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1 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 6:05:02pm

You’re weird, chadu.

2 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 6:06:26pm

re: #1 Dark_Falcon

Yup! Proudly so, and thank you for recognizing it.

3 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 6:09:35pm

All we need is a dead chicken, some supermarket herbs, and a knowledge of Hebrew to bring the statue to life. (Honestly, the chicken is here for dinner.)

4 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 8:07:21pm

Shit, i have a lack of Conqueror Root.

5 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 8:08:31pm

And raisins? (That is all kindsa f’d up.)

6 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 8:09:56pm

And I apparently need a “sheaf” of tobacco.

7 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 8:10:40pm

Time travel sucks.

8 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 8:48:48pm

And apparently we need aluminum now, and I cannot build a Bessemer forge 200 years ahead of time.


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