re: #40 Charles Johnson

And you thought Thanksgiving was the most secular of secular holidays, foolish liberals.

WTF?? I guess now I’m going to have to call my local halal butcher and demand that they stop selling halal turkey. This is obviously a case of Christians turning the tables on us Muslims by using taqiyya to hide the fact that Thanksgiving is really a Christian holiday and making us think it’s okay to celebrate it and eat turkey.

God, I hope the turkey I ate isn’t gonna cause me to turn Christian. The horror. Do they sell like test strips for that or something? // *glances around anxiously*