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Dr. Matt  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:18:13pm

As usual, the one-term fucktard is late.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:18:36pm

re: #1 Dr. Matt

As usual, the one-term fucktard is late.

It’s a power play. They’re all waiting on HIM, you see. I would laugh if they got up and walked out.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:20:02pm

And here we are, the press covering an empty podium again.

It would really be nice if someone cut in and said “we’ll come back if there’s any important developments.”

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Interesting Times  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:20:53pm

Ooof, remember this cartoon? Now Sheldon Whitehouse (D senator from RI) is retweeting it:

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thedopefishlives  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:22:45pm

OT: Text from church. Unexpected, both in timing and in content. The church is closing its doors and going to online-only for at least the remainder of the month. I’m actually amazed that we aren’t going full derp. We have a LOT of Republican maskholes in our congregation so that took some actual balls.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:23:13pm

re: #4 Interesting Times

Ooof, remember this cartoon? Now Sheldon Whitehouse (D senator from RI) is retweeting it:

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He’s going to have his hands full.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:23:48pm

re: #6 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He’s going to have his hands full.

Good thing he doesn’t have tiny Trump hands.

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:23:54pm
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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:23:55pm

re: #4 Interesting Times

Why ooof?

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William Lewis  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:24:05pm

re: #5 thedopefishlives

OT: Text from church. Unexpected, both in timing and in content. The church is closing its doors and going to online-only for at least the remainder of the month. I’m actually amazed that we aren’t going full derp. We have a LOT of Republican maskholes in our congregation so that took some actual balls.

I haven’t attended in person since this began. Still have yet to meet the new priest and her family. I’ll give thanks when I can.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:24:48pm

Who has the pool for how long before the networks cutaway because he’s a lying POS?

<5 min
5 - 10 min
11 min
12 min
13 min
14 min
15 min
>=15 min

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dangerman  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:24:55pm

repeating the gov ricketts lunacy from downstairs:

so
- masks work
- but they’re only one tool (yeah, so?)
- and i’m not gonna tell anyone to use them (because why??)
- or let anyone else tell anyone either

because they work but they’re only one tool
ok, any of those other tools a better tool?
would you mandate whatever the hell that is?

i swear it’s pretzels all the way down

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:25:58pm

re: #11 Dr. Matt

This could also (possibly) morph intoa concession?

Probably not

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:26:07pm

He finally arrives… .

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thedopefishlives  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:26:40pm

re: #10 William Lewis

I haven’t attended in person since this began. Still have yet to meet the new priest and her family. I’ll give thanks when I can.

A wise move. I’ve been serving because our tech crew has been very thin, even before the pandemic, and as someone at only moderate risk personally, I rolled the dice. Now, I’ll be back working with the same people who have been in my bubble since March, several of whom will be recovered from the disease soon.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:26:49pm

This is comical.

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:27:23pm

Trump is seizing the means of infection.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:27:37pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:27:41pm

Light racism “China virus vaccine” and Pfizer already said they had no help from the government.

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Interesting Times  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:28:07pm

re: #9 Belafon

Why ooof?

As in directed at trump (same as one could say, “Ooof, Biden won the same number of EC votes as you but with a 5-million+ popular vote win!”)

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dangerman  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:29:08pm

re: #17 jaunte

Trump is seizing the means of infection.

+1

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Dr. Matt  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:29:25pm

He’s so petty and desperate. Good riddance.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:29:34pm

Yeah, rabies shots are just one tool, too, along with testing and eradication. The Genocidal Ogre Party obviously favors the latter.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:29:50pm
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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:30:29pm

Sick man. Thank you, Democratic voters, for intervening.

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Egregious Philbin  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:30:56pm

He is ranting about NY…what a tool.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:31:09pm

Testing causes cases!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:31:09pm

What the fuque is this nonsense of New York.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:31:22pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

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Congratulations on what?

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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:31:23pm

re: #18 Patricia Kayden

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Timely for one person. And yet it still wasn’t enough.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:31:50pm

Pssssst, you’ll be gone in April. The governor will not be contacting you.

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Interesting Times  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:31:56pm

Not watching. Is there anything he’s doing/saying that’s genuinely unexpected?

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calochortus  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:32:00pm

re: #28 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

What the fuque is this nonsense of New York.

“My political opposition needs to beg.”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:32:09pm

re: #28 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

What the fuque is this nonsense of New York.

Just another day taking digs at Democratic states.

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piratedan  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:32:15pm

re: #19 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Pfizer corrected that, apparently the guys working on the vaccine proper didn’t know, but the financial dudes did… at least that was the last I read about it…

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Mike Lamb  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:32:17pm

re: #24 Charles Johnson

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Since my mental health dictates that I don’t watch these…is he saying that world leaders are congratulating him on the COVID response?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:32:24pm

Is it Festivus yet? We’re going through the Airing of Grievances (and lies).

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Egregious Philbin  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:32:43pm

But what about hydrochloroquinine?

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:32:55pm

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

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calochortus  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:32:57pm

re: #36 Mike Lamb

Since my mental health dictates that I don’t watch these…is he saying that world leaders are congratulating him on the COVID response?

Pretty much.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:33:14pm

re: #36 Mike Lamb

Since my mental health dictates that I don’t watch these…is he saying that world leaders are congratulating him on the COVID response?

Yes.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:33:18pm

Holy crap. He’s reading from prepared notes but still is rambling all over the place.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:33:20pm

re: #35 piratedan

Pfizer corrected that, apparently the guys working on the vaccine proper didn’t know, but the financial dudes did… at least that was the last I read about it…

The US pre-bought doses as part of WS. That was their only interaction.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:33:30pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:33:38pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

Gone. What was it?

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:33:50pm

Lying about Pfizer.

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Florida Panhandler  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:33:56pm

A reminder, as an orange baboon shitgoblin rants, we are only about 8 weeks or so away from an actual responsible human being with actual mental faculties suitable for the job.

Not only that, we have as a safety net a razor sharp VP as a hopefully unneeded backup instead of a theocratic mannequin. Much better times are ahead and these past 4 years never to be repeated in this country.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:33:57pm
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Mike Lamb  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:34:26pm

re: #40 calochortus

Pretty much.

Welp…he’s had a psychotic break.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:34:28pm
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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:35:14pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

Let me know if some grown man cried for the first time at the announcement that Trump had discovered a vaccine.

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calochortus  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:35:17pm

re: #43 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The US pre-bought doses as part of WS. That was their only interaction.

Particularly since it was developed by a German company (founded by Turkish immigrants) and they partnered with Pfizer because the German company had no way to produce large quantities of vaccine.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:36:10pm

So I went to look up the Cuomo claim. It comes from the right wing fever swamps, made it to FOX, where I assume Trump got it.

What Gov. Cuomo actually said is here:

Gov. Cuomo on possible COVID-19 vaccine: ‘Good news, bad news’ (Newsday)

Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo said Monday a possible vaccine for COVID-19 is good news, but he worried the Trump administration will fail to distribute it quickly and equitably.

Pfizer said Monday morning that the two-shot vaccine it is developing is more than 90% effective in clinical trials, and could be available by the end of the year.

“It’s good news, bad news,” Cuomo said on ABC’s “Good Morning America.”

“The good news is that the Pfizer tests look good and we’ll have a vaccine shortly,” the governor said. “The bad news is that it’s about two months before Joe Biden takes over and that means this administration is going to be implementing a vaccine plan.”

The Trump administration “is rolling out the vaccination plan and I believe it’s flawed,” Cuomo said.

President Donald Trump is relying mainly on the private sector, including pharmacies and hospitals, to administer the vaccine, Cuomo said, “and that’s going to leave out all sorts of communities that were left out the first time when COVID ravaged them.”

He also said the process will be slow without more federal involvement.

(more)

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:36:10pm

re: #43 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The US pre-bought doses as part of WS. That was their only interaction.

Totally Trump’s doing, then.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:36:20pm
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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:36:21pm

re: #50 Teddy’s Person ✌

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So the researchers were correct in the funding part.

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:36:26pm

/

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Decatur Deb  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:36:45pm

In TrumpAmerica, Warpspeed is joining you.

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Vote Cthulhu - No longer the greater evil!  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:36:47pm

Someone needs to tell him that the reason the Dow is up over 400 points is because Arizona, Georgia, and North Carolina were all called, and put the final nails in his presidency.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:37:29pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

??

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calochortus  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:37:38pm

He seems to be outlining his Covid plans for his second term.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:37:45pm

re: #54 jaunte

Totally Trump’s doing, then.

I’d be surprised if they didn’t do this for all t the candidate vaccines.

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VegasGolfer  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:38:22pm

What happened to this shitbirds hair? It’s white now with some dark colors on the side?
Did his make up artist quit?

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:38:33pm

re: #61 calochortus

He seems to be outlining his Covid plans for his second term.

Well, he sure hasn’t had any for this term.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:38:35pm
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Florida Panhandler  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:39:03pm

Has anyone asked how Socialist/ Commie Germany with its government-controlled healthcare managed to host companies responsible for a hopeful covid vaccine?

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:39:04pm

re: #60 Dr. Matt

Just a typo.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:39:11pm

I LOVE that PBS put up a chyron, “Joe Biden was Declared Winner of The Presidential Race on Saturday” while Dear Leader was wondering who would be the next administration.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:39:26pm

re: #63 VegasGolfer

What happened to this shitbirds hair? It’s white now with some dark colors on the side?
Did his make up artist quit?

He ran out of orange shoe polish.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:40:44pm
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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:40:54pm

Trump almost admitted there is going to be another administration next year.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:42:32pm

The creature.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:42:47pm

Can someone change the locks while he is outside?

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wrenchwench  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:43:02pm

re: #71 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Trump almost admitted there is going to be another administration next year.

I thought I saw that in the closed captions.

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dangerman  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:43:11pm

re: #71 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Trump almost admitted there is going to be another administration next year.

if you dont say it, then it doesnt happen

if he slips, wait for how long it takes him to say ‘jinx’

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KGxvi  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:43:19pm

What have I missed? Anything of interest? Or just rage pouting?

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:43:37pm
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Dr. Matt  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:43:50pm

re: #76 KGxvi

What have I missed? Anything of interest? Or just rage pouting?

No. No. Yes.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:44:16pm

re: #76 KGxvi

What have I missed? Anything of interest? Or just rage pouting?

More like taking credit for other people’s work.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:44:36pm

re: #76 KGxvi

What have I missed? Anything of interest? Or just rage pouting?

Not really, no.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:45:59pm

Is the asshole still talking?

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KGxvi  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:46:05pm

Who is the dude talking right now?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:46:14pm
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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:46:31pm

re: #81 Eclectic Cyborg

Is the asshole still talking?

That will be the name of his new show.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:48:59pm

Sounds like Jared wrote the comments for the military guy now speaking.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:49:02pm

Note where on this list Lancaster County (seat and state capital Lincoln) and Douglas (seat Omaha) are compared to Scott’s Bluff (seat Gering, in the Panhandle).

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:49:31pm
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Barefoot Grin  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:49:43pm

Since Trump is such a stickler for truth wrt Pfizer, perhaps this would be a good time to acknowledge that he had no part in the Veterans Choice legislation that was passed two years before he took office.

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PrairieQueen  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:50:43pm

I can’t bear to look at his puckered anus mouth or face or listen to his voice. Was the whole purpose of this presser to congratulate himself on his COVID response? WTF? There is no COVID response. He has done nothing but de-legitimize the disease, tout crazy cures and mock masks.

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KGxvi  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:51:19pm

“thank you mr president for providing the leadership that has gotten us where we are today…”

I’ve got CC on, so I don’t know if that was said sarcastically, but it should have been.

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calochortus  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:51:39pm

re: #89 PrairieQueen

I can’t bear to look at his puckered anus mouth or face or listen to his voice. Was the whole purpose of this presser to congratulate himself on his COVID response? WTF? There is no COVID response. He has done nothing but de-legitimize the disease, tout crazy cures and mock masks.

He just wants to take credit for the vaccine(s) and have people thank him publicly.

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Teukka  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:51:58pm

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:52:05pm

re: #91 calochortus

He just wants to take credit for the vaccine(s) and have people thank him publicly.

One last sir story for old times sake sir!

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:52:50pm

I’d also like to return to Bill Barr’s comments about how the winners determine what is right….

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:52:52pm

re: #91 calochortus

He just wants to take credit for the vaccine(s) and have people thank him publicly.

He still lost. 😂

Let’s take that win and let him jack off to the right whingers adulation.

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calochortus  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:53:06pm

Going after NY again? Really?

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Decatur Deb  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:53:28pm

The US crossed 11,000,000 cases this afternoon on the Worldometer count.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:54:17pm

Hey, nobody cares what these other corrupt idiots are saying. Get back to Trump, I want to see him melt down some more.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:54:17pm

re: #97 Decatur Deb

The US crossed 11,000,000 cases today on the Worldometer count.

Heck of a job Trumpie.

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PrairieQueen  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:55:13pm

re: #91 calochortus

He just wants to take credit for the vaccine(s) and have people thank him publicly.

And then return to his bunker to rant about voting machines with artificial intelligence.

Got it.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:55:57pm
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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:56:08pm

Now it’s Mike’s turn to kiss Trump ass.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:56:19pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:56:32pm

re: #102 Teddy’s Person ✌

Now it’s Mike’s turn to kiss Trump ass.

I thought Mike was going to Florida.

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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:56:35pm

re: #97 Decatur Deb

The US crossed 11,000,000 cases today on the Worldometer count.

We’re currently on pace to add around a million per week.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:57:16pm

re: #104 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I thought Mike was going to Florida.

He cancelled those plans to stay in DC and prop up Trump’s ego.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:57:17pm

re: #103 Charles Johnson

He wants to be the Great Successor so bad.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:57:33pm

re: #106 Teddy’s Person ✌

He cancelled those plans to stay in DC and prop up Trump’s ego.

Ah okay, I think I did hear that now that you mention it.

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KGxvi  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:57:43pm

Pence sounding like he’s preparing to run in 2024?

I know it’s a long way away and all, but I’m not going to lie, I want Trump to highjack the Constitution Party (or whatever it’s called) in 2024 and just completely fuck shit up for everyone.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:58:47pm

re: #107 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

He wants to be the Great Successor so bad.

Man was born to be a minor character in his own biography.

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calochortus  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:58:54pm

What? No questions? I’m shocked.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:58:55pm

re: #106 Teddy’s Person ✌

He cancelled those plans to stay in DC and prop up Trump’s ego.

And there was a hurricane.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:59:01pm

re: #108 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Ah okay, I think I did hear that now that you mention it.

I honestly forget the stated reason, but it was pretty apparent it was about helping ‘staff deal with Trump’s feelings.

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Teddy's Person ✌  Nov 13, 2020 • 1:59:44pm

re: #112 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

And there was a hurricane.

That’s right.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:00:03pm

re: #110 Decatur Deb

Man was born to be a minor character in his own biography.

Probably the most inconsequential VP in some time. I can see him winning the Iowa Caucus since the I hate gays stuff really sells with those voters but beyond that, he’s probably more likely to end up like Santorum and Huckabee.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:00:10pm

re: #110 Decatur Deb

Man was born to be a minor character in his own biography.

+1000

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calochortus  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:01:09pm

And with that, I hear my sewing machine calling me.

BBL

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Charles Johnson  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:02:28pm
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Jay C  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:02:37pm

re: #115 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Probably the most inconsequential VP in some time. I can see him winning the Iowa Caucus since the I hate gays stuff really sells with those voters but beyond that, he’s probably more likely to end up like Santorum and Huckabee.

Must be something about Indiana: I would have pegged Dan Quayle for that award, but Pence comes close, to say the least….

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:02:54pm

re: #115 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Probably the most inconsequential VP in some time.

As proven by losing a debate to a fly.

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PrairieQueen  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:03:03pm

When Trump won the nomination, I warned people he reminded me of a BoD bigshot I knew that could’ve been Trump’s twin. Such a narcissist he could not hold a conversation unless it was redirected to be all about him. Huge personality. Pathological liar. Serial liar. Grabass, and lost an expensive lawsuit for assgrabbing, which he continued to lie about.

He also helped himself to the org’s money, feeling it was owed to him. He was voted off the board he served on, and contested the results.

He was so despised that when he died the location of the funeral wasn’t announced because people threatened to piss on his grave.

For anyone that believes in reincarnation, Trump is that guy reincarnated. The only way we’ll stop hearing about him is if he happens to die.

Oh, and I was right about Trump.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:03:16pm

re: #119 Jay C

Must be something about Indiana: I would have pegged Dan Quayle for that award, but Pence comes close, to say the least….

OI! I resemble that remark!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:04:26pm

By years end more Americans will have died of Covid than died in combat during World War II.

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KGxvi  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:06:03pm

re: #119 Jay C

Must be something about Indiana: I would have pegged Dan Quayle for that award, but Pence comes close, to say the least….

I was thinking of Quayle as well. But with Quayle, you could make the argument that GHW Bush was so well qualified and there was enough comity in Congress that there wasn’t anything for him to do. Pence should have been the opposite - Trump had no experience and Congress was varying degrees of shitshows for four years. Yet, fucking worthless.

For the older folks, what was Mondale like? Maybe this has something to do with being a one term VP?

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EPR-radar  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:07:19pm

re: #123 Eclectic Cyborg

By years end more Americans will have died of Covid than died in combat during World War II.

This way always the way to bet, but it will still be grim to see it actually happen.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:08:15pm

re: #119 Jay C

Must be something about Indiana: I would have pegged Dan Quayle for that award, but Pence comes close, to say the least….

To go further back and it’s a shame because he seems to have been a decent and forward thinking enough man but Wilson’s VP too, Thomas Marshall who famously told a story of two brothers: One who went to sea and one who became VP, neither were ever heard from again. Don’t know of any other VPs from Indiana.

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EPR-radar  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:09:00pm

re: #124 KGxvi

I was thinking of Quayle as well. But with Quayle, you could make the argument that GHW Bush was so well qualified and there was enough comity in Congress that there wasn’t anything for him to do. Pence should have been the opposite - Trump had no experience and Congress was varying degrees of shitshows for four years. Yet, fucking worthless.

For the older folks, what was Mondale like? Maybe this has something to do with being a one term VP?

Mondale was pretty much a non-factor at the time. The hostages in Iran were the BFD then. All of the better timelines have more helicopters on the hostage rescue mission.

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NO SMOCKING GUN!  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:09:20pm

re: #124 KGxvi

I was thinking of Quayle as well. But with Quayle, you could make the argument that GHW Bush was so well qualified and there was enough comity in Congress that there wasn’t anything for him to do. Pence should have been the opposite - Trump had no experience and Congress was varying degrees of shitshows for four years. Yet, fucking worthless.

For the older folks, what was Mondale like? Maybe this has something to do with being a one term VP?

Mondale did win the nomination for President. But he had no chance against Reagan, who had the benefit of an economy rebounding from a Fed induced recession.

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:10:13pm

This thread has everything:
Russians, Dan Bongino, Steve Bannon, The Epoch Times, Guo Wengui.
Candace Owens and Cassandra Fairbanks.
Jesse Benton, a political operative who had worked with Ron Paul, Rand Paul, and Mitch McConnell, and is married to Ron Paul’s granddaughter.
The hospitality coordinator of the BLT Prime steakhouse at the Trump hotel in DC, Elise Rhodes.
An “Honored Builder of Russia.”
Thousands of Russia-aligned online operatives.
NDMASCENDANT LLC. mystery Delaware corp. owner of Parler (filed by Greenberg Traurig, LLP, Rudy Giuliani’s former firm. He was traveling in Russia and the region at the time Parler was founded in late 2018).

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:10:17pm

Old girl home post surgery. Still a bit stoned, but not like the ER visit.
Had hematoma in ear, had to open it up, removed some fibrus tissue, and sew everything back together so it won’t fill with fluids again.
Also had a biopsy on mass on left thigh

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KGxvi  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:13:25pm

re: #128 NO SMOCKING GUN!

Mondale did win the nomination for President. But he had no chance against Reagan, who had the benefit of an economy rebounding from a Fed induced recession.

I know he won the nomination, but I just meant as VP?

My hunch is that in most cases if a VP seeks the nomination they’re likely to get it. Quayle is that much of an outlier (though maybe he could have got the nomination in 1996). Quayle, Cheney, Rockefeller, and Agnew are the only VPs in the post-war era that weren’t later their party’s nominee for president.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:15:50pm

Remember when he had to admit that the Birther thing was BS, but instead made some off-the-cuff remark and then led reporters on a tour of his new hotel?

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:17:56pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:18:50pm

re: #129 jaunte

This thread has everything:
Russians, Dan Bongino, Steve Bannon, The Epoch Times, Guo Wengui.
Candace Owens and Cassandra Fairbanks.
Jesse Benton, a political operative who had worked with Ron Paul, Rand Paul, and Mitch McConnell, and is married to Ron Paul’s granddaughter.
The hospitality coordinator of the BLT Prime steakhouse at the Trump hotel in DC, Elise Rhodes.
An “Honored Builder of Russia.”
Thousands of Russia-aligned online operatives.
NDMASCENDANT LLC. mystery Delaware corp. owner of Parler (filed by Greenberg Traurig, LLP, Rudy Giuliani’s former firm. He was traveling in Russia and the region at the time Parler was founded in late 2018).

Yet another Ron Paul connection. As I’ve said before, that guy was the white supremacist candidate du jour until Trump came along. I am so glad that I never fell for his shit. Yes, I oppose the drug war and yes I oppose the Bush Doctrine too but Fuck Ron Paul.

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dangerman  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:18:51pm

re: #101 Dread Pirate Ron

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it is not understandable
and never was
“we’re special” is NOT how to beat this

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nines09  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:18:58pm

re: #118 Charles Johnson

Trump takes a shit, leaves others to clean it up. Film @11.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:19:18pm

re: #130 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Old girl home post surgery. Still a bit stoned, but not like the ER visit.
Had hematoma in ear, had to open it up, removed some fibrus tissue, and sew everything back together so it won’t fill with fluids again.
Also had a biopsy on mass on left thigh

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Poor little sweetie. 💋💋💋💋💋💋

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:19:49pm

re: #131 KGxvi

I know he won the nomination, but I just meant as VP?

My hunch is that in most cases if a VP seeks the nomination they’re likely to get it. Quayle is that much of an outlier (though maybe he could have got the nomination in 1996). Quayle, Cheney, Rockefeller, and Agnew are the only VPs in the post-war era that weren’t later their party’s nominee for president.

As Vice-President, he was the first VP to establish an office in the White House. He established the idea of an active VP. He travelled extensively around the country to tout Jimmy Carter’s foreign policy ideas.

During the Iran hostage crisis, he travelled to USS Midway (CV-41) to brief the crew on what was happening.

He is remembered as a political troubleshooter for the Carter Administration while VP.

He is currently the longest-lived former VP. Together with Jimmy Carter, they are the longest-lived team, breaking the record of the Adams-Jefferson Administration.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:20:12pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:20:39pm

re: #132 Barefoot Grin

Remember when he had to admit that the Birther thing was BS, but instead made some off-the-cuff remark and then led reporters on a tour of his new hotel?

It was just “I no longer believe that” and no apologies to Obama for pushing that shit. The birther shit was one of the ugliest things you’ll ever seen directed at a US President. Yes, other Presidents were insulted and I definitely made some Chimp and Dumbya jokes about Bush but I never denied he was American ffs. I can’t wait to read Obama’s memoir. From the excerpts, I’m seeing, it doesn’t look like he pulls any punches.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:22:53pm

re: #131 KGxvi

I know he won the nomination, but I just meant as VP?

My hunch is that in most cases if a VP seeks the nomination they’re likely to get it. Quayle is that much of an outlier (though maybe he could have got the nomination in 1996). Quayle, Cheney, Rockefeller, and Agnew are the only VPs in the post-war era that weren’t later their party’s nominee for president.

I wasn’t alive for the Carter years but I imagine Mondale had a great deal of influence given that Carter was coming new to Washington. I honestly just don’t see Pence keeping with tradition and grabbing his party’s nomination in 2024. In a pre-Trump GOP, absolutely I could but it is anyone’s game now.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:23:05pm

LOL #MillionMAGAMarch is being spammed both with Tik Tok videos of K-pop and with people posting stacks of pancakes for breakfast.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:30:03pm

re: #142 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

LOL #MillionMAGAMarch is being spammed both with Tik Tok videos of K-pop and with people posting stacks of pancakes for breakfast.

And pancakes apparently. I’ve seen a bunch.

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KGxvi  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:30:24pm

re: #141 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I wasn’t alive for the Carter years but I imagine Mondale had a great deal of influence given that Carter was coming new to Washington. I honestly just don’t see Pence keeping with tradition and grabbing his party’s nomination in 2024. In a pre-Trump GOP, absolutely I could but it is anyone’s game now.

I really do think Trump is going to try and highjack the Constitution Party to run as an independent (he won’t do the hard work of qualifying as an independent in all jurisdictions, but he’ll absolutely highjack a third party that has ballot access). Which will make the GOP primaries in 4 years even more interesting.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:30:33pm

re: #143 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

And pancakes apparently. I’ve seen a bunch.

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Shit. I missed what you said.

Argh!!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:31:40pm

Iota is here.

Let the puns begin.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:36:22pm

It’s also the time of year when the western Pacific throws out a lot of storms. Philippines has been hit twice by major typhoons in the past two weeks:

Death Toll Rises in the Philippines as Vietnam Braces for Typhoon Vamco

..

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:38:15pm

re: #143 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

And pancakes apparently. I’ve seen a bunch.

And conservatives are already whinging about how their free speech is being suppressed. Fun fact, assholes, you don’t own Twitter’s hashtags, and photographs and videos of K-pop bands and pancakes are also free speech. Go flounce to Parler.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:38:40pm

And then there’s this. 😂😂😂

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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:40:46pm

This woman wins the Kayliegh Nickname competition, by a mile.

‘Sad Vanna.’ That’s a damn winner.

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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:41:04pm

re: #142 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

LOL #MillionMAGAMarch is being spammed both with Tik Tok videos of K-pop and with people posting stacks of pancakes for breakfast.

Love those kids.

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sagehen  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:42:06pm

re: #143 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

And pancakes apparently. I’ve seen a bunch.

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Jonathan Richman - I`m A Little Dinosaur

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:42:18pm

re: #119 Jay C

Must be something about Indiana: I would have pegged Dan Quayle for that award, but Pence comes close, to say the least….

The Indiana of Birch Bayh and Vance Hartke is long gone.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:45:00pm

(0:47)

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:45:09pm

re: #143 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

And pancakes apparently. I’ve seen a bunch.

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What? No Bacon with the dinosaur pancakes? Now we know how T-Rex just LOVES that Bacon!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:48:39pm

re: #150 makeitstop

This woman wins the Kayliegh Nickname competition, by a mile.

‘Sad Vanna.’ That’s a damn winner.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:49:21pm

re: #153 🌹UOJB!

The Indiana of Birch Bayh and Vance Hartke is long gone.

Mayor Pete but I can’t see him getting elected statewide. Might be better to take a job in Biden’s cabinet and move to a more friendly state though that’s always risky.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:50:01pm

re: #154 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

(0:47)

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Aw shit I’m laughing my ass off because I know my Q Cuck Klan relatives are pissed off at them pancake pics!

I love those K-Pop kids!!!!!

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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:56:41pm

DoJ to Barr: Screw you, Fatso!

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thedopefishlives  Nov 13, 2020 • 2:59:44pm

re: #153 🌹UOJB!

The Indiana of Birch Bayh and Vance Hartke is long gone.

Evan Bayh! I remember him, damn. That was an era.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:01:55pm

We’re at 173,000 new cases so far today.

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A Cranky One  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:03:06pm

re: #158 🌹UOJB!

Aw shit I’m laughing my ass off because I know my Q Cuck Klan relatives are pissed off at them pancake pics!

I love those K-Pop kids!!!!!

It’s part of an elaborate sting. Get the Q Cuckers hungry for pancakes, then pick them up at the local Waffle House or IHOP as they come in.

Don’t tell.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:06:39pm

re: #150 makeitstop

This woman wins the Kayliegh Nickname competition, by a mile.

‘Sad Vanna.’ That’s a damn winner.

I’m going to posit that Kayleigh McEnany is not going to be eye candy like Vanna White still is at age sixty-three.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:08:19pm
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Dave In Austin  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:09:14pm
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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:09:49pm
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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:09:50pm

re: #130 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Keeping my fingers crossed for a good result on that biopsy

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Dave In Austin  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:10:32pm

re: #163 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

#SadVanna for the win.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:15:12pm

There’s no bottom whatsoever.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:17:05pm

re: #169 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

There’s no bottom whatsoever.

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Nice to see that asshole took off his hood and bedsheets.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:17:52pm

re: #169 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

There’s no bottom whatsoever.

Pentagon’s new senior advisor said politicians support Israel because they’ve been getting “very very rich,” from the Israel lobby. And called U.S. involvement in World War Two a “disaster,” engineered by the left to get out of the Great Depression.

Our involvement in WWII was definitely a disaster, if you look at it from the reich perspective.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:18:03pm

re: #169 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

There’s no bottom whatsoever.

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Only the best people.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:20:10pm

re: #169 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

There’s no bottom whatsoever.

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Holy shit. There’s a whole thread of insanity from that douchebag. That wasn’t the only whacky trying he said.

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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:22:34pm

re: #163 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I’m going to posit that Kayleigh McEnany is not going to be eye candy like Vanna White still is at age sixty-three.

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Definitely, cuz she isn’t eye candy now. Her face is weird. I think the hairstyle is at least partially to draw attention away from her face weirdness.

EDIT Not that there is anything wrong with having a weird face. Some of my best friends have weird faces. I’m pretty sure my face is weird too, which is why I too will not be eye candy when I hit 63.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:25:15pm

re: #169 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

There’s no bottom whatsoever.

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Yeah, the left totally bribed Japan to blow the shit out of Pearl Harbor just to drag America into a massively bloody war to end the Depression.

I guess those were the grandparents of the Leftists that engineered Covid.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:25:31pm

re: #156 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

SadVanna is doubtless auditioning for a key anchor position on the new Trump network. She is, like most Trump supporters, racist trash. There’s no need to make despicable allegations that somehow she’s blackmailed into performing this role: it comes naturally to racists like her.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:27:54pm

Fuck You Lou Dobbs and that goes DOUBLE for Traitor Nunes!

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:30:08pm

If there’s anything that can be said to be “good” about the COVID plague, it’s that I now have an iron-clad guilt-free excuse to avoid all holiday-oriented family gatherings this year. I probably would have done so anyway, but at least now I don’t have to make up excuses. I’m not quite at the point where I can overtly specify that the reason I’m not showing up is because a good 50% of the attendees are RWNJs who won’t be able to resist spewing the latest Facebook bullshit, so I’m glad not to have to make up excuses.

A huge chunk of my family lost their minds after 9/11, and their low-level background radiation insanity was made much more prominent when The Bee-Ell-Ay-See-Kay Guy was elected (twice!). Then came Trump, and it was like the Yellowstone Caldera of stupid had exploded. My closest living relative “graduated” from Fox News to OANN, because Fox was “too liberal”. And that was about 2 years ago. I don’t think he’s gone full Qanon yet, but I don’t want to find out because I can’t take it.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:30:57pm

re: #169 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

There’s no bottom whatsoever.

Order of events:

Empire of Japan attacks multiple US targets including Pearl Harbor and The Philippines.

FDR calls for a joint session of Congress to declare war on the Empire of Japan: Liberals and conservatives both voted for the Joint Resolution of the House and Senate.

Germany and Italy declare war on the United States in support of their ally Japan.

That wingnut doesn’t have enough anti-Semitic dog whistles in that statement, does he? Does he need to buy a vowel from Sad Vanna?

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:32:28pm

re: #177 🌹UOJB!

They don’t have to “accept” it. Like my grandmother used to say (somewhat bizarrely), “they can go scratch their little mad spot”.

I still don’t know exactly what that means, but it sounded especially spiteful when she said it and that’s a fond memory.

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BeachDem  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:32:48pm

re: #173 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Holy shit. There’s a whole thread of insanity from that douchebag. That wasn’t the only whacky trying he said.

Per his wiki

MacGregor has also stated that martial law should be instituted on the U.S.-Mexico border and argued for the extrajudicial execution of those who cross the border at unofficial ports of entry. Macgregor has also made statements in support of Israel having defensible borders, the annexation of the Golan Heights, and the decision to move the US embassy to Jerusalem.

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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:33:01pm

re: #174 Jebediah, RBG

Ha ha just kidding I checked with my mom and she says I’m gorgeous

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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:33:46pm

re: #169 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:33:50pm

re: #176 Hecuba’s daughter

SadVanna is doubtless auditioning for a key anchor position on the new Trump network. She is, like most Trump supporters, racist trash. There’s no need to make despicable allegations that somehow she’s blackmailed into performing this role: it comes naturally to racists like her.

There’s your run-of-the-mill racist, and a racist that Donald Trump would trust to work closely with him.

Mobsters tend to have dirt on people to keep them loyal.

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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:34:45pm

re: #180 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

They don’t have to “accept” it. Like my grandmother used to say (somewhat bizarrely), “they can go scratch their little mad spot”.

I still don’t know exactly what that means, but it sounded especially spiteful when she said it and that’s a fond memory.

Is it like scratching an itchy spot? Like, let them indulge their stupid anger cuz who cares?

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Jay C  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:39:19pm

re: #160 thedopefishlives

Evan Bayh! I remember him, damn. That was an era.

The only (future) Senator I have actually met in person. Many moons ago, he had been the owner of the apartment my company had rented when we first set up in NY. He came by, once, to inspect the place before putting it on the market. He picked New Years Day - needless to say (the future) Mrs. Jay and I were not (to say the least) all that up for company: but Evan was very nice about it - Indiana, and all…

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:40:28pm

re: #181 BeachDem

Per his wiki

MacGregor has also stated that martial law should be instituted on the U.S.-Mexico border and argued for the extrajudicial execution of those who cross the border at unofficial ports of entry. Macgregor has also made statements in support of Israel having defensible borders, the annexation of the Golan Heights, and the decision to move the US embassy to Jerusalem.

What a sick bastard.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:40:48pm

re: #63 VegasGolfer

What happened to this shitbirds hair? It’s white now with some dark colors on the side?
Did his make up artist quit?

Maybe he caught something from Pence. Spread by flies perhaps?
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:42:12pm
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:43:12pm

Thanks, Gateway Pundit (AKA The Dumbest Man on the Internet)

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:43:18pm
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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:44:10pm

re: #180 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

“they can go scratch their little mad spot”.

I like it!

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DesertDenizen  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:44:35pm

re: #186 Jay C

The only (future) Senator I have actually met in person. Many moons ago, he had been the owner of the apartment my company had rented when we first set up on NY. He came by, once, to inspect the place before putting it on the market. He picked New Years Day - needless to say (the future) Mrs. Jay and I were not (to say the least) all that up for company: but Evan was very nice about it - Indiana, and all…

I met Mark Kelly and Gabby Giffords at a Halloween party shortly after she was elected. Nice people.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:45:22pm
195
EPR-radar  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:45:45pm

re: #178 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

If there’s anything that can be said to be “good” about the COVID plague, it’s that I now have an iron-clad guilt-free excuse to avoid all holiday-oriented family gatherings this year. I probably would have done so anyway, but at least now I don’t have to make up excuses. I’m not quite at the point where I can overtly specify that the reason I’m not showing up is because a good 50% of the attendees are RWNJs who won’t be able to resist spewing the latest Facebook bullshit, so I’m glad not to have to make up excuses.

A huge chunk of my family lost their minds after 9/11, and their low-level background radiation insanity was made much more prominent when The Bee-Ell-Ay-See-Kay Guy was elected (twice!). Then came Trump, and it was like the Yellowstone Caldera of stupid had exploded. My closest living relative “graduated” from Fox News to OANN, because Fox was “too liberal”. And that was about 2 years ago. I don’t think he’s gone full Qanon yet, but I don’t want to find out because I can’t take it.

All mentions of Qanon should include their glorious full name: “Q Cuck Clan”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:47:09pm

re: #195 EPR-radar

All mentions of Qanon should include their glorious full name: “Q Cuck Clan”

Hubs said the the whole Dominion voting machine thing started with the Q Cuck Klanners and jumped like a coronavirus to OANN.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:47:40pm

re: #190 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Thanks, Gateway Pundit (AKA The Dumbest Man on the Internet)

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Ugh, flashbacks to CCJ.

BREAKING! EXCLUSIVE!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:51:59pm

From 2019:

👀

GSA Administrator Emily Murphy told investigators she often permitted her immediate staff to consume alcohol after business hours on Fridays, but was not aware of the formal process for approving drinking in the office.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:52:40pm

Thread, sixteen tweets.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:52:46pm

re: #186 Jay C

The only (future) Senator I have actually met in person. Many moons ago, he had been the owner of the apartment my company had rented when we first set up in NY. He came by, once, to inspect the place before putting it on the market. He picked New Years Day - needless to say (the future) Mrs. Jay and I were not (to say the least) all that up for company: but Evan was very nice about it - Indiana, and all…

Didn’t meet him, but somewhere in my pile of school papers I have a stamped certificate from him for some achievement or another.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:53:03pm

re: #178 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I might also point out that the majority of the now-crazy contingent of my family are college-educated, “white collar” types. They’re not meth-addled knuckle-draggers.

Lamentably, the same was true of a good chunk of the Branch Davidians and the Heaven’s Gate cult, too.

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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:54:29pm
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:54:33pm

re: #193 DesertDenizen

I met Mark Kelly and Gabby Giffords at a Halloween party shortly after she was elected. Nice people.

I’ve only met a few politicians but Jennifer Wexton whose re-election I still helped after I moved district is lovely. I’ve met her three different times and she remembered the attorney I used to work for. Tim Kaine is also great. I feel the 2016 Election lore has made him out to be a bore but he’s really a solid guy and a big part of why Virginia has become so blue. I got a selfie with him at a brewery but unfortunately the photo quality sucked. Warner and Gerry Connolly. Friendly enough but a little more formal. I do hear Connolly has an annual St. Patrick’s Day Party and I might be interested in that now that I live in his district.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:54:42pm

Trump apparently said that he’d withhold the vaccine from NY State during his presser today.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:56:10pm

re: #202 makeitstop

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Awwwww. Did Melania flush the Clairol down the toilet?

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:57:19pm
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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:57:22pm
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thedopefishlives  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:58:13pm

re: #206 jaunte

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He’s pulling a Trump. Declare victory and then just keep going as if nothing happened.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 3:58:42pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:00:00pm

for the win!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:01:10pm

re: #208 thedopefishlives

He’s pulling a Trump. Declare victory and then just keep going as if nothing happened.

I guess because Karen was with her husband, there was no one to call about the suspicious man in the Capitol Building.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:01:16pm

re: #199 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thread, sixteen tweets.

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No wonder all of Gosar’s brothers and sisters hate him!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:01:23pm

re: #199 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thread, sixteen tweets.

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That’s… disturbing.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:02:40pm
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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:03:37pm

re: #210 I Would Prefer Not To

for the win!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:04:53pm

Well just call this the Steve Miller Election as opposed to hte Stephen Miller one.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:05:43pm

re: #209 🌹UOJB!

For those who know.

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:07:56pm

re: #214 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

People not finished showing their ass after having one in the White House for four years.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:08:21pm

re: #208 thedopefishlives

He’s pulling a Trump. Declare victory and then just keep going as if nothing happened.

Arrest his ass.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:09:10pm

re: #189 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The official in charge of the Trump administration’s bid to speed up vaccine development wants permission from the White House to begin briefing the Biden transition.

“Here is a man who sees 50,000 or 60,000 of his soldiers die defending themselves bravely to the end. How can he surrender himself to the Bolshevists?”
—Hitler’s reaction to news of Paulus’ capture at Stalingrad

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:09:24pm

re: #214 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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That qualifies as today’s episode of STUPID TREK!

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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:10:16pm

re: #213 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

That’s… disturbing.

Gosar is headlining the Pancake rally tomorrow.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:13:42pm

re: #218 jaunte

People not finished showing their ass after having one in the White House for four years.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:15:28pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:15:29pm
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KingKenrod  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:16:47pm
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Ace Rothstein  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:17:27pm

Gray-haired Trump. The Grump.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:18:49pm

re: #227 Ace Rothstein

Gray-haired Trump. The Grump.

Pussy-grabbin’ Grandpa.

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:19:03pm

re: #223 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Why the fuck can’t parents just spell their kids’ names right? Mehridith? FFS

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thedopefishlives  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:19:50pm

re: #229 Ace Rothstein

Why the fuck can’t parents just spell their kids’ names right? Mehridith? FFS

OK, boomer.

//

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Decatur Deb  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:20:26pm

re: #229 Ace Rothstein

Why the fuck can’t parents just spell their kids’ names right? Mehridith? FFS

Can’t spell Meridith without me th.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:21:37pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:22:03pm

re: #228 Decatur Deb

Pussy-grabbin’ Grandpa.

Eeewwww

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retired cynic  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:22:17pm

New Stonekettle!

stonekettle.com

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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:22:32pm

re: #229 Ace Rothstein

Why the fuck can’t parents just spell their kids’ names right? Mehridith? FFS

She puts the ‘meh’ in Mehridith.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:22:39pm

re: #223 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Yep, apparently there is medication that stops you from being a racist.

As compared to those that simply allow you to keep sufficient control to avoid letting your inner self/racist out to say things on social media.
//

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:25:22pm

re: #225 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

< skeptical > okay < /skeptical >

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:28:29pm

re: #234 retired cynic

New Stonekettle!

stonekettle.com

A good one!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:29:17pm

re: #234 retired cynic

New Stonekettle!

stonekettle.com

Hmmm. Is it possible I was in Rota the same time Stonekettle was? He doesn’t give the date, just “a few years after El Caudillo died and the monarchy was restored.”

When I was there, there were also conservatives who wished for the old regime of “law and order” as well (and Franco peseta coins were still in circulation).

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:30:12pm

re: #229 Ace Rothstein

My nephew and his wife named their first daughter a name that sounds perfectly nice when spoken, but I have no idea how to spell it. Probably has four M’s and a silent Q.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:30:47pm

re: #237 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

< skeptical > okay < /skeptical >

I honestly don’t know what there going to do. They were hoping for a republican rout that didn’t come. Perhaps if trump isn’t at the top of the ticket it’ll happen.

No matter, were all fucked.

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retired cynic  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:35:41pm

re: #234 retired cynic

New Stonekettle!

stonekettle.com

The comments are good, too: many of them from people who have lived under dictatorships, and how a certain percentage of the people really liked the “law and order” and “peace and prosperity” they recall as being present under those dictators.

We’re going to have lots of this from Trump supporters for the foreseeable future, I’m afraid.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:35:47pm

Decency and common sense aren’t just dead in the Republican Party, they’ve been cremated and Rand Paul, Alex Jones, and Jerry Falwell are smoking the ashes in their
Aqua Buddha hookah.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:37:52pm
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Romantic Heretic  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:38:31pm

re: #150 makeitstop

For me she is ‘Trumps’ SpokesBarbie’.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:39:15pm
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retired cynic  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:39:32pm

h/t Juanita Jean

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A Three Hour Tour  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:41:21pm

re: #229 Ace Rothstein

Why the fuck can’t parents just spell their kids’ names right? Mehridith? FFS

My daughter has a deliberately misspelled middle name. We have her a Gaelic middle name, but spelled it phonetically because my wife wanted people to pronounce it correctly. I wanted it to be spelled the Gaelic way, because it resembles a mild English curse-word in the hopes that people would stumble or otherwise get embarrassed while trying to say it.

My wife won out, as she usually does.

Some years ago, after she had reached adulthood, I told my daughter about how she came by her name. The outraged “My middle name is an extended dad joke!” was priceless.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:42:49pm

re: #245 Romantic Heretic

For me she is ‘Trumps’ SpokesBarbie’.

For me any of them are Trump’s spokesmodel.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:43:09pm

re: #244 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Louis has been too long in the Texas sun. And the Cowboys still blow.

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jaunte  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:43:43pm
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:45:40pm

re: #241 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I appreciate that they are venomously anti-Trump, or at least seem to be. I am unsure of how effective they are. By that I don’t mean I doubt their effectiveness, I mean I just have no idea. I don’t have NORMAL PERSON TV (if it’s not streaming I don’t see it) so I have no idea if their ads appear anywhere other than the internet.

Some of them I think are inherently untrustworthy people. I don’t trust Rick Wilson and George Conway any farther than I could throw them while suffering a museum-quality hangover. I still read what they have to say, but I take it with so many grains of salt that I am in danger of iodine poisoning. Having read Stuart Stevens’ book and his Twitter output, I think he’s maybe somewhat less of a potential back-stabber. OR maybe he’s just more skilled at appearing that way. I don’t know. Steve Schimidt is the dope who brought us Sarah Palin (no matter how much he claims otherwise).

I mean, on one hand I think that if we tolerated Stalin long enough to destroy Hitler, we can tolerate the Never-Trump Republicans long enough to destroy Trump. It’s like the Fisher-Price Busytown Play Set version of the same situation.

But on the other hand, these are the same motherfuckers who have worked their whole adult lives to build the monster factory that built Trump, and is currently pumping out Trumplings non-stop.

So I am still unsure what to think.

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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:45:51pm

re: #225 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What’s the summary?

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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:47:07pm

re: #252 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Supposedly, an analysis showed that Trump did 7-8% worse in markets where their ads ran than in markets they didn’t.

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Jay C  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:50:10pm

re: #244 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

re: #246 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Why does this sound remarkably like Rudy Giuliani and his “Hunter Biden’s laptops” BS - albeit with (amazingly) even LESS credibility??

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:51:11pm

re: #191 jaunte

After reading that thread, I expect there will be an even bigger uptick in infection rate after Thanksgiving than I had originally anticipated.

Killing grandma to own the libs seems like a questionable strategy

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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:53:48pm

A slaughter, indeed.

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:54:31pm

re: #201 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I might also point out that the majority of the now-crazy contingent of my family are college-educated, “white collar” types. They’re not meth-addled knuckle-draggers.

But they are all now, thanks to their news viewing habits, hate addicts,

The last four years have displayed how serious that addiction is in America.

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Belafon  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:55:33pm
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Decatur Deb  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:58:55pm

re: #259 Belafon

New: The disparate tribes of MAGA Nation — Oath Keepers, Three Percenters, Infowars fanatics, Groypers, Proud Boys, white nationalists, neo-Nazis, and die-hard Trump fans — are promoting an impromptu, chaotic MAGApalooza rally in DC on Saturday.

It’ll be fine as long as the Methodists don’t show up—or the Irish.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 13, 2020 • 4:59:46pm

re: #260 Decatur Deb

It’ll be fine as long as the Methodists don’t show up—or the Irish.

[Wearing a green bowler hat and a shamrock lapel pin.] OI!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 13, 2020 • 5:02:00pm

re: #259 Belafon

Yeah I’m not going near the city tomorrow. Not gonna humor their misery.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 5:02:35pm

re: #252 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I appreciate that they are venomously anti-Trump, or at least seem to be. I am unsure of how effective they are. By that I don’t mean I doubt their effectiveness, I mean I just have no idea. I don’t have NORMAL PERSON TV (if it’s not streaming I don’t see it) so I have no idea if their ads appear anywhere other than the internet.

They ran then on TV in certain markets.

Some of them I think are inherently untrustworthy people. I don’t trust Rick Wilson and George Conway any farther than I could throw them while suffering a museum-quality hangover. I still read what they have to say, but I take it with so many grains of salt that I am in danger of iodine poisoning. Having read Stuart Stevens’ book and his Twitter output, I think he’s maybe somewhat less of a potential back-stabber. OR maybe he’s just more skilled at appearing that way. I don’t know. Steve Schimidt is the dope who brought us Sarah Palin (no matter how much he claims otherwise).

I mean, on one hand I think that if we tolerated Stalin long enough to destroy Hitler, we can tolerate the Never-Trump Republicans long enough to destroy Trump. It’s like the Fisher-Price Busytown Play Set version of the same situation.

But on the other hand, these are the same motherfuckers who have worked their whole adult lives to build the monster factory that built Trump, and is currently pumping out Trumplings non-stop.

So I am still unsure what to think.

I don’t trust a single one of them. But I’ll take their help.

Perhaps I’ll trust them in 10 years. We’ll see.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 13, 2020 • 5:04:18pm

re: #253 Belafon

What’s the summary?

Just what it said, they won’t be part of rehabilitating the Republican party. Basically because they’re beyond redemption.

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Romantic Heretic  Nov 13, 2020 • 5:04:39pm

re: #240 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

My nephew and his wife named their first daughter a name that sounds perfectly nice when spoken, but I have no idea how to spell it. Probably has four M’s and a silent Q.

So, they picked a Welsh name? //

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makeitstop  Nov 13, 2020 • 5:06:12pm
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A Three Hour Tour  Nov 13, 2020 • 5:15:14pm

re: #260 Decatur Deb

It’ll be fine as long as the Methodists don’t show up—or the Irish.

Or, in my grandfather’s case, Irish-American Methodists.


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