism and terrorists repulse me, i resist impulses to label them animals.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:04:42pm

I notice the Rage Furby has hidden the comments on his HUGE BREAKING BOMBSHELL about Marco Rubio. There were 28 of them, apparently - they must have been pretty brutal.

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KingKenrod  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:05:51pm

Patton has a great way of quickly getting to the truth. Hillary should hire him to spice up her stump speeches.

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:06:57pm

re: #38 KingKenrod

Goats don’t deserve to eat this.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:07:37pm

Not only that - Chucky’s website is falling apart. A lot of his links are throwing “Forbidden” page errors - all of the top category links, for example. LOL!

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:08:08pm

re: #40 Charles Johnson

Not only that - Chucky’s website is falling apart. A lot of his links are throwing “Forbidden” page errors - all of the top category links, for example. LOL!

But he’s a genius.

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KingKenrod  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:08:30pm

re: #40 Charles Johnson

Not only that - Chucky’s website is falling apart. A lot of his links are throwing “Forbidden” page errors - all of the top category links, for example. LOL!

They’ve been doing that for months. I was waiting to see when he would realize it.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:09:17pm

Comment on Chucky’s Facebook page about his BREAKING SCOOP:

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:09:19pm

Some Berniacs at DKos just can’t help it:

I was very disappointed at Markos Moulitsas (Kos) who suggested that writers should not criticize Hillary Clinton or her policies because Bernie Sanders is not likely to be nominated.

No. That’s not what Markos has suggested. At all.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:10:09pm

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Comment on Chucky’s Facebook page about his BREAKING SCOOP:

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Anyone who gave him credibility in the first place was reaching big time.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:10:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:11:42pm

re: #19 SoundGuy 2016

Supposedly it’s all just a “joke”.

It’s not funny.
At all.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:11:59pm

re: #44 Nyet

Some Berniacs at DKos just can’t help it:

No. That’s not what Markos has suggested. At all.

Markos suggested that the focus be on stopping the Republican nominee come 3/15 right? I’ve never been a huge fan of his or Kos overall but I don’t think that’s unreasonable to suggest. These people just don’t get it.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:15:15pm

For safe keeping if he decides to nuke the post.

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BeachDem  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:15:58pm

Charles P. Pierce’s description of CPAC attendees:

They’re the valedictorians of Trump University, the prime cuts of Trump Steaks, the highest-proof variety of Trump Vodka. They’re the last of He, Trump’s true marks. Wallow in the Twittersadness as the Children of Reagan discover that they’ve spent their lives as the easiest marks in the history of American politics.

esquire.com

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:17:21pm

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Writer assumes facts not in evidence. Namely that he ever had any credibility. Or cared about facts. Or logic. Or journalism.

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Ming5000  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:18:53pm

re: #25 jaunte

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Let’s Make a Deal ! Trump Rally Audience
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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:20:23pm

re: #48 HappyWarrior

Markos suggested that the focus be on stopping the Republican nominee come 3/15 right? I’ve never been a huge fan of his or Kos overall but I don’t think that’s unreasonable to suggest. These people just don’t get it.

One can critique Hillary, just without sloganeering (oligarch! Wall Street shill!) or right-wing memes.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:22:04pm
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Belafon  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:23:59pm

re: #48 HappyWarrior

Markos suggested that the focus be on stopping the Republican nominee come 3/15 right? I’ve never been a huge fan of his or Kos overall but I don’t think that’s unreasonable to suggest. These people just don’t get it.

Imagine the nerve of a blog owner asserting control over his blog.

//

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:25:19pm

re: #37 Charles Johnson

I notice the Rage Furby has hidden the comments on his HUGE BREAKING BOMBSHELL about Marco Rubio. There were 28 of them, apparently - they must have been pretty brutal.

Any update on his sockpuppet Twitter account, weasearchr?

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:25:57pm

re: #53 Nyet

One can critique Hillary, just without sloganeering (oligarch! Wall Street shill!) or right-wing memes.

Absolutely.

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BeachDem  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:27:43pm

re: #55 Belafon

Imagine the nerve of a blog owner asserting control over his blog.

//

And the drama, oh the drama. There have been some first-time diarists who signed up just to write diaries saying they’re leaving in splendid goodbye cruel world form.

BERNERS WILL NOT BE SILENCED, they shout, as they gather their marbles and head for the wide open spaces of Reddit.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:28:42pm

re: #58 BeachDem

And the drama, oh the drama. There have been some first-time diarists who signed up just to write diaries saying they’re leaving in splendid goodbye cruel world form.

BERNERS WILL NOT BE SILENCED, they shout, as they gather their marbles and head for the wide open spaces of Reddit.

I wonder if we could get one of them to talk about how their first amendment rights are being violated.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:30:34pm

How the hell does anyone see Donald Trump and think outsider? First off, there’s nothing outsider about a multi-millionaire and secondly, I’d rather have a competent insider than an outside blowhard.

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Lidane  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:30:34pm
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Testy Toad T  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:31:50pm

I’m shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

According to a report from CNN Money’s Dylan Byers, Trump consulted with campaign manager Corey Lewandowski during the first commercial break of Thursday’s event, coordination that is explicitly banned by the network’s debate rules.

Citing “rival campaign sources,” CNN reported that while Trump has broken the rules by communicating backstage with Lewandowski at multiple debates, the campaign manager met Trump directly on stage Thursday, which Byers characterized as “a new extreme.” The campaigns were explicitly informed they were not allowed to communicate with the candidates during breaks, the sources told CNN.

An unnamed Fox News source said debate staff asked Lewandowski to leave the stage but he refused. Network representatives then told the campaigns for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), and Ohio Gov. John Kasich that they could consult with their candidates because Trump had broken the rules.

TPM Link

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sagehen  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:32:00pm

re: #16 thedopefishlives

Pretty much. And this is why I have a hard time with the Trump/Hitler comparisons - I get that the rhetoric is there, but when it comes down to it, Trump hasn’t killed millions of people, and I don’t think he plans to do so.

And in 1933, Hitler hadn’t killed millions of people either, or announced plans to do so.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:32:58pm

re: #56 thedopefishlives

Any update on his sockpuppet Twitter account, weasearchr?

It’s still active. I think it’s being run by Pax Dickinson.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:34:20pm

On the other hand, this sure looks like it was posted by Chuck himself.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:34:30pm

re: #61 Lidane

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No, Bobby that would be morons like you who scapegoat people. Fuck you for blaming Obama on your party’s frontrunner having a racist asshole for being a racist asshole and being not ever admit that your fucked up party and sorry excuse for an ideology (conservatism )can ever be wrong. You deserve Trump because people like you have been creating Trump voters for years by attacking your opponents as anti-American.

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Testy Toad T  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:36:09pm

I like that the current go-to excuse is the waaaaah Obama caused Trump, Obama made us do it.

Why don’t you go all personal responsibility and bootstrap his ass back out of your party? Isn’t that how people are supposed to deal with their problems, by sucking it up and fixing them themselves?

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:36:29pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:38:40pm

re: #67 Testy Toad T

I like that the current go-to excuse is the Obama caused Trump, Obama made us do it.

Why don’t you go all personal responsibility and bootstrap his ass back out of your party? Isn’t that how people are supposed to deal with their problems, by sucking it up and fixing them themselves?

They never do that with their own party. Now poor people including poor children, they’re fine with it but not the GOP and conservatism, they can never be wrong, they can only be wronged.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:39:31pm
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Ming5000  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:40:10pm

re: #61 Lidane

You think Obama would get some respect from Trump if this were true!

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:40:54pm

#GOPMath in action.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:42:40pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:42:56pm

re: #70 FormerDirtDart

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I actually think it was one of John Adams’ finest moments defending those soldiers. The principle of everyone being able to have adequate counsel is an essential one in a free society.

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Testy Toad T  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:43:10pm

re: #72 lawhawk

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#GOPMath in action.

A trillion here, a trillion there, pretty soon you’re talking about real money!

Although whoever made that chart made a bad chart and they should feel bad. Lining up those two plots with different vertical axes is disingenuous. Is ten trillion pretty much the same as 25%? Is it twice as big? Is it half as big?

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:43:57pm

Is Trump favored to win all four states tonight/ I expect 2 or 3/4 for Clinton tonight. I think Bernie wins Maine but loses Louisiana, Kentucky, but don’t know enough about Kansas.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:44:04pm
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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:44:56pm

re: #61 Lidane

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[Jindal: ‘No Drama Obama’ is Completely Responsible for the Rise of Trump]

I can see a tiny bit of logic there. The Tea Party became a big thing because crazy white right wingers thought the Tea Party could save them from the future (which is represented by having a Black man in the White House.) The Tea Party didn’t save them. The future is still right on course, offering up a woman and a socialist as that from which they need to be saved. Obama let this happen by just serving as President and not scaring enough people to join the crazy right wingers to overcome the future. Now the crazy right wingers think Trump can save them from the future. Therefore, Obama is responsible for Trump.

Wait. There isn’t any logic in there. Oh well, I gave it my best.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:45:08pm

re: #75 Testy Toad T

A trillion here, a trillion there, pretty soon you’re talking about real money!

Although whoever made that chart made a bad chart and they should feel bad. Lining up those two plots with different vertical axes is disingenuous. Is ten trillion pretty much the same as 25%? Is it twice as big? Is it half as big?

Twitter’s doing the aligning. If you go to tweet, you can click on each one separately.

Also, the lines don’t quite line up.

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Ming5000  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:45:36pm

re: #72 lawhawk

Thanks you for that link. Those charts are the meat we need to help provide facts and data when we can.
The twitter source.

Richard C. Auxier is a research associate in the Urban-Brookings Tax Policy Center at the Urban Institute. His work focuses on state and local tax policy, budgets, and other finance issues. Before joining Urban, Auxier was on the staff of the DC Tax Revision Commission and helped write the commission’s final report on recommendations for improving the District’s tax system. He also was previously a researcher and editor at the Pew Research Center. Auxier attended the University of Maryland for his undergraduate degree and his master’s degree in public policy.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:46:19pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:46:57pm

Girl Scout Cookies purchased. No Tagalongs though. But Samoas and Thin Mints confirmed.

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b.d.  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:49:11pm

re: #77 Charles Johnson

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That could be a lady in that wall outfit? I can’t tell if the buttons are on the left or on the right?

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Lidane  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:51:05pm
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Ming5000  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:51:10pm

AN ANALYSIS OF HILLARY CLINTON’S TAX PROPOSALS

Hillary Clinton proposes raising taxes on high-income taxpayers, modifying taxation of multinational corporations, repealing fossil fuel tax incentives, and increasing estate and gift taxes. Her proposals would increase revenue by $1.1 trillion over the next decade. Nearly all of the tax increases would fall on the top 1 percent; the bottom 95 percent of taxpayers would see little or no change in their taxes.

CONCLUSIONS
Hillary Clinton has proposed a number of tax changes that would raise revenues and make the tax system more progressive, primarily by raising taxes on higher-income individuals. The proposals would tighten the system of international taxation by reducing avenues for taxavoidance, which contrasts with other prominent proposals that would eliminate taxation of foreign income. The proposals also include various incremental reforms that are mostly aimed at closing loopholes and eliminating subsidies for fossil fuels.

There is a lot more in the paper.

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makeitstop  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:52:31pm

re: #84 Lidane

Donald Trump ‘Wants to Get the Word Out’ About His Large and Strong ‘Hands’

If he’s going to these lengths to deny it, he really must be operating with, umm, sub-standard equipment. Just saying.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:56:48pm

re: #85 Ming5000

AN ANALYSIS OF HILLARY CLINTON’S TAX PROPOSALS

There is a lot more in the paper.

And yet i’m told that Hillary only cares about the 1%. I’ve been of the opinion that Clinton is a much more inclusionary candidate than given credit for.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:57:25pm

re: #84 Lidane

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I really think Rubio hit a nerve.

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Whack-A-Mole  Mar 5, 2016 • 12:57:36pm

re: #86 makeitstop

If he’s going to these lengths to deny it, he really must be operating with, umm, sub-standard equipment. Just saying.

Don’t. Please don’t. If people keep saying stuff like that he really will whip it out one day and there just aren’t enough therapists working in America today to handle the kind of workload that would cause.

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:05:32pm

Honestly, what the hell is the matter with Kansas? Cruz has a majority of the vote in their caucuses.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:06:28pm

Anyone hear anything out of the Kentucky caucuses?
Didn’t they open the doors around 5-6 hours ago?

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Targetpractice  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:06:42pm

re: #90 Brian J.

Honestly, what the hell is the matter with Kansas? Cruz has a majority of the vote in their caucuses.

The state reelected a guy who has nuked their economy and is presently fighting with the courts over his ability to nuke their education budget.

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blueraven  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:07:04pm

Early Maine results

CandidatePercentageVotes
Ted Cruz 52.7%1,252
Donald Trump 21.1%501
Marco Rubio 14.4%343
John Kasich 10.1%239
Other 1.6%39
Precincts Reporting6.6%
Total Votes2,843

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SoundGuy 2016  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:08:01pm

re: #77 Charles Johnson

‘Mr Gorbachev, tear down this… Oh. ‘

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SoundGuy 2016  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:09:31pm

re: #88 HappyWarrior

I really think Rubio hit a nerve.

He whacked him in his pee pee.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:09:32pm

re: #90 Brian J.

Honestly, what the hell is the matter with Kansas? Cruz has a majority of the vote in their caucuses.

Kansas strikes me as fertile ground for Cruz but what TP said about Brownback.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:13:18pm

re: #76 HappyWarrior

Is Trump favored to win all four states tonight/ I expect 2 or 3/4 for Clinton tonight. I think Bernie wins Maine but loses Louisiana, Kentucky, but don’t know enough about Kansas.

Dems in Kentucky vote in May. Today is just GOP.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:13:40pm

re: #91 FormerDirtDart

Anyone hear anything out of the Kentucky caucuses?
Didn’t they open the doors around 5-6 hours ago?

Doors closed at 4:00. Anyone in line at that point could still participate.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:13:52pm

re: #97 Backwoods_Sleuth

Dems in Kentucky vote in May. Today is just GOP.

Oh d’oh. Sorry about that.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:14:37pm

Nate and friends think today could be a good day for Cruz.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:19:06pm

re: #98 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

Doors closed at 4:00. Anyone in line at that point could still participate.

What an utterly screwed up system…
I hope caucus goers remember Rand fondly when the Senate primaries roll around

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:20:25pm

re: #97 Backwoods_Sleuth

Dems in Kentucky vote in May. Today is just GOP.

Also, Maine Dems caucus tomorrow

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b.d.  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:20:39pm

Huffington Post called Kansas for Cruz

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BeachDem  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:22:31pm

re: #59 Belafon

I wonder if we could get one of them to talk about how their first amendment rights are being violated.

Oh, they have and do. I have never seen such drama llamas.

MKS ProgressiveA Mar 05 * 03:21:08 PM
The First Amendment does not apply to this site. This site is dedicated to electing Democrats.

To the extent posters here advocate against the Democratic nominee, that would be problem.

ProgressiveA MKS Mar 05 * 03:36:55 PM
And there you have it ladies and gentlemen, the exact tenuous relationship with dissent and Free Speech I was referring too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:23:24pm

re: #91 FormerDirtDart

Anyone hear anything out of the Kentucky caucuses?
Didn’t they open the doors around 5-6 hours ago?

Eastern Kentucky closed 22 minutes ago, western Kentucky has another 38 mintues to go.
Results are expected to be released at 7 pm ET.

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SoundGuy 2016  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:26:19pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:29:44pm

re: #102 FormerDirtDart

Also, Maine Dems caucus tomorrow

Thanks. Really off today.

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b.d.  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:29:49pm

re: #106 SoundGuy 2016

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Hahahaha. The GOP elite are now torn between having Godzilla or Mothra as their candidate.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:30:00pm

Trump in Florida:

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ObserverArt  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:30:04pm

re: #78 wrenchwench

I can see a tiny bit of logic there. The Tea Party became a big thing because crazy white right wingers thought the Tea Party could save them from the future (which is represented by having a Black man in the White House.) The Tea Party didn’t save them. The future is still right on course, offering up a woman and a socialist as that from which they need to be saved. Obama let this happen by just serving as President and not scaring enough people to join the crazy right wingers to overcome the future. Now the crazy right wingers think Trump can save them from the future. Therefore, Obama is responsible for Trump.

Wait. There isn’t any logic in there. Oh well, I gave it my best.

Dang wrench’ you must be getting healthier because you just went through some mental gymnastics to conjure up that comment.

I give it a ten…let’s see what our Russian judge has to say…

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:30:36pm

re: #104 BeachDem

Oh, they have and do. I have never seen such drama llamas.

MKS ProgressiveA Mar 05 * 03:21:08 PM
The First Amendment does not apply to this site. This site is dedicated to electing Democrats.

To the extent posters here advocate against the Democratic nominee, that would be problem.

ProgressiveA MKS Mar 05 * 03:36:55 PM
And there you have it ladies and gentlemen, the exact tenuous relationship with dissent and Free Speech I was referring too.

People need to get that free speech does not apply to private entities.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:31:12pm

Boone Co. KY(just across the river from Cincinnati) has 50,000 registered Republicans. One caucus location.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:32:22pm

Smith, BWS as Kentuckians what are your gut feelings about who wins Kentucky for the R’s? Part of me thinks Trump but another part of me thinks Cruz.

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Kragar  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:32:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:33:19pm

re: #113 HappyWarrior

Smith, BWS as Kentuckians what are your gut feelings about who wins Kentucky for the R’s? Part of me thinks Trump but another part of me thinks Cruz.

I haven’t got a clue.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:33:23pm

re: #109 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trump in Florida:

Donald Trump makes members of his Orlando crowd raise their right hands and swear to vote in the primary.

“Seen Kyle? He’s about this tall…”

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:33:43pm

re: #114 Kragar

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Kyle is a very popular person and yet often missing at right wing rallies.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:33:48pm

Just a guess, I’d say Trump. I think the has close to equal support/opposition, but those that are opposed to him don’t like anyone else either. No other candidate to coalesce around.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:33:50pm

re: #114 Kragar

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Goddammit, Kragar!

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:34:10pm

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

I haven’t got a clue.

Yeah gotcha. I had no clue about Virginia either.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:34:24pm

re: #8 Nyet

The date of Stalin’s death. So of course lots of people come to the Red Square to pray to the Soviet Hitler.

Thanks, Putin!

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:34:35pm

re: #118 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

Just a guess, I’d say Trump. I think the has close to equal support/opposition, but those that are opposed to him don’t like anyone else either. No other candidate to coalesce around.

Gotcha. Thank you both for your input.

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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:34:41pm

Next tweet:

At least she reached an age she was rightfully proud of.

I’m 97 years young. I don’t repeat myself. My dog gets me, my children aren’t even on twitter! I’m 97 years young. I’m a champion quilter & baker. I’m 97.

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b.d.  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:35:00pm

Rick Santorum won the 2012 Kansas Caucus with 51.2% of the votes.

Mike Huckabee won the 2008 Kansas Caucus with 59.58% of the votes.

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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:35:39pm

re: #110 ObserverArt

Dang wrench’ you must be getting healthier because you just went through some mental gymnastics to conjure up that comment.

I give it a ten…let’s see what our Russia judge has to say…

Mental gymnastics sounds like good exercise!

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:35:52pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:36:02pm

re: #124 b.d.

Rick Santorum won the 2012 Kansas Caucus with 51.2% of the votes.

Mike Huckabee won the 2008 Kansas Caucus with 59.58% of the votes.

Yeah definitely seems like Cruz country to me.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:36:53pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:36:54pm

re: #124 b.d.

Rick Santorum won the 2012 Kansas Caucus with 51.2% of the votes.

Mike Huckabee won the 2008 Kansas Caucus with 59.58% of the votes.

The Cruz is a shoe-in. Kansas is like Iowa, only flatter.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:36:56pm

re: #117 HappyWarrior

Kyle is a very popular person and yet often missing at right wing rallies.

Which Kyle? Kyle Broflovski is too young to vote, and besides his parents already voted for Bernie Sanders on Super Tuesday.

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ObserverArt  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:37:25pm

re: #125 wrenchwench

Mental gymnastics sounds like good exercise!

Always. I think that is why many of us are here.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:37:57pm

re: #130 Dark_Falcon

Which Kyle? Kyle Broflovski is too young to vote, and besides his parents already voted for Bernie Sanders on Super Tuesday.

Sieg Heil sounds like Seen Kyle. Way to ruin the buzz, Buzz Killington :).

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:38:57pm

re: #128 jaunte

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Sigh.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:39:27pm

re: #129 Blind Frog Belly White

The Cruz is a shoe-in. Kansas is like Iowa, only flatter.

I’m not so sure. Trump has built momentum since Iowa, and he does well in caucuses due to the fanaticism of his followers.

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ObserverArt  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:40:26pm

re: #132 HappyWarrior

Sieg Heil sounds like Seen Kyle. Way to ruin the buzz, Buzz Killington :).

When we used to do it as joke back in high school (70s) we just said “see Kyle” quickly with emphasis on the K.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:40:49pm

re: #132 HappyWarrior

Sieg Heil sounds like Seen Kyle. Way to ruin the buzz, Buzz Killington :).

You gotta warn me about these sorts of things. You know how literal I am.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:41:06pm

re: #135 ObserverArt

When we used to do it as joke back in high school (70s) we just said “see Kyle” quickly with emphasis on the K.

I’ve seen that one too heh.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:41:46pm

re: #136 Dark_Falcon

You gotta warn me about these sorts of things. You know how literal I am.

Noted heh. I think you may be more literal minded than I am which is funny since literal mindness is a big part of AS.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:43:51pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:44:04pm

re: #138 HappyWarrior

Noted heh. I think you may be more literal minded than I am which is funny since literal mindness is a big part of AS.

I’ve noticed that many On The Spectrum are especially good at punning. I suspect the literal mindedness plays a role.

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ObserverArt  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:44:57pm

re: #137 HappyWarrior

I’ve seen that one too heh.

It was very effective at basketball games when a large group of us goodie-two-shoes Catholic kids got together in the stands as our “Pee” section and shouted it.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:45:04pm

re: #134 Dark_Falcon

I’m not so sure. Trump has built momentum since Iowa, and he does well in caucuses due to the fanaticism of his followers.

It’s the progression - Huckabee in 2008, Santorum in 2012. Both won Iowa, then Kansas.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:45:08pm

re: #140 Blind Frog Belly White

I’ve noticed that many On The Spectrum are especially good at punning. I suspect the literal mindedness plays a role.

I dunno. I’m not that good at it though but I’m also one of the few people on the spectrum that is far into the humanities more in science. I also like bars.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:45:16pm

re: #138 HappyWarrior

Noted heh. I think you may be more literal minded than I am which is funny since literal mindness is a big part of AS.

Well, being literal-minded is something you can partially get past. I’m not as literal minded as I was when I joined LGF back in 2007.

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stpaulbear  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:45:36pm

re: #84 Lidane

Donald Trump ‘Wants to Get the Word Out’ About His Large and Strong ‘Hands’

They laughed at his mighty sword.

A Wedding In Cherokee County (Remastered Version)

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:45:42pm

re: #142 Blind Frog Belly White

It’s the progression - Huckabee in 2008, Santorum in 2012. Both won Iowa, then Kansas.

I’m looking now. It’s early but Cruz has a good lead. I think Kansas is a good bet for Ted.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:46:17pm

re: #144 Dark_Falcon

Well, being literal-minded is something you can partially get past. I’m not as literal minded as I was when I joined LGF back in 2007.

Oh of course. Adaption is how we all get by.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:46:39pm

re: #141 ObserverArt

It was very effective at basketball games when a large group of us goodie-two-shoes Catholic kids got together in the stands as our “Pee” section and shouted it.

Good old Catholic league basketball.

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ObserverArt  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:47:36pm

re: #144 Dark_Falcon

Well, being literal-minded is something you can partially get past. I’m not as literal minded as I was when I joined LGF back in 2007.

That’s good Dark.

Maybe in time the board will help replace the ‘t’ with a ‘b’ and get you more liberal minded.

That really is a good thing.

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:47:41pm

re: #143 HappyWarrior

I dunno. I’m not that good at it though but I’m also one of the few people on the spectrum that is far into the humanities more in science. I also like bars.

Everyone’s unique, whether on the spectrum or not. Part of the reason autism diagnoses are so difficult.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:47:48pm

re: #142 Blind Frog Belly White

It’s the progression - Huckabee in 2008, Santorum in 2012. Both won Iowa, then Kansas.

I understand but this election has broken so many of the rules I’m not prepared to accept part years as prologue this time around.

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CleverToad  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:48:00pm

re: #123 wrenchwench

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At least she reached an age she was rightfully proud of.

**Sniff** But that’s the way to go out — peacefully in her sleep, having stayed still coherent, still having fun, still able to engage with the world at the age of 97.

Just told my mom she has to last a few more years — she has three great-grandsons and one great-granddaughter who still need their baby quilts, and just found out today that there is a (second) set of twins expected this September. Will be very happy if she can make 97, but am trying to enjoy whatever time we still have with her.

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b.d.  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:48:33pm

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:48:37pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:48:43pm

re: #150 thedopefishlives

Everyone’s unique, whether on the spectrum or not. Part of the reason autism diagnoses are so difficult.

Yep. I know some people on the spectrum who can do public speaking like it’s no one’s business and it’s something I still struggle with.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:49:17pm

re: #151 Dark_Falcon

I understand but this election has broken so many of the rules I’m not prepared to accept part years as prologue this time around.

It was intended humorously, and was posted after it was mentioned that Cruz was doing well in KS at the moment.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:50:02pm

re: #152 CleverToad

**Sniff** But that’s the way to go out — peacefully in her sleep, having stayed still coherent, still having fun, still able to engage with the world at the age of 97.

Just told my mom she has to last a few more years — she has three great-grandsons and one great-granddaughter who still need their baby quilts, and just found out today that there is a (second) set of twins expected this September. Will be very happy if she can make 97, but am trying to enjoy whatever time we still have with her.

It just amazes me thinking about great grandpaernts. See the last of mine died years before I was born. My aunt recently became one though.

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b.d.  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:50:04pm

re: #154 Charles Johnson

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Jinx but you’re the boss. Deleted.

:)

I would comment about how the mighty have fallen but Chuck was never mighty.

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Targetpractice  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:50:40pm

In one video, one can see why Bernie is going to lose the nomination:

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:51:24pm

re: #157 HappyWarrior

It just amazes me thinking about great grandpaernts. See the last of mine died years before I was born. My aunt recently became one though.

I knew one of my great-grandmothers. She outlived both my grandfathers.

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ObserverArt  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:52:10pm

Damn Chucky C is gonna need to figure out a whole new gig. He is about used up in the conservo-blog-tweet world. This weekend is showing he has no game. Fun to watch in the usual sad CCJ way.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:52:34pm

re: #156 Blind Frog Belly White

It was intended humorously, and was posted after it was mentioned that Cruz was doing well in KS at the moment.

OK

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:55:00pm

re: #160 thedopefishlives

I knew one of my great-grandmothers. She outlived both my grandfathers.

It’s just amazing to me because with my one grandfather’s parents, I don’t even know what they even looked like. No photographs or anything. My last one died in 1967 though and the youngest one would been 89 when I was born. The oldest was born in 1874. My tree’s all wacky since I’m descended from so many youngest people.

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SoundGuy 2016  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:55:02pm

Looks like Booger will take Kansas. Trumpenftien 2nd, MarcoBot 3rd.

I gotta say it was a good day.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:55:39pm

re: #164 SoundGuy 2016

Looks like Booger will take Kansas. Trumpenftien 2nd, MarcoBot 3rd.

I gotta say it was a good day.

Marco will always have Paris Minneapolis.

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:56:11pm

re: #165 HappyWarrior

Marco will always have Paris Minneapolis.

Minnesota’s most notorious contribution to the 2016 election cycle.

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:56:18pm

re: #164 SoundGuy 2016

Looks like Booger will take Kansas. Trumpenftien 2nd, MarcoBot 3rd.

I gotta say it was a good day.

And Kasich is right on the edge of winning delegates to mess up everyone else.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:56:41pm

re: #166 thedopefishlives

Minnesota’s most notorious contribution to the 2016 election cycle.

Yes, since Bachmann isn’t running.

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:57:07pm

re: #168 HappyWarrior

Yes, since Bachmann isn’t running.

Not that that’s stopping her from running her stupid mouth.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:57:29pm

re: #159 Targetpractice

In one video, one can see why Bernie is going to lose the nomination:

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He really has a big problem with diversity of support. It’s a problem and honestly his efforts to address it make him look worse.

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SoundGuy 2016  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:57:55pm

re: #169 thedopefishlives

Not that that’s stopping her from running her stupid mouth.

Her lie hole distracts from the crazy eyes.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:57:56pm
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Romantic Heretic  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:58:11pm

re: #46 jaunte

Recently I came up with what I think is a pretty good take on the GOP’s current crisis.

They’re like the mad scientist in a B movie. They created a monster intending to take over the world with it. Instead they’re one of its first victims.

Also Louis C.K. came up with the best description I’ve read of Trump.

Trump is a messed up guy with a hole in his heart that he tries to fill with money and attention.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:58:14pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:58:14pm

re: #169 thedopefishlives

Not that that’s stopping her from running her stupid mouth.

Agh. I gotta wonder if she’s in with Cruz or Trump. Cruz for the shared religious bigotry and hostility to any social progress and Trump because of the shared hatred of Muslims.

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ObserverArt  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:58:32pm

Heh, just saw mail pop through my slot. Got a letter from some guy named William J. Clinton with a return address of New York NY.

Maybe he’s reminding me that we share birth dates. But, it appears he wants me to stand with someone.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:58:42pm

re: #172 Dr. Matt

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Jesus.

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:58:46pm

re: #175 HappyWarrior

Agh. I gotta wonder if she’s in with Cruz or Trump. Cruz for the shared religious bigotry and hostility to any social progress and Trump because of the shared hatred of Muslims.

Pretty sure she’s thrown in with either Cruz or Rubio. Not Trump. No way.

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calochortus  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:58:59pm

re: #172 Dr. Matt

That is just a creepy picture.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:59:11pm

Safe to say that a new record will be established today.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 1:59:44pm

re: #178 thedopefishlives

Pretty sure she’s thrown in with either Cruz or Rubio. Not Trump. No way.

I’d bet Trump before Rubio I think Cruz. But no way Trump eh? I guess that makes sense.

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calochortus  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:00:03pm

re: #176 ObserverArt

Heh, just saw mail pop through my slot. Got a letter from some guy named William J. Clinton with a return address of New York NY.

Maybe he’s reminding me that we share birth dates. But, it appears he wants me to stand with someone.

I wonder who?

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:00:14pm

re: #180 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Safe to say that a new record will be established today.

That’s good news for Trump and Cruz not so for Rubio.

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TedStriker  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:00:57pm

re: #141 ObserverArt

It was very effective at basketball games when a large group of us goodie-two-shoes Catholic kids got together in the stands as our “Pee” section and shouted it.

I went to and graduated from Austin Peay State University; for years, one of our official sports slogans is “Let’s Go Peay!”

Think on that…

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:01:05pm

re: #112 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:01:41pm

cruz dominating in early returns

Brash Mogul Fades After Penis Flap??

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:02:12pm

re: #181 HappyWarrior

I’d bet Trump before Rubio I think Cruz. But no way Trump eh? I guess that makes sense.

Because you absolutely despise me, you made me go look it up. On her Twitter timeline, she makes it clear that she is in favor of Cruz and Kasich, and against Trump and Rubio.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:02:34pm
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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:03:07pm

hahahhahahaa

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:03:16pm

re: #187 thedopefishlives

Because you absolutely despise me, you made me go look it up. On her Twitter timeline, she makes it clear that she is in favor of Cruz and Kasich, and against Trump and Rubio.

Wow Kasich. Sorry that was cruel of me heh.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:03:41pm

re: #188 Charles Johnson

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Nope.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:03:59pm

re: #158 b.d.

Jinx but you’re the boss. Deleted.

:)

I would comment about how the mighty have fallen but Chuck was never mighty.

And by the way, T. Becket Adams is a major douchebag himself.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:04:24pm

re: #172 Dr. Matt

Trump Jr. with dead elephant

When Trump Sr. is done with the GOP, the Presidente will award him the tail and both ears.

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MsJ  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:04:41pm

re: #188 Charles Johnson

My exact thought. A little too much truth in a single image.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:04:52pm
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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:06:12pm

Fitting time to post this:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:06:31pm
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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:06:48pm

Ted Cruz won the CPAC straw poll.

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ObserverArt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:07:38pm
All Hail The Victor of The Republican Nationalist Party
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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:07:47pm

re: #198 Dr. Matt

Ted Cruz won the CPAC straw pose.

Well, he’s having a day, isn’t he? He’s fortunate that voting for him doesn’t require you to spend time around him.

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:08:20pm

re: #62 Testy Toad T

Yet another fine example of how little regard wingnuts have for any rules. They’d rape and murder if there were no laws saying otherwise.

Which brings me to something I realized while doing dishes (one of my favourite times to free associate). Trump’s followers are following him because they believe he is going to give them permission. “Permission for what?” you ask.

“Whad’ya got?” I reply in my best Marlon Brando voice.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:08:30pm

kansas w 33% in: cruz 50, trump 25, rubio 14, kasich 10

!!!

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:08:36pm

re: #199 ObserverArt

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:09:01pm

re: #197 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That actually surprises me. I thought Maine would be a good state for Trump.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:09:45pm

re: #203 Dr. Matt

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Damn that ain’t bad.

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bratwurst  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:09:54pm

Going into today, Cruz had not won a single county east of the Mississippi. Should he hold on in Maine, that would be something interesting…especially as it would suggest support from economic conservatives/libertarian leaners.

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:09:58pm

re: #204 HappyWarrior

That actually surprises me. I thought Maine would be a good state for Trump.

Keep in mind that just one precinct is reporting so far.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:10:27pm

re: #204 HappyWarrior

That actually surprises me. I thought Maine would be a good state for Trump.

Must have been the magic of the LePage endorsement….

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:10:40pm

The CPAC Straw Poll winners from 2005 to 2016. Quite a barometer:

2005 Rudy Giuliani
2006 George Allen
2007 Mitt Romney
2008 Mitt Romney
2009 Mitt Romney
2010 Ron Paul
2011 Ron Paul
2012 Mitt Romney
2013 Rand Paul
2014 Rand Paul
2015 Rand Paul
2016 Ted Cruz

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:11:11pm

re: #207 Brian J.

Keep in mind that just one precinct is reporting so far.

Ah okay. Good point.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:12:06pm

re: #209 Dr. Matt

The CPAC Straw Poll winners from 2005 to 2016. Quite a barometer:

2005 Rudy Giuliani
2006 George Allen
2007 Mitt Romney
2008 Mitt Romney
2009 Mitt Romney
2010 Ron Paul
2011 Ron Paul
2012 Mitt Romney
2013 Rand Paul
2014 Rand Paul
2015 Rand Paul
2016 Ted Cruz

Ah I do remember when George Allen was supposed to be the future of the GOP and then he opened his mouth and lost the 2006 election to Webb. As big as an asshole Webb still is, it was worth it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:12:35pm

Rand Paul’s home county in Kentucky:

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:12:50pm

re: #209 Dr. Matt

The CPAC winner invariably has gone on to lose the GOP nomination, and lose in the general election.

Only four managed to win the straw poll in presidential election years: Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Mitt Romney. 4 out of 20.

That pretty much means if you win CPAC, it’s the kiss of death.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:13:03pm

re: #211 HappyWarrior

Ah I do remember when George Allen was supposed to be the future of the GOP and then he opened his mouth and lost the 2006 election to Webb. As big as an asshole Webb still is, it was worth it.

He was a human lawn dart. Quick rise, quick fall.

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:13:57pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:14:13pm

re: #214 Dr. Matt

He was a human lawn dart. Quick rise, quick fall.

I hear they make a ‘squinch’ sound when they enter your skull.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:14:40pm

re: #214 Dr. Matt

He was a human lawn dart. Quick rise, quick fall.

Very much. He could have been a tough opponent though since he “regular guy” appeal. My Dad even remembers seeing him buying beer at a 7/11. And man did he ever love to take advantage of having a beloved Redskins coach for a father here in Virginia.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:14:43pm

re: #194 MsJ

In the Buzzfeed comments on Trump’s Herrenvolk moment: “You see that in every courtroom. They’re just taking an oath.”

That’s not how you raise your arm to take an oath. His people have found him.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:15:06pm

re: #215 lawhawk

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Fine by me Frankie, more cookies for me. Enjoy not eating good cookies you pathetic troll.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:15:29pm

re: #154 Charles Johnson

He hopes anger will make him wanted. Cruz hopes for the same thing, but at least he has winning an election as credentials.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:16:19pm

re: #213 lawhawk

The CPAC winner invariably has gone on to lose the GOP nomination, and lose in the general election.

Only four managed to win the straw poll in presidential election years: Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Mitt Romney. 4 out of 20.

That pretty much means if you win CPAC, it’s the kiss of death.

It’s pretty apparent to me that CPAC is separate from reality.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:16:55pm

Cruz may actually turn this into a two-person race. He’s leading in Maine and Kansas.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:18:27pm

re: #218 Decatur Deb

In the Buzzfeed comments on Trump’s Herrenvolk moment: “You see that in every courtroom. They’re just taking an oath.”

That’s not how you raise your arm to take an oath. His people have found him.

There’s no court where you raise your hand that way.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:20:41pm

Cruz emerging isn’t a bad thing either. He would have a harder time moving to the center than Trump would.

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:20:43pm

re: #221 HappyWarrior

So, we’ve got a pair of failed presidential candidates, including one who has no business being mentioned for any position in government (Fiorina), a governor who has his own issues with poisoned water (Kasich), and Haley, who’s in the mix mostly to try and balance out a demographic mismatch.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:21:26pm

re: #224 HappyWarrior

Cruz emerging isn’t a bad thing either. He would have a harder time moving to the center than Trump would.

Best scenario is neither has a majority going into Cleveland.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:21:37pm

re: #225 lawhawk

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So, we’ve got a pair of failed presidential candidates, including one who has no business being mentioned for any position in government (Fiorina), a governor who has his own issues with poisoned water (Kasich), and Haley, who’s in the mix mostly to try and balance out a demographic mismatch.

Pretty much.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:21:53pm

re: #226 Blind Frog Belly White

Best scenario is neither has a majority going into Cleveland.

Agreed. Make Cleveland red again!

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Targetpractice  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:22:44pm

re: #225 lawhawk

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So, we’ve got a pair of failed presidential candidates, including one who has no business being mentioned for any position in government (Fiorina), a governor who has his own issues with poisoned water (Kasich), and Haley, who’s in the mix mostly to try and balance out a demographic mismatch.

Talk about your low-hanging fruit.

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:23:03pm

re: #228 HappyWarrior

The GOP is intent on making Cleveland look like the Red Wedding was child’s play.

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whitebeach  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:23:08pm

re: #90 Brian J.

Honestly, what the hell is the matter with Kansas? Cruz has a majority of the vote in their caucuses.

Well, you and I are from Louisiana, so I’m not sure we have much room to knock Kansans for their politics. Their taste-free food, lifeless music, and generally lame notion of fun, sure. And the godawful constant wind. But outside of all that, they seem pretty much like our own confederacy of dunces.

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:23:54pm

re: #188 Charles Johnson

Depends on who Trump!™ is aiming the message at.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:24:08pm

heh

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:25:22pm

re: #231 whitebeach

Well, you and I are from Louisiana, so I’m not sure we have much room to knock Kansans for their politics. Their taste-free food, lifeless music, and generally lame notion of fun, sure. And the godawful constant wind. But outside of all that, they seem pretty much like our own confederacy of dunces.

We did just elect a sane governor. We voted for Bill Clinton twice. We smacked down David Duke. We had Huey Long long ago. That gives us a good lead on them, I think.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:25:36pm

I love you internet: These Photoshops of ‘Little Marco’ In a Giant Chair Are Getting Brutal

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:25:38pm

re: #230 lawhawk

The GOP is intent on making Cleveland look like the Red Wedding was child’s play.

And as Roose Bolton Rience Priebus delivers the coup de grace, he says, “Jaime Lannister Mitt Romney sends his regards.”

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:25:42pm

re: #233 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

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Reminds me of Mr. Burns rejecting Joe DiMaggio for being too ethnic.

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MsJ  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:26:13pm

re: #228 HappyWarrior

Agreed. Make Cleveland red again!

Be careful what you ask for. Are they (the GOP) going to allow guns at the convention like last time?

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:26:31pm

re: #238 MsJ

Be careful what you ask for. Are they (the GOP) going to allow guns at the convention like last time?

I meant red with rage not blood.

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bratwurst  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:26:39pm

This could get interesting:

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MsJ  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:27:42pm

re: #239 HappyWarrior

I meant red with rage not blood.

Sorry, I know what you meant. I was making a statement that wound up looking like I meant you. I didn’t. Sorry!

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Shiplord Kirel  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:27:47pm

Daughter is very excited about participating in her first caucus (she has always voted in primary states before). She sent along these images:

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:28:06pm

re: #240 bratwurst

This could get interesting:

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If Kasich takes Michigan and Ohio (in addition to Cruz’s potential wins today), it will almost certainly be a brokered convention.

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:28:40pm

re: #239 HappyWarrior

One often follows the other.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:29:00pm

re: #239 HappyWarrior

I meant red with rage not blood.

A man can dream….

It would certainly shut up the ‘An Armed Society Is A Polite Society’ morons, at least for a bit.

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Reality Based Steve  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:29:54pm

NYT had a good piece in the paper this morning, the GOP effort to subvert Trump and get the party faithful back in line isn’t going over at all well. Even people who are marginal on Trump are upset about being told to not support him.

Ah, the joys of wingnut self-immolation. I’ve got marshmallows.

RBS

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:30:01pm

Boone County is right across the river from Cincinnati.
Pretty sure folks there didn’t want to spend their Saturday waiting in a line for hours outside in the rain.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:30:04pm

re: #241 MsJ

Sorry, I know what you meant. I was making a statement that wound up looking like I meant you. I didn’t. Sorry!

No sweat.

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lawhawk  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:30:35pm
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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:31:13pm

re: #231 whitebeach

Well, you and I are from Louisiana, so I’m not sure we have much room to knock Kansans for their politics. Their taste-free food, lifeless music, and generally lame notion of fun, sure. And the godawful constant wind. But outside of all that, they seem pretty much like our own confederacy of dunces.

The word ‘kansas’ means ‘southwest wind’. I found that out after I rode into that wind for three weeks on a bicycle.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:31:40pm

re: #249 lawhawk

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Right, hopefully Cruz emerging will get people knowing that he’s as bad and in some ways worse than Trump.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:32:06pm
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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:32:40pm

re: #251 HappyWarrior

Right, hopefully Cruz emerging will get people knowing that he’s as bad and in some ways worse than Trump.

Which leads to what? Kasichmentum? Somebody unsuspending his campaign? Mitt Romney throwing up in the bullpen?

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:34:30pm

re: #253 Brian J.

Which leads to what? Kasichmentum? Somebody unsuspending his campaign? Mitt Romney throwing up in the bullpen?

Oh my apologies I meant for non-Republican voters. Sorry. Kasichmentum and the thought of Romney warming up with “put me in Reince, I’m ready to play” in his eyes amuses me.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:35:39pm

re: #253 Brian J.

Which leads to what? Kasichmentum? Somebody unsuspending his campaign? Mitt Romney throwing up in the bullpen?

You know, if the Republican Party ends up losing the Presidency and the Senate, while burning itself to the ground in an orgy of intra-party strife, just to prevent the nomination of Donald Trump, I believe it will have been totally worth it.

Of course, I’m a Democrat…..

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:36:33pm

CNN finally calls Kansas for Cruz.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:37:44pm

re: #256 Brian J.

CNN finally calls Kansas for Cruz.

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MsJ  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:37:47pm

re: #255 Blind Frog Belly White

You know, if the Republican Party ends up losing the Presidency and the Senate, while burning itself to the ground in an orgy of intra-party strife, just to prevent the nomination of Donald Trump, I believe it will have been totally worth it.

Of course, I’m a Democrat…..

It’s needs to be nuked. Not just burned to the ground. The GOP needs to die the final death they deserve. Let the fringe go back to the fringes.

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Reality Based Steve  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:38:36pm

re: #250 wrenchwench

The word ‘kansas’ means ‘southwest wind’. I found that out after I rode into that wind for three weeks on a bicycle.

But at the end of the day you could have a 3.2% beer at the bar. (at least when I lived there in the 70’s)

RBS

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:39:12pm

re: #256 Brian J.

CNN finally calls Kansas for Cruz.

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bratwurst  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:41:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:41:50pm

tee hee

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:41:55pm

re: #188 Charles Johnson

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Their hands are raised as if to ask a question. It’s pretty clearly not a Nazi salute.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:42:38pm

re: #261 bratwurst

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WTF. So much wrong with that.

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MsJ  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:42:48pm

re: #263 Dark_Falcon

Their hands are raised as if to ask a question. It’s pretty clearly not a Nazi salute.

That’s not what they were doing. Did you read about it?

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EmmaAnne  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:42:56pm

re: #176 ObserverArt

Heh, just saw mail pop through my slot. Got a letter from some guy named William J. Clinton with a return address of New York NY.

Maybe he’s reminding me that we share birth dates. But, it appears he wants me to stand with someone.

Bill wrote me a letter too. :-)

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:43:00pm

re: #263 Dark_Falcon

Their hands are raised as if to ask a question. It’s pretty clearly not a Nazi salute.

Again you’re being literal. It’s the optics. The way it looks.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:43:01pm

re: #263 Dark_Falcon

Their hands are raised as if to ask a question. It’s pretty clearly not a Nazi salute.

keep telling yourself that…

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:43:33pm

re: #265 MsJ

That’s not what they were doing. Did you read about it?

This is why the Bellamy salute went out of fashion in the 1940s.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:43:42pm

re: #260 Dr. Matt

#TedCruz wins Kansas. Americans respond by googling, “Where is Kansas?”

It’s wedged in between “Oh, my God, I’d pay real money to see even a small hill!” and “Jesus Christ, this is the most boring state I’ve ever driven through!”

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Targetpractice  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:43:43pm

re: #263 Dark_Falcon

Their hands are raised as if to ask a question. It’s pretty clearly not a Nazi salute.

Aren’t you a guy who regularly argues the optics of a bad decision, excusing shitty moves by calling them “good politics”?

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bratwurst  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:44:06pm

re: #263 Dark_Falcon

Their hands are raised as if to ask a question. It’s pretty clearly not a Nazi salute.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:44:17pm

re: #262 Backwoods_Sleuth

tee hee

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THAT’S the definition of trolling.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:44:19pm

re: #263 Dark_Falcon

Their hands are raised as if to ask a question. It’s pretty clearly not a Nazi salute.

They raised their hands in response to a request to take an oath. Look at Trump’s arm.
The GOP belongs to them.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:44:47pm

re: #269 Brian J.

This is why the Bellamy salute went out of fashion in the 1940s.

Likewise why the toothbrush mustache which is goofy looking anyhow went out of fashion too.

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MsJ  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:44:50pm

re: #267 HappyWarrior

Again you’re being literal. It’s the optics. The way it looks.

Optics and they were pledging to vote for Trump. It wasn’t just optics that made it too close for comfort.

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Nojay UK  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:44:56pm

re: #274 Decatur Deb

The GOP belongs to them.

But tomorrow belongs to me.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:45:19pm

re: #276 MsJ

Optics and they were pledging to vote for Trump. It wasn’t just optics that made it too close for comfort.

True that.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:47:03pm

re: #263 Dark_Falcon

Their hands are raised as if to ask a question. It’s pretty clearly not a Nazi salute.

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Testy Toad T  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:47:48pm

Nothing conclusive, but go stand in your bathroom and stick your arm straight up and then at a Hitlerian angle five or ten times, and see how your shirt folds and drapes across the shoulder, and note especially how when the arm is forward, the shirt is pulled taut across the shoulder.

Compare and contrast with the gray-shirted fellow in the middle of the picture.

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stpaulbear  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:47:52pm

re: #255 Blind Frog Belly White

You know, if the Republican Party ends up losing the Presidency and the Senate, while burning itself to the ground in an orgy of intra-party strife, just to prevent the nomination of Donald Trump, I believe it will have been totally worth it.

Of course, I’m a Democrat…..

I just wanted to see this comment repeated. :)

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gocart mozart  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:49:15pm

So, this happened.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:49:27pm
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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:50:23pm

Trump is still the least of 4 dangers.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:50:37pm

re: #283 Charles Johnson

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Yes, yes he is. I’m sure Bobby Jindal thinks he’s Obama’s fault too.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:51:03pm

re: #284 Decatur Deb

Trump is still the least of 4 dangers.

25/25/25/25 IMO.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:51:28pm

re: #285 HappyWarrior

Yes, yes he is. I’m sure Bobby Jindal thinks he’s Obama’s fault too.

Remember when Jindal said Republicans had to stop being ‘the Party of Stupid’?

Good times.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:51:42pm

Ted Cruz is giving his victory lap speech right now and he sounds like a charlatan preacher.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:51:57pm

i think none of them will make 1237 before the convention

but cruz will be harder to stop

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:51:57pm

re: #287 Blind Frog Belly White

Remember when Jindal said Republicans had to stop being ‘the Party of Stupid’?

Good times.

Haha yeah that was a good laugh.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:52:07pm

re: #265 MsJ

That’s not what they were doing. Did you read about it?

No, I didn’t have time to read it.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:52:11pm

re: #288 Dr. Matt

Ted Cruz is giving his victory lap speech right now and he sounds like a charlatan preacher.

sounds like?

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:52:34pm

re: #287 Blind Frog Belly White

Remember when Jindal said Republicans had to stop being ‘the Party of Stupid’?

Good times.

Silly us, he meant that they had to become “The Party of Extremely Stupid And Vulgar.”

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:53:01pm

re: #286 HappyWarrior

25/25/25/25 IMO.

realclearpolitics.com

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:53:02pm

Okay, so I know Joe Walsh (no, not THAT asshole) doesn’t get much love, but right now I’m listening to his solo on Warren Zevon’s ”Rub Me Raw”, and just lovin’ it.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:53:12pm

Chucky’s feels are damaged.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:53:51pm

re: #294 Decatur Deb

realclearpolitics.com

Ah that. I thought oyu meant as damage to the country they could inflict. Yes, Trump is easily the least electable of the four.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:54:28pm

re: #293 Brian J.

Silly us, he meant that they had to become “The Party of Extremely Stupid And Vulgar.”

The party of dick bragging contests.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:55:24pm

re: #298 HappyWarrior

The party of dick bragging contests.

Frat Party.

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stpaulbear  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:55:36pm

re: #289 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

i think none of them will make 1237 before the convention

but cruz will be harder to stop

Cruz will be at least as bad as Trump in the general election. He really is incredibly unlikable.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:56:05pm

re: #299 Decatur Deb

Frat Party.

Oh no, I’ve been to frat parties, frat parties are places of drinking and some fun, this is a debauchery that also happens to include John Kasich.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:56:20pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:56:55pm

re: #300 stpaulbear

Cruz will be at least as bad as Trump in the general election. He really is incredibly unlikable.

He really is. I suspect he polls a little better because he hasn’t become as well known as Trump yet but once voters get to know Teabag Ted.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:57:18pm

re: #296 Charles Johnson

Chucky’s feels are damaged.

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It’s not the fault of Mr. Adams that Chuckles gives credibility to the idea of gingers not having a soul.

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whitebeach  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:58:13pm

re: #250 wrenchwench

The word ‘kansas’ means ‘southwest wind’. I found that out after I rode into that wind for three weeks on a bicycle.

Didn’t know that about the name. The real question, though, is whether you were ahead of your starting point or behind it after three weeks into the wind.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:59:27pm

re: #300 stpaulbear

Cruz will be at least as bad as Trump in the general election. He really is incredibly unlikable.

what dont like re cruz vs trump is that cruz sells Reagan Classic. trump at least tells them that theyve been getting screwed

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 2:59:39pm

For distribution and future use:

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:01:31pm

re: #306 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

what dont like re cruz vs trump is that cruz sells Reagan Classic. trump at least tells them that theyve been getting screwed

True but Cruz doesn’t have the kind Grandpa Ronnie thing going, he has the I look like a vampire thing going.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:02:10pm

re: #303 HappyWarrior

He really is. I suspect he polls a little better because he hasn’t become as well known as Trump yet but once voters get to know Teabag Ted.

Why do people hate Ted Cruz on sight? Saves time.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:03:06pm

re: #309 Schroedinger’s Dog

Why do people hate Ted Cruz on sight? Saves time.

I once met a man who said Ted Cruz was likable and I asked him how did know it was Ted Cruz since he was deaf.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:03:32pm

And man Cruz’s voice may be even be more obnoxious than Trump. It’s so fucking whiny.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:04:24pm

re: #308 HappyWarrior

True but Cruz doesn’t have the kind Grandpa Ronnie thing going, he has the I look like a vampire thing going.

And not this vampire thing:

(Great movie shot in Da Burg.)

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Schroedinger's Dog  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:04:25pm

re: #308 HappyWarrior

True but Cruz doesn’t have the kind Grandpa Ronnie thing going, he has the I look like a vampire thing going.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:05:33pm

re: #313 Schroedinger’s Dog

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My Dad said today that he reminded him of the count from Sesame Street. He also resembles in and acts politically like Joseph McCarthy without the excuse of being a drunk.

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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:06:35pm

re: #259 Reality Based Steve

But at the end of the day you could have a 3.2% beer at the bar. (at least when I lived there in the 70’s)

RBS

One day in Kansas, we were passed several times, in both directions, by a UPS truck. When the driver got off work, he grabbed an ice chest with some beer and stuff, and met us on the road in his pickup. We had run out of water on a hot day. I drank a beer (not any 3.2 either) very fast and got a tremendous headache. But loved it.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:07:04pm

re: #308 HappyWarrior

True but Cruz doesn’t have the kind Grandpa Ronnie thing going, he has the I look like a vampire thing going.

Cruz looks like $24 billion lost from our economy to pay for his ego.
swampland.time.com

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:07:30pm

re: #307 Dr. Matt

For distribution and future use:

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I have to say the lack of uniforms is is telling in the case of the Trumpkins as is the lesser average level of physical fitness. Then again, they are older than the Hitlerjugend.

/I know, I know. But my eyes focus on the things they focus on. And I thinking about Donald Trump as head of state is rather painful for me.

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stpaulbear  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:07:56pm

Bummer. My CD player got stuck in Chicago for the weekend. I want my new toy!

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:08:21pm

re: #316 jaunte

Cruz looks like $24 billion lost from our economy to pay for his ego.
swampland.time.com

Agh like I needed another reason to loathe that asshole.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:08:35pm

re: #308 HappyWarrior

True but Cruz doesn’t have the kind Grandpa Ronnie thing going, he has the I look like a vampire thing going.

but if the general matchup polls mean anything this early, he does better against hillary than trump

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Schroedinger's Dog  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:09:10pm

re: #314 HappyWarrior

My Dad said today that he reminded him of the count from Sesame Street. He also resembles in and acts politically like Joseph McCarthy without the excuse of being a drunk.

Or was it this guy?

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:09:12pm

re: #320 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

but if the general matchup polls mean anything this early, he does better against hillary than trump

That’s scary.

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:09:23pm

re: #313 Schroedinger’s Dog

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Eh, cut Al Lewis a break. He was a liberal, after all. Don’t be so eager to barrage Ted Cruz that you cause a blue-on-blue.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:09:28pm

re: #321 Schroedinger’s Dog

Or was it this guy?

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Or this guy?

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:09:38pm

re: #321 Schroedinger’s Dog

Or was it this guy?

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Looks like him too.

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stpaulbear  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:09:55pm

re: #316 jaunte

Cruz looks like $24 billion lost from our economy to pay for his ego.

100 updings

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Schroedinger's Dog  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:10:00pm

re: #325 HappyWarrior

Looks like him too.

or this guy?

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thedopefishlives  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:10:01pm

re: #318 stpaulbear

Bummer. My CD player got stuck in Chicago for the weekend. I want my new toy!

xkcd.com

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:10:39pm

re: #320 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

but if the general matchup polls mean anything this early, he does better against hillary than trump

Historically they don’t mean much, and honestly I consider Trump to be more dangerous.

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Schroedinger's Dog  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:10:46pm

re: #327 Schroedinger’s Dog

or this guy?

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There’s a picture of him that looks a lot like Mr Bean, but I couldn’t find a picture of them side by side and I don’t have time to dick around with GIMP

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Dr. Matt  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:10:58pm

re: #317 Dark_Falcon

Uniforms aren’t required.

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BeachDem  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:11:06pm

re: #254 HappyWarrior

Oh my apologies I meant for non-Republican voters. Sorry. Kasichmentum and the thought of Romney warming up with “put me in Reince, I’m ready to play” in his eyes amuses me.

Never a bad time for:

John Fogerty - Centerfield

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:11:14pm

re: #320 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

but if the general matchup polls mean anything this early, he does better against hillary than trump

Given that Cruz and Hillary are both lawyers, I’d like for them to have one debate that wasn’t a talking point fest. It would be about questions of law and how they interpret the Constitution. I know it will never happen, but it would be enlightening.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:11:33pm

re: #320 dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸

but if the general matchup polls mean anything this early, he does better against hillary than trump

I cited the RCP rollup above, but don’t endorse it:

1. Early
2. Mostly RV, not yet LV
3. RCP.

It’s wrong, but it’s probably proportionally wrong.

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plansbandc  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:11:44pm

Apologies in advance…

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:11:52pm

re: #327 Schroedinger’s Dog

or this guy?

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Not only looks like him but acts like him. So probably better than Al Lewis who as DF noted was a staunch liberal and from all I know a decent guy.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:11:53pm

re: #331 Dr. Matt

Embedded Image

Uniforms aren’t required.

“I hate Illinois Nazis.”

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:11:54pm

re: #331 Dr. Matt

[Embedded content]

Uniforms aren’t required.

I Hate Ragtag Nazis!

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:12:27pm

re: #332 BeachDem

Never a bad time for:

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I’m actually writing a short story about a major league debut. About halfway through.

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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:13:35pm

re: #305 whitebeach

Didn’t know that about the name. The real question, though, is whether you were ahead of your starting point or behind it after three weeks into the wind.

Northeast corner to southwest corner. In at St. Joseph, out after Elkhart. Got our photo taken for the paper in Elkhart.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:14:56pm

re: #339 HappyWarrior

I’m actually writing a short story about a major league debut. About halfway through.

“That winter, Alice Toklas, Picasso, and myself took a villa in the south of France. I was then working on what I felt was a major American novel but the print was too small and I couldn’t get through it.” - Woody Allen, A Twenties Memory

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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:16:25pm

re: #341 Blind Frog Belly White

“That winter, Alice Toklas, Picasso, and myself took a villa in the south of France. I was then working on what I felt was a major American novel but the print was too small and I couldn’t get through it.” - Woody Allen, A Twenties Memory

Heh. I actually rather like short stories. I prefer reading them to novels. I’ve read some good ones for this course.

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jc717  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:18:34pm

re: #288 Dr. Matt

Ted Cruz is giving his victory lap speech right now and he sounds like a charlatan preacher.

Hey now, why are you insulting charlatan preachers?

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Dark_Falcon  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:19:45pm

But I wouldn’t try to drive through a rally where Donald Trump is speaking. A 1972 Monte Carlo is not likely to fare well when a Secret Service GMC Suburban rams into it.

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BeachDem  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:20:30pm

re: #288 Dr. Matt

Ted Cruz is giving his victory lap speech right now and he sounds like IS a charlatan preacher.

FIFY

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Schroedinger's Dog  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:20:43pm

re: #342 HappyWarrior

Heh. I actually rather like short stories. I prefer reading them to novels. I’ve read some good ones for this course.

Me too. I’m very fond of horror and I think it shines best in the short story form. Too often, you just can’t sustain the sense of dread over more than 30 or 40 pages. In a lot of ways the best horror stories are the shortest. The shortest being
“The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. But not for long”

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Schroedinger's Dog  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:21:17pm

re: #343 jc717

Hey now, why are you insulting charlatan preachers?

He reminds me of Robert Tilton

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:22:25pm

re: #344 Dark_Falcon

But I wouldn’t try to drive through a rally where Donald Trump is speaking. A 1972 Monte Carlo is not likely to fare well when a Secret Service GMC Suburban rams into it.

Given the expanse of empty space under the enormous hood, the Monte Carlo can probably take a lot of hits before being seriously compromised.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:23:16pm

re: #346 Schroedinger’s Dog

Me too. I’m very fond of horror and I think it shines best in the short story form. Too often, you just can’t sustain the sense of dread over more than 30 or 40 pages. In a lot of ways the best horror stories are the shortest. The shortest being
“The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. But not for long”

Larry Niven’s shortest short story: “There are some things man was not meant to know.”

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jc717  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:24:22pm

I’m glad that Cruz is so unlikable and unlikely to get elected. A Cruz presidency scares me a hell of a lot more than a Trump presidency.

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Testy Toad T  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:27:38pm

I can’t believe Trump got schlonged so bad in Kansas.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:28:49pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:28:58pm

re: #346 Schroedinger’s Dog

Me too. I’m very fond of horror and I think it shines best in the short story form. Too often, you just can’t sustain the sense of dread over more than 30 or 40 pages. In a lot of ways the best horror stories are the shortest. The shortest being
“The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. But not for long”

Yeah that’s very true about the horror genre. I like the challenge s short story offers.

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wrenchwench  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:29:51pm

Except on a bike. Going from southwest to northeast.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:30:39pm

Glenn discovers that “Sense of Humor” is not a requirement on the Secret Service Protective Detail job application:

Glenn Beck Under Investigation For Alleged Threat Against Trump

dfw.cbslocal.com

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:31:59pm
Imagine all human beings swept off the face of the earth, excepting one man. Imagine this man in some vast city, Tripoli or Paris. Imagine him on the third or fourth day of his solitude sitting in a house and hearing a ring at the door-bell!
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TedStriker  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:34:15pm

re: #335 plansbandc

Apologies in advance…

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*vomits*

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:35:35pm

re: #355 Decatur Deb

Glenn Beck discovers that “Sense of Humor” is not a requirement on the Secret Service Protective Detail job application:

Glenn Beck Under Investigation For Alleged Threat Against Trump

dfw.cbslocal.com

Those senses of humor are kept in the same warehouse where they store those for airport security personnel/ the TSA. Which is probably as it should be,

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:38:27pm

re: #355 Decatur Deb

Glenn Beck discovers that “Sense of Humor” is not a requirement on the Secret Service Protective Detail job application:

Glenn Beck Under Investigation For Alleged Threat Against Trump

dfw.cbslocal.com

Can you deport Beck back to Kolob?

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blueraven  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:39:02pm

So if Cruz wins Kansas and perhaps Maine…how many delegates can he actually win?

Polls have Trump ahead in LA. Might he still win the day with delegates? And can Cruz catch up overall?

Truth be told, I think I would like to see Trump win the GOP nomination, just at the time many voters are turning against him. He could go into general election very weak and beat up. He has to fall at some point. Maybe the GOP has stepped up in the nick of time to stop him, but I hope it is too late.

Also, I don’t want to see Cruz anywhere near the White House. He is next to a freakin Theocrat. He makes me physically ill.

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Nyet  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:40:16pm

Polls indicate that Hillary would beat Trump easily, not so much with Cruz. So Trump may be a safer choice in a way.

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:42:40pm

re: #360 blueraven

So if Cruz wins Kansas and perhaps Maine…how many delegates can he actually win?

Polls have Trump ahead in LA. Might he still win the day with delegates? And can Cruz catch up overall?

Truth be told, I think I would like to see Trump win the GOP nomination, just at the time many voters are turning against him. He could go into general election very weak and beat up. He has to fall at some point. Maybe the GOP has stepped up in the nick of time to stop him, but I hope it is too late.

Also, I don’t want to see Cruz anywhere near the White House. He is next to a freakin Theocrat. He makes me physically ill.

The best guess for Kansas delegates right now, according to The Green Papers, is Cruz 26, Trump 11, Rubio 3, Kasich 0. There are 46 delegates each available in Louisiana and Kentucky, and 23 in Maine. Maine’s delegates are proportional (10% threshold) as are Kentucky’s (5% threshold). Louisiana has a 20% threshold for statewide delegates and proportional delegates in each Congressional district.

Bottom line- I think Cruz is likely to win more delegates today than Trump, but that’s not certain.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:43:18pm

re: #361 Nyet

All the attention is on Trump. When and if the tide turns and the media is fawning over Cruz, he will fair worse than Don.

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blueraven  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:44:38pm

re: #362 Brian J.

The best guess for Kansas delegates right now, according to The Green Papers, is Cruz 26, Trump 11, Rubio 3, Kasich 0. There are 46 delegates each available in Louisiana and Kentucky, and 23 in Maine. Maine’s delegates are proportional (10% threshold) as are Kentucky’s (5% threshold). Louisiana has a 20% threshold for statewide delegates and proportional delegates in each Congressional district.

Bottom line- I think Cruz is likely to win more delegates today than Trump, but that’s not certain.

Thanks for doing the math! (not my strong suit!)

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Testy Toad T  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:44:58pm

re: #360 blueraven

Truth be told, I think I would like to see Trump win the GOP nomination, just at the time many voters are turning against him. He could go into general election very weak and beat up. He has to fall at some point. Maybe the GOP has stepped up in the nick of time to stop him, but I hope it is too late.

I think the GOP’s collapse will be more rapid and complete, along with the rise of a quasi-sensible right-of-center party, if Trump wins.

I don’t want a capital-D Democratic monoculture running the country in perpetuity, so that’s good in my book.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:45:15pm

re: #361 Nyet

Polls indicate that Hillary would beat Trump easily, not so much with Cruz. So Trump may be a safer choice in a way.

Yup. And if he were to win, his administration would be so chaotic that the actual harm he could do would likely be less. Kasich might still be the scariest.

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Reality Based Steve  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:45:44pm

re: #362 Brian J.

The best guess for Kansas delegates right now, according to The Green Papers, is Cruz 26, Trump 11, Rubio 3, Kasich 0. There are 46 delegates each available in Louisiana and Kentucky, and 23 in Maine. Maine’s delegates are proportional (10% threshold) as are Kentucky’s (5% threshold). Louisiana has a 20% threshold for statewide delegates and proportional delegates in each Congressional district.

Bottom line- I think Cruz is likely to win more delegates today than Trump, but that’s not certain.

IIRC all of the events today are closed, so what we are seeing is what registered Republicans are feeling. Perhaps Trump is banking on winning enough in the open primary / caucus states, or maybe he’s on a downward trend. I wonder if the GOP actions of “anybody but Trump” has factored into this. NYT had a good piece on it today.

RBS

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ObserverArt  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:48:10pm

re: #263 Dark_Falcon

Their hands are raised as if to ask a question. It’s pretty clearly not a Nazi salute.

Maybe yeah, I can see that. They’re all asking WTF am I doing following this dolt? But they will follow anyway. TRUMP will eliminate all their problems no matter what he does to those they are bot concerned with.

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jaunte  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:48:54pm

re: #368 ObserverArt

Trump has what plants crave.

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Brian J.  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:49:38pm

re: #367 Reality Based Steve

IIRC all of the events today are closed, so what we are seeing is what registered Republicans are feeling. Perhaps Trump is banking on winning enough in the open primary / caucus states, or maybe he’s on a downward trend. I wonder if the GOP actions of “anybody but Trump” has factored into this. NYT had a good piece on it today.

RBS

You are correct, all of today’s GOP events are closed. He may be on a downward trend, but all of his opponents have serious flaws as well that will limit how far he’ll fall.

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blueraven  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:50:19pm

re: #367 Reality Based Steve

IIRC all of the events today are closed, so what we are seeing is what registered Republicans are feeling. Perhaps Trump is banking on winning enough in the open primary / caucus states, or maybe he’s on a downward trend. I wonder if the GOP actions of “anybody but Trump” has factored into this. NYT had a good piece on it today.

RBS

I think the awful debate performances are starting to hit home to sane GOP voters. The man is an idiot and a fraud.

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Reality Based Steve  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:50:33pm

Off Topic, but for the Musicians / Lawyers Lizards. HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?????

URGENT WARNING: SONGWRITERS BEWARE OF NBC/UNIVERSAL’S SONGLAND SUBMISSION FORM
Mar 4, 201655,656 views36 Likes33 CommentsShare on LinkedInShare on FacebookShare on Twitter
Several clients of mine have brought this to my attention, so I thought I would address it here.

The NBC/Universal submission agreement for the “Songland” TV show states that NBC will own all rights to use and exploit all of your songs involved in the show including the songs you submit in the initial application. You would also purportedly be giving up your song even if you do not get selected to be on the Songland TV show (so whatever songs you use to audition would arguably become theirs to use and exploit even if they do not choose you). It also states that you waive your rights to claim any royalties from the songs whatsoever. On top of that, it states that you waive your right to sue NBC Songland (e.g., in case you didn’t read the contract upon signing).

More at linkedin.com

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stpaulbear  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:51:33pm

re: #365 Testy Toad T

…I don’t want a capital-D Democratic monoculture running the country in perpetuity, so that’s good in my book.

You’re kind of ignoring that if even one portion of government is republican, the whole thing comes to a standstill. They refuse to do their jobs. If we have a republican monoculture now or after the next election, they do a shitload of evil.

I think that a period of democratic monoculture would do a world of good, myself.

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jc717  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:52:58pm

The fact that Trump is under-performing in closed primary states gives some credence to the idea that he’s pulling support from Democrats and Independents. I doubt that large numbers of them are voting for him just for the lulz, which leads me to believe that Trump would be dangerous in the general election.

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Reality Based Steve  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:54:35pm

re: #374 jc717

The fact that Trump is under-performing in closed primary states gives some credence to the idea that he’s pulling support from Democrats and Independents. I doubt that large numbers of them are voting for him just for the lulz, which leads me to believe that Trump would be dangerous in the general election.

That’s something that was starting to percolate in my brain also. I think that the Dem party also realizes now that he’s possibly the biggest threat they face.

RBS

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 3:55:48pm

my congresscritter is an asshole, just like his mentor:

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Decatur Deb  Mar 5, 2016 • 4:00:15pm

Off to dinner with guests. One gluten-free, one vegetarian (this week) and one who craves Mexican. BBL if I can make bail.

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Belafon  Mar 5, 2016 • 4:01:22pm

re: #365 Testy Toad T

I think the GOP’s collapse will be more rapid and complete, along with the rise of a quasi-sensible right-of-center party, if Trump wins.

I don’t want a capital-D Democratic monoculture running the country in perpetuity, so that’s good in my book.

Let me know when you see a capital-D Democratic monoculture.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 5, 2016 • 4:04:38pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 5, 2016 • 4:16:24pm

re: #317 Dark_Falcon

I have to say the lack of uniforms is is telling in the case of the Trumpkins as is the lesser average level of physical fitness. Then again, they are older than the Hitlerjugend.

/I know, I know. But my eyes focus on the things they focus on. And I thinking about Donald Trump as head of state is rather painful for me.

Try thinking about Donald Trump as the Republican front runner, and on the reasons for that.

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sagehen  Mar 5, 2016 • 5:15:12pm

re: #349 Blind Frog Belly White

Larry Niven’s shortest short story: “There are some things man was not meant to know.”

An even shorter story, and very sad:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
(possibly by Ernest Hemingway)

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Sherlock Hound  Mar 5, 2016 • 5:54:19pm

re: #314 HappyWarrior

HEY! I love The Count! He’s no Cruz! “One, Two, Three, Delegates…”


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