Obama’s Non-SOTU SOTU, Thread 2
A second thread since the first is already raging out of control…
So many smiling politicians as he makes his entrance. Now I’m becoming afraid.
A second thread since the first is already raging out of control…
So many smiling politicians as he makes his entrance. Now I’m becoming afraid.
4 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:01pm |
Is Obama's head swelling or are his ears getting smaller?
8 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:17pm |
why are they sucking up to him.
this is madness.
11 | Noam Sayin' Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:21pm |
I'll try that one again...
"What are you, a Congress or an oil painting?"
15 | Killgore Trout Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:26pm |
It's a clusterfuck. Nobody knows what order things are supposed to happen,
21 | CynicalConservative Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:46pm |
This is nauseating and he hasn't said anything yet.
23 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:50pm |
He's speaking to US! I'm so flattered.
26 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:05pm |
cheering the grifter who has done so much harm so quickly.
27 | jcm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:06pm |
Theme of the night...
From each according to their ability, to each according to their need.
29 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:09pm |
Hey, why shouldn't they all be so happy. A lot of their constituents just got paid. Big time.
32 | livefreeor die Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:15pm |
Is he signing autographs before or after his speech?
37 | jamgarr Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:28pm |
If you haven't been personally effected - we'll get to you.
40 | astronmr20 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:39pm |
I'm going to go work on preparing a batch of shitakke mushroom soup.
Whole mushrooms, halved, or blended?
Suggestions?
41 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:39pm |
Gah. I thought we only had to look at Obama. Biden and Pelosi, too. My eyes, my eyes...
47 | jaunte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:51pm |
Pelosi's blinkrate is pretty slow tonight. About one per second.
48 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:55pm |
49 | AmericanMe Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:57pm |
Can't he just STHU. Every time he open his mouth, the market tanks. My 401 can't take it anymore!
51 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:58pm |
SOMBER SOMBER SOMBER...now FOLLOW ME!
Good grief. Calamity but I am the answer!
55 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:08pm |
WE WILL REBUILD.
He's shouting it.
Very rehearsed.
58 | CynicalConservative Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:16pm |
Looks like Pelosi and Biden have "Stand and applaud" cue cards.
61 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:23pm |
Whoops, Nancy got caught flatfooted there.
65 | jamgarr Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:29pm |
66 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:32pm |
Source of sleepless nights, the dream that is now haning by a thread.
Good start/
68 | Crimsonfisted Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:35pm |
re: #40 astronmr20
I'm going to go work on preparing a batch of shitakke mushroom soup.
Whole mushrooms, halved, or blended?
Suggestions?
Split. Blend some and add whole or chopped at the end. Best of all worlds.
69 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:37pm |
"Crisis"- in the third sentence.
"weakened"
"We will rebuild, we will recover, and the UsA will reemerge stronger than ever."
/Not the way you want to do it, Barry
cheers
eon
70 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:42pm |
"Failed policies of the past administration" coming within 5 minutes.
71 | sphincter Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:44pm |
hey! He's growing a pencil thin Mustache.
didn't the last guy who implemented national socialism have a mustache?
72 | capitalist piglet Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:45pm |
Blaming Bush in five...four...three...
73 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:48pm |
The weight of this crisis will not determine the destiny of this nation.
74 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:00pm |
75 | aboo-Hoo-Hoo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:04pm |
76 | pink freud Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:06pm |
77 | Beach Lover Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:06pm |
well I guess I feel better now. He said it will be OK
78 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:09pm |
We will rebuild using the thing I am trying to destroy.
79 | astronmr20 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:10pm |
WTF does he mean by "re-build?" Re-build what? Did something fall down?
How about re-building the fucking WTC first?
80 | Killgore Trout Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:11pm |
re: #55 Charles
Pelosi and Biden started to stand before he even finished the line.
81 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:11pm |
82 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:12pm |
is throwing out the reagan patriotic stuff yet.
when has he ever acted like a conservative before.
what a phony jerk
84 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:15pm |
America greatest force for progress in human history... shouldn't he explain that to Michelle?!
85 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:16pm |
They are gonna need oxygen in the chambers, just like on airplanes. When the 0 comes into the room, just tug on the line, and breathe deeply.
86 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:26pm |
"The answers to our problems don't lie beyond our reach."
I wish my wallet was beyond your reach.
87 | noshariaincanada Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:27pm |
what a condescending, arrogant bastard
88 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:27pm |
WTF he's raising taxes on business...
Geez he just pulled a William Shatner...
89 | ted Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:29pm |
re: #73 Charles
The weight of this crisis will not determine the destiny of this nation.
Yea, right.
90 | cincinnati_kid37 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:31pm |
Maybe if Obama gives enough campaign speeches the economy will be fixed.
91 | CynicalConservative Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:33pm |
re: #80 Killgore Trout
Pelosi and Biden started to stand before he even finished the line.
Yep. Cue cards.
93 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:36pm |
If I wrote an opening sentence that bad, I'd roll in ashes and scourge myself.
94 | saberry0530 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:37pm |
re: #44 Killgore Trout
Count Pelosi's blinks.
143,255 ........143, 256 .......143,25 FUCK! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
95 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:37pm |
Take responsibility, but it wasn't YOUR fault that you defaulted, oh no, that was the big mean bankers who deceived you.
98 | astronmr20 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:45pm |
re: #68 Crimsonfisted
Split. Blend some and add whole or chopped at the end. Best of all worlds.
Then blended it is, which chopped added later.
99 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:45pm |
take responsibility for our future once more!
Yeah, shouldering future generations with ridiculous debt, that's responisble!
100 | Crimsonfisted Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:46pm |
102 | Sharmuta Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:47pm |
Take responsibility.....? He's stealing the right's platform.
106 | summergurl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:57pm |
Take responsibility?HA HA HA
He is all about BIG GOVERNMENT
107 | Dahveed Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:57pm |
Take responsibility. And if you can't the federal government will help you.
109 | J.S. Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:07pm |
Now he's going to blame Amerikkka...contrary to his protestations to the contrary.
110 | sphincter Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:13pm |
"I say this not to lay blame or look backwards...."
So he lays blame, then looks backwards...
114 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:17pm |
re: #85 CapeCoddah
They are gonna need oxygen in the chambers, just like on airplanes. When the 0 comes into the room, just tug on the line, and breathe deeply.
I don't think that's oxygen...
118 | Noam Sayin' Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:24pm |
Biden's blinking a lot, too.
I think they're sending coded messages.
119 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:25pm |
"Understanding how we arrived at this moment"
If most people had understood that last October, you'd be back in the Senate, Barry.
cheers
eon
121 | pink freud Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:30pm |
re: #102 Sharmuta
Take responsibility.....? He's stealing the right's platform.
Ha! I called it! :-)
123 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:31pm |
re: #36 snowcrash
Pelosi is doing the blinky thing again
I think she is an alien. No human needs to blink that much. One more facelift, and she will have to walk backwards to see where she is going.
125 | 2SoonOld2LateSmart Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:32pm |
Seems like 'reform' is going to get a lot of hits too.
126 | cincinnati_kid37 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:32pm |
re: #87 noshariaincanada
what a condescending, arrogant bastard
Cut him a break; All he knows how to do is talk.
133 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:52pm |
I've taped a piece of paper over Pelosi's face.
134 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:53pm |
135 | JacksonTn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:54pm |
137 | CynicalConservative Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:00pm |
138 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:01pm |
More regulations, yeah, that's the answer!
139 | saberry0530 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:06pm |
140 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:07pm |
Regulations that barney frank fought tooth and nail
141 | Syrah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:08pm |
re: #102 Sharmuta
Take responsibility.....? He's stealing the right's platform.
He is only mouthing it.
To him, its just words on a teleprompter.
142 | aboo-Hoo-Hoo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:12pm |
Energy dependence.
We won't drill here. But...
Regulations were gutted.
Bad owners.
143 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:14pm |
I need another beer. Pelosi is starting to look sexy.
145 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:19pm |
re: #118 Noam Sayin'
Biden's blinking a lot, too.
I think they're sending coded messages.
Anyone know Morse code?
146 | BlueCanuck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:19pm |
Did he just blame the banks for all the bad loans? WTF?
148 | jcm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:21pm |
Bush tried to strengthen the reg.
Barney Frank's committee blocked
150 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:21pm |
Banks and lenders were forced to lend people $ thanks to dems.
151 | astronmr20 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:24pm |
i cant watch this anymore.
"Wealth to the wealthy..."
153 | LionofDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:26pm |
The problem with Obama, like most pampered, precocious celebrities of nominal intelligence and few accomplishments, is that he honestly believes his own press releases.
154 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:26pm |
John Bohenner needs to lay off the tanning bed!
155 | Killian Bundy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:26pm |
Is he complaining about excessive spending?
/what balls
156 | The Shadow Do Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:33pm |
We are the one's (thieves, crooks, liars) we've been waiting for!
- Barack Obama, address to congress 02-24-2009
157 | rawmuse Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:35pm |
Banks "pushed" those loans on the borrowers, even tho' had they not, the borrowers would have sued them and won.
158 | jones Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:38pm |
Does anyone else sometimes wish they could turn their brain off and join the cult?
Eternal sunshine is hard to resist.
159 | JacksonTn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:40pm |
re: #143 NYCHardhat
I need another beer. Pelosi is starting to look sexy.
eeeewwwwwwww ....stop it ....
163 | sphincter Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:50pm |
He is wearing a nice suit and tie.
Everything else sucks.
164 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:51pm |
What, is this a replay from Pass this stimulus bill!
166 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:54pm |
Now is the time to act boldly and wisely...
...which is why he should resign.
167 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:55pm |
Whoa, Pelosi's blinking is revving up.
Impressive.
168 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:59pm |
Who force the banks to push "affordable" loans Obamassiah? Dodd and Lisspy Boy!
169 | pink freud Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:02pm |
170 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:02pm |
"People bought homes they couldn't afford, helped by banks and lenders"
/Who made those loans under CRA- which you helped create, President Unicorn Guy.
cheers
eon
171 | strikefo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:06pm |
he doesn't believe in bigger government. wooh that's a relief!
172 | Racer X Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:06pm |
173 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:08pm |
174 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:09pm |
"Regulations were gutted for the sake of a quick profit"
Umm...no
176 | astronmr20 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:11pm |
Pelosi looks like she's about to jump out of her seat.
180 | MandyManners Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:13pm |
"A new foundation for lasting prosperity"?
He's a fucking Commie.
I can't watch. I'm going back to watching HC about Krakatoa.
182 | capitalist piglet Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:14pm |
He doesn't believe in bigger government.
SNORT.
183 | Crimsonfisted Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:17pm |
re: #143 NYCHardhat
I need another beer. Pelosi is starting to look sexy.
There isn't enough brain bleach for that comment! EWWWWWW! :)
186 | livefreeor die Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:23pm |
Has he announced the formation of the first galactic empire yet?
187 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:26pm |
190 | rawmuse Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:30pm |
A torrent of untruths have already been uttered by this asshole.
191 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:36pm |
There it is. "The debt we inherited." It's Bush's fault.
192 | sphincter Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:37pm |
re: #152 cronus
He's viewing porn on his blackberry. The G3 is the bomb
195 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:38pm |
So Stimulating...............
Liar, Liar..."I don't" believe in big government.....
196 | cronus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:42pm |
re: #154 teleskiguy
John Bohenner needs to lay off the tanning bed!
He's a candidate for the next episode of Intervention
197 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:43pm |
Pelosi's not really blinking. The carefully calculated tension in her facial skin occasionally causes involuntary eye closure.
198 | summergurl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:44pm |
re: #143 NYCHardhat
I need another beer. Pelosi is starting to look sexy.
I almost down dinged you for that one - near puking
200 | capitalist piglet Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:46pm |
"...that we inherited" - but of course!
201 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:50pm |
Bail out the people who bought the BIG HOUSES...
Star Trek reference again, BOLDLY GO --------------> AWAY!
Take action, right off the cliff...
204 | snowcrash Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:53pm |
re: #175 GOPManHatTanIte
Of course! They are playing OBINGO too.
207 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:02pm |
he has to steal the right's platform.
everyone is realizing the left's platform is one of doom.
he is a hideous turn coat.
208 | IslandLibertarian Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:13pm |
failure to act would have saved TRILLIONS!
209 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:19pm |
This is a freeking replay, guys. Nothing new here, move along.
210 | Beach Lover Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:19pm |
whose the idiot lady standing in the bak on the pubbie side?
211 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:20pm |
Save or create 3.5 jobs. Another thing no one can verify.
214 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:23pm |
"SAVE or create"... jobs - can't prove I am WRONG!
215 | astronmr20 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:23pm |
That's right, stay down republicans. Asses in seats. Do not clap.
217 | jake341 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:27pm |
re: #143 NYCHardhat
try staight everclear. That'll fix that...
218 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:28pm |
I still want to know how he can identify 'saved jobs'.
219 | Lawrior Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:29pm |
What is Biden looking at? Who is texting him now?
220 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:29pm |
How many Big Lies so far?
predatory lenders
don't believe in bigger government
regulations gutted for quick profit
221 | sphincter Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:32pm |
My daughter just noticed that this looks more like an SNL skit than an actual Address
224 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:39pm |
I've been laying broadband, all the live long day.
226 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:40pm |
Ladies and Gentlemen, please observe your first Affirmative Action President, Attorney General and Congress in action.
227 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:41pm |
57 cops in Minneapolis... uh, how'd that happen? No funds have been disbursed yet.
228 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:41pm |
90% of these jobs in the private sector? Hmm. If you consider the government private, then we're all in a lot of trouble!
229 | saberry0530 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:41pm |
re: #197 Charles
Pelosi's not really blinking. The carefully calculated tension in her facial skin occasionally causes involuntary eye closure.
Botox Reactionary Syndrome
233 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:43pm |
234 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:46pm |
"American Recovery and Reinvestment Act is now law"
Big hooping deal. National Recovery Act redux.
/It didn't work either.
cheers
eon
235 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:50pm |
Pelosi's smiling a lot more these days.
237 | Attaboid Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:51pm |
Pelosi claps her hands quicker than she blinks her eyes.
238 | sjbroccoli Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:52pm |
How did you forget "save or create" in the drinking game... notice all the jobs he's saving are union..... and I'm a teacher
240 | Gus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:56pm |
Maybe if we play his speech backwards it will make sense.
243 | 2SoonOld2LateSmart Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:02pm |
Windmills and solar panels.
/and backup power plants for when the sun don't shine or the wind don't blow
246 | jorline Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:04pm |
He's down to 3,500,000 jobs. We've lost a half a million already?
249 | Sharmuta Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:10pm |
Minneapolis' problem is it's a city run exclusively by democrats.
250 | Aviator Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:11pm |
re: #123 CapeCoddah
I think she is an alien. No human needs to blink that much. One more facelift, and she will have to walk backwards to see where she is going.
One more facelift and she will have a goatee.
251 | snowcrash Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:19pm |
Tax cut to 95% of families.....2 more till bingo!
252 | kahall Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:22pm |
@ $13 a week. Thanks but that won't cover the increase I get to start paying the same day for smokes.
253 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:26pm |
Whooo hoooo $13 extra a week! Thank ya Massa! Thank ya!
255 | astronmr20 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:29pm |
How the hell does a flower salesman go about getting a job installing solar panels?
This is such bullshit.
256 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:31pm |
Wow...57 cops in Minneapolis didn't get laid off.
Of course, they'll get laid off next year, when the federal grant isn't renewed...
258 | Dahveed Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:36pm |
I wonder if these are the same jobs that Caterpillar promised to keep.
263 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:48pm |
265 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:49pm |
re: #183 Crimsonfisted
There isn't enough brain bleach for that comment! EWWWWWW! :)
Sorry, i'm drunk.
266 | J.S. Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:49pm |
the Zero doesn't create jobs, he saves jobs! (yeah, sure, tell us another one).
267 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:54pm |
re: #235 Charles
Wouldn't you be smiling if your mice got saved.
268 | jcm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:57pm |
re: #206 Sharmuta
Speaker Blinky seems pleased with herself.
It's that warm squishy feeling..........
270 | Racer X Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:58pm |
271 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:59pm |
Just "some" are skeptical about the plan. Try the majority.
272 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:00pm |
Oh yeah Joe is gonna get it right! What a JOKE! He is mocking the American people.
273 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:00pm |
BIDEN is an OVERSEER? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
275 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:06pm |
Biden's doing his scheduled bit. Did you see how he looked up right before it?
277 | Crimsonfisted Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:09pm |
re: #190 rawmuse
A torrent of untruths have already been uttered by this asshole.
Harvey Korman himself couldn't have said it better himself.
280 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:12pm |
281 | Neo Con since 9-11 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:14pm |
re: #205 Afrocity
Don't rise Republicans
Please tell me McCain is staying glued to his seat. If not I'm really going to be sick.
285 | Kreuzueber Halbmond Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:21pm |
Don't mess with Joe. His hair might come unplugged.
288 | CynicalConservative Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:22pm |
"Nobody messes with Joe" Pulheezze...
290 | sphincter Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:26pm |
Damn straight we're skeptical.
Oh, Biden's got the ball? Sure, then we're going to be alright.
/running outside to throw up in my neighbors bushes
292 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:29pm |
$2500 tax credit for four years of college?
That wouldn't have paid my tuition for one semester, in a two-year program, in 1976.
/$4500/semester
cheers
eon
297 | Racer X Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:39pm |
299 | cincinnati_kid37 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:41pm |
re: #15 Killgore Trout
It's a clusterfuck. Nobody knows what order things are supposed to happen,
That's not all they don't know.
301 | bellamags Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:43pm |
303 | jorline Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:46pm |
Joe has a very large shot glass in front of him.
304 | hepcat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:49pm |
From the American Spectator and ATR.org,
Play O-Bingo now!
[Link: spectator.org...]
305 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:49pm |
Another oversight, another committee, no one messes with Joe............
Obama is the school teacher, the judge, jury, exectutioner...
/puke
306 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:50pm |
Oh a new website. That will keep everything in check./
307 | Killian Bundy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:50pm |
95% of you will see a tax cut on April 1st.
YEAH, WOO HOO, $13 WHOLE DOLLARS A WEEK!
/don't spend it all in one place
308 | CynicalConservative Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:52pm |
309 | Digital Display Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:52pm |
I'm looking for the button on the remote that blocks out Pelosi on the TV..
Gak!
311 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:56pm |
312 | sjbroccoli Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:57pm |
can the new inspector general call out recovery.gov as the first waste of money?
313 | powerplay Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:57pm |
Did Obama just say he doesn't believe in big government?
315 | jones Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:00pm |
What if you catch a cabinet member not paying taxes?
Then what?
316 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:00pm |
HEY ferret out waste, take away Air Force One from the ONE...
317 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:04pm |
He was checking his Blackberry earlier to see how long before his cue.
318 | Bobblehead Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:05pm |
re: #249 Sharmuta
Minneapolis' problem is it's a city run exclusively by democrats.
Any city run by Dems is a problem. I live in one.
320 | summergurl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:07pm |
A new website so Americans can find out? Yeah right just like the stimulus plan being posted.
322 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:14pm |
The stock markets are closed, right? I don't feel like seeing another 200 point downfall.
323 | JacksonTn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:14pm |
re: #293 summergurl
Nobody messes with Joe? WTF?
Is he talking Joe the Plumber or Joe the Hair Plug? not watching ...
324 | CynicalConservative Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:15pm |
re: #292 eon
$2500 tax credit for four years of college?
That wouldn't have paid my tuition for one semester, in a two-year program, in 1976.
/$4500/semester
cheers
eon
Wouldn't even buy books today.
326 | Cygnus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:18pm |
re: #296 RightLogic
Biden is German for schmuck.
'Biden' and 'bidet' are different by only one letter.
327 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:20pm |
Even is we do it flawlessly there is a 30% chance we will get it WRONG.
-Joe the overseer biden
328 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:20pm |
329 | phillygirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:21pm |
Who is this creative Inspector General anyway?
331 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:23pm |
and at the end of an hour, he will once again have said nothing.
absolutely NOTHING.
333 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:26pm |
My money is being spent on the federal project to prop up Joe's ego.
334 | Colonel Panik Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:27pm |
I'm am really glad I'm not watching this. The textual descriptions alone are enough to churn my stomach.
336 | AmericanMe Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:29pm |
How many times will he say, "let me be clear?"
337 | kulthur Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:29pm |
why is the vice president being put in charge of spending the enormous amount of money - the socializing amount of money - that the president and his party are advocating?
/unitary executive?
338 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:32pm |
re: #284 Charles
So rehearsed this is.
NO. It is spontaneous camaraderie, which shows us what regular folks they are. You must believe this. You must.
339 | Syrah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:35pm |
Nobody messes with Joe because they are worried that he will stick them with the bar tab.
340 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:38pm |
342 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:39pm |
re: #322 Wyatt Earp
The stock markets are closed, right? I don't feel like seeing another 200 point downfall.
Tomorrow it will be below 7000.
343 | jorline Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:40pm |
And the Oscar goes to...............................
344 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:46pm |
you can rely on our financial system
OK, time to hoarde materials, canned goods, weapons...
345 | Gus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:51pm |
OK. Fired up CNN. Hmm, kind of looks like a high school play.
346 | Caliredst8r Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:54pm |
re: #186 livefreeor die
Has he announced the formation of the first galactic empire yet?
Attention all planets of the Solar Federation, attention all planets of the Solar Federation, we have assumed control, we have assumed control, we have assumed control!
347 | JacksonTn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:54pm |
re: #334 Colonel Panik
I'm am really glad I'm not watching this. The textual descriptions alone are enough to churn my stomach.
I hear ya brother ...
349 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:56pm |
It would be great if Pelosi pulled out a nail file.
351 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:01pm |
Here comes his reason to take over the banks...
352 | Crimsonfisted Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:02pm |
353 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:02pm |
357 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:15pm |
He talks like he has always known how capitalism works. Too late.
358 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:16pm |
Michelle Obama is not a handsome woman. Sorry, but it's true.
359 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:17pm |
Getting fucking loans is how we fucking got here in the first place.
So let's do some more.
360 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:18pm |
Suddenly this guy decided he is a economic genius.
361 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:20pm |
Yes Barry, we understand how credit works. Now tell us why the banks made so many bad loans.
362 | strikefo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:21pm |
"so little confidence"
maybe because you aren't confident about anything.
364 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:34pm |
re: #349 HelloDare
It would be great if Pelosi pulled out a nail file.
...or knitting needles and a ball of yarn.
367 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:43pm |
Hillary looks like she just rolled out of bed.
370 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:44pm |
He stumbles over words. Can this guy ever be natural? So scripted.
371 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:49pm |
Families can't afford to buy homes....
EXACTLY what got us in this mess....
372 | cozmos Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:50pm |
Banks are scared to lend money to people that have a proven record that they won't pay it back. Is that what he is talking about?
374 | BatGuano Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:51pm |
re: #328 NJDhockeyfan
NO he's confusing it with, "Don't mess with Bill". Mary Wells I think?
375 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:52pm |
It's like they're standing on the deck of a sinking ship and applauding.
376 | strikefo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:54pm |
how about we stop getting loans, and actually save up for shit until we can buy it?
377 | Buffalo Fats Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:55pm |
I'm finding comfort cuddling with my gold and 5.56NATO.
380 | snowcrash Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:57pm |
Flow of credit is how we got in trouble in the first place. BTW I get new credit card solicitations almost every day. Banks will lend, they just want people who will pay back.
382 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:02pm |
384 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:04pm |
More loans to people who cannot afford things......great
385 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:05pm |
re: #367 Occasional Reader
Hillary looks like she just rolled out of bed.
She always looks like that, and never appears clean.
386 | Colonel Panik Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:06pm |
re: #322 Wyatt Earp
The stock markets are closed, right? I don't feel like seeing another 200 point downfall.
Oh...just wait for the morning. Killian Bundy said on the #1 thread Geitner is supposed to start yapping again tomorrow.
387 | Killian Bundy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:07pm |
re: #216 Tarkus289
Exactly how do you count a saved job?
Everything that comes out of his mouth is so much bull[expletive deleted].
/how do you think he got elected?
388 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:08pm |
389 | Ziggy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:10pm |
390 | Gus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:11pm |
Holy smokes... does this mean Fannie Mae is going to go into the auto loan business?
393 | Racer X Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:13pm |
re: #366 aboo-Hoo-Hoo
MORE Credit!
Yea!
Its like they have no clue that CREDIT is what caused this freaking mess.
394 | summergurl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:15pm |
395 | Pvt Bin Jammin Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:16pm |
That's the second time he's mentioned entrepreneurs.
396 | Lawrior Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:16pm |
Correction: "That is why this administration is moving swiftly to dry up credit and slow down this economy"
Those clauses were out of order.
397 | mfarmer1 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:17pm |
This isn't Presidential. This is a campaign speech and/or fodder for wonks.
398 | Attaboid Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:23pm |
re: #358 Wyatt Earp
Michelle Obama is not a handsome woman. Sorry, but it's true.
That's Pelosi you're looking at.
399 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:25pm |
Who are the Republicans that are standing and applauding?! I want names!
400 | Dianna Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:26pm |
re: #359 unclassifiable
Getting fucking loans is how we fucking got here in the first place.
So let's do some more.
"That didn't work, so let's do it some more!"
It only works in politics and social policy. Well, it doesn't work, but that never seems to stop politicians.
402 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:29pm |
Ah, only responsible families... and how does that work?
403 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:32pm |
Everyone with a mortgage should go to their bank tomorrow and demand a lower rate.
405 | Vicious Babushka Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:36pm |
408 | Crimsonfisted Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:43pm |
409 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:43pm |
410 | aboo-Hoo-Hoo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:48pm |
We're going to break into your house and help you live with your new neighbors.
411 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:49pm |
415 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:02pm |
He's full of shit on the mortgage rates. They are low but he had nothing to do with it.
416 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:05pm |
re: #386 Colonel Panik
Oh...just wait for the morning. Killian Bundy said on the #1 thread Geitner is supposed to start yapping again tomorrow.
And Panik will ensue!
420 | Colonel Panik Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:11pm |
re: #358 Wyatt Earp
Michelle Obama is not a handsome woman. Sorry, but it's true.
I'm going to be less polite. That woman's been hit with the ugly stick. Numerous times.
421 | bellamags Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:12pm |
full force of the federal government? WTF?
FORCE?
423 | Buffalo Fats Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:17pm |
Won't help people who bought homes the can't afford.
Will help people who OWN homes they can't afford.
425 | JacksonTn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:19pm |
re: #410 aboo-Hoo-Hoo
We're going to break into your house and help you live with your new neighbors.
Dr. Zhivago ...
426 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:19pm |
$2000 per year on their mortgage? Boy, I could buy a lot of whiskey with 2 grand! It'll help...
428 | Cygnus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:24pm |
Coming up soon - the First and Only Bank of America.
429 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:25pm |
432 | jamgarr Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:28pm |
We will force you to have confidence - interesting concept
433 | Sharmuta Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:28pm |
They think they can legislate bank confidence in risky consumers? Wow
434 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:28pm |
re: #300 Attaboid
Mess with JOE?
If The One really thought this would work, egotist that he is, he'd be running it up front and in person so he didn't have to share the credit. What's going to happen is he's going to micromanage it from behind the curtain, with Plugs up front to take the fall when the economy finally does tank. He then throws Plugs under the bus and gets a new Veep for 2012.
/Very Nixonian of him- not that I'm surprised
cheers
eon
436 | Racer X Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:36pm |
438 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:38pm |
re: #380 snowcrash
Flow of credit is how we got in trouble in the first place. BTW I get new credit card solicitations almost every day. Banks will lend, they just want people who will pay back.
Same here. I even get emails from Bank of America "reminding" me to use my credit card (probably because it has a zero balance).
439 | Vicious Babushka Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:39pm |
What happened to the live feed? I can't even get the rooster crowing.
440 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:39pm |
Nancy is smiling -- no...I think she has gas. What is that expression?
441 | The Shadow Do Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:40pm |
I need a new car. Obama is first gonna make it for me and then he will give me the money to buy it.
Never thought this would be so easy. Hell, I may buy two cars.
442 | kateca Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:40pm |
443 | Dahveed Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:43pm |
And all of you "rich" people making $75K have the pleasure of paying for all of this.
You lucky devils.
444 | Crimsonfisted Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:45pm |
re: #364 NJDhockeyfan
...or knitting needles and a ball of yarn.
Well if Harry pulled out a ball of yarn and then Pelosi could bat it around, and then Harry was distracted by a shiny object....
446 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:50pm |
447 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:52pm |
re: #420 Colonel Panik
I'm going to be less polite. That woman's been hit with the ugly stick. Numerous times.
I want to know who dresses her. Mr. Blackwell is rolling over in his grave.
448 | strikefo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:30:58pm |
oh no the republicans stood up that time.. i don't like it.
450 | phillygirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:00pm |
Define "responsible homeowners." With mortgages costing three to four thousand a month, saving $2,000 per year is peanuts.......
451 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:01pm |
re: #397 mfarmer1
This isn't Presidential. This is a campaign speech and/or fodder for wonks.
He has not give anything other than a campaign speech.
452 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:04pm |
It is ALL the bank's fault! YEAH!
EVIL RICH WHITE MAN!
453 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:05pm |
Wasn't this speech supposed to be Reagan-like? Haven't even seen a hint of that.
456 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:12pm |
Message to bank -- go out of business now or be my bitch.
457 | Pianobuff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:15pm |
460 | CynicalConservative Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:18pm |
461 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:20pm |
I like free money! Where's my free money! Damn it! I want some security for my reckless decisions!
Crisis Counter 8
462 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:21pm |
Stop with the standing ovations, please! Economically, our country is going down the terlet.
463 | kahall Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:21pm |
Great. Tell my banker how to run his business. That makes me feel so much better.
465 | bellamags Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:23pm |
466 | J.S. Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:26pm |
"more lending for the American taxpayer..." yeah, ok, sooo, and who's paying for this? the next generation?
467 | Cygnus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:27pm |
Where is the Applause light? I can't see it anywhere.
468 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:28pm |
Evil bankers must die! Kill them all! Class warfare!
469 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:28pm |
Shhhh, I am waiting to hear the part about reparations /
471 | jonathan1984 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:34pm |
re: #397 mfarmer1
It's the Permanent Campaign, all over again.
473 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:37pm |
Some cheap shots at CEOs. Good for a round of applause.
474 | TheMatrix31 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:40pm |
Hooray! Let's blame corporations and CEOs!
475 | strikefo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:40pm |
those evil CEOs... this asshat went on a 3 day weekend to chicago to washington and back again at the cost of millions
477 | Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret) Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:42pm |
re: #358 Wyatt Earp
Michelle Obama is not a handsome woman. Sorry, but it's true.
She looked better before the sex change operation...
478 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:44pm |
Ahh now he nationalizes the workforce, executives and payscales.
481 | Lawrior Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:47pm |
No more disappearing on a private jet because nobody will be able to afford one.
482 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:50pm |
484 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:52pm |
re: #392 kahall
Loans. Don't those have to be paid back?
Silly...you just borrow more money to pay it.
Works fine for Venezuela...
485 | bellamags Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:53pm |
486 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:53pm |
re: #437 Wishing
Yes.... blah... blah... blah... bullshit... yada .... yada... yada....
487 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:55pm |
Gee...who paid for Nancy's trip oversees to get a prize? Did she take a private jet?
488 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:58pm |
They should give Pelosi a phone book to sit on.
489 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:03pm |
re: #473 Charles
Some cheap shots at CEOs. Good for a round of applause.
I thought they got so rich by working hard, but what do I know?
491 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:06pm |
"And this time, they will have to account to the American Taxpayer......."
I'm tired of hearing this crap......what are they gonna do....have Barney Frank bugger the bank CEO's?
492 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:08pm |
Let's live in a credit-based society and all go broke together!
Ooh...eeeevil bankers leaving the country on private jets. I bet they have names like Goldstein.
/
493 | Ziggy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:09pm |
Private jet days are over? Tell Speaker Bela Lugosi
494 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:10pm |
re: #473 Charles
Some cheap shots at CEOs. Good for a round of applause.
But dont look into my helicopters please
495 | aboo-Hoo-Hoo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:11pm |
We'll print more money!
cool
A decade of theft!
Great.
496 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:12pm |
You heard it people, the days of fancy drapes are OVER!
497 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:13pm |
Disappear on a private jet? Fuckin that's all you've been doing Barry! You've put more miles on Air Force One than any president in their first month, EVER! You're such a hypocrite!
498 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:13pm |
re: #473 Charles
Some cheap shots at CEOs. Good for a round of applause.
And makes me think of Hugo Chavez.
500 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:17pm |
Crap!
I should have recorded this for replay next year.
502 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:20pm |
tell us how much you got from fannie may and freddie mac.
almost as much as dodd.
503 | jorline Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:25pm |
Are the days over for politician lining their pockets?
504 | bellamags Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:26pm |
505 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:29pm |
How far down with the Stock Market go tomorrow?
508 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:32pm |
509 | Killian Bundy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:33pm |
re: #321 jcm
First step? ? ?
WE ARE SO FUCKED
The banks are going to cost about $2 trillion.
/unfortunately, it has to be done or we'll never get out of this, I just wish they'd come announce a concrete plan and get on with it
511 | Gus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:35pm |
Yeah, let's help destroy the private jet industry. So what if people lose there jobs when Cessna goes out of business.
512 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:37pm |
re: #389 Ziggy
And I bet it won't be enjoyable
That's because he won't respect us in the morning and he doesn't respect us now.
513 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:37pm |
514 | Colonel Panik Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:40pm |
First, there was Tickle Me Elmo. Next year's big Christmas toy will be Bail Me Out Obama.
515 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:40pm |
"Disappear on a private jet- those days are over."
The One, however, reserves the right to "escape" the White House whenever he doesn't actually want to work.
/Which will be frequently, I suspect.
cheers
eon
517 | IslandLibertarian Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:43pm |
no private jets............
what else?
COMMIE!
518 | snowcrash Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:44pm |
The camera angle isnt showing if the Repubs are sitting for calls for more spending.
520 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:52pm |
522 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:59pm |
I refuse to let that happen so here come the taxes!
525 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:03pm |
Banks are evil, but I am here to help them. WTF?
528 | phillygirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:04pm |
Can we fire a few feds? Heaven forbid. And no more private jet rides for anyone else but me......
529 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:07pm |
Cheap shots about the banks he knows DAMN well why ...
530 | peter griffin Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:09pm |
fancy drapes and private jets?
ummm...isn't obama guilty of this as well? (helicopters)
534 | summergurl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:20pm |
Arlen should be sitting on the Dems side---traitor
535 | Sharmuta Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:20pm |
Don't yield to the politics of the moment?! That's all democrats do!
536 | Pianobuff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:21pm |
You get the feeling he's really trying hard to be emphatic in a Clinton-like way? Listen to how he's uncomfortably hitting certain words.
537 | aboo-Hoo-Hoo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:21pm |
Leave, solve the problem.
Quit.
Anything!
538 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:22pm |
o are you going to cap your pal, clooney's salary.
541 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:28pm |
Sense of responsibility: see frivilios spending
542 | bellamags Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:28pm |
543 | brent Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:30pm |
What book is Pelosi reading? Is it the owner's manual to her jet? How to win friends and influence the little people?
Acorn Shill.
544 | Charles Johnson Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:30pm |
"I promise you -- I get it!"
Should have been followed with a big wink and thumbs-up.
545 | Gus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:31pm |
I will not spend a single penny... blah, blah, blah.
More lies.
546 | musicman21 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:32pm |
If I were a member of Congress I would hate the addresses from the President...to much standing and sitting. Like going to a Catholic service.
547 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:32pm |
"In a time of crisis, we cannot afford to govern out of anger"
No, you just let everyone else do it for you.
cheers
eon
548 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:40pm |
He jumps from banks to Wall Street mid-sentence? This guy has NO idea what he is doing or saying.
549 | Killian Bundy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:40pm |
550 | Cygnus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:42pm |
'Govern with a sense of responsibility' - let's see some, Obamessiah.
551 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:45pm |
re: #493 Ziggy
Private jet days are over? Tell Speaker Bela Lugosi
Maybe he should let Air Force One have a little rest.
552 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:45pm |
554 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:49pm |
When will he mention saving the children?
557 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:52pm |
I'll do everything to help the small business that can't pay it's workers... um, what if that business is going under because it isn't very good at what it does?
559 | bellamags Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:56pm |
560 | The Shadow Do Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:56pm |
Down with Wall Street investors! Off with their heads!
561 | Lee Coller Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:58pm |
re: #539 strikefo
where's rick santelli when you need him?
The republicans should have gotten him to do the rebuttal.
564 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:06pm |
re: #544 Charles
"I promise you -- I get it!"
Should have been followed with a big wink and thumbs-up.
"and I WON!"
565 | Colonel Panik Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:08pm |
re: #491 LionOfDixon
"And this time, they will have to account to the American Taxpayer......."
I'm tired of hearing this crap......what are they gonna do....have Barney Frank bugger the bank CEO's?
Barney Fwank is buggering the whole damned country.
BOHICA!
566 | Gus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:08pm |
That young family can buy a new home...
With NO money down!
567 | Hugh_Mon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:09pm |
re: #452 Wishing
It is ALL the bank's fault! YEAH!
EVIL RICH WHITE MAN!
Mark my words, when this fails, and it will. It will be evil rich Jooooooooooooish bankers who are at fault. Dear leader knows how to deal with them. Rev. wrong schooled him wright.
568 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:10pm |
Platitudes....like he is more resposible then GWB.
Oh, Preacher mode coming one...the accents are changing.
And if the banks are torn apart by these geniuses, who will loan the money?
569 | powerplay Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:11pm |
'I'm going to hold these banks accountable'
How are you going to do that Obama? Wag your finger very sternly in another speech 3 weeks from now and say the same thing?
570 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:12pm |
"It's not about helping bankers, its about helping people."
Aren't bankers people too?
571 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:17pm |
News flash to the Obamassiah: The only command authority you have is over the military. Beyond that, your just another politician.
572 | Pianobuff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:17pm |
He sounds like he's reading a bedtime story to 8 year olds.
574 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:21pm |
re: #349 HelloDare
It would be great if Pelosi pulled out a nail file.
And jabbed herself in the eye?
575 | sjbroccoli Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:22pm |
Has the white house eliminated a single wasteful job yet? cut a single dollar? i haven't heard of anything.
576 | AmericanMe Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:29pm |
I really wish he'd lose that smug look on his face!
579 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:31pm |
does he really, really believe his own bullshit?
580 | Wishing Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:33pm |
I wonder how many jobs the guy who lost his mortgage can give to others?
583 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:39pm |
This economy will recover or I'll kill my little girl's new puppy.
584 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:41pm |
The longer Obama speaks, the less intelligent the American people become.
585 | bellamags Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:43pm |
587 | Natasha Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:45pm |
Can we make it a drinking thread? We take a drink every time he tells a lie... Never mind, we'll all end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning...
589 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:52pm |
590 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:54pm |
re: #491 LionOfDixon
"And this time, they will have to account to the American Taxpayer......."
I'm tired of hearing this crap......what are they gonna do....have Barney Frank bugger the bank CEO's?
The way they were destroyed, it appears he already did that.
592 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:56pm |
Oh boy, more legislation for more regulation.
We're fucked.
593 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:57pm |
HAHAHAHAHA he thinks he can control the recession! Put that into LAW!
594 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:57pm |
595 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:58pm |
Ya people, it's about helping people! You mean dirty republicans just want to hurt people and I just want to help them!
Bend over fellow conservatives, this is gonna happen and I fear with no lube!
596 | hippieforlife Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:59pm |
Apparently he does not think that bankers are people!
He has a really strange way of inspiring hope.
597 | Ziggy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:59pm |
re: #512 Who Watches the Watchmen?
That's because he won't respect us in the morning and he doesn't respect us now.
Will he at least tell us he loves us and when he's about to blow his load in our face?
598 | albusteve Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:01pm |
we are fucked...our president is a liar...listen to the applause
600 | IslandLibertarian Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:05pm |
I've never bought a new car..............bad investment............
601 | Sharmuta Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:07pm |
If they want us to go out and spend money- they should have just cut everyone a big check instead of this shell game.
603 | Gretchen G.Tiger Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:09pm |
Hello Late Evening Lizards! It wasn't too bad in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland today. Cold with a little ice.
I managed to avoid the news today and the SOTU. I watched some C-SPAN early in the morning. DID YOU know that Ken Burns is coming out with a new series --the History of the National Parks. It is suppossed to air this Fall.
How are you-all and what are we talking about?
605 | eon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:13pm |
"Confidence will return, and our economy will recover"
About the time you join Jimmah and Bill on the rubber-chicken circuit, Barry.
cheers
eon
606 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:15pm |
607 | cozmos Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:19pm |
And all this time I thought Barry boy was sitting down.
610 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:23pm |
It's about the 700bn the Rs gave to their constituents "balanced" by the 800bn given to the Ds constituents.
Oh BTW that is or money.
BTW also, constituents means well connected political contributors.
611 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:24pm |
Common sense rules of the road: see print more money
612 | Cygnus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:26pm |
Stretch Pelosi is smiling again. I need to get some more eye bleach.
613 | MarkX Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:27pm |
re: #593 Right mind left
HAHAHAHAHA he thinks he can control the recession! Put that into LAW!
Well, he'll just outlaw recession!
614 | strikefo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:27pm |
"revive our economy in the short term"
the money isn't spent for 2 years.
615 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:33pm |
re: #572 Pianobuff
He sounds like he's reading a bedtime story to 8 year olds.
that;s what he thinks american citizens are.
616 | brent Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:33pm |
He was pretty comfortable with saying it was going to be, yes, more than we've already asked for.
I guess it doesn't matter, keep on printing it Barry. Put duckies on some of it and call 'em bazillion dollar bills. I'll use them to clean my cat's collective asses.
617 | badtemper Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:35pm |
does anyone think that Jindal will hand O his ass?
618 | Neo Con since 9-11 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:37pm |
Lowering interest rates = Rising inflation = your savings go poof
619 | Who Watches the Watchmen? Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:37pm |
So this is how liberty dies--with thunderous applause.
621 | bellamags Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:42pm |
622 | Pianobuff Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:48pm |
I think we're going to hear about windmills now.
623 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:48pm |
Lyrics to a song called "Free Money" by Verbal Abuse
I don't want your problem
Sopping all the time
I can't even go
When I don't even have the time
I want everything and every thing wants me
I want everything and every thing comes out of me
I want free money
Life is slavery working 9 to 5
Waste your time working
You might as well die
624 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:49pm |
Funny...until they showed Michelle Obama, I thought Imelda Marcos was the epitome of haughty arrogance.
628 | Bobblehead Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:53pm |
re: #474 TheMatrix31
Hooray! Let's blame corporations and CEOs!
Yes. Let's blame the people who employ us. Wait! I forgot. We can all work for the government.
629 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:54pm |
631 | snowcrash Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:56pm |
Aint nothing big goverment and spending cant fix./
632 | HelloDare Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:57pm |
He'll make the recession last longer and get credit for making it end.
636 | summergurl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:01pm |
re: #572 Pianobuff
He sounds like he's reading a bedtime story to 8 year olds.
It's all the Obama voters watching - he is using less syllables
637 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:03pm |
"So, this is how freedom ends, with thunderous applause." - Padme Amidala
639 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:08pm |
I don't identify with Obama. I don't as an American. I don't as an African American. This guy is full of shit. No bones about it.
640 | azcon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:09pm |
I can't bring myself to watch live, so I'll watch vicariously through all of your comments.
641 | bcgirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:12pm |
liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar ,,,, just says what he thinks we want/need to hear liar liar liar liar liar,, you did not inherite this crisis crisis crisis crisis YOU created it no hope only FEAR
643 | IslandLibertarian Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:16pm |
cut capital gains taxes and watch the magic happen
644 | strikefo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:18pm |
does this guy even know what the hell he's saying, or does he just get the speech from the aide, and go "hmm.. ok looks good."
648 | phillygirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:28pm |
But it will take another 20 years to rewrite the regs. Maybe we should start a new federal department for this!
649 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:28pm |
Deflect, deflect, deflect. It's oil now. Not removing freedom.
650 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:29pm |
Here come the windmills and ethanol!
I fell sick, like the end of days sick!
651 | Racer X Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:30pm |
Pelosi looks like she is enjoying this waayyy too much.
652 | NJDhockeyfan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:34pm |
re: #639 Afrocity
I don't identify with Obama. I don't as an American. I don't as an African American. This guy is full of shit. No bones about it.
Upding!
653 | McJenny50 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:36pm |
Nancy kinda looks like she fell into a bowl of pea soup
654 | jorline Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:37pm |
Rangel is thinking............Do I get a "Get Out Of Jail Free" card?
656 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:39pm |
Obama is sacrificing something? Huh?
657 | Ziggy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:39pm |
re: #551 Afrocity
Maybe he should let Air Force One have a little rest.
How will he make it to Chicago for weekend hoops?
658 | Cygnus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:40pm |
Reagan is turning over in his grave - or getting out of it.
659 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:44pm |
661 | Opinionated Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:49pm |
I wish Republicans had the balls to have Joe the Plumber deliver the response.
662 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:50pm |
663 | CapeCoddah Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:51pm |
re: #462 Wyatt Earp
Stop with the standing ovations, please! Economically, our country is going down the terlet.
We should start calling him Nero.
664 | cronus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:56pm |
my budget doesn't seek to address every problem, but in a year or two if something ends up better this budget addressed that
665 | Dahveed Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:57pm |
"I won't solve every problem."
But everyone who asks me for a house gets one.
667 | Right mind left Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:59pm |
Nope, this is NOT a recession or a depression - it's the new HAPPINESS!
You MUST SMILE NOW. AND NOW. Oh you're not smiling...
668 | Gus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:36:59pm |
Our long term challenge is to get this kid out of the White House.
669 | peter griffin Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:01pm |
how dare all of those jackasses stand up and appload changing the 'outdated regulatory system'! they write the regulations! arggghhh
670 | snowcrash Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:03pm |
My bingo card has trillion dollar deficit covered 3 times.
671 | yesandno Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:05pm |
The blueprint America is the Constituion......and he has been stomping all over it for the last month....
And now telling us about History....
672 | sphincter Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:06pm |
tomorrow the market is going to start the painful climb down to 5,000
after all, he inherited it. time to sacrifice.
the market falls 300 tomorrow.
/off to make online trades.
673 | The Shadow Do Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:07pm |
I'm confused. Is he decrying federal deficit? My head hurts.
675 | Occasional Reader Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:09pm |
re: #639 Afrocity
I don't identify with Obama. I don't as an American. I don't as an African American. This guy is full of shit. No bones about it.
And I don't as a fellow Charvet tie owner.
676 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:09pm |
677 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:11pm |
Blame, Blame, Blame, Blame! It's not my fault I just want to spend and have people like me!
680 | NYCHardhat Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:23pm |
681 | Cygnus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:26pm |
New Age! Bring out the unicorns and candy drops!
682 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:27pm |
"Sacrifice worthy priorities for which there are no dollars"
Must be talking bout defense.
There's plenty of cash for dog parks, though.
683 | Soccer Fan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:27pm |
re: #602 kateca
This must be the "regan-esque" part?
I keep waiting for him to say one thing and mean it that Reagan would have said...
685 | BatGuano Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:34pm |
"Inherited", again. Get it? He inherited this recession!
687 | GOP Goalie Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:36pm |
blink blink blink blinky-blink blink
blink blinky-blinky-blink
blink blink
blink......
blink blink blink blink blink blink
blink blink blink blink blink
(this is the only way I am getting through this, watching Pelosi and counting/noting the blinks)
well, that and some wine......
688 | Natasha Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:38pm |
re: #571 RightLogic
News flash to the Obamassiah: The only command authority you have is over the military. Beyond that, your just another politician.
Shudder! Please... Do not remind me, this close to bedtime. I already sleep poorly.
690 | cozmos Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:45pm |
Did Pelosi smirk when he mentioned the Civil War? Is she a closet racist? lOL
691 | nyc redneck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:45pm |
692 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:46pm |
694 | Digital Display Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:47pm |
please make Nancy stop smiling..how irksome
695 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:47pm |
re: #667 Right mind left
Nope, this is NOT a recession or a depression - it's the new HAPPINESS!
You MUST SMILE NOW. AND NOW. Oh you're not smiling...
"Give the governor a harumph!" - Hedley Lamar, Blazing Saddles
696 | mfarmer1 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:50pm |
I refuse to let that happen. I will keep an eye out on them. They will report to me. I will insure the rules are followed. I will do whatever it takes. I will make sure little Joey gets into college. I will invent cold fusion. I will pull greedy execs out of their jets feet first and toss their high paid prostitutes into the roaring engines. Me me me, me me me, me me me me me me me me me me me me, me me me, me me me me me me me me me......
This is supposed to remind us of Reagan?
Good grief.
697 | kahall Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:54pm |
My wallet is thinner than it was when he started the speech. Kind of weird. I barely moved.
698 | Afrocity Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:06pm |
The turmoil of the industrial revolution? Wtf?
This guy is effin Langston Hughes here.
699 | unclassifiable Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:07pm |
For every season
spend spend spend
There is a reason
spend spend spend
A time to every person unto heavenell
700 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:12pm |
re: #680 NYCHardhat
I miss Reagan.
One positive of stem cells is we can clone us a new Reagan soon under the BHO administration
701 | Opinionated Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:15pm |
re: #678 Catttt
Speaker Pelosi is blinking at the speed of light again.
It's a love message to Assad.
702 | Wyatt Earp Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:21pm |
re: #697 kahall
My wallet is thinner than it was when he started the speech. Kind of weird. I barely moved.
Does you rear end hurt, too. Mine does.
703 | mattm Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:22pm |
blink..blink........blink..blink..blink...blink......blink...
705 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:37pm |
707 | brent Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:43pm |
I bet he watches this again tonite in bed, and I wish I did not just get that image in my head.
I may also mean Biden, but that is not a step in the right direction.
Ooops, Joe almost missed his cue to stand up. Slow.
708 | bcgirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:46pm |
no he wont, bur he will tell us he is sorry when it is all over our face,, he did not mean it or he meant well don'tcha know
re: #597 Ziggy
Will he at least tell us he loves us and when he's about to blow his load in our face?
710 | ted Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:49pm |
re: #698 Afrocity
The turmoil of the industrial revolution? Wtf?
This guy is effin Langston Hughes here.
Luddite.
711 | alegrias Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:49pm |
re: #249 Sharmuta
Minneapolis' problem is it's a city run exclusively by democrats.
* * * *
Same with Detroit. Let's give them trillions of your dollars to get even more death by democrat policies.
712 | Bobblehead Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:02pm |
re: #546 musicman21
If I were a member of Congress I would hate the addresses from the President...to much standing and sitting. Like going to a Catholic service.
They should just get down on their knees and stay there. Dear Messiah, who art in Congress.....
713 | Natasha Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:13pm |
re: #656 Occasional Reader
Obama is sacrificing something? Huh?
Yep. He is sacrificing the most productive people in this country to starving cannibals drooling for handouts.
716 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:20pm |
China?! Has he ever breathed the air in Beijing?
718 | LockeOn Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:20pm |
I think Joe's drunk, he just keeps looking down and never know when to stand up!
719 | hippieforlife Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:23pm |
Quick, tell me how health care is going to stimulate the economy?
720 | witness Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:31pm |
Here comes the Al Bore payback. Tax payers must fund Al Bore's portfolio.
721 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:39pm |
Protectionism always works their MR. B. Hussien O.
725 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:06pm |
re: #713 Natasha
Yep. He is sacrificing the most productive people in this country to starving cannibals drooling for handouts.
WHO IS JOHN GALT
726 | Carmella Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:07pm |
Energy, healthcare, education? Like we'll need/have those after civilization breaks down and with it the rule of law...the insanity...
727 | Hugh_Mon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:09pm |
God, he's going on about China.
Perhaps we should start harvesting the organs of prisoners like China, thus bringing together his love of the Chicomms and health care.
728 | mike(in)savage Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:19pm |
Just got into the Guiness.
Man, that sure helps.
729 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:24pm |
"New plugin hybrids use batteries made in Korea"
Uh, yeah...that's because your party made the environmental regulations so onerous that it's impossible to manufacture them here, asswipe.
731 | Ziggy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:52pm |
re: #708 bcgirl
no he wont, bur he will tell us he is sorry when it is all over our face,, he did not mean it or he meant well don'tcha know
At least toss us a damp cloth to clean off with
733 | sjbroccoli Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:59pm |
ah the ravages of climate change... that's what we need to stop to stimulate the economy
735 | lobo91 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:05pm |
Cap and trade.
There's Al Gore's payoff for not running.
736 | witness Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:08pm |
Are there invisible strings jerking up Pelosi out of her seat?
737 | Soccer Fan Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:13pm |
Yes Obama! Save us from the ravages of cliate change by taxing carbon...
739 | phillygirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:19pm |
The Department of Energy - a complete disaster. They've been debating Yucca Mountain for 20 years!
Health and Human Services - extremely scary. You don't want them to divvy out health care. Most of the employees leave at 3 pm.
Department of Education - wasting your tax dollars, one billion at a time.
740 | cronus Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:20pm |
That's what we need. A Credit Default Swap approach to our energy challenges.
741 | BlueCanuck Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:31pm |
I feel so sorry for you guys. His energy policy is going to F$#% you up.
742 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:35pm |
probably doesnt want to mis pronounce it like bush did
743 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:39pm |
Check the tone. It's subdued. Wait for the big finish. The grand gestures. And louder words, whatever they might be.
744 | RightLogic Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:16pm |
Hey Obamassiah! The Germans invented the automobile. Dumb fuck.
746 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:25pm |
This is a goddamned campaign stump speech! Fuckin' 0bama and his unconstrained visions!
747 | bcgirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:32pm |
well I only need 80 thousand to pay off my mortage, can i hve a check, then i will go pay off my house and use the money to buy anew "green" car I PROMISE
re: #665 Dahveed
"I won't solve every problem."
But everyone who asks me for a house gets one.
748 | GOPManHatTanIte Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:42pm |
re: #743 midwestgak
Check the tone. It's subdued. Wait for the big finish. The grand gestures. And louder words, whatever they might be.
You mean how hitler started at a whisper....
/sarc
749 | witness Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:05pm |
750 | axegrinder Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:26pm |
re: #663 CapeCoddah
Dude, I totally thought you had forgotten a g in there for a second. Then the whole "Rome burning" theme clicked in. whew.
751 | Natasha Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:33pm |
re: #722 rearden888
Sound familiar?
Surely does. Hell, I grew up in the "template" he is so eager to emulate.
753 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:07pm |
Hey, y'all see Pelosi jump? Kinda like that kid that covered his ears too soon in North By Northwest.
754 | musicman21 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:07pm |
Wow, was like the One pushed a button that made Pelosi stand up.
756 | hippieforlife Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:29pm |
Did any of you just hear me scream when he said he has done more for health care in 30 days than any one else has done in a decade?!
He will cure cancer in our time!
757 | alegrias Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:39pm |
re: #261 Afrocity
I wonder what McCain is thinking.
* * * *
Because McCain loves this country and has two sons now serving in the military under Obama's command, I'll bet he's reaching out to Obama, as McCain reached out to Al Gore and John Kerry. You know McCain was once a young arrogant self-centered hot dog! (according to his biography)
760 | mrgreen Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:58pm |
I just figured out why Pelosi is blinking so much... she's on the verge of orgasm over being so close to the one.
761 | Ringo the Gringo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:05pm |
My Cockatoo loves the sound of Barack Obama's voice. I've noticed this before.
Usually at this time of day she's very excited, mumbling and pacing back and forth, but now she's still, her feathers are all puffed up, and her eyes are half open.
Amazing.
764 | LionOfDixon Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:48pm |
Did he just sare: #757 alegrias
McCain doesn't think........he just acts.
765 | Natasha Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:24pm |
766 | Natasha Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:32pm |
re: #761 Ringo the Gringo
My Cockatoo loves the sound of Barack Obama's voice. I've noticed this before.
Usually at this time of day she's very excited, mumbling and pacing back and forth, but now she's still, her feathers are all puffed up, and her eyes are half open.
Amazing.
This just proves that his worshipers and followers are a bunch of bird-brains.
(No offense to birds).
767 | Opinionated Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:15pm |
Everyone will be educated. Everyone will be healthy. Everything will be great.
Party like it's 1984.
768 | Ringo the Gringo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:44pm |
His energy plan is wind and solar, that's it.
No nuclear, no drilling...just wind and solar.
769 | musicman21 Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:52pm |
re: #756 hippieforlife
Did any of you just hear me scream when he said he has done more for health care in 30 days than any one else has done in a decade?!
He will cure cancer in our time!
Makes sense, after all he is the Obamessiah.
770 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:01pm |
"A promise we will make to the children of America."
Promise to let Iran get nukes. Promise to turn this country into a banana republic. Promise to take 2/3 of all the money you make for Pelosi and Reid's pet projects.
771 | Colonel Panik Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:19pm |
I was only half kidding with the Wo Fat joke on the nirth thread...regardless of whether he was born in Hawaii or Kenya, he is a tool of anti-American interests...I am convinced of that.
772 | teleskiguy Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:32pm |
Dropping out of high school not an option? I thought it was a free country.
773 | mrgreen Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:28pm |
Wow... the Dem applaudse for O's comment about supporting charter schools was painfully strained.
774 | axegrinder Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:44pm |
We r so screwed. Where do you go to organize collective acts of civil disobedience? Say, like, refusing to pay income taxes?
776 | Opinionated Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:57pm |
This is not a State of the Union.
This is a speech to Iowa and New Hampshire true believers Democrats to get votes in the Democrat primary.
777 | Gort Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:14pm |
Compared with the United States, 12 countries spent a higher percentage of their GDP on elementary and secondary education, and 16 countries spent a lower proportion on education.
[Link: nces.ed.gov...]
Yet we need to spend more.
and so on. and so on. and so on.
Lets be number one in spending! Go Obamai!
778 | Gort Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:57pm |
re: #777 Gort
Compared with the United States, 12 countries spent a higher percentage of their GDP on elementary and secondary education, and 16 countries spent a lower proportion on education.
[Link: nces.ed.gov...]
sarc on:
Yet we need to spend more.
and so on. and so on. and so on.
Lets be number one in spending! Go Obamai!
sarc off
PIMBF (Please ignore my BIG F'up - sarc tags did not post)
779 | mrgreen Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:21pm |
"With the deficit we inherited..." loud applause.
Crap this makes me puke.
780 | mrgreen Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:59pm |
"Free of earmarks..." BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS...
781 | BigMoo Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:53pm |
Been catching up on email and watching 'Diehard 9 or 10' (I've lost track).
Any references to our promised Unicorns yet ?
782 | Natasha Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:54pm |
He is talking about "waste, fraud and abuse" in the Defense Department? You rotten communist SOB, how about talking about the same in your own damn party? Oh... I need a drink... [deleted] [deleted] [deletingly] [deleted]
783 | Stuck-in-CA Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:54pm |
I turned it off after about 3 minutes. I just couldn't stomach it.
784 | Capitalistincharge Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:10pm |
My God, he's promising everybody everything.
785 | 3putt Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:51pm |
America does not torture. What do you call watching this! I'll take waterboarding
786 | bcgirl Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:49pm |
how can this guy even look at himself, you know when you lie as much as he does eventually you don't remember what lie you said and they start getting mixed up, I can't wait .. mean
787 | Stuck-in-CA Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:51pm |
re: #785 3putt
America does not torture. What do you call watching this! I'll take waterboarding
at least it would be over quicker.
788 | Colonel Panik Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:47pm |
789 | 3putt Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:14pm |
This self adulation is worse than the Oscars. Nearly an hour of hot air. He could fill up the Goodyear limp.
790 | axegrinder Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:24pm |
Thank God it's over.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform
and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party
, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.
791 | Natasha Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:20pm |
Heh... Long ago, when Soviet "leaders" made speeches on TV, there were "trained monkeys" in the audience to applaud on cue, regardless of how stupid the sentence was... This whole business reminded me of that. The parallels are uncanny, and I would laugh, if only this was not happening to the country I love and call my true home.
792 | midwestgak Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:31:02pm |
re: #73 Charles
The weight of this crisis will not determine the destiny of this nation.
How many times times did he use the word crisis?