Watch Live: Trump’s Disastrous Paranoid Press Conference

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You’ve got to see this press conference. Trump is literally coming apart.

UPDATE at 2/16/17 11:16:33 am by Charles Johnson

Some quotes:

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246 comments

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:46:09am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:46:28am
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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:46:31am
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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:46:58am
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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:47:06am

In other news==>

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Dr. Matt  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:47:07am

This is quite damning:

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:47:48am

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

But it’s fake news and the leakers will be executed.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:48:03am
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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:48:27am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:48:33am
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CongoJack  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:48:47am

From the previous thread.

re: #538 CongoJack

And there we are. Turn off the lights. This shit show is over. If this doesn’t start an investigation as it came out of Trump’s mouth itself then nothing will.

I cannot wait to canvas (or run for office - I’ve contacted my local Dems asking if they need anyone to fill a slot that they cant find someone to run in. No reason a Dem shouldn’t be on the ballot in this little red area of Colorado).

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austin_blue  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:49:06am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:49:14am
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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:49:14am

re: #9 Charles Johnson

It always comes back to that. “Can’t we have better relations with Russia, what do you want WWIII????”

/

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ObserverArt  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:49:31am

I just asked at the end of the last thread: Is it still going on or has someone decided to shut it down with some kind of a mercy rule?

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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:50:17am
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Amory Blaine  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:50:25am

Trump just complained about his own leadership. LOL
“Look where we are now?”

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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:50:27am

Unfu…

Nope. Just totally fucking believable. Trump can’t help himself. He lies. It is all he does. He spins new lies when he forgets the old ones.

He lies about everything and everyone. And when he gets called out on the most blatant ones, he pawns it off on the “other”. Yeah, this administration is off the rails and the GOP owns it, but Democrats will be left to clean up the mess.

But this mess will get a lot worse before we even get to the point where we can talk clean up.

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Big Beautiful Door  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:50:36am

Trump complains about false reporting while falsely claiming Clinton gave Russia 20% of our uranium.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:50:44am

I really think he’s seriously compromised. I bet Russia has tons of dirt on him. Man this is just bad, bad, bad.

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The_Burren  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:50:49am

Dear God, WTF is wrong with this man? Fucking national embarrassment. This is a total shitshow of a presser.

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calochortus  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:52:01am

Clinton gave Russia 20% of our uranium? Not really.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:52:08am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:52:20am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:52:35am
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calochortus  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:52:57am

I don’t think I can stand any more of this.
Catch you all later.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:53:00am
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Stanley Sea  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:53:35am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:53:42am
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451_Montag  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:53:51am

Repost from last

Been decompressing from this epic global nut-fuckery, but damn…

BLOTUS meltdown…

Seriously is this real?

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:54:02am

Sweet fucking Jesus

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Targetpractice  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:54:06am

This is the Trump we get when he knows he’s backed into a wall. We’re watching America’s crazy uncle yell at the press.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:54:22am
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Dr. Matt  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:54:35am
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Amory Blaine  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:54:57am

Wow, ripping on Major Garrett.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:55:00am

“not good”….

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:55:04am

re: #27 Backwoods_Sleuth

What “deal” are we trying to make with Russia?

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:55:05am

Why is he talking about Hillary Clinton?

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:55:24am
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makeitstop  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:55:36am

Dear CIA,

Please release your most destructive materials now, for the good of the country.

Thank you,
makeitstop

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CongoJack  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:55:36am

Dear dog,
He just equated USA nuclear arsenal to Russia’s failing arsenal. He just elevated Russia from a region power with an authoritarian regime back to a world power. God - and the uranium - does he even know what the Dept of Energy has done to keep all that shit (nuclear weapons) from spreading?

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:55:38am

re: #35 Amory Blaine

Wow, ripping on Major Garrett.

Baby is not happy.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:55:47am

re: #38 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

Why is he talking about Hillary Clinton?

He knows, deep down, that she should be the POTUS instead of him.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:56:11am
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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:56:19am
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:56:31am
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Targetpractice  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:56:54am

re: #34 Dr. Matt

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Every woman who’s ever been in an abusive relationship must be suffering flashbacks right now, as this is exactly the behavior they had to see in real-time: The lying, the gaslighting, the excuse-making, and the self-aggrandization. “I don’t want to hurt you, but you make me do it!”

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451_Montag  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:56:58am

Never fuck with Auntie Been.

Nice little slap down, I approve

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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:57:04am
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:57:13am
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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:57:34am
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CongoJack  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:57:35am

Someone never took a college philosophy class. If you say “I think” then you don’t know shit and and just inputting feelings and not facts to your argument.

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:57:53am

re: #31 The Vicious Babushka

Sweet fucking Jesus

It’s starting to look appealing….

/

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:58:26am
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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:58:28am

We all need this

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:58:47am
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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:59:24am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:59:24am
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451_Montag  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:59:34am

After listening to this I’m starting to come around the the idea of a nuclear war, Gotta be better than this shit.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 10:59:53am

WHUT

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nines09  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:00:01am

i and I and I and I and I and I and Me and me and me and me and I and i and I and I said and I said and me and mee and me and I.

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:00:20am

re: #60 The Vicious Babushka

WHUT

does he know what a ‘ruse’ is?

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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:00:27am

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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:00:31am
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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:00:48am

President Simpleton

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CongoJack  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:01:06am

A FRIENDLY REPORTER. Shit. Why not just ask your propaganda minister for a question.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:01:19am
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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:01:25am
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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:01:27am

re: #57 Charles Johnson

he thought being president would be more fun than this.

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ObserverArt  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:01:40am

Wow, sounds like it is getting worse. Time for the hook!

I’m going to mix up some patching plaster and do something constructive. Busy work takes away from the impending doom…a little.

Lurk mode on.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:01:49am
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electrotek  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:02:18am

Says he’s the “least racist person” LOL

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:02:20am
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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:02:25am
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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:02:41am
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Amory Blaine  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:03:01am

Just outright dismisses a question about US reaction to increased threats towards the Jewish community.

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austin_blue  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:03:16am

This is surreal!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:03:36am

.@POTUS: “I don’t have to tell you what I’m going to do in North Korea.” fxn.ws

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:03:40am

The reporter said he didn’t call him or his administration antisemitic! He wanted to know what Trump was going to do about all the fucking bomb threats in the Jewish centers and synagogues. Fucking moron.

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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:03:50am

What’s worse is that not one of his advisers thinks that this is a bad presser. They’re letting him drone on and on. No one to announce final question or to go up and tell him that he’s got to finish up.

No one is doing Trump any favors here - not even his own inner circle.

That’s how bad this administration is.

That’s how off the rails he is.

That’s how off the rails the GOP is - that they are sitting back and thinking if only he sticks around long enough to push their agenda through fucking those who are least able to endure the pain.

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Targetpractice  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:03:58am

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That’s really what this is. This is a man coming apart at the seams on live TV.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:04:22am

re: #79 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

The reporter said he didn’t call him or his administration antisemitic! He wanted to know what Trump was going to do about all the fucking bomb threats in the Jewish centers and synagogues. Fucking moron.

Like the bomb threat going on right now at the Israeli consulate in Miami.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:04:35am

re: #76 Amory Blaine

Just outright dismisses a question about US reaction to increased threats towards the Jewish community.

At the same time this is happening:

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I cannot.  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:04:36am

We’re at President Stillson levels of nuts, aren’t we?

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:05:18am

re: #79 Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch

The reporter said he didn’t call him or his administration antisemitic! He wanted to know what Trump was going to do about all the fucking bomb threats in the Jewish centers and synagogues. Fucking moron.

Everything’s about him. He’s the real victim here.

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CongoJack  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:05:45am

Who was the little prick that asked this softball Melania question. That some hard hitting journalism right there.
/

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:05:47am

This is painful.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:05:51am
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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:05:52am

re: #78 Backwoods_Sleuth

“I don’t have to tell you!” is the new “I have no idea, I don’t want to read the briefings and I don’t care.”

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:06:20am

re: #86 CongoJack

Who was the little prick that asked this softball Melania question. That some hard hitting journalism right there.
/

Breitbart, Dim Jim?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:06:27am
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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:06:43am
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electrotek  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:07:07am

What happens when white suburban housewives suddenly start listening to Public Enemy:

Facebook Post

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:07:09am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:07:15am
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electrotek  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:07:22am
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Birth Control Works  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:07:44am
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Stanley Sea  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:08:06am
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Jack Burton  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:08:24am

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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:08:25am
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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:08:28am

re: #95 Backwoods_Sleuth

“I don’t even know what the acronym you just said means. I don’t care. Is it Friday cuz I’m going home to Fl and a campaign rally which is gonna be yuuuuuuuge.”

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:08:39am

re: #93 electrotek

What happens when white suburban housewives suddenly start listening to Public Enemy:

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Yeah Ivanka is so bullied.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:08:53am
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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:09:16am

re: #95 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Fuck this guy seriously. I am so sick of this xenophobic piece of shit demonizing immigrants.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:09:24am
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Targetpractice  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:09:38am

Remember that time when the pundits used to tell us that this was all just an act, that once he got into office Trump would button down and become presidential?

Good times.

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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:09:40am
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Cheechako  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:10:04am

I’ve calculated that I’ve saved 79,742 brain cells by not watching this presser. Unfortunately, I did loose 36,854 brain cells following the presser on this thread. All in all, I guess it’s a net gain for me.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:10:19am
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Big Beautiful Door  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:10:27am

LOL, asks reporter to set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus.

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:10:58am

re: #110 Big Beautiful Door

She’s black, she must know all the black people.

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:11:21am

re: #110 Big Beautiful Door

LOL, asks reporter to set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus.

“The blacks love me. They do. I got the most black votes. Omarosa has been terrific. “

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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:11:29am
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Stanley Sea  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:11:40am

HE SAID THIS?

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Targetpractice  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:11:49am

The GOP leadership is just watching this presser and repeating to themselves “Tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts…” over and over again.

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Stifford  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:11:58am

meant to post this in this latest thread…

from Ireland, the Rubberbandits

YouTube

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:12:08am
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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:12:26am

re: #110 Big Beautiful Door

LOL, asks reporter to set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus.

Because she’s black and black folks all know each other.
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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:12:30am
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:12:37am
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Skip Intro  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:12:41am

re: #114 Stanley Sea

HE SAID THIS?

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“She was a prime piece of meat, that I can tell you.”

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Sionainn, the Nasty Devilbitch  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:12:48am

re: #111 jaunte

She’s black, she must know all the black people.

Damn you!

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electrotek  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:12:55am

Oh wow, did he just give nuance to Obama on the division in this country prior to his administration?

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Henny Penny  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:13:03am

Donald Trump said he didn’t divide this nation.

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:13:05am

re: #117 Backwoods_Sleuth

question wasn’t straight enough, not simple enough.

/

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:13:41am

Now he needs a nap.

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CongoJack  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:13:45am

Did he just false flag anti-semitic attacks by the far right loons? Done by liberals? This shit is so far gone. Waiting for the additional attacks that the Dems were the original anti-semite party in 3, 2, 1…

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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:13:47am

re: #103 The Vicious Babushka

What about that South Korean cartoon video overlays. That works too.

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:13:50am

re: #119 Charles Johnson

FALSE FLAG!

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Targetpractice  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:13:57am

So, what’s the puff-piece headline we can expect from the press after this? “Defiant Trump Hits Back At Critics”? “Trump Calls Out ‘Fake News’ Over Flynn/Russia”? Or simply “Trump Announces New Labor Secretary”?

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Birth Control Works  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:14:03am
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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:14:36am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:15:06am

re: #113 Charles Johnson

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The reporter is April Ryan, the one that Omarosa threatened.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:15:12am

re: #127 CongoJack

Did he just false flag anti-semitic attacks by the far right loons? Done by liberals? This shit is so far gone. Waiting for the additional attacks that the Dems were the original anti-semite party in 3, 2, 1…

Republicans were the original Anti-Semitic party. General Order #11: issued by a Republican, 1862. QED.

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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:15:21am

re: #114 Stanley Sea

Well, it’s true. He did know a long time. He was doing her on the side while still married to his prior wife.

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Birth Control Works  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:15:30am
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Romantic Heretic  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:15:39am

re: #120 FormerDirtDart

I’d just go with:

OMFG!

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:15:39am

re: #117 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Good grief.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:16:35am

re: #119 Charles Johnson

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Goddamn this is just insane. We’re seeing a meltdown on life TV by the President of the U.S. I mean damn lord knows I did not like Bush but he did keep calm when speaking in front of the entire world about hte 9/11 attacks.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:16:40am
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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:17:08am

What paper was that Jewish reporter with?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:17:27am

re: #132 jaunte

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That’s because his supporters huff the same glue he does. Remember kids, huff Elmer’s Glue! It’s the President’s choice!

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CongoJack  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:17:35am

Any other President and they would be calling for the straight jacket and the padded cell. And to think - because of Republicans he still will be able to buy a gun with a mental illness (just thought I’d throw that in).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:17:35am
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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:17:50am
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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:18:00am
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Birth Control Works  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:18:52am

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Instagram

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We didn’t experience true refuge from this purgatory until the first immigration lottery was held in Liberia. This lottery would grant the winner a resettlement visa – a one-way ticket to the United States and a crumb of the American dream.

It was because of this visa that I’ve been fortunate enough to get an education and accomplish goals – goals which some of my relatives only dream about. With support from mentors, coaches, family be friends, I’ve made a difference in communities I’ve been a part of, and I’ve contributed to society.

My heart breaks for the many refugees who’ve clenched onto hope for a better life – only to be denied entrance into a country which boasts of its freedom. I’m sad for the families who’ve been labeled criminals when all they’ve fought for was a chance at a better life. I stand for all refugees. I stand for the ones in the US struggling to makes ends meet, because the American dream is just a dream for many immigrants. I stand for the refugees in other countries fighting for just a chance.

My family has been there. I have been there. I am a refugee.

#refugee #liberianfamily
PC @andiallison

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Targetpractice  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:18:54am

re: #136 Birth Control Works

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Exhibit A on why this insane presser will not cause the GOP an ounce of missed sleep going forward. They’re not interested in whether the guy at the top has all his marbles or not, they just want him to have a functioning hand that can sign papers.

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MsJ  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:18:56am

re: #71 The Vicious Babushka

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Why do I keep hearing this guy as I read that statement?

Red (7/11) Movie CLIP - I’m the Bad Guy (2010) HD

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:19:23am
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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:19:46am
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Targetpractice  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:19:59am

re: #150 FormerDirtDart

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“I didn’t watch it” and “I’m not going to sit here and critique everything the president says.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:20:31am
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Birth Control Works  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:20:46am

I have an announcement to make:

“I am the kindest, sweetest person every produced”

I said it, there for it it true

/gah

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:20:47am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:20:59am
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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:21:18am
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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:21:20am

re: #151 Charles Johnson

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Dude you hired a guy who allegedly wouldn’t allow his children to go to a Jewish school because he doesn’t like Jews. Shut the fuck up. Always with the pathetic bravado. I’m the greatest or least this. Anyone who hires Bannon has no authority at all to claim not to be antisemitic.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:21:34am

re: #153 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Jesus fucking Christ on a Christmas tree.

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:22:32am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:22:58am
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nines09  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:23:24am

Trump is like a bottomless Shit Special at the all you can eat Shit Palace. It just keeps coming.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:23:28am

re: #154 Birth Control Works

I have an announcement to make:

“I am the kindest, sweetest person every produced”

I said it, there for it it true

/gah

Are you Raymond Shaw because I was told he was the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life?

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Birth Control Works  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:23:56am
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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:24:12am

This is like Sideshow Bob’s meltdown in the court after Bart and Lisa exposed his role in cheating to become mayor except more cartoonish.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:24:37am

re: #164 Birth Control Works

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Good, hopefully Marco Rubio and Rick Scott shit their bricks over this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:24:56am
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:24:58am
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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:25:39am

YOU NEED ME USA, YOUR GUILTY CONSCIENCE MAY FORCE YOU TO VOTE DEMOCRAT BUT DEEP DOWN YOU NEED A REPUBLICAN TO BUILD YOU A WALL, BRUTALIZE CRIMINALS. THERE ARE YOU HAPPY?

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:25:57am

re: #167 Backwoods_Sleuth

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What in the name of fuck is going on.

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austin_blue  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:26:37am

Can I stick my head up now? Is the bad man gone?

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Birth Control Works  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:27:15am

re: #170 HappyWarrior

What in the name of fuck is going on.

3 guesses

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:27:22am

I’m going to get my pizza that I have cooking downstairs. Hopefully by the time I get back, Trump hasn’t beclowned himself again.

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Stanley Sea  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:27:44am

This is what we’re up against.

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:27:54am

re: #169 HappyWarrior

SON, WE LIVE IN A WORLD THAT HAS WALLS AND THOSE WALLS HAVE TO BE GUARDED BY IDIOTS WITH URANIUM.

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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:27:59am
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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:28:00am

re: #132 jaunte

Alt Brody Tweet: Holy crap that was bad. OK, uh, hey guys, DT was just a fighter today! Really terrific. His supporters will love it.

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Birth Control Works  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:28:13am

Feral Girl is snoozing on her back on the couch next to me.

I think I”ll join her

bbl

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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:28:53am

re: #172 Birth Control Works

3 guesses

And all of them are bad.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:31:48am

re: #174 Stanley Sea

This is what we’re up against.

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Yep sure is.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:31:50am

*blink*

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:32:21am

You start to get a clearer sense of how Hitler thought the German people should be punished in defeat for having failed him.

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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:32:41am
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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:32:41am

So did I miss anything? Did Trump declare war on Freedonia yet?

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:32:56am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:33:34am

re: #185 The Vicious Babushka

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and Nikki contradicted that at the UN today.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:33:39am

re: #185 The Vicious Babushka

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No, he went where most leaders knew was stupid. He sure did inflate Bibi’s ego though.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:33:53am

re: #184 HappyWarrior

So did I miss anything? Did Trump declare war on Freedonia yet?

He is adding Agrabah and Maldonia to the list of countries included in the travel ban.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:34:20am

re: #188 The Vicious Babushka

He is adding Agrabah and Maldonia to the list of countries included in the travel ban.

See, I knew I’d miss something getting my pizza.

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austin_blue  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:34:48am

re: #184 HappyWarrior

So did I miss anything? Did Trump declare war on Freedonia yet?

No, but he goaded the Duchy of Grand Fenwick to declare war on *us*.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:35:19am

re: #190 austin_blue

No, but he goaded the Grand Duchy of Fenwick to declare war on *us*.

Are we still at war with Eastasia?

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:35:35am

Some local news from Northern Florida:

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CongoJack  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:35:36am

I remember when Obama attempted to get Fox “News” kicked out of the WH press corps for basically lying constantly and the rest of the journalists from other outlets went crazy saying Obama was attempting to silence journalists (which in reality he was attempting to stop fake news from Fox).

At what point do these other journalists understand that Fox “News” (and the rest of the right wring crazy media - Brietbart et al) are the only ones covering this shit gibbon in a glowing happy fashion. Will the others finally agree that Fox “News” and their ilk DO NOT BELONG in the WH press room and will agree with the banning of the Right Wing propaganda outlets?

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I cannot.  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:35:40am

Now that’s over…I’ll take a nap, nobody start any nuclear wars while I’m gone, OK?

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:36:06am
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Charles Johnson  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:36:10am
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The_Burren  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:36:59am
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:37:01am

CNN should not be paying this creature

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:37:38am

re: #196 Charles Johnson

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He’s such a babbling moron.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:37:52am
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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:38:35am

re: #198 FormerDirtDart

CNN should not be paying this creature

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Yes because Rush Limbaugh being happy is what the President should strive for. By the way, Rush isn’t going to be happy because it’s not as profitable to be a whore for the Trump administration than to whine about Clinton.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:39:01am

Jeff Lord has his tongue up Trump’s ass even more than Hannity does if that’s possible.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:39:01am

This is what Trump thinks is NOT “Fake News”

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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:39:10am
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Stanley Sea  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:39:26am

re: #192 FormerDirtDart

Some local news from Northern Florida:

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Undercover..

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:39:29am

re: #203 The Vicious Babushka

This is what Trump thinks is NOT “Fake News”

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or Dim Hoft and Breitbart.

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:40:03am
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Barefoot Grin  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:41:12am

First thought: this long-term damage from his personal Vietnam could have been solved with penicillin.

Second thought: He’ll ask his staff “how did I do?” and they’ll say “that was your best yet, Mr. President.”

Third thought: If we have a nuclear holocaust, will Bank of America still come after me for my credit card debt? (Answer: yes.)

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:41:38am

“We’ve begun preparing to repeal and replace Obamacare. Obamacare is a disaster, folks. It is’s disaster. I know you can say, oh, Obamacare. I mean, they fill up our alleys with people that you wonder how they get there, but they are not the Republican people our that representatives are representing.”

Wut?

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Sir John Barron  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:41:45am

re: #204 Kragar

I thought the problem was that HRC would be too tough, while he, Donald, would get along better with Russia and not get us into WWIII and all that.

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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:41:46am
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CongoJack  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:41:48am

re: #203 The Vicious Babushka

This is what Trump thinks is NOT “Fake News”

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Uh - marble mouth fat fuck says, “I’ve never seen anything like this, not since Andrew Jackson and George Washington”

So hes a fucking time traveling lizard alien himself (I think I’ve found the projection item that all republicans do… ya know.. project their faults on everyone else).

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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:42:48am

Trump spent so much time lying about how much his personal involvement made GM or Fiat/Chrysler change their mind about jobs and factories in the US. These decisions were made before he took office. And Carrier still sent jobs overseas while Pence did nothing to stop it - he was Indiana governor after all.

But none of this matters, not even that Trump made none of his clothes here in the US (or Ivanka’s clothes for that matter). Because facts don’t matter. Only lies. The best lies. The lies that last forever.

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KingKenrod  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:43:11am

re: #209 jaunte

“We’ve begun preparing to repeal and replace Obamacare. Obamacare is a disaster, folks. It is’s disaster. I know you can say, oh, Obamacare. I mean, they fill up our alleys with people that you wonder how they get there, but they are not the Republican people our that representatives are representing.”

Wut?

I heard that and thought “This is it - he’s finally having a stroke”.

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:43:41am

“Well the leaks are real. You’re the one that wrote about them and reported them, I mean the leaks are real. You know what they said, you saw it and the leaks are absolutely real. The news is fake because so much of the news is fake. So one thing that I felt it was very important to do — and I hope we can correct it. Because there’s nobody I have more respect for — well, maybe a little bit but the reporters, good reporters.

It’s very important to me and especially in this position. It’s very important. I don’t mind bad stories. I can handle a bad story better than anybody as long as it’s true and, you know, over a course of time, I’ll make mistakes and you’ll write badly and I’m OK with that. But I’m not OK when it is fake. I mean, I watch CNN, it’s so much anger and hatred and just the hatred.”

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:43:54am

re: #212 CongoJack

Uh - marble mouth fat fuck says, “I’ve never seen anything like this, not since Andrew Jackson and George Washington”

So hes a fucking time traveling lizard alien himself (I think I’ve found the projection item that all republicans do… ya know.. project their faults on everyone else).

Fun fact but Alex in a past life was Richard Lawrence, the deranged house painter who thought Jackson killed his father and attempted the first assassination of a president.

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:44:10am

The news is fake because so much of the news is fake.
Q.E.D.

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KingKenrod  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:44:26am
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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:44:46am

re: #209 jaunte

“We’ve begun preparing to repeal and replace Obamacare. Obamacare is a disaster, folks. It is’s disaster. I know you can say, oh, Obamacare. I mean, they fill up our alleys with people that you wonder how they get there, but they are not the Republican people our that representatives are representing.”

Wut?

I mean is he really so stupid to think that Republican representatives only have Republican constituents? Then again, the reaction by many of these Congrespeople themselves suggest they believe that.

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lawhawk  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:44:47am

Meanwhile, Trump supporters are all like - Trump’s great. He’s got Brawndo. They’re full of electrolytes!

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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:46:53am
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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:47:01am

to help everyone decompress a bit

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jaunte  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:47:58am

Highway To The Danger Zone

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:48:16am

re: #221 Kragar

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They can’t go a day without whining about the press. Poor snow flakes.

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Timothy Watson  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:48:22am

re: #188 The Vicious Babushka

He is adding Agrabah and Maldonia to the list of countries included in the travel ban.

What about Elbonia? They have highly enriched bread!

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Franklin  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:49:01am
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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:49:17am

re: #225 Timothy Watson

What about Elbonia? They have highly enriched bread!

It’s white bread, so that’s OK.

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:49:26am

Is the media awful or god awful?

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Big Beautiful Door  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:50:36am

re: #215 jaunte

LOL, the news is fake because the news is fake.

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Franklin  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:50:42am

re: #228 HappyWarrior

Is the media awful or god awful?

I think SNL has to dust off the “Ditka” skits (RIP Farley) for the Trump era.

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Bensoner  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:50:45am

We may not need impeachment if he keeps this up. May catch a stroke or just throw in the towel once he sees people refuse to love him despite his amazingness.

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The Vicious Babushka  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:51:35am
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Kragar  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:51:46am
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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:53:54am

re: #233 Kragar

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Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you might remember me from such nuclear films as “Nagasaki, Sucks To Be You” and “Three Mile Island Hula Girls.”

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austin_blue  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:53:58am

I think the reason Drumpf sounds so incoherent is because he has to translate from the original Parseltongue the snakes in his head keep yelling at him.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:54:23am

re: #225 Timothy Watson

What about Elbonia? They have highly enriched bread!

No thanks. No Ballchinians there.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:54:39am

re: #232 The Vicious Babushka

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but he just said in the presser that he was going to appeal.

jeebus

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HappyWarrior  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:55:56am

Maybe he’s dyslexic. Maybe he meant there was going to be so much whining that we’d get sick of it. Because who gets tired of winning? Certainly not U-Conn women’s basketball fans.

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KGxvi  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:57:45am

Was listening to this on the road, had the MSNBC feed on Sirius. Afterwards, they had various reporters/talking heads on for comment. One of the reporters was on the Hill, she said that everyone she talked to, in particular Republicans, were watching with dropped jaws. So, I’m guessing it was just as crazy on TV as it was on the radio?

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Barefoot Grin  Feb 16, 2017 • 11:58:00am

re: #237 Backwoods_Sleuth

but he just said in the presser that he was going to appeal.

jeebus

They forgot to tell him.

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FormerDirtDart  Feb 16, 2017 • 12:01:10pm

re: #150 FormerDirtDart

@brianbeutler
Very high odds Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell found that performance very alarming, but will publicly deny that they watched it at all.

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Pawn of the Oppressor  Feb 16, 2017 • 12:01:18pm

re: #174 Stanley Sea

This is what we’re up against.

[Embedded content]

Bootlickers love Daddy Trump when he’s mean to the libs.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 16, 2017 • 12:05:37pm

re: #3 Charles Johnson

Who exactly was that awful person who was calling his opponents nice things like “Nasty Woman”, “Little Marco”, “Lying Ted”, etc, during our election cycle? Or that awful person who was calling Mexicans rapists and criminals? Or that bad man who promised to create a Muslim registry?

Must have been our collective delusion.

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Nyet  Feb 16, 2017 • 12:21:59pm

What a disgrace. Is this what the US has come to?

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 16, 2017 • 12:29:05pm

re: #51 The Vicious Babushka

Is uranium a euphemism for something because when exactly did Secretary Clinton give uranium to Russia? Why does Trump drop these outrageous lies into the public sphere? He must be testing us to see how far he can go.

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Patricia Kayden  Feb 16, 2017 • 12:42:36pm

re: #61 nines09

i and I and I and I and I and I and Me and me and me and me and I and i and I and I said and I said and me and mee and me and I.

But I’m the humblest person you’ll ever know. Believe me!


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