The Bob Cesca Show: The Sharper Image

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

The Sharper Image: Buzz Burbank from joins us today; Fake News vs Fake News; Trump needs to step down; Gorsuch nominated by Kremlin operative; Trumpcare vote postponed; Trump’s Trumpcare video and Trump steaks; Devin Nunes beclowns himself; Manafort paid by oligarch to spread Putin propaganda inside the US; and more.

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189 comments

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TedStriker  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:35:52pm

Trump Steaks: “Grade Z meat at Grade A prices, because ‘Z’ is better than ‘A’, buhlieve me!”

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:42:08pm

Who knew there’d be golf at -5800 meters?

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:42:13pm
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Joe Bacon  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:42:36pm

Mom HATED those steaks!

They were so bad Anything Else could beat Trump’s meat…

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:42:37pm

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Kragar  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:43:51pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:43:54pm
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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:46:46pm

re: #3 goddamnedfrank

They just need to remove all the benefits and increase the tax cut and it will sail through.

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KerFuFFler  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:47:03pm

Reposted from dead thread:

I wonder if any of the truckers that Trump met with today know just how much empathy his SCOTUS pick, Gorsuch, has for truckers. His absurdly vile dissent supported the right of the company to fire a trucker for leaving the trailer of his truck behind because the brakes were frozen and he was justifiably afraid of freezing to death. He waited for hours before leaving the truck!

I sure hope that story gets more attention———-the Teamsters should strike until Gorsuch is rejected.

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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:48:26pm

re: #9 KerFuFFler

I doubt that Fox reported that. I’m sure Limbaugh didn’t.

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:49:39pm

This one is from yesterday:

That dude is trying to hide in a crack, away from the lights… not unlike some Republicans in Congress…

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Decatur Deb  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:49:56pm

re: #9 KerFuFFler

Reposted from dead thread:

I wonder if any of the truckers that Trump met with today know just how much empathy his SCOTUS pick, Gorsuch, has for truckers. His absurdly vile dissent supported the right of the company to fire a trucker for leaving the trailer of his truck behind because the brakes were frozen and he was justifiably afraid of freezing to death. He waited for hours before leaving the truck!

I sure hope that story gets more attention———-the Teamsters should strike until Gorsuch is rejected.

Damn Teamsters broke our picket line at the great 101 day GE strike. Screw them with brotherly solidarity.

Wife was a Teamster.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:50:57pm
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Barefoot Grin  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:53:05pm

It’s just a shame how these insurance companies went out of business left and right under the ACA and how the CEOs suffered so terribly.

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Mike Lamb  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:53:55pm

Is it true that AHCA has Medicare coverage for chemical castration and hysterectomies for people at 150% of the poverty line? Or is that Phase 2?

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:54:00pm

re: #13 goddamnedfrank

You do realize that the libertarian-warriors lament the existence of seat-belts? I see on Facebook a never ending stream of them whining about this or that law that makes sense to the rest of us.

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(alpuz)  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:54:54pm

re: #15 Mike Lamb

Is it true that AHCA has Medicare coverage for chemical castration and hysterectomies for people at 150% of the poverty line? Or is that Phase 2?

The 4th ‘prong”?

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:55:04pm

It’s clear, living, reminds me of a snot bubble:

It’s had to have been there for a while, to get all the detritus built up on the rock-facing side.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:55:27pm

re: #16 freetoken

You do realize that the libertarian-warriors lament the existence of seat-belts? I see on Facebook a never ending stream of them whining about this or that law that makes sense to the rest of us.

Yes, they’re complete fucking idiots.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:56:35pm
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Kragar  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:56:51pm
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Decatur Deb  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:57:03pm

re: #16 freetoken

You do realize that the libertarian-warriors lament the existence of seat-belts? I see on Facebook a never ending stream of them whining about this or that law that makes sense to the rest of us.

That’s cool, as long as they have “DNR” tattooed on their foreheads.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:58:06pm

re: #18 freetoken

Keep up the photos—browser throws up on the videos.

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Big Beautiful Door  Mar 23, 2017 • 4:58:18pm

re: #15 Mike Lamb

Is it true that AHCA has Medicare coverage for chemical castration and hysterectomies for people at 150% of the poverty line? Or is that Phase 2?

It does require new mothers to get a job within nine weeks of giving birth if they want to keep their medicaid coverage, though. Still not cruel enough for the freedom caucus, God Bless their black little hearts.

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:00:08pm
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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:02:41pm

re: #23 Decatur Deb

That blob was estimated to be a tunicate. Those things are so weird, very unlike any land animal. I remember once walking on the beach after a winter storm, and a purple sea squirt of some sort had washed ashore. Weird it was.

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:03:29pm
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Kragar  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:03:45pm
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Decatur Deb  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:04:22pm

re: #26 freetoken

That blob was estimated to be a tunicate. Those things are so weird, very unlike any land animal. I remember once walking on the beach after a winter storm, and a purple sea squirt of some sort had washed ashore. Weird it was.

Korean delicacy—“sea cucumber”, but the ones they serve were purple and squishy.

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:05:57pm

re: #29 Decatur Deb

Also from today’s dive, this sea cucumber:

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:07:10pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:08:05pm
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bratwurst  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:08:18pm

I am a bit surprised Bannon is apparently in charge of the House…much less surprised that Mark Halperin is tight with him.

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Timothy Watson  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:09:08pm

Okay, did I just completely miss this?

A man angry after a domestic dispute opened fire in a Wisconsin bank, killing two longtime employees, then killed an attorney at a nearby law firm and a detective trying to set a perimeter outside his apartment complex before he was finally captured, police said. His wife was unhurt.

The man, whom police would not identify, was hospitalized Thursday under police guard with nonfatal wounds, police said.

Citing an ongoing investigation, police released few other details of the shootings on Wednesday, including why the attorney was targeted and where the man’s wife was. They said investigators had worked through the night to process multiple crime scenes and had more work ahead.

wtop.com

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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:09:51pm

So much winning

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Shiplord Kirel  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:10:15pm

re: #16 freetoken

You do realize that the libertarian-warriors lament the existence of seat-belts? I see on Facebook a never ending stream of them whining about this or that law that makes sense to the rest of us.

At times I might be tempted to think that registered libertarians should be ENCOURAGED to drive without seatbelts, climb utility poles without safety harness, feed and pet wild bears, and sleep in the middle of railroad tracks. I also believe that the training and check ride requirement should be waived for libertarian aviators (assuming they either have insurance or post a cash bond to cover damage on the ground). Who better than they to decide when they are ready to fly on their own?
Then I remember that the rest of us still have to pay for their stupidity, even if they, themselves, claim we shouldn’t.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:10:48pm

re: #3 goddamnedfrank

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So how exactly is the AHCA better for consumers than the ACA? It doesn’t cover anything that consumers need. It covers less consumers than the ACA. It will cost more for poor people. Doesn’t make a lick of sense.

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TedStriker  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:11:26pm

re: #28 Kragar

Trump’s next book will be titled “The Art of Schlemiel”.

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) March 24, 2017

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

Laverne & Shirley Opening Theme Song With Lyrics(Best Version On Youtube)

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Decatur Deb  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:11:59pm

re: #37 Patricia Kayden

So how exactly is the AHCA better for consumers than the ACA? It doesn’t cover anything that consumers need. It covers less consumers than the ACA. It will cost more for poor people. Doesn’t make a lick of sense.

Consumers of yachts and thoroughbred fillies.

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Timothy Watson  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:12:11pm

How police got a bad reputation, example 383,128:

A Prince George’s County police officer has been charged with driving under the influence after he crashed his cruiser into a tractor-trailer Thursday morning and briefly left the scene, authorities said.

It’s the second time that Officer Christopher A. Brown has been charged with driving under the influence, police said. In 2012, he was charged with driving under the influence and pleaded guilty the following year, according to police and online court records.

In the most recent incident, Brown, 31, was off duty and driving his cruiser along Interstate 495 near Pennsylvania Avenue about 2:30 a.m. when he clipped the back of a tractor-trailer, lost control of the cruiser and hit a guard rail, according to a police statement.

[…]

Police said he was also involved in a DUI in a marked cruiser in 2012. He pleaded guilty and was disciplined internally before he was allowed to return to duty.

washingtonpost.com

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:12:50pm
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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:15:32pm

re: #29 Decatur Deb

Speaking of delicacies, this is probable edible:

It’s not as big as it appears, maybe only a couple of inches long. But I’m surprised something like this can live at these depths, as there can’t be much food down there.

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allegro  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:16:42pm

re: #42 freetoken

Speaking of delicacies, this is probable edible:

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It’s not as big as it appears, maybe only a couple of inches long. But I’m surprised something like this can live at these depths, as there can’t be much food down there.

That’s why it’s only 2 inches long. Imagine its size if there was lots to eat. =O

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TedStriker  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:17:35pm

re: #37 Patricia Kayden

So how exactly is the AHCA better for consumers than the ACA? It doesn’t cover anything that consumers need. It covers less consumers than the ACA. It will cost more for poor people. Doesn’t make a lick of sense.

It only makes sense if you remember the AHCA’s (and pretty much every other GOP piece of legislation’s) primary purpose: to make the obscenely rich even richer and to fuck over everyone else.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:18:34pm

re: #42 freetoken

Speaking of delicacies, this is probable edible:

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It’s not as big as it appears, maybe only a couple of inches long. But I’m surprised something like this can live at these depths, as there can’t be much food down there.

There’s a Cajun recipe somewhere, including onion, bell pepper, celery and white wine.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:21:04pm

When you put chocolate syrup, whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry on a pile of shit, all you still end up with is a Cenk Uygur…

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:21:22pm

re: #44 TedStriker

So when does Trump explain how his healthcare law is in any way better for consumers than President Obama’s law? Everything he said about healthcare during the campaign was a lie.

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:22:03pm
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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:22:15pm

re: #42 freetoken

Speaking of delicacies, this is probable edible:

[Embedded content]

It’s not as big as it appears, maybe only a couple of inches long. But I’m surprised something like this can live at these depths, as there can’t be much food down there.

Looks like a sand flea that you use for bait. Except for the long antennae.

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:23:01pm
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TedStriker  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:23:44pm

re: #46 FormerDirtDart

When you put chocolate syrup, whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry on a pile of shit, all you still end up with is a Cenk Uygur…

I thought you ended up with a Cleveland Steamer (don’t look that up if you’re at work or with sensitive company)…

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:24:25pm

re: #49 Stanley Sea

And it also had no eyes, as it lives in complete darkness.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:24:37pm

Anyone have an updated list of no’s? Are they going to change their mind?

It’s not over till it’s over. Ugh.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:25:29pm

re: #37 Patricia Kayden

So how exactly is the AHCA better for consumers than the ACA? It doesn’t cover anything that consumers need. It covers less consumers than the ACA. It will cost more for poor people. Doesn’t make a lick of sense.

You forgot the part about it being a big tax break for the rich.

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:26:55pm

Looking for a simple gin drink recipe to help survive all this. Any recommendations?

Gin Lane, William Hogarth, 1750
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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:27:42pm

re: #50 teleskiguy

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:28:02pm

re: #54 Blind Frog Belly White

Lol!! Yeah I’m trying hard to forget that part. Americans have really screwed the pooch with this election. Sigh.

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TedStriker  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:28:21pm

re: #48 gocart mozart

Donald Trump is no Don Corleone. Trump is Fredo and Fredo seems to have gotten himself into a bit of a pickle with the Russian mob.

— gocart mozart (@HarryTuttle11) March 21, 2017

And, let’s not forget what ultimately happened to Fredo…

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Timothy Watson  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:28:26pm

re: #46 FormerDirtDart

When you put chocolate syrup, whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry on a pile of shit, all you still end up with is a Cenk Uygur…

[Embedded content]

Dear God, Sirota? I was hoping I had seen the last of that BernieBuster asshole.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:28:46pm

re: #55 De Kolta Chair

Looking for a simple gin drink recipe to help survive all this. Any recommendations?

[Embedded content]

“I’ll have what she’s having!”

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(alpuz)  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:29:37pm

re: #55 De Kolta Chair

Ice cubes and lime juice?

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Kragar  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:30:23pm

re: #43 allegro

It gorges itself when it sneaks on land and attaches itself to someone’s face.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:30:32pm

re: #60 Blind Frog Belly White

“I’ll have what she’s having!”

Early this month we drove to NY to bury a friend and get a pastrami at Katz’s.

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Bubblehead II  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:31:02pm

Night Lizards.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:32:16pm

re: #55 De Kolta Chair

Looking for a simple gin drink recipe to help survive all this. Any recommendations?

Might I suggest:

With tonic, by the bucket?

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:33:44pm

I also called and left a message at his office in D.C.

Asshole is voting for it anyways, because FreeDumb!

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Mattand  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:35:09pm

Comment deleted, due to the fact it is really hard to dictate posts on an iPad.

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:36:04pm

Speaking of food, this one was walking along the floor slowly. Talking heads called it a pancake urchin, but it is carrying some snails on its back:

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:36:06pm

get yer freude while it’s still schaden

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:39:38pm

re: #61 (alpuz)

Ice cubes and lime juice?

I’m experimenting with those and a spritz of seltzer, and it seems to be working.

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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:40:12pm
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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:41:30pm
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Amory Blaine  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:41:36pm

re: #52 freetoken

And it also had no eyes, as it lives in complete darkness.

Are we talking about Bannon now?

//

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:43:27pm

re: #65 FormerDirtDart

Might I suggest:

With tonic, by the bucket?

I may be a little too vulnerable for that, but hey why the hell not?!!

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:45:03pm

Also today on the deep sea floor, this purple sea cucumber, it’s huge, at least 4 inches across and probably a foot long:

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Mattand  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:45:40pm

What I meant to say:

I think by this time tomorrow, the repeal Bill will be passed. The “moderates” will panic over losing face in the short-term, despite the fact that what the House “Freedom” Caucus wants to do to people is beyond monstrous.

The ability of the average Republican to fall in line regardless of the lack of humanity in the policy they’re pushing is just frightening. These people want only one thing: power. Fuck the rest of the country.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:45:42pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:47:59pm

re: #25 gocart mozart

This business with Trump is an ancient pattern. A demagogue fucking up a democracy.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:48:29pm

re: #73 goddamnedfrank

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I highly doubt they give a fuck. Most of them won election by far larger amounts than he did.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:48:42pm

re: #75 De Kolta Chair

I may be a little too vulnerable for that, but hey why the hell not?!!

Apparently, “Gin Bucket” has a recipe (hell, I just googled “bucket of gin” for an image)

Ingredients:
1 (12 oz.) can frozen lemonade,
12 oz. gin,
1 (2 liter) bottle club soda,
2 lemons,
2 limes,
ice.

Preparation:
Pour lemonade into a punch bowl.
Fill the empty lemonade can with gin and pour into punch bowl.
Add the club soda and fill the bowl with ice.
Slice lemons and limes and place on top to float.
This is a delicious drink and makes everyone very happy.

Tip:
Should be made right before you serve it.

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electrotek  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:48:57pm

Would you pay money to use Twitter’s premium features?

Twitter is conducting a survey “to assess the interest in a new, more enhanced version of Tweetdeck,” which is an existing tool that helps users navigate the network, spokeswoman Brielle Villablanca said in a statement on Thursday.

She went on: “We regularly conduct user research to gather feedback about people’s Twitter experience and to better inform our product investment decisions, and we’re exploring several ways to make Tweetdeck even more valuable for professionals.”

There was no indication that Twitter was considering charging fees from all its users.

Word of the survey had earlier leaked on Twitter, where a journalist affiliated with the New York Times posted screenshots of what a premium version of Tweetdeck could look like.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:51:28pm

The practice of whitewashing within the entertainment industry has roots that go far beyond Hollywood.

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Mattand  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:52:12pm

re: #67 Mattand

Comment deleted, due to the fact it is really hard to dictate posts on an iPad.

Actually, fuck Apple’s dictation algorithms, period. I don’t have this problem with any of the Amazon or Google apps, and it’s on the same damn phone with the same damn microphone.

That’s what makes Siri so useless to me half the time: the dictation borks what I’m trying to say and then Siri has a psychotic breakdown.

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:52:19pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:55:10pm

re: #73 goddamnedfrank

Many of those House GOPers are owned, body and soul, by people far more competent, powerful and ruthless than POTUS* Trump.

POTUS* Trump acting like some kid of badass overlord is just another joke in the ongoing clown show.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:56:17pm
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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:56:20pm

re: #73 goddamnedfrank

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I hope.

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Mattand  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:59:23pm

re: #88 Stanley Sea

Yup. Just proves my point.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 5:59:39pm
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Timothy Watson  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:00:15pm

re: #83 goddamnedfrank

The practice of whitewashing within the entertainment industry has roots that go far beyond Hollywood.

[Embedded content]

Same Linda Park who was in Star Trek: Enterprise?

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electrotek  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:00:57pm
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Kragar  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:01:30pm
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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:01:48pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:03:00pm

Facebook Post

It’s a nice gesture, but with this family of clowns it’s like screaming at a

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Mattand  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:06:40pm

God, I hate Republicans so much. Their whole philosophy at this point is “You can’t run a country without fucking over tens of millions of people, many of them poor.”

It’s classic super villain mentality at this point. Darth Vader or Dr. Doom don’t see themselves as evil; they think they’re doing the right thing. If the rabble don’t get with the program and get killed, that’s the rabble’s fault.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:08:14pm

re: #21 Kragar

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the “president” hasn’t negotiated shit.
nothing…nada…zilch.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:09:16pm

I said it before, and I’ll say it again, they will pass their hate bill…

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Citizen K  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:11:52pm

re: #96 Mattand

God, I hate Republicans so much. Their whole philosophy at this point is “You can’t run a country without fucking over tens of millions of people, many of them poor.”

It’s classic super villain mentality at this point. Darth Vader or Dr. Doom don’t see themselves as evil; they think they’re doing the right thing. If the rabble don’t get with the program and get killed, that’s the rabble’s fault.

“I’m not sure it’s a matter of ‘you can’t run a country without fucking over the poor’ and more ‘why run the country if you can’t fuck over the poor’. Cruelty is half of the point for them, I feel like.

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Kragar  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:12:12pm
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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:16:15pm
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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:16:23pm
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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:20:12pm

Meanwhile, over at Faux News,

Potential ‘smoking gun’ showing Obama administration spied on Trump team, source says

What source? Who knows? Who cares?

The headline is all the proof Faux needs.

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:20:51pm

I’m so old, I remember when Trump said they had the votes.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:21:29pm

re: #91 Timothy Watson

Same Linda Park who was in Star Trek: Enterprise?

Yep.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:23:48pm

In the good news dept I’m in 7th place in Richard Blais’ ESPN bracket. (350+ peeps)

3rd place in a Gator group bracket. (30 peeps)

Different picks in ea, because I’m flexible.

Let’s see how the last 3 games go.

Small victories for 500 Alex.

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:24:04pm

re: #103 Skip Intro

Yup… shows up in my Facebook feed.

Faux knows its marks.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:24:05pm

OK, I think it’s now quite clear that RoguePOTUStaff is just some idiot, who may have once stood outside the fence at the White House…

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:24:45pm
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De Kolta Chair  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:25:12pm

re: #81 FormerDirtDart

Apparently, “Gin Bucket” has a recipe (hell, I just googled “bucket of gin” for an image)

Thanks, FormerDirtDart. Just so happens I have people — real human people! — coming by tomorrow night, and I’ll give it a go. Oh boy will they be impressed, or at least surprised, since all I ever drink is beer. It oughta go something like this…

Harry Nilsson - Playboy After Dark

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:25:56pm

re: #110 De Kolta Chair

Thanks, FormerDirtDart. Just so happens I have people — real human people! — coming by tomorrow night, and I’ll give it a go. Oh boy will they be impressed, or at least surprised, since all I ever drink is beer. It oughta go something like this…

[Embedded content]

Always an upding for Nilsson.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:26:21pm

re: #108 FormerDirtDart

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Jebediah, RBG  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:27:15pm

re: #42 freetoken

Speaking of delicacies, this is probable edible:

[Embedded content]

It’s not as big as it appears, maybe only a couple of inches long. But I’m surprised something like this can live at these depths, as there can’t be much food down there.

It eats souls.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:28:16pm
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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:29:05pm

Mr. Hunter “may have converted tens of thousands of dollars of campaign funds from his congressional campaign committee to personal use to pay for family travel, flights, utilities, health care, school uniforms and tuition, jewelry, groceries, and other goods, services, and expenses,” said the ethics office, an independent body that House Republicans tried to shut down in January.

He’s such an entitled prick. They didn’t even mention the rabbit.

Congressman spent campaign funds for rabbit air travel

sandiegouniontribune.com

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:29:44pm

re: #115 Stanley Sea

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He’s such an entitled prick. They didn’t even mention the rabbit.

sandiegouniontribune.com

DRAIN TH ESWAMP!

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:31:31pm

re: #115 Stanley Sea

His east county (San Diego) district was handed to him by his father. Jr. has never really worked for his seat. The religious right combined with the bigots in that district just see “Hunter” on the ticket and vote for him.

Hunter the Lesser’s own incapability probably keeps him from doing more damage in Congress, compared to the somewhat brighter but more evil Car Thief on the coastal district.

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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:33:17pm

I get some joy in knowing that one of the GOP goals for Trumpcare was to stick it in the face of that uppity N*CLANG on the 7th anniversary of Obmamcare AND THEY FAILED BIGLY!

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:34:07pm

re: #111 HappyWarrior

Always an upding for Nilsson.

I’ve never watched that video until the end, so hadn’t noticed Otto Preminger acting like Otto Preminger and physically reminding Harry to plug their recent movie “Skidoo,” which I hated when it came out and rented the dvd from the library a couple of weeks ago and was surprised to find it isn’t half bad. Not half good, but at least in the studio system of the 1960s it attempted to be original.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:34:59pm
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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:36:36pm

re: #115 Stanley Sea

Good to see junior is following in the corrupt footsteps of his asshole father.

Citizens
for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), a nonpartisan citizens’ watchdog
group, listed the senior Hunter as one of the most corrupt members of Congress
in 2007, detailing 23 pages of purported corruption:

eastcountymagazine.org

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freetoken  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:37:35pm

re: #121 Skip Intro

“no preview available”

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:38:05pm
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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:39:43pm
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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:39:51pm

re: #120 jaunte

I thought the Yam wasn’t there. He was in the truck.

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majii  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:40:25pm

re: #118 Skip Intro

“I get some joy in knowing that one of the GOP goals for Trumpcare was to stick it in the face of that uppity N*CLANG on the 7th anniversary of Obmamcare AND THEY FAILED BIGLY!”

Something else I get a whole lot of enjoyment from is knowing that many who voted for Trump are in danger of losing their healthcare coverage. They didn’t listen to us, they listened to him, and they are now discovering that he lied to them. Imagine that! We repeatedly told them that Trump was lying to them last year.

Trump has never known anything about healthcare or anything else having to do with governing. Those who voted for him did so because he convinced them that the government can be run like a business. Dummies.

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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:41:06pm

re: #122 freetoken

Why do I even try to post with this POS iPad?

eastcountymagazine.org

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:41:25pm
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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:41:53pm

re: #124 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:42:53pm

re: #125 Stanley Sea

I thought the Yam wasn’t there. He was in the truck.

Sounds like it was a short meeting:
whitehouse.gov

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:44:31pm
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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:45:20pm
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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:45:40pm
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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:46:23pm

re: #95 teleskiguy

Pointless letter. After they fuck up Colorado they’ll just take their taxpayer paid vacations somewhere else. Switzerland, perhaps.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:48:18pm

re: #132 Ace Rothstein

[Embedded content]

Hahahahaha poor Lumpy put his faith in the GOP.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:49:08pm
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BeachDem  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:49:23pm

re: #25 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

THAT’S probably why the yamsters were going to boycott Hamilton!
/

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EPR-radar  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:49:24pm

re: #115 Stanley Sea

CA Republicans somehow manage to be extra-special evil fuckwits, perhaps because they know they are rightly despised in their home state.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:49:46pm

re: #121 Skip Intro

Good to see junior is following in the corrupt footsteps of his asshole father.

Citizens
for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW), a nonpartisan citizens’ watchdog
group, listed the senior Hunter as one of the most corrupt members of Congress
in 2007, detailing 23 pages of purported corruption:

eastcountymagazine.org

I remember his father because Coulter endorsed him when he ran for President in 2008.

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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:51:18pm

The TrumpCare explained.

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Kragar  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:51:49pm

re: #131 gocart mozart

Had to do it…

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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:51:50pm

re: #138 EPR-radar

CA Republicans somehow manage to be extra-special evil fuckwits, perhaps because they know they are rightly despised in their home state.

I should check to see how close Hunter’s district is to former congressman batshit crazy B-1 Bob Dornan.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:52:35pm

re: #142 Skip Intro

I should check to see how close Hunter’s district is to former congressman batshit crazy B-1 Bob Dornan.

I think B-1 Bob was OC.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:52:48pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:54:03pm

re: #123 gocart mozart

Lets go with the gross medical/biological stuff for this one. E.g.,

the anal fistula caucus

the retromingent monotreme caucus

But this is rather pointless. The Freedom Caucus are ‘arch-conservative US House Republicans’, and a ten thousand word essay cannot do a better job of pointing out their gross defects of reason and character than those 4 words.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:54:58pm
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gocart mozart  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:55:47pm

They got you focused on this one evil shit and then they sneak by some other evil shit.

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:55:51pm

Here’s some nice vibes to groove to while reading words on a flat source of light:

Odell Brown and the Organ-Izers - Day Tripper

Lots of Odell Brown on the youtube, all well worth checking out.

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:57:00pm

re: #146 goddamnedfrank

Never takes any responsibility for anything.

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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:57:18pm

re: #143 HappyWarrior

Yeah, he was. Lost to a latina!

That I remember. He was completely insane before that became the Republican norm.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:58:15pm

re: #147 gocart mozart

They got you focused on this one evil shit and then they sneak by some other evil shit.

[Embedded content]

That’s what they are. If it’s not one thing, it’s another.

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The Vicious Babushka  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:58:26pm
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TedStriker  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:58:44pm

re: #123 gocart mozart

“Freedom from Reality”

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:58:52pm

re: #150 Skip Intro

Yeah, he was. Lost to a latina!

That I remember. He was completely insane before that became the Republican norm.

I remember him because Al Franken wrote a bit about him in Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot, the first political book I bought. I only bought it because of the title and it was like a couple bucks.

155
Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:59:05pm

re: #146 goddamnedfrank

Oh oh. I see a new shooting war on the horizon. Little Donnie needs a pick me up.

156
Belafon  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:59:22pm

re: #152 The Vicious Babushka

I can’t get out of paying Paul Ryan’s salary, or for his health care.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:59:22pm

re: #152 The Vicious Babushka

[Embedded content]

A tarantula would find Ryan too slimy and gross, VB. Good insult though.

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:59:27pm
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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 6:59:59pm

re: #156 Belafon

I can’t get out of paying Paul Ryan’s salary, or for his health care.

Ryan is the ultimate GOP hypocrite when it comes to this shit. He owes his college education being paid for to his father dying suddenly.

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HappyWarrior  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:00:15pm

re: #158 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Hahahahhaahahaha. Sucks to be you, Paul.

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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:01:30pm

re: #152 The Vicious Babushka

I tried to buy what I wanted, but NO ONE WOULD SELL IT TO ME BECAUSE I HAD A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION!!!!

God damn these people to hell. I may have to become a Christian so I can say that with belief.

162
EPR-radar  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:02:28pm

re: #147 gocart mozart

I really think MotherFuckingRepublican needs to enter the language as a single word, indivisible forever.

These turd-stuffed fornicators are getting on my last nerves, and we are only 8 weeks and 6 days into the shit-splatter of POTUS* von Clownstick’s corrupternment.

163
Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:03:16pm

re: #158 jaunte

Anyone know what time Trump knocks off for vacation tomorrow?

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jaunte  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:04:22pm

re: #163 Skip Intro

The president intends to be here this weekend,” Spicer said during a White House news briefing. “As we have updates on the president’s weekend plans, we’ll let you know.”

Trump has been in Palm Beach five weekends since his inauguration Jan. 20.

He’s expected back soon. It’s been widely reported that Trump will meet with Chinese President Xi Jinping in Palm Beach on April 6 and 7.
sun-sentinel.com

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TedStriker  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:06:13pm

re: #126 majii

“I get some joy in knowing that one of the GOP goals for Trumpcare was to stick it in the face of that uppity N*CLANG on the 7th anniversary of Obmamcare AND THEY FAILED BIGLY!”

Something else I get a whole lot of enjoyment from is knowing that many who voted for Trump are in danger of losing their healthcare coverage. They didn’t listen to us, they listened to him, and they are now discovering that he lied to them. Imagine that! We repeatedly told them that Trump was lying to them last year.

Trump has never known anything about healthcare or anything else having to do with governing. Those who voted for him did so because he convinced them that the government can be run like a business. Dummies.

Not entirely true…Trump does know about taking away health care, because he did it to his disabled great-nephew, because his dead brother’s son Fred III decided to challenge him, federal judge sister Maryanne, and other brother Robert on dad Fred’s will marginalizing/cutting out Fred Jr’s kids and grandchildren.

nydailynews.com

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EPR-radar  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:06:17pm

re: #161 Skip Intro

I tried to buy what I wanted, but NO ONE WOULD SELL IT TO ME BECAUSE I HAD A PRE-EXISTING CONDITION!!!!

God damn these people to hell. I may have to become a Christian so I can say that with belief.

Have I mentioned lately that I really hate Republicans?

(obligatory disclaimer for this kind of stuff: I don’t give a rat’s ass how people are registered or which primaries they vote in. Republicans are those and only those who routinely vote for the GOP in contested general elections.)

167
goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:08:26pm

To be fair it probably would’ve been a lot easier to unite the Republicans behind a single tax cut bill, but Trump being the serial lying piece of shit that he is I sincerely doubt that Ryan really deserves all the blame for the early healthcare focus. Trump promised to repeal and replace the ACA on Day 1, and didn’t say shit about a timetable for tax cuts.

168
Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:12:14pm

re: #166 EPR-radar

I was such a fucking big risk that in the 20 years I paid for a guaranteed issue policy from Blue Shield (at a 400% premium hike) I exceeded my deductible exactly ONE TIME, and that was for cataract surgery.

They made a mint off of me.

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goddamnedfrank  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:12:41pm
170
Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:16:04pm

It’s really too bad the Democrats decided defending the ACA during the election wasn’t worth the effort. Maybe some of these dumb as shit Republican voters might have realized that was the insurance they had, and voting for the party that promised to kill it so billionaires could have another tax cut wasn’t in their best interest.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:16:35pm

Trump delivers ultimatum to House Republicans: Pass health-care measure on Friday or he’ll move on

Donnie Tired Of Playing With Health Care, Demands New Toy By Monday

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Belafon  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:17:36pm

re: #170 Skip Intro

It’s really too bad the Democrats decided defending the ACA during the election wasn’t worth the effort. Maybe some of these dumb as shit Republican voters might have realized that was the insurance they had, and voting for the party that promised to kill it so billionaires could have another tax cut wasn’t in their best interest.

Republicans who need the ACA voted for Trump because they hoped it would only be taken away from the “others”. And they were told what would happen if Republicans were put in charge, but they refused to believe it.

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Kragar  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:24:16pm
175
Belafon  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:25:38pm

re: #174 Kragar

[Embedded content]

It’s just taking too damn long to destroy this country.

//

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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:27:37pm

re: #175 Belafon

It’s just taking too damn long to destroy this country.

//

Electing Trump and a Republican Congress was a damn good start.

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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:29:19pm
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Skip Intro  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:32:12pm

So right about now Trump is wearing his jammies, settled into his high chair, and watching his good friend Hannity blaming everyone but him about failing to destroy the ACA on its 7th anniversary.

At least he got to play in a truck today and if he’s a good boy they might give him his phone back.

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TedStriker  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:34:08pm

re: #177 FormerDirtDart

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majii  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:36:05pm

re: #165 TedStriker

“Not entirely true…Trump does know about taking away health care, because he did it to his disabled great-nephew, because his dead brother’s son Fred III decided to challenge him, federal judge sister Maryanne, and other brother Robert on dad Fred’s will marginalizing/cutting out Fred Jr’s kids and grandchildren.”

I remember reading about this. I should have written that he knows nothing about writing/crafting healthcare reform legislation.

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Amory Blaine  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:37:35pm

re: #173 gocart mozart

This, I want to see.

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dog philosopher ஐஒஔ௸  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:38:27pm

re: #174 Kragar

[Embedded content]

trump demonstrates a grasp of legislative realities appropiate to a sandbox or jungle gym

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De Kolta Chair  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:38:57pm

re: #177 FormerDirtDart

“We have nothing to fear but a madman behind the wheel.”
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FormerDirtDart  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:40:32pm

London Mayor: “I’m not going to respond to a tweet from Donald Trump Jr, I’ve been doing more important things” cnn.it

And, from the end of the article, responding to questions related to the attack, not lil’ Donnies tweet, the typical hypocrisy of the Trump administration:

“…White House press secretary Sean Spicer said Wednesday it would be “irresponsible” to speculate only hours after the attack on what precisely happened or who was responsible….”

And, also from the article, Jr’s tweet, and a couple responses:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:40:43pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 23, 2017 • 7:48:37pm

re: #186 Backwoods_Sleuth

Don’t raccoons eat cats? Hmmmm.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 8:07:46pm

re: #173 gocart mozart

What I don’t like about these trailers is I bet they showed every good scene.

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Stanley Sea  Mar 23, 2017 • 8:08:30pm

haha. Major CL. I’m way behind.


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