Cryptographers agree: It says something about that bitch Snowflake

Ted Cruz Issues Statement, Blames the Bitches

Plus, right wing reactions

Ted Cruz has issued a statement on his not-so-excellent adventure: Apparently, it’s actually his daughters’ fault that he went to Cancun during a disaster. Or maybe his wife’s fault that it all came out. Or maybe it was that bitch Snowflake. And he was roundly defended on the right: What …