The Bob Cesca Podcast: Tiny D*cked Rat Boy

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Tiny Dicked Rat Boy — [Explicit Content] The Trump fuckery continues; Trump personally called Wayne County, MI officials to get them to reverse their certification; The Trump election theft in Georgia; Dan Bongino, Charlie Kirk, and Candace Owens; A civics discussion about the Great Compromise and congressional representation; HHS is stonewalling Biden on COVID information; Trump wants to start a bunch of international fires to screw Biden; Rudy’s “My Cousin Vinny” defense; British comedian Jonathan Pie; Jody Hamilton and TRex David Ferguson are here; With music by Brad Brooks and Brother Other; and more!

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198 comments
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Charles Johnson  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:04:15pm
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sagehen  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:05:35pm

Leaders

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:06:44pm
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thedopefishlives  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:07:00pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence. Giuliani feeling guilt would require a conscience, and it is common knowledge that Nosferatu does not possess such a thing.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:08:54pm

re: #3 Dread Pirate Ron

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Governor Walz (D-MN) slammed home a new executive order last night, basically canceling Thanksgiving (all at-home gatherings are restricted to the immediate household only) and closing all indoor spaces except for retail shops and churches, as well as any outdoor venue that requires personnel. So, e.g., a go-karting business would be closed down, but the parks all stay open.

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William Lewis  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:10:30pm

re: #5 thedopefishlives

Governor Walz (D-MN) slammed home a new executive order last night, basically canceling Thanksgiving (all at-home gatherings are restricted to the immediate household only) and closing all indoor spaces except for retail shops and churches, as well as any outdoor venue that requires personnel. So, e.g., a go-karting business would be closed down, but the parks all stay open.

Which means Wisconsin will suddenly get lots more super spreader events coming over from MN and MI since the scum in Madison won’t let the Governor do his job.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:11:32pm

re: #6 William Lewis

Which means Wisconsin will suddenly get lots more super spreader events coming over from MN and MI since the scum in Madison won’t let the Governor do his job.

Yep - thus continuing, and exacerbating, a problem where no matter how our governor pleads with us, the idjits will just keep hopping the border and bringing COVID home with them.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:13:55pm

from last thread, just heard the country song bit fucking scary.

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Ming5000  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:14:35pm

Hey! Are there any podcastians out there?

Here us an interesting podcast. It is Dr. Peter Attia’s podcast, focused on vaccines, and dives into the current CV-19 vaccine status.

Paul Offit is a pediatrician specializing in infectious diseases and an expert in virology and vaccine development. He currently serves on the FDA committee overseeing and evaluating COVID-19 vaccines. In this episode, Paul discusses the strategies and major companies pursuing a vaccine against the SARS-CoV-2 virus. He gets into the nuances of the vaccine approval process and its implications for COVID-19 vaccine outlook.

peterattiamd.com

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:17:23pm
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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:18:20pm

re: #10 jaunte

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But, but, I was promised absolutely today that there would be a YUGE presser that upended GA and outlined a clear and convincing way forward for Victory.
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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:20:27pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:22:16pm
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Targetpractice  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:22:26pm

re: #12 jaunte

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His tactic is to wear down the opposition with pointless filings and prolonged litigation that they eventually agree to “settle” just to make the whole thing come to an end.

Problem is that the electoral system doesn’t work that way.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:23:02pm
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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:24:08pm

re: #12 jaunte

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I’m so old I remember when movement conservatism’s main pillar (or one of them anyway) was to do away with frivolous lawsuits, tort reform, etc.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:24:17pm

re: #14 Targetpractice

His tactic is to wear down the opposition with pointless filings and prolonged litigation that they eventually agree to “settle” just to make the whole thing come to an end.

Problem is that the electoral system doesn’t work that way.

If nothing substantive happens, Joseph R. Biden is the next President of the United States. Trump and Co. seem not to realize that they aren’t just going to “give up” and make him President when they’ve already got one.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:25:08pm

re: #16 Sir John Barron

“Your lawsuits are frivolous; ours are patriotic essentials!’

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:25:19pm

re: #15 jaunte

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The republican primaries promise to be fun!

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:25:46pm
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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:26:21pm

re: #18 jaunte

“Your lawsuits are frivolous; ours are patriotic essentials!’

Charges?! We don’t need no stinking charges!

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:27:19pm

J. Fucking C. the fucking “bothsiders”

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:30:26pm
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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:30:54pm
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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:31:01pm

re: #22 The Pie Overlord!

J. Fucking C. the fucking “bothsiders”

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Any Trump administration transition would be a useless balagan fronted by ignorant hacks. We aren’t losing much letting him be-clown himself and the GOP.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:31:59pm

re: #23 jaunte

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“enough evidence to overturn election”

Where, what?

“sorry we can’t reveal that.”

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:32:44pm

re: #26 Sir John Barron

“We’re just going to put it up on a chyron so our audience believes it.”

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makeitstop  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:35:02pm

Rudy is just a gross, disgusting individual, part 4 or 5. Today.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:36:14pm

Assholes posting that Hillary filed 50 lawsuits to overturn the 2016 election…

OH NO SHE DIDN’T. SHE CONCEDED AT ONCE!

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:36:26pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:37:29pm

re: #15 jaunte

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So, Zombie Hugo Chavez is working both sides?

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:37:35pm
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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:37:43pm

re: #29 🌹UOJB!

Assholes posting that Hillary filed 50 lawsuits to overturn the 2016 election…

OH NO SHE DIDN’T. SHE CONCEDED AT ONCE!

The Ministry of Truth will need to be called into special session to backfill the last four years with the multiple millions of lawsuits forced by HRC on the patriotic American public.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:38:15pm

re: #28 makeitstop

Rudy is just a gross, disgusting individual, part 4 or 5. Today.

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“Weird Al” Yankovic - Gotta Boogie

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:39:14pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:40:39pm
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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:41:18pm

re: #36 The Pie Overlord!

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Mr. Charlie Kirk is asking a very serious, principled question here.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:45:27pm

re: #36 The Pie Overlord!

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Who tipped off Charlie Jerkoff—Stone, OANN, ASSange or Alex Jones?

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:45:31pm

CHP Oakland - four turkeys in the #1 lane. One is 11-44 (dead).

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:46:31pm
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Patricia Kayden  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:47:08pm

re: #10 jaunte

🙌🏿 Woohoo!! Some good news!!

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:47:51pm

re: #36 The Pie Overlord!

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Has anyone told you Charlie that you’re gonna be a nothing when this is all over?

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Belafon  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:48:34pm

re: #32 jaunte

One of the things we will have to keep doing is getting out the young vote. They will make up more and more of the electorate.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:48:57pm

re: #36 The Pie Overlord!

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Has anyone examined Dead Hugo Chavez’s laptop for incriminating info? Hey, I’m just asking questions here.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:52:39pm

Just a reminder to the C.R.A.P. (Communist Republican Asshole Party) conspirators!

US Code 2384: Seditious Conspiracy

If two or more persons…conspire to overthrow or to destroy by force the Government of the United States…or to oppose by force the authority thereof they shall each be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years.

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plansbandc  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:53:49pm

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:54:30pm

re: #42 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Has anyone told you Charlie that you’re gonna be a nothing when this is all over?

Charlie Jerkoff will be lucky if he winds up running the fryer at a McDonalds.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:56:31pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:57:08pm

Another one bites the dust…

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Florida Panhandler  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:57:57pm

General.

Strike.

Now.

No employees, no loans paid, no consumer spending, no rents paid,

Shut the entire fucking economy down if Trump does not concede by next week. The only thing Republicans will listen to are the Billionaires. And the Billionaires will scream bloody murder at a general strike because it is the one thing they can’t do any fucking thing about. Not one goddamn thing.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:57:58pm

re: #49 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Another one bites the dust…

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They really aren’t very good at this.

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A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:58:40pm

Do we have any LA lizards with a bit of spare time? Christy Smith is about 400 votes behind in her congressional race, and they need help making sure every ballot is counted. Here’s the link. (I get an error message when I click the link, but then it goes away and the document is fine.)

Over in Kern County, TJ Cox also needs help. And/or money.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:59:03pm

re: #44 Sir John Barron

Has anyone examined Dead Hugo Chavez’s laptop for incriminating info? Hey, I’m just asking questions here.

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Can’t. It’s at the shop.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 19, 2020 • 3:59:48pm
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A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:00:29pm

re: #4 thedopefishlives

Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence. Giuliani feeling guilt would require a conscience, and it is common knowledge that Nosferatu does not possess such a thing.

On behal of Nosferatu, I am offended by the comparison.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:00:34pm

re: #50 Florida Panhandler

General.

Strike.

Now.

No employees, no loans paid, no consumer spending, no rents paid,

Shut the entire fucking economy down if Trump does not concede by next week. The only thing Republicans will listen to are the Billionaires. And the Billionaires will scream bloody murder at a general strike because it is the one thing they can’t do any fucking thing about. Not one goddamn thing.

Good idea, comrade, but Comrade Coronavirus has it well in hand.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:01:03pm

1916 Covid deaths nationwide today.

We’ll probably have a 2000 plus death day soon.

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A hollow voice says,1st round on points. Onward!  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:03:41pm

re: #14 Targetpractice

His tactic is to wear down the opposition with pointless filings and prolonged litigation that they eventually agree to “settle” just to make the whole thing come to an end.

Problem is that the electoral system doesn’t work that way.

Also, he’s not going after a single opponent. If one of us gets tired, someone else will step in.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:06:11pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:06:16pm

re: #57 Eclectic Cyborg

And TX with 218 today.

They always brag everything is bigger in Texas.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:07:52pm

re: #57 Eclectic Cyborg

1916 Covid deaths nationwide today.

We’ll probably have a 2000 plus death day soon.

Depends on the counter you follow. Wordometer says we cross 2000 in about an hour.

(Doesn’t matter which source you use. All of them are “wrong” in some way—the important thing is to stick with one that you think you know the range of error.)

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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:09:13pm

re: #59 Patricia Kayden

Trump campaign legal fight keyed to court of public opinion hill.cm

Court of public opinion ruled 16 days ago.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:09:54pm

re: #62 Decatur Deb

Yep. They’re appealing to White Supremacists. That’s all.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:11:18pm

re: #63 Patricia Kayden

Yep. They’re appealing to White Supremacists. That’s all.

Which is still a lot of people in this country.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:11:52pm
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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:12:41pm

re: #64 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Which is still a lot of people in this country.

You go to the Culture War with the people you have, not the people you should have educated.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:12:59pm

re: #66 Decatur Deb

You got to the Culture War with the people you have, not the people you should have educated.

The army you’ve got is never the army you want.

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makeitstop  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:12:59pm

Heh

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austin_blue  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:15:43pm

re: #57 Eclectic Cyborg

1916 Covid deaths nationwide today.

We’ll probably have a 2000 plus death day soon.

Hell, preliminary # in Texas is 219 right now, and climbing. New cases just under 13,000.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:16:04pm

re: #67 thedopefishlives

The army you’ve got is never the army you want.

Unless it’s the Salvation Army.

Away With Rum The Song of the Salvation Army Music Video

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William Lewis  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:17:03pm

re: #50 Florida Panhandler

General.

Strike.

Now.

No employees, no loans paid, no consumer spending, no rents paid,

Shut the entire fucking economy down if Trump does not concede by next week. The only thing Republicans will listen to are the Billionaires. And the Billionaires will scream bloody murder at a general strike because it is the one thing they can’t do any fucking thing about. Not one goddamn thing.

General strikes only work when you have a significant majority on your side. 50/50 split with the economic chaos that already exists won’t do enough to matter unfortunately.

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John Hughes  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:19:14pm

re: #45 🌹UOJB!

Just a reminder to the C.R.A.P. (Communist Republican Asshole Party) conspirators!
…

You know, we actual Communists are getting pretty fed up with you repeatedly insinuating that we are somehow associated with these scumbags.

Please stop it.

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PrairieQueen  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:19:20pm

After seeing the racist shit about Michelle Obama for years, you knew this was coming. And there will be emails that get outed, and all kinds of racist memes to come.

percolately.com

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Belafon  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:20:42pm

re: #59 Patricia Kayden

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Which is a lousy strategy since 80% knows he lost.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:24:25pm

re: #59 Patricia Kayden

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since the election is next week, or next month, whenever, I’m sure this will help move voters.

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austin_blue  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:27:45pm

Texas today:

New cases- 13,979;

and Deaths- 223.

And climbing.

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🌹UOJB!  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:29:36pm

re: #73 PrairieQueen

After seeing theracist shit about Michelle Obama for years, you knew this was coming. And there will be emails that get outed, and all kinds of racist memes to come.

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percolately.com

Oh it’s already starting. Seeing several relatives who endlessly bullshit about their “deep Xtian faith” vomiting out 2 “C” words when Kamala is mentioned…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:31:28pm

re: #60 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

And TX with 218 today.

They always brag everything is bigger in Texas.

hi

Another person has died of Covid-19 in my county. The first was a couple days ago.

Panhandle Public Health District Dashboard

Deaths: 42 (+1 Grant [seat Hyannis], +1 Morrill [seat Bridgeport], +1 Kimball [seat Kimball], +1 Box Butte [seat Alliance], +2 Dawes [seat Chadron]

Total cases: 5,082 (6.1% of the entire population of the Nebraska Panhandle)
Quintupled since October 8
Cumulative positivity rate: 20.6%
Most cases by age: 30-39, then 20-29
All towns at severe risk except Broadwater (Morrill), and Lisco and Llewellyn (Garden), no cases recorded.

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makeitstop  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:31:53pm

Oh, Drudge…

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PrairieQueen  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:35:01pm

re: #77 🌹UOJB!

I never used to use the C word but I find it appropriate in some circumstances. Seems a lot more common with the British and Europeans, and often applied toward males.

It’s going to be fried chicken and watermelon and maybe even wookies. And the C word, and the N word. Racist fucks can’t help themselves. There’s like 70 million of them out there, from what I can see.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:37:32pm

At the current rate we’ll be well over 20 million cases by the New Year. Now of course, that includes those who have recovered, but still.

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PrairieQueen  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:37:59pm

re: #78 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Don’t forget the miles of cars apparently lining up for food and essentials. But - hey - at least they’re not ruled by Democrats.//

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Belafon  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:39:09pm

From Cheryl Rofer
balloon-juice.com

With a few exceptions, like those two in Michigan, election officials and secretaries of state are doing their jobs with integrity.

Ignoring today’s clown show (what kind of hair dye dissolves in sweat? Shoe polish?), the courts are doing their job. The Trumpies are something like 1 - 30, and the one was solely on procedure.

With every unit that confirms the election results, the Trumpies have one fewer avenue to pursue. Events are closing in on them. Republican legislators in several of the swing states have stated they have no intention to go against the will of the voters.

Trump is following one of his customary gambits: sue and sue and sue until the other party runs out of money. His presidency has, in effect, been the infliction of an abuser on the country, and we are reacting to that. We are extremely sensitive to his actions, and we would just like them to stop. This is the end of the abuse, and Trump is reacting as abusers do. He can’t sue the American public, but he will try to keep the punishment going.

The legal fight is going against Trump.

The bureaucracy (with the sad exception of Emily Murphy) is standing on the side of law and order.

An article in Politico this morning said that Biden’s organization will ramp up public opinion for starting the transition. And, sure enough, the Chamber of Commerce and National Association of Manufacturers, good Republican organizations, called today for the certification of the transition. I suspect we will see more calls with every day that passes. The purpose is to pressure Republican members of Congress to pressure Trump.

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:39:38pm

re: #80 PrairieQueen

I never used to use the C word but I find it appropriate in some circumstances. Seems a lot more common with the British and Europeans, and often applied toward males.

It’s going to be fried chicken and watermelon and maybe even wookies. And the C word, and the N word. Racist fucks can’t help themselves. There’s like 70 million of them out there, from what I can see.

C Word? You mean Cracker, right!? That is the most offensive C word that there ever has been!!!! The C Word (Crack*r) is as offensive as the N word!!!

Pro-tip, don’t ever use the real C-word, it is a bad precedent to start.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:39:50pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:40:02pm

I’m still trying to figure out how China is only reporting 86 000 cases. Something screwy there…

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thedopefishlives  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:41:11pm

re: #85 jaunte

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There’s an Axis of Evil if ever I’ve seen one.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:41:31pm

re: #85 jaunte

Damn, not even Jared or Ivanka made the cut this time.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:41:50pm
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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:42:02pm

re: #85 jaunte

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Cage Match!

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Belafon  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:42:57pm

re: #86 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m still trying to figure out how China is only reporting 86 000 cases. Something screwy there…

I think they’re underreporting, but it helps being a repressive regime.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:45:33pm

re: #89 The Pie Overlord!

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certified by who, though?

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thedopefishlives  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:46:57pm

re: #92 Sir John Barron

certified by who, though?

I don’t know, but whoever they are, they’re…

certifiable.

[I’ll show myself out.]

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:47:20pm

I know this is going to come as a shock to many of you, but The Federalist, that bastion of objective Constitutional Originalism and law and order and rule of law has gone full State Legislatures Must Appoint New Electors For Trump two weeks after their candidate lost the election and after their candidate has lost all of their “substantive” court challenges.

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BeenHereAwhile  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:48:59pm

re: #80 PrairieQueen

I never used to use the C word but I find it appropriate in some circumstances. Seems a lot more common with the British and Europeans, and often applied toward males.

It’s going to be fried chicken and watermelon and maybe even wookies. And the C word, and the N word. Racist fucks can’t help themselves. There’s like 70 million of them out there, from what I can see.

You’re forgetting the jokes.

I wonder how long it will be before someone retells the circa 60s joke in which the punch line is, “you can’t hunt in a baited field.”

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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:50:02pm

re: #84 b.d. (We Won!)

C Word? You mean Cracker, right!? That is the most offensive C word that there ever has been!!!! The C Word (Crack*r) is as offensive as the N word!!!

Pro-tip, don’t ever use the real C-word, it is a bad precedent to start.

Ten year old cadets at my reform school wore garrison caps with our Class B uniforms. that’s what we called them—garrison caps.

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:50:43pm

re: #59 Patricia Kayden

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Public Opinion has already been taken earlier this month. tRump lost.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:51:05pm

re: #89 The Pie Overlord!

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From the link:

Because the margin is still less than 0.5%, the President can request a recount after certification of the results. That recount will be conducted by rescanning all paper ballots.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:53:03pm

re: #28 makeitstop

Rudy is just a gross, disgusting individual, part 4 or 5. Today.

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Ming5000  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:53:37pm

As expected. Play Covid games, win Covid prizes:

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:57:21pm
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lawhawk  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:57:50pm

re: #54 Dread Pirate Ron

I want to see the judges sanction and refer these fuckers to state bar associations for disciplinary actions, including disbarment.

Every last one of the lawyers running these cases for Trump are engaging in frivolous conduct and out to subvert the election, the political system, and are wasting the court’s time.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 4:58:36pm

re: #100 Ming5000

As expected. Play Covid games, win Covid prizes:

Unfortunately, those of us who are doing things correctly are being subjected to this by our state governments or fellow citizens.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:01:25pm
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LadyBehir  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:01:32pm

This hadn’t occurred to me but it makes sense:
With smell/taste loss being a symptom of Covid, make sure your smoke detector is working and the batteries are fresh. Lack of smell can make it difficult to notice smoke, otherwise.

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lawhawk  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:01:36pm

re: #85 jaunte

The three dumbest and worst lawyers Trump could find.

They’re also the ones Trump listens to because they’re the ones telling Trump what he wants to hear.

That’s how this works. That’s how this always works. Trump only listens to the people who tell him what he wants to hear and ignores everyone else. Why? Because he always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:02:19pm

re: #106 lawhawk

It’s a shrinking circle.

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stpaulbear  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:02:40pm

From tonight’s take-out fortune cookie:

“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always gotten.”

Me tonight:

“Why do you always nag me. Just leave me alone for once!”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:07:29pm

re: #105 LadyBehir

This hadn’t occurred to me but it makes sense:
With smell/taste loss being a symptom of Covid, make sure your smoke detector is working and the batteries are fresh. Lack of smell can make it difficult to notice smoke, otherwise.

I’m not sure what to do about my wife, since she lost her sense of smell many years ago from her car wreck.

Our smoke detector and gas detector are fresh though.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:07:32pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:08:02pm

re: #106 lawhawk

The three dumbest and worst lawyers Trump could find.

They’re also the ones Trump listens to because they’re the ones telling Trump what he wants to hear.

That’s how this works. That’s how this always works. Trump only listens to the people who tell him what he wants to hear and ignores everyone else. Why? Because he always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room.

He hasn’t hired Orly Taitz yet.

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lawhawk  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:08:25pm

re: #110 Charles Johnson

No.

It’s a coup.

That’s what they’re doing for all intents and purposes.

That they’re awful at it and have failed doesn’t make it any less egregious or criminal.

These fuckers should be prosecuted accordingly.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:11:26pm
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PhillyPretzel  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:13:34pm

re: #113 jaunte

Landslide? DT would not know a landslide even if he were stuck in one.

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gocart mozart  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:13:50pm
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Eventual Carrion  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:15:10pm

re: #85 jaunte

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The insane leading the insane

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:15:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:18:09pm

re: #68 makeitstop

Heh

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:18:22pm

Princesse de Dumballe

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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:18:41pm

NOLA has cancelled its Mardi Gras parades and events. Mobile AL is expecting to profit from the overflow of morons. There won’t be a successful vaccine fielded by Feb 16.

“I think Mardi Gras lovers in other parts of other states like Mississippi and Louisiana will flock to the city,” Mobile City Councilman Fred Richardson said. “They are coming to Mardi Gras. If they can’t go to New Orleans, they will see us.”

al.com

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:20:25pm

re: #120 Decatur Deb

“If they can’t bring virus to New Orleans, they will bring it to us.”

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:21:05pm

And a few R’s said what is the harm of humoring DT with these lawsuits. Look at it now; you do not humor someone like DT.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:21:25pm

re: #121 jaunte

“If they can’t bring virus to New Orleans, they will bring it to us.”

Bring Your Own Bodybag.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:22:10pm
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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:22:57pm

re: #122 PhillyPretzel

And a few R’s said what is the harm of humoring DT with these lawsuits. Look at it now; you do not humor someone like DT.

“Oh can’t we humor DJT with some failure to certify popular vote counts and can’t we humor DJT with some state legislature illegal and unlawful interference?

///

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Deep State SuperElite Satinist  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:23:44pm

re: #87 thedopefishlives

There’s an Axis of Evil if ever I’ve seen one.

More like an Asskiss of Evil

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:24:15pm

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:25:30pm

There’s always a tweet (or in this case a Facebook post):

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Charles Johnson  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:28:31pm
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Interesting Times  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:29:44pm

re: #110 Charles Johnson

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Sobering words in the linked article:

I have lived through a coup. It felt like what you’re feeling now. Like watching something stupid and just waiting for it to go away. But it doesn’t go away. You can forget about it, but it doesn’t go away.

There’s a ticking bomb at the heart of your democracy now. Your government, the very idea of governance is fatally wounded. Chaos has been planted at its heart. I don’t know what this chaos will grow into, but I can promise you this. It won’t be good.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:30:27pm

re: #89 The Pie Overlord!

👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:31:05pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:31:32pm
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lawhawk  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:32:34pm

re: #128 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Everyone in Trumpworld has a certain moral flexibility that allows them to bend reality, ignore facts, and spew dumbassery in warehouse sized portions. In other words, they’re amoral fact free sycophantic suckups who’ll stick around because they tell Trump what he wants to hear and know that they advance and can grift right along with Trump so long as they’re saying what Trump wants to hear.

And then they can take their gig to Fox or OAN or the right wing fever swamps, because they don’t care about facts or reality either.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:33:02pm

re: #132 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

And this is from WHYY:
whyy.org

And it is not pretty.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:33:13pm
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Belafon  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:34:43pm

re: #113 jaunte

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Charles Johnson  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:34:59pm
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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:35:03pm
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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:36:40pm

re: #133 Charles Johnson

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yeah, I’d feel much better, too, if the actual certification of these votes didn’t seem to depend on canvassing commissions comprised of equal numbers of GOP and Dem members.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:36:57pm

re: #120 Decatur Deb

NOLA has cancelled its Mardi Gras parades and events. Mobile AL is expecting to profit from the overflow of morons. There won’t be a successful vaccine fielded by Feb 16.

al.com

LOL…Mardi Gras Lite…

What’s the Mobile version of Bourbon Street?

And I can just imagine what Mobile crewes come up with for the parades…possums and muskrats and gators…

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:37:40pm

re: #139 jaunte

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I’d almost forgotten about PA, where President-Elect Biden only leads by, checks notes, 80k+ votes.

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Interesting Times  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:38:53pm

Paging all Michigan Lizards:

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:39:23pm

re: #142 Sir John Barron

And DT is still saying through Rudy that they should throw out all of the mail-in ballots. I do not see that happening in Philly or in Pittsburgh.

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:40:10pm

re: #139 jaunte

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I won’t be satisfied until DJT enters a courtroom and proudly proclaims his right and intention to publicly represent himself.

/

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:40:53pm

re: #144 PhillyPretzel

And DT is still saying through Rudy that they should throw out all of the mail-in ballots. I do not see that happening in Philly or in Pittsburgh.

Well, Rudy just promised us all that DJT would surely win PA by at least 300k votes.

///

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Charles Johnson  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:41:04pm
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PhillyPretzel  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:41:50pm

re: #145 Sir John Barron

Please pardon me for being so old fashioned; I would rather see DT in the White Tower.

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Belafon  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:43:24pm

re: #145 Sir John Barron

I won’t be satisfied until DJT enters a courtroom and proudly proclaims his right and intention to publicly represent himself.

/

He’s not that dumb. Obviously Rudy will represent him.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:44:40pm

re: #149 Belafon

He’s not that dumb. Obviously Rudy will represent him.

That… does not compute. “Not that dumb… Rudy will represent him.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:44:51pm

I want this coffee table except instead of a hippo, a watery tart throwing a sword…

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IngisKahn  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:45:30pm

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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:45:34pm

re: #137 Belafon

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Corporate wingnuts want their party back:

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lawhawk  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:46:08pm

re: #151 Backwoods_Sleuth

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:47:59pm

re: #153 b.d. (We Won!)

How do you get to be mayor of NYC without knowing what opacity means? This country makes no sense.

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Jay C  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:48:15pm

In case it hasn’t been mentioned, I read on dKos that the Georgia SoS’s office has completed their recount, and will be certifying the results tomorrow, which will show that the Biden/Harris ticket won the state by 12,284 votes (which, one presumes, is going to be the official “final” number). Still way too close for comfort, but still a win.

I’m sure the Trumpsters will try to fight it, but it’s likely to be harder after a formal recount.

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Decatur Deb  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:48:40pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOL…Mardi Gras Lite…

What’s the Mobile version of Bourbon Street?

And I can just imagine what Mobile crewes come up with for the parades…possums and muskrats and gators…

Mobile and surrounding towns were French—they claim the oldest parades. They’re old school, family-friendly and racist as hell.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:48:46pm

re: #155 jaunte

By hanging out with DT Rudy has lost his grey matter.

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thedopefishlives  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:49:31pm

re: #156 Jay C

In case it hasn’t been mentioned, I read on dKos that the Georgia SoS’s office has completed their recount, and will be certifying the results tomorrow, which will show that the Biden/Harris ticket won the state by 12,284 votes (which, one presumes, is going to be the official “final” number). Still way too close for comfort, but still a win.

I’m sure the Trumpsters will try to fight it, but it’s likely to be harder after a formal recount.

Trump could still request a recount; apparently, this was a hand-counted “audit” of the voting machines. The thing of it is, the recount is apparently just a rerun of the ballots through the machine, and after two counts - one by machine, one by hand - I don’t see what he stands to gain by it.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:49:59pm

re: #135 PhillyPretzel

And this is from WHYY:
whyy.org

And it is not pretty.

Our positivity rate out here is way higher than Philadelphia’s as well.

Even frickin’ Gov. Gordon of Wyoming and Gov. Kim Reynolds of Iowa are moving toward a statewide mask order, but we’re stuck with Governor Bullethead and Kristi Noem to our north.

From that article, we’ll be safe (at least from this).

With the holidays quickly approaching, the city is warning against gatherings with others outside of the home.

“Celebrate those holidays only with members of your immediate household,” Farley said.

“You don’t want to spread COVID to an elderly grandmother or a cousin with a chronic medical condition at your Thanksgiving meal.”.

161
jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:50:27pm
162
Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:50:28pm
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lawhawk  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:50:57pm

re: #155 jaunte

Rudy’s making the case that he can’t be tried for his crimes after January because he’s mentally incompetent to stand trial. /half

The reality is that Rudy never should have been in a courtroom because he hasn’t done any court practice since 1992 and it shows. That he didn’t know standards of review is far more egregious than his inability to comprehend what opacity means.

The reality is that Trump wanted Rudy there because Rudy tells Trump what he wants to hear, and Rudy put on a performance and told the court what Trump wanted to hear.

The papers submitted in connection with this are entirely unrelated to the false narrative Rudy’s spewed, and it goes to their inability to convince a court anywhere that there was any wrongdoing, let alone massive fraud.

164
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:51:46pm

I’ll see myself out…

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Sir John Barron  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:52:02pm

re: #162 Dread Pirate Ron

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for half a second I thought the headline was the Utah GOP saying We Stand With Donald Trump and His Unsubstantiated Claims of Voter Fraud.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:53:33pm
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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:54:47pm

re: #163 lawhawk

Rudy’s making the case that he can’t be tried for his crimes after January because he’s mentally incompetent to stand trial. /half

The reality is that Rudy never should have been in a courtroom because he hasn’t done any court practice since 1992 and it shows. That he didn’t know standards of review is far more egregious than his inability to comprehend what opacity means.

The reality is that Trump wanted Rudy there because Rudy tells Trump what he wants to hear, and Rudy put on a performance and told the court what Trump wanted to hear.

The papers submitted in connection with this are entirely unrelated to the false narrative Rudy’s spewed, and it goes to their inability to convince a court anywhere that there was any wrongdoing, let alone massive fraud.

I’m guessing that every day fighting is another day Trumo can milk his rubes, he knows he doesn’t have a prayer but just wants a good polarizing barker to keep the donations coming in?

The well will dry up once he admits defeat, there is no reason for him to.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:55:15pm
169
The Pie Overlord!  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:56:03pm

Wut? Trump just lost Tucker?

170
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:56:15pm

re: #130 Interesting Times

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William Lewis  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:58:27pm

re: #169 The Pie Overlord!

Wut? Trump just lost Tucker?

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keeping his show is more important to him I’d bet.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:58:41pm
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makeitstop  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:59:01pm

re: #169 The Pie Overlord!

Wut? Trump just lost Tucker?

[Embedded content]

Video.

Hoping for a major escalation in the Trump-Murdoch war. With casualties all around.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 5:59:47pm
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b.d. (We Won!)  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:01:00pm

re: #173 makeitstop

Video.

[Embedded content]

Hoping for a major escalation in the Trump-Murdoch war. With casualties all around.

Can’t wait for the Frank Luntz, Tucker Carlson show where they get together and whine about the crazy state of the GOP.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:02:02pm

Jim, if there is an investigation it will show that REPUBLICANS committed all the election fraud because they are doing treason now to cover it up.

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PhillyPretzel  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:03:19pm

re: #176 The Pie Overlord!

Exactly.

178
Belafon  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:03:38pm

re: #176 The Pie Overlord!

179
makeitstop  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:04:53pm

Time to apply some pressure on this woman.

180
So Cal Greek Hippie  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:05:26pm

2020 Sunset over East Ventura

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:06:38pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:07:08pm

re: #175 b.d. (We Won!)

Can’t wait for the Frank Luntz, Tucker Carlson show where they get together and whine about the crazy state of the GOP.

It will be spun by Luntz as “Democrats in disarray.”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:07:19pm

re: #179 makeitstop

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Time to apply some pressure on this woman.

I’m in favor of thumbscrews.

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makeitstop  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:08:30pm

re: #183 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I’m in favor of thumbscrews.

They should tip off a TV crew, then show up unannounced at her office.

185
PhillyPretzel  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:08:44pm

re: #183 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Since she is one of DT’s supporters how about the rack. ::: evil grin :::

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:09:37pm

re: #179 makeitstop

Time to apply some pressure on this woman.

Sternly worded letters and subpoenas are meaningless unless the House is willing to enforce them.

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jaunte  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:09:54pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:10:04pm

re: #185 PhillyPretzel

Since she is one of DT’s supporters how about the rack. ::: evil grin :::

Since Republicans have a John Yoo memo that waterboarding is okie dokie, let’s go with that.

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Dave In Austin  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:10:57pm

Well Rachel just turned me to mush. I guess Susan caught the Rona and was very very sick. She just recapped it. Fuck.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:12:31pm

re: #189 Dave In Austin

Well Rachel just turned me to mush. I guess Susan caught the Rona and was very very sick. She just recapped it. Fuck.

Is she improving?

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Charles Johnson  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:13:28pm
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i(m)p(each)sos  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:14:18pm

re: #190 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Is she improving?

Thankfully, yes. But Rachel says there was a point where she was near death. (Susan, that is. Rachel is fine.)

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Dave In Austin  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:18:08pm

re: #190 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Is she improving?

Yes, but it was scary for a few days. She’s getting better now.

I felt like I was being told this by a family member or one of my best friends.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:20:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:23:54pm

so, on Tuesday Gov Beshear said he would announce new Covid restrictions on Wednesday. Since we had to go to the next county on Wednesday morning to drop off MrBWS’s Cologuard pooptest box at the UPS place (only open from 11 am to 12:30 pm M-F), we decided to also stop at Kroger and stock up on some essentials (notably toilet paper since we were down to our last 3 rolls and hoarders are stupid) before the new restrictions were announced.
THE ENTIRE TOILET PAPER AND PAPER TOWEL AISLE WAS FUCKING EMPTY!
Chicken in the meat department? I managed to grab two of the last 6-pack packages.

We stopped at the Dollar General in town on our way home and found a 12-pack of Charmin and a 3-pack of Bounty paper towels. SCORE!

In-school instruction shut down until the end of the semester.

Kentucky GOP being assholes:

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 19, 2020 • 6:31:02pm

re: #72 John Hughes

You know, we actual Communists are getting pretty fed up with you repeatedly insinuating that we are somehow associated with these scumbags.

Please stop it.

Several months ago I got into FB discussion with someone who claimed to be a Communist and was using the “Biden is as bad as Trump” argument for not supporting Biden. My reference to Trotsky and his 1933 writings that the failure of German communists and moderates to collaborate led to the imposition of the most evil government of the 20th century was met by derision. He asserted that Communists laugh at Trotsky’s words. As far as I can tell, he was all in favor of Trump continuing in the hopes of the worker’s revolution just around the corner.

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stpaulbear  Nov 19, 2020 • 7:37:14pm

re: #175 b.d. (We Won!)

Can’t wait for the Frank Luntz, Tucker Carlson show where they get together and whine about the crazy state of the GOP.

You can go watch Joe Scarborough whine and pine for the good old days on his show any day of the week.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 20, 2020 • 5:51:14am

re: #155 jaunte

How do you get to be mayor of NYC without knowing what opacity means? This country makes no sense.

He probably heard it as “Oprah City” and was wondering what Chicago had to do with the court case.
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