If I’m gonna watch this horrendous shitshow, you have to watch it with me.
Day one of the Republican National Convention gets underway virtually due to the coronavirus pandemic. https://www.c-span.org/video/?475001-1/republican-national-convention-day-1
Aaaandddd…..
I’ve already watched all the RNC I can stand.
Who’s got a good movie recommendation?
Opening with star dimwit Charlie Kirk, because of course they are. This will be a celebration of idiocy.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
You would have to make your video autoplay and disable the ability for it to stop, and prevent me from turning my volume off for me to watch it.
It’s real bad folks.
Charlie Kirk just leading off with raging red-assed superliminal fascism.
— Jason McGlothlen (@goddamnedfrank) August 25, 2020
re: #1 i(m)p(each)sos
Aaaandddd…..
I’ve already watched all the RNC I can stand.
Who’s got a good movie recommendation?
Plan 9 from Outer Space probably makes more sense.
re: #228 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
Maybe offer him a new pool boy?
— Scott Barber (@thescottbarber) August 24, 2020
re: #3 Charles Johnson
My 12-year-old son looked up when the convention started and Kirk’s angry face filled the screen.
“Dad, who’s that?”
“Some asshole.”
“Yeah, he looks like one.”
I feel like I should watch the Republican shitshow because it’s kind of what I do, but I honestly don’t know how much of it I’ll be able to stand before I gnaw through the straps.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
Bringing over:
Glenn Greenwald is prepared to lay down his life on this hill to make himself feel better about being 37 when he macked on a 19 year old as if 19 and 29 are the same. 👀👀 pic.twitter.com/z5IsmhzghP
— Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 (@AngryBlackLady) August 24, 2020
I’m still so irritated by this tweet. The sly implication that she slept her way to the top—“patronage jobs”. The way he somehow makes Kamala out to be the party in the wrong when she would have been the wronged party, since Willie Brown was her superior. Always the woman’s fault
— Imani Gandy ☄️🌏🔥 (@AngryBlackLady) August 24, 2020
We’ll have a good time in the LGF comments section regardless.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
re: #1 i(m)p(each)sos
I just watched Horse Girl on Netflix and thought Alison Brie did a great job.
And now, religious fanatics masquerading as pro-teacher groups.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
re: #9 Belafon
Also from last thread:
re: #232 Belafon
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Also, Glenn should have spared a couple of seconds to Wiki Willie Brown: he was a longtime power in CA politics, but never Governor.
oh god this is so bad
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
If this is going to be a nonstop succession of prerecorded monologues from that auditorium in DC (WHICH IS FEDERAL PROPERTY WHERE THIS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED), that jib crane shot is going to get really fucking annoying really fucking fast.
Or at least it would, if I hadn’t just turned the shitshow off.
re: #17 i(m)p(each)sos
I am not watching it. In a few minutes I will be watching a movie and getting ready to go to sleep.
You can feel her heartfelt story leaping off the telepromter.
I would suggest “Who’s Line is it Anyway”. I’m laughing my ass off here.
There’s not enough vodka in the world.
Go with God, my friends.
Matt, I liked you better with the gas mask on.
And now, that guy who hangs out with Holocaust denier Chuck C. Johnson. https://t.co/aFBgPF1LCc pic.twitter.com/29npDaRZhj
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
I’ll give him credit for being able to speak so clearly with Trump’s **** shoved so far down his throat.
Anyone else chuckle when Matt referred to himself as a Florida man…
re: #27 jaunte
Gumby is a thousand times better.
Matt Gaetz is like one of those algorithms that generates youtube content to lead you to the neo-nazis.
— Sarah Tuttle (@niais) August 25, 2020
We’ve got Line of Duty, Series 3, Episode 4 & 5 lined up tonight.
I’ll read the comments, don’t feel like vomiting up my dinner, or having a rage-stroke, or throwing something lethal at my ancient 40” Sony LCD.
I love how this guy pulled out a secret son just to win points in a debate and no one talks about it anymore.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Instead of leaving her job to spend more time with her daughter, Kellyanne Conway should stay right where she is and instead free all the caged children who actually miss their parents.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 24, 2020
I have to confess that while Matt Gaetz was speaking I just heard a kind of distorted trumpet sound that made absolutely no sense.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
re: #29 Charles Johnson
He looks like a robot in that photo. There’s literally an uncanny valley issue with it.
After the DNC’s production values I feel like I’m watching an infomercial. And a bad one.
re: #40 Jack Burton
He looks like a robot in that photo. There’s literally an uncanny valley issue with it.
Stand him next to Laura Loomer. That would be The Uncanny Marianas Trench.
Remember, every time they say “patriots” they mean white people.
Their stated goal is to piss off the libs, so……yawn.
re: #29 Charles Johnson
And has a not really adopted “adopted” teenage “son” who goes with him everywhere.
*CoughPoolBoyCough*— Yeah Sure WTF Ever 🇨🇦🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸🇨🇦 (@YeahSureWhatev2) August 25, 2020
Lol lady who dropped her maiden name because dear leader didn’t like it praises him for his focus on “family.”
Ronna wasn’t chosen because she was the most qualified. She was chosen because she was willing to pretend she wasn’t a Romney
— Nunca Trump (@NeverTrumpTexan) August 25, 2020
50 States in 20 seconds! More time for Trump!
Where’s the calamari
— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) August 25, 2020
Aw, isn’t it cute how they’re trying to imitate the DNC’s excellent roll call.
I guess if they had original ideas they wouldn’t be conservatives.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
re: #54 Charles Johnson
It’s all so…sad. Pathetic, really.
I can’t believe I have watched all 4 days of this crap, I’m exhausted but I did it!
How is a video of Trump screaming over terrible music even vaguely interesting?
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) August 25, 2020
re: #31 The Spite House
I’ll give him credit for being able to speak so clearly with Trump’s **** shoved so far down his throat.
Actually, it’s so far up his ass that it shoots out his mouth. Nobody can tell the difference.
In a video, Trump is quoted as saying:
“I don’t back down from my promises, and I kept every one.”
No. That’s a lie. He’s not kept most of them.
(For example — Mexico has not paid a single peso toward building that wall. To the extent that it’s happening at all, you are.) pic.twitter.com/rHZP7y0NY2— S.V. Dáte (@svdate) August 25, 2020
Are you fucking serious right now with this video saying that Trump was ahead of everyone else on COVID-19? Are you fucking serious?
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) August 25, 2020
This is COVID video is a lie — and a huge chunk of the country will believe it
— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) August 25, 2020
Donald Trump taking credit for a quick coronavirus response when there actually hasn’t been a coronavirus response is quite something
— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) August 25, 2020
re: #62 jaunte
That’s my worst fear: The low-engagement voters we all know will say, “Hey, if Trump can bring us the vaccine, I’ll vote for him!” Even the promise of this—because Trump never delivers on his promises—will excite those voters.
* I prefer the term “low-engagement-voters” to “low-information-voters”. I know too many of these people.
Feels? We up in it. Coma and all. https://t.co/QD42S5QaRC
— Michael W. Twitty (@KosherSoul) August 25, 2020
.@RepMattGaetz stokes fear over the defunding of police — ‘They’ll disarm you, empty the prisons, lock you in your home, and invite MS-13 to live next door.’ pic.twitter.com/l6HhoUkuoZ
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) August 25, 2020
re: #64 Sherlock Hound
That’s my worst fear: The low-involvement voters we all know will say, “Hey, if Trump can bring us the vaccine, I’ll vote for him!” Even the promise of this—because Trump never delivers on his promises—will excite those voters.
How many low info voters are there? Biden got a 1.8% bounce, because almost everyone already knows who they’re going to vote for.
re: #67 Belafon
How many low info voters are there? Biden got a 1.8% bounce, because almost everyone already knows who they’re going to vote for.
Yeah I think most people are decided and unlikely to change their minds at this point.
I feel well prepared for this Republican National Convention, having covered personality cults in China and North Korea.
— Nicholas Kristof (@NickKristof) August 25, 2020
“Once you’ve recovered, you know we have the whole thing with plosma happening. Your blood is very valuable.”
“I won’t even ask you about the hydroxychloroquine,” Trump jokes, as if people didn’t die because they followed his advice.
— Jeff Sharlet (@JeffSharlet) August 25, 2020
MSNBC cut away a few minutes ago to do some heavy-duty fact checking. I wonder how much of this bullshit they’ll keep putting up with before they just let Joy and Rachel and Nicolle do commentary for the whole two hours.
I’m not even going to hate watch it online. It’d just add the the views and I’m not doing it.
Nope. You can’t make me.
re: #70 The Pie Overlord!
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Ah, yes, Matt Gaetz and his fivehead. Delightful.
— Keight🏳️🌈🌊✊🏽ANTIFA Welcome Cmte. Spokesperson (@keight1972) August 25, 2020
“Since the campaign began, Biden has failed to play even a single round of golf or hold a rally that led to one of his top backers dying of coronavirus. What kind of leadership is that?”
— Al Wasser (@AlWasser1) August 25, 2020
re: #23 BlueGrl21
There’s not enough vodka in the world.
Go with God, my friends.
I braved the smoke to take out my trash and get the mail. I see it’s rum o’clock now.
rnc doing this hilarious “trump is actually nice” as if we haven’t all watched him for 3+ years #rnc2020
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) August 25, 2020
Closed captioning helps, plus I have Countdown to Liquor Day running in the background.
CNN must have commercial breaked over Gym Jordan.
…Herschel Walker getting himself uninvited from future family gatherings.
Mostly I have this on mute - no sense blowing out the BP. I want to see what CNN says about it afterwards.
Any suggestions for tonight’s “fuck that guy?”
— The New Abnormal (@NewAbnormalPod) August 25, 2020
I am really enjoying all the A-level dunking on Jerry Falwell.
Fucker totally deserves it.
More bullshit about Trump “fighting for our lives.”
The Republican National Convention is brought to you by the Your Racist Uncle® brand’s line of Embalming Fluid Vape Cartridges
— Jason McGlothlen (@goddamnedfrank) August 25, 2020
I’m watching Robinson Crusoe on Mars. It is a very imaginative and well made movie that was largely spoiled by a goofy title. The cast is sparse, Adam West (just pre-Batman), Paul Mantee in his biggest starring role, and Victor Lundin. The Hairy Monkey (the critter’s actual name) almost steals the show as Mona the Monkey. Hairy was a male and had to wear a furry diaper to disguise that fact while he played a female role.
re: #91 Amory Blaine
“There’s no accountability at the VA”.
Then the guy who hired the VA Secretary should be replaced.
I was just thinking the exact same thing.
This whole convention is pretty unintelligible to anyone who’s not already a sworn member of the tribe. https://t.co/fi08jkC3qP— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 25, 2020
When they promised it wouldn’t be doom and gloom it makes me realize why we’re in the pickle were in. They see THIS as cheerful.
180,000 dead AMERICANS. I guess that is good news for them, too.— Yeah Sure WTF Ever 🇨🇦🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸🇨🇦 (@YeahSureWhatev2) August 25, 2020
re: #93 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo
I’m watching Robinson Crusoe on Mars. It is a very imaginative and well made movie that was largely spoiled by a goofy title. The cast is sparse, Adam West (just pre-Batman), Paul Mantee in his biggest starring role, and Victor Lundin. The Hairy Monkey (the critter’s actual name) almost steals the show as Mona the Monkey. Hairy was a male and had to wear a furry diaper to disguise that fact while he played a female role.
I love that movie! Saw it when it was first released in 1965. Had a big letdown when the Pioneer probes showed Mars to be nothing like the movie…
Trump told an entire group of Senators that Africans were no welcome in our country but he wanted more Swedes.
Yeah. He is a racist.#RepublicanNationalConvention— Nunca Trump (@NeverTrumpTexan) August 25, 2020
re: #73 jaunte
“Once you’ve recovered, you know we have the whole thing with plosma happening. Your blood is very valuable.”
What is he, a Romanian vampire?
re: #104 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
Money, the R measure of all things.
Each time I see a Black male Trump supporter, I think of Herman Cain. Did Trump go to his funeral? Will we see a tribute to Herman at this convention? Just some thoughts.
— Midwin Charles (@MidwinCharles) August 25, 2020
Tuned in to the RNC stuff for a few agonizing minutes, which seemed as though they were stretched across a year courtesy of a space-time distortion.
With that thankfully behind me and space-time distortions on my mind, watching some Star Trek: The Next Generation on Netflix for a healthy dose of science (fiction) and notions of competent leadership…
The heat from this burn has started several new wildfires…
I guess if you were still the campaign manager you could have watched it in person. https://t.co/Rve0Y8lvA4
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) August 25, 2020
“sincere policing plans”?
It’s true that the average roid cop sincerely hates black people…
Vernon Jones is sincere in his delusions.
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Will any Republicans mention reports of Russian bounties at #PutinsGOPConvention? Likely not.
Cowards. All of them.
pic.twitter.com/BgnrVpIk3v— VoteVets (@votevets) August 24, 2020
re: #93 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo
I looked it up on wiki and now I remember seeing it. Actually pretty decent and the science was ok given that it was pre Mariner. It would be fun to watch The Martian right after it.
re: #15 Jay C
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re: #232 Belafon
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Also, Glenn should have spared a couple of seconds to Wiki Willie Brown: he was a longtime power in CA politics, but never Governor.
But I thought he is a journalist? A journalist who focuses on politics even?
Tucker made the right call https://t.co/jEzLsNoQPI
— Matt Lewis (@mattklewis) August 25, 2020
re: #115 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
Two pair. Dammit.
I just pulled a full house. Unfortunately I am playing cribbage…
RNC five minutes ago: Trump loves the Blacks.
RNC now: BLM protesters are terrorists!!! IEEEEE!!!— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) August 25, 2020
re: #85 NetworkKed
CNN must have commercial breaked over Gym Jordan.
…Herschel Walker getting himself uninvited from future family gatherings.
Mostly I have this on mute - no sense blowing out the BP. I want to see what CNN says about it afterwards.
Why give them ratings then? Just curious.
re: #110 jaunte
What does Trump have on Vernon Jones?
Looked him up on Wiki, apparently he’s really corrupt.
re: #120 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
Plenty of leverage.
#McCloskeys talking about Marxists?
THEY “WANT TO ABOLISH THE SUBURBS ALTOGETHER.” ??????
“YOUR FAMILY WILL NOT BE SAFE IN THE RADICAL.
DEMOCRAT AMERICA.”#TrumpsZombieArmy— Michael W. Twitty (@KosherSoul) August 25, 2020
re: #110 jaunte
What does Trump have on Vernon Jones?
He’s a long time idiot
Jones’s 2008 Senate bid was fascinating. He won the first round, then his two (!) votes for Bush got publicized, and Obama personally chastised Jones for using his image in direct mail. He lost runoff by 20 points. https://t.co/k3xJw9Ldrw
— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) August 25, 2020
re: #125 b.d. (Boring Competence 2020!)
He’s a long time idiot
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So he’s pretty much a DINO.
Yes, because you committed felonies. Want to protect your country? Sign up to serve. https://t.co/wGBKbPGvX7
— VoteVets (@votevets) August 25, 2020
re: #117 William Lewis
I just pulled a full house. Unfortunately I am playing cribbage…
I haven’t had a full house since Covid.
I’m watching my fav genre, cheesy mystery movies.
And reading (coz I’ve seen it before).
I tuned in to the RNC for a minute here and there but sheesh, no thanks.
Kimberly Guilfoyle is going to bite the head off something.
This is the most fascist moment of the night. Hands down.
— Jeff Sharlet (@JeffSharlet) August 25, 2020
You guys aren’t making a case for watching this…
But that’s OK.
Reminds me of my grandparents on a long distance call.
re: #136 stpaulbear
You guys aren’t making a case for watching this…
But that’s OK.
They’re doing it so we don’t have to.
I am now deaf
— Preet Bharara (@PreetBharara) August 25, 2020
re: #136 stpaulbear
You guys aren’t making a case for watching this…
But that’s OK.
You could hear Donald Trump Jrs girlfriend with your tv turned off.
re: #134 jaunte
I’m just waiting for the GOP to stand with their arm raised straight out in front of them at a slight angle and then try to claim they’re only doing it the way it was originally done.
re: #141 b.d. (Boring Competence 2020!)
You could hear Donald Trump Jrs girlfriend with your tv turned off.
That’s how he likes to watch her do it with the pool boy.
Omg. This is insane.
She is YELLING.
Un-fucking-hinged.
Someone prep a tranquilizer dart. Aim for soft tissue. A thigh maybe.— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) August 25, 2020
Rep. Steve Scalise says “Joe Biden has embraced” the left’s calls to defund the police. Again, he has not.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 25, 2020
re: #70 The Pie Overlord!
WTFITS
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“Full hearts, clear minds” is from Friday Night Lights.
FULL HEARTS, CLEAR MINDS, CAN’T LOSE!
I think it’s important for objective journalists to note how wildly imbalanced the dishonesty is between the current parties. This one half-night of Republican programming so far has been exponentially more dishonest than the entire four nights of the Democratic convention.
— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 25, 2020
re: #150 jaunte
Sean Parnell claims he saw Joe Biden spit venom!
Joe Biden is Batman. There’s as much evidence for that as any of the other bullshit they’re spewing.
Also, when are they going to get around to telling me why I should vote FOR Trump, instead of AGAINST Biden?
— 🍫Sealy’s Southern Chocolate Factory 🍫™️ (@SouthernChocol1) August 24, 2020
The production gives you such a warm, welcoming, positive, uplifting feeling. pic.twitter.com/nBzrIFhU77
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
During the Clinton Administration, I learned about the 11th Commandment:
“Thou shalt not show thy rod to thy staff!”
A friend put this out. I didn’t do it. I just wish I had. pic.twitter.com/PuQKb2nYLi
— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) August 25, 2020
RNC cuts from scene of rioters to shot of Kamala in same light, as if she was there.
— Jeff Sharlet (@JeffSharlet) August 25, 2020
From a supporter.
So we couldn’t hear from @RealCandaceO but we had to be screamed at by @kimguilfoyle ??? Great lady, but jeez. #trump2020 #RNCConvention2020
— Stew (@SpectrePilot) August 25, 2020
So his “getting hostages released” video, doesn’t mention Otto Wambier does it?
Another uplifting and positive message brought to you by the Trump Party. https://t.co/aFBgPF1LCc pic.twitter.com/pD9zOOgsaU
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
“We rescued 15 hostages…”
Otto Warmbler was not available for comment.
Kimberly Guilfoyle says she is “a first generation American” pointing to her mother, “a special education teacher from Aguadilla, Puerto Rico,” and her father, “also an immigrant,” so it’s worth pointing out that Puerto Rico is a US Territory and its resident are US Citizens.
— DJ Judd (@DJJudd) August 25, 2020
re: #158 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
From a supporter.
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Candice isn’t boning the President’s son.
As a reminder, it is not normal to assemble people that you feel owe you something and have them praise you directly to your face on live television
— Molly McKew (@MollyMcKew) August 25, 2020
Remembering days as a busy campaign dog / Official Good Boy pic.twitter.com/8Gwg18siDd
— Bailey Warren (@FirstDogBailey) August 24, 2020
re: #162 teleskiguy
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She’s not very smart is she? Then again look at her boyfriend.
re: #167 SteelPH
Wait. Didn’t she test positive for Covid?
Do you think that matters to these people? It’s the flu, it’s a hoax, screw social distancing and masks because freedumbs.
Thank dog. PBS has cut away for analysis. It helps Mr. C.’s blood pressure.
So when do we find out that this is really a spoof and all these speeches are being given by Sacha Baron Cohen in different costumes? https://t.co/6Z1v0jO0qp
— #VoteBlue Blueberry Pie (@Pie_Overlord) August 25, 2020
re: #173 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
How could they refuse?
re: #175 SteelPH
Holy shit, she’s gonna infect everyone there.
I imagine she’s over it by now. It’s been 6 or 7 weeks hasn’t it?
re: #157 Scout
I received this garbage in the mail this morning. I’m so livid my hands are still shaking.
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Yeah, we got those, too: I thought it was some IRS form relating to the “stimulus” payment, but when I saw it was just a self-promoting blurb from the Orange Anus, I trashed them.
To bad they weren’t printed on softer paper: I would have employed them more usefully in the bathroom.
Cuba did not become Cuba by offering their people healthcare. They became Cuba by letting a petty totalitarian pack the courts, jail opponents, cozy up to Russian tyrants, shred law and order and mindlessly follow a cult of personality.#RepublicanNationalConvention
— Nunca Trump (@NeverTrumpTexan) August 25, 2020
re: #179 jaunte
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And now, Maximo Alvarez of Sunshine Gasoline Distributors.
And now you’ve nicely introduced an earworm into my brain. Thanks.
Nautical twilight here, 90°F in smoke and haze, but the wind will be from the east tonight, so maybe that will blow out some of the smoke.
Tonight, 60°, tomorrow, 102° in smoke and haze.
Fuckface Von Clownstick likes to be showered with p…….raise.
re: #175 SteelPH
Holy shit, she’s gonna infect everyone there.
She announced she was positive about a month ago. I suppose she has recovered by now.
re: #187 Eclectic Cyborg
She announced she was positive about a month ago. I suppose she has recovered by now.
She shouted away the virus
re: #188 b.d. (Boring Competence 2020!)
She shouted away the virus
This is why they don’t want to wear masks, it muffles their volume.
re: #175 SteelPH
Holy shit, she’s gonna infect everyone there.
She tested possible like 5 weeks ago. I doubt she’s contagious now.
This Maximo Alvarez speech is so disingenuous. Trump and his followers literally booed the mere mention of refugees in a speech in Minneapolis not long ago
This man is here because Trump wasn’t President and his followers had not yet shut the door#RepublicanNationalConvention— Nunca Trump (@NeverTrumpTexan) August 25, 2020
Here’s Junior’s speech.
My bad.#LincolnLeaks 🏴☠️ @DonaldJTrumpJr pic.twitter.com/neZ2RMEymy
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 25, 2020
Very Serious Nikki Haley explaining that the UN is a place where other nations rip off America. Remember this. Remember how she fully embraced Trumpism. She’ll be running in 2024, pretending none of this happened.
— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) August 25, 2020
re: #193 jaunte
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Nikki needs to learn the Dopefish’s First Law of the Internet: The Internet is forever. We do not forget. And although the right wing may wish it otherwise, we do not forgive.
could never delete this app pic.twitter.com/bKJm0lq8EU
— hosting dog fights in the park (@MostCrucified) August 25, 2020
Don’t Cry For Me, It’s Subpoena pic.twitter.com/tZ8lXj2gZn
— Quinn Sutherland (@ReelQuinn) August 25, 2020
Nikki Haley: “Before communist China gave us the coronavirus, we were breaking economic records left and right.”
I watched the Cubs and I’m reading tweets.
You didn’t need to put “Democrats say” at the beginning of the last sentence of that tweet.
— aagcobb (@aagcobb1) August 25, 2020
Well at least Darling Nikki ain’t doing the Prince thing…
re: #192 teleskiguy
Here’s Junior’s speech.
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“Democrats are trying to sneak a tax break for millionaires into the COVID relief bill”
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
Biggest IMAX in the entire galaxy!
re: #167 SteelPH
Wait. Didn’t she test positive for Covid?
Yes she did. I don’t know if she’s still contagious though.
I have no more sympathy for conservatives. My sympathy is reserved for the people they are trying to kill who didn’t ask for this.
re: #202 The Pie Overlord!
“Democrats are trying to sneak a tax break for millionaires into the COVID relief bill”
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.
Biggest IMAX in the entire galaxy!
Wait, so now tax cuts for the rich are a BAD THING?
WTFITS?!?!?!
re: #195 gocart mozart
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You’ll have to excuse Steve. They don’t teach 80’s American athletes in Russia.
The Republican Party doesn’t really want a president.
They want a führer.— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 25, 2020
re: #186 teleskiguy
Fuckface Von Clownstick likes to be showered with p…….raise.
And Falwell likes to watch.
Donald Trump was a successful casino owner until communists drove him into the money laundry business.
re: #198 NO SMOCKING GUN!
I watched the Cubs and I’m reading tweets.
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And if Trump had his way, you would never be here.
My misunderstandings aside…
I do so love(read:not at all) the framing of coronavirus being a biological attack on us by China. Gotta beat them war drums somehow.
re: #204 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
Wait, so now tax cuts for the rich are a BAD THING?
WTFITS?!?!?!
It’s a wink wink nudge nudge to the pleebs who don’t pay attention.
re: #210 SteelPH
My misunderstandings aside…
I do so love(read:not at all) the framing of coronavirus being a biological attack on us by China. Gotta beat them war drums somehow.
And if it’s a war against China, it’s a war we could lose. I would still, after all our fuckups, put us up against any other singular nation on Earth (and most alliances), except China.
re: #213 calochortus
What is Don Jr. on?
did he and Kim do some rails together before going on national tv?
re: #197 jaunte
Nikki Haley: “Before communist China gave us the coronavirus, we were breaking economic records left and right.”
They’re running George Wallace’s campaign, if Wallace was more of a bigot.
I thought the headliner ended at the top of the hour, I guess we get another speech from Daddy to close this out?
re: #217 Barefoot Grin
did he and Kim do some rails together before going on national tv?
Hmmm, I hadn’t put that together. Probably.
re: #220 b.d. (Boring Competence 2020!)
I thought the headliner ended at the top of the hour, I guess we get another speech from Daddy to close this out?
He can’t get enough air time to satisfy him.
re: #212 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.
And if it’s a war against China, it’s a war we could lose. I would still, after all our fuckups, put us up against any other singular nation on Earth (and most alliances), except China.
Would definitely lose with another four years under Trump.
The degradation in military readiness, the emphasis on hardware over training/personnel, the leakage of lax standards into the military all means that there’d be other nations we could outright lose to…
re: #223 gwangung
Indeed. The F-35 is only the most prominent example of a systemic problem.
Could someone please duct tape his hands to his sides?
re: #226 calochortus
What can he do to get you into a beautiful timeshare resort condo TODAY?
re: #227 jaunte
What can he do to get you into a beautiful timeshare resort condo TODAY?
How far away from him is it?
The background is way, way too busy. Didn’t anyone actually look at it with a speaker in place before they decided to go with it?
re: #231 calochortus
The background is way, way too busy. Didn’t anyone actually look at it with a speaker in place before they decided to go with it?
No.
re: #229 jaunte
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Love the name tag.
And this little fuck talks shit about Hunter Biden.
re: #233 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
And this little fuck talks shit about Hunter Biden.
Hunter’s not even at all involved with Joe’s campaign, is he?
An unhappy MAGAt.
@Amazon and @JeffBezos made it SO easy to watch the #DNCConvention2020.
All is had to do was search DNC and up popped all 4 nights, live. Why did they not do this for the #RNCConvention2020 ? #shameful— maxbrooks 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@MaxwellBrooks) August 25, 2020
re: #235 SteelPH
Hunter’s not even at all involved with Joe’s campaign, is he?
Not that I’ve seen. I saw him and his sister once and it was just to introduce Joe. And you don’t see him trash tweeting on his father’s behalf.
Wonkette has the feed to the RNC, with the caveat “don’t watch it.” The non-commentariat is busy snarking on everything going on, so apparently someone is watching.
With all the Trumps speaking at the RNC this week, we are so lucky Trump never got a dog or we’d have to sit through 10 minutes of barking. #RNChaos #RNCConvention2020 #RepublicanConvention #TrumpsZombieArmy #PutinsGOPConvention #RepublicanNationalConvention
— Bryan Kennedy (@BryanJKennedy) August 25, 2020
re: #239 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
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Would probably be the best 10 minutes of the convention
re: #239 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
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I still can’t get over how they don’t have a pet. So weird.
re: #157 Scout
I received this garbage in the mail this morning. I’m so livid my hands are still shaking.
My wife got the same letter weeks ago. She did not get her payment.
re: #241 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
I still can’t get over how they don’t have a pet. So weird.
The pet would be a hostage.
re: #236 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
An unhappy MAGAt.
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Trying to figure out how Amazon plays in search engines.
re: #244 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
The pet would be a hostage.
No doubt but I’m certain every President has had a pet.
Did this happen?
How did everyone miss that part in the beginning where the guy talks about his Covid treatment and Trump says, I had that too, plus a z-pack and zinc. He just admitted he got treated for Covid! @maddow @ChrisCuomo @CNN @MSNBC @ProjectLincoln #RNCConvention2020 #RNC2020
— still life with fruit (@ssirenss14) August 25, 2020
re: #241 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
I still can’t get over how they don’t have a pet. So weird.
Dogs can’t do him favors.
re: #247 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
Did this happen?
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Yeah, he took hydroxychloroquine (or said he did) for a couple weeks, but claimed he didn’t have Covid. Just randomly prophylactic. Or something.
re: #241 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
I still can’t get over how they don’t have a pet. So weird.
They have lots of pets.
Gym Jordan
Matt Gaetz
Rick Perry
Ted Nugent
Kid Rock
Lindsey Graham
Ben Carson
Etc etc
re: #245 Belafon
Trying to figure out how Amazon plays in search engines.
Probably talking about Fire TV/Amazon prime
It’s odd because on my Fire TV there is a big old banner right at the top for the convention, so not sure what he is referring to.
re: #249 calochortus
Yeah, he took hydroxychloroquine (or said he did) for a couple weeks, but claimed he didn’t have Covid. Just randomly prophylactic. Or something.
A Plocebo.
A frontrunner for the Republican nomination for president in 2024, ladies and germs. pic.twitter.com/D02LBNJzG3
— Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness the Charlie Lama (@teleskiguy) August 25, 2020
10 minutes of continuous dog barks would likely be the highlight of the RNC.
What’s more, it might also have spared everyone the loud barking already aired courtesy of Kimberly Guilfoyle… https://t.co/FWruUhiu1b— Arch (Soros Antifa Rabbi Commander And Spy Master) (@Arch_LGF) August 25, 2020
re: #251 nines09
They have lots of pets.
Gym Jordan
Matt Gaetz
Rick Perry
Ted Nugent
Kid Rock
Lindsey Graham
Ben Carson
Etc etc
Every cat, dog, fish, turtle or blue bellied lizard I ever had as a pet is deeply offended.
Tim Scott straight-up lies and sys that Biden wants to cut taxes for blue state millionaires and raise taxes on the poor.
I’m not here for praise of any speech that has brazen lies in it. Watch journalists after these remarks. He doesn’t deserve props.#RNCConvention2020— Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) August 25, 2020
A diversion from the RNC (1:06)
For 40-Year-Old Virgin’s 15th anniv, here’s @JuddApatow talking about casting @StormyDaniels as his go-to actress for nude scenes.
“She was hilarious and really funny and easy to work with… We used her other movies b/c I never wanted to ask anyone to be naked.” pic.twitter.com/fWToxDLu6v— Kevin Polowy (@djkevlar) August 19, 2020
re: #260 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
Blue state bad, red state good.
“I am living my mother’s American dream.”
Says the Black man on stage right now endorsing a white supremacist for president on national television.
Tim Scott is “that guy.” #RNC2020 #RNCConvention2020 pic.twitter.com/Z94G6qhGg7— Ernest Owens (@MrErnestOwens) August 25, 2020
— Ed Mix (@TheEdMix) August 25, 2020
re: #257 Rightwingconspirator
But you loved each one.
The really good thing about my reaction the the RNC? No hangover. I’m smoking rather than drinking away the images and sound bites.
Who else wants a dab or 6?
I got my commemorative stamps in the mail today. They only took two days to arrive, but they were mailed from St. Paul.
It’s sick that I can get hobby stamps in two days but veterans are winding up in the hospital because their drugs are sitting undelivered in a bin somewhere along with dead animals.
re: #264 gocart mozart
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They claim to hate racial politics yet Trump likes to insist he’s done more for black America than Lincoln.
re: #269 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
They claim to hate racial politics yet Trump likes to insist he’s done more for black America than Lincoln.
These people would complain you’re playing the race card when talking about sickle cell anemia and its victims.
re: #270 gwangung
These people would complain you’re playing the race card when talking about sickle cell anemia and its victims.
Win
re: #261 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
So trump himself didn’t speak tonight?
He spoke this afternoon for an hour.
so fucking sick of all the assholes on FB who claim that Biden is a racist and trump is not. Fuck this shit.
FT
re: #269 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
They claim to hate racial politics yet Trump likes to insist he’s done more for black America than Lincoln.
Well, he’s done more awful things for them than Lincoln…
re: #268 stpaulbear
I got my commemorative stamps in the mail today. They only took two days to arrive, but they were mailed from St. Paul.
It’s sick that I can get hobby stamps in two days but veterans are winding up in the hospital because their drugs are sitting undelivered in a bin somewhere along with dead animals.
I managed to get about a forty-five day stash of my epilepsy medication. If this postal service nonsense isn’t fixed by then, I’m either going to have to make a 260-mile round trip to the VA hospital in Cheyenne for a refill (every thirty days), or figure out if I can get the VA to send a prescription to the local pharmacy in the county seat (and pay the Tricare deductible).
And then there’s this
#RNCConvention2020 #KimberlyGuilfoyle2024@kimguilfoyle has won the night with the most powerful clear passionate speech of the night.
She would be a great candidate to the Presidency in 2024. First female Latina US President?@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @OANN @TuckerCarlson— The Beings of Light (@delaruefrederic) August 25, 2020
re: #277 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
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re: #258 jaunte
Tim Scott straight-up lies and sys that Biden wants to cut taxes for blue state millionaires and raise taxes on the poor.
I’m not here for praise of any speech that has brazen lies in it. Watch journalists after these remarks. He doesn’t deserve props.#RNCConvention2020— Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) August 25, 2020
I assume the comment about Biden’s tax plans relate to the repeal of the GOP tax scam. Certainly the restoration of SALT limits will help those of us who have higher property taxes and state income taxes in blue states; and those who are poor may lose certain modest benefits. My guess is that the Biden team would find some way to help the less affluent; he also promised to raise taxes on millionaires in general.
re: #277 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
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Incoherent screeching = passion now I guess.
Two analyses:
In 2016, the GOP put a lot of energy into convincing Sanders voters not to support the Democratic ticket. In 2020, they seem intent on persuading them that Joe Biden is actually awesome and the socialist utopia awaits.
— Ezra Klein (@ezraklein) August 25, 2020
This headline sums it up. https://t.co/q259tX7jqo
— Andrea (@bootydust17) August 25, 2020
re: #279 Hecuba’s daughter
I assume the comment about Biden’s tax plans relate to the repeal of the GOP tax scam. Certainly the restoration of SALT limits will help those of us who have higher property taxes and state income taxes in blue states; and those who are poor may lose certain modest benefits. My guess is that the Biden team would find some way to help the less affluent; he also promised to raise taxes on millionaires in general.
Didn’t people at certain levels see their taxes go up?
Angry, maskless spectators forced themselves into the Idaho House special session on the pandemic, shattering a glass door. Several lawmakers asked for calm and decorum from the gallery crowd that included a man armed with an assault-style weapon. https://t.co/mFGQZhpV52
— The Seattle Times (@seattletimes) August 25, 2020
Video of people breaking glass/pushing police officers at the Idaho Statehouse today. These people should be charged and arrested. #idpol pic.twitter.com/d6wynwtcvp
— Brad Bigford, NP (he/him) (@mursebigford) August 24, 2020
Gee, where’s the pepper balls, tear gas, or seven shots to the back for these guys? /////
re: #282 Belafon
Didn’t people at certain levels see their taxes go up?
The $10,000 limit on SALT deductions affected a lot of more affluent people in blue states.
re: #236 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
An unhappy MAGAt.
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Free market! GO USA!
— Oh. My. Glob. (@efuseakay) August 25, 2020
re: #284 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
😂😂😂😂😂
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They ain’t controlling the narrative. Hope Jr will enjoy photoshops of him nosedeep into coke tomorrow.
re: #283 Citizen K
Looks like they don’t have a pandemic in Idaho.
re: #286 GlutenFreeJesus
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This guy of course probably thinks the Fairness Doctrine is Marxism.
Take Back Canada is the conservatives in Canada harkening to MAGA.
After a clusterfuck of a conservative leadership conference to select a new leader (it’s his slogan).
re: #290 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
Take Back Canada is the conservatives in Canada harkening to MAGA.
After a clusterfuck of a conservative leadership conference to select a new leader (it’s his slogan).
The CPC went full Trump a couple of years ago.
re: #279 Hecuba’s daughter
I assume the comment about Biden’s tax plans relate to the repeal of the GOP tax scam. Certainly the restoration of SALT limits will help those of us who have higher property taxes and state income taxes in blue states; and those who are poor may lose certain modest benefits. My guess is that the Biden team would find some way to help the less affluent; he also promised to raise taxes on millionaires in general.
My bad: I should have said the elimination of the SALT limits, not restoration of SALT limits.
— Nunca Trump (@NeverTrumpTexan) August 25, 2020
So what did I miss? Have gone on a purposeful news blackout since Noon.
Communism collapsed 30 yrs ago. A failed ideology. Republicans are still running against the commie bogeyman under the bed.
No Dems are communists. A growing number, however, are democratic socialists—just like George Orwell, author of Animal Farm, 1984
Nuance is lost on RWers— Pat Bagley (@Patbagley) August 25, 2020
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