re: #98 Erik The Red
Seeing as someone has started a Pun Thread
1. Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony
wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but
don’t start anything.”3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A
beer please, and one for the road.”6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste
funny to you?”7. “Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.” “That sounds
like Tom Jones Syndrome.” “Is it common?” “Well, It’s Not Unusual.”8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly,
“I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says
Dolly. “It’s true; no bull!” exclaims Daisy.9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.10. Dj Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.
I was hoping at least one of those would make me laugh, but no pun in ten did.
;)