Neo-Nazi Group Implodes in “White Trash Circus”
Some of the “very fine people on both sides” that Trump so loves publicly fellating (because they are his base - they just are) got arrested this week for violent behavior in a sleazy love triangle that reads like a rejected plot for “Dumb and Dumber Three.”
Before we all laugh too hard at this story, remember: THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE RUNNING THE UNITED STATES NOW
So let’s get into this. (Full story h/t The Daily Beast)
Heimbach, dubbed “The Little Fuhrer” by SPLC, is married to his spokesman’s stepdaughter. Despite that, he was having sex with the wife of his spokesman, who is named (unironically, but accurately) as Parrott.
Aside: banging a guy’s stepdaughter. Then banging his wife. Come on - just open up and come out of the closet already and admit you want to bang HIM.
Here’s where the real fun starts. Parrott and Heimbach’s wife suspected that the pudgy neo-Nazi loser was banging Parrott’s wife.
In a trailer in a trailer park.
Parrott stood on a box outside the trailer and watched Heimbach and Jessica have sex inside, according to a police report. When the box broke under Parrott’s weight, he entered the trailer to confront them. Heimbach allegedly choked him and chased him into a house, where Parrott threw a chair at him. Heimbach hit back, choking him into unconsciousness, according to the police report.
Heimbach later fled to his house where, when the cops arrived (after Parrott fled to a Wal-Mart - fuck, can we bring in MORE dimwit hillbilly tropes into this story?), the brave neo-Nazi leader cowered in fear and tried to send his wife outside to tell the cops that everything was just peachy, no problems here sir, just good honest Trump voters doing how they do.
When Heimbach’s wife refused to lie to her, he exploded in rage and started throwing her around by her face. Cops came in, arrested him and now Parrott has taken down their website and deleted their membership roles because he wants to protect the rest of the good neo-Nazis from being exposed.
Before we just dismiss this as the actions of dimwit Fox-watching chuckleheads, let’s all remember this data point: Heimbach was arrested back in 2016 for going off on a black woman while at a Trump rally.
HOW ARE THESE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOW RUNNING OUR COUNTRY???!!