re: #17 BeachDem

And the important infractions:

He used brown mustard
He ate arugula
He put his feet up in the Oval Office
He went jacket-less in the Oval Office
He had multiple pies once for Thanksgiving dinner
He didn’t salute during “Hail to the Chief”
He didn’t attend some soldier’s funeral
He ate a hamburger
He wore a bike helmet

He bowled. Badly. So there it is.