re: #127 GeneJockey

I had a friend who did research in Reproductive Endocrinology who periodically sent me, uh… interesting papers.

Like the guy who came to the doctor with a massively swollen scrotum, after he had an accident pleasuring himself with the drive belt of a large machine, while everyone else was at lunch. He quickly stapled himself up, but unsurprisingly got an infection.

People are just weird.

Just saw this on Snopes yesterday. They confirm it’s true.