re: #384 Alexzander

Shit - just saw that I made front page of the stalker blog!!

Hey stalkers!!

I bet your dates on match.com love when you tell them that you spend every night stalking a relatively small blog they’ve never heard of because you can’t get over your ban!
And at least you know that if they can get over that and sleeping in your mothers basement, they love you for who you really are!

(Idiocracy reference.)

I look at it this way. We complete the stalker’s sad little lives. They live their sad little lives vicariously through ours. They’d have nothing if it were not for us. Thus, I’m serving a higher purpose.

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