re: #65 Killgore Trout

BTW, that reminds me of a story. A few years ago someone was trying to get me to import a small but illegal amount of ivory (used on violin bows). I repeatedly told him no but I would deliver the rest of his legal bows for no fee, just out of the goodness of my heart. When I got to the airport I checked the case and noticed he put the illegal ivory in there and thought I wouldn’t notice. I didn’t give it a second thought and promptly handed the bows of to customs and told them what happened. He hasn’t asked me to carry anything for him since.

ivory is the next thing I’m gonna sell…trouble is almost all of it is carved, antique,