John Mayer Brings the 80s Into the 20s: “Last Train Home”

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There’s a lot to listen to in this perfect little pop gem, like the 80s-style Toto-flavored synth pads, but I’m there for the sick tasty fills John Mayer inserts at exactly the right points. It may sound simple, but it ain’t.

“Last Train Home” from John Mayer’s upcoming album ‘Sob Rock’ out now: https://JohnMayer.lnk.to/LTHID

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Directors: Cameron Duddy & Harper Smith
Producer: Jeremy Sullivan
Prod. Co: Hound
EP’s: Missy Galanida & Isaac Rice
DP: Santiago Gonzalez
Art: Elizabet Puksto
Stylist: Nra Kudelka
Editors: Jen Kennedy / James Fage / Cameron Duddy
Color: Marshall Plante

Lyrics:

If you wanna roll me, then you gotta roll me all night long
And if you wanna use me, then you gotta use me til I’m gone
I’m not a fallen angel, I just fell behind
I’m out of luck and I’m out of time
If you don’t wanna love me, let me go
I’m runnin for the last train
I’m runnin for the last train home

If you wanna know me, then you gotta know me through and through
And if you’re gonna hurt me, then you gotta hold me next to you
No matter how you work it, things go wrong
I put my heart where it don’t belong
So if you’re comin with me let me know
Maybe you’re the last train
Maybe you’re the last train home

I’m on the last train runnin
I’m on the last train runnin
And I surrender
And I surrender

#JohnMayer #SobRock #LastTrainHome

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185 comments
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teleskiguy  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:11:24pm

Wait, this isn’t a Pat Metheny cover.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:14:42pm

re: #1 teleskiguy

Nope, definitely not. I thought so too when I first saw the title. But no.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:16:43pm
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William Lewis  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:20:47pm

Tasty bit of pop. There are few things I enjoy more than well done pop which is actually pretty rare.

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No Malarkey!  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:21:19pm

The white supremacists in Kentucky are trying to white wash history in both K-12 and college.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:21:57pm

FloriDUMB Strikes Again!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:22:16pm
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Charles Johnson  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:30:25pm
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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:33:06pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

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What I fear is that Fox is programming another Scott Roeder or Caesar Sayoc to kill Dr. Fauci.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:35:53pm
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Charles Johnson  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:38:38pm
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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:51:48pm

re: #11 Charles Johnson

Speaking of evil people…

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plansbandc  Jun 4, 2021 • 6:59:23pm

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:02:14pm
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sagehen  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:07:52pm

Since the UFO’s are all U… and there’s been hints that okay it might be Russian, or Chinese…

We need to start spreading the TRU-FAX that these craft are a joint development between Israel and Wakanda.

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A Cranky One  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:13:20pm

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retired cynic  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:14:27pm

re: #16 A Cranky One

Why, that’s my Pippi, and right now, too!

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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:15:59pm

re: #14 Dread Pirate Ron

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This is why I haven’t watched local TV news in Los Angeles ever since the 2003 recall when stenographers endlessly slobbered over Ah-nold’s ass. Even Oprah got into the Ah-Nold Asskissing shtick. They’re kissing Jenner’s ass the same way but this time we’re not going to let them recall Newsom.

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:20:55pm

re: #18 JOE 🥓

This is why I haven’t watched local TV news in Los Angeles ever since the 2003 recall when stenographers endlessly slobbered over Ah-nold’s ass. Even Oprah got into the Ah-Nold Asskissing shtick. They’re kissing Jenner’s ass the same way but this time we’re not going to let them recall Newsom.

Was that the Gray Davis recall? Gray Davis, admittedly, was not a bright spot in California history. I’m not saying that The Governator was all that good - from all accounts, he was a mixed blessing at best - but outsider’s perspective, was he better than Gray, unequivocally yes.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:25:52pm

re: #19 Dopamine Fish

Was that the Gray Davis recall? Gray Davis, admittedly, was not a bright spot in California history. I’m not saying that The Governator was all that good - from all accounts, he was a mixed blessing at best - but outsider’s perspective, was he better than Gray, unequivocally yes.

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Ah-Nold was the most incompetent asshole ever put in the Governor’s chair. He let Enron off the hook and let the red ink flow like the dam was broke. Ah-Nold called a special election to break teacher and nurses unions and failed. He also pushed school vouchers and was stopped.

He left California in such a mess that it took Jerry Brown six years to get the state finances stabilized.

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makeitstop  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:27:21pm

Wow, good tune. On first listen it’s up there with ‘Boys of Summer’ and ‘The Way It Is.’ It’s got smash single written all over it.

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:27:26pm

re: #20 JOE 🥓

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Ah-Nold was the most incompetent asshole ever put in the Governor’s chair. He let Enron off the hook and let the red ink flow like the dam was broke. Ah-Nold called a special election to break teacher and nurses unions and failed. He also pushed school vouchers and was stopped.

He left California in such a mess that it took Jerry Brown six years to get the state finances stabilized.

Alright. I sit corrected. I apologize.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:28:19pm

re: #98 Backwoods_Sleuth

Still don’t like assertions such as in that tweet.

Hispanic is not a “racial” group. Even though race is a social construct, “Hispanic” is a culture. Most of the people from Spanish speaking families in North America and the Caribbean have a very complex ancestry, with ancestors from Native Americans, Europe, and African-sourced slaves.

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jaunte  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:28:58pm

re: #18 JOE 🥓

Does Jenner have any skills at all? She just seems like a novelty/name-recognition act.

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retired cynic  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:29:29pm

re: #24 jaunte

Used to be pretty good at Track and Field.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:29:59pm

re: #22 Dopamine Fish

Alright. I sit corrected. I apologize.

You didn’t experience that steroid junky in action and see the damage he did to the state’s finances. But you probably heard our Corporate Controlled Conservative Press endlessly kiss Ah-Nold’s ass. And never forget how Whorrin’ Hatch was pushing a Constitutional Amendment that would allow that ass to serve as President.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:30:55pm
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Dopamine Fish  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:33:01pm

re: #26 JOE 🥓

You didn’t experience that steroid junky in action and see the damage he did to the state’s finances. But you probably hear our Corporate Controlled Conservative Press endlessly kiss Ah-Nold’s ass. And never forget how Whorrin’ Hatch was pushing a Constitutional Amendment that would allow that ass to serve as President.

No, you’re right - I didn’t suffer through his reign as Governator, nor did I have to deal with Jesse Fucking Ventura as Governor of Minnesota (I hear tell that he did rather a better job than Ahhhhnold did, though that may be the sources I heard the information from - wingnuts, the lot of them). I did say that it was an outsider’s perspective, and that shows how important it is that federal and state governments not pass laws overriding control from the governments beneath them. You never really know what it’s like on the ground, and lawmakers need to respect that and delegate as much control as possible to the people who are actually there and are affected by the laws they’re trying to pass.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:36:58pm
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Ace-o-aces  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:42:19pm
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Dangerman  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:42:26pm

Amanda Carpenter suggested Biden lock Manchin and Capito in a room and say: write an Infrastructure bill that will get 60 votes…

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:42:48pm

re: #30 Ace-o-aces

OH THANK GOD. Way too late, but you know what, I’ll still take the dub.

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:47:19pm
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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:49:14pm

re: #33 Dopamine Fish

Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen

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gocart mozart  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:53:01pm

Please send your feces to Naomi, as per her request

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:53:47pm

re: #35 gocart mozart

Please send your feces to Naomi, as per her request

Oh, don’t worry. I’m radiating my vaccinated sheddings in her direction. *spit*

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jun 4, 2021 • 7:57:17pm

Why have I only heard this version today?

The Expendables - “Ganja Smugglin” (Official Audio)

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Dave In Austin  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:15:21pm

re: #13 plansbandc

Karen’s Terrier?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:19:27pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:22:11pm

re: #39 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

If you see a tweet about an armor vehicle above please refresh the comment
A slight posting error
LOL

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:24:53pm
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jaunte  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:25:42pm
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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:26:23pm

By the way…why hasn’t Ali Alexander been arrested?

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gocart mozart  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:28:06pm

Numbnut in my backyard

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plansbandc  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:29:40pm

re: #38 Dave In Austin

I see what you did there. :D :D

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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:32:17pm

He’s gonna do it on Saturday Night. He’s going to trigger another coup attempt!

Trumpworld prays he won’t mention QAnon conspiracy theory he will be ‘reinstated’ in August: report

rawstory.com

Nope, Raw Story!

MAGATS want him to say that tomorrow night in North Carolina. They want him to call for another coup!

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retired cynic  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:40:08pm

re: #46 JOE 🥓

They won’t be able to stop him or shut him up. He will have such a high from being in front of “his people” again, he won’t even know what he’s saying. Now if the media will just ignore him.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:42:55pm

re: #47 retired cynic

They won’t be able to stop him or shut him up. He will have such a high from being in front of “his people” again, he won’t even know what he’s saying. Now if the media will just ignore him.

His #1 asskisser Maggie Haberman will be there along with his pals at OAN, Newsmax and Fox!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:43:01pm

Earlier Charles had mentioned AppleTV+.

So I checked it out, signed up for the 7 day trial… and it doesn’t work on Chrome.

Did sort of work using Safari… but the stills used for the shows are blank!

Turns out there is nothing for me to watch there anyway.

Another trial cancelled…

Anyway, little to watch on these streaming services, if one has already seen the movies one wanted to view.

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Belafon  Jun 4, 2021 • 8:57:09pm

re: #33 Dopamine Fish

Sounds like the kitchen’s alternator needs to be replaced. It worked for my car.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:09:05pm
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plansbandc  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:12:53pm

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:16:51pm

re: #51 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Real men do it in 1 shot. Pussies spray and pray.

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EPR-radar  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:19:32pm

re: #20 JOE 🥓

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Ah-Nold was the most incompetent asshole ever put in the Governor’s chair. He let Enron off the hook and let the red ink flow like the dam was broke. Ah-Nold called a special election to break teacher and nurses unions and failed. He also pushed school vouchers and was stopped.

He left California in such a mess that it took Jerry Brown six years to get the state finances stabilized.

All true, but Gray Davis was 1) screwed over by the Bushies in energy deregulation and 2) was so busy planning his presidential run he didn’t have any friends in CA when the going got tough.

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William Lewis  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:22:12pm

re: #51 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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9th Appeals will have fun with that decision. The initial description of the AR platform is straight from a manufacturing associations writings (cough) NRA (cough) and that alone will probably cause a three judge panel to nuke it from orbit.

The problem will be the current make up of the SCOTGQP and that level of appeal.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:22:39pm

re: #54 EPR-radar

He was a decent Governor, but he was considered boring. That is why he was recalled.

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EPR-radar  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:23:25pm

re: #51 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Of course. In fact, I don’t think any existing federal gun control laws could survive being brought to this SCOTUS.

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EPR-radar  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:26:03pm

re: #56 Dread Pirate Ron

He was a decent Governor, but he was considered boring. That is why he was recalled.

One of his problems was that he was centrist. That pissed off the liberals, and of course didn’t win over any conservatives.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:32:01pm

Yay, CoCoCo!

The East Bay’s Alameda and Contra Costa counties are in the top 20 highest vaccination rates nationwide among all counties with over 250,000 residents. Both have given at least one vaccine dose over 75% of residents 12+ and have fully vaccinated over 60%. Alameda County has vaccinated over 1 million people. Vaccination rates have slowed after a peak in mid-April. President Biden aims to have 70% of adults in the US get at least one dose by July 4. While many Bay Area counties have already reached that goal overall, vaccination rates are uneven across communities and counties. Solano County’s first-dose vaccination rate is 64%.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:39:03pm

Haven’t posted this in a few years. With anti-socialist bullshit at epidemic levels, this might be a good time for a re-post.

Churchill, on guard against Socialism:
It was 1946 and the new Labour government had started nationalizing many of the major industries in Britain, coal, electricity, the railroads, etc.

Churchill, then the opposition leader, went into the parliamentary men’s room and found the Labour Prime Minister, Clement Atlee, relieving himself at one end of the long trough-type urinal. Churchill took up a position at the opposite end, a good ten feet away, and proceeded to do the same. Atlee said, “What’s wrong, Winston, feeling unsociable today?”
Churchill responded, “No, Clem, it’s just that every time you see something big, you try to nationalize it.”

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:57:34pm

Potato cannon. Lots of these on YouTube.

Potato cannon firing

Spud gun legality.

The ATF has previously examined potato guns or spud guns as devices using potatoes as projectiles and used solely for recreational purposes, do not meet the criteria of a destructive device defined by the National Firearms Act, or the Gun Control Act. They have however classified said guns as destructive devices when they used incendiary tennis balls(!).

According to the NFA and GCA previously mentioned, it must be muzzle loaded, not rifled, or use any projectile which is intended to be used as a weapon. Any device using compressed air would be completely exempt from both.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 9:58:37pm

I’m finding a “short e-bike ride” is about 10 miles. A “long ride” is 40 miles, until I get a second battery.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 10:23:49pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 11:06:11pm

YouTube

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Dave In Austin  Jun 4, 2021 • 11:15:12pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 11:20:09pm

re: #65 Dave In Austin

Lucky shark.

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Dave In Austin  Jun 4, 2021 • 11:22:21pm

re: #65 Dave In Austin

Knock Knock…….

Hand Shark!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 11:35:06pm

Back in 1965 I was 9, my mom would take us to a beach in Alameda, on San Francisco Bay. While my mom suntanned we played in the water. My friend and I would catch small (2-3’) dogfish (?) sharks by the tails and throw them back out to deeper water. If my mom had known what we were doing….*

*She grew up in land-locked Manitoba for 28 years then moved to the US in 1960. Not sure she would have thought sharks were OK for her 9 Y.O. son to play with.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 11:39:24pm

***Those things you never told mom about***

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 4, 2021 • 11:49:15pm

YouTube

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 5, 2021 • 12:15:36am

LOL, Raymond Redington’s contracted torturer brought his wife to handle this interrogation.

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John Hughes  Jun 5, 2021 • 12:22:44am

re: #49 Charles Johnson

New Stephen King-based series (Lisey’s Story) kicking off on Apple TV. I may use this trial subscription before it expires.

Uh… theguardian.com

Supernatural silliness, metaphorical monsters, and dread that doesn’t so much as build as never lets up … not even Julianne Moore’s turn as a grieving wife can save this bloated bore

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sagehen  Jun 5, 2021 • 12:44:46am

re: #65 Dave In Austin

Headline writers sometimes do these things on purpose.

Like the story about the local golf club holding a tournament against the golf club in the next town over, “Intercourse Competition Attracts Spectators From Miles Around.”

And of course, the NY Post classic:

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ericblair  Jun 5, 2021 • 12:55:03am

re: #73 sagehen

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Dr Lizardo  Jun 5, 2021 • 1:17:18am

re: #73 sagehen

re: #74 ericblair

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 5, 2021 • 1:18:56am

re: #27 Dread Pirate Ron

A note to Fauci critics:

For years, he has been working tirelessly on the development of the mRNA vaccine in anticipation of a potential major viral outbreak.

And on Jan 11, 2020, his team downloaded the gene sequence & on the 13th began work on the vaccine.

So keep it down.

We have a word for people who pick on science nerds in school:

The word is “bully”.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 5, 2021 • 1:23:29am

re: #75 Dr Lizardo

One of my favorite New York Post captions showed Aristotle Onassis, who was looking for a residence in NYC, visiting a property once owned by actor Buster Keaton:

Aristotle Contemplating the Home of Buster

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jun 5, 2021 • 1:26:34am

re: #35 gocart mozart

Please send your feces to Naomi, as per her request

Has Wolf always been nuts and I just missed it or is this new?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Jun 5, 2021 • 1:27:22am

“Vaccinated people are a potential threat to the non-vaccinated” is truly a sick twist to the world of Conspiracy Theories.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 5, 2021 • 1:27:23am

YouTube

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 5, 2021 • 1:29:03am

re: #78 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Has Wolf always been nuts and I just missed it or is this new?

She’s coo-coo for Coco-puffs.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jun 5, 2021 • 2:04:23am

War of the Worlds (2019) Season 2 is here.

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Dr Lizardo  Jun 5, 2021 • 4:08:23am

re: #82 Dread Pirate Ron

War of the Worlds (2019) Season 2 is here.

Huh. Didn’t even know there was a new TV series on that one. I do however recall the absolute gore-fest was the late 1980s War of the Worlds program. That was pretty violent for its era - easily on par with R-rated films of the ’80s, especially the first season. They were seriously pushing the envelope of what you could get away with on television.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jun 5, 2021 • 4:15:12am

re: #82 Dread Pirate Ron

re: #83 Dr Lizardo

This isn’t the UK mini-series from last year, correct?

Here’s the UK version: imdb.com

So many efforts to go over the same material.

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Dr Lizardo  Jun 5, 2021 • 4:21:10am

re: #84 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

This isn’t the UK mini-series from last year, correct?

Here’s the UK version: imdb.com

So many efforts to go over the same material.

The one I remember was a now mostly-forgotten syndicated series that ran from 1988 to 1990 and had a total revamp between the first and second seasons, said revamp effectively killing the show.

The first season had some practical VFX gore that wasn’t too far away from Rob Bottin’s work on The Thing. That might’ve been one of the reasons for the revamp - as I recall, that show was getting tons of complaints about graphic violence.

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Sufficient unto the day...  Jun 5, 2021 • 4:27:47am

re: #83 Dr Lizardo

Oh man, I remember that. That was a fun show, but the main premise was absolutely bananapants. They invaded like what happened in the movie, and it was so traumatic that we ALL collectively noped it out of our minds. We put the remains of the Martians in 55 gallon drums and forgot about those too.

The aliens revived and escaped, beginning a secret war with humans…

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William Lewis  Jun 5, 2021 • 4:29:41am

re: #85 Dr Lizardo

The one I remember was a now mostly-forgotten syndicated series that ran from 1988 to 1990 and had a total revamp between the first and second seasons, said revamp effectively killing the show.

The first season had some practical VFX gore that wasn’t too far away from Rob Bottin’s work on The Thing. That might’ve been one of the reasons for the revamp - as I recall, that show was getting tons of complaints about graphic violence.

Heck with TV. When I want the war of the worlds I go for Jeff Wayne’s Musical version

JEFF WAYNE - Forever Autumn / Thunder Child

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Dr Lizardo  Jun 5, 2021 • 4:34:35am

re: #86 Sufficient unto the day…

Oh man, I remember that. That was a fun show, but the main premise was absolutely bananapants. They invaded like what happened in the movie, and it was so traumatic that we ALL collectively noped it out of our minds. We put the remains of the Martians in 55 gallon drums and forgot about those too.

The aliens revived and escaped, beginning a secret war with humans…

Yep. The premise was nuts - a better premise would’ve been something like after the defeat of their main invasion force, the Mortaxians switched to an infiltration or guerilla warfare strategy, playing the long game to ultimately conquer Earth. That aside, the first season was actually pretty good, but then they changed it beyond all recognition during a hiatus and when it came back, the show just didn’t work.

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ericblair  Jun 5, 2021 • 4:38:43am
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Barefoot Grin  Jun 5, 2021 • 4:59:05am

re: #89 ericblair

Memorialized in the U2 anthem “Sunday, Peaceful Sunday.”

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Dangerman  Jun 5, 2021 • 5:18:04am

more idiocy

Former President Trump called a proposal that he run for the House in 2022 to try to win the speaker’s gavel “interesting,” The Hill reports.

“The logistics of a House run would be complicated for Trump, who would have to figure out what district to run in after the redistricting process is completed.”

they think they’d make him speaker

or even skip the running for congress part and just vote him speaker not as a member of congress

aside from all the obvious lunacy, speaker is a real job. not like the presidency//

of course if he is reinstated in august…

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jeffreyw  Jun 5, 2021 • 5:36:59am

Good morning!

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Belafon  Jun 5, 2021 • 5:37:43am

Yes, yes, as a percentage of the population, not the absolute number, but still:

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Belafon  Jun 5, 2021 • 5:39:05am
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Belafon  Jun 5, 2021 • 5:41:17am
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Belafon  Jun 5, 2021 • 5:42:44am
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Dopamine Fish  Jun 5, 2021 • 5:43:23am

re: #92 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

I did breakfast potatoes for my family this morning to celebrate the kids’ first day of summer vacation. We had small potatoes, I quartered those, heated up last night’s bacon grease that was still in the pan, fried them for about 25-30 minutes, patted them dry and applied Lowry’s seasoned salt. For the kids, I used a glass to cut a hole in a piece of bread, then dropped the bread and the hole into the hot grease with an egg and some salt and pepper to make “egg in the middle of bread”, as they call it - one of their favorite breakfast treats.

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darthstar  Jun 5, 2021 • 5:59:00am
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:05:40am

re: #97 Dopamine Fish

I did breakfast potatoes for my family this morning to celebrate the kids’ first day of summer vacation. We had small potatoes, I quartered those, heated up last night’s bacon grease that was still in the pan, fried them for about 25-30 minutes, patted them dry and applied Lowry’s seasoned salt. For the kids, I used a glass to cut a hole in a piece of bread, then dropped the bread and the hole into the hot grease with an egg and some salt and pepper to make “egg in the middle of bread”, as they call it - one of their favorite breakfast treats.

That’s just small potatoes. You need to think big!
/

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Hecuba's daughter  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:08:23am

re: #95 Belafon

I could understand a Belgium citizen targeting those responsible for Belgium’s appalling response to the coronavirus. For a long time it had the worst death rate among European nations. It’s now been surpassed by several nations that were in the Soviet Union’s sphere of influence (e.g. Czechia, Hungary) or in the former Yugoslavia.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:12:45am

re: #88 Dr Lizardo

Yep. The premise was nuts - a better premise would’ve been something like after the defeat of their main invasion force, the Mortaxians switched to an infiltration or guerilla warfare strategy, playing the long game to ultimately conquer Earth. That aside, the first season was actually pretty good, but then they changed it beyond all recognition during a hiatus and when it came back, the show just didn’t work.

I wouldn’t call it good, but I like B-grade Sci-fi, so I enjoyed it. I also enjoyed much of Earth Final Conflict, and even First Wave. I did not know about the new series.

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Dangerman  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:15:58am
Arizona Republic: “A contractor hired by the Arizona Senate is reviewing Maricopa County’s 2020 election data from an undisclosed location in Montana, with no oversight from state or county officials.”

We’re in bananapants land

Ps. Is bananapants one word or two?

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Dangerman  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:18:29am

re: #89 ericblair

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There is 5g in Belfast.
Maybe just not her carrier.
Would she still be protected then?

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:18:59am

re: #103 Dangerman

There is 5g in Belfast.
Maybe just not her carrier.
Would she still be protected then?

Yes, as long as she thinks there’s no 5G, she’s protected from herself.

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:19:39am

re: #102 Dangerman

We’re in bananapants land

Ps. Is bananapants one word or two?

Bananapants is one word, last I checked.

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Dangerman  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:22:02am

re: #105 Dopamine Fish

Bananapants is one word, last I checked.

Sure, the way you typed it, it is. ;-)

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CleverToad  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:23:36am

re: #68 Dread Pirate Ron

Back in 1965 I was 9, my mom would take us to a beach in Alameda, on San Francisco Bay. While my mom suntanned we played in the water. My friend and I would catch small (2-3’) dogfish (?) sharks by the tails and throw them back out to deeper water. If my mom had known what we were doing….*

*She grew up in land-locked Manitoba for 28 years then moved to the US in 1960. Not sure she would have thought sharks were OK for her 9 Y.O. son to play with.

My mom said she and her little sister used to go out and peg rattlesnakes with rocks, out on the Montana homestead in the 1930’s. They never told my worrywart grandmother about that, either.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:23:40am

re: #105 Dopamine Fish

Banana Pants! | The Banana Pants Song | Scratch Garden

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:25:51am

re: #108 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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Fake news. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:29:10am

re: #109 Dopamine Fish

Fake news. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Mine has a groovy beat, how about yours?

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Hecuba's daughter  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:29:46am

re: #103 Dangerman

There is 5g in Belfast.
Maybe just not her carrier.
Would she still be protected then?

About ten(?) years ago I attended a party; two of the other guests were a woman and her son who was on the spectrum. She attributed his problems to living near cellphone towers. So these fears have been around for a very long time, totally unconnected to current RW lunacy. Her son did eventually get his doctorate in math and is now a successful professor, but he initially faced obstacles in being admitted to a PhD program because of his awkward social skills.

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Belafon  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:33:27am

Just saw on GMA that a school in Virginia changed its name from a Confederate soldier to Katherine Johnson.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:35:47am

They know he’s delusional due to the NPD, and taking positive misinformation from absolutely anyone, but they’re still his “allies”, because they want to use the rabble he roused, even after the failed coup.

Trump Allies Beg Him Not to Bring Up August ‘Reinstatement’ This Weekend, or Ever (The Daily Beast)

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Hecuba's daughter  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:41:07am

re: #112 Belafon

Just saw on GMA that a school in Virginia changed its name from a Confederate soldier to Katherine Johnson.

When a Confederate state turns blue, it can abandon its traditional racist allegiance. Unfortunately, too many states out there, including those never in the Confederacy, have retained or adopted a fondness for the “Lost Cause” and the traitors who served it.

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steve_davis  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:47:46am

re: #99 Punish Domestic Terrorists

That’s just small potatoes. You need to think big!
/

those are framed eggs. Done right, with good bread, they’re outstanding.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:50:12am

re: #115 steve_davis

those are framed eggs. Done right, with good bread, they’re outstanding.

You might be bad at simple wordplay.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:52:59am

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Hecuba's daughter  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:54:32am

re: #113 Punish Domestic Terrorists

They know he’s delusional due to the NPD, and taking positive misinformation from absolutely anyone, but they’re still his “allies”, because they want to use the rabble he roused, even after the failed coup.

Trump Allies Beg Him Not to Bring Up August ‘Reinstatement’ This Weekend, or Ever (The Daily Beast)

Delusional? Maybe like Hitler was delusional. Most Arizona Republican officials support these delusions, as do all those who are trying to relitigate the election or who are promoting the notion that it was stolen. All those passing voter suppression laws are part of this same groupthink. This is not delusion; this is an attempt to destroy our democracy, and it seems to be gaining adherents across the nation, among Republican officeholders.

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:56:23am

re: #117 Eric The Fruit Bat

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:56:55am

Major Kyrsten Sinema Supporter Says Abolish Filibuster Or Get Out Of The Senate (Huffington Post)

Former Arizona Attorney General Grant Woods, who prominently backed Kyrsten Sinema’s election to the Senate, is now saying she doesn’t belong in office anymore unless she helps abolish the filibuster.

Woods, a former Republican, was attorney general from from 1991-1999 and worked for the late Sen. John McCain (R). In 2018, he switched parties and became a Democrat.

That year, he also endorsed Sinema, and the campaign even featured him in one of its ads saying, “We need more people who are not just politicians who will say or do anything to get elected.”

But on Friday, Woods was much less enthusiastic about Sinema in comments to HuffPost. He said he feels very strongly about passage of H.R. 1 ― Democrats’ For the People Act, a democracy reform and voting rights bill ― and believes the Senate must abolish the filibuster, which is something Sinema has said she is adamantly against. (Sinema is, however, a co-sponsor of the For the People Act.)

“I do think that Sen. Sinema and every senator should support ending the filibuster for the voting rights bill,” he said, adding, “To keep the Jim Crow filibuster while losing some of these basic voting rights that are central to our democracy is preposterous.”

“Sen. Sinema should know that, so should Sen. Manchin,” Woods said, referring to West Virginia Democrat Sen. Joe Manchin, who also opposes removing the filibuster. “At the end of the day, I’m very hopeful that they’ll come around and do the right thing. But if they don’t, then I don’t think they belong in the Senate anymore.”

(more)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jun 5, 2021 • 6:59:58am

Also at Huffington Post

Woman Who Wanted To ‘Find Me A Proud Boy’ Arrested In Connection With Capitol Riot

Stephanie Baez, a woman who was recorded saying on Jan. 6 that she wanted to “find me a Proud Boy,” referring to the white supremacy group, has been arrested in connection with the insurrection at the U.S. Capitol that day.

Baez was arrested Friday in Alabama for her alleged involvement in the riot. According to a criminal complaint filed by the Justice Department, she was among the throng of Donald Trump supporters who violently forced entry into the Capitol in an attempt to stop the tally of Electoral College votes that affirmed Joe Biden won the 2020 presidential election.

(more)

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:08:45am

re: #119 Dopamine Fish

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Belafon  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:19:12am

There’s a runoff election for Fort Worth mayor, and the Democrat probably needs donations. But, the reason Fort Worth is blue now is that whites only make up a third of the city’s population.

m.dailykos.com

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:20:31am

More Christians be lyin’ (gasp)

Why We Can’t Succumb to the Lie That America Is a Fundamentally Racist Nation (Charisma Magazine, June 1)

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Hecuba's daughter  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:21:33am

re: #123 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Trump Called AZ Senate Leader To Push For “Audit”

Christian Group: Boycott Leftist Dick’s Sporting Goods

(Joe My God)

The Republican leader in the Arizona Senate is Karen Fann. So an epitome of a Karen in the flesh!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:23:04am

So what is the chance that Trump and the trumpers now want the US to be like Nigeria?

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:32:24am

Regarding the ruling yesterday that struck down California’s ban on assault rifles - will this lead to any political action?

Polls consistently show the the majority of Americans want some sort of gun control.

But nothing ever gets enacted.

Because in America being a majority is not good enough to enact laws or change the Constitution.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:32:29am

re: #125 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The last paragraph of that article, with my inserted comments here.

This situation deserves our attention, our prayers and our voices to be heard. We must appeal to God and government to end the Black Lives Matter movement.

God is allegedly omnipotent. If he is real as you think he is, he doesn’t need your help to “end” BLM.

It is imperative we find legitimately peaceful ways to resolve the unrest in our nation.

Like storming the Capitol?

America doesn’t need to be fundamentally transformed into a communist society to dispense equality and justice. We simply need to reestablish truth, hold fast to biblical values, repent and return to our first love.

My first love left me and made me homeless because she thought I was possessed by demons. Stuff your book. Which Biblical (I’m an atheist and I know that word is capitalised) values do you wish to hold fast to? Rape? Genocide? The many many ways marriage is depicted? The rules for slavery? How to conduct an abortion?

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Hecuba's daughter  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:35:25am

Hey Nyet! You haven’t been around here lately but just in case …

Russia’s coronavirus numbers have plateaued over the past couple months. Is there some reason that Putin hasn’t managed to finagle the results to show a steady decline? Russian citizens seem to be vaccine averse — probably because they don’t believe that the vaccines available in Russia are effective or reliable. Or is it that the real numbers have now declined sufficiently to match the fake numbers they have been releasing all along?

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:44:35am

re: #129 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Meanwhile I see my insane cousins and sister praying for Trump to go full QAnon tonight and call for the storm to commence to take Joe out.

I F’n hate what Xtianity did to them.

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A Mom Anon  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:45:51am

re: #117 Eric The Fruit Bat

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:47:04am

Thread, nine tweets.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:51:26am

re: #92 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

Western good morning!

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Eventual Carrion  Jun 5, 2021 • 7:55:35am

re: #12 JOE 🥓

Speaking of evil people…

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And as tRump people said to subpoenas, FUCK OFF Margie.

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wrenchwench  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:02:54am

re: #133 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thread, nine tweets.

It was a very different pandemic. Yes, the US was a different place back then, but conclusions are being drawn out of broad strokes with little data. I say that because Mr. w remembers the polio pandemic and has pointed out some differences. Polio was water-borne [as noted in the thread.] Public pools were all closed. When someone was contagious, an obvious notice went on their front door. The victims were more often children. Photos of rooms full of iron lungs with people in them were in the papers. A simplistic comparison is condemning the present.

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BigPapa  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:04:56am

Wingnuts are falling over themselves with Fauci’s emails. Charlie Kirk is especially vile.

There were no consequences with Hillary’s Emails and they learned some things. They’ve learned from climate science denial: where there is lots of facts those can be moved around like Legos to create alternate narratives and FUD. It’s the opposite of a victimless crime: a consequence free crime.

Utterly evil.

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A Cranky One  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:13:42am

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A Mom Anon  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:14:59am

re: #137 BigPapa

They are going to keep provoking violence. That’s what all of this is about. Killing and harming anything outside their narrow af version of “patriotism” by getting someone, anyone to hurt someone and keep their hands clean. Trump is going out there today to ramp up a crowd and goad them into action. And he’ll run the news cycle without much pushback.

We are headed down the path to another OKC bombing or multiple attacks of some kind. I hope to god I’m wrong.

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wrenchwench  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:16:08am

I made a couple of comments earlier in the week about a bunch of managers where I work being quarantined just as a remodel gets underway. The other thing I forgot to add is that my direct manager is NOW taking 2 weeks off to get married. Today is my first shift without him, and I just got called in early by one of the 2 remaining managers in the building (she was recently hired. The other one goes on vacation next week.) So I’ll see y’all next week.

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Dr Lizardo  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:19:38am

re: #130 Hecuba’s daughter

Hey Nyet! You haven’t been around here lately but just in case …

Russia’s coronavirus numbers have plateaued over the past couple months. Is there some reason that Putin hasn’t managed to finagle the results to show a steady decline? Russian citizens seem to be vaccine averse — probably because they don’t believe that the vaccines available in Russia are effective or reliable. Or is it that the real numbers have now declined sufficiently to match the fake numbers they have been releasing all along?

Can’t speak for Nyet, but I wonder if it might be a similar phenomenon to here in Czech Republic - namely, lots of Czechs believe in woowoo like homeopathy, “healing crystals”, “alternative medicine”, etc., etc. Seems to be similar in Slovakia, I’d add. That explains the vaccine hesitancy here. Well, that and a very stubborn libertarian streak.

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Sufficient unto the day...  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:30:18am

re: #138 A Cranky One

Also gives an unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come IN your house.

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PhillyPretzel  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:31:28am

OT I got a mailing the other day from my local PBS station WHYY. Of course it was a request for money and I did give them some money. Please give what you can to your local PBS station.

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BigPapa  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:41:00am

re: #142 Sufficient unto the day…

Also gives an unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come IN your house.

I guess you could call porn stars plumbers. But they don’t fix leaks, they make them.

I’ll see myself out now, have a good day.

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Eventual Carrion  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:42:07am

re: #127 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

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So what is the chance that Trump and the trumpers now want the US to be like Nigeria?

With tRump as the Nigerian prince

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:43:18am

re: #141 Dr Lizardo

I saw something about Czech’s flag carrier is in some real serious financial trouble and that they are down to just two planes.

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darthstar  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:44:16am

re: #123 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Trump Called AZ Senate Leader To Push For “Audit”

Christian Group: Boycott Leftist Dick’s Sporting Goods

(Joe My God)

Which leftist dick are they talking about and why are his sporting goods bad?

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:44:24am

re: #143 PhillyPretzel

OT I got a mailing the other day from my local PBS station WHYY. Of course it was a request for money and I did give them some money. Please give what you can to your local PBS station.

We had KCET here in Los Angeles who wound up selling their studios to the ¢hur¢h of $¢ientology. Lots of people whose relatives left endowments to KCET were pissed off when KCET left PBS and filed lawsuits when they sold out to L. Ron’s Assholes.

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Dr Lizardo  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:47:23am

re: #146 Eric The Fruit Bat

I saw something about Czech’s flag carrier is in some real serious financial trouble and that they are down to just two planes.

Czech Airlines is, for all intents and purposes, bankrupt.

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jaunte  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:48:55am
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jaunte  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:50:01am
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PhillyPretzel  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:50:38am

re: #148 JOE 🥓

It does not look if WHYY would do that. Besides their studios are rented from the City of Philadelphia at the princely sum of $1 a year. The building was a former museum (Living History Museum, I think).

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:51:18am

re: #151 jaunte

And yet that indicted TexAssHole gets away with another crime.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:51:32am

re: #132 A Mom Anon

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  Jun 5, 2021 • 8:52:32am

re: #148 JOE 🥓

We had KCET here in Los Angeles who wound up selling their studios to the ¢hur¢h of $¢ientology. Lots of people whose relatives left endowments to KCET were pissed off when KCET left PBS and filed lawsuits when they sold out to L. Ron’s Assholes.

There are several PBS stations in the LA area — I listen to them when I’m down there.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:02:05am

The story about the Memorial Day speech being canceled was posted here, while ago?

Veterans group official resigns over censored Memorial Day speech that highlighted Black history

The head of an American Legion post in Ohio stepped down after he cut a veteran’s microphone during a speech Monday referencing how Black people organized the earliest Memorial Day commemoration on record, according to the veterans group.

Jim Garrison resigned after he was asked by Legion officials, the American Legion Department of Ohio said in a statement Friday. The veterans group said Garrison and Cindy Suchan, chair of the Memorial Day parade committee and president of the Hudson American Legion Auxiliary, decided to “censor” retired Army Lt. Col. Barnard Kemter in a “premeditated” move. Kemter shared his Memorial Day speech in advance with Suchan, who asked him to remove a part of his speech, and he didn’t, according to the department.

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darthstar  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:07:49am

I knew their readership was getting smaller, but this is ridiculous.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:10:38am

2014: Ventura County, California Complex Sky to the North

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:10:56am

Now the QAssholes are saying Italy did it…

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:11:49am

Ron Watkins fingerprints all over it

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nines09  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:15:02am

Good morning. Have some air.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:16:39am

To the surprise of absolutely no one, the NYT continues to kiss Trumps ass.

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:17:22am

re: #159 JOE 🥓

Now the QAssholes are saying Italy did it…

What really breaks my brain is that he filed that story for publication literally as the Qanon nutters were storming the Capitol.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:17:32am

If you’re stupid enough to wear magic underwear you’re stupid enough to fall for Qshit.

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A Mom Anon  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:18:21am

re: #154 Eric The Fruit Bat

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:22:47am

re: #165 A Mom Anon

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jaunte  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:41:41am
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Sufficient unto the day...  Jun 5, 2021 • 9:45:10am

re: #161 nines09

I watched it in extreme slow mo…I still have no idea what she did. Holy shit.

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danarchy  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:11:57am

re: #161 nines09

Good morning. Have some air.

Damn, how high up did she get, maybe she should be competing in the women’s high jump too.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:16:08am

And in today’s episode of STUPID TREK!

Carey Jon Walden of Kansas City was arrested today in connection with the January 6 Capitol riot, but only after an FBI interview that resembled a middle-schooler getting questioned by his teacher about a field trip.

Walden, identified by the FBI as an ex-Marine, was identified with the help of a tip to the bureau’s online portal and a photo he had posted on his Facebook page. But what made this accused rioter stand out from the rest was his unusually forthcoming discussion with the FBI.

What was truly extraordinary was the FBI description of his response to being interviewed by an agent. The highlight was Walton’s claim to have “fist-bumped and devil-horned” a friendly swat line.

rawstory.com

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Hecuba's daughter  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:18:09am

re: #166 Dopamine Fish

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:20:53am

re: #171 Hecuba’s daughter

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A Cranky One  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:23:49am

So this is cool. May have to try something similar.

Ferrofluid display cell bluetooth speaker

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:25:29am

Show me one single Republican Pulpit Pimp who won’t utter that bi-bull verse to justify fucking the poor, disabled, LGBTQ and elderly people.

Every last one of them embraces the selfishness of Ayn AS IN MINE Rand!

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:25:47am

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Dopamine Fish  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:29:43am

re: #174 JOE 🥓

Show me one single Republican Pulpit Pimp who won’t utter that bi-bull verse to justify fucking the poor, disabled, LGBTQ and elderly people.

Every last one of them embraces the selfishness of Ayn AS IN MINE Rand!

The very next verse makes it clear that Paul’s exhortation was intended for “lazy busybodies”, not intended as a countermand to literally every single lesson Jesus taught. But what am I saying - these people make their living by selecting Bible verses or parts of verses, twisting them grossly out of context, then shaming people who dare to challenge them by throwing their sins in their face.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:32:30am

re: #176 Dopamine Fish

Pulpit Pimps don’t care about that. They’re only in it because Xtianity is nothing more than a golden ticket for a lifetime ride on the tax-exempt faith based gravy train.

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JOE 🥓  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:33:22am
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garzooma  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:34:48am

ABC News (Australia) story: Facebook whistleblower Sophie Zhang on how the platform is influencing global politics.

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Charles Johnson  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:35:48am
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sagehen  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:40:18am

re: #147 darthstar

Which leftist dick are they talking about and why are his sporting goods bad?

cnn.com

Dick’s Sporting Goods will stop selling guns at 440 more stores

New York (CNN Business)Dick’s Sporting Goods will stop selling guns at 440 additional stores this year, escalating the company’s methodical elimination of firearms from its stores.

The move follows a series of decisions at Dick’s to scale back gun sales. A few days after the Parkland, Florida, school shooting in February 2018, the company announced it would stop selling semi-automatic weapons like the one used in the event.
A few months later, Dick’s pulled firearms and hunting accessories from 10 stores as a test. That went well: Overall sales increased at those stores. The company then pulled guns and ammunition from 125 additional stores in March 2019.

Now Dick’s plans to nearly quadruple the number of stores without guns, the company announced during its fourth-quarter earnings report Tuesday.

Dick’s (DKS) CEO Edward Stack told analysts in March 2019 that the company would treat gun control “as a multi-year initiative,” and that he expected to remove guns from more stores in 2020. The company has been conducting a strategic review of its hunting business since the Parkland shooting.

Dick’s is the largest US sporting goods retailer, with 827 stores across the country. Walmart (WMT) remains the world’s largest gun retailer.

The company reported $2.6 billion in net sales for the fourth quarter, up by 4.7% year over year. Its stock jumped by 13% after the announcement.

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plansbandc  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:41:14am

re: #164 JOE 🥓

Right? They’re one of the dumbest cults ever. Of course they’re prime for Q or any other cult.

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steve_davis  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:43:00am

re: #87 William Lewis

You’re going to entice me to listen to the first side of that again, so I can experience Richard Burton one more time.

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plansbandc  Jun 5, 2021 • 10:46:41am

Having more than a passing interest in true crime, I’ve noted a few things.

Mormons do some incredibly insane crimes. I mean I’m surprised there isn’t a true crime podcast that just covers LDS crimes.

And, Canadian serial killers and murderers are just over the fucking top insane.

I have a few theories about why both of these are what they are.

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sagehen  Jun 5, 2021 • 11:02:25am

re: #168 Sufficient unto the day…

I watched it in extreme slow mo…I still have no idea what she did. Holy shit.

She turned millions of would-be Nadia Comaneci’s into wanna-be Simone Bileses. All those 10-year-old’s who wanted to be Romanian, now wanna be Black American.


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