GOP Clown Car Town Hall, March 29, 2016, Thread 1
I am filled with a sense of deep weariness and disgust as I contemplate tonight’s CNN GOP Town Hall meeting. My brain feels covered with a sticky layer of noxious mud and my eyes begin to droop. I yawn. They’re all such horrible people that it drains my energy to even think about them, as if I were the victim of a psychic vampire.
But still, I must summon my reserves and carry on. After all, there’s still hope. Hope that Donald Trump and Ted Cruz may launch themselves at each other and finally get into that apocalyptic fist fight we know America wants to see. And after all, isn’t this about what America wants?
So here’s our first thread for this dreadful mess.