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When I view all beings not as special creations, but as the lineal descendants of some few beings which lived long before the first bed of the Cambrian system was deposited, they seem to me to become ennobled.

Charles Darwin

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1 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:24:10pm

Video Bentley chase, close to ending at: http://media.myfoxla.com/live/2/

2 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:24:29pm

Darwin, hey I've heard of him!
Isn't he a monkey's uncle or something?

/////

3 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:25:30pm

It's deeply moving to me, personally, to know all of Life is tied together, related. We are all a part of something larger, and magnificent, and awesome, and humbling.

4 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:25:42pm

re: #2 jcm

Darwin, hey I've heard of him!
Isn't he a monkey's uncle or something?

/////

Josiah Wedgwood's grandson.

5 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:25:45pm

re: #1 gmsc

Video Bentley chase, close to ending at: http://media.myfoxla.com/live/2/

I heard it was high jacked by a starlette in trouble Reese something or other.

6 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:26:26pm

re: #5 jcm

I heard it was high jacked by a starlette in trouble Reese something or other.

...and that she stabbed someone.

(That part's important)

7 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:27:20pm
When I view all beings not as special creations, but as the lineal descendants of some few beings which lived long before the first bed of the Cambrian system was deposited, they seem to me to become ennobled.

— Charles Darwin

They seem to me to become fossilized.

(It took me 5 comments on the last thread to realize I was talking to myself.)

8 MrPaulRevere  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:27:25pm

re: #3 Sharmuta

Very noble sentiment. However the notion that Helen Thomas and I have a common ancestor is troubling indeed.

9 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:28:05pm

re: #8 MrPaulRevere

Very noble sentiment. However the notion that Helen Thomas and I have a common ancestor is troubling indeed.

Hell, cave mates at least.

10 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:28:29pm

re: #7 Walter L. Newton

They seem to me to become fossilized.

(It took me 5 comments on the last thread to realize I was talking to myself.)

I once had the first 9 comments on a thread with 10 comments.
Charles deleted the whole thread.....

11 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:29:05pm

re: #8 MrPaulRevere

Very noble sentiment. However the notion that Helen Thomas and I have a common ancestor is troubling indeed.

Aliens, I blame aliens.......

12 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:29:07pm

re: #10 jcm

I once had the first 9 comments on a thread with 10 comments.
Charles deleted the whole thread.....

But I loved seeing all the green, and my name highlighted. I love the spotlight.

13 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:29:55pm

re: #8 MrPaulRevere

Very noble sentiment. However the notion that Helen Thomas and I have a common ancestor is troubling indeed.

Helen Thomas for you, Bill Clinton for me.

14 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:30:16pm

re: #5 jcm

NBC doesn't think it's a celebrity.

One dollar that it will end in cuffs at 1:45 AM LOL

15 slokat  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:30:23pm

hmmm, the noble cockroach?

16 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:30:27pm

re: #12 Walter L. Newton

But I loved seeing all the green, and my name highlighted. I love the spotlight.

Well you are a thespian....

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

17 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:31:06pm

re: #14 Pvt Bin Jammin

NBC doesn't think it's a celebrity.

One dollar that it will end in cuffs at 1:45 AM LOL

You could've stopped that post after the first 3 words, and it would still be true.
;)

18 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:31:10pm

re: #10 jcm

I once had the first 9 comments on a thread with 10 comments.
Charles deleted the whole thread.....

what an intelligent design!

19 MrPaulRevere  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:31:33pm

re: #11 jcm

She is revolting, referring to 'so called terrorists' and equating Israel and Iran. Its a good thing I wasn't around for the press conference thread.

20 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:32:00pm

re: #16 jcm

Well you are a thespian....

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Barrymore once said "I am jealous of the audience. They are the ones who have the pleasure of watching me up here."

21 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:32:10pm

re: #14 Pvt Bin Jammin

NBC doesn't think it's a celebrity.

One dollar that it will end in cuffs at 1:45 AM LOL

Does CA believe in the PIT maneuver? They seem to let these drag on forever.

22 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:32:16pm

re: #5 jcm

I heard it was high jacked by a starlette in trouble Reese something or other.

Witherspoon?

/white smoke

23 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:32:44pm

re: #20 Walter L. Newton

Barrymore once said "I am jealous of the audience. They are the ones who have the pleasure of watching me up here."

Great Line!

24 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:32:59pm

re: #21 jcm

Does CA believe in the PIT maneuver? They seem to let these drag on forever.

it's "Sweeps Week".......

25 SummerSong  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:33:14pm

Since this driver is still inside the car...they might take off again.

26 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:33:26pm
27 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:33:55pm

re: #13 Sharmuta

Helen Thomas for you, Bill Clinton for me.

And now we all get to share Barry H.

28 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:34:25pm

re: #26 gmsc

Google Map of the area where the car is parked

Shit, that's right outside my apartment.

29 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:34:49pm

re: #26 gmsc

Google Map of the area where the car is parked

just down the road a short piece from my place.

30 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:35:00pm

re: #27 FurryOldGuyJeans

But I'm also related to Sophia Loren, and Raquel Welsh, so That evens the score.

31 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:35:31pm

re: #29 redc1c4

just down the road a short piece from my place.

Great - this guy has probably tried Red's fruitcup. This won't be pretty.

32 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:36:00pm

re: #22 redc1c4

Witherspoon?

/white smoke

JCM, you missed your cue . . .

33 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:36:17pm

re: #21 jcm

Does CA believe in the PIT maneuver? They seem to let these drag on forever.

Don't they, though? Seriously, they are stopped and I am betting they are going to bring in the "psychological team" which is why I am going for 1:45 AM and it will probably be later than that if any of you all want to bet a dollar. LOL
It's off TV now and we have Jay Leno.

34 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:36:23pm

re: #30 Sharmuta

But I'm also related to Sophia Loren, and Raquel Welsh, so That evens the score.

I find you more intriguing. You have a brain, of that I am sure, and you know how to use it. ;)

35 Neutral President  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:36:23pm

re: #8 MrPaulRevere

Very noble sentiment. However the notion that Helen Thomas and I have a common ancestor is troubling indeed.

The way she talks reminds me of Aunt Bethany from Christmas Vacation.

"Is your house on fire Clark?"
"Dont throw me down Clark"
"Are we at the airport Clark?"
"When did you move to Florida?"

36 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:37:02pm

re: #34 FurryOldGuyJeans

*blush*

37 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:37:02pm

re: #22 redc1c4

Witherspoon?

/white smoke

I think that was a play on words - knife - witherspoon....

Ms. Wtherspoon is NOT a starlet! She is an actress - and a lady.

38 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:37:17pm

re: #28 Walter L. Newton

Shit, that's right outside my apartment.

you're kidding, right?

39 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:37:38pm

re: #29 redc1c4

Can you go check it out to see what happens.!?/

40 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:37:45pm

re: #21 jcm

Does CA believe in the PIT maneuver? They seem to let these drag on forever.

They were talking about the use of the PIT earlier. They don't know whether this is armed, and the last thing you want in that circumstance is to have such a person facing you directly.

They suggested their first course of action would be spike strips.

41 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:37:57pm

re: #22 redc1c4

Witherspoon?

/white smoke

No I think she high jacked it using her knife.....

*rimshot*

42 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:38:21pm

re: #37 Catttt

I think that was a play on words - knife - witherspoon....

Ms. Wtherspoon is NOT a starlet! She is an actress - and a lady.

no? really?

/ / / /

43 MrPaulRevere  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:38:26pm

re: #35 ArchangelMichael

That's a classic clip, the actress even looks like her.

44 Walter L. Newton  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:39:20pm

re: #41 jcm

No I think she high jacked it using her knife.....

*rimshot*

Shit, that scared Maisey off her perch. She was sleeping. It really neat how they can hit the bottom of the cage and climb right back up to her perch. They are really flexible.

45 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:39:23pm

re: #39 Pvt Bin Jammin

Can you go check it out to see what happens.!?/

i've algebra class first thing in the AM.... i'm going to bed shortly

46 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:39:56pm

re: #44 Walter L. Newton

Shit, that scared Maisey off her perch. She was sleeping. It really neat how they can hit the bottom of the cage and climb right back up to her perch. They are really flexible.

What scared Maisey off her perch? What? WHAT?
;)

47 zombie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:40:18pm

Happy 200th Birthday, Charles Darwin!

You changed the world forever with your brilliant theory explaining the mechanism of evolution.

And happy random day in your life, Charles Johnson!

You may save "conservatism" in the future by helping to ostracize pseudo-science from the self-defeating Republican Party.

48 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:40:55pm

re: #44 Walter L. Newton

Shit, that scared Maisey off her perch. She was sleeping. It really neat how they can hit the bottom of the cage and climb right back up to her perch. They are really flexible.

Sorry, Maisey!

49 FurryOldGuyJeans  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:41:34pm

re: #47 zombie

Happy 200th Birthday, Charles Darwin!

You changed the world forever with your brilliant theory explaining the mechanism of evolution.

And happy random day in your life, Charles Johnson!

You may save "conservatism" in the future by helping to ostracize pseudo-science from the self-defeating Republican Party.

Too bad they couldn't be more like self-sealing stem bolts.

50 SFGoth  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:42:13pm

Let's hear Ann Coulter say that 3 times fast!

51 redc1c4  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:42:19pm

that's it: i'm for bed, and maybe the teacher will show up this time....

helluva a way to start the semester, by blowing off the first class.

52 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:42:57pm

re: #40 gmsc

They were talking about the use of the PIT earlier. They don't know whether this is armed, and the last thing you want in that circumstance is to have such a person facing you directly.

They suggested their first course of action would be spike strips.

If the chase isn't insane, just waiting may be better.

53 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:44:40pm

re: #47 zombie

Happy 200th Birthday, Charles Darwin!

You changed the world forever with your brilliant theory explaining the mechanism of evolution.

And happy random day in your life, Charles Johnson!

You may save "conservatism" in the future by helping to ostracize pseudo-science from the self-defeating Republican Party.

Here in Vegas, February 10th reminds us of the MGM (now Bally's) fire that killed 8 and injured 198 back on this day in 1981.

Another interesting February 10th event - Adolf Hitler gave his first speech after becoming "Reichskanzler" on this date in 1933.

54 jcm  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:44:44pm

I'm out of here too.

Night all.

55 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:45:31pm

re: #54 jcm

I'm out of here too.

Night all.

Good night, jcm!

56 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:45:52pm

re: #45 redc1c4

i've algebra class first thing in the AM.... i'm going to bed shortly

Bless your heart, Red. I was such an Algebra dummy, you would not even believe it. I kind of caught on to Geometry. If I ever need a tutor, I'll look you up.

Nite. All the best tomorrow.

57 zombie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:45:53pm

re: #53 gmsc

Here in Vegas, February 10th reminds us of the MGM (now Bally's) fire that killed 8 and injured 198 back on this day in 1981.

Another interesting February 10th event - Adolf Hitler gave his first speech after becoming "Reichskanzler" on this date in 1933.

Luckily, Darwin (and Lincoln) was born on February 9 (both in 1809).

58 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:46:38pm

re: #53 gmsc

Here in Vegas, February 10th reminds us of the MGM (now Bally's) Las Vegas Hilton fire that killed 8 and injured 198 back on this day in 1981.

Another interesting February 10th event - Adolf Hitler gave his first speech after becoming "Reichskanzler" on this date in 1933.

59 BlueCanuck  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:46:56pm

re: #51 redc1c4

re: #54 jcm

Sleep well the both of you. Best of luck in class tomorrow red.

60 Catttt  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:47:03pm

re: #42 redc1c4

no? really?

/ / / /

Yes, said Catttt, as she sipped tea with her pinkie claw in the air.

61 zombie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:47:12pm

re: #56 Pvt Bin Jammin

Bless your heart, Red. I was such an Algebra dummy, you would not even believe it.

All you need to know is x = x . Everything else is just is rephrasing of that one basic equation.

62 Neutral President  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:48:36pm

re: #57 zombie

Wasn't Lincoln born on February 12th?

63 winston06  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:48:50pm

have a good night lizards

64 capitalist piglet  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:51:00pm

Does anybody know when we can expect to hear something about the Israeli election?

65 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:52:22pm

re: #26 gmsc

Google Map of the area where the car is parked

According to Google Maps, traffic at this intersection is "slow" right now.

Yeah, I bet.

66 zombie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:52:31pm

re: #62 ArchangelMichael

Wasn't Lincoln born on February 12th?

D'oh! I was fixated on the "1809" part of the date, and got temporarily bamboozled. They were both born on Feb. 12, 1809, OF COURSE!

Well, due to my humiliating blunder, at least I was the first to wish them both a happy birthday! Beat everyone by three days!

/whew. Saved my cookies that time.

67 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:53:11pm

re: #61 zombie

I was the weirod student. I could get the answer but had trouble showing the work. The last day of school this witchy teacher we had gave her college final to us for "fun" (not to me). She announced that one of the students came close and it was me (the class dumbell). She called me to the board and I had trouble repeating what I just did. LOL Geometry just made more sense to this dummy.

I found the so cal chase again. The Bentley is still at a standstill.

68 zombie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:54:15pm

I just got out of jail, so I lost track of what day it was. The concept of "time" becomes blurry in solitary confinement.

69 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:54:54pm

re: #68 zombie

I just got out of jail, so I lost track of what day it was. The concept of "time" becomes blurry in solitary confinement.

Just got out of jail, Gracie?

70 Sharmuta  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:54:58pm

re: #68 zombie

Did they nab you for eating brains?

71 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:56:17pm

Hmmm . . . the sound just dropped out on the car chase.

72 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:56:17pm

re: #68 zombie

I just got out of jail, so I lost track of what day it was. The concept of "time" becomes blurry in solitary confinement.

OMG are you serious. Were you hanging out in Berkeley with the weirods?

73 gmsc  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:57:27pm

re: #71 gmsc

Hmmm . . . the sound just dropped out on the car chase.

Reloading brought the sound back.

74 zombie  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:58:34pm

re: #67 Pvt Bin Jammin

I was the weirod student. I could get the answer but had trouble showing the work. The last day of school this witchy teacher we had gave her college final to us for "fun" (not to me). She announced that one of the students came close and it was me (the class dumbell). She called me to the board and I had trouble repeating what I just did.

That was exactly the way I was in language class. I could translate whole paragraphs of very difficult text at a glance, just sight-reading -- but when called upon to define any individual word, or to explain the grammar, i didn't have the slightest clue. I just had the odd ability to "grok" the overall sense without knowing any of the specifics -- very similar to your "skill" at algebra.

75 Neutral President  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:59:02pm

re: #68 zombie

"I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts."

76 TheMatrix31  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:59:23pm

LMAO @ this car chase.

This guy HAS to be Armenian or Persian.

77 TheMatrix31  Mon, Feb 9, 2009 11:59:35pm

re: #76 TheMatrix31

LMAO @ this car chase.

This guy HAS to be Armenian or Persian.

BTW, I'm Armenian.

78 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:00:00am

CHP being relieved - Metro moving in on the car.

79 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:00:48am

re: #76 TheMatrix31

LMAO @ this car chase.

This guy HAS to be Armenian or Persian.

This is boring.

/trow the flash bangs and get on with it

80 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:00:54am

re: #71 gmsc

The car chase is going to go on all night. They are bringing the psychologists fore sure. I am changing my one dollar bet to 5:45 AM for the cuffs. Got to clean it up in time for rush hour.

81 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:01:08am

The news team has shut down, and now we're listening only to the helicopter crew.

82 Oh no...Sand People!  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:01:39am

re: #68 zombie

I just got out of jail, so I lost track of what day it was. The concept of "time" becomes blurry in solitary confinement.

There was no sarc tag? Really?

83 zombie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:01:42am

re: #69 gmsc

re: #70 Sharmuta

re: #72 Pvt Bin Jammin

OMG are you serious. Were you hanging out in Berkeley with the weirods?

Nah. I was just fishing around for a viable justification for my forgetting what day it was. I have been totally out of the loop for five days (check my comment history -- nada, didn't even have internet access). Where I was felt like jail, at least.

84 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:02:14am

re: #74 zombie

We were probably smart and didn't realize it.

85 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:02:15am

re: #79 Killian Bundy

This is boring.

/trow the flash bangs and get on with it

You'd think a car chase in Univeral City, taking place right outside Universal Studios, would have better production values.
;)

86 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:02:48am

Heh....was I right or what?

DJ Khaled.

87 zombie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:03:23am

re: #76 TheMatrix31

LMAO @ this car chase.

This guy HAS to be Armenian or Persian.

As the L.A.lizards can tell you, there is now an Armenian TV station in Los Angeles. And yes, it looks Armenian, too. Lotta bell pants and five-o'clock shadows.

88 Oh no...Sand People!  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:04:10am

re: #83 zombie

Gotcha. I was concerned for a bit. More of a selfish, "Great, now we don't get the 'zombie' insights.' as opposed to, 'Boy I hope Zombie is O.K.'....
/

89 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:05:06am

re: #87 zombie

As the L.A.lizards can tell you, there is now an Armenian TV station in Los Angeles. And yes, it looks Armenian, too. Lotta bell pants and five-o'clock shadows.

Heh, Zombie. My parents watch some ridiculous Armenian soap opera every night. It's not even in our own dialect of Armenian, so it drives me freakin' crazy.

90 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:05:22am

Judging by that last gulp, the helicopter pilot is either getting sleepy or his muscles are tightening up.

91 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:05:48am

re: #83 zombie

I can't take it when I can't get online. Might as well be in jail.

Glad you are back. I had some huge computer problems where my dsl would drop off, lasted two weeks. It stopped as quickly as it started but drove me nuts. I am thinking, now, that it was my ATT.

Nite, Zombie, and the lizards. I have a long day tomorrow.

92 Oh no...Sand People!  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:06:17am

re: #91 Pvt Bin Jammin

I can't take it when I can't get online. Might as well be in jail.

Glad you are back. I had some huge computer problems where my dsl would drop off, lasted two weeks. It stopped as quickly as it started but drove me nuts. I am thinking, now, that it was my ATT.

Nite, Zombie, and the lizards. I have a long day tomorrow.

Night.

And also, later all.

93 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:06:44am

re: #90 gmsc

Judging by that last gulp, the helicopter pilot is either getting sleepy or his muscles are tightening up.

It's sleepy.

94 zombie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:06:53am

re: #89 TheMatrix31

Heh, Zombie. My parents watch some ridiculous Armenian soap opera every night. It's not even in our own dialect of Armenian, so it drives me freakin' crazy.

Do they live in L.A.? Or are they watching it broadcast from actual Armenia?

95 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:07:13am

re: #83 zombie

Been there, so I can relate. Once I was roughing it in the sticks for a few days, came home, went to bed, woke up in the morning and Florida was being leveled by Hurricane Andrew. I thought, "Damn! Where the hell did that come from? Where have I been?" when I realized, I was out of the loop for days on end. Harder to get back in the loop than it is to fall out of it.

96 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:08:00am

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.
As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.
"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
"Well, did you see this?"
"Yes," motioned the monkey.
"What happened?"
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
"They were drinking?" asked the officer.
"Yes."
"What else?"
The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.
"They were smoking marijuana?"
"Yes."
"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking and smoking before they wrecked."
"Yes."
"What were you doing during all this?"
"Driving" motioned the monkey.

97 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:08:12am

re: #92 Oh no...Sand People!

Nite.

I love all of you lizards.

98 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:08:49am

re: #97 Pvt Bin Jammin

Nite.

I love all of you lizards.

'Nite, PBJ!

99 zombie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:08:59am

re: #95 Sharmuta

Unfortunately,I just learned that Obama is still president. Damn. I was hoping it was all just a bad dream.

100 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:09:01am

re: #94 zombie

Do they live in L.A.? Or are they watching it broadcast from actual Armenia?

We all live in LA, and aren't Armenians from Armenia. Chances are, if you hear something bad about Armenians, it's probably the Armenians from Armenia.

As for the broadcasted soap opera, I'm pretty sure it's filmed over there but I have no idea. I can't stay in the room long enough to ask any questions.

101 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:09:57am

A few weeks back at the local library I ran across an interesting book that tied together history, microbiology, ecology, jurisprudence, theology and epidemiology, entitled Justinian's Flea - The First Great Plague and The End of the Roman Empire. A couple of paragraphs on pages 203/4, dealing with the science of understanding about the bacterium Y. pestis that causes bubonic plague, stood out for me since they dealt directly with something constantly being mentioned here at lgf:

Both advocates of Darwinian selection and their opponents are prone to cite the most benign adaptations as support for their respective positions. Favorite examples of the creationist side -- those why style themselves proponents of intelligent design or ID -- are must attracted to such complex structures as the human eye or the falcon's wing, adaptations whose intermediate forms seem to confer no real evolutionary advantage, and therefore have been created ex nihilo. The bacterial equivalent, among ID proponents, is the remarkable organic motor that the tiny organisms use as a propulsive device, the flagellum.

One of the leading lights of ID, Michael Behe, regularly cites the flagellum, a collection of more than forty separate parts including a rotor, bearings, and a spiral-shaped "propeller" that hooks onto one of the outer rings. The engine for the propeller is, like everything invented by bacteria, a triumph of physical chemistry: When a positively charged proton moves across the bacterial membrane, the charge causes the ring to turn, which in turn spins the propeller at speeds of up to 15,000 rpm. Because -- in the view of ID, anyway -- the flagellum's components are only useful as a propulsion device once all the pieces are present, it is a challenge to natural selection; a propeller without an engine, or a bearing to turn, is just so much protein. The "irreducible complexity" of the flagellum, goes this theory, is unmistakable evidence of a designing intelligence.

The weakness -- one is tempted to write "irreducible weakness" -- of intelligent design is the assumption that the component parts of the flagellum (or the eye, or wing) have always had only a single purpose, a purpose that can only be fulfilled with a complement of other parts. One can only wonder what ID makes of the Type III secretion system, a sort of multiple launch artillery system found on the outside of the Y. pestis cell membrane, since the same proton pump that drives the flagella in motile bacteria also serves as the delivery system that the bacterium uses to batter down the walls that protect their victims...and both pumps share a common ancestor.

That bacteria in general, and Y. pestis in particular, have developed such a sophisticated siege engine, using the same parts that can be used to build an outboard motor, is actually testimony to the power of natural selection rather than design.

102 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:10:02am

re: #8 MrPaulRevere

Very noble sentiment. However the notion that Helen Thomas and I have a common ancestor is troubling indeed.

No relation. Helen Thomas' evolved directly from Dictyostelium discoideum.

103 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:10:42am

My apologies if this came up before, but how insecure does 0bama have to be to stack the deck even more in his favor by issuing White House press credentials to Ed Schultz and a 'reporter' from the Huffington Post?

104 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:10:48am

re: #98 gmsc

Take care, Nevada. ;)

105 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:13:23am

re: #99 zombie

Unfortunately,I just learned that Obama is still president. Damn. I was hoping it was all just a bad dream.

This is worse than a bad dream, because eventually you do wake up.

This is more like a prolonged and freaky acid trip.

106 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:13:53am

There's some crosstalk on the helicopter's radio frequency.

Probably one of those independent guys with a camera in his car that listens to all the radio and news reports to get footage.

What is with the flashlight at the helicopter?

107 zombie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:13:59am

re: #100 TheMatrix31

As for the broadcasted soap opera, I'm pretty sure it's filmed over there but I have no idea. I can't stay in the room long enough to ask any questions.

Yeah, I was wondering where that station got all its programming. I was curious if there was a full-fledged Armenian-language TV studio on Hollywood Blvd., with a whole sub-culture of Armenian actors amidst the "regular" Hollywood crowd -- or were the shows all imported?

One of life's great mysteries.

108 tokyobk  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:14:16am

Hey, everyone is picking on the Huffington Post but you can learn really neat things over there. Today I learned from "former congressional speechwriter and Obama campaign worker" John Santore that Hamas and Hizbullah are not really just terrorist organizations because they have "terrorist" and "humanitarian" wings.

/yes, sarc

109 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:14:39am

re: #102 HelloDare

No relation. Helen Thomas' evolved directly from Dictyostelium discoideum.

And here I would have guessed it was Yersinia pestis.

110 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:14:59am

re: #107 zombie

Yeah, I was wondering where that station got all its programming. I was curious if there was a full-fledged Armenian-language TV studio on Hollywood Blvd., with a whole sub-culture of Armenian actors amidst the "regular" Hollywood crowd -- or were the shows all imported?

One of life's great mysteries.

They probably all stink anyway. Literally AND figuratively.

111 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:15:15am

re: #103 Fenway_Nation

My apologies if this came up before, but how insecure does 0bama have to be to stack the deck even more in his favor by issuing White House press credentials to Ed Schultz and a 'reporter' from the Huffington Post?

That was Ed Schultz! He's a maniac. Didn't know that was Ed Schultz. I made a joke a few threads back about Obama taking a question from The Weather Underground. This is nuts.

112 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:16:14am

re: #109 FurryOldGuyJeans

And here I would have guessed it was Yersinia pestis.

I know what that is without looking it up. Bubonic Plague, right?

113 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:16:25am

re: #108 tokyobk

Hey, everyone is picking on the Huffington Post but you can learn really neat things over there. Today I learned from "former congressional speechwriter and Obama campaign worker" John Santore that Hamas and Hizbullah are not really just terrorist organizations because they have "terrorist" and "humanitarian" wings.

/yes, sarc

Kinda like the 'military' and 'humanitarian' wings of Pablo Escobar's Medellin cartel?

114 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:17:12am

re: #112 HelloDare

I know what that is without looking it up. Bubonic Plague, right?

If you know what it is without looking, why are you asking what it is? ;)

115 MrPaulRevere  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:18:00am

Was that not a first when he called on The Huffington Post reporter? I cant recall any President calling on on a 'reporter' from a web only venue.

116 logboy  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:18:13am

re: #103 Fenway_Nation

My apologies if this came up before, but how insecure does 0bama have to be to stack the deck even more in his favor by issuing White House press credentials to Ed Schultz and a 'reporter' from the Huffington Post?

Obama is a thin skinned pussy. Nothing less, nothing more. If he had spent some time in the military like Bush and McCain and less time hanging out with guys bombing the Pentagon maybe he would have some intestinal fortitude. He is by far the most thin-skinned pansy to serve during my lifetime. Its no wonder Russia, Iran, and North Korea are starting to walk all over him.

117 tokyobk  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:19:33am

re: #113 Fenway_Nation

I wish people who hated Israel would just admit it as their starting premise instead of just making things up.

At HuffPo, nobody assumes that America supports Israel out of ideological kinship. Its naturally the Zionist Lobby controlling American politicians. A veritable madhouse.

118 logboy  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:20:04am

re: #115 MrPaulRevere

Was that not a first when he called on The Huffington Post reporter? I cant recall any President calling on on a 'reporter' from a web only venue.

They were all prearranged questions and reporters. Heard that on the radio from an advisor.

119 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:20:19am

re: #114 FurryOldGuyJeans

Wasn't sure. I always thought it would make a great name for a character in a novel. I have it written down somewhere along with a couple other names. Can't remember them now but I'd probably remember them if I saw them again.

120 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:20:30am

re: #115 MrPaulRevere

The best joke of the night about that was (paraphrasing)

"Mandy Manners LGF

President 0bama- do you think republicans who voted for you instead of John McCain are fucking happy now?"

121 MrPaulRevere  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:21:43am

re: #118 logboy

Did Jennifer Loven have her knee pads on?

122 zombie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:21:52am

re: #101 FurryOldGuyJeans

Another good example of that is the lung. Early ID proponents claimed the mammalian lung was irreduceably complex, and the oxygenation of blood couldn't have co-evolved with a lung system bit by bit, since the circulatory suystem and the lung system would have to emerge fully formed to be of any use to each other

But then, of course, it was discovered that the early lung was originally a "flotation bladder" organ used by primitive proto-fish to stay afloat and to go up and down in the water -- it had nothing to do with oxygenizing the blood, at first. But little by little, this "side effect" become predominant and allowed the creatures to get oxygen from the air, as opposed from the water -- voila, we get land creatures.

123 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:21:52am

Go to [Link: www.abc7.com...] for a live stream of this standoff.

At one point, this guy had a gun to his head.

124 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:23:23am

re: #120 Sharmuta

Here's the original

125 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:24:18am

Zombie,

I posted this a couple threads back. What do you think?

Thought experiment:

There's a 180-foot tall sculpture of Charles Darwin in a sandstone cliff.
Would creationists blow it up?

(I was prompted to amended it to be American non-Muslim creationists.)

126 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:24:20am

re: #122 zombie

Preaching to the choir, Zombie. I just found it interesting in a book about history and epidemiology that there was a quick side-route into ID for a few paragraphs.

127 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:24:56am

re: #117 tokyobk

I wish people who hated Israel would just admit it as their starting premise instead of just making things up.

At HuffPo, nobody assumes that America supports Israel out of ideological kinship. Its naturally the Zionist Lobby controlling American politicians. A veritable madhouse.

I thought it was those eeeevil Christian zealots who had a hard-on for the end of the world by rounding up the world's jews into one geographically compact, easy-to-nuke nation-state.

128 Winslow  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:25:44am
When I view all beings not as special creations, but as the lineal descendants of some few beings which lived long before the first bed of the Cambrian system was deposited, they seem to me to become ennobled.

— Charles Darwin

"A lineal descent ennobles the generalest being."
- Jebediah Darwin

129 logboy  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:27:19am

re: #121 MrPaulRevere

Did Jennifer Loven have her knee pads on?

No but Donald Trump did. I swear every time the guy is asked a question about anything political he does two things:

1. Takes a swipe at Bush for being "a terrible President with no brains".
2. Praises Obama to no end for being the savior to our poor country.

I can't tell who wants to give Obama a blow job worse. Donald Trump or Chris Matthews?

130 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:28:26am

re: #129 logboy

I think the two will have a slappy fight to see who gets to service O first.

131 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:28:39am

re: #118 logboy

I'm not surprised to hear that. What's the fucking problem, juggy? Afraid Chrissy Matthews and Keith 0lberdouche might break with tradition and ask a difficult question of you?

132 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:29:01am

re: #129 logboy

No but Donald Trump did. I swear every time the guy is asked a question about anything political he does two things:

1. Takes a swipe at Bush for being "a terrible President with no brains".
2. Praises Obama to no end for being the savior to our poor country.

I can't tell who wants to give Obama a blow job worse. Donald Trump or Chris Matthews?

Tough to decide. I suggest a Blow Off.

133 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:29:04am
134 zombie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:29:46am

re: #125 HelloDare

Sorry, I'm really bad at predicting people's behavior.

135 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:30:03am

re: #131 Fenway_Nation

As bad as he is at giving prepared answers to prearranged questions, the man is totally FUBARed when going off teleprompter.

136 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:30:33am

re: #123 TheMatrix31

Go to [Link: www.abc7.com...] for a live stream of this standoff.

At one point, this guy had a gun to his head.

Thanks for the new link - the helicopter-only one was getting dull.

137 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:30:57am
138 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:32:39am

By the way, anyone here remember the bogus Talon News 'scandal' a few years ago?

Wonder how come that was such a big deal in 2005, but HuffPo being represented in the White House press pool will probably get hardly a mention outside of the blogosphere?

139 anduril3019  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:33:00am

You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilizations — these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit — immortal horrors or everlasting splendours.
— C.S. Lewis

140 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:33:06am

The police are saying this is not a person of significance.

Of course, that doesn't eliminate Congressional democrats.
;)

141 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:33:22am
142 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:34:11am
143 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:34:42am

Is this guy in the car a celebrity?

Well, he is NOW!

144 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:35:22am

re: #142 ploome hineni

why are my posts being chopped?

Are you violating the hamsters again? ;)

145 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:35:26am

re: #140 gmsc

The police are saying this is not a person of significance.

Of course, that doesn't eliminate Congressional democrats.
;)

Bentley with Illinois plates, wondering if Blago is accounted for?

146 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:35:59am
147 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:36:35am

re: #146 ploome hineni

the relationship was consensual

/shaddup

Make me!

/ I wield a mean cane and wicked walker.

148 BakaRanger  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:36:41am

Is the guy in the car Tom Daschel's driver?

149 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:37:04am

I'm going to feel really bad if Reese Witherspoon winds up being involved in this somehow.

150 abaleh  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:37:07am

Good morning Lizards.
I'm off to get my Krembo.

151 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:37:12am
152 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:37:30am

re: #149 gmsc

I'm going to feel really bad if Reese Witherspoon winds up being involved in this somehow.

And yet what about the knife?

153 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:38:04am
154 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:38:05am

LMAO Illinois license plates....

ITS BLAGO!

155 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:38:27am

re: #152 FurryOldGuyJeans

And yet what about the knife?

No- with her spoon!

156 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:38:48am

re: #154 TheMatrix31

LMAO Illinois license plates....

ITS BLAGO!

If only...:)

157 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:38:51am

re: #151 ploome hineni

/who looks for a date on Craigslist?

Two lizards that I know of. Walter, who you should know, and a new lizardette.

158 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:39:16am

re: #155 Sharmuta

No- with her spoon!

How did you get that scoop?

159 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:39:39am

re: #153 ploome hineni

lol

let me plugin the pacemaker

/then you better watchit

Oh, so THAT is the way it is, eh? Time for my arthritis meds, then! ;)

160 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:40:47am

re: #156 Dustyvet

If only...:)

if only if only
the wood pecker sighs
the bark on the trees was as soft as
the sky . . .

161 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:40:57am

re: #158 gmsc

How did you get that scoop?

Looked underneath the potato?

162 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:40:58am
163 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:41:43am

"They see me parkin',
They hatin',
Because they all think I'm parkin' dirty . . ."

164 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:41:46am

re: #162 ploome hineni

well.....gak

/shirley they jest?

They both sounded very serious.

165 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:41:59am

re: #158 gmsc

How did you get that scoop?

From some runaway dish.

166 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:42:20am
167 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:43:15am

re: #166 ploome hineni

how do you spell

FUCKING INSANE?

Nah, that's Furry.....

168 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:44:10am
169 MrPaulRevere  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:44:48am

re: #8 MrPaulRevere

Helen Thomas is so old she refers to the Battle of Hastings as the 'big one'.

170 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:44:53am

re: #168 ploome hineni

although, I why should I be surprised?

a blog is like a city bus...anything can get on

/now I need my anxiety medication

You're right, I got on.

171 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:44:58am
172 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:45:52am
173 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:46:24am

re: #169 MrPaulRevere


Helen Thomas is so old- she had Jesus sign her high school yearbook.

174 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:46:31am

re: #172 ploome hineni

she doesn;t remember the Battle of Hastings

War of the Roses?

175 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:46:43am

The Bentley is surrounded by armored cars!

176 pink freud  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:47:18am

Extraction. [Link: media.myfoxla.com...]

177 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:47:18am

re: #173 Fenway_Nation

Helen Thomas is so old- she had Jesus sign her high school yearbook.

Nah, she was best buds with Khufu.

178 Mel Lono  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:48:01am
Lawyers for Fairey acknowledged that the artist used the photograph. But they said he transformed the literal depiction into a "stunning, abstracted and idealized visual image that creates powerful new meaning and conveys a radically different message."

I stumbled upon this one. Must remember to use it in a sentence sometime.
Obama's Image

179 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:48:11am
180 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:49:08am

re: #179 ploome hineni

the second Crusade?

At least she wasn't Helen of Troy.

181 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:49:08am
182 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:49:16am

Here we go. ..

183 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:49:36am
184 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:49:43am

re: #179 ploome hineni

the second Crusade?

She crossed the Alps with Hannibal...

185 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:50:28am
186 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:50:32am

She's so old, she remembers the day the rocks had finally cooled.

187 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:50:48am

This is like the OJ chase a little.

Initially, there was some confusion. The police were ordered to look for a slow-moving Bronco, so they were all looking for John Elway.

188 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:50:52am

Helen Thomas is so old, she's receding at nearly the speed of light.

189 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:51:24am

re: #186 Sharmuta

She's so old, she remembers the day the rocks had finally cooled.

She has the original rock.

190 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:51:24am

re: #184 Dustyvet

She crossed the Alps with Hannibal...

How else was Hannibal going to get them elephants over the Alps. They were trying to hide from her.

191 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:51:25am
192 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:52:15am

re: #186 Sharmuta


Her ears are still ringing from the Big Bang....

/That's how old Helen Thomas is

193 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:52:55am
194 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:53:56am
195 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:54:05am

Uh oh . . .

196 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:54:51am

re: #192 Fenway_Nation

Tsk tsk. There was no sound from the big bang. But a funny quip nonetheless.

197 BignJames  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:56:07am

re: #196 Sharmuta

Tsk tsk. There was no sound from the big bang. But a funny quip nonetheless.

Maybe not in this dimension.

198 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:56:12am

re: #192 Fenway_Nation

Her ears are still ringing from the Big Bang....

/That's how old Helen Thomas is

The part they don't tell you about in the Bible: Before god created the universe, Helen Thomas asked some pointed questions about the project.

199 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:56:26am

Helen Thomas IS the missing link.

200 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:56:54am

Apparently they stormed the vehicle. Stream came back for like, two minutes.

201 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:57:28am

If the Cult of Obama couldn't get any worse along comes the NYTimes with many women dream of having sex with Obama.

202 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:57:53am

re: #190 FurryOldGuyJeans

How else was Hannibal going to get them elephants over the Alps. They were trying to hide from her.

Atilla's wife came to the front of the tent as he left for the wars, waved and blew him a kiss, and said bye Hun...:)

203 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:57:53am

re: #198 gmsc

The part they don't tell you about in the Bible: Before god created the universe, Helen Thomas asked some pointed questions about the project.


"Are you going to give Israel the bomb"?

204 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:58:37am
205 BignJames  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 12:59:18am

re: #201 FurryOldGuyJeans

If the Cult of Obama couldn't get any worse along comes the NYTimes with many women dream of having sex with Obama.


Some women dream of having sex with convicts....or so I've heard.

206 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:00:03am

re: #202 Dustyvet

Atilla's wife came to the front of the tent as he left for the wars, waved and blew him a kiss, and said bye Hun...:)

Considering that Attila died while celebrating his wedding to his latest wife, if she had been Helen wouldn't you have offed yourself?

207 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:00:29am

re: #201 FurryOldGuyJeans

GAH! Why did I read that?!

208 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:00:49am

re: #199 Sharmuta

Helen Thomas IS the missing link.

Yeah, but for which speicies? I definitely don't want her in my gene pool. It's shallow enough as it is.

209 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:00:58am

re: #201 FurryOldGuyJeans

If the Cult of Obama couldn't get any worse along comes the NYTimes with many women dream of having sex with Obama.

The author wrote "Perfect Madness: Motherhood in the Age of Anxiety" Hey, keep your madness to yourself.

210 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:01:01am

re: #206 FurryOldGuyJeans

Considering that Attila died while celebrating his wedding to his latest wife, if she had been Helen wouldn't you have offed yourself?

Suicide by elephant?

211 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:01:07am

re: #207 Sharmuta

GAH! Why did I read that?!

Fucking insane and depressing, ain't it?

212 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:01:23am

re: #208 BlueCanuck

Yeah, but for which speicies? I definitely don't want her in my gene pool. It's shallow enough as it is.

Three Toed Sloth?

213 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:01:51am

re: #211 FurryOldGuyJeans

Fucking insane and depressing, ain't it?

I was going to go with insane and creepy.

214 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:01:56am
215 BignJames  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:02:10am

re: #211 FurryOldGuyJeans


Maybe they think they can change him.

216 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:02:38am
217 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:03:03am
218 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:03:40am

The Seattle Police received a 911 call about a man seen trying to siphon gas from a parked motorhome. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motorhome near a pool of spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline but apparently had put his siphon hose into
the motor home’s blackwater (sewage) tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, as justice had been duly served.

219 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:03:44am

Everyone is milling about, and the ambulance has brought the stretcher out.

220 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:03:58am
221 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:04:05am

re: #219 gmsc

Everyone is milling about, and the ambulance has brought the stretcher out.

This is from: http://media.myfoxla.com/live/2/

222 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:04:32am

re: #220 ploome hineni

stabbed in the nose by one of his wives

/simple

Why'd she pick his nose.

223 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:05:03am
224 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:05:05am

re: #222 gmsc

Why'd she pick his nose.

Easier than picking his ass.

225 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:05:32am

For all my surviving friends out there.
It’s funny how the worm turns.
Here’s why…………
According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, or even maybe the early 70’s probably shouldn’t have survived.
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, […]

226 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:06:18am

OK, the ambulance drivers aren't working on the guy, and they don't seem to be in any rush.

227 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:06:43am

re: #222 gmsc

Why'd she pick his nose.

Remember, you can pick your friends and pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose.

/ducks and covers.

228 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:07:12am
229 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:07:24am

re: #225 Dustyvet

For all my surviving friends out there.
It’s funny how the worm turns.
Here’s why…………
According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, or even maybe the early 70’s probably shouldn’t have survived.
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, […]

I was a preemie that was adopted. I really shouldn't have survived since I was an unwanted clump of cells.

230 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:08:39am

re: #227 BlueCanuck

Remember, you can pick your friends and pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose.

/ducks and covers.

But did you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?

231 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:09:35am

Morning night Lizards.

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me
you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

“Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the' There's no Santa'
speech. At 7, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was 8, you
hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you tell me that
grown-ups don't really shag each other, I'll have nothing left to live for."

232 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:09:37am

re: #230 FurryOldGuyJeans

But did you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?

Nah, they weren't the right size or fit.

233 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:09:42am
234 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:10:13am

He's been loaded into the ambulance, and the ambulance is still sitting there.

I'd say there double checking that he's died, but are pretty sure nonetheless.

235 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:10:54am

re: #234 gmsc

He's been loaded into the ambulance, and the ambulance is still sitting there.

I'd say there double checking that he's died, but are pretty sure nonetheless.

Franco, eh?

236 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:11:01am

re: #230 FurryOldGuyJeans

Popeye Doyle?

237 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:11:30am
238 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:11:39am

Fascinating Biology Facts ...

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is
the male sperm.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are 20x stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as o ften as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumb.

239 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:12:12am

Looks like they're clearing the car, seeing what they can find.

240 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:13:03am

Wow! Look at all the vehicles beyond the tape!

241 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:13:39am

...and even that parking lot is full this time of the night!

(Oh, wait - that's a car lot.)
;)

242 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:13:54am

Yesterday in Washington, the secret service arrested a man who climbed over
the White House fence.

The secret service told the man "Get back here Mr. President, you still have 1438 days left"

243 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:14:07am

re: #236 BatGuano

Popeye Doyle?

Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle, yup.

244 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:14:31am

re: #242 Erik The Red

Yesterday in Washington, the secret service arrested a man who climbed over
the White House fence.

The secret service told the man "Get back here Mr. President, you still have 1438 days left"

0bamaclock

245 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:14:34am

re: #240 gmsc

Wow! Look at all the vehicles beyond the tape!

That's ridiculous.

246 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:15:49am

That's all she wrote on the Bentley chase!

247 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:16:19am
248 FurryOldGuyJeans  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:16:42am

re: #240 gmsc

Wow! Look at all the vehicles beyond the tape!

re: #245 TheMatrix31

That's ridiculous.

That's L.A.

249 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:17:08am

re: #248 FurryOldGuyJeans

That's L.A.

I hate this place. With an extreme, immense passion.

250 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:17:23am
251 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:17:37am

re: #238 Erik The Red

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumb.

lol

252 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:19:07am

re: #250 gmsc

Doesn't this look like the close-up shots they had in the car?

For sure it's gotta be him.

253 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:19:28am

The driver is/was DJ Khaled, a Miami-based rapper.

254 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:20:12am
255 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:21:05am

I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to see if
they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and
gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything
neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to
all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?' I
asked them again.

Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with pride for them.

Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

A six-year-old Newfie boy shouted out, 'YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD!'

256 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:21:32am

Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.

Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors who are interested simply in running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Bloody Mary
Margarita
Scotch and soda
Martini
Vodka and Tonic
steak
lobster or crab legs
the remote control
bowl of ice cream
the sports page
chocolate
or sex

…it should be presumed that I won’t ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature: _________________________
Date: _____________________________

I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors.

257 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:22:41am

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer
asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man .. "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized
eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."

259 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:24:29am

re: #256 Dustyvet

Ah, the voice of reason.

260 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:24:39am

re: #254 gmsc

DJ Khaled

Wiki lists him as being Palestinian. Maybe Teleprompter Jesus wasn't throwing the Israelis to the wolves fast enough for his taste....

261 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:24:54am

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay
of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was
feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him
about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you
been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the
bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself
up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang.

The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had
been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged
tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said. To which he whirled around
and screamed, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?

262 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:26:24am
263 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:27:30am

Adult Resignation

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.

I want to go to McDonald’s and think that it’s a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks.

I want to think M&M’s are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer’s day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple.

When all you knew was colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes,
but that didn’t bother you, because you didn’t know what you didn’t know and you didn’t care.

All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair.

That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible.

I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

I want to live simple again.

I don’t want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, justice, a kind word, truth, peace, dreams, love, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

So….here’s my checkbook, my wallet, my car-keys, my credit cards and my 401K statements.

I am officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this further, you’ll have to catch me first, cause,

“Tag! You’re It.”

…Author Unknown

264 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:29:06am

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when
the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at
any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again-the strain would be too much.

The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really frisky
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs on
the couch to guard against temptation.

This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs-she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.

"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering.
"I was about to commit suicide."

"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!"

265 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:32:02am

Why Parents (Grandparents) Drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.

“Hello.” “Is your daddy home?” he asked.

“Yes,” whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?”

The child whispered, “No.”

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mommy there?”

“Yes.”

“May I talk with her?”

Again the small voice whispered, “No.”

Thank you Dianne Fischer!

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”

“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he’s busy”, whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?

“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”

“A helicopter” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed the helicopter.”

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,

“What are they searching for?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle: “ME.”

266 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:38:34am

Ironically, one of DJ Khaled's best known videos, "We takin' over", features him in a car chase:

267 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:42:31am

re: #266 gmsc


I'm not sure if that's irony of self-fulfilling prophecy.

268 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:42:44am

Heh...."we takin' over".....I guess the message doesn't change much, eh?

269 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:43:13am

re: #267 Fenway_Nation

I'm not sure if that's irony of self-fulfilling prophecy.

So much for "We Takin' Over", though.

270 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:44:11am

EXCLUSIVE: FBI Raided Lobbying Firm Connected to Murtha

Feds Narrowing In On Companies With Ties To Congressman


[Link: abcnews.go.com...]


271 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:49:05am

re: #270 Dustyvet

Some nice, warm schdenfreude on a chill winter's night.

272 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:50:50am

Exceptionally clear footage from early in the standoff:

273 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:53:16am

A Canadian lumber camp advertises for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy
shows up at the camp the next day carrying an axe.

The head lumberjack takes one look at the puny little guy and tells him to
get lost.

"Give me a chance to show you what I can do," says the skinny guy.

"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" says the head lumberjack. "Take
your axe and cut it down."

The guy heads for the tree, and in five minutes he's knocking on the
lumberjack's door. "I cut the tree down," says the guy.

The lumberjack can't believe his eyes and says, "Where did you learn to
chop down trees like that?"

"In the Sahara Forest," says the puny man.

"You mean the Sahara Desert," says the lumberjack.

"Sure......That's what they call it now!"

274 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:53:24am

What an idiot.

275 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:54:03am

Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heel s, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we made wild love all
night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said, What's for dinner, Batman!

276 lewisinnyc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:54:39am

Darwin was actually wrong on the whole "lineal descent" part. Apparently, recent DNA analysis shows that evolution is only partly (and possibly less than 50%) lineal. A significant portion of evolution seems to come from "horizontal gene transfer." Really interesting article here: [Link: www.newscientist.com...]

277 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:56:23am

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied

278 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:58:46am

Harley Davidson, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $1,600 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that f*cking slacker did here?"
From across the room came a voice: "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

279 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:58:56am

re: #274 TheMatrix31


So does this mean that we'll be treated to a fuzzball DJ Khaled biopic in theaters everywhere soon?

280 thefallingman  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:59:03am

Hey, if anybody lives in California, I strongly recommend you stock up on ammo and maybe pick up another pistol or two.

281 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 1:59:43am

re: #274 TheMatrix31

What an idiot.

At least I know understand why I heard someone in the crowd shout "We da worst" during the standoff - it's a reference to "We da best" from his "Takin' Over" video.

282 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:00:09am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --------------------->
Help yourselves!

283 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:00:17am

re: #282 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --------------------->
Help yourselves!

Thanks, yum!

284 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:00:33am

re: #282 littleoldlady

Thanks!

285 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:00:56am

A country club didn't allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was
enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the
week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women's
club and became very active.

After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women's
club complaining about the men, urinating on the golf course. Naturally,
they just ignored the matter.

After another 6 months, they received another letter reminding them of the
previous letter and demanding action.

After due deliberation they sent the women a letter advising them that they
had been granted equal privileges!

286 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:01:55am

gmsc! :-)

Sharmuta! :-)

287 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:02:00am

re: #282 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --------------------->
Help yourselves!

{lol} thanks for fruitcup

288 BignJames  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:02:24am

re: #280 thefallingman

Hey, if anybody lives in California, I strongly recommend you stock up on ammo and maybe pick up another pistol or two.

I thought it was illegal to posess a photo of a gun in Ca.

289 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:03:17am

Seniors questions ...

Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When
you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory
storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

290 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:03:40am

re: #282 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet --------------------->
Help yourselves!

Good mornin'....you missed some interesting shenanigans in LA overnight.

291 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:04:56am

Erik! :-)

Matrix! :-)

Shenanigans in LA?

/color me shocked! ;-)

292 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:06:01am

Good morning littleoldlady. How's things in your neck of the woods today?

293 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:06:23am

re: #288 BignJames

I thought it was illegal to posess a photo of a gun in Ca.

Speaking of over-reacting - here in Las Vegas, a high school student on a drill team, whose academic record had earned her a scholarship, was suspended from school today.

After drill team practice the previous day, she forgot to remove her prop rifle from the car. While at school the next day, it was spotted in her car and reported to the principal.

294 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:07:08am

BlueCanuck! :-)

It's dark here. ;-)

How's by you?

295 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:07:21am

re: #291 littleoldlady

Erik! :-)

Matrix! :-)

Shenanigans in LA?

/color me shocked! ;-)

Yeah, a famous DJ killed himself after a long "slow" speed chase and subsequent standoff about oh, no more than 5 miles from where I live.

296 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:07:26am

re: #291 littleoldlady

Erik! :-)

Matrix! :-)

Shenanigans in LA?

/color me shocked! ;-)

Yet another rapper is dead. Old story.

297 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:07:42am

re: #294 littleoldlady

Dark as well, and interesting times. Very interesting.

298 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:08:13am

re: #295 TheMatrix31

Yeah, a famous DJ killed himself after a long "slow" speed chase and subsequent standoff about oh, no more than 5 miles from where I live.

Apparently Walter and Red live in the immediate area, too.

299 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:08:59am

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the
husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,
"It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an
apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now,
just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to
go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out
to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house
and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.

Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three
blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store
there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store
opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone
was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the
cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor.

I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is
still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,
which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume
bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still
ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.

It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

And Mister, I TOLD HER!"

300 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:09:02am

re: #297 BlueCanuck

Dark as well, and interesting times. Very interesting.

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

301 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:09:24am

littleoldlady- you're so London

302 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:11:58am

For the record, I never actually saw the 0bama press conference. Lars Larsen carried it live on his radio show (which is how I found out about Ed Schultz getting White House press credentials) and would comment over some of 0bama's remarks and take the requisite commercial breaks for sponsors and so forth.

For someone who's supposedly articulate and charismatic as president 0bama is, there sure were and awful lot of stilted, awkward pauses and 'Uhhh......'. If what logboy said earlier about most of the questions being arranged in advance is true, we are truly and royally fucked with a president who had a difficult time handling a room full of friendly reporters, let alone simultaneous multiple crisises...

303 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:12:27am

re: #298 gmsc

Apparently Walter and Red live in the immediate area, too.

I think Walter resides near Denver.

304 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:13:32am

Famous rapper? Okay, tell me his name.

/guaranteed not to know it. ;-)

Did FoxNews carry the car chase? I'll never understand their fascination with car chases. All in L.A. too.

305 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:14:08am

re: #301 Sharmuta

Those women really know how to dress!

306 BignJames  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:14:38am

re: #304 littleoldlady

Famous rapper? Okay, tell me his name.

/guaranteed not to know it. ;-)

Did FoxNews carry the car chase? I'll never understand their fascination with car chases. All in L.A. too.

Cheap programming.

307 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:16:20am
308 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:16:34am

re: #304 littleoldlady

Famous rapper? Okay, tell me his name.

/guaranteed not to know it. ;-)

Did FoxNews carry the car chase? I'll never understand their fascination with car chases. All in L.A. too.

No they didn't carry it, but the local Fox affiliates did.

His name is DJ Khaled.

And Fenway, I listened to it too coming home from school, and the guy was speaking literally word by word. It was disgustingly irritating.

309 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:18:18am

As we age, our priorities change.

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife dressed only in very
sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing!

310 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:18:50am

Spike Jones - 'Never Hit Your Grandma With A Shovel'


311 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:19:16am

re: #301 Sharmuta

Oh! So cute! :-)

312 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:19:36am

I hope you like this one too littleoldlady

313 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:19:43am

re: #303 Dustyvet

Must've been one hell of a ricochet on DJ Khaled's self-inflicted gunshot.

314 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:20:04am

re: #306 BignJames

BignJames! :-)

I guess. The helicopter has to cost something, no?

315 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:20:19am

Morning Lizards.

{lol}

I'm watching a rerun of the press conference from last night. I can't understand after listening to him, how people honestly think he is articulate. He cannot say more than 2 or 3 words at a time without pausing. In the instructor world, we call that "winging it". Not knowing what you are talking about, but madly searching for the "sounds good" words.

316 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:21:34am

re: #313 Fenway_Nation

Must've been one hell of a ricochet on DJ Khaled's self-inflicted gunshot.

Well I think his profile stated Golden , CO

317 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:22:16am

Dustyvet! :-)

re: #315 rightside

rightside! :-)

Those pauses are part of his hypnotism. ;-)

318 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:22:27am

re: #293 gmsc

Speaking of over-reacting - here in Las Vegas, a high school student on a drill team, whose academic record had earned her a scholarship, was suspended from school today.

After drill team practice the previous day, she forgot to remove her prop rifle from the car. While at school the next day, it was spotted in her car and reported to the principal.


When our sons were still in high school they were sent home and not allowed on campus several times because of spent shotgun shells and spent 22 cartridges found in the back of their trucks after they had gone hunting the weekend before. Did not matter that they explained and had no weapons only spent cartridges. Crazy world were living in these days.

319 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:23:41am

re: #317 littleoldlady

Dustyvet! :-)

rightside! :-)

Those pauses are part of his hypnotism. ;-)

QQ look into my eyes...:) Hi Lady...:)

320 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:23:44am

On November 21, 1980, the famous MGM (now known as Bally's) Fire began, due to faulty wiring. Due to poor fire codes at the time, none of the casinos on the Strip at the time had sprinklers, and the fire dept. was not equipped with fire trucks and equipment to get up to the top floors.

As a result, 87 people died, and 650 were injured. If you've ever heard that smoke inhalation kills more people in a fire than the flames themselves, it was because this fire's toll was so shocking that it wound up popularizing the fact.

Almost immediately, Las Vegas fire codes were changed, and mandatory upgrades in all the casinos began. The Vegas Fire Dept. were getting newer equipment and trained in newer techniques, as well.

Just 90 days later, on February 10, 1981 (28 years ago today), in the middle of its own fire upgrade, the Las Vegas Hilton caught on fire.

This time, however, it was intentionally set by Hilton busboy Philip Cline on 4 different floors. Initial news reports had actually portrayed him as a hero, telling of him trying to put out fires with a trash can full of water.

Already, because of the improved training, equipment and measure taken in just the previous 90 days, only 8 people died and 198 were injured.

While talking to various Hilton employees who were working that day, the police had used a polygraph during the questioning (records show they all consented). At one point, Philip Cline made a Freudian slip by saying that he grabbed a trash can and filled it with fire. Shortly after that, he broke down.

Further investigation led to more evidence. Philip Cline was found guilty in the courts, and is still serving 8 life sentences in jail, without possibility of parole.

321 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:25:06am

re: #304 littleoldlady

Famous rapper? Okay, tell me his name.

/guaranteed not to know it. ;-)

Did FoxNews carry the car chase? I'll never understand their fascination with car chases. All in L.A. too.

I never heard of the guy myself until tonight.

Hey - car chases get ratings, and ratings help sell advertising! What further justification does a news channel need?

322 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:26:25am

re: #320 gmsc

Further investigation led to more evidence. Philip Cline was found guilty in the courts, and is still serving 8 life sentences in jail prison, without possibility of parole.

Prison, not jail. PIMF.

323 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:26:33am

re: #321 gmsc

What further justification does a news channel need?

Distracting a certain someone from studying for his midterm which is in eight short hours?

324 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:28:05am

re: #312 Sharmuta

Judy Garland AND Cole Porter?!

/it doesn't get any better than that!

THANKS! :-)

I learned to sing with Judy Garland records.

325 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:28:22am

re: #310 Dustyvet


I'm about 12 years too late for this one, but Malcom X's grandson could learn a valuable lesson from 'Never set your grandmother's apartment on fire'

326 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:29:22am

re: #323 TheMatrix31

Distracting a certain someone from studying for his midterm which is in eight short hours?

Hey - you shouldn't even have the TV on!

I remember studying in college for a midterm so effectively, that I was accused of cheating by the teacher!

327 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:29:24am

6 truths of life:

1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2) All idiots, after reading this first truth, try it.

3) The first truth is a lie.

4) You're smiling now because you are an idiot.

5) You will soon forward this to another idiot.

6) There's still a stupid smile on your face.

328 gmsc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:30:28am

Good night, all!

329 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:30:49am

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped
at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50
times last year.' They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached
that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a
week! You could learn a lot from him.'

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,
'That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one

The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the
same old cow.'

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he
should eventually make a full recovery.

330 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:30:53am

Porter wrote "Don't fence me in"?

/I.did.not.know.that!

331 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:31:10am

'Night, gmsc! :-)

332 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:31:17am

re: #324 littleoldlady

I'm glad you liked it, Lady. How about a favorite of yours by a new talent?

333 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:31:25am

re: #328 gmsc

Good night!

334 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:32:27am

re: #326 gmsc

Hey - you shouldn't even have the TV on!

I remember studying in college for a midterm so effectively, that I was accused of cheating by the teacher!

I stayed up all night and crammed once...passed the blood test too!

335 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:32:58am

re: #326 gmsc

Hey - you shouldn't even have the TV on!

I remember studying in college for a midterm so effectively, that I was accused of cheating by the teacher!

LOL wow....that's incredible.

Yeah, studying doesn't mix well with me. All I really do is read my notes anyway. Whatever sticks, sticks.

It comes as no surprise that I'm a better multiple choice test-taker.

336 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:35:10am

God I'm old!


337 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:35:53am

A young couple took their five-year-old son to the doctor. With some
hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be
in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large
stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"

"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father.

338 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:37:55am

re: #332 Sharmuta

Is that the girl whose family got shot?

Beautiful job on the song!

339 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:38:37am

re: #336 Dustyvet

Ohmygod!

/I'm old, too ;-)

340 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:40:09am

re: #338 littleoldlady

It is, Jennifer Hudson- and she just won a Grammy. She won an Oscar for this role in Dream Girls:

341 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:41:30am

Love, Lust and Marriage

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

Love- When intercourse is called making love.
Lust- When intercourse in called screwing.
Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.

Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.
Lust- When you argue over w ho gets the wet spot.
Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

Love- When you share everything you own.
Lust- When you steal everything they own.
Marriage- When the bank owns everything.

Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax.

Love- W hen your heart flutters every time you see them.
Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them.
Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them.

Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.
Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.

Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about.
Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought.

Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score.

Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.
Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline.
Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed.

342 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:42:57am

My Living Will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to
her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug."

She got up, turned off the Rugby World Cup, unplugged the TV and threw out
my Miller Lite.

She's such a bitch.....

343 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:45:48am

re: #336 Dustyvet
Just remind yourself your aging like a fine wine.

344 gregg  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:48:01am

State of Fear:

The economic downturn is so severe that it would surpass even the Great Depression of the 1930s, Ed Balls said yesterday.

In an extradorinary admission about the extent of the financial crisis, the Schools Secretary and a close ally of the Prime Minister [note: Gordon Brown], declared that the downturn was the most serious global recession for "over 100 years".

[Link: business.timesonline.co.uk...]

345 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:49:06am

Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off
from his willy after his mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and
got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your mistress find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your willy.

3) Or finding out your willy fits through your wedding ring.

346 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:49:25am

re: #344 gregg

State of Fear:

[Link: business.timesonline.co.uk...]

Well if its that bad...then shit, maybe the Depression wasn't so bad after all!

347 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:50:38am

Driving my friend Bill and his girlfriend to the airport, I passed a
billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer.

Bill's girlfriend glanced up at it and announced, "I suppose if I drank a
six-pack of that brand, I'd look like her."

"No," Bill corrected, "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."

348 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:51:29am

re: #340 Sharmuta

Easy to see why she won the Grammy. FABULOUS! :-)

349 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:51:44am

If you haven't seen Dream Girls, lol- it's a great movie. Here's another great clip of Jennifer from the film singing her butt off:

350 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:51:46am

re: #346 TheMatrix31

Well if its that bad...then shit, maybe the Depression wasn't so bad after all!

351 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:52:00am

re: #348 littleoldlady

She's the real deal!

352 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:54:22am

A Welsh man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool
with his hand.

The Welsh man shouts "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr"
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow shit.)

The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".

The Welsh man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

353 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:55:30am

re: #350 Dustyvet

I know, I was being sarcastic. Guess I should have put a tag of some sort, heh.

354 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:55:43am

re: #349 Sharmuta

What's it about?

/guessing...

355 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:56:24am

re: #346 TheMatrix31
People were not as materialistic during the great depression as they are today.

356 freetoken  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:56:26am

re: #344 gregg

Hmmm.... does that qualify as "doomer porn"? Perhaps not.

Three things to watch:

Banking system - unfortunately ours went too far into speculation and now it needs repaired. Expect something from Geithner and Obama within a week or two.

Over-expansion of world manufacturing capability - especially in China, but given global commerce I think it is safe to say that the presumption of what was going to be consumed vs. what will be consumed is going to be quite different everywhere.

Over-expansion of personal indebtedness esp. w.r.t. home mortgages - a true US problem, but also in the UK and some other places. Not everyone can or should own property and trying to make them do so looks like it has backfired, to the tune of trillions of dollars.

So yeah, this is quite a mess. I'm still wondering how here in California the state gov't is going to operate. Even with the hand-out via the "Stimulus" package that states will get, California is still bust.

357 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 2:57:42am

re: #350 Dustyvet

History. I remember when they taught it in school. :-/

358 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:04:06am

re: #354 littleoldlady

Effie White, Deena Jones, and Lorrell Robinson - three friends from Chicago - are a promising singing trio called The Dreamettes. Accompanied by their songwriter C.C. White (Effie's brother), they travel to New York to compete in a talent show at the Apollo Theatre. Although the girls lose this first bid for fame, their talent attracts an ambitious manager by the name of Curtis Taylor, Jr., who uses unscrupulous tactics to move the girls from backup singers of superstar James "Thunder" Early to superstars of their own. Curtis reshapes the group to "crossover" from R & B to the lucrative pop music scene. Lead singer Effie gets replaced by the more attractive Deena and is eventually dropped from the trio. The group evolves into a more sophisticated group, The Dreams, with a lighter sound and chic look. They successfully attract a "whiter" audience and The Dreams rise to international stardom. The money, fame, and adulation, however, doesn't bring them happiness.

From Yahoo

Eddie Murphy's really good in the film too.

359 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:04:31am

A woman goes on a game show trying to win the top prize of $50,000. She
keeps answering question after question, and the prize money keeps building
up.

Finally she gets to the last question and the host says, "Okay, now. For
fifty thousand dollars, here is your final question: What are the three
most important parts of a man's body?"

Suddenly the buzzer sounds. "Oh, I'm sorry," says the host, "our time is up
for today. We'll have to come back next week and ask you that question
again. If you can answer it correctly, though, you will win fifty thousand
dollars!"

So the woman goes home that night, and her husband is really excited.

"Wow, honey!" he exclaims as he hugs her. "You did great! That was
fantastic! And just wait until next week! We'll win fifty thousand
dollars!"

So the wife says to him, "Well, tell me, honey. What are the three most
important parts of a man's body?"

The husband answers, "It's the head, the heart, and the penis."

"Oh, okay," she says. "Great!"

So for the next few days, the husband keeps testing her with the question.
She's in the shower when he suddenly sticks his head in around the curtain
and barks, "What are the three most important parts of a man's body?"

She quickly replies, "HEAD, HEART, AND P'ENIS!"

"Great!" says the husband.

All week long he keeps testing her, asking her at the strangest moments,
and trying to catch her off guard. But she always gets the right answer.

Finally the big night arrives, and she is very excited as she arrives at
the television studio. The lights go on, and soon as they go on the air,
the host says to her, "All right! You've had a week to prepare! Now…for
fifty thousand dollars…what are the three most important parts of a man's
body?"

The studio audience falls to a hush. The hot bright lights are shining
down, the cameras push in for a close up, and the woman starts to get
flustered.

"U"...um...um...the...the...uh...the HEAD!"

"That's ONE!" says the host.

"Uh…uh…uh," stammers the woman, "uh…the HEART!"

The host shouts out, "That's TWO!"

Now the woman is so nervous that she can hardly think. "Oh, I know it, I
know it," she says, "it's right on the tip of my tongue…I could spit it
out…it's been drilled into me all week…"

The host says, "Aaah, that's close enough. You win!"

360 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:05:57am

Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill
Clinton and turn in book reports on each of them. One sharp witted student
turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were
nearly identical stories and hence only one book report was required!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent
catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love and subsequent
catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically, the same thing.

361 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:06:16am

re: #358 Sharmuta

Thanks! :-) It'll show up on my free movies from Comcast digital....sooner or later.

362 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:07:08am

re: #357 littleoldlady
The adage of, History repeats itself, seems to have been lost in the school systems decades ago.

363 little blessing  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:09:58am

little blessing checking in with Littleoldlady.

Erik, thanks for the laughs. Its good to smile.

364 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:11:24am

Morning little blessing. What's the word on the fires?

365 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:12:20am

re: #361 littleoldlady

I looked up your cable system, and it looks like Dream Girls is On Demand for free until Feb. 23.

366 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:12:28am

re: #363 little blessing

{[{little blessing}]}! :-)

Thanks for checking in. I'm sorry it's still so bad there. You need to stay safe!

367 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:13:12am

re: #363 little blessing

Glad you're ok!

368 little blessing  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:14:19am

re: #364 BlueCanuck

Hey, Blue!

Toll has risen to over 180 dead. Wind is whipping up the fires again. Lots of anger from people who want to access their properties and look for relatives but the police won't let them in. There are people trapped without power, phone access or gas and they wont let any in.

369 little blessing  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:16:17am

I'm exhausted. Physically and emotionally. Popped in quickly as I just finished calling people who may be affected and asking them what we can help with. Most on my list weren't affected at all, which is good.

Tomorrow is another day. Thanks for your concern. It means a lot.

370 little blessing  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:16:52am

G'day Everyone!

371 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:16:59am

re: #363 little blessing

little blessing checking in with Littleoldlady.

Erik, thanks for the laughs. Its good to smile.

Absolute pleasure. Hope you are safe.

372 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:17:22am

It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny
stayed home from church with a sitter.

When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches.

The boy asked what they were for. "People held them over Jesus' head as he
walked by"

"Wouldn't you know it, " the boy fumed, "The one Sunday I don't go, He
shows up!"

373 Luigi  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:17:35am

Two headlines dominate the international news today.

Iran 'ready for dialogue with US'

and

Israelis vote in general election

Obviously, Iran is trying to influence the Israeli election in some way.

374 goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:18:01am

{little blessing}

Good morningm Lizards

375 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:19:51am

Good morning, {goddess}

And lol- it looks like it's in the HBO free movies. Hope you can access them.

376 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:20:40am

re: #365 Sharmuta

No, it's not. Not yet, anyway. :-( There's 3 different Comcast systems in this area...

377 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:20:52am

re: #374 goddessoftheclassroom
Buenos dias.

378 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:22:00am

TAKE CARE, little blessing!

'Morning, goddess! :-)

379 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:22:21am

re: #368 little blessing
Well, I hope things get under some form of control soon. Glad to hear that you remain safe so far.

re: #374 goddessoftheclassroom

Good morning {goddess}.

380 goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:23:36am

{Sharmuta}
{littleoldlady}
{BlueCanuck}
{Scorch}
{Luigi}
{Erik the Red}

381 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:23:43am

{goddess}

382 songbird  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:24:57am

Good morning, Lizards!

383 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:26:09am

re: #381 rightside

384 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:26:37am

re: #380 goddessoftheclassroom

{goddess} morning

385 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:26:38am

re: #353 TheMatrix31

I know, I was being sarcastic. Guess I should have put a tag of some sort, heh.

so was I, I should have done the same...:)

386 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:26:56am

re: #382 songbird

Good morning, Lizards!

Morning songbird.

387 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:27:20am

re: #383 Scorch
Oops...your username should be starboard side. :)

388 goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:29:27am

{rigthside}
{Dustyvet}
{songbird}

389 akak  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:30:42am
Livni casts ballot and tells voters to "get out of your houses";

Sheesh she's kicking the 60, 000 out already?

390 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:31:07am

Well shoot, I obviously need another cup of joe.
Morning songbird.

391 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:33:17am

songbird! :-)

akak! :-)

How's it looking? (The election, I mean)

392 Dustyvet  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:33:29am

re: #388 goddessoftheclassroom

{rigthside}
{Dustyvet}
{songbird}

(Godess) Hi...:)

393 Tigger2005  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:34:02am

re: #3 Sharmuta

It's deeply moving to me, personally, to know all of Life is tied together, related. We are all a part of something larger, and magnificent, and awesome, and humbling.

But ... but ... if we're related to animals, then shouldn't we ACT like animals, and rut in the dirt?
/

394 akak  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:35:25am

re: #391 littleoldlady

songbird! :-)

akak! :-)

How's it looking? (The election, I mean)

dunno, was hoping Carl might have something, but between bad & worse- it'll be bad I'm guessing.

395 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:35:45am

Good Morning LGF.

When logic and proportion have fallen

A-Roid's recently admitted past use of steroids undoubtedly sends a bad message to kids. But what kind of message had already been sent to kids by A-Roid's tawdry extra-marital affair with Madonna?

And just in case the Rodriguez story might die the quick death it deserves, the President of the United States saw fit to place the A-Roid story in its proper context by comparing it on national television to the cataclysmic economic news.

...slowly circling around the drain.

396 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:37:29am

re: #393 Tigger2005

But ... but ... if we're related to animals, then shouldn't we ACT like animals, and rut in the dirt?
/

You obvioulsy have never seen my son and his freinds in his room on a Saturday ,, ESPECIALLY when the food comes out !

397 Tigger2005  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:38:07am

re: #395 Spare O'Lake

Good Morning LGF.

When logic and proportion have fallen

A-Roid's recently admitted past use of steroids undoubtedly sends a bad message to kids. But what kind of message had already been sent to kids by A-Roid's tawdry extra-marital affair with Madonna?

And just in case the Rodriguez story might die the quick death it deserves, the President of the United States saw fit to place the A-Roid story in its proper context by comparing it on national television to the cataclysmic economic news.

...slowly circling around the drain.

Slowly?

398 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:38:42am

re: #373 Luigi

Two headlines dominate the international news today.

Iran 'ready for dialogue with US'

and

Israelis vote in general election

Obviously, Iran is trying to influence the Israeli election in some way.

Then, maybe not so obviously, someone or something in our Admin must have done something to fulfill the prerequisite demands of the Mullah's; ie., apologize to the Regime; given the Mullah's a timetable for our departure from the region; and finally, provided the Mullah's with assurances of our changing foreign policy in the region - including the abandonment of our long standing and probably only true ally, Israel.

Morning folks, Scorch, Luigi, Erik, Blue, Lol...all.

399 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:40:10am

Morning aboo. Seems there is precious little good news these days. At least the sun seems to be coming up on schedule.

400 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:40:45am

re: #395 Spare O'Lake
Morning and that sounds like BHO.

401 littleoldlady  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:43:35am

aboo! :-)

402 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:43:47am

The best part of Obama's Q&A last night was the A-Rod part. I can get used to rhetoric for the next 4 years or so.

403 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:44:01am

HISTORIC PERSPECTIVE
In 1920, the USA was on the verge of a "catastrophic" depression. The gov't did ,,,,,,,,, NOTHING. It lasted about a year

In the 1930,s the USA was on the verge of a "catastrophic" depression. The gov't laid out massive amounts of money on massive projects. The depression lasted 5-6 years


In 2009, the USA was on the verge of a "catastrophic" depression.

(we've been here before kiddies!)

404 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:45:23am

Hear O'Israel...CHANGE!

405 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:45:36am

re: #398 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

Good morning. Dead on comment about abandoning Israel. This admin does not have the sense to realize supporting Israel is our cheapest way to help keep that area stable.

406 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:46:02am

re: #403 sattv4u2

HISTORIC PERSPECTIVE
In 1920, the USA was on the verge of a "catastrophic" depression. The gov't did ,,,,,,,,, NOTHING. It lasted about a year

In the 1930,s the USA was on the verge of a "catastrophic" depression. The gov't laid out massive amounts of money on massive projects. The depression lasted 5-6 years


In 2009, the USA was on the verge of a "catastrophic" depression.

(we've been here before kiddies!)

The gov't put it's greasy palms on the middle class and then there was none.

407 goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:46:34am

re: #405 Scorch

Good morning. Dead on comment about abandoning Israel. This admin does not have the sense to realize supporting Israel is our cheapest way to help keep that area stable God gave a goat.

FTFY

408 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:46:35am

re: #404 Spare O'Lake

Hear O'Israel...CHANGE!

SAVE YOURSELF

409 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:47:32am

Morning all. Some militants in Pakistan beheaded Polish geologist Piotr Stanczak. The WSJ cites this as the first execution of a western hostage since Daniel Pearl's murder.
I don't think the timing is coincidental. Just another global pop quiz before the big test. No reporter asked Bambi about it and he's made no comment.

410 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:49:09am

re: #409 Jim in Virginia

Morning all. Some militants in Pakistan beheaded Polish geologist Piotr Stanczak. The WSJ cites this as the first execution of a western hostage since Daniel Pearl's murder.
I don't think the timing is coincidental. Just another global pop quiz before the big test. No reporter asked Bambi about it and he's made no comment.

Because he would only care if it was his wife or kid. This guy makes me sick.

411 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:50:00am

re: #409 Jim in Virginia

Morning all. Some militants in Pakistan beheaded Polish geologist Piotr Stanczak. The WSJ cites this as the first execution of a western hostage since Daniel Pearl's murder.
I don't think the timing is coincidental. Just another global pop quiz before the big test. No reporter asked Bambi about it and he's made no comment.

He had more important things to deal with last night. Demonizing Bush for the "failures of the past 8 years,,,,,,,,,A-Rod ,,,,,,demonizing Bush for the "failures of the past 8 years",,, stuttering ,,,,,,,, demonizing Bush for the "failures of the past 8 years

412 Crux Australis  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:50:40am

It's been blanket coverage of the fires in Australia. Fortunately the torrential rain in northern Australia is headed south to put out the fires near Sydney. We badly need the rain down here. I can only imagine whats going on to the south. It reminds me of the fires that surrounded Sydney in 2001.

413 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:51:53am

re: #399 BlueCanuck

Morning aboo. Seems there is precious little good news these days. At least the sun seems to be coming up on schedule.

Boy...ain't that the truth, Blue.

414 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:52:31am

re: #407 goddessoftheclassroom
Lol..guess that's a better way of pointing out the obvious.
Lost you on the FTFY though?

415 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:53:14am

DON'T BLAME ME I VOTED FOR THE DEMOCRAT. (McCAIN)

416 goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:57:44am

re: #414 Scorch

Lol..guess that's a better way of pointing out the obvious.
Lost you on the FTFY though?

Fixed That For You

(I had to ask, too)

417 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:57:53am

In his speach last night, O'Bama one upped Carter. I beleive a CATASTROPHE is worse than a MALAISE !

418 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:58:53am

'Morning folks.

Finished my taxes. I paid about $300 federal. I guess that makes me some kind of Democrat special interest group.

Lard it up, boys. Hell, I ain't paying. Can't you add something to stimulate the gay whale's mens danues groups, too?

419 goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 3:59:59am

Have a great day, Lizards!

420 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:01:04am

re: #416 goddessoftheclassroom

Fixed That For You

(I had to ask, too)


Ahhh ty. Caffeine still not kicking in yet..not that it would help anyway. Good day all, need to catch 20 winks.

421 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:03:02am
422 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:05:00am

re: #6 gmsc

I heard it was high jacked by a starlett in trouble. Reese something or other....and that she stabbed someone.

That joke went by this earlier. Made my early day happy.

How is everybody?

423 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:06:47am

re: #422 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That joke went by this earlier. Made my early day happy.

How is everybody?

heya FVB ,,,, I'll be better in about 2 hours (about an hour from now I leave work,,,, 45 minute drive home ,,, put the dog out ,, change into my jammies and go to bed)

424 Scorch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:08:18am

re: #421 Spare O'Lake
OMG....makes me want to jump into my 67 mustang and throw in the Are You Experienced 8 track tape.
Ok off for my nap.

425 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:08:40am

re: #422 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That joke went by this earlier. Made my early day happy.

How is everybody?

I don't think that there is an everybody, just now.

Kinda slow.

426 Crux Australis  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:10:18am

How do I put pictures (or at least links to them) from my computer to LGF?

427 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:10:27am

I've been clearing storm debris from the ice storm.

Now I've got a pile so big that I'm scared to set fire to it. Should rain today, if so I'll set fire to it then.

428 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:10:45am

re: #425 razorbacker

My busiest time of the night shift. I tend to lurk a lot about now. :/

429 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:11:29am

re: #426 Crux AustralisI think that you've first got to publish them at one of those photobucket.com kind of places first, then publish the link.

430 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:11:45am

re: #426 Crux Australis

How do I put pictures (or at least links to them) from my computer to LGF?

I don't think you can. What most of us do is put it on a picture sharing website lick Flickr or Photo bucket and link from there.

431 3 wood  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:14:01am

Good morning.

In market news, look for the market to open down as buyers remorse on the Porkulus Bill is taking hold already. Absolutely nothing in this bill deals with the basic toxic investment problem we have with the banks and until that problem is fixed, the rest means nothing.

I think we will get a very short term jump of the market after they pass this massive spending bill, but then the market will drop back down and we will have a very long and hard climb back out of this hole. Our grandkids will be paying for this.

432 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:14:39am

Just watched Glenn Beck on F&F...

Man, this guy seems to be the one of the only sane ones left.

433 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:14:54am

More than two people is an everybody. Lets see. I've got Blue. I've got Razor, Crux, TV...That's an everybody.

434 Crux Australis  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:15:38am

re: #430 BlueCanuck

I don't think you can. What most of us do is put it on a picture sharing website lick Flickr or Photo bucket and link from there.

Thanks anyways. I was going to show a satellite image which showed the ash from the fires stretching from Australia to New Zealand (over 1200 miles away).

435 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:15:42am

re: #432 TheMatrix31

Until last night. Boy went all "end of days, Revelation", from what I hear.

436 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:16:13am

re: #433 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well almost everyone else is probably busy going to work, waking up, or getting ready to head home. Then there are the lucky few that are still asleep.

437 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:16:18am

re: #431 3 wood

I wonder if any politicians will have the balls to come out at the end of this year as the market rights itself with only 3% of the stimulus bill in the pipes and say we don;'t need the rest!

438 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:16:36am

Normally, I pretty much take things as I find them. www.theospark.net...]>Normally, I pretty much take things as I find them. But I have doubts about the accuracy of this sign, though.

439 Claudia  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:17:01am

Short clip worth the watch titles A Palestinian Myth:

440 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:17:28am

re: #433 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

More than two people is an everybody. Lets see. I've got Blue. I've got Razor, Crux, TV...That's an everybody.

You obviously don't klnow me very well. I'm a chronic and serial 'nobody"

441 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:17:53am

Final thought before I step out to gaze at the snow-capped mountains bathed in the glow of the full moon's light.

0bama and the Dems know this 'stimulus' isn't going to work- this was demonstrated last night when he fielded that hard-hitting question from the 'reporter' from that pullitzer-prize winning publication known as The Huffington Post.....

The one where he was asked about a South Africa-style truth and reconciliation commitee to investigate 'widespread abuses during the Bush Administration'. 0bama left the door open for such a comission that will probably get underway right around the same time the general public realizes what a dump-truck full of shit this 'stimulus' plan is and serve as a nice, juicy distraction thanks to his ball-washers in the MSM.

If Leahy's Stalin-esque show trials get underway in the next 6 months, expect them to continue to drag well into the 2010 election season...

442 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:17:53am

re: #433 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

More than two people is an everybody. Lets see. I've got Blue. I've got Razor, Crux, TV...That's an everybody.

It sounds more like a particularly challenged rock group, though.

443 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:18:20am

re: #435 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Until last night. Boy went all "end of days, Revelation", from what I hear.

He kind of had that just now too, about everything going to get messed up, but not for the same reasons as Obama is saying. Moreso the inflation and overall "cost" (not just monetary) of placing everything into the government's hands and allowing us to fear the government instead of the government fearing the people.

444 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:19:32am

re: #440 sattv4u2

You obviously don't klnow me very well. I'm a chronic and serial 'nobody"

Chronic? Maybe. Serial? Definitely. Nobody? Not even close to that one.

445 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:20:23am

re: #443 TheMatrix31

But, he never got to "Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!"

So it must be okay.

446 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:21:34am

re: #441 Fenway_Nation

They'll (Leahy) will find massive abuses of the Bush team. Staff members taking home blank Post-It pads for their personal use. Cabinet members getting personal e-mails from their children on gov't computers. A gardener who iknows a guy that has a cousin who lived next door to a person that hired an illegal alien housekeeper!

447 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:21:49am

re: #444 BlueCanuck

Chronic? Maybe. Serial? Definitely. Nobody? Not even close to that one.

Thanks BC

448 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:22:09am

Crux? Been looking for the pics you have described. They sound cool. Figure it out, okay!?

449 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:22:55am

re: #447 sattv4u2

Thanks BC

But, for self-depreciating humor, it was good. Bullshit. But, good.

450 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:22:57am

re: #443 TheMatrix31

He kind of had that just now too, about everything going to get messed up, but not for the same reasons as Obama is saying. Moreso the inflation and overall "cost" (not just monetary) of placing everything into the government's hands and allowing us to fear the government instead of the government fearing the people.

No, the problem is in my #418. We're middleclass folks. If we're not paying federal taxes, there is a problem right there. Why worry about spending if we're not being taxed to pay for it?

I don't see what possibly could go wrong, here.

451 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:24:25am

I am still AMAZINGLY pissed off about the President of the United States of America calling on a reporter from the "Huffington Post".

452 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:25:10am

re: #449 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But, for self-depreciating humor, it was good. Bullshit. But, good.

Thanks. I learned long ago if you can't make fun of yourself you don;t deserve to make fun of others!

453 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:25:59am

re: #451 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am still AMAZINGLY pissed off about the President of the United States of America calling on a reporter from the "Huffington Post".

Same here.

454 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:26:03am

re: #438 razorbacker

Normally, I pretty much take things as I find them. Normally, I pretty much take things as I find them. But I have doubts about the accuracy of this sign, though.

Where are the other 67?

Good Morning Lizards!

455 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:26:31am

re: #451 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am still AMAZINGLY pissed off about the President of the United States of America calling on a reporter from the "Huffington Post".

Wait till the next press conference

OBama
"I'll now take a question from the reporter Sally Muckenfuch from Craigslist"

456 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:26:34am

So I've learned that for the first 2 weeks, 0bama and the dems are going to compare the last eight years in this country to Apartheid-era South Africa or Argentina's military junta to further inflate their already-oversized sense of self-importance.....

457 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:26:34am

I am going out of town tonight for the first time in over a month. Freakin' beautiful....I have not slept in my own bed for 30 days in a row in over 15 years.

Yay, recession.

458 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:27:00am

re: #451 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am still AMAZINGLY pissed off about the President of the United States of America calling on a reporter from the "Huffington Post".

You mean Obama showed poor judgment? Shocking! //

459 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:27:42am

re: #451 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am still AMAZINGLY pissed off about the President of the United States of America calling on a reporter from the "Huffington Post".


Goes without saying.....but since you already said it.

460 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:29:11am

re: #458 Ford_Prefect

You mean Obama showed poor judgment? Shocking! //

Not that it was poor judgment. This was planned. They had discussions, invited, made notes to call on, and called on, a reporter from a hate site.

461 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:29:46am

Think about what Bambi has done. He's taken the most visible crisis (Bill Clinton 1992: "It's the economy, stupid") and used FDR's 76 year old playbook: Spend lots of money. It passed the House with most Democrats in support and no Republicans. It barely passed the Senate.
The more he talks, the lower his popularity goes. What are the chances that he can pass a major initiative on global climate change, energy independence, or heath reform? This is his high water mark. It's all downhill from here.
/crosses fingers.

462 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:30:12am

re: #456 Fenway_Nation

So I've learned that for the first 2 weeks, 0bama and the dems are going to compare the last eight years in this country to Apartheid-era South Africa or Argentina's military junta to further inflate their already-oversized sense of self-importance.....

I changed the channel when it became clear that he was just going to blame everything on the last eight years. Too bad his history book doesn't go back any further, like to the Reagan administration, so he could see how a real recovery is supposed to work.

463 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:30:26am

re: #438 razorbacker

Linky no worky for me. :(

464 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:31:41am

re: #451 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am still AMAZINGLY pissed off about the President of the United States of America calling on a reporter from the "Huffington Post".

I'm not at all. I see it as a 'shout out' to a vital, motivated, monied group of supporters who will be stoked at the attention.

It'd be like if the Minority Whip came prancing down the isle with a double-handfull of timber rattlers. You know, pimping to the base.

465 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:32:05am

re: #461 Jim in Virginia

Think about what Bambi has done. He's taken the most visible crisis (Bill Clinton 1992: "It's the economy, stupid") and used FDR's 76 year old playbook: Spend lots of money. It passed the House with most Democrats in support and no Republicans. It barely passed the Senate.
The more he talks, the lower his popularity goes. What are the chances that he can pass a major initiative on global climate change, energy independence, or heath reform? This is his high water mark. It's all downhill from here.
/crosses fingers.


As long as there are senators such as Collins and Spectre, the chances are pretty good, sadly

466 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:32:10am

By the way (not that I am psychic) I reminded (taught) Lizards how to spell the plural of crisis (crises) before the election.

I was right; we need to know how to spell crisis in plural.

467 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:32:45am

re: #433 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

More than two people is an everybody. Lets see. I've got Blue. I've got Razor, Crux, TV...That's an everybody.

What am I, a potted plant?

468 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:33:29am

re: #462 Ford_Prefect

I changed the channel when it became clear that he was just going to blame everything on the last eight years. Too bad his history book doesn't go back any further, like to the Reagan administration, so he could see how a real recovery is supposed to work.

Yeah. Next time anyone brings up this "last 8 years" shit....this should be the standard response:

[Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]

469 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:33:48am

re: #462 Ford_Prefect

Lars Larsen's talk show carried the first couple of minutes live with Lars voicing over during some 0bama's stuttering and trying to find weasel words. He pointed out the fact that Ed Shultz was in attendence with White House press credentials....

470 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:33:57am

re: #463 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Maybe you shouldn't be looking at Theo Spark's joint anyway. Lordy knows, I go every day, but I scroll over the nekkid womyn.

Slowly.

471 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:34:03am

re: #466 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

By the way (not that I am psychic) I reminded (taught) Lizards how to spell the plural of crisis (crises) before the election.

I was right; we need to know how to spell crisis in plural.

Fucked?//

473 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:35:26am

re: #466 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

By the way (not that I am psychic) I reminded (taught) Lizards how to spell the plural of crisis (crises) before the election.

I was right; we need to know how to spell crisis in plural.

What I need to know is which banks in the Cayman islands I can hide some money in for the next 4 years

474 Crux Australis  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:35:47am

This is the picture

475 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:36:28am

re: #467 Jim in Virginia

What am I, a potted plant?

Potted ham.

476 monkeytime  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:36:56am

re: #474 Crux Australis

This is the picture

Oh my gosh - that is horrible!

477 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:37:10am

re: #474 Crux Australis

This is the picture

So I take it all that white stuff just isn't cloud cover then.

478 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:37:20am

re: #473 sattv4u2

What I need to know is which banks in the Cayman islands I can hide some money in for the next 4 years

You don't need no stinkin' bank. Send it to me. My pockets have a lot of room.

479 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:37:22am

re: #467 Jim in Virginia

What am I, a potted plant?

Sit still, will ya. i'm trying to water and prune you!

480 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:38:17am

Test. New avatar.

481 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:39:10am

re: #477 BlueCanuck

So I take it all that white stuff just isn't cloud cover then.

That or Michael Phelps in in Oz.

482 Render  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:39:30am

Some lizards like to hide in the shadows. Some lizards cast their own shadows to hide within.

ADVANTAGE
OF
SURPRISE,
R

483 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:39:32am

re: #480 Jim in Virginia

Test. New avatar.

You know, you look just like someone...I can't quite put my finger on whom, though.

484 Crux Australis  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:39:42am

And another one that made me happy.

485 Crux Australis  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:40:35am

re: #477 BlueCanuck

So I take it all that white stuff just isn't cloud cover then.

Just the brown stuff. The white is cloud.

486 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:40:35am

re: #480 Jim in Virginia

re: #483 Ford_Prefect

You know, you look just like someone...I can't quite put my finger on whom, though.

Sammy Davis jr,,, without the talent?

487 Ford_Prefect  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:41:19am

re: #486 sattv4u2

re: #483 Ford_Prefect

Sammy Davis jr,,, without the talent?

Groovy, Man.

488 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:41:25am

re: #484 Crux Australis

And another one that made me happy.

Why is the person trying to get the Koala drunk?

489 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:41:27am

re: #474 Crux Australis

Wow. That's a tall overlook.

490 Crux Australis  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:41:45am

bbl

491 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:42:43am

well time to log off. Shift is done and time to brief people. See you all later, and stay scaly one and all.

492 razorbacker  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:44:14am

re: #491 BlueCanuck

well time to log off. Shift is done and time to brief people. See you all later, and stay scaly one and all.

Getting daylight. Hold the door, would 'cha?

493 seekeroftruth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:47:23am

Good morning. Senator Colburn on Bill Bennet's show this morning is talking about the coming health care fiasco in the stimulus bill ( the Bloomsberg.com article in the top links) among other bad things in this stimulus bill. He is saying the coming Senate vote needs 60 to pass and the fiscally conservative democrats should be targeted. He named Conrad Burns and Ben Nelson as two democrats "who should not be voting for this bill".

494 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:47:48am

re: #474 Crux Australis

This is the picture

Thanks for this image Crux!

G'day from Down Under to {everyone}

The Aussies are here! :-)

495 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:50:09am

re: #484 Crux Australis

And another one that made me happy.

Crux, I sent that photo to Charles earlier - perhaps he'll use it for an open thread today

I thought it was a wonderful image too - so many photos of destruction and grief - and then this photo

496 seekeroftruth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:51:47am

re: #494 aussiemagpie

Good morning! I hope the fires are brought under control soon.My thoughts and prayers are with you and your country.

497 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:52:58am

re: #493 seekeroftruth

Good morning. Senator Colburn on Bill Bennet's show this morning is talking about the coming health care fiasco in the stimulus bill ( the Bloomsberg.com article in the top links) among other bad things in this stimulus bill. He is saying the coming Senate vote needs 60 to pass and the fiscally conservative democrats should be targeted. He named Conrad Burns and Ben Nelson as two democrats "who should not be voting for this bill".

I know my scumbag senator from PA shouldn't be voting for this bill, either, but he will. Just like a good RINO.

498 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:55:50am

re: #496 seekeroftruth

Good morning! I hope the fires are brought under control soon.My thoughts and prayers are with you and your country.

Hello and thank you!

There are still some big fires burning in Victoria - it's cool weather now but another hot spell is forecast for the weekend

I've been reading some Aussie blogs I visit and there are a lot of messages of support from everywhere, including the US

And President Obama rang the PM too...

499 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:56:06am

re: #497 Wyatt Earp

I know my scumbag senator from PA shouldn't be voting for this bill, either, but he will. Just like a good RINO.

Are you in Murthas district? I saw something yesterday where the FBI raided an office of someone who used to be on his staff

500 sattv4u2  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:57:08am

re: #497 Wyatt Earp

re: #499 sattv4u2

Are you in Murthas district? I saw something yesterday where the FBI raided an office of someone who used to be on his staff

[Link: abcnews.go.com...]

501 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:57:19am

re: #499 sattv4u2

Are you in Murthas district? I saw something yesterday where the FBI raided an office of someone who used to be on his staff

No, I'm in Philly. Murtha is in western PA - Home of the "racist bitter clingers." :)

Good news, though. I would love to see Murtha get his.

502 summergurl  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:58:35am

re: #493 seekeroftruth

Good morning. Senator Colburn on Bill Bennet's show this morning is talking about the coming health care fiasco in the stimulus bill ( the Bloomsberg.com article in the top links) among other bad things in this stimulus bill. He is saying the coming Senate vote needs 60 to pass and the fiscally conservative democrats should be targeted. He named Conrad Burns and Ben Nelson as two democrats "who should not be voting for this bill".

Morning All -

Seeker - that is exactly why I asked for the link to the stimulus bill yesterday- Rush had spoken about this on his segment - it is a crying shame that this isn't getting more exposure.

For ease of scrolling - here is the link to the Bloomberg article
National Health Care Here We Come

Personally I don't think the Dems are all too worried about BO winning a second term - it's how much they can put in place NOW and what they can do to change things in the future , like Rahm being in charge of the census (!) Talk about redistricting voters to make it more "balanced" for them....

503 seekeroftruth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:58:48am

re: #497 Wyatt Earp

I know my scumbag senator from PA shouldn't be voting for this bill, either, but he will. Just like a good RINO.

It's pathetic isn't it? I heard his interview on Hannity's radio show yesterday. I don't think he has thought about how many jobs that will be lost in Penn because of this bill. The pharmaceuticals industry, the construction companies that are not unionized, etc.....

504 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:59:49am

Kaine v. Steele.

Steele.

Kaine looked like a hustler, like a school-yard bully.

505 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 4:59:52am

re: #503 seekeroftruth

It's pathetic isn't it? I heard his interview on Hannity's radio show yesterday. I don't think he has thought about how many jobs that will be lost in Penn because of this bill. The pharmaceuticals industry, the construction companies that are not unionized, etc.....

He doesn't care about people losing their jobs. He only cares about keeping his.

506 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:00:45am

re: #426 Crux Australis

How do I put pictures (or at least links to them) from my computer to LGF?

The same way you put links to anything else.

Are these your own pictures? If so, you could put them an album in one of the photo collection sites (shutterfly, or another one) and provide a link here to the album. I did this with photos of Gustav.

If the photo is on the web and has it's own URL, or is on a webpage, copy that URL and include a link to it in your post.

507 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:00:48am

re: #497 Wyatt Earp

I know my scumbag senator from PA shouldn't be voting for this bill, either, but he will. Just like a good RINO.

Have you sent your wishes to him?

508 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:01:56am

re: #507 MandyManners

Have you sent your wishes to him?

Yep, by e-mail and telephone call. Couldn't get through on the phone. Busy. Hopefully, that's a good thing.

509 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:06:17am

re: #508 Wyatt Earp

Yep, by e-mail and telephone call. Couldn't get through on the phone. Busy. Hopefully, that's a good thing.

Not if it was off the hook.

510 seekeroftruth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:06:27am

re: #502 summergurl

Thanks for finding the link - in need of more coffee this morning. I am so glad Rush read that article yesterday. I had not seen it and it was shocking to hear what is still hidden in the stimulus bill.

511 seekeroftruth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:07:34am

re: #505 Wyatt Earp

He doesn't care about people losing their jobs. He only cares about keeping his.

Hopefully his job will be one of the ones lost in the near future.

512 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:08:46am

re: #509 MandyManners

Not if it was off the hook.

Knowing Specter, it probably was.

513 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:09:14am

re: #511 seekeroftruth

Hopefully his job will be one of the ones lost in the near future.

From your lips to God's ears.

514 Leonidas Hoplite  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:09:17am

By the sound of things, I'm glad I opted to watch Good Eats with my son instead of The One's bloviating.

515 opnion  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:10:37am

Word up y'alll. No doubt everything has been said about the press conference, but I just want to chip in.
If you ask BHO a question about liightning, he will give you ten miutes on lightning bugs. He avoids the question & gets to demonstrate how brilliant he is. What a nose bleed!

516 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:13:26am

re: #512 Wyatt Earp

Knowing Specter, it probably was.

He's as useful as tits on a boar hog.

517 n in wi  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:14:22am

re: #515 opnion

Word up y'alll. No doubt everything has been said about the press conference, but I just want to chip in.
If you ask BHO a question about liightning, he will give you ten miutes on lightning bugs. He avoids the question & gets to demonstrate how brilliant he is. What a nose bleed!


The last 8 years are responsible for inferior lightening. My administration will direct lightening to strike the earth in a safer,smarter location.

518 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:16:13am

Good morning from the Mojave, where it is freezin'-ass cold. Thank God for coffee. Are we still a republic?

519 Leonidas Hoplite  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:17:23am

This is interesting development on rendition....

The Obama Administration today announced that it would keep the same position as the Bush Administration in the lawsuit Mohamed et al v Jeppesen Dataplan, Inc.

The case involves five men who claim to have been victims of extraordinary rendition -- including current Guantanamo detainee Binyam Mohamed, another plaintiff in jail in Egypt, one in jail in Morocco, and two now free. They sued a San Jose Boeing subsidiary, Jeppesen Dataplan, accusing the flight-planning company of aiding the CIA in flying them to other countries and secret CIA camps where they were tortured.

A year ago the case was thrown out on the basis of national security, but today the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals heard the appeal, brought by the ACLU.

A source inside of the Ninth U.S. District Court tells ABC News that a representative of the Justice Department stood up to say that its position hasn't changed, that new administration stands behind arguments that previous administration made, with no ambiguity at all. The DOJ lawyer said the entire subject matter remains a state secret.

This is not going to please civil libertarians and human rights activists who had hoped the Obama administration would allow the lawsuit to proceed.

520 Leonidas Hoplite  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:18:45am

re: #518 SurferDoc

Good morning from the Mojave, where it is freezin'-ass cold. Thank God for coffee. Are we still a republic?

Good morning, and yes, at least like Rome was while Ceasar was crossing the Rubicon, except instead of Ceasar we have Obama and Porkulus...

521 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:18:48am

re: #516 MandyManners

He's as useful as tits on a boar hog.

If anyone needs to be told to "piss up a rope," it's him. :)

522 opnion  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:19:17am

re: #517 n in wi

The last 8 years are responsible for inferior lightening. My administration will direct lightening to strike the earth in a safer,smarter location.

However fat cats that have been enjoying the bulk of ther lightening will need to share with regular Americans.
This will not be easy, but if we pull together, we can all enjoy the lightening.

523 clear vision  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:20:04am

Y'know, it's raining cats and dogs here in Israel, on Election Day.

Really good news for more than one reason.

It's been a very dry, scary winter.

Maybe some lefties will be put off of voting.

524 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:20:19am

Looks like you have the same version of Dear Leader as we do....

PM Rudd in action

Example of Ruddspeak

There has to be a greater synergy between, let’s call it our policy leadership in this, which has been focused so much, legitimately, on targets and global architecture, almost reverse-engineered back to the means by which you can quickly deliver outcomes, and on the demand side in our economy we’re looking at potential advances in terms of 20 to 25% range if you do this across the board. It all takes cost, but let me tell you it’s probably the quickest lever you can pull given the challenges we face.


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525 Teacake!  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:20:48am

I heard Big O's lecture on the radio last night. Just a little of it. He made me feel doomed to listen for too long. What it sounded like was it was Bushs failed policies that have got us in this mess, but then he later says the problem began with the bankers. Did he bother to say the past 8 years had anything to do with the policies voted in by the same old failed Senators and Congress assholes that are still making policy?

526 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:21:33am

re: #525 Teacake!

I heard Big O's lecture on the radio last night. Just a little of it. He made me feel doomed to listen for too long. What it sounded like was it was Bushs failed policies that have got us in this mess, but then he later says the problem began with the bankers. Did he bother to say the past 8 years had anything to do with the policies voted in by the same old failed Senators and Congress assholes that are still making policy?


If Bush make the same speech, the media would have crucified him for being a doom-monger.

527 opnion  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:21:58am

re: #523 clear vision

Y'know, it's raining cats and dogs here in Israel, on Election Day.

Really good news for more than one reason.

It's been a very dry, scary winter.

Maybe some lefties will be put off of voting.

I am pretty sure that BiBi does not believe that the Massiah has yet come.
For that & lots of reasons , he will not get along well with BHO.

528 n in wi  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:23:24am

re: #522 opnion

However fat cats that have been enjoying the bulk of ther lightening will need to share with regular Americans.
This will not be easy, but if we pull together, we can all enjoy the lightening.

Yes, we need to spread the lightening around.
Those receiving more than 250,000 volts,will need to give up some that have less.It's the patriotic thing to do.

529 gregg  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:24:00am

re: #497 Wyatt Earp

I know my scumbag senator from PA shouldn't be voting for this bill, either, but he will. Just like a good RINO.

At times I think, "what are you good people of PA doing, sending Murtha and Specter to DC?", but then I remember we're about to send Franken there and I just shut my mouth.

530 opnion  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:24:26am

re: #528 n in wi

Yes, we need to spread the lightening around.
Those receiving more than 250,000 volts,will need to give up some that have less.It's the patriotic thing to do.

Undocumented citizens will get an enhanced portion.

531 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:24:26am

re: #524 aussiemagpie

Remarkably similar. All that spewed, and nothing really said of substance.

532 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:24:30am

re: #520 Leonidas Hoplite

Good morning, and yes, at least like Rome was while Ceasar was crossing the Rubicon, except instead of Ceasar we have Obama and Porkulus...

Oh. That didn't go very well for Rome or Caesar. This could get ugly.

533 clear vision  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:24:37am

re: #527 opnion

re: #527 opnion

I am pretty sure that BiBi does not believe that the Massiah has yet come.
For that & lots of reasons , he will not get along well with BHO.

I think you're right. But I seriously hope that enough of the staunch right-wingers on the Likud's list make it into the Knesset. To keep Bibi honest.

534 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:25:22am

re: #529 gregg

At times I think, "what are you good people of PA doing, sending Murtha and Specter to DC?", but then I remember we're about to send Franken there and I just shut my mouth.

I have never voted for Specter, and Murtha is not in my district - Thank God. I feel badly for the good people who didn't vote for Murtha and are stuck with him.

535 kcladderman  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:28:04am

All I can say is I am glad we have a government to fix the problem.
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Government is the only thing that can fix this you know.
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536 opnion  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:28:27am

re: #533 clear vision

re: #527 opnion


I think you're right. But I seriously hope that enough of the staunch right-wingers on the Likud's list make it into the Knesset. To keep Bibi honest.

I am afraid that Livni & Obama would get along too well.

537 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:28:43am

re: #535 kcladderman

All I can say is I am glad we have a government to fix the problem.
//
Government is the only thing that can fix this you know.
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Aargh! You screwed the template again with the slashes!

538 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:29:08am
539 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:29:35am

re: #537 Wyatt Earp

That was spare o lake yesterday I think!

540 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:30:02am

re: #539 rightside

That was spare o lake yesterday I think!

Yeah, my bad. Still, two in a row!

541 Teacake!  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:30:12am

He keeps saying that WE have to work together, so why does it feel like we're being raped and held up at gunpoint?

542 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:30:39am

Morning all.
I see that you guys had running conversations during Obama's news conference last night. I assume everything has already been covered and re-covered, but one thing I took away from it is that his reputation as a "gifted orator" is out the window. I'm particularly thinking of a few friends/rels who always supported him by saying "He's a great speaker" when they couldn't intellectually justify voting for him. Some of them are bright people, and must realize now that they've been sold a bill of goods.

543 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:30:41am

re: #541 Teacake!

He keeps saying that WE have to work together, so why does it feel like we're being raped and held up at gunpoint?

Embrace the CHANGE! :)

544 Leonidas Hoplite  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:31:05am

There is a thread at Kos Kooks with some awesomely awesome comments expressing disillusionment, disappointment, blah blah blah regarding Obama's rendition policy. I beg forgiveness for linking to these wackos but it has been entertaining!

545 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:31:44am

re: #544 Leonidas Hoplite

There is a thread at Kos Kooks with some awesomely awesome comments expressing disillusionment, disappointment, blah blah blah regarding Obama's rendition policy. I beg forgiveness for linking to these wackos but it has been entertaining!

Oh, that's a shame. Bawahahahahahahahaha!

546 kcladderman  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:32:29am

re: #537 Wyatt Earp

Aargh! You screwed the template again with the slashes!

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547 Teacake!  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:32:41am
that his reputation as a "gifted orator" is out the window.

LOL he sounded like a spoofer doing an SNL skit.

548 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:33:43am

re: #542 Lincolntf

I agree. Those pauses between every two to three words are not those of someone who is "thoughtful" and "a high intellect", but rather of someone who is desperately grasping for words to use.

549 SasquatchOnSteroids  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:33:44am

re: #542 Lincolntf

I hope you're right.
I watched the rerun at 5 this morning.
I wish I hadn't.

550 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:33:52am

re: #546 kcladderman

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Too many slashes. In IE, the left sidebar is now below the comments. Spare O'Lake did that yesterday.

551 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:34:25am

re: #531 rightside

Remarkably similar. All that spewed, and nothing really said of substance.

Hi, I just can't bear to listen to the man anymore - it's all waffle, waffle, waffle

He's boring us into submission...

552 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:34:31am

re: #546 kcladderman


yesterday during the daytime thread, someone posted a bunch of slashes like you did, now those who use IE can see the page as being FUBAR.

553 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:35:26am

re: #551 aussiemagpie

That's bad if he is boring you down under :^)

554 clear vision  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:35:54am

re: #536 opnion

I am afraid that Livni & Obama would get along too well.

You are right again. But I'm praying that we Israelis do NOT screw up so badly as to get her as PM.

You know, her brother was campaigning against her.

555 gregg  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:36:02am

Has this been covered here?

one of those myriad "presidential directives" provides for 20 million dollars to help "refugees from Gaza" relocate in the United States.

[Link: corner.nationalreview.com...]

Sweet, I hope Hamas sets up shop in my neighborhood (/sarc).

556 nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:36:40am

Good morning all. Not that my day is gonna be anything to brag about. This is my LONG day. Ya know the kind of day if a thermonuclear bomb detonated over my office today my only reaction would be--Thank G-D.

557 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:38:04am

re: #538 rightside

Oz firetracker map thingy

The big red one on the right, the Churchill fire, which so far has killed 21 people, was definitely arson and news is that the person who lit this fire is close to being caught

558 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:38:21am

re: #556 nevergiveup

Good morning all. Not that my day is gonna be anything to brag about. This is my LONG day. Ya know the kind of day if a thermonuclear bomb detonated over my office today my only reaction would be--Thank G-D.

Oh, golly!
Please cheer up a little bit.

Think of how great it will feel when the day is over. Or something.

559 kcladderman  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:39:31am

re: #544 Leonidas Hoplite

There is a thread at Kos Kooks with some awesomely awesome comments expressing disillusionment, disappointment, blah blah blah regarding Obama's rendition policy. I beg forgiveness for linking to these wackos but it has been entertaining!

I have a young friend, a fellow firefighter who was a big Obama supporter. I had not seen him for a few weeks. One of the first things he said to us when I saw him the other day. So who's ready for a new president?
He then went on to ask if I had heard what the one had said about rendition?
He said well there goes the fourth amendment. I then pointed out to him that terrorists from other countries are not afforded rights under the Constitution. he then mumbled something about well yea and changed the subject.

560 kcladderman  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:40:17am

re: #550 Wyatt Earp

Too many slashes. In IE, the left sidebar is now below the comments. Spare O'Lake did that yesterday.

Ah so sorry.

561 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:40:48am
562 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:40:52am

re: #560 kcladderman

Ah so sorry.

Not a problem. Just pointing it out to others who are using IE.

563 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:40:56am

re: #557 aussiemagpie

The big red one on the right, the Churchill fire, which so far has killed 21 people, was definitely arson and news is that the person who lit this fire is close to being caught

I wonder if they arsonist is holed up in the local mosque.

564 SasquatchOnSteroids  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:41:11am

re: #555 gregg

Well, I feel safe now.
Presidential directives ----pfffttt.
I hear one of them is all copies of the game of Life sold in the U.S. now come with negative numbers on the spinners.

565 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:41:19am

re: #555 gregg

Has this been covered here?

one of those myriad "presidential directives" provides for 20 million dollars to help "refugees from Gaza" relocate in the United States.

[Link: corner.nationalreview.com...]

Sweet, I hope Hamas sets up shop in my neighborhood (/sarc).

The "refugees" have been "refugees" for what, 60 years now?
That's a lifetime.
Doncha think by now they would have figured out how to stop being "refugees" and start being "productive members of society"?

566 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:41:40am

re: #553 rightside

That's bad if he is boring you down under :^)

Why can't WE have a gifted, brilliant orator like Obama?

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567 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:42:14am

re: #566 aussiemagpie

Why can't WE have a gifted, brilliant orator like Obama?

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You're so funny!

What time is it, btw, in your neck of the woods?

568 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:42:20am

re: #566 aussiemagpie

Why can't WE have a gifted, brilliant orator like Obama?

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You could probably find one in a kangaroo's pouch . . .

569 saberry0530  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:43:04am

re: #566 aussiemagpie

Why can't WE have a gifted, brilliant orator like Obama?

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We'll gladly export him if ya want!

570 Crux Australis  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:44:08am

re: #551 aussiemagpie

Hi, I just can't bear to listen to the man anymore - it's all waffle, waffle, waffle

He's boring us into submission...

As much as I don't like Rudd (as compared to Howard) Australia would get Julia Gillard as PM if anything happened to Rudd. Have you heard her give a speech? Gaah!

571 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:44:11am

re: #569 saberry0530

We'll gladly export him if ya want!

Would have to send Biden and Pelosi, too.

572 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:44:25am

re: #557 aussiemagpie

What a tragedy, I hope that catch them. Too bad you don't have a death penalty.

I just can't imagine the magnitude of those fires. Let's face it, Oz is ginormous. I was fortunate to visit Sydney iin '03, and loved it. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all over there.

573 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:45:33am

re: #556 nevergiveup

Good morning all. Not that my day is gonna be anything to brag about. This is my LONG day. Ya know the kind of day if a thermonuclear bomb detonated over my office today my only reaction would be--Thank G-D.

Good luck! That's the way my Thursdays are.

574 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:46:01am

re: #563 njdhockeyfan

I wonder if they arsonist is holed up in the local mosque.

Whoever did this, will have to be locked up forever, in solitary confinement, because people are VERY VERY angry

One punishment mentioned on a blog here in OZ:

Put arsonist in a room with firefighters and fire survivors

Leave room for 10 minutes

Return, pick up pieces, take to morgue

575 kcladderman  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:46:58am

re: #574 aussiemagpie

Whoever did this, will have to be locked up forever, in solitary confinement, because people are VERY VERY angry

One punishment mentioned on a blog here in OZ:

Put arsonist in a room with firefighters and fire survivors

Leave room for 10 minutes

Return, pick up pieces, take to morgue

Sounds quite reasonable to me.

576 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:47:35am

One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house. The kids were laying outside in the mud, still in their pajamas, and empty food boxes were on the kitchen counter.

When he opened the door, he found an even bigger mess: dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table and a pile of sand by the back door. The family room was strewn with toys, and a lamp had been knocked over.

He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife.
He was becoming worried that she might be ill or that something terrible had happened to her.

He found her in the bedroom still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book. She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day had gone. He looked at her, bewildered, and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know, every day, you come home from work and ask me what I did today."

"Yes" was his reply.

She answered, "Well, today, I didn't do it!"

577 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:48:09am

re: #567 reine.de.tout

You're so funny!

What time is it, btw, in your neck of the woods?

Hello {reine}

It's now 12.47am on Thursday - two more sleeps and it's the weekend :-)

578 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:49:03am

OOPS

It's only Wednesday here - wishful thinking :-)

579 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:49:11am

Good Morning!

American Thinker has a really good pierce on Obama this morning entitled:

"Change: The First Three Weeks"

[Link: www.americanthinker.com...]

580 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:49:14am

re: #544 Leonidas Hoplite

I finally cracked and registered at Kos because of your linked article.
It'll be 24 hours until I'm allowed to post (and probably 24 seconds after that before I get banned), but I'm looking forward to it. The pretzeling of the minds that their love of Obama and hatred of America has produced is mildly fascinating to me, particularly on the rendition issue.

581 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:49:44am

Wow...step away for a few minutes to get some *work (tm)* done and the thread comes alive. Y'all been waiting for me to leave?

582 Phil Flavin  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:50:35am

Shhhhhh everybody! FBV is here!

583 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:50:44am

re: #579 Afrocity

Good morning and welcome.

584 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:50:52am

Mandy, missed you last night on the "Obama Speaks" threads.

Could you believe he called on Huffpo?

585 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:51:02am

re: #581 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

*cough*yes*cough*

586 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:52:44am

re: #584 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

When he called on that (very nervous) reporter from HuffPo, I laughed out loud. I don't know why it struck me as so funny, but it did.

587 SasquatchOnSteroids  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:53:14am

re: #584 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Mandy, missed you last night on the "Obama Speaks" threads.

Could you believe he called on Huffpo?

That was effin' incredible.

588 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:53:29am

good morning everyone,
i got a reprieve. i got a 20% reduction in my rent.
this is so important because it gives me a little breathing room
and it is uplifting to know that greed isn't completely ruling the day.
(no matter what O is trying to do to demoralize us)

589 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:53:32am

re: #568 Wyatt Earp

You could probably find one in a kangaroo's pouch . . .

Goodness, no way! Joeys are cute cuddly little things :-)

590 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:54:13am

re: #588 nyc redneck

Could you talk to my bank?

591 Leonidas Hoplite  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:54:43am

re: #580 Lincolntf

I finally cracked and registered at Kos because of your linked article.
It'll be 24 hours until I'm allowed to post (and probably 24 seconds after that before I get banned), but I'm looking forward to it. The pretzeling of the minds that their love of Obama and hatred of America has produced is mildly fascinating to me, particularly on the rendition issue.

You are a brave soul!

592 SasquatchOnSteroids  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:54:58am

re: #588 nyc redneck

Good for you.

593 A Man for all Seasons  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:55:00am

Good morning Lizards! How is everyone today?

594 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:55:01am

re: #569 saberry0530

We'll gladly export him if ya want!

We'll do a swap but no one would notice the difference...of course the accent would be a dead giveaway

595 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:55:49am

re: #593 HoosierHoops


HH!

596 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:56:18am

Anyone see this?

Reid Blocks Amendment Requiring Citizenship Verification for Stimulus Recipients

GOP Sen. Jeff Sessions and Democrat Sen. Ben Nelson attempted several times to bring their bipartisan amendment to the floor last week. SA 239 would require local governments and businesses that receive porkulus money to use the federal E-Verify citizenship check system.

On the House side, a long term extension of the E-Verify program passed there 407-2 (Conservative Oasis).

But Democrat Sen More... Majority Leader Harry Reid refused to allow it to come to the floor. Now, we’re headed for cloture.

597 yochanan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:57:11am

re: #574 aussiemagpie

Whoever did this, will have to be locked up forever, in solitary confinement, because people are VERY VERY angry

One punishment mentioned on a blog here in OZ:

Put arsonist in a room with firefighters and fire survivors

Leave room for 10 minutes

Return, pick up pieces, take to morgue

GIVE 'UM MORE TIME

598 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:57:21am

re: #570 Crux Australis

As much as I don't like Rudd (as compared to Howard) Australia would get Julia Gillard as PM if anything happened to Rudd. Have you heard her give a speech? Gaah!

Crux, Jules is even more boring than Rudd!

To be fair, she did give a good speech in Parliament on Monday

599 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:57:32am

re: #596 njdhockeyfan

Anyone see this?

Reid Blocks Amendment Requiring Citizenship Verification for Stimulus Recipients

Whatcha doin' for lunch today. I'll be at Chili's.

600 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:58:07am

re: #596 njdhockeyfan


Look at all the groups they have to repay to elect cbbho.

601 Erik The Red  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:58:08am

re: #593 HoosierHoops

Good morning Lizards! How is everyone today?

Hey 2H. Morning. I am just about to end my day by going to the pub and then home. Hope you have a good one.

602 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:58:41am

re: #593 HoosierHoops

Hiya, HH! Hanging on, how about you?

603 SasquatchOnSteroids  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 5:59:42am

re: #596 njdhockeyfan

Anyone see this?

Reid Blocks Amendment Requiring Citizenship Verification for Stimulus Recipients

A trillion to donuts this cockroach uses Secret and pees sitting down.
I despise that moron.

604 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:01:21am

re: #584 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Mandy, missed you last night on the "Obama Speaks" threads.

Could you believe he called on Huffpo?

What's next? Will he call on Perez Hilton?

605 Leonidas Hoplite  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:01:39am

re: #559 kcladderman

I have a young friend, a fellow firefighter who was a big Obama supporter. I had not seen him for a few weeks. One of the first things he said to us when I saw him the other day. So who's ready for a new president?
He then went on to ask if I had heard what the one had said about rendition?
He said well there goes the fourth amendment. I then pointed out to him that terrorists from other countries are not afforded rights under the Constitution. he then mumbled something about well yea and changed the subject.

Yeah I don't understand that line of reasoning at all...the whole everyone in the world is guaranteed the rights of US citizenship along with the treat them as POWs even though they don't abide by the Geneva Convention. In another era not so long ago these peple would have received muhc different treatment, instead of Club Gitmo with brand new shrink-wrapped korans, three hots and a cot.

606 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:02:20am

re: #592 SasquatchOnSteroids

Good for you.

thank you.
i feel fortunate.
maybe i'll get a paycheck again.
:)

607 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:02:28am

re: #588 nyc redneck

good morning everyone,
i got a reprieve. i got a 20% reduction in my rent.
this is so important because it gives me a little breathing room
and it is uplifting to know that greed isn't completely ruling the day.
(no matter what O is trying to do to demoralize us)

Do you live in Manhattan? Are you rent stabilized? I lived there until last year. My rent was up to $2,650 a month for a 500 square foot apartment.

608 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:03:28am

re: #572 rightside

What a tragedy, I hope that catch them. Too bad you don't have a death penalty.

I just can't imagine the magnitude of those fires. Let's face it, Oz is ginormous. I was fortunate to visit Sydney iin '03, and loved it. Our thoughts and prayers go out to all over there.

Yes it's been unimagineable for all of us who live in other places here too

I'm not the only one moved to tears at times, and one thing - there is massive support from the public - tonight at the cricket match between the Kiws and the Aussies, over $6 million was raised - just at the match! From spectators, corporates, players giving their match payments...incredible

Glad to see you enjoyed our town too :-)

609 Bloodnok  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:04:18am

re: #588 nyc redneck

good morning everyone,
i got a reprieve. i got a 20% reduction in my rent.
this is so important because it gives me a little breathing room
and it is uplifting to know that greed isn't completely ruling the day.
(no matter what O is trying to do to demoralize us)

w00t!

610 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:09:01am

re: #597 yochanan

GIVE 'UM MORE TIME

Ten minutes would be plenty I reckon - most likely 10 seconds would suffice ...

611 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:09:04am

Another rat joins the Obama WH team...

EXCLUSIVE: Partisan dirt-digger joins WH office

Amid the furor over controversies regarding Cabinet-nominee tax problems and the seismic battle over a nearly trillion-dollar economic rescue bill, President Obama made a little-noticed appointment that is now generating intrigue.

Shauna Daly, a 29-year-old Democratic operative, was named last month to the new job of White House counsel research director. Though she is inside one of the most powerful legal offices in the land, Miss Daly holds no law degree and doesn't list any legal training on her resume.

Her sole experience has been as an opposition researcher for Democratic political campaigns: She helped dig up dirt on rivals, or on her own nominee to prepare for attacks.

The addition to White House counsel Greg Craig's staff has alarmed some Republicans, who consider it a politicization of the office, and has irritated others who say that Democratic lawmakers who railed against Republican opposition researchers in legal positions in the past are now silent.

"Daly does not have the qualifications to be holding a significant position in the White House counsel's office," said Mark Levin, a conservative lawyer and radio-show host who worked in the Reagan White House and as chief of staff for Attorney General Edwin Meese.

"Her only qualification is that she knows how to dig up dirt on other people," he said.

612 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:10:22am

President Porkzilla is being hammered all over the internet today. This must be the shortest "honeymoon" in history.

613 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:10:24am

The cold snowy dawn o the San Gabriel Mountains of California. The Towercam, Pacific time zone.

Good morning all.

Remember to eat a small breakfast, so other countries will say "OK".

sarc sarc sarc

614 A Man for all Seasons  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:11:44am

re: #602 SurferDoc

re: #601 Erik The Red

re: #595 rightside

HH!


Hey you all! I'm going to have a very busy day today..Wish I was going to the pub with Erik instead!

615 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:14:36am

re: #596 njdhockeyfan

So, walk into Chili's (you know the city) at noon, go to the bar and say, "Hey, you bastid!" I'll buy lunch!

616 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:15:10am

re: #607 Afrocity

Do you live in Manhattan? Are you rent stabilized? I lived there until last year. My rent was up to $2,650 a month for a 500 square foot apartment.

You in Chi-town, where everyone is Shy and polite or is it the Land of Shysters?
Lived in Hyde Park/Kenwood for 10 years with intervening time off for bad behavior.

617 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:15:19am

re: #612 SurferDoc

President Porkzilla is being hammered all over the internet today. This must be the shortest "honeymoon" in history.

And it's only been three weeks. HopeChange!

618 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:15:49am

re: #607 Afrocity

Do you live in Manhattan? Are you rent stabilized? I lived there until last year. My rent was up to $2,650 a month for a 500 square foot apartment.

yes, no.
my commercial space was reduced not my apt.
tho i think those are going down too, maybe not as much.

619 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:17:23am

re: #616 lifeofthemind

You in Chi-town, where everyone is Shy and polite or is it the Land of Shysters?
Lived in Hyde Park/Kenwood for 10 years with intervening time off for bad behavior.

I guess I am one of the shy and polite ones.

620 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:17:24am

re: #615 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So, walk into Chili's (you know the city) at noon, go to the bar and say, "Hey, you bastid!" I'll buy lunch!

In C-ville?

621 yochanan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:18:26am

re: #610 aussiemagpie

Ten minutes would be plenty I reckon - most likely 10 seconds would suffice ...

Let'um feel the pain slow is better.

622 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:20:41am

re: #618 nyc redneck

yes, no.
my commercial space was reduced not my apt.
tho i think those are going down too, maybe not as much.

Great news, yes the market works. Costs go down, there is stickiness but it should be less with modern technology, so people can save money. That gives the banks more capital that they have to lend. That drives the interest rates down. That allows people to borrow and spend. Repeat cycle, without trillion dollar government spending binge.

623 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:21:22am

It's going to be a long 4 years. Read this shit...

Multicultural Educators "Celebrate Diversity" In The Age Of Obama

624 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:21:48am

re: #620 njdhockeyfan

yep! You will be the first lizard I have ever met in person.

625 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:21:58am

re: #619 Afrocity

I guess I am one of the shy and polite ones.

Hope you enjoy Powell's and O'Gara's.

626 njdhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:22:43am

re: #624 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

yep! You will be the first lizard I have ever met in person.

You will buy an unemployed lizard lunch? Cool!

627 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:23:15am

Good morning all!

Anybody else loose sleep last night because of the One's presser?

I did.

628 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:23:30am

re: #626 njdhockeyfan

You will buy an unemployed lizard lunch? Cool!

Cool! Like I said, come into the bar, look around like you are hunting for someone, I'll be the fat guy that says, "Hey!"

629 yochanan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:24:07am

is there a kitchen sink in the PORKULUS bill? seems everything else is. i mean if it was to build roads and things the govt is supposed to do it would not bother me but mostly it is the democrat agenda wrapped like a dead stinky fish maybe that is why the 'best journalists in the new york times' go with stinky fish so well.

630 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:24:17am

re: #628 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Cool! Like I said, come into the bar, look around like you are hunting for someone, I'll be the fat guy that says, "Hey!"

Ya gotta have code words. Wear a pink carnation. Something...

631 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:24:19am

re: #627 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Good morning all!

Anybody else loose sleep last night because of the One's presser?

I did.

I slept like a baby.
Slept a little, wet the bed a little, cried a little.

632 SasquatchOnSteroids  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:24:35am

re: #623 njdhockeyfan

It's going to be a long 4 years. Read this shit...

Multicultural Educators "Celebrate Diversity" In The Age Of Obama

Jesus wept.

This year’s NAME program included a "Hurricane Katrina Tour" for $28.75—billed as "an eyewitness account of the events surrounding the most devastating natural and man-made disaster on American soil."

Man-made disaster. We're fooked.

633 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:25:08am

re: #631 lifeofthemind

I slept like a baby.
Slept a little, wet the bed a little, cried a little.

LOL! I only whined a bit when I woke up.

634 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:25:28am

re: #627 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Good morning all!

Anybody else loose sleep last night because of the One's presser?

I did.

I slept OK. My realization after the presser was that America elected a whiny petulant child as president. It looks like "Blame Bush" isn't going away anytime soon and my guess is the worse the economy gets because of this "porkulus" bill, the more Obama will blame Bush. What a brat.

635 OldLineTexan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:25:38am

re: #629 yochanan

is there a kitchen sink in the PORKULUS bill? seems everything else is. i mean if it was to build roads and things the govt is supposed to do it would not bother me but mostly it is the democrat agenda wrapped like a dead stinky fish maybe that is why the 'best journalists in the new york times' go with stinky fish so well.

So here's a question ... if you just lost your banking job, or you're one of the 10,000 "white collar" workers to be cut by GM, what good does a road crew job do you?

636 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:26:06am

re: #627 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I got up at 4 in the morning to work on promotion because there's no jobs in my office.

637 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:26:06am

re: #630 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Ya gotta have code words. Wear a pink carnation. Something...

I'll be wearing a purple polo shirt (actually, it's Virginia Lilac, but it would be gay if I sad that).

638 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:26:08am

re: #625 lifeofthemind

Hope you enjoy Powell's and O'Gara's.

Can't say I am familiar with those places. Bars?
I am more the bookish type

639 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:26:45am

re: #629 yochanan

There should be a disposal in the kitchen sink.

640 OldLineTexan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:26:55am

re: #637 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'll be wearing a purple polo shirt (actually, it's Virginia Lilac, but it would be gay metro if I sad that).

FTFY

641 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:27:06am

re: #635 OldLineTexan

So here's a question ... if you just lost your banking job, or you're one of the 10,000 "white collar" workers to be cut by GM, what good does a road crew job do you?

Uh...zero point zero.

642 n in wi  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:27:33am

re: #635 OldLineTexan

So here's a question ... if you just lost your banking job, or you're one of the 10,000 "white collar" workers to be cut by GM, what good does a road crew job do you?


The new Gov. worker can drive on the road to hand deliver your benefits.

643 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:27:39am

re: #103 Fenway_Nation

My apologies if this came up before, but how insecure does 0bama have to be to stack the deck even more in his favor by issuing White House press credentials to Ed Schultz and a 'reporter' from the Huffington Post?

Ed Schultz? really? Incredible -
Obama and the left are, in general, very scared of anyone who might question them or put them on the spot.

Related observation I made yesterday --
One of our new US senators (Mark Udall (D)) is comfortable as a guest on AM radio shows like Air America. He Never agrees to go on any of the more conservative local talk shows. Anyway, Udall agreed yesterday a quick interview on the Caplis and Silverman show. (mix of conservative/liberal). The first thing Mark said is "Craig - are you there?". Craig is the "liberal" of the two.
Mark would never agree to go on the show otherwise.
Liberal/progressive/leftists are terrified to be in the same room with someone who isn't part of the group think.

644 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:28:01am

re: #627 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Good morning all!

Anybody else loose sleep last night because of the One's presser?

I did.

The MUTE button is your friend.

645 OldLineTexan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:28:02am

re: #641 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Uh...zero point zero.

I was afraid of that. So how much of the Porkulus will go home to Mexico?

/rhetorical question

646 aussiemagpie  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:28:03am

re: #623 njdhockeyfan

It's going to be a long 4 years. Read this shit...

Multicultural Educators "Celebrate Diversity" In The Age Of Obama


Thank you for this link - it's made me wonder why some people insist on living in the US, when there are plenty of countries much more suited to their ideologies

And these people are educators?

Of course they consider themselves revolutionaries I suppose

647 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:28:38am

re: #629 yochanan

is there a kitchen sink in the PORKULUS bill? seems everything else is. i mean if it was to build roads and things the govt is supposed to do it would not bother me but mostly it is the democrat agenda wrapped like a dead stinky fish maybe that is why the 'best journalists in the new york times' go with stinky fish so well.

Kitchen sinks will be included in the energy efficient refurbishment of government offices that BHO was calling for. You know that this will prove to be a massive pot of waste and fraud with favored special interest contractors swallowing billions to slap insulation and badly installed solar panels onto every tower, garage and out house in the federal inventory.

648 reine.de.tout  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:28:43am

re: #635 OldLineTexan

So here's a question ... if you just lost your banking job, or you're one of the 10,000 "white collar" workers to be cut by GM, what good does a road crew job do you?

Keeps you down and out and dependent.

649 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:28:51am

re: #635 OldLineTexan

So here's a question ... if you just lost your banking job, or you're one of the 10,000 "white collar" workers to be cut by GM, what good does a road crew job do you?

What's wrong with work?

650 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:28:51am

re: #626 njdhockeyfan

You will buy an unemployed lizard lunch? Cool!

I'll chip in, were are we going?

651 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:28:52am

re: #634 Jetpilot1101

I slept OK. My realization after the presser was that America elected a whiny petulant child as president. It looks like "Blame Bush" isn't going away anytime soon and my guess is the worse the economy gets because of this "porkulus" bill, the more Obama will blame Bush. What a brat.

The "blame bush" thing is going to get really old. Nothing will ever be his responsibility. It will always be "worse then we were led to believe."

652 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:29:28am

re: #622 lifeofthemind

Great news, yes the market works. Costs go down, there is stickiness but it should be less with modern technology, so people can save money. That gives the banks more capital that they have to lend. That drives the interest rates down. That allows people to borrow and spend. Repeat cycle, without trillion dollar government spending binge.

hey {life},
you are exactly right.
that is why if feel hopeful. this is how it is supposed to work.
i am seeing the lesson right in front of me.
i'm going to call the whitehouse and try to educate O.
like that is a possibility. these idiots need to stay out of our lives.
them and their power/money grab.

653 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:29:52am

re: #637 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'll be wearing a purple polo shirt (actually, it's Virginia Lilac, but it would be gay if I sad that).

OK, so he's supposed to look for the "gay fat guy that says hey".

That's a little better.

654 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:30:15am

My favorite line from last night was (and I'm paraphrasing) "we are going to spend 4 billion dollars to make government buildings more energy efficient and this will save the taxpayers 2 billion dollars". I don't know about you but if my broker called me and told me he had a great investment that would retunr -50%, I'd drag him out back and shoot him.

655 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:30:44am

re: #628 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Cool! Like I said, come into the bar, look around like you are hunting for someone, I'll be the fat guy that says, "Hey!"

Should I wear green?

656 yochanan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:31:04am

re: #635 OldLineTexan

So here's a question ... if you just lost your banking job, or you're one of the 10,000 "white collar" workers to be cut by GM, what good does a road crew job do you?

in directly, they get paid have to send it on something that provides jobs too.

frankly what bothers me the most about this bill is that the donks are using it for cover to pass everything they want that has nothing to do with providing jobs etc. for example the new health care gov't rules.

657 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:31:10am

re: #623 njdhockeyfan

It's going to be a long 4 years. Read this shit...

Multicultural Educators "Celebrate Diversity" In The Age Of Obama

GREAT, GALLOPING GRAMSCIAN WHORES OF THE CALIPHATE!

658 OldLineTexan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:31:10am

re: #649 MandyManners

What's wrong with work?

Nothing. I've done it, twenty-odd years ago, as have many others I am sure.

But if I lost my automotive engineering job, how likely am I to be hired to run a grader with no experience?

I can tell you from personal experience that it's hard to get a job (of any sort) without the relevant experience.

659 VioletTiger  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:31:12am

re: #629 yochanan

is there a kitchen sink in the PORKULUS bill? seems everything else is. i mean if it was to build roads and things the govt is supposed to do it would not bother me but mostly it is the democrat agenda wrapped like a dead stinky fish maybe that is why the 'best journalists in the new york times' go with stinky fish so well.


DOn't know about sinks, but it sounds like there is stealth Universal Healthcare.

660 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:31:15am

re: #654 Jetpilot1101

Return negative 50%
PIMF

661 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:31:29am

re: #638 Afrocity

Can't say I am familiar with those places. Bars?
I am more the bookish type

The great used book stores of 57th street. Joseph O'Gara passed on some years ago, I believe that Mr Wilson now runs the shop.

662 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:31:47am

re: #644 MandyManners

The MUTE button is your friend.

No, I had to listen... just to see if it was as bad as I thought it was going to be.

It was.

Now, when the MSM tell me how wonderful it was, I know by personal experience they are lying.

663 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:32:08am

re: #660 Jetpilot1101

Return negative 50%
PIMF

Democrat eek-onomics.

664 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:32:09am

re: #654 Jetpilot1101

You know? I didn't catch that.

We sell products that make homes more energy efficient.

Low end/versus high end? High end stuff will take 30 years to save you as much as you spent on the difference.

(Don't tell anyone).

665 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:32:11am

re: #658 OldLineTexan

Nothing. I've done it, twenty-odd years ago, as have many others I am sure.

But if I lost my automotive engineering job, how likely am I to be hired to run a grader with no experience?

I can tell you from personal experience that it's hard to get a job (of any sort) without the relevant experience.

Graders/ Shovels are passe?

666 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:32:20am

re: #655 NJDhockeyfan

Sure, why not.

667 VioletTiger  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:32:41am

A local (PA/NJ) executive is working to get CEO's to hold off on layoffs. I wish there were more like him.

[Link: www.philly.com...]

668 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:33:03am

re: #655 NJDhockeyfan

Should I wear green?

Don't stand me up...I'll be looking for you. Noon. Chili's. Bar.

669 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:33:08am

re: #663 Wyatt Earp

Democrat eek-onomics.

ROFLMAO

670 yochanan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:33:22am

slim 'pick your pocket' pickens will make big $$$ off of this for sure.

671 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:34:01am

re: #654 Jetpilot1101

I think that savings of $2 billion is over some set period of time, (perhaps per year?) and that the savings would recurr every year. In which case it would be a very good investment. The problem in this instance is trusting the gov't to carefully manage such a project. In the end, the cost will be higher & the saving far less.

672 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:34:03am

re: #651 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

The "blame bush" thing is going to get really old. Nothing will ever be his responsibility. It will always be "worse then we were led to believe."

The public's impatience will render "Blame Bush" obsolete by July. They don't want excuses, they want action, and he promised them the Moon. When he doesn't deliver they won't buy Bush as an excuse.

673 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:34:04am

re: #654 Jetpilot1101

I caught that to. Wasn't he talking about "eco-friendly" windows going into public housing buildings? The lying by omission is galling, as is the lack of obvious follow-up questions like "Where will that money come from, if not the taxpayers?" by the media.

674 Perplexed  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:34:19am

re: #658 OldLineTexan

I would give you a thousand up dings for that comment.

No experience = no job

Hard for a community organizer to realize that since he's never had to have any experience for any of the jobs he's held.

675 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:34:51am

re: #654 Jetpilot1101

My favorite line from last night was (and I'm paraphrasing) "we are going to spend 4 billion dollars to make government buildings more energy efficient and this will save the taxpayers 2 billion dollars". I don't know about you but if my broker called me and told me he had a great investment that would return -50%, I'd drag him out back and shoot him.

The idea that a pack of uber-leftists,who have never had to compete in the private sector-- are in charge, is so disheartening - so sickening - so painful. Obama is turning out to be much worse than I ever could have imagined. I thought maybe he'd be less of a socialist than Hillary - I think I was wrong.

676 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:34:57am

Mandy?

677 SasquatchOnSteroids  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:35:05am

re: #670 yochanan

slim 'pick your pocket' pickens will make big $$$ off of this for sure.

Hmmmm. Shoooot, a feller can have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with this stuff.

678 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:35:28am

re: #654 Jetpilot1101

My favorite line from last night was (and I'm paraphrasing) "we are going to spend 4 billion dollars to make government buildings more energy efficient and this will save the taxpayers 2 billion dollars". I don't know about you but if my broker called me and told me he had a great investment that would retunr -50%, I'd drag him out back and shoot him.

In fairness the iterated annual saving will exceed the up front cost, if it was done correctly, but this is an invitation to fraud, waste and abuse.

679 OldLineTexan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:35:41am

re: #665 MandyManners

Graders/ Shovels are passe?

Graders are complex equipment. Training and experience are needed, and there are plenty of people in that industry short on work. An old white guy with no recent construction experience need not apply.

Shovels are rarer and rarer on these big projects, and I invite you to see who's behind them next job you pass. YMMV from mine in Texas. Again, as a person who has done some hiring, I have turned away the inexperienced AND the over-qualified.

And with that, I am off to chaffeur. Sorry for the drive-by provocation.

680 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:35:51am

re: #668 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Don't stand me up...I'll be looking for you. Noon. Chili's. Bar.

Wait! Didn't realize the time...Noon Thirty! 12:30!

681 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:36:16am

Much of the stimulus money doesn't come on line until closer to 2012... hmmmm what goes on in 2012?

682 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:36:20am

re: #668 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Don't stand me up...I'll be looking for you. Noon. Chili's. Bar.

I should be there unless the school calls about a sick kid.

683 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:36:38am

re: #661 lifeofthemind

The great used book stores of 57th street. Joseph O'Gara passed on some years ago, I believe that Mr Wilson now runs the shop.

I don't hang out in Hyde Park. I have only been to one rare book store in Chicago and that is in Printer's Row. I do attend the annual antiquarian book fair. I was more active in NYC. I am still in denial that I live in Chicago. I only go to the South Side when I have to.

684 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:36:49am

re: #676 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Fat Bastard?

685 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:37:01am

re: #680 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wait! Didn't realize the time...Noon Thirty! 12:30!

Okey dokie.

686 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:37:28am

re: #672 SurferDoc

The public's impatience will render "Blame Bush" obsolete by July. They don't want excuses, they want action, and he promised them the Moon. When he doesn't deliver they won't buy Bush as an excuse.

I do so hope you are right. As of now, I'm not as confident.

687 Leonidas Hoplite  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:37:30am

re: #681 FrogMarch

Much of the stimulus money doesn't come on line until closer to 2012... hmmmm what goes on in 2012?

Yeah, quite a coincidence...

688 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:37:41am

re: #679 OldLineTexan

Have a groovy day!

689 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:37:50am

re: #671 Kenneth

I think that savings of $2 billion is over some set period of time, (perhaps per year?) and that the savings would recurr every year. In which case it would be a very good investment. The problem in this instance is trusting the gov't to carefully manage such a project. In the end, the cost will be higher & the saving far less.

If the program was goingto same 2 billion a year, I would be the first champion of it. He didn't say that though, he said it would save 2 billion dollars. I guess I just expected the "best orator of all time" to be accurate, bold and concise.

690 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:38:19am

OK, so I don't like being unemployed at all. First week in my life and it's no fun. My loving wife has been great, but I feel useless and it hasn't been quite a week yet. I think I'm pretty screwed re: unemployment insurance since they have a 5 quarter formula and for 2 of those 5 quarters I was working for myself and didn't feed the kitty so I'm thinking I'll get about $1.50 a day or something. Crap.

691 realwest  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:38:49am

Hey good morning y'all - from a moderate (55 degrees going upt to 72 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte - how is everyone doing today?

692 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:39:37am

re: #691 realwest

Hey good morning y'all - from a moderate (55 degrees going upt to 72 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte - how is everyone doing today?

Morning, Real! Coming to you from a cloudy, economically-depressed Philadelphia.

693 Bloodnok  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:39:50am

re: #691 realwest

Hey good morning y'all - from a moderate (55 degrees going upt to 72 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte - how is everyone doing today?

72? grumblegrumblegrumble

694 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:39:51am

Anyone watching FNC? Is this flap over the hidden health care plan in the stimulus going to actually force them to drop the section (and the spending)? Anyone read any good articles on it?

695 albusteve  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:40:19am

re: #643 FrogMarch

Ed Schultz? really? Incredible -
Obama and the left are, in general, very scared of anyone who might question them or put them on the spot.

Related observation I made yesterday --
One of our new US senators (Mark Udall (D)) is comfortable as a guest on AM radio shows like Air America. He Never agrees to go on any of the more conservative local talk shows. Anyway, Udall agreed yesterday a quick interview on the Caplis and Silverman show. (mix of conservative/liberal). The first thing Mark said is "Craig - are you there?". Craig is the "liberal" of the two.
Mark would never agree to go on the show otherwise.
Liberal/progressive/leftists are terrified to be in the same room with someone who isn't part of the group think.

Udall rounded out an entire Dem leadership here in NM....gov, both senators and all three reps....slam dunk

696 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:40:21am
697 n in wi  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:40:27am

re: #694 Lincolntf

Anyone watching FNC? Is this flap over the hidden health care plan in the stimulus going to actually force them to drop the section (and the spending)? Anyone read any good articles on it?

Check out drudge

698 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:40:50am

re: #686 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

I do so hope you are right. As of now, I'm not as confident.

I'm counting on individual self-interest and selfishness trumping bullshit excuses. The only thing in doubt is the sell-by date. July might be a bit too soon. But the way this clown is cratering I really do think it will go the way I'm saying it will.

699 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:41:02am

re: #697 n in wi

Thanks. will do.

701 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:41:49am

re: #683 Afrocity

I don't hang out in Hyde Park. I have only been to one rare book store in Chicago and that is in Printer's Row. I do attend the annual antiquarian book fair. I was more active in NYC. I am still in denial that I live in Chicago. I only go to the South Side when I have to.

Expand your horizons. I used to live in these places. You can go visit my money.
O'Gara and Wilson Booksellers.
Powell's Used Books.

702 SurferDoc  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:42:10am

re: #691 realwest

Good morning, RW. I'm freezin' my butt off in the Mojave but OK.

703 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:42:29am

re: #681 FrogMarch

Much of the stimulus money doesn't come on line until closer to 2012... hmmmm what goes on in 2012?

Don't worry, Porkulus II and Porkulus III later this summer ("The Stimulus package we passed is not working, we must act now or this will be a catastrophe!") will have some spending before then.

Then again maybe not. He thinks we are too stupid to realize that if the "stimulus" hasn't started spending money it _can't_ affect anything, so the door is wide open to get more spending in.

/giving the benefit of a doubt that blowing a pile of cash on new digs for the Department of Commerce or something actually affects the economy.

704 realwest  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:42:35am

re: #692 Wyatt Earp
Hey howdy Wyatt! Well I knew Philly was economically depressed, but sorry about the clouds! LOL! How are YOU today?

705 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:42:36am

re: #678 lifeofthemind

In fairness the iterated annual saving will exceed the up front cost, if it was done correctly, but this is an invitation to fraud, waste and abuse.

I'm at a loss for why he didn't say that an investment of 4 billion would save 2 billion per year. Here is my example - we are in the process of erecting wind turbines at my jobsite. There is a pretty steep up front cost but the engineers determined that with theirinstallation, the complex will essentially be electrically self sufficient. It will still take upwards of 5 to 10 years ot recoup the up front cost but come year 11 or so, we're making money. Why couldn't Obama use an example like this to illustrate what is probably a decent program in his otherwise horrible bill?

706 yochanan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:43:04am

re: #683 Afrocity

a couple of great used/antique book stores in Evanston seems with 'egg heads' you need book stores and coffee houses.

707 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:43:04am

re: #704 realwest

Hey howdy Wyatt! Well I knew Philly was economically depressed, but sorry about the clouds! LOL! How are YOU today?

Good as can be on day work! :)

708 VioletTiger  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:43:21am

re: #691 realwest
Morning real
It's pretty gray and dingy here in south NJ, but it's not as bitter cold as last week.
I'm just dawdling, trying to avoid starting this project.

709 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:43:47am

Morning Real!

Getting up to 68 here today, so there!

710 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:44:08am

re: #665 MandyManners

Graders/ Shovels are passe?

Just think how many more jobs could be created if they used teaspoons instead of shovels, and spatulas instead of graders.

711 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:44:10am
712 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:44:57am

re: #710 Alouette

Just think how many more jobs could be created if they used teaspoons instead of shovels, and spatulas instead of graders.

YOU DA JOB CZAR!

713 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:45:30am

re: #710 Alouette

Just think how many more jobs could be created if they used teaspoons instead of shovels, and spatulas instead of graders.

Remember state employee rules: 1 shovel, 6 men, 1 supervisor.

/you can form a lot of great, fulfilling jobs out of that one shovel, comrade.

714 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:45:34am

Some observations about the "press corps" questions:

The toughest question came from AP, but it still allowed Obama to set up his strawman for knocking down. He finally asked Fox News!, which must have been such a surprise the reporter could only manage a softball question. All the other questions weren't even softball, they were T-ball.

There were a couple of odd-ball questions: the HuffPo "reporter: asked about Obama's plans for investigating & prosecuting Bush admin officials. I was glad to hear Obama turn that around and say he was not interested in looking backwards. Even Obama realizes the stupidity of such a path.

The other odd-ball question came from Helen Thomas who asked if the president was aware of any Middle Eastern country that had nuclear weapons. Obama ignored the obvious point of Thomas' question, which was to have Obama identify Israel, and instead Obama focused on the situation in Pakistan & Iran's pursuit of nuclear weapons. Thomas even attempted to repeat her question, "But about any other country with nuclear weapons..." but Obama talked right over her. He was gracious to the old hag, but he wasn't about to fall into her trap and cause a diplomatic tempest.

715 realwest  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:45:42am

re: #694 Lincolntf
Good morning - you know it's funny you mentioned that. I've posted this on LGF a couple of times and think it merits another shot (y'all can check out Walter I. Newton's #529 on the prior thread for details):

"Hey y'all - I just received this e-mail from someone who is trustworthy and who has run it through SNOPES.
I hope Charles will forgive my OT with this but THIS IS IMPORTANT:
Hidden away in the bowels of the so-called "stimulus plan" are provisions which lay the foundation for a Universal Healthcare system -- and part of this system will be a new government bureaucracy whose function it will be to review every treatment decision made by every physician, including your doctor and the doctor of your loved ones, and then to determine whether or not you or yours should receive treatment based on a formula that places a dollar value on your life
or the life of your loved ones.

Unfortunately, this is not an exaggeration, or product of a conspiracy nut -- below is a link to an article at Bloomberg, written by Betsy McCaughey, whose resume includes being a former lieutenant governor of New York. We can be grateful to
her for ferreting this out.

So tell me, what is your life worth? Your child's -- your grandchild's -- your Mother's, your Father's, your friend's?

That this should be hidden away in a bill that is supposed to be an economic stimulus bill -- that the groundwork for such a radical revision of our medical sector should be established without any national debate -- it's breathtaking --
these are the radicals we are dealing with -- this is the result of many not doing their homework before voting.

Is this the change you can believe in?
Here are the facts as provided by Betsy McCaughey:

[Link: [Link: [Link: www.bloomberg.com...]...]...]
And here is a site where you can get the names, e-mail addy's etc of your congresscritters:

[Link: walkingwithpeter.wordpress.com...]

I know I'm asking you for a lot - some of your precious time, but do honestly hope you'll e-mail or write to your congresscritters, EVEN IF THEY ARE DEMS."
And I still mean it and it does still concern me!

716 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:45:44am

re: #703 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Porkulus II and III - I don't doubt it.
But don't call it PORK! Obama insists that pork in now - not pork.

717 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:46:17am

re: #690 Spenser (with an S)

OK, so I don't like being unemployed at all. First week in my life and it's no fun. My loving wife has been great, but I feel useless and it hasn't been quite a week yet. I think I'm pretty screwed re: unemployment insurance since they have a 5 quarter formula and for 2 of those 5 quarters I was working for myself and didn't feed the kitty so I'm thinking I'll get about $1.50 a day or something. Crap.

Sucks, don't it? I got laid off 2 weeks before Christmas. This is the first time I have been unemployed since high school.

718 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:46:31am

re: #705 Jetpilot1101

I'm at a loss for why he didn't say that an investment of 4 billion would save 2 billion per year. ... Why couldn't Obama use an example like this to illustrate what is probably a decent program in his otherwise horrible bill?

Short answer. Because he is a semi-educated fool with no practical life experience who knows nothing about economics, engineering or a million other subjects he pontificates on.

719 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:46:34am

re: #692 Wyatt Earp

Morning, Real! Coming to you from a cloudy, economically-depressed Philadelphia.

Morning, Wyatt. You worried about the proposed cuts in officers for the city, or do you think it's just posturing & scare tactics?

720 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:48:02am

re: #695 albusteve

They have more guts now - for some reason. Before Udall won, he was asked to go on various AM talk shows - and he would never do it. "He was too busy".
I sometimes glide over to Air Slime-erica (just to hear what the freaks are yaking about - George Bush usually)- and what do you know - Mark Udall.

721 realwest  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:48:03am

re: #702 SurferDoc
Well I'm sure glad you're feeling ok - but how cold is it in the Mojave Desert for you to be freezing your butt off?!?

722 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:48:22am

re: #716 FrogMarch

Porkulus II and III - I don't doubt it.
But don't call it PORK! Obama insists that pork in now - not pork.

Looks like a pig, walks like a pig, quacks like a pig... er...

It's a pig.

Speaking of which, kudos to the lizard last night who came up with calling it:

The Trojan Pig.

Nice one.

723 opnion  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:48:29am

Imagine that you are on a commercial airliner & Obama is Captain & Biden is the Copilot.
The Capatain comes on & welcomes you to the flight blah,blah,blah.
"We will be cruising at 30,000 feet & I am informed by my copilot that we have a 30% probability of successfuly locating the airport & landing without incedent. Now sit back & enjoy the flight."

724 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:49:32am

re: #689 Jetpilot1101

Accurate? Wyou with real facts and such like? No need for that pedestrian stuff when the One speaks.

Oh by the way, did you hear? The One said there was no "pork" in the bill. I guess that means it's a halal stimulus bill.

725 albusteve  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:50:49am

re: #720 FrogMarch

They have more guts now - for some reason. Before Udall won, he was asked to go on various AM talk shows - and he would never do it. "He was too busy".
I sometimes glide over to Air Slime-erica (just to hear what the freaks are yaking about - George Bush usually)- and what do you know - Mark Udall.

liberals are emboldened when their fantasy is accepted as fact....now they can just flat out deny the truth...even at a presidential presser...rather depressing

726 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:50:50am

re: #717 NJDhockeyfan

re: #690 Spenser (with an S)

OK, so I don't like being unemployed at all. First week in my life and it's no fun. My loving wife has been great, but I feel useless and it hasn't been quite a week yet. I think I'm pretty screwed re: unemployment insurance since they have a 5 quarter formula and for 2 of those 5 quarters I was working for myself and didn't feed the kitty so I'm thinking I'll get about $1.50 a day or something. Crap.

Sucks, don't it? I got laid off 2 weeks before Christmas. This is the first time I have been unemployed since high school.

Yep, it do suck. I've got 4 school age kids so my wife hasn't worked in 5 years so I'm it. I'm a very positive person, but with MI's unemployment rate of 10.6%, It's hard to stay positive.

727 realwest  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:50:57am

re: #703 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret) Hey LT, how are you today?

728 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:51:15am

re: #719 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Morning, Wyatt. You worried about the proposed cuts in officers for the city, or do you think it's just posturing & scare tactics?

Right now, we have a "no layoff" clause in our contract. Of course, Nutter and Ramsey use our contract to wipe their bums, so I don't know.

The current contract expires in July, so that may change. The scary part is that with the proposed 30 percent budget cut, we would HALF of our officers. HALF!

This is what happens with 60+ years of uninterrupted Democrat rule.

729 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:51:25am

re: #715 realwest

Good and worthy post. I'm sure that's just one of many devils in the details of this Porkzilla of a bill.

730 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:51:26am

re: #723 opnion

Imagine that you are on a commercial airliner & Obama is Captain & Biden is the Copilot.
The Capatain comes on & welcomes you to the flight blah,blah,blah.
"We will be cruising at 30,000 feet & I am informed by my copilot that we have a 30% probability of successfuly locating the airport & landing without incedent. Now sit back & enjoy the flight."

Obama as Sully:

"Unable Teeterborough (sp?). We'll be in the Hudson. It's Bush's fault."

/in no way implying The One could ever handle a real, technical job requiring vast experience, training, courage, and character.

731 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:51:36am

re: #705 Jetpilot1101

The reason he didn't say it that way, is that he doesn't want to be on record saying something that will be easily proven untrue in the long run. At least thats my guess. The $4 billion will be spent, that's for sure. Will windows go into all the buildings that that money should pay for? Nope. Maybe half the buildings will get the (probably marginal) benefits, and probably double the 4 billion will actually be spent. That's just my view from living in MA, and watching countless public works projects choke cities to death with corruption and incompetence. I imagine Chicago was much the same way when Obama was there. The fact that this particular project is also going to involve "green" folks just ratchets up the likelihood that a lot of that cash is going to be frittered away.
Pardon my cynicism so early in the morning.

732 tfc3rid  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:51:56am

Wow... Horrible, simply horrible...

We are so screwed... Obama is unfit for command. He's a partisan Chicago hack politician who has no experience or right to be President of the United States...

Those who voted for him and the Dems in Congress are enabling the dismantling of 232 years of American capitlaism and democracy...

I never agreed with those who talked of a coming revolution... But I can understand their frustration at this point...

Obama is dangerous (LIKE WE ALL SAID)... He is unprepared...

733 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:52:48am

re: #727 realwest

Hey LT, how are you today?

Doing great... you missed my attempt to chide you with the 68 degrees we are promised for today!

/Thanks for the e-mail. Sending it everywhere.

734 VioletTiger  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:52:58am

re: #714 Kenneth

I think the questions and people were all planted, the answers rehearsed. He was asking for people by name and looking for them in the room.

735 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:53:11am

re: #684 MandyManners

Fat Bastard?

Did you watch Obama? Did you see him call on HuffPo? If you saw it, I'll bet you lost your freakin' mind!

736 yochanan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:53:44am

re: #722 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Looks like a pig, walks like a pig, quacks like a pig... er...

It's a pig.

Speaking of which, kudos to the lizard last night who came up with calling it:

The Trojan Pig.

Nice one.


HOGZILLA gov't pork
[Link: www.faniq.com...]

737 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:54:16am

re: #728 Wyatt Earp

Right now, we have a "no layoff" clause in our contract. Of course, Nutter and Ramsey use our contract to wipe their bums, so I don't know.

The current contract expires in July, so that may change. The scary part is that with the proposed 30 percent budget cut, we would HALF of our officers. HALF!

This is what happens with 60+ years of uninterrupted Democrat rule.

My city taxes are the highest of all taxes I pay & I only make in the neighborhood of $30K a year. What in the hell is this city spending money on that they can't spend on the essential duties to her citizens - police, firemen, etc.?

738 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:54:16am

re: #735 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Did you watch Obama? Did you see him call on HuffPo? If you saw it, I'll bet you lost your freakin' mind!

I was expecting him to call on a Koskid next.

739 opnion  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:54:29am

re: #730 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

Obama as Sully:

"Unable Teeterborough (sp?). We'll be in the Hudson. It's Bush's fault."

/in no way implying The One could ever handle a real, technical job requiring vast experience, training, courage, and character.


I think that Barry would be screaming like a 10 year old girl at a Joanas Brothers concert.

740 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:54:46am

re: #725 albusteve

liberals are emboldened when their fantasy is accepted as fact....now they can just flat out deny the truth...even at a presidential presser...rather depressing

Indeed they are...

741 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:55:01am

re: #737 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

My city taxes are the highest of all taxes I pay & I only make in the neighborhood of $30K a year. What in the hell is this city spending money on that they can't spend on the essential duties to her citizens - police, firemen, etc.?

I wish I knew. That toad John Street left us with a $119 million surplus, and Nutter went through it like chili through Michael Moore.

742 jzm  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:55:23am

I have a THING for John

743 rightside  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:56:00am

The devil is in the details.

New Penalties

Hospitals and doctors that are not “meaningful users” of the new system will face penalties. “Meaningful user” isn’t defined in the bill. That will be left to the HHS secretary, who will be empowered to impose “more stringent measures of meaningful use over time” (511, 518, 540-541)

What penalties will deter your doctor from going beyond the electronically delivered protocols when your condition is atypical or you need an experimental treatment? The vagueness is intentional. In his book, Daschle proposed an appointed body with vast powers to make the “tough” decisions elected politicians won’t make.

The stimulus bill does that, and calls it the Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Effectiveness Research (190-192). The goal, Daschle’s book explained, is to slow the development and use of new medications and technologies because they are driving up costs. He praises Europeans for being more willing to accept “hopeless diagnoses” and “forgo experimental treatments,” and he chastises Americans for expecting too much from the health-care system.

Elderly Hardest Hit

Daschle says health-care reform “will not be pain free.” Seniors should be more accepting of the conditions that come with age instead of treating them. That means the elderly will bear the brunt.

SNIP

Let's start with you, tom.

744 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:56:58am

re: #734 VioletTiger

Ari Fleisher, who was Bush's press secretary, said that he used to prepare lists for the president on who to ask including a map of where they wer sitting. I'm sure Obama's staff gives him the same thing. But I don't think Obama needs to bother pre-arranging the questions. The media have been his neutered lap dogs for the past 2 years & they're not about to suddenly grow a pair.

745 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:58:18am

re: #701 lifeofthemind

Expand your horizons. I used to live in these places. You can go visit my money.
O'Gara and Wilson Booksellers.
Powell's Used Books.

No thanks. I grew up in Chicago so I know it pretty well. South side has no love in my heart. I am a Northside girl.

746 realwest  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:58:30am

re: #733 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret) Hey LT, thanks a lot for sending that e-mail everywhere - hopefully that incudes your congresscritters and at least a couple of like minded friends!

747 VioletTiger  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:58:56am

re: #715 realwest

By this morning I've heard 4 conservative radio commentators mention the stealth healthcare. One of them interviewed Arlin Specter last night and it was shocking to hear that this guy does not even know everthing that's in the bill he fought for. The House bill had e-verify to make sure that money does not go to illegals. The Senate bill does not, and Specter did not seem to know this.

748 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:59:07am

re: #739 opnion

I think that Barry would be screaming like a 10 year old girl at a Joanas Brothers concert.

And the co-pilot struggling to restrain him and get the aircraft under control.

Oh, wait... that would be Biden.

We're screwed.

749 Perplexed  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:59:34am
750 realwest  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:59:37am

Whoa y'all - Charles is up EARLY today - moving over to the new thread, hope to see y'all over there!

751 Lincolntf  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 6:59:48am

re: #744 Kenneth

Yeah, that's normal, at least for the beginning of a press conference. But other Presidents seem to work it a little better. You know, finding the person with their eyes before calling their name, sounding like they've actually said the name before, etc. I have to assume he'll get the system down when he's done it a few times.

752 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:00:04am

re: #747 VioletTiger

By this morning I've heard 4 conservative radio commentators mention the stealth healthcare. One of them interviewed Arlin Specter last night and it was shocking to hear that this guy does not even know everthing that's in the bill he fought for. The House bill had e-verify to make sure that money does not go to illegals. The Senate bill does not, and Specter did not seem to know this.

Specter makes Paris Hilton look like a MENSA member.

753 lifeofthemind  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:01:47am

re: #715 realwest

Thread worthy, recommended to Charles, in the good way.

754 VioletTiger  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:01:55am

re: #752 Wyatt Earp
LOL! But you PAers keep electing him!

755 tfc3rid  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:01:59am

Senate will vote around 12 Noon today on the Spending Bill...

756 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:03:26am

re: #754 VioletTiger

LOL! But you PAers keep electing him!

Not me! But, unfortunately, enough people voted for the tool.

757 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:03:44am

re: #751 Lincolntf

It didn't even matter what they asked him, as he just took it as an excuse to drone on for 6 or 7 minutes on whatever subject he felt like. Like I said, this was T-ball.

758 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:03:47am

re: #754 VioletTiger

LOL! But you PAers keep electing him!

Don't blame me - proud to say that I have never cast a vote for him. The fact that he let the murderer hippie Ira Einhorn skip off to France should be reason enough to never vote for him.

759 FrogMarch  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:04:49am

re: #747 VioletTiger

Scary. These old corrupt fossils don't give a damn. They are so-entrenched in the power structure that actually knowing what they are signing isn't a requirement anymore.

760 tfc3rid  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:04:58am

re: #758 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Pat Toomey?

761 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:07:16am

re: #760 tfc3rid

Pat Toomey?

Arlen Specter.

762 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:07:28am

Did you notice how Obama kept emphasizing how dire the situation is that the bill, admittedly imperfect, absolutely must pass NOW!?... Otherwise, the economy go from bad to worse, from a disaster to a catastophe!

Never mind that most of the provisions of the bill won't come into effect for 1 or 2 years. We must pass it NOW! No time to stop & think!

763 garden18  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:09:05am

When I view all beings not as special creations, but as the lineal descendants of some few beings which lived long before the first bed of the Cambrian system was deposited, they seem to me to become ennobled.

— Charles Darwin

I do not see how it is ennobling to recognize your ancestor as a small creature living in premordial slime. Perhaps I misunderstood this quotation.

764 tfc3rid  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:09:43am

Bill Hemmer asking Sen. John Tester some tough questions... Tester has no clue if there is a healthcare component in the bill...

He has not read the bill...

None of these guys have read the bill... It's a scam.

765 tfc3rid  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:10:09am

re: #761 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

No, is Pat Toomey the guy to run against Specter.

766 Perplexed  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:13:43am

re: #690 Spenser (with an S)

OK, so I don't like being unemployed at all. First week in my life and it's no fun. My loving wife has been great, but I feel useless and it hasn't been quite a week yet. I think I'm pretty screwed re: unemployment insurance since they have a 5 quarter formula and for 2 of those 5 quarters I was working for myself and didn't feed the kitty so I'm thinking I'll get about $1.50 a day or something. Crap.

You, like many other men, use your job for identification. When asked who are you you probably respond first with your job instead of your name. Nothing wrong with that since it is the way we're wired.

Do you have any hobbies? I ask that from the standpoint that contacts you've made with your hobbies might be able to help you get employed again. You've got to talk to friends, family, acquaintances, etc about job leads. Sitting at home won't do you any good. Wake up in the morning, get ready as though you were going to work.

Unemployed myself for 18 out of 24 months in the mid 90's.

767 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:14:11am

RECALL THEM ALL!

Congress has a richly deserved reputation, all 11% points of approval rating of it.

Let's look at the bank bailout fiasco. $700 billion spent on banks that never made that much in their entire collective history (yes their growth in equity did exceed this amount) so the only way the USG ever gets paid back is if the banks are once more successful, but for that to happen, things have to turn around. The "Stimulus" Bill is a giant clog in the arteries of this nation. And you do know what happens when arteries clog up, the patient goes into fatal arrest. But there will be no paddles, our government has already issued $10 trillion in debt financing even before we pass this, the last donut before the seizure. Schools for districts that don't need them, and more money for "education" that we ever spent before- here it is helpful to point out that US test scores flatlined and declined from the moment the US Department of Education was created. It is is the problem, no amount of money can fix it. But no tax cuts for small business, no we can never do that.

We elected this Congress and we have a right to unelect them. We must categorically recall the entire Congress. We have every reason to do so. They dance about pretending the Senate and House Banking Committees were innocent old ladies who lost their savings to Simon LeGree when, in fact, Frank, Dodd and the rest were deeply immersed in the whole mess and bear as much culpability as anyone for the mess we now find ourselves in.

Then there is this zombified abortion of bill that is larger than the whole US budget circa 1980, talk about the 80-20% rule, this is a budget busting flaming turd of a bill and everyone and anyone who votes for it should be out of a job tomorrow.

Guess what people, the folks running our government answer to us and we have the right, and this instant case, a duty to recall the entire Congress and replace it with new faces. Its broken. They broke it. We have learned in the last few weeks that the ruling class of this country does not think it has to pay taxes, that they entitled to be chauffeured around the Capital city and that we are ungrateful peasants and serfs for daring to question their integrity and evil rebels for suggesting they be reformed.

This is no reform Congress. Henry Waxman believes he has a right to effectuate the largest wealth transfer in history from America to the rest of the world in the name of a Global Warming phenomenon that at is inversely proportional to my February heating bill. Yes! Let's solve a problem that doesn't need fixing.

Let's take our country back. Let's tart today. Let's demand leaders who are accountable not just electable. Let's send a message to Washington today: all of you resign. Out. Leave office. You are the problem. You failed us. You failed the nation and posterity. Leave or we will bounce you from office and replace you with people who will represent us.

Let's take the 535 most worthless individuals in America and put them on the unemployment line with the millions of other Americans victimized by their that the profligacy. Recall them all. Recall them all NOW!

It starts with getting petition signatures. We the undersigned demand a special recall vote be held on July 4th 2009 and that the question of __________ (fill in the name of your Lord and Master here) remaining in Congress/Senate be put to a vote of the people.

It's our country too and our nation needs an immediate radical rascalectomy.

768 realwest  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:16:59am

re: #764 tfc3rid
Hey my friend - first of all I think Lynn Swann is the guy to run against Specter.
Secondly, as to healthcare, please see Walter Newton's #529 on the prior thread or my #715 above!

769 realwest  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:19:38am

ARRGGGHH! I killed another thread!
(sniff - nope, brushed my teeth, showered, used deodorant, don't get it!)!

770 Achilles Tang  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:28:37am

re: #763 garden18

I do not see how it is ennobling to recognize your ancestor as a small creature living in premordial slime. Perhaps I misunderstood this quotation.

Misunderstood is not the right term. Not Understood is more appropriate.

Your problem is that you have no sense of wonder at how the universe actually works, as opposed to how you think it should work; and you have no sense of humility.

771 Conservative in Liberal Hands  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:34:50am

re: #769 realwest

RW - Don't fret, killing threads is my job...

It seems as if Urban Windmills are just another Urban Myth

Small wind turbines attached to individual homes work fine unless you have lousy wind.

That's the upshot of a multi-site study called the Warwick Microwind Trial project, a year-long survey on the performance of roof-mounted turbines done in the U.K. done by Encraft, a low-carbon technology consulting firm.

SNIP

But the Encraft study, which came out last month, found that many of the turbines didn't meet manufacturers claims for power generation. Some turbines needed to go offline at times because of technical problems or complaints over noise.

772 justabill  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 7:56:41am

re: #83 zombie

re: #70 Sharmuta

re: #72 Pvt Bin Jammin


Nah. I was just fishing around for a viable justification for my forgetting what day it was. I have been totally out of the loop for five days (check my comment history -- nada, didn't even have internet access). Where I was felt like jail, at least.

Don't take this wrong, but I was hoping for a report from a protest where the cops actually did something. Billy clubs, mass arrests, whinny moonbats calling their mothers from jail ect. Of course you being on the left coast, the likelihood of that is close to zero...

That being said, I am glad you didn't go to jail...

773 yochanan  Tue, Feb 10, 2009 8:05:25am

re: #745 Afrocity

No thanks. I grew up in Chicago so I know it pretty well. South side has no love in my heart. I am a Northside girl.

now that all the snow is melted on the northside (the mayor's snow removal plan is called spring) watch were you step lots of little gems around.


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