Facebook Billionaire trashes environmentally protected site for his wedding
Another contender for douchebag of the year:
Sean Parker Is Sad Over His $4.5 Million Wedding Because of ‘Eco-Terrorists’
Parker doesn’t understand this visceral reaction to the happiest day of his life. It wasn’t even “tasteless” or even over-the-top, he argues. “I had a forest wedding where I made everyone wear silly outfits,” said Parker, referring to his not-Game of Thrones fairy themed wedding. “Why is that an example of largesse? You could accuse me of being goofy, or whacky, but there was nothing particularly ostentatious about it.” It’s not the outfits, Sean.
Lets take a look at what cockbag did:
4 Ways to Hold the Douchiest Wedding of All Time
You probably know Sean Parker as the guy Justin Timberlake played in The Social Network. Remember him? He helped make Napster and was a huge dick to Spider-Man.
Anyway, to demonstrate that he has zero interest in distancing himself from that douchetastic image, Parker got married last week in an elaborate Lord of the Rings-style enchanted forest wedding of his own design that cost more money than any of us will ever even see.
The wedding ended up illegally trampling a national park in the process, proving once and for all that fairy tales only come true for the tooliest toolbags in the Tooliverse. Here are the sordid details.
Before:
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After:
This was all done in a protected habitat, without permission.
The Full Damage of Facebook Billionaire Sean Parker’s Fantasy Wedding
