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1 HappyWarrior  Wed, Oct 9, 2013 4:48:51pm

He’s insane just like his son. Easy to see where Ted takes off from.

2 Skip Intro  Wed, Oct 9, 2013 5:06:33pm
God is looking at the church and everyone in it and deciding in the next three and a half years who will be his bankers.

God needs bankers? How about collection agents and repo men?

Maybe some muscle to persuade the slow payers?

3 majii  Wed, Oct 9, 2013 5:54:39pm

These folks aren’t real Christians. If they were, they’d know that it is stated in the New Testament that it’s impossible for anyone to know what is in God’s mind, and they’d stop saying what God “told” them. He didn’t tell them this made up BS. They’re trolling for dollars for themselves and using fake Christianity to do it. They cannot be real Christians if they oppose what their own Good Book says.

4 Dr Lizardo, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla  Wed, Oct 9, 2013 5:58:24pm

re: #3 majii

These folks aren’t real Christians. If they were, they’d know that it is stated in the New Testament that it’s impossible for anyone to know what is in God’s mind, and they’d stop saying what God “told” them. He didn’t tell them this made up BS. They’re trolling for dollars for themselves and using fake Christianity to do it. They cannot be real Christians if they oppose what their own Good Book says.

If they were real Christians, they’d keep in mind that little phrase about ‘false prophets’, which is exactly what they are.

If Jesus ever really does come back, he’s gonna punch these kind of folks right in the nuts as the first thing he does.

5 team_fukit  Wed, Oct 9, 2013 5:58:33pm

Crooks and liars link to video of Rafael Cruz posted from Right Wing Watch: crooksandliars.com

Creepy bunch… oil business people and Pentecostal. Cruz’s dad claimed that Ted Cruz was “anointed” for politics, and that’s probably how Ted sees himself in the shutdown.

6 nines09  Wed, Oct 9, 2013 6:03:11pm

Gee. And they wonder why “Christians” get a bad rap? Where is the “Christian” OUTRAGE??????? “And he sayeth unto them; Fuck thy brother, he is weak and meek. Screw thy neighbor, he has what you want. Take it all. It is your destiny.”
Signed; Beelzebub

7 Dr Lizardo, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla  Wed, Oct 9, 2013 6:09:24pm

re: #6 nines09

Gee. And they wonder why “Christians” get a bad rap? Where is the “Christian” OUTRAGE??????? “And he sayeth unto them; Fuck thy brother, he is weak and meek. Screw thy neighbor, he has what you want. Take it all. It is your destiny.”
Signed; Beelzebub

Ah, quoting from the Book of Dyzan, I see?

Or is that Necronomicon? I get them mixed up some times.

Iä! Iä!

8 nines09  Wed, Oct 9, 2013 6:19:01pm

re: #7 Dr Lizardo
Maybe. Actually I think it’s a Psalm in their unpublished Bible Manifesto.
Forgot all about H.P. Lovecraft!!


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