Jackson Browne and His Killer Band: “My Cleveland Heart”

Music • Views: 22,243

YouTube

Jackson Browne performs “My Cleveland Heart.” From the album Downhill From Everywhere https://lnk.to/JBrowneDownhillAlbum

LYRICS:

My Cleveland Heart

I’m going to make a few changes right away
The way I leap and the way I fall
The way I need somebody else’s eyes to see me
The way I need anyone at all
But I expect the real changes to start
When I finally get my Cleveland Heart
They’re made to take a bashin’
And never lose their passion

They never break
They don’t even beat
And they don’t ache
They just plug in and shine
Don’t make mistakes
And they don’t know defeat
Like my heart makes
Like this broken heart of mine

I’ve been walkin’ that broken line between
The way life is and the way it seems
I’ve been stranded on that endless straightaway
Between the truth and my wildest dreams
But I will no longer need to tell them apart
When I’ve finally got my Cleveland Heart
They just keep on hopin’
And stay so big and open

They never break
They don’t even beat
And they don’t ache
They just plug in and shine
Don’t make mistakes
And they don’t know defeat
Like my heart makes
Like this broken heart of mine

Written by Val McCallum and Jackson Browne
(Browncouchsongs, BMI / Swallow Turn Music, ASCAP)

#JacksonBrowne #MyClevelandHeart #LivePerformance

Jump to bottom

260 comments
1
I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 28, 2021 • 10:38:44am

I hate downdinging people.

But.

I believe that assassination is evil. I’m also against the death penalty. My only option is to let these people die in jail.

I would say the same about Nazis and serial killers.

2
ericblair  Aug 28, 2021 • 10:41:56am
3
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 10:47:57am
4
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 10:51:23am
5
Belafon  Aug 28, 2021 • 10:55:16am

re: #3 No Malarkey!

6
wrenchwench  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:01:57am

Bureaucratic way of saying ‘he died’, pulled from an obit.

met the requirements of his appointed time to leave this world behind,

7
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:02:31am

re: #4 No Malarkey!

[Embedded content]

Is there anything to keep the death rate from exploding when the medical system collapses and critical cases have to stay at home? I am not a doctor, let alone an epidemiologist but I am aware of several times in my life when the availability of prompt, professional medical attention made the difference between a painful inconvenience and certain death. it really seems that we might be looking at millions of deaths when the system is overwhelmed, which is already happening many places and seems imminent in many others.

8
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:02:50am

re: #2 ericblair

Babies when the US invaded the country they died in.

9
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:04:33am

re: #7 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Is there anything to keep the death rate from exploding when the medical system collapses and critical cases have to stay at home? I am not a doctor, let alone an epidemiologist but I am aware of several times in my life when the availability of prompt, professional medical attention made the difference between a painful inconvenience and certain death. it really seems that we might be looking at millions of deaths when the system is overwhelmed, which is already happening many places and seems imminent in many others.

I read an article from Vox, a not crazy source, that a cheap, generic anti-depressant might help. vox.com

10
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:12:58am
11
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:15:22am

The British government did not rescue the cats and dogs, Pen Farthing did.
Matter of fact, the British government tried everything it could to stand in the way of Pen’s privately funded and organized rescue operation.

12
retired cynic  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:15:49am

from downstairs:

re: #265 Belafon

We’ll have to keep watching. Ragweed season is in and it’s ruining my ability to talk or do anything other than blow my nose.

Azalastin! By prescription, but with a bit of time, it makes the nasal tissues (more) non-reactive. Not instant, but great!

13
KingKenrod  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:16:37am

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

I thought Ken Ham was dead. Really. I must be thinking of some other crackpot.

14
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:17:02am

Excellent snark in the comments.

15
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:17:33am

re: #13 KingKenrod

I thought Ken Ham was dead. Really. I must be thinking of some other crackpot.

I think it was Kent Hovind who died.

16
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:19:48am

re: #15 No Malarkey!

I think it was Kent Hovind who died.

Nope, Hovind was arrested for domestic assault. I knew his name came up recently. religionnews.com

17
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:21:50am

re: #13 KingKenrod

I thought Ken Ham was dead. Really. I must be thinking of some other crackpot.

I’m afraid we are going to see a leaner and meaner crop of crackpots, with the ones who are stupid enough to believe their own bullshit having died of Covid. The most cynical and hypocritical, who were smart enough to get themselves vaccinated while telling their followers to die, will survive to plague future humanity.

18
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:22:27am

re: #7 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Is there anything to keep the death rate from exploding when the medical system collapses and critical cases have to stay at home? I am not a doctor, let alone an epidemiologist but I am aware of several times in my life when the availability of prompt, professional medical attention made the difference between a painful inconvenience and certain death. it really seems that we might be looking at millions of deaths when the system is overwhelmed, which is already happening many places and seems imminent in many others.

This is what Republicans want. They want to blame those deaths on Joe.

19
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:27:57am
20
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:28:14am

re: #14 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Excellent snark in the comments.

[Embedded content]

Candace yesterday, Milo today…Darwin Awards workin overtime!

21
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:28:41am

re: #7 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Is there anything to keep the death rate from exploding when the medical system collapses and critical cases have to stay at home?

That is another factor: the death rate is not fixed but rather dependent on the availability and quality of medical care.

22
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:28:44am

Pro-Covid rally in Frankfort this afternoon.

23
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:30:02am

I am waiting for the Tenacious D parody of this Jackson Browne song:

“My Cleveland Steamer”

24
Dangerman  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:33:30am

Former DNC Chair Howard Dean called Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) a “lunatic” over his handling of the pandemic, The Hill reports.

Said Dean: “I’m actually just shocked by DeSantis. I never thought I’d say this, but I think he may be more of a lunatic than Trump ever was.”

25
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:33:48am

re: #22 No Malarkey!

Pro-Covid rally in Frankfort this afternoon.

[Embedded content]

26
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:35:42am

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

27
Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:38:06am
28
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:38:24am

jeebus

29
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:39:42am

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

Is this a parody site or is he that fucking clueless?

30
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:40:32am

re: #29 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Is this a parody site or is he that fucking clueless?

Looks legit.

31
retired cynic  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:40:41am

re: #29 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

No, he is deliberately inciting.

32
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:40:57am

dozens!

33
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:41:30am

re: #29 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Is this a parody site or is he that fucking clueless?

New York City Police Commissioner

34
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:43:12am

re: #31 retired cynic

No, he is deliberately inciting.

was a rhetorical question

he is making it clear that when a black cop kills a white person there must be (lethal) consequences

35
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:46:15am

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

dozens!

[Embedded content]

Things are getting very bad in Kentucky.

36
Belafon  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:46:16am

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

37
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:47:33am

re: #35 No Malarkey!

Things are getting very bad in Kentucky.

[Embedded content]

Kentucky Supreme Court said Beshear can’t infringe on our freedums to infect everyone else.

38
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:49:41am
39
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:52:11am

re: #38 No Malarkey!

Another Patriot Hero and Freedom Fighter!

40
Hecuba's daughter  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:54:16am

re: #29 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Is this a parody site or is he that fucking clueless?

It’s Bernard Kerik. What did you expect?

41
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:55:06am

re: #40 Hecuba’s daughter

It’s Bernard Kerik. What did you expect?

rhetorical question

42
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:58:13am

At left, a 3.5 million year old piece of whale bone. At right, the fitbit that challenged it to a duel.

Went surfing on my new board and ‘water resistant’ fitbit didn’t respond well to prolonged submersion in salt water. As I was leaving the beach it started vibrating non-stop. I tried all the button pushes but it just kept going…and it started getting warmer. I didn’t want a battery fire on my wrist and I didn’t want a fire in the car and I couldn’t just throw it in a dumpster out of fear of the same, so when we got to the post office (across the street from the beach) I borrowed a ‘rock’ from a display table where a local was educating anyone who walked by about the topography of our neighborhood.

It was only after I smashed the fitbit he told me what I used, so I had to memorialize the moment.

43
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 11:58:50am

Moral of the story…don’t bring a fitbit to a whale bone fight. (also, I’m really glad I didn’t wind up splitting that fossil).

44
Belafon  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:03:12pm

Watching the History Channel, and the answer to the question of who the first president of the United States is, in order:

John Hancock - president of the US congress in 1776
John Hanson - president under the Articles of the Confederation
George Washington - first president under our current constitution.

Washington even called Hanson our first president.

45
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:04:16pm
46
PhillyPretzel  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:05:48pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

I really hate to say this but even with both Pfizer shots I still wear two masks.

47
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:07:07pm

re: #46 PhillyPretzel

I really hate to say this but even with both Pfizer shots I still wear two masks.

Full retard? That was not even funny in the damn film…

48
BeachDem  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:08:21pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus

[Embedded content]

Fuck CONVICTED FELON Kerik and the asshole mayor he rode in on.

49
PhillyPretzel  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:08:28pm

re: #47 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Nope. Not funny at all.

50
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:12:26pm
51
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:15:12pm

re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yeah but they only killed ONE GUY!!! They have to kill AT LEAST A DOZEN MORE!!! BLOOD FOR BLOOD!!!

52
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:16:26pm

No.
No.
No.
You do Not impeach a President because his dog has bitten several people…

53
Hecuba's daughter  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:17:28pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

A psychiatrist? Someone who is supposed to deal with patients’ mental well-being? He should lose his license. He is a total disgrace to the psychiatric profession and the human race. Clearly an ignorant bully. But exactly what is to be expected from any physician who advises DeSantis. The question: is DeSantis just evil or is he stupid as well as evil?

54
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:17:34pm

re: #52 JOE 🥓

No.
No.
No.
You do Not impeach a President because his dog has bitten several people…

This would never have happened under Trump

55
PhillyPretzel  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:18:31pm

re: #54 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

That is because DT hated animals. They could smell the cheater on him. /half

56
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:19:16pm

I’d cheer if Major bit Steve Doofy!

57
Dave In Austin  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:19:34pm
58
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:19:49pm

re: #54 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

This would never have happened under Trump

Trump’s afraid of dogs. I would like him to meet Major, though I fear Major would contract something from him.

59
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:20:45pm

re: #55 PhillyPretzel

That is because DT hated animals. They could smell the cheater on him. /half

They tend to move on him like a bitch and that distresses him greatly…

60
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:20:51pm

re: #57 Dave In Austin

Time to look at the trucks for sale in Mississippi. Probably a bunch of used ones coming on the market soon.

61
Belafon  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:21:53pm
62
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:24:18pm

re: #46 PhillyPretzel

I really hate to say this but even with both Pfizer shots I still wear two masks.

Ditto.

63
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:26:24pm

I only wear one mask but I keep my distance and do not attend any indoor events and basically only go inside to go shopping (I usually go on weekday mornings when the grocery store is less crowded)

64
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:28:37pm

re: #57 Dave In Austin

[Embedded content]

Tate, you better stock up on the BBQ sauce…

65
Belafon  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:30:04pm

re: #57 Dave In Austin

Then why are they taking ivermectin?

66
Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:31:11pm

The AQI in Pollock Pines today is 604, here in central CoCo County it’s only 137 but a haze is visible at 100 yards. It’s hot outside already, I’m expecting a high of 103-105F. No bike ride today. :(

67
Punish Domestic Terrorists  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:32:25pm

Spider-Man: No Way Home Trailer (90s Cartoon Style)

68
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:37:58pm

texas

69
A Mom Anon  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:40:18pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

Someone needs to send this to her kids’ school. I’d be waiting for her outside the building with someone filming the whole thing too. Fuck these people.

70
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:47:18pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

texas

People have come to the conclusion that they can ignore or flout the law with impunity whenever it fails to live up to their ideological standards.

71
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:47:20pm
72
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:48:44pm

re: #68 Backwoods_Sleuth

Because I’m sure her doctor is just fine with that…

73
Dave In Austin  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:49:46pm
74
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:50:19pm
75
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:51:35pm

re: #74 gocart mozart

Chelsea Clinton jogging somewhere is news now? The hell? This is the best Fox can come up with to make her relevant?

76
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:52:13pm

re: #65 Belafon

Then why are they taking ivermectin?

It’s not a medicine, it’s a sacrament.

77
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:54:20pm

re: #75 Eclectic Cyborg

Chelsea Clinton jogging somewhere is news now? The hell? This is the best Fox can come up with to make her relevant?

It’s not about the jog, it’s about the blowjob.

78
PhillyPretzel  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:54:21pm

re: #76 Decatur Deb

So they believe in science even though they will not admit it in public.

79
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:55:36pm

re: #78 PhillyPretzel

So they believe in science even though they will not admit it in public.

It’s not eleitist Fauci science, it’s good horse doctor medicine, we trust that.

80
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:56:29pm

re: #78 PhillyPretzel

So they believe in science even though they will not admit it in public.

Don’t ever want to know what it’s like inside a RWNJ head.

81
A Mom Anon  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:59:05pm

re: #74 gocart mozart

What the hell? She’s supposed to be in hiding because of some miniseries/drama about something that happened almost 3 decades ago? The NERVE of her. JFC.

82
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 12:59:40pm

re: #74 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

I wonder if Chelsea willed herself to be beautiful, as a response to child-abusing savages who insulted her while dad was president, or if it just happened. In any case, she has “the look” that I have always responded to. In fact she resembles my second wife.

83
Targetpractice  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:00:18pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus

[Embedded content]

Yeah, I don’t really feel like spending the time to list all the names of white cops who shot black men and walked free in just the last decade alone.

It’s pretty obvious by now that they’re still nursing a grudge that Chauvin is sitting in prison.

84
Dave In Austin  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:00:22pm
85
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:01:17pm

re: #84 Dave In Austin

Don’t fuck with the Jesus!

86
Hecuba's daughter  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:02:50pm

re: #75 Eclectic Cyborg

Chelsea Clinton jogging somewhere is news now? The hell? This is the best Fox can come up with to make her relevant?

Sounds like Page 6 celebrity news.

87
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:03:51pm

re: #86 Hecuba’s daughter

Sounds like Page 6 celebrity news.

They miss having a reality TV star to report on…

88
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:07:06pm

re: #84 Dave In Austin

Payback for Jesus resurrecting the 7-10 split on Satan in the eighth frame.

89
Hecuba's daughter  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:08:12pm

re: #87 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

They miss having a reality TV star to report on…

They have a reality TV star to report on. It’s not as though Trump withdrew from the public — he is almost as visible as when he was officially campaigning, from the day he came down the escalator throughout his 2016 campaign and his entire term in office.

90
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:09:37pm

re: #89 Hecuba’s daughter

They have a reality TV star to report on. It’s not as though Trump withdrew from the public — he is almost as visible as when he was officially campaigning, from the day he came down the escalator throughout his 2016 campaign and his entire term in office.

Now that he is off Twitter his stock has gone down greatly. He is still a figure of some note but not the focal point of every news cycle anymore.

91
A Mom Anon  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:10:32pm

re: #89 Hecuba’s daughter

I’m still trying to figure out how Chelsea’s jogging and a miniseries about her dad and that irritating scandal that’s weeks away are even connected.

92
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:10:56pm

re: #91 A Mom Anon

I’m still trying to figure out how Chelsea’s jogging and a miniseries about her dad and that irritating scandal that’s weeks away are even connected.

Blowjobs

93
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:11:15pm

94
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:13:51pm
95
PhillyPretzel  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:16:13pm

re: #94 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Subtitle: The cat does not care what the box says it makes the perfect box for sleeping.

96
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:20:48pm

More blood for the blood god.

97
The Ghost of a Flea  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:26:26pm

re: #96 Eclectic Cyborg

More blood for the blood god.

Could this military action be more emotionally gratifying?

98
Jay C  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:34:19pm

re: #96 Eclectic Cyborg

[Embedded content]

More blood for the blood god.

And you just KNOW that if the last drone strike had blown away a dozen or more IS-K folks, Fox would drag up some GOPer asshole to disparage the results; probably on the grounds of “distracting from their failures” or whatever hackery they want to come up with today….

99
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:34:38pm
100
Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:35:26pm
101
Dave In Austin  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:35:44pm
102
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:37:11pm

re: #99 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Airport Security in the movie Airplane 2.

103
BlueSpotinAL  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:38:22pm

re: #328 Decatur Deb

The chances that a family will produce two good democratically-elected presidents is about the same as that a royal family will produce two good kings.

I would like to remind my esteemed colleague from Alabama that the same family produced a man-wife combo of two successive governors. The constitution forbade two consecutive terms for George Wallace, so his wife Lurleen Wallace ran and won without any help at all. Truly an amazing accomplishment.

Wikipedia notes there was a precedent in Texas, where George Wallace (George? I thought we were talking about Lurleen)

duplicating the strategy in which Miriam Wallace Ferguson won the 1924 election for governor of Texas, as her husband James E. Ferguson remained the de facto governor.

Lurleen’s qualifications, character and political ambition are further mentioned in Wikipedia

Shy in public and lacking interest in the workings of politics, Lurleen Wallace was described by an Alabama newspaper editor as the most “unlikely candidate imaginable. It is as difficult to picture her in politics as to envision Helen Hayes butchering a hog.” She herself said “it never even crossed my mind that I’d ever enter politics….”[10]

104
Targetpractice  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:38:35pm

re: #98 Jay C

And you just KNOW that if the last drone strike had blown away a dozen or more IS-K folks, Fox would drag up some GOPer asshole to disparage the results; probably on the grounds of “distracting from their failures” or whatever hackery they want to come up with today….

Apparently Faux thinks the appropriate response would have been to send in more American soldiers in order to give ISIS and the Taliban more targets of convenience.

105
PhillyPretzel  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:38:52pm

re: #101 Dave In Austin

Maybe potty mouth should try to get to a safe place instead of making fun of a person doing their job.

106
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:41:15pm

re: #101 Dave In Austin

Running from Jim Cantore

107
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:42:56pm

re: #103 BlueSpotinAL

I6CV07mFAyLDgfgKsRCL1vR31F0FKvSo00/D/6/hlrXB+VFstEgisGeyadjx2iGuBDfYK4NCMVe/n5M8510lByozKQ4CKmr6LJTePczghEXL2BFKUPIDeoHxP7LaKfjwSrqptj2R14PossV7c3np2Ljj8zCbZXSzXHIyh+b4sGqmKysJ7+y6wK+vgTXK/bgu

108
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 1:51:24pm

re: #93 Eclectic Cyborg

[Embedded content]

and the disclaimer on the graphic says “DO NOT USE THIS MAP TO MAKE DECISIONS. SEEK OFFICIAL INFORMATION.”
and the morons will ignore that and say “I SAW THE MAP ON THE INTERNET!1!”

109
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:00:19pm
110
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:00:45pm

re: #101 Dave In Austin

I made sure the folks at TWC saw it.
Already got a like from Greg Postel

111
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:01:02pm
112
ericblair  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:03:37pm

This was the Texas anti-mask rally guy.

The GOP governors aren’t deliberately killing off their own people to own the libs. When the GOP handed the party to Trump and the crazies, it set this in motion and nobody in the party had either the power or the will to stop it. The governors are grabbing on to the crazy train because they want to be their king, and they figure this will magically work out for them if they keep doubling down on the bullying and cruelty.

113
Rightwingconspirator  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:04:17pm

Years ago I was in NYC for a trade show. The first evening I go to a brewpub that overlooks Times Square. Through the window, I could clearly see Jim Cantore and his crew, lights on. There was an oncoming snowstorm that had suddenly blown up BIG in the news. The next day, the setup booth day… Nothing major had happened. Except the trade show attendees canceled and exhibitors stayed away or flew home. Blew the show, no big blizzard.

114
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:07:35pm
115
Belafon  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:08:15pm

Giy tried to steal from the store. Watch for the employee that drags him out:

116
Juan Carlos Mescalero  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:10:45pm

re: #113 Rightwingconspirator

Jim Cantore used to literally foam at the mouth selling his schtick.

“Jim Cantore here at the scene of the impending STORM OF THE CENTURY! Everybody behind me will DIE! GET A CLOSEUP OF THE ICE ON MY EYEBROW!!! SEE!! SEE!!???!!
DEAD!!! ALL DEAD!!!!
Back to you Barbara.”

117
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:10:49pm

re: #111 Backwoods_Sleuth

I posted this years ago. The article is still on the web.


(I) was Rhodope’s happiness.
Those who played with me
Called me lovely Stephanos.
Rhodope shed tears when I perished,
And buried me like a human.
I am the dog Stephanos,
And Rhodope set up a tomb for me.
thesocietypages.org

118
Dave In Austin  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:14:02pm

I had to see it. Now you do as well.

119
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:14:07pm

re: #114 Backwoods_Sleuth

120
Eric The Fruit Bat  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:16:27pm
121
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:17:14pm

re: #119 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

The dogs and cats were in the cargo hold. The passenger part of the plane was supposed to be filled with people, but they weren’t allowed to enter the airport. Pen did not do that.

eta: Pen planned for people to fill the seats, but was prevented from doing so.

122
(((Archangel1)))  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:17:26pm

I mean, he’s not wrong…

123
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:17:33pm

re: #112 ericblair

124
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:20:03pm
125
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:21:39pm

Moron Labe

126
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:25:57pm
127
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:26:59pm

re: #123 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

Damn! They’re going down like flies. Good riddance, plague rats and traitors.

Frankly I would be delirious with joy, or at least drunk with schadenfreude, if not for the innocents they are taking with them and the medical personnel who are stretched past the breaking point trying to save their stupid lemming asses.
Those innocents will soon include barnyard animals and their owners who need Invermectin but cannot get it because the plague rats are poisoning themselves with it.

128
ericblair  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:30:50pm

re: #123 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

As the story says, he refused to go to the hospital and took the usual pile of useless crap. So, like a whole bunch of others, he got to the hospital only when he was too sick to resist, therefore was way more likely to tie up ICU resources and die, and had the opportunity to infect more of the people around him.

Just guess which are the states with the highest percentages of uninsured people. How many health providers are going to go bankrupt? You going to get half a million dollars plus for an extended ICU visit out of some random family where one or the only breadwinner just died?

129
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:33:22pm
130
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:34:17pm

I don’t know, but I feel @PossumEveryHour is much more dramatic

131
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:34:42pm
132
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:34:49pm

...

133
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:39:19pm

burlesque bug!

134
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:40:15pm
135
Rightwingconspirator  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:47:14pm

re: #130 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I don’t know, but I feel @PossumEveryHour is much more dramatic

[Embedded content]

HourlyFox would like a word

136
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:47:35pm
137
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:48:24pm

re: #128 ericblair

As the story says, he refused to go to the hospital and took the usual pile of useless crap. So, like a whole bunch of others, he got to the hospital only when he was too sick to resist, therefore was way more likely to tie up ICU resources and die, and had the opportunity to infect more of the people around him.

Just guess which are the states with the highest percentages of uninsured people. How many health providers are going to go bankrupt? You going to get half a million dollars plus for an extended ICU visit out of some random family where one or the only breadwinner just died?

Our incredibly fouled up health care system is a big part of the reason that quackery flourishes here. This desperation also fuels Big Woo’s foul offshoots, Evangelicalism and anti-science generally. People who are desperate enough will grasp at straws. A few hundred bucks for essential oils or magic potions or even a faith healer when you can’t afford a 6 figure cancer treatment regimen? I wouldn’t do it, but I am reluctant to judge someone who does.
The Covidiots are not in that position, though, since masks are cheap and vaccinations are free. They are trying to leverage a pandemic and the quack movement’s influence to exterminate those they regard as inferior. It has backfired spectacularly, the greatest own goal in history. It’s as though Hitler beat us to the atomic bomb then accidentally dropped it on one of his own Nuremberg rallies.

138
Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:49:38pm
139
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:49:51pm
140
Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:51:22pm

re: #137 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Why grab the rope when you can grasp at straws?

141
Belafon  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:51:26pm

re: #134 Backwoods_Sleuth

142
mmmirele  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:52:35pm

So Liberty U is telling its students to quarantine, but won’t require masks and/or vaccinations.

Which led to this:

143
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:53:08pm

re: #136 Backwoods_Sleuth

144
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:53:40pm

So all these now sick and dying right wingers really were true believers.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What are ya gonna do?

145
Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:54:38pm
146
Jay C  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:55:49pm

re: #143 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

She likely asked her mother/sister/cousin/aunt

For this lovely, that’s probably all just one person, right?

147
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:57:09pm
148
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:58:29pm
149
Juan Carlos Mescalero  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:58:31pm

re: #143 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Out in the woods
It’s hard to find a lover
So I married my sister
Now we got a baby brother

Thank you and goodnight….

150
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 28, 2021 • 2:59:44pm

re: #149 Juan Carlos Mescalero

Out in the woods
It’s hard to find a lover
So I married my sister
Now we got a baby brother

Thank you and goodnight….

I believe I heard banjo’s playing in the background.

151
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:01:32pm

re: #146 Jay C

For this lovely, that’s probably all just one person, right?

Well, I did state “And SHE wasn’t sure”

152
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:03:43pm
153
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:05:47pm

florida

154
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:07:35pm

re: #101 Dave In Austin

The ‘unwelcome mat’…

155
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:08:48pm

re: #153 Backwoods_Sleuth

florida

[Embedded content]

Delta’s a bitch. Really trying to keep our exposure to others at a bare minimum for another week so we don’t fuck up our Hawaiian holiday plans.

156
Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:09:32pm

Ida looking increasingly impressive. After nightfall it should go through one more strengthening phase.

Image: G16-sector-gm-band15-36fr-20210828-1806.gif

157
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:10:17pm

re: #153 Backwoods_Sleuth

158
sagehen  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:10:39pm

re: #101 Dave In Austin

[Embedded content]

If you see Jim Cantore in town, is that scarier than seeing the Waffle House close?

159
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:10:46pm

re: #155 darthstar

Delta’s a bitch. Really trying to keep our exposure to others at a bare minimum for another week so we don’t fuck up our Hawaiian holiday plans.

and he might not have caught it from his class. might just as easily happened elsewhere on campus or on his commute

160
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:11:27pm

re: #152 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

21 Monoclonal antibody sites, 13 Hydroxychloroquine clinics, ten UVC light suppository spas, and a bleach filled needle exchange at Dolphin stadium.

161
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:12:11pm
162
mmmirele  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:12:30pm

re: #15 No Malarkey!

I think it was Kent Hovind who died.

No, Kent Hovind is still alive and running a tiny bargain-basement creationist “amusement park”/ ministry / cult outside of Repton, Alabama.

I know WAY more than I should about this.

Kent has a court date on Monday because he was charged with a low level misdemeanor for beating up a woman named Cindi Lincoln, sometimes also referred to as the third Mrs. Hovind. (The marriage was not legal in either Florida, where it occurred, or in Alabama, because neither state recognizes common law marriage.) And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of the crazy that is Kent Hovind.

163
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:13:42pm

re: #159 Backwoods_Sleuth

and he might not have caught it from his class. might just as easily happened elsewhere on campus or on his commute

My point exactly. Oh, I just stopped to see a friend in town visiting and got on the elevator with a family of six from Oklahoma…but I wore my mask.

164
Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:14:45pm

re: #161 Backwoods_Sleuth

The NYT is desperate to be seen as “balanced” to … I don’t know who really cares, but the owner/editor-in-chief seems to want to both-sides everything to the end of time.

165
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:15:43pm

re: #157 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Not even 24 hours after positive test & they call me to tell me I’m expected back to work in same room and same conditions in 10 days… I’ll get on that fitted N95, homemade air purifier/ventilator, & Masters in Public Health I need to survive this while I convalesce.

There is still a Department of Labor, and OSHA. At some point someone is going to look up the phrase “Immediately Dangerous to Life or Health”.

166
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:16:54pm
168
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:18:40pm

Some Saturday afternoon rocketry from Kodiak
Around T-minus 12 minutes

LIVE: Astra Test Flight (Launch Vehicle 0006)

169
Grunthos the Flatulent  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:18:54pm

News from Saneworld.

newshub.co.nz

Police are aware of discussions on social media about an anti-lockdown protest at Queen Street, Auckland CBD, this afternoon.

Police have been in the area and have spoken to one person who arrived intending to attend the protest.

Police spoke to the individual who was encouraged to comply with alert level four restrictions and chose to leave.

170
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:19:17pm
171
b.d. (War Is Over! Cough Louder Conservatives!)  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:20:02pm

Happy Saturday Lizards.

Have any of the wingnuts accused Biden of creating the hurricane to distract everyone from Afghanistan……I mean, in public?

172
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:23:42pm

thread from New Orleans

last tweet is sobering:

173
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:23:48pm

re: #170 Backwoods_Sleuth

Anyone know what his major malfunction was about?

174
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:25:04pm

re: #173 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Anyone know what his major malfunction was about?

nope

175
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:25:10pm

re: #171 b.d. (Cough Louder Conservatives!)

Happy Saturday Lizards.

Have any of the wingnuts accused Biden of creating the hurricane to distract everyone from Afghanistan……I mean, in public?

Yes.

But I assure y’all I did NOT activate the Jewish Space Laser.

176
The Ghost of a Flea  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:25:42pm

re: #131 gocart mozart

I swear, no matter how much they perfume their position these guys are in it because of a series of petty slights they won’t let go and must therefore instead build a cathedral-like pseudointellectual framework to house them all.

177
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:26:29pm

re: #175 JOE 🥓

Yes.

But I assure y’all I did NOT activate the Jewish Space Laser.

You know, we can’t depend on HAARP forever.

178
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:29:20pm
179
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:31:29pm

A nasty chunk of the North East Ida feeder band is about to smite us.

wunderground.com

180
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:32:57pm

my moron congresscritter

181
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:34:11pm

re: #173 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Anyone know what his major malfunction was about?

re: #174 Backwoods_Sleuth

nope

Anti-masker

182
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:37:09pm

re: #181 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Anti-masker

[Embedded content]

I knew he was pissy about masks but he was also a huge asshole free with the fucks and n*clang

183
Rightwingconspirator  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:38:21pm

re: #168 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

That liftoff was crazy sideways

184
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:39:04pm
185
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:40:34pm

re: #183 Rightwingconspirator

That liftoff was crazy sideways

Yes it was.
Eventually lost control about the time it hit Max-Q

186
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:41:28pm

re: #183 Rightwingconspirator

That liftoff was crazy sideways

187
The Ghost of a Flea  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:42:51pm

re: #180 Backwoods_Sleuth

my moron congresscritter

There’s some singularity point where the need to perform contempt and dominance to feed the base has gone on for so long that public statements strongly resemble poor insult comedy.

I expected freedom to die with thunderous applause, but I didn’t expect open mic night at the comedy club.

188
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:44:14pm

Our back porch has two protected bells—a lighter Bar Harbor steel pyramid we call “The Hurricane Bell”, and a heavy ceramic and bronze from Arcosanti—“The Tornado Bell”.

The Hurricane Bell is ringing.

189
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:45:39pm

today’s Summer cuteness

38LMaBig3psdqRBdRvmHJ+1XK5tzSEt8PCOwUI4bIyuCUEjbWYhIVKZjBzDnQknLfNvfR8CJjf4tDE1cgW2PVK/GeycJOGpRt5ZAol0d/Qpb+2d+Bk9brQ4C84BUetmWMPVj8Qjkg3NNyyaWzJHWzoy0p4rT8xS9N/3SKiSVws0Q4ZZx3TowF7niZZP3aMj1vOmlxk7MvVLdUAYTSkU7NB7HJapQ2vdP8gpkYPc3rMko5uEpT6MgNrdUjg5qk9siHdfL0Ga+3m1D6MQL7Qfv0ZvtllcxVCu7rYX6S3TrX8sjHpB6kKxkC3A0e4jhBV+565lKhKoQeM4v+cIKK6FDSt78irlYTha3IJ+kfiuLjYx5cGvRCry4bmSfX3ka+iEl5IOaIyISLnmdlGOBWhO31HcZNROmOA7hwxJhaOJ/Txw=

190
PhillyPretzel  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:46:53pm

re: #189 Backwoods_Sleuth

ClGPh2fKA+OakgwwdEYj1Slmcxm1xCs0Dn/2g6PUIcUdg2Ey8uGXX2uRR5qAAvPE

191
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:48:56pm
192
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:50:17pm
193
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:50:37pm
194
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:51:05pm

re: #191 Backwoods_Sleuth

Madeira M’Dear?

195
John Hughes  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:51:25pm

re: #46 PhillyPretzel

I really hate to say this but even with both Pfizer shots I still wear two masks.

Wear as many masks as makes you comfortable, as long as that number is greater than or equal to one in enclosed spaces.

196
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:51:43pm

Rod deleted his original tweet.

197
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:51:58pm
198
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:53:42pm

re: #193 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Now we know why Republicans gave such slack to Lindell. They now have the software to fuck with the vote counts.

199
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:54:26pm

re: #191 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

And yet……..
Today at Walmart. I don’t know how many of these you could fill from a dollar’s worth of those sheets but it’s way more than one.

200
Targetpractice  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:55:33pm

re: #197 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

FFS, there is enough video out there of Trump looking lost, looking confused, and looking physically weak/uncoordinated to make a feature-length film. Give me a fuckin’ break with this “Biden lookin’ old” BS.

201
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 3:55:53pm

re: #198 JOE 🥓

Now we know why Republicans gave such slack to Lindell. They now have the software to fuck with the vote counts.

Unless Dominion winds up decertified.

202
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:00:39pm

re: #198 JOE 🥓

Which will never be used again.

203
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:01:05pm
204
Rightwingconspirator  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:02:42pm
205
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:02:59pm

Not optimal

206
The Ghost of a Flea  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:04:22pm

re: #203 Backwoods_Sleuth

With a guy like that, how would one even begin to deduce whether they actually did the thing they’re broadcasting or not?

207
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:08:57pm

re: #206 The Ghost of a Flea

208
Decatur Deb  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:09:24pm

re: #206 The Ghost of a Flea

With a guy like that, how would one even begin to deduce whether they actually did the thing they’re broadcasting or not?

Who could care?

209
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:10:09pm

Yesterday, Candace

Today, Milo

Tomorrow let it be Dinesh D’Souza!

210
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:15:02pm

re: #209 JOE 🥓

Yesterday, Candace

Today, Milo

Tomorrow let it be Dinesh D’Souza!

Ali Alexander.

211
DesertDenizen  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:15:50pm

re: #210 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Ali Alexander.

Rush Limbaugh. Oh, wait. He’s still dead.

212
CleverToad  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:16:12pm

re: #189 Backwoods_Sleuth

KGTfBvGiqKb4ZMbrNuKnKZkvuELi8cens4SBVheTaFQWQUmr6+Mwfw==

213
Belafon  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:18:05pm
214
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:19:57pm

re: #210 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Ali Alexander.

The reason I did not put that traitor in the 3rd slot is because that little prick needs to be hauled before the 1/6 Committee and confess his sins.

Then he can drop dead from Covid.

215
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:25:11pm
216
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:26:21pm
217
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:28:33pm
218
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:29:19pm

If this “teacher” ate Ivermectin…

219
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:46:33pm

This is the best one

220
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:47:15pm
221
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:47:39pm
222
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:48:25pm
223
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:50:38pm

re: #220 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

The now-obligatory musical tribute.

Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (Official Video)

224
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:54:48pm
225
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:56:00pm

re: #173 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Anyone know what his major malfunction was about?

Safe to assume a fragile ego and tiny penis have something to do with it…beyond that, who cares?

226
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:57:31pm
227
First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:57:44pm

re: #223 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

I was 9 years old when this album came out, and to say it “influenced” me would be doing it a disservice.

Another One Rides the Bus

228
Belafon  Aug 28, 2021 • 4:59:37pm

re: #224 gocart mozart

Not me but me:

229
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:01:02pm

re: #224 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

Miller doesn’t know that Afghans are white. Well, most of them are as white as I am and I pass.

230
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:07:28pm

re: #227 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I was 9 years old when this album came out, and to say it “influenced” me would be doing it a disservice.

[Embedded content]

Hey, he’s gonna sit by you! And the fart sounds…God I loved that song.

231
Rightwingconspirator  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:07:41pm

Whew. Very local weather report.

232
lawhawk  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:08:26pm

re: #216 gocart mozart

Milo is taking ivermectin. Good. Fuck that guy.

Getting the runs is the least that can happen for all the shit he’s putting everyone else through.

233
darthstar  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:10:05pm

re: #232 lawhawk

Milo is taking ivermectin. Good. Fuck that guy.

Getting the runs is the least that can happen for all the shit he’s putting everyone else through.

Milo is vaccinated and pretending to take ivermectin…and he’ll claim it cured him…and he probably doesn’t have Covid…just assholitis.

234
Dread Pirate Ron  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:15:39pm

re: #231 Rightwingconspirator

…but it’s a dry heat.

104F here.

235
Targetpractice  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:18:55pm

re: #233 darthstar

Milo is vaccinated and pretending to take ivermectin…and he’ll claim it cured him…and he probably doesn’t have Covid…just assholitis.

So, basically he’s Jude Law’s character from Contagion, only more of an annoying dick.

236
Dangerman  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:20:52pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

jeebus

[Embedded content]

Good thing no one has done any of those things

237
Patricia Kayden  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:27:54pm

238
BlueSpotinAL  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:29:27pm

re: #227 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I was 9 years old when this album came out, and to say it “influenced” me would be doing it a disservice.

[Embedded content]

The “drum” in the recording is Weird Al’s accordion case. Wikipedia:

While practicing the song outside the sound booth, Yankovic met Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz, who offered to provide percussion for his performance. Because Yankovic did not have a drum kit, Schwartz rhythmically struck Yankovic’s accordion case as a way of keeping the beat.[9]

239
Targetpractice  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:31:12pm

re: #226 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

[Embedded content]

These people would rather poison themselves with horse paste than admit that liberals were right. If tomorrow they were told that huffing paint fumes protects against COVID, they’d be at Home Depot fighting over the last can of Krylon.

240
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:34:21pm

re: #227 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

The Firesign Theater - I Think We’re All Bozos on This Bus (1971) (Complete Album)

241
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:37:38pm
242
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:43:42pm
243
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:44:32pm
244
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:45:06pm

oh, no huge loss there Kiersten

245
Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:48:34pm

re: #243 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

That’s the scariest part to me. Not having the option of an ER when you might need one can make a person paranoid as fuck.

246
Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:51:25pm
247
Romantic Heretic  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:52:56pm

re: #2 ericblair

Young men go off to die in old men’s wars.

248
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:53:55pm
249
sagehen  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:56:29pm

re: #224 gocart mozart

[Embedded content]

wow. 112,000 Afghans. That’s less than 1/5 of how many Americans have died from Covid.

250
Romantic Heretic  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:57:46pm

re: #181 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Anger addict flying high on his favourite drug.

251
gocart mozart  Aug 28, 2021 • 5:58:48pm
252
Jay C  Aug 28, 2021 • 6:02:30pm

Aside: still having problems viewing the site on my iPad.

Very irregular loading and a lot of skipping.

253
gwangung  Aug 28, 2021 • 6:05:17pm

re: #251 gocart mozart

I had no ideas these existed.

254
nicdanger  Aug 28, 2021 • 6:10:13pm

re: #240 Backwoods_Sleuth

I regret not having but one upding for this.

255
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 28, 2021 • 6:11:06pm

re: #242 Backwoods_Sleuth

256
Romantic Heretic  Aug 28, 2021 • 6:12:02pm

re: #223 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

My reply to things like this.

Joker Funny if it wasn’t so pathetic

257
No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2021 • 6:14:29pm

re: #242 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

About fucking time.

258
plansbandc  Aug 28, 2021 • 6:14:31pm

re: #45 Backwoods_Sleuth

So a psychiatrist use the R word? He seems nice. No wonder that asshole picked him to be an advisor.

259
JOE 🥓  Aug 28, 2021 • 6:27:31pm

re: #233 darthstar

Milo is vaccinated and pretending to take ivermectin…and he’ll claim it cured him…and he probably doesn’t have Covid…just assholitis.

Don’t forget that Milo is now a “born-again Xtian” and he will go on Jay-Zuss TV and proclaim that The Holy Ghost healed him!

260
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 28, 2021 • 6:31:33pm

re: #245 Eclectic Cyborg

That’s the scariest part to me. Not having the option of an ER when you might need one can make a person paranoid as fuck.

I hope I don’t have another heart attack any time soon.


This article has been archived.
Comments are closed.

Jump to top

Create a PageThis is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Or... you can just click this button to open the Pages posting window right away.
Last updated: 2023-04-04 11:11 am PDT LGF User's Guide RSS Feeds

Help support Little Green Footballs!

Subscribe now for ad-free access!Register and sign in to a free LGF account before subscribing, and your ad-free access will be automatically enabled.

Donate with
PayPal Cash.app
Recent PagesClick to refresh