re: #95 NelsFree

Kittehs can melt even the coldest heart. Still, okay, let’s substitute:
Burmese Python (hugs you back)
Armadillo (practically indestructible)
Rock Hyrax (if you saw “Madagascar”, that one)
Others?

Anaconda. Lives in South America, so by smuggling it in, we could introduce Pat to an illegal immigrant that would really have a crush on him.