re: #531 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Lawyer dies… at the pearly gates, St. Peter is talking to her.

She says, “I can’t be dead. I am only 43 years old!”

St Pete says, “Says right here you are 81 years old.”

She says, “No! I’m only 43!”

St Pete says, “Oh, wait… we were looking at billable hours.”

So true. I don’t bill hours, but a good number of my friends do. The shit they get away with is pretty remarkable.