Overnight Open Thread

Fat Bastard Vegetarian2/18/2010 8:28:13 am PST

re: #516

Lawyer dies… at the pearly gates, St. Peter is talking to her.

She says, “I can’t be dead. I am only 43 years old!”

St Pete says, “Says right here you are 81 years old.”

She says, “No! I’m only 43!”

St Pete says, “Oh, wait… we were looking at billable hours.”