Leaked Transcript: US Soldiers Freak Out When Trump Attacked Syria

American Soldier: “I don’t think the russia yet understands how crazy Trump is over this…”

In a dramatic counterpoint to the Fox/CNN anchors verbally jerking themselves off to images of missiles being launched from US warships … … it turns out that US soldiers - you know, guys who are the first ones who will get blown up when the shit hits the fan …