Joe Sonka reports tonight that Donald Trump is being sued by three protesters who were assaulted by his supporters at his rally in Louisville, Kentucky.
Glorious. pic.twitter.com/l65GVtCkTh
— Joe Sonka (@joesonka) April 1, 2016
Here’s the introduction to the Trump lawsuit: pic.twitter.com/zDhZBZ4vY6
— Joe Sonka (@joesonka) April 1, 2016
I WILL SUE THEM ALL BACK!!! AND I AM WINNING!!!1!!!!
THEY SUED ME FIRST, AND THEY ARE A BUNCH OF LOSER POOPYHEADS, OK? VERY, VERY MEAN, NOT NICE POOPYHEADS. TRUST ME, I WILL SUE THEM TO DEATH AND I WILL WIN!!!1
Next he’ll propose making suing him a crime and his moronic horde will cheer.
re: #1 The Vicious Babushka
What font is that? Did I miss a new feature?
re: #4 thedopefishlives
What font is that? Did I miss a new feature?
Format tags [ large ] [ color goldenrod ] — remove the spaces
re: #5 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate
Format tags [ large ] [ color goldenrod ] — remove the spaces
Needs a shortcut. [ furby ] ought to do it.
re: #4 thedopefishlives
What font is that? Did I miss a new feature?
Trump font, which I created from available LGF formatting options:
<&strong*> [*wingnut*] [*large*] [*color Goldenrod*]YOUR TEXT HERE [*/color*][*/large*] [*/wingnut*]</strong>
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@CryBabyPrize @observer she will never win! 43 states we can write in #BernieSanders pic.twitter.com/ZzY6IXNTV3
— Leslie Conlon (@ConlonLeslie) March 30, 2016
It worked for President Nader back in 2000 and look at how things turned out then! https://t.co/2B7Mzg1vM9
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) April 1, 2016
Breaking out the good stuff for a celebratory moment here at the 3 lizard lair.
So. Since Hillary shouldn’t be allowed to run because the FBI is “investigating” her, the same should hold true for Trump since he’s dealing with IRS audits, and yet another lawsuit, right? Yeah. Didn’t think so.
re: #7 The Vicious Babushka
Trump font, which I created from available LGF formatting options:
[*wingnut*] [*large*]YOUR TEXT HERE[*color Goldenrod*] YOUR TEXT HERE [*/color*][*/large*] [*/wingnut*](Remove *)
Fixed
re: #8 Kragar
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I’m so sick of their selfish goddamn attitude because they’ll turn on Bernie the minute he’s forced to compromise. It’s all about this bullshit idea they have that the Democratic party is supposed to kiss their asses.
re: #10 GlutenFreeJesus
Easy or ya gonna rouse the Berniebots.
Also include the bold font tag <strong></strong>
re: #8 Kragar
At (or past) the point where BernieBros=RWNJ
re: #7 The Vicious Babushka
Trump font, which I created from available LGF formatting options:
<strong> [*wingnut*] [*large*] YOUR TEXT HERE [*color Goldenrod*] [*/color*][*/large*] [*/wingnut*]</strong>(Remove *)
Ah, if it’s meant to be a Drumpf font, perhaps the shortcut should be [ yuuuge ].
re: #13 Great White Snark
Bring ‘em on. :)
re: #8 Kragar
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Forget it, those schmucks aren’t Democrats, they’re Republican sock puppets as far as i’m concerned - certainly if they’re willing to risk a GOP victory and see pretty much all the rights they claim to be beholden to effectively annihilated…
North Korea has added China to its enemies list, and threatened it with a “nuclear storm,” because China agreed to UN sanctions against the DPRK for its nuclear program.
The document was reportedly distributed and read aloud throughout North Korea by provincial Party secretaries overseeing provincial Party committee meetings. An approximate translation of the title of the document is, “All Party members and workers must join in soundly crushing China’s pressuring schemes with the force of a nuclear storm for its betrayal of socialism.”
The document goes on to explain that China has “been an eager participant” in the sanctions because it is “worried that its status of dominance in Northeast Asia will be challenged,” adding that these actions call for active resistance against Beijing’s anti-North plot.
….
“We must no longer go easy on the Chinese and instead deal with them equally in order to change their attitude of taking us lightly,” another part reads. The document then orders members to “unite more firmly around Marshal Kim Jong Un and fight to the very end for final victory in our Juche revolutionary feat, even if graver hardships and difficulties blow this way.”
Sorry to go so off topic so soon, but OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
Milo’s articles written by interns
A leading voice of the new “alt-right,” breitbart.com tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos, does not write many of the articles that appear under his byline on the conservative news site, two sources who have worked directly with him told BuzzFeed News.
These sources — a former intern and someone who has worked with Yiannopoulos for years both in and outside of the Breitbart News Network — as well as a video taken from a private chat offer a glimpse behind the curtain of one of a new movement’s leading provocateurs. The sources also suggest that much of the commentator’s work is written by a bevy of mostly unpaid personal interns.
Yiannopoulos confirmed in an interview with BuzzFeed News that he has “about 44” interns — “a mix of paid and unpaid” — writing and conducting research for him. But he denied that other people write stories for him start to finish.
re: #20 mr.fusion
Sorry to go so off topic so soon, but OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
He has that many interns?!?!?
re: #19 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate
North Korea has added China to its enemies list, and threatened it with a “nuclear storm,” because China agreed to UN sanctions against the DPRK for its nuclear program.
The edge of the cliff is their enemy and they will charge the enemy until victory!
re: #8 Kragar
@ConlonLeslie @CryBabyPrize @observer god the delusion is strong. You expect Bernie to win - as a write in - states he never won? Riiiiiight
— MsJoanne (@MsJoanne) April 1, 2016
re: #20 mr.fusion
Explains why he has so much time to fart around on Twitter.
Speaking of Twitter:
*Attenborough voice* and here, we see a baby #Porsche, drinking water while the rest of herd keep watch. pic.twitter.com/olHcWUjLSJ
— Dr. Spits (@CallMeSpits) March 30, 2016
@CallMeSpits oh, the indignation of doing a half decent tweet then leaving out an article for a collective noun. pic.twitter.com/h9J0QYu9vA
— Dr. Spits (@CallMeSpits) March 30, 2016
Lying liar says what?
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump now says his contentious comments on abortion were taken out of context.
Trump was answering questions during an MSNBC town hall taping Wednesday when he said there should be “some form of punishment” for women who get abortions if the procedure is outlawed. He later reversed his position in a statement.
In an interview Thursday night on Fox News Channel’s “The O’Reilly Factor,” Trump blamed the flub on a “convoluted” interview.
“This was a long, convoluted question,” he said. “This was a long discussion and they just cut it out.”
imagine what those 44 Milo interns could do if they teamed up with 147 FBI agents…..
— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) April 1, 2016
re: #19 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate
North Korea has added China to its enemies list, and threatened it with a “nuclear storm,” because China agreed to UN sanctions against the DPRK for its nuclear program.
What could possibly go wrong for the N. Koreans?
And more troubles on the horizon for Drumph:
CNN: Poll Has Cruz up 10 points over Trump in Wisconsin
Milwaukee, Wisconsin (CNN)Another poll shows Ted Cruz with a 10-point lead over Donald Trump in Wisconsin.
The Texas senator has 42% support to Trump’s 32% and Ohio Gov. John Kasich’s 19%, according to a survey released Thursday night by Fox Business Network.
It’s the second consecutive major poll to show Cruz up by 10 percentage points in the state ahead of its primary on Tuesday. A Marquette Law School poll out Wednesday had Cruz at 40% to Trump’s 30% and Kasich’s 21%.
re: #26 Archangelus
“About 44 Interns”?!?!
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Standard for someone with a career like mine to have researchers and assistants but if they miss another deadline pic.twitter.com/4KYqVHHX1K
— DENALI (@timothypmurphy) April 1, 2016
Now it’s obvious why Yiannopoulos was a GamerGate tool; he outsourced his writing to them. It’s like cut and pasting PR for shitty humans.
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 1, 2016
re: #28 calochortus
What could possibly go wrong for the N. Koreans?
Their other big problem is the UN has imposed sanctions on money transfers through NK-affiliated banks, so it’s become even more difficult for the regime to acquire hard currency. So, DPRK officials try to smuggle in dollars by carrying it on their persons, or when riding the train between Beijing and DPRK, stuffing suitcases full of cash.
re: #19 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate
North Korea has added China to its enemies list, and threatened it with a “nuclear storm,” because China agreed to UN sanctions against the DPRK for its nuclear program.
Ruh roh!
MSNBC Fires Back After Trump Claims Abortion Remarks Were Edited
Basically Trump is a serial pathological liar, but this you knew.https://t.co/Bb4oXQACxD
— UnprintableHandleGuy (@goddamnedfrank) April 1, 2016
The temperature just hit 71 degrees. In Alaska. In March.
And there it is. The first 70°F reading in Alaska during March in any year! #akwx #StateRecord pic.twitter.com/qeGNVViR0v
— Brian Brettschneider (@Climatologist49) March 31, 2016
What climate change?
More:adn.com
re: #31 klys (maker of Silmarils)
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I always figured he was just two racist kids in a trench coat https://t.co/uS0aXJd5rN
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) April 1, 2016
re: #19 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate
North Korea has added China to its enemies list, and threatened it with a “nuclear storm,” because China agreed to UN sanctions against the DPRK for its nuclear program.
Lil’ Kim forgot which end of the leash he’s on. This will either turn out hilariously or be terrifying as all get out, nothing in between.
re: #32 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate
Of course, the Chinese don’t particularly want a failed state (or would that be a more completely failed state?) on their border, so they probably won’t smack the N. Koreans too hard.
Milo whatsisname is just a bunch of chan twats posting under a byline? That explains everything. Forty four “unpaid interns”, LOL. So, he publishes his kiddie’s hateful shit under his name - they get to be secondhand internet famous, he gets a paycheck. Not a bad system if you’re sick/stupid enough to partake.
I swear, these f*cking kids, if the power ever goes out they’re all going to kill themselves because they’ll find that without the internet, they have nothing to fill their heads. It’s pathetic.
re: #25 Jenner7
Oh, hell, no they weren’t. He said what he said when he said it. That Chris Matthews interview shows me that Trump isn’t very good at thinking on his feet and explains why he tends to participate in interviews by “phoning it in”. All of the back-pedaling he’s doing also shows me that he does not know what the hell he’s saying, and that he says what he thinks needs to be said to win the votes of many on the right. What is convoluted is his brain. He thoroughly understood the question, and his first instinct wasn’t to give a well-thought out, reasonable answer but to keep in mind what would happen to his support, if he didn’t tow the GOP/TP party line which says to punish all women for having abortions because they’re committing murder. It pisses me off to see so many males who will never be pregnant telling women what they can/cannot do in regard to their bodies. If most legislatures were majority-female and women were passing and signing bills into law to block men from receiving Cialis, penis pumps, and other male enhancement aids, the guys making decisions for women’s bodies currently would feel totally different. In fact, I think that the first time female lawmakers passed a bill restricting their access to Viagra, they’d freak out and vote them out of office in the very next election.
@KagroX Milo Vanilli.
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) April 1, 2016
re: #38 goddamnedfrank
Lil’ Kim forgot which end of the leash he’s on. This will either turn out hilariously or be terrifying as all get out, nothing in between.
Eddie Izzard /
Mm. Stupid man.
/Eddie Izzard
True story:
.@realDonaldTrump’s entire foreign policy is based on having played three hours of Civilization before getting sucker punched by Ghandi.
— UnprintableHandleGuy (@goddamnedfrank) April 1, 2016
re: #39 calochortus
Generations of what would have been a fine strong people lost to tyrants and delusions. Tragic and a shame on the world at large. Particularly those nations that used them as pawns.
re: #46 Great White Snark
Happens more often than it should.
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Lawrence has Tad Devine, Bernie Sanders’ campaign manager on. Lawrence asked him how Bernie would work with someone like Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House.
His answer: If Bernie is elected Paul Ryan won’t be in that position with that electorate (not a direct quote).
I guess he means that if the Sanders voters pull off their revolution they will also be dumping enough Republican representatives to turn the house Democrat.
Or Independent?
Or, the real revolution will be in two years when Bernie being president will cause the big change.
So, we do not have to worry about Bernie influencing the down ticket races…right?
Help me out here…do not understand.
You, Me and the Apocalypse
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re: #52 Jenner7
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I’m moving on the 5th, 25 days after being directed to vacate…
I had the misfortune of being in a month-to-month lease extension and having my landlord separate from his wife
Protesters at Louisville rally sue @realDonaldTrump for allegedly inciting a riot. Read the lawsuit here: https://t.co/nXyPTnaBX2
— Joe Sonka (@joesonka) April 1, 2016
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