re: #57 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

My grandchildren would tell me to go to hell if I tried to feed them Jim’s re-constituted sawdust meal.

Televangelist Jim Bakker: Buy My Pancake Mix Or Your Grandkids Go To Hell

For whst it’s worth, since that story was published in 2017, Jim Bakker has lost his credit card processor, can only accept payments via Automated Clearing House and it will still take 2 to 4 weeks to get your bucket of reconstitable slop.

Bakker is only slightly above neo-Nazis and Ponzi schemers in the “can’t get banking services for love or money” pecking order as his bank has not yet sent him packing. That said, he is saving the various interchange fees by getting his money up front.