Obama’s Non-SOTU SOTU, Thread 3

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It’s a love fest! Line of the night for me so far:

“I promise you — I get it!”

Should have been followed with a big wink and a thumbs-up.

Here’s your third thread for the evening…

UPDATE at 2/24/09 7:00:30 pm:

“For seven years we’ve been a nation at war. NO LONGER WILL WE HIDE ITS PRICE.”

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1005 comments
1 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:16pm

Jump~

2 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:17pm

Welcome all ye of little faith.

3 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:19pm

Where is the live feed link?

4 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:23pm

Speaker Smirky is quick to her feet there

5 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:24pm

He clearly does NOT get it.

6 trailortrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:33pm

what office is he running for now?

7 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:34pm

Absolutely empty, the King of Nothing.

8 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:41pm

Is it over?

9 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:48pm

His cadence sounds somewhat like Stuart Smalley at times.

10 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:53pm

CBS

11 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:54pm
Struggle for freedom lead to highways

?

12 Luigi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:57pm

This is all the neat stuff Obama learned from his speech writer today.

13 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:57pm

CHOO CHOOO here comes the railroading.

14 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:59pm

It was a republican who gave us the hiways!

15 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:05pm

Government catalyzed private enterprise?

What?!

16 trailortrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:06pm

re: #3 Alouette

[Link: interactive.foxnews.com...]

17 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:12pm

Private enterprise, which is why the government will be running the banks and the economy.

18 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:15pm

Dow Futures down 7 points. It'll probably be 70 in five minutes.

19 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:18pm

They are getting up and down so much it reminds me of a Biden and Pelosi Wack-A-Mole game.

20 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:23pm

re: #8 Lee Coller

Is it over?

OH, yes, my friend it's over... we are so screwed....

21 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:23pm

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22 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:29pm

i think i'm going to be sick... i need my free health care so i can go to a doctor..

23 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:33pm

Nuclear!

24 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:35pm

Obama. Please stop talking.

25 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:38pm

Ohhhhhhh - government is a CATALYST. Sure it is.

26 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:42pm

Welcome to the Socialist States of Amerika

27 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:47pm

Bet he will mention wind turbines again

28 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:51pm
29 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:53pm

here he goes... lets applaud the commies in china

30 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:53pm

WIND! SOLAR!

31 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:56pm

re: #8 Lee Coller

Is it over?

Do you mean freedom in the USA, then yes it is. If you meant the speech no.

32 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:38:57pm

i might as well move to france.

33 Lawrior  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:00pm

Energy, health care, and education-three areas that would greatly benefit from less government interference.

34 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:04pm

Where's the nuclear power?

Solar won't do it, and wind won't.

35 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:05pm

I wonder what blogger will video fisk this thing? That should be interesting!

36 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:05pm

Here comes the gas hike!

37 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:05pm

Whoch programs are you CUTTING?

/silence

38 code red 21  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:10pm

I can't watch him and I can't listen to him. So how many lies as the SOB spewed forth so far?

39 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:11pm

I wonder how this buffoon's 2 daughters are gonna think of his presidency in 20 years when they are saddled with the disaster he creates?

40 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:17pm

nuclear twit

41 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:22pm

re: #27 summergurl

Bet he will mention wind turbines again

They kill bats. Where is PETA when you need them?

42 jonturner  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:22pm

I can't watch. Somebody wake me when this socialist nightmare is over.

43 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:26pm

Now I know what I meant by Reaganesque....

44 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:27pm

Lead again?

45 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:30pm

We were leading just fine and then you came along.

46 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:31pm

you can't build anything without OIL!

47 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:31pm

Trade protectionism signal?

48 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:32pm

earth to the messiah.. we don't want these tiny little cars... let stupid liberals drive those and die in fiery crashes when we run them over with our giant trucks.

49 bellamags  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:32pm

He's falling flat

50 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:33pm

America, with you as president, will lead straight to the latrine

51 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:34pm

Isn't China opening new coal plants every day?

52 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:35pm

Time for America to lead again?!

When the fuck did it NOT lead?!

53 trailortrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:38pm

he just tryed to use his bigboy voice, it kinda crackled a little

54 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:44pm

We will lead again, powered by Korean batteries. Drink!

55 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:45pm

BO is a bonified idiot

56 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:47pm

Government is a catalyst like Ice 9.

57 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:47pm

re: #37 Attaboid

Whoch programs are you CUTTING?

/silence

Military.

58 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:49pm

Electricity made where?

59 Lawrior  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:51pm

We will lead by ensuring that every business knows that we will tax them within an inch of their very lives. That will bring'em!

60 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:51pm

Batteries are made in South Korea because our environmental regulations make it uneconomical to make them here!

61 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:03pm

As he shuts down all the offshore drilling...

62 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:04pm

drill here! drill now!

63 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:09pm

Powerlines?

64 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:09pm

The Answer

We're making batteries in the USA now.

65 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:10pm

I can't actually listen to it, I just read the comments and try and figure out what is being said.

I also read the AP article, so I know how it ends. Hows that special section Michelle is hosting doing?

66 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:10pm

research funding? where?

67 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:13pm

Notice how rude the Congrescritters are; you keep hearing the stray whistles and cries. They think they're on Arsenio.

68 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:15pm

He'll have to put his pointy finger on ice after this. What a workout.

69 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:15pm

China?

WTF?

70 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:15pm

Three budget priorities: Energy, Health, and Education.

/um, you'll notice that Defense isn't in that list

71 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:19pm

drill here drill now, lay some pipe.

72 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:20pm

Save the Earth!

73 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:21pm

Double renewable energy in 3 yrs. How?

74 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:27pm

Chu is thinking "so that's what we're going to do? Cool!"

75 whtokbyu  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:29pm

drill my land

76 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:31pm

he really believes he a great president.
how fcked is that.

77 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:32pm

Climate Change

78 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:32pm

CLIMATE CHANGE!

79 bellamags  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:33pm

My favorite post from a fellow lizard (think it was Ward Cleaver)

Obama is a wiener.

80 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:35pm

I'm done with this bullshit.

81 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:36pm

Clean Coal, idiot!

82 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:37pm

Suddenly.....I hear "Ramble On" by Led Zeppelin in my head.

83 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:38pm

re: #60 Dianna

Batteries are made in South Korea because our environmental regulations make it uneconomical to make them here!

Stop it with the logic, he's on a roll....

84 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:38pm

Ravages of climate change!

85 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:40pm

Not carbon caps!

86 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:41pm

Cover 2 squares for investment and climate change!

87 yesandno  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:41pm

....take root across our borders.................

more like move the borders over all of us......

Energy......crap........

Cap Carbon?

88 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:44pm

research funding?
define please.

89 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:44pm

Yea. raise the cost of energy.

90 SummerSong  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:44pm

I can't watch. The three of them at once is just too much for me, tonight.

91 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:46pm

Script

OBAMA: (your voice must have vigor when you say these words)

92 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:48pm

Why aren't the Republicans sitting on their hands?

93 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:49pm

We need BULLSHIT!

94 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:50pm

Biden is a moron!

95 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:51pm

Cap and trade.

96 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:54pm

We'll all be driving teeny little toy cars in 2 years.

97 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:55pm

re: #73 mattm

Double renewable energy in 3 yrs. How?

Tax the bejeezus out of non-renewable.

98 CynicalConservative  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:40:59pm

Carbon caps. Just... Fucked

99 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:01pm

re: #73 mattm

Double renewable energy in 3 yrs. How?

Puppies, rainbows and unicorn power! You silly Republican!

100 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:01pm

re: #73 mattm

Double renewable energy in 3 yrs. How?

by waving his magic wand, of course.

101 code red 21  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:07pm

re: #52 TheMatrix31

Time for America to lead again?!

When the fuck did it NOT lead?!

When Bush was POTUS.
/////////

102 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:07pm

What's worse is there are so many simpletons in the world that are eating this up.

103 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:08pm

re: #61 Cygnus

As he shuts down all the offshore drilling...

He already did that. Very quietly.

104 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:09pm

enslave the whales!

105 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:13pm

All this stuff will hurt the economy.

106 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:16pm

Someone take the names of every GOP member giving the standing ovations . . . then vote them out.

107 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:18pm

I can't take any more of this B.S.

Bye.

108 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:18pm

15 billion for our energy future? and 1 billion to GAZA?
this guy is an idiot

109 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:19pm

He's psychotic.

110 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:19pm

WTH was that goofy ass grin on Biden?

111 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:21pm

Auto industry.... uh oh.....

112 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:22pm

Oh F!

113 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:26pm

Not watching -- I don't think I could stomach it.

What promises has he made tonight?

114 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:30pm

Clean Coal.

Didn;t you say you would bankrupt the coal industry?

115 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:31pm

re: #91 Afrocity

Script

OBAMA: (your voice must have vigor when you say these words)

hahahahaha.

116 vrwc007  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:39pm

Try and open a battery plant in the US.

117 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:39pm

I wish the crowd would start chanting, "Pebble bed nuclear plants! Pebble bed nuclear plants!"

118 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:40pm

Our auto industry will be bought out by Tata and we'll all get Nanos.

119 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:42pm

Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate

120 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:43pm

The Physics-defying President.

121 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:45pm

re: #93 unclassifiable

We need BULLSHIT!

Bullshit will power our future.

122 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:47pm

you cannot walk away from the unions, you mean

123 Parker in US  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:47pm

Here comes the sucking sound Ross talked about - Tax on Carbon Based Fuel

124 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:47pm

So- government is taking over business?

125 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:50pm

re: #102 Dahveed

What's worse is there are so many simpletons in the world that are eating this up.

I hope they enjoy it as they stand on line for soup;.

126 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:50pm

re: #73 mattm

Double renewable energy in 3 yrs. How?

The One spoke

127 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:57pm

The government will take over the auto industry.... hang on.....

128 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:59pm

re: #107 Attaboid
Stay. It is dangerous to watch alone.

129 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:59pm

Auto industry bad practices - OK, fair enough. How about getting a handle of the freaking unions?

130 researchok  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:02pm

I have a pretty open mind.

As soon as Obama said, "This has to be done right, so I'm putting Joe Biden in charge", he lost me.

131 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:03pm

Oh God.

Carbon caps.

We are so screwed.

132 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:04pm

clean-coal-clown-cars

133 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:04pm

re: #110 Sharmuta

WTH was that goofy ass grin on Biden?

Doesn't he always look that way?

/almost

134 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:10pm

BSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBS...

NO DRILLING
NO NUCLEAR
NO OFFSHORE
NO RAW MATERIAL USE
NO EMISSIONS
NO NO NO NO NO...

But we will do it, somehow, I am waiting for the proposals on my desk NOW...

135 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:11pm

Better cars built here in America, by who, Ford, GM, please!

136 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:12pm

Dear President Obama.

Please give me a solar car.

137 Mirage  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:16pm

re: #21 jorline

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He got his speech from Matthew Lesko?

138 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:20pm

More money for the automakers.

139 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:21pm

is this actually happening right now? is this the twilight zone or reality?

140 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:25pm

They want the US auto industry to be able to "compete and win?"

Does that mean they get to ditch the union contracts?

Didn't think so...

141 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:27pm

Nationalize everything and be done with it, asshole.

142 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:27pm

re: #121 jorline

Bullshit will power our future.

I think you just figured out his renewable energy plan.

143 Gozer the Carpathian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:27pm

How much you think the market will go down tomorrow? I'm thinking 125 points.

144 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:28pm

Need another beer, and a cig.

145 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:28pm

re: #117 Charles

I wish the crowd would start chanting, "Pebble bed nuclear plants! Pebble bed nuclear plants!"

Yes!

146 BignJames  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:30pm

I can't keep up.

147 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:31pm

re: #113 Fat Jolly Penguin

Not watching -- I don't think I could stomach it.

What promises has he made tonight?

Well all I can say is get ready to open your checkbook. If you make any kind of money, you will be paying for quite a bit.

148 bellamags  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:31pm

Nancy's suit looks like a 3rd Reich uniform.

149 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:34pm

Can I get a FIVE YEAR PLAN?

150 The Shadow Do  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:37pm

Laundry list followed by: "this will not come wihout cost"

Uh oh

151 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:39pm

Biden's looking at his Blackberry again.

152 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:40pm

We're boned.

153 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:43pm

re: #121 jorline

Bullshit will power our future.

Ah .... an renewable energy source....

154 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:44pm

did chris matthews leg start tingling yet?

155 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:45pm

"I don't accept that we need technology from beyond our borders"

So, you're going to invade Bolivia to seize half the lithium deposits on the planet for batteries and such?

"More production of renewable energy in America"

Wind, solar, biofuel, clean coal, and "more efficient" cars and trucks.

Well, that keeps the deep-ecos, UMW, and UAW happy. It's the rest of us that are going to freeze in the dark.

No mention of nuclear, naturally- Pelosi would have a conniption.

cheers

eon

156 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:48pm

re: #131 Syrah

Oh God.

Carbon caps.

We are so screwed.

What an idiot.

157 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:48pm

BULLSHIT will power this country now and in the future.

BULLSHIT will solve all of our economic problems.

BULLSHIT will provide top-flight free healthcare for every one.

Only BULLSHIT will bring peace and prosperity comrades.

Do your part to spread the BULLSHIT far and wide.

158 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:49pm

Now health care is responsible for foreclosures.

159 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:50pm

If my boss (who is in his 20s) is watching this, I hope he covers the baby's ears. We are really different, but we see eye to eye on President O.

160 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:52pm

WHAT? It's not FREE?

161 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:56pm

This speech was lifted from Waiting for Godot.

162 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:57pm

re: #134 Right mind left

BSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBS...

NO DRILLING
NO NUCLEAR
NO OFFSHORE
NO RAW MATERIAL USE
NO EMISSIONS
NO NO NO NO NO...

But we will do it, somehow, I am waiting for the proposals on my desk NOW...

Unicorn power. You just have to believe.

163 noshariaincanada  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:58pm

I had to stop watching. I know it wasn't good for my health.

164 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:01pm

I can't wait to see what he plans to do to health care.

165 sbmama  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:01pm

If he says one more thing about renewable energy, I'm gonna lose it! Also, I remind myself that "investment" means more government and more taxes, which my kids will get to pay. Since when did government pick winners? I think I'm getting ill! This guy is SOOOO cocky - he reminds me of most professors I had in college. Smart but stupid.

166 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:02pm

re: #117 Charles

I wish the crowd would start chanting, "Pebble bed nuclear plants! Pebble bed nuclear plants!"

Unfortunately, most Americans associate Pebbles with BamBam. And BamBam with explosions.

167 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:03pm

So when can we expect an article/editorial completely dismantling everything in this speech in a clear, concise way?

168 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:05pm

Oh No.......Socialized Medicine

169 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:07pm

re: #126 jcm

The One spoke

So let it written - let it be done.
/Pharaoh

170 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:08pm

Healthcare isn't what's hurting my budget.

171 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:09pm

We can't afford to put healthcare on hold?

172 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:13pm

O/T Hey, in the midst of this, doesn't everyone want to wish a big 54th birthday to STEVE JOBS!? Today is his birthday!

173 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:13pm

Oh, that's what Biden was watching for. Time to stand up.

174 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:17pm

the UAW is safe

175 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:17pm

Blink, Blink
Blink
Blink, Blink, Blink
Blink
Blink
Blink, Blink BLink, Blink, Blink, Blink
Blink, Blink, Blink Blink, Blink, Blink Blink, Blink, Blink

Nancy's on fire tonight!

176 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:18pm

Biden stood up really well.

177 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:20pm

No healthcare reform! Nooooo!

178 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:21pm

Healthcare has many problems none of which will be helped with government intervention.

179 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:24pm

re: #113 Fat Jolly Penguin

Not watching -- I don't think I could stomach it.

What promises has he made tonight?

BS.

180 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:25pm

If people with too much house get money, I want my rent paid, dammit!

181 baldeagle  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:26pm

When are the guys in the white coats put this whack job in the rubber room?

182 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:27pm

Dear President Obama,

Please give me free health care.

183 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:28pm

re: #151 Charles

Biden's looking at his Blackberry again.

He's trying to figure out how to put it on silent

184 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:31pm

re: #151 Charles

Biden's looking at his Blackberry again.

I sure as hell hope it's his Blackberry.

185 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:33pm

re: #139 strikefo

is this actually happening right now? is this the twilight zone or reality?

Yeh, sorry you are not dead./

186 sjbroccoli  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:33pm

how can i invest in a medicare fraud hedge fund... it will be ripe for the picking

187 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:36pm

What is he talking about?! It's like he has forgotten that we are BROKE!

188 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:36pm

Carbon caps= higher energy prices= people skimping on heating and cooling = thousands of the old, weak, and young end op dead,
thanks prick

189 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:37pm

And stand up again! Repetition is key.

190 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:40pm

Go Speaker Smirky! Jump to your feet, girl!

191 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:40pm

re: #154 strikefo

did chris matthews leg start tingling yet?

One of these days, Matthews "tingle" will turn out to be a massive heart attack.

192 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:47pm

Yeah, SCHIP which will be payed for by smokers. Weirdos.

193 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:48pm

Nancy Pelosi is sick in the head. What the hell was that?

194 Dasher  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:50pm

Let me know when it is over.. I just want to listen to Jindal

195 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:51pm

Probably one more stand-up coming.

196 Lawrior  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:52pm

Medical costs cause a bankruptcy every 30 seconds? HUH? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

197 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:54pm

re: #147 Dahveed

Well all I can say is get ready to open your checkbook. If you make any kind of money, you will be paying for quite a bit.

That's what pisses me off. I'm 18, I got a job and started earning a paycheck in October. I'm wondering how much of my money I'll actually be able to keep when this nut is done with my country.

198 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:56pm

Pelosi is a frickin' child.

199 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:57pm

re: #166 HelloDare

Unfortunately, most Americans associate Pebbles with BamBam. And BamBam with explosions.

Pebble - Beach.

200 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:03pm

someone shoved the hot poker a litter harder under pelosi's rear that time..

201 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:03pm

A cure for cancer in our time!

202 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:06pm

I posted this before, but I need to be cheered up...and so do you.

A WOMAN'S POEM

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.

203 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:07pm

Nancy had an orgasm.

204 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:10pm

Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!
Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!
Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!

205 trailortrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:10pm

they wnat his speech to have the most standing O's ever.

206 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:11pm

re: #163 noshariaincanada

I had to stop watching. I know it wasn't good for my health.

Take two tax deductions and call me in the morning.

207 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:12pm

That one was improvised.

208 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:12pm

Stand! I can't stand it!

209 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:13pm

A cure for cancer

210 Cognito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:16pm

re: #151 Charles

Biden's looking at his Blackberry again.

He's sending, "Sell. Sell. Sell."

211 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:17pm

... and the Messiah will cure cancer.............

F*ck me.

212 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:17pm

Socialized Medicine........Save Money...........Drink!

213 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:20pm

The Messiah is going to cure cancer!

214 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:20pm

And a Unicorn in every garage!

215 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:22pm

re: #201 Alouette

A cure for cancer in our time!

The secret is unicorn tears.

216 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:23pm

Cure for cancer? Let's deal with the common cold first.

217 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:23pm

Blinkity blink blink blink...you'd think that her eyelid muscles would get a cramp.

218 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:23pm

The big one's still on the way.

219 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:23pm

re: #196 Lawrior

Medical costs cause a bankruptcy every 30 seconds? HUH? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

Same place most statistics do, it was made up.

220 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:24pm

He has cancer?/

221 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:25pm

Sit the fuck down, San Fran Nan.

222 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:27pm

re: #197 Fat Jolly Penguin

Very little, my friend, very little.

223 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:29pm

And he cures cancer.

224 sjbroccoli  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:29pm

Did he really just promise a cure for cancer?!?!?

225 yesandno  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:30pm

Wonder what his speech next week will be about?

226 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:30pm

re: #204 jorline

Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!
Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!
Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!Free Health Care!

and a puppy, don't forget the puppy!

227 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:30pm

for the children!
'cept the unborn............

228 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:31pm

re: #183 summergurl

He's trying to figure out how to put it on silent

To bad his Crackberry doesn't work in reverse.

229 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:36pm

Hey, there's an original thought: Let's seek a cure for cancer!

Why didn't anyone think of that before?

230 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:37pm

BULLSHIT cures cancer?

Wow! Who knew?

231 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:39pm

curing cancer: see al gore and internet

232 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:39pm

OBAMA'S GONNA CURE CANCER!

/PRAISE THE LORD!

233 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:43pm

Healthcare solution is assisted suicide, yeah - reform is to deny any new treatment!

Save BIG!

No error in no surgery...

Unicorn power, HOPE illness away!

234 sphincter  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:46pm

Great!

Now I can get healthcare from the lady at the DMV

"Sit down and shut up! We'll get to you after I get back from lunch. And quit bleeding on the floor"

235 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:48pm

time to get some skin in the game, time to be patriotic, time to pay some taxes.

might as well move to france.

236 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:49pm

You should see the wonders socialized medicine is doing for Massachusetts/

237 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:50pm

If we find a cure for cancer can we stop taxing tobacco at ridiculous rates?

238 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:51pm

re: #167 TheMatrix31

So when can we expect an article/editorial completely dismantling everything in this speech in a clear, concise way?

On RCP- Probably in the next ten minutes.

On the MSM- About the time Hell freezes over.

cheers

eon

239 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:55pm

a down payment!

240 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:57pm

re: #203 Wishing

Nancy had an orgasm.

Now that imagine did make me vomit..... thanks....

241 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:58pm

Time for what?

English style health care?

We are not Canada. We can't go "South" of the border for the necessary health care that we can't get while waiting in line.

242 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:44:58pm

re: #183 summergurl

He's trying to figure out how to put it on silent

No, he's playing Brick Breaker. Up to level 10 now.

243 jake341  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:01pm

re: #203 Wishing

obasm

244 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:02pm

re: #151 Charles

Playing solitaire?

245 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:02pm

um if it is *healthcare for every American*, why are illegal aliens getting it?

246 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:05pm

No, that's Bobby Jindal who cures cancer.

247 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:09pm

If we could harness Speaker Pelosi's eyelids, we could export energy.

248 bnichols10  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:09pm

re: #236 CapeCoddah

and Canada and England....

249 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:10pm

re: #196 Lawrior

Medical costs cause a bankruptcy every 30 seconds? HUH? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

No clue.

250 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:10pm

re: #203 Wishing

At least she is dry.

251 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:12pm

Biden looks drugged.

252 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:18pm

The more I hear, the more glad I'm on watch and can't see this sorry episode in American history.

253 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:22pm

I suffer no illusions hahahahahahaha

254 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:25pm

GAH!

255 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:25pm

Oh my lord.... This guy has said NOTHING.

256 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:27pm

Wouldn't it be great if some drunk representative in the back yelled out, "What a steaming pile of crap."

257 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:31pm

"I suffer no illusions"

.....that's right. The only thing you suffer are delusions.

258 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:32pm

re: #198 Buffalo Fats

Pelosi is a frickin' child.

Spoiled b*tch is more like it

259 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:33pm

you know we're in trouble when they mention Teddy Roosevelt.

260 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:33pm

re: #242 Cygnus

No, he's playing Brick Breaker. Up to level 10 now.

He's shaking it and can't figure out why the screen won't clear.

261 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:34pm

I can afford my health care now.

262 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:35pm

another year... uh oh... key word

263 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:35pm

Just schedule him for an exorcism. Proven to combat melanoma.

264 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:36pm

re: #247 Catttt

If we could harness Speaker Pelosi's eyelids, we could export energy.

ha ha ha! I love this website!

265 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:37pm

Hope. Change. Bend over.

266 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:44pm

re: #246 Charles

No, that's Bobby Jindal who cures cancer.

with creATIONISM

267 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:48pm

LOL, DUUUFUS!

268 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:48pm

re: #151 Charles

Biden's looking at his Blackberry again.

Joe's Blackberry Pocket Pool.

269 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:49pm
270 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:50pm

Yay. Free health care for when I'm standing in the bread line!

271 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:50pm

2010 can't come soon enough.....

272 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:52pm

Socialized medicine, here we come.

273 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:53pm
274 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:55pm

Obamicorn's, they are coming.

275 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:56pm

And the crowd goes wild! This is starting to sound like a Pentecostal worship service.

276 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:56pm

Now the government wants in on my doctor visits- no thanks!

277 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:58pm

Ah, Multiple President Personality Disorder strikes again...

Teddy Roosevelt

278 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:59pm

Reform Reform Reform Reform Reform Reform

279 vrwc007  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:45:59pm

We are so screwed.

280 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:02pm

Wait just a doggone minute.

281 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:03pm

re: #183 summergurl

He's trying to figure out how to put it on silent

Oh that would be so funny--if he has some crazy ring tone--and it rings! Oh, God, if you're up there--do us a FAVA!

282 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:03pm

re: #250 Afrocity

At least she is dry.

Haha !

283 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:06pm

A cure for cancer AND free healthcare within a year!


we're saved!

284 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:07pm

Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate Spend Regulate

285 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:09pm

re: #173 Charles

Oh, that's what Biden was watching for. Time to stand up.

He's playing Tetris

286 FredPhD  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:10pm

Energy yes, but health care and education are nonprofits that do not drive the economy - manufacturing and consumer services (transportation, hospitality, entertainment) do.

287 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:12pm

VP Biden looks soooo bored.

288 phillygirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:13pm

Will we be importing doctors from developing countries? Surely the docs trained in Cuba do not need to live like "barons."

289 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:18pm

as arne duncan sleeping?

290 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:20pm

His ears look extra big tonight.

291 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:21pm

Dear President Obama.

Please make my health care affordable, or free, by letting the old people die and providing free abortions to limit the population.

292 medaura18586  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:23pm

I've noticed that when Obama is uncomfortable or under pressure, he starts using informal language presumably so as to ease the tensions.

293 brat01  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:23pm

Maybe someone should tell him to quit campaigning...and start doing something useful. Just a suggestion.

294 Summer Seale  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:24pm

The non-stop clapping every 20 seconds really annoys me.....

Even if I agree with something he says every now and then....can't these people just shut the fuck up for a bit and let him finish?

295 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:25pm

re: #266 GOPManHatTanIte
No exorcisim, I think.

296 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:26pm

re: #216 RightLogic

Cure for cancer? Let's deal with the common cold first.

Which one?

Acute Coryza; 407 known viruses, no waiting.

cheers

eon

297 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:30pm

re: #246 Charles

No, that's Bobby Jindal who cures cancer.

Through exorcism.

I wonder what the energumen made of it?

298 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:34pm

Biden's Twittering.

299 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:35pm

Education reform.

300 vrwc007  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:39pm

Now the education bomb.

301 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:42pm

FREE COLLEGE!

302 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:42pm

get your surgery now before you have to wait in the ass-hats lines

303 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:44pm

re: #245 Wishing

um if it is *healthcare for every American*, why are illegal aliens getting it?

Uh... their Americans too.... Mexcian-Americans.... stupid...

/

304 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:45pm

I don't believe in life after death anymore. Because Teddy Roosevelt would have found some way to come down here and throttle Obama.

305 415woman  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:47pm

Geez, I thought the campaign was over! All this moron does is spout platitudes that the masses will ooh and ahh over without ever noticing that he has said nothing of substance. And this is Reaganesque? Poor Ronnie is spinning in his grave.

306 Wyatt Earp  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:48pm

re: #277 Afrocity

Ah, Multiple President Personality Disorder strikes again...

Teddy Roosevelt

Obama couldn't hold Teddy Roosevelt's mustache comb.

307 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:50pm

The high school diploma is king!

308 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:52pm

Cradle to grave!

309 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:53pm

biden was way behind on that one

310 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:57pm

I'm going to go smoke now since
A) I can't stand this any more and
B) Obama is going to cure my lung cancer

311 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:59pm

Free college?

312 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:01pm

So apparently a good job requires more than a HS diploma. Duh.

313 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:02pm

I'm grabbing my percocets.

314 witness  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:03pm

Biden's getting tired of standing up

315 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:04pm

Time to staring re-running those NAACP, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." commercials.

316 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:04pm

Why do I get the strange desire to smack him across the side the head and say "Snap out of it"?

317 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:05pm

We're going to educated children from the day they are born. Wow!

318 Silhouette  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:06pm

Arrggh! Two days in a row!

Yesterday, this blatant "Obama is holy" picture from AP and now look at the front page of [Link: www.comcast.net...]

319 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:09pm

* And WE will decide what career is right for your child!*

320 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:10pm

re: #298 Charles

Biden's Twittering.

He's gonna go blind!

321 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:11pm

Dropout.........Libs destroyed school system.

322 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:11pm

The Republicans look bemused and bewildered.

323 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:12pm

Excuse me. Is he still CAMPAIGNING? I thought he won. Hmmm.

324 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:14pm

now we are going to educate children from birth?

325 sphincter  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:15pm

Why the hell should I quit smoking now? THE ONE has it covered.

While he's at it, can he fetch me a 6 pack of beer?

326 Parker in US  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:16pm

Health Care Reform - See you all in line for the doctor bring food and drink

327 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:16pm

How do you do that? Education for everyone. Lie

328 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:18pm
329 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:20pm

re: #313 NYCHardhat

I'm grabbing my percocets.

Grab your wallet...

330 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:23pm

here comes the "schools are crumbling" bit. Complete with the token 8th grader from the inner city.

And now, by throwing some more money at the problem...it will finally go away.

331 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:27pm

re: #311 Sharmuta

Free college?

I will refuse it.

332 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:27pm

re: #291 kateca

Not cool.

333 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:28pm

This is nothing but platitudes. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE NUMBERS!

334 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:29pm

200+ years of Speakers of the House are spinning in their graves watching Nancy embarass herself like this. And I didn't think she could embarass herself much more than she has through the past couple years.

335 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:30pm

FREE DAY CARE!

336 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:31pm

re: #290 NJDhockeyfan

His ears look extra big tonight.

Maybe it is one of his decoys

337 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:33pm

Free education...cradle to grave!Free education...cradle to grave!
Free education...cradle to grave!Free education...cradle to grave!
Free education...cradle to grave!Free education...cradle to grave!
Free education...cradle to grave!Free education...cradle to grave!

338 BignJames  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:35pm

re: #290 NJDhockeyfan

His ears look extra big tonight.

His head shrunk.

339 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:39pm

At least $2,500,000,000,000 so far

340 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:40pm

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-nuf!

"0" said nuthin'

341 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:40pm

"Half of high school students drop out"

Which is why I hired the head of the nation's worst school system to be my Education Secretary...with his help, we can raise that number to 3/4.

342 Gozer the Carpathian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:40pm

Holy crap my 125 drop in the market is probably too low. Could be 300+ range! O.O!

343 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:41pm

7 million. Of course, I'm just making this up. But fuck y'all.

344 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:42pm

Obama's 'early childhood education' = State Indoctrination.

345 pittboy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:47pm

It looks like Nancy had a spring installed in her butt. She springs up every time she claps her hands.

346 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:47pm

No Crackhead Left Behind

347 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:48pm

The price of shit goes up the more government involves itself in said shit.

348 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:48pm

Bill Ayers is the head of REFORM!

349 brookly red  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:56pm

well, the sponsers say we are on the brink of ...

350 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:57pm

He is going to appoint William Ayers as Education Czar.

351 Cognito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:47:58pm

Apparently he has confused 'product details' with 'detailed plan.'

352 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:00pm

We more educaindoctrination.

Can you guess what it will be in?

Begins with a BULLSHIT!

353 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:04pm

More reform? Didnt they leave new math behind?

354 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:09pm
355 vrwc007  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:09pm

I think I got the new B0 catch slogan. "No promise too big to make."

356 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:10pm

We need more reform schools, too.

357 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:10pm
358 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:12pm

Creating new teachers....with STEM CELLS

359 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:13pm

More reform.....blah blah. More reform.....on and on. But I'm cool!

360 MandyManners  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:16pm

re: #323 katemaclaren

Excuse me. Is he still CAMPAIGNING? I thought he won. Hmmm.

Perpetual campaign = perpetual revolution.

361 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:19pm

re: #329 MarkX

Grab your wallet...

I burned it.

362 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:19pm

Reform=Indoctrination

363 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:19pm

re: #306 Wyatt Earp

Teddy Roosevelt would strike him repeatedly.

364 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:20pm

re: #311 Sharmuta

Free college?

Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free! Free!

oops. I think I need to change my clothes.

365 Randall Gross  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:20pm

re: #322 Charles

The Republicans look bemused and bewildered.

They've looked that way since 2004, what's new?

366 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:24pm

re: #317 Occasional Reader

We're going to educated children from the day they are born. Wow!

the state will take them immediately.

367 phillygirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:30pm

The DC schools spend more per student than any other place in the country. This does not decrease the drop out rate. Of course, half the teachers there can't read.

368 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:32pm

Serious Question

What comes after a trillion?

369 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:32pm

Speak Pelosi apparently didn't spill chocolate on herself this time.

370 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:34pm

This bullshit tonight is just as bad I feared....

371 Lawrior  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:34pm

Bidenberry checking in again. Sure, I get that he knows he just needs to not fall asleep and clap when appropriate, but checking emails every five minutes?

372 Summer Seale  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:34pm

I'm not really that entirely worried yet. Every President talks about these high handed ideals and almost none even get 1/10th of what they aspire for in these speeches.

373 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:36pm
374 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:37pm

COMMIT!

375 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:40pm
376 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:42pm

Our = lawmakers ?

377 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:46pm

re: #248 bnichols10

and Canada and England....

The only way to avoid HAVING to purchase health care in MAss is a religious exception. I have been a Jehova's Witness for 2 years now. I refuse to be ordered to buy it.

378 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:49pm

Everybody has to stay after school.

379 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:49pm

This is every campaign promise made by every politician since 1776 incorporated into one friggin long paragraph.

380 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:49pm

So, we are going to fix the economy with new schools, free healthcare and what else? I seriously don't think this asswipe has a clue.

381 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:51pm

re: #368 jorline

Serious Question

What comes after a trillion?

The end!

382 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:52pm

How is the federal budget going to give incentives to teachers who are paid by local school districts?

383 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:52pm

Does anyone really believe this bullshit?

Dude I have a masters degree!

384 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:57pm

All Americans most go beyond high school. We are ordered to learn more.

Wow.

385 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:57pm

Oh yeah, go to college, meet the mad maxx professors, learn socialism, then get involved in politics!

386 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:58pm

re: #229 lobo91

Hey, there's an original thought: Let's seek a cure for cancer!

Why didn't anyone think of that before?

LOL.... Can't cure cancer if you drop out of high school.

387 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:00pm

Every moment of this was rehearsed over and over.

Am I imagining it or does he get a little nervous tremor in his voice sometimes?

388 code red 21  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:01pm

re: #334 Dahveed

200+ years of Speakers of the House are spinning in their graves watching Nancy embarass herself like this. And I didn't think she could embarass herself much more than she has through the past couple years.

What is she on her knees to the great one? I can't watch so I have to guess.

389 witness  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:06pm

What does Snoop Dog think about this?

390 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:08pm

re: #298 Charles

Biden's Twittering.

LOL

391 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:08pm

I'm on the verge of blasphemy!

392 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:08pm

I smell many billions more for the incompetent, militant teacher's unions.

/lovely, it's worked so well in the past let's throw more money down the gaping maw

393 mfarmer1  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:08pm

Commit to one year of higher education at a four year university!

394 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:12pm

wow, my high school principal just showed up

395 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:13pm

So HS drop outs means you gave up on you country. Nice.

396 politicalinsomniac  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:13pm

So Obama won't let people drop out of college or high school? How's he going to do that, exactly?

397 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:13pm

Stay in school until your 32.

398 bnichols10  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:14pm

It has to get MUCH worse before most people wake up. There are too many stupid people in this country that simply don't pay any attention....

399 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:16pm

i don't even hear what this guy is saying right now, it's just his face..

400 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:16pm
401 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:21pm

too bad crackheads don't watch SOTU addresses.

402 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:23pm

Mandated (free) college!

403 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:23pm

What the fuck is he talking about committing time to education. Sorry, I have a full-time job and two degrees that got me there.

404 jelo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:23pm

is that a botox affect, or does she have a permanent smug smile on her face?

405 vrwc007  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:24pm

Liar, Liar pants on fire.
"Commitment to charter schools" while new omnibus bill kills the DC charter schools.

406 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:25pm

re: #389 witness

What does Snoop Dog think about this?

Gin and Juice baby!

407 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:26pm

re: #383 Afrocity

Does anyone really believe this bullshit?

Dude I have a masters degree!

Not good enough..... PhD s for all..... FREE!

408 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:26pm

Dropping out of high school is no longer an option? It never was if you had responsible parents.

409 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:29pm

re: #324 Beach Lover

now we are going to educate children from birth?

Maybe we can turn our kids over to the Govmint.

410 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:36pm

"Dropping out of school is no longer an option."

What happens of someone does?

411 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:37pm

Ageist Obama! Only said young Americans finishing college!

412 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:38pm

When this speech is over, I'm going to review all of the threads set up to accommodate the comments made tonight. That is a goal I can meet.

413 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:40pm

re: #381 LockeOn

BHOllion

414 Lawrior  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:41pm

All Americans don't need to go to college. Sorry, that just isn't necessary.

415 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:43pm

re: #387 Charles

Every moment of this was rehearsed over and over.

Am I imagining it or does he get a little nervous tremor in his voice sometimes?

needs a Kool real bad

416 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:45pm

Look for a law to put them dropouts into the Obama Brigade.

417 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:46pm

Highest perportion of college grads*

*on welfare

418 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:48pm

Magically by 2020 US will have the highest proportion of college grads in the world.

419 Dasher  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:50pm

quadrillion = 10 E15

420 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:50pm

and then we can go to Mars...Finally.

421 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:51pm

Dream on.....

422 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:52pm

re: #197 Fat Jolly Penguin

That's what pisses me off. I'm 18, I got a job and started earning a paycheck in October. I'm wondering how much of my money I'll actually be able to keep when this nut is done with my country.

G-d willing you make a lot of money in your lifetime so you never have to go to the government for help.

423 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:52pm

You gonna help with my student loans asshole?

424 Parker in US  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:52pm

Cure for Cancer - Next week I will be having a walking on water demonstation - Obama

425 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:53pm

There's going to be a lot of 25 year old high school seniors out there.

426 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:55pm

re: #387 Charles

Every moment of this was rehearsed over and over.

Am I imagining it or does he get a little nervous tremor in his voice sometimes?

If you are imagining it, so am I.

427 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:57pm

We will pay for you to go to college. Oh yeah!

428 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:57pm

2020. Nice round number.

429 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:57pm

Dropping out of high school is not an option?

Punishable by what?

430 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:00pm

Here it comes...

431 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:01pm
432 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:02pm

not if they can't read and write! what a bunch of crap

433 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:03pm

Yeah, this is all the same BS from his campaign website.

434 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:04pm

Here comes the draft, through the back door.

435 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:05pm

Where is the money for all of this supposed to come from? Gringott's?

436 MPH  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:05pm

re: #347 Sharmuta

The price of shit goes up the more government involves itself in said shit.

Health care and education...the deeper the involvement, the greater the inflation.

437 SFGoth  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:05pm

re: #197 Fat Jolly Penguin

That's what pisses me off. I'm 18, I got a job and started earning a paycheck in October. I'm wondering how much of my money I'll actually be able to keep when this nut is done with my country.

You didn't earn a paycheck, you earned a pittance. Paycheck is what people used to earn.

438 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:05pm

re: #368 jorline

Serious Question

What comes after a trillion?

Trilliard. Then quadrillion, then quintillion.

Look for these numbers to appear in the federal budget before four years are up, at this rate.

439 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:06pm

ACORN!

440 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:09pm

I'm getting inspired. Hell, why not two unicorns in every garage.

441 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:10pm

Free education for community organizers!

442 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:12pm

That list of unpatriotic Americans keeps growing. Now it includes high school dropouts. BUMP under the bus go ye.

443 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:12pm

Paid volunteerism.

444 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:14pm

Brownshirts time = college time.

445 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:15pm

re: #368 jorline

Serious Question

What comes after a trillion?

Quadrillion.

446 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:15pm

Speech like Chinese food. An hour later, audience confused again.

447 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:17pm

Charles and All other Lizardim -

WAS doing Sys Maint. on a couple of machines. Pres. Obama had me going until he mentioned "CARBON TAX." With that comment, to Paraphrase former Rep. David Crockett of Tennessee - I'd Prefer Texas - and my Preident can go to Hell.

-S-

448 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:22pm

re: #368 jorline

Serious Question

What comes after a trillion?

quadrillion

449 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:22pm

oh no... he's going to announce the secret police in a second...

450 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:23pm

Volunteer for ACORN and you get free tuition!

451 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:23pm

Teddy baby!

452 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:23pm

National Service

453 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:24pm

Bi-Partisian my ass

454 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:25pm

re: #387 Charles

Every moment of this was rehearsed over and over.

Am I imagining it or does he get a little nervous tremor in his voice sometimes?

He's taking a different rhetorical tack on this one. His emphasis on certain words and cadence are different from every other speech of his that he has given.

455 HippieforLife  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:28pm

Oooh, now he goes to the youth corps.

456 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:28pm

re: #368 jorline

A gazillion.

457 Hugh_Mon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:28pm

Serve acorn --- go to college? DAMN!

458 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:30pm

Saw this coming, I did. Posted about it too.

459 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:31pm

Bribe them- that'll work.

460 do_not_spindle  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:32pm

So a college degree just became an entitlement? Sorry Mom & Dad for all that money you spent on me, and sorry honey for all those evenings I left you alone pursuing my masters.

461 The Shadow Do  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:33pm

Holy moly, did he just dictate higher education for everyone?

462 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:34pm

Oh swell. Guaranteed college education? Is this what I'm hearing?

463 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:35pm

'omage Kennedy.

464 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:37pm

Kennedy!

465 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:38pm

Here comes Obamacorps!

466 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:39pm

That was close to sacrilege.

467 code red 21  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:41pm

re: #372 Summer

I'm not really that entirely worried yet. Every President talks about these high handed ideals and almost none even get 1/10th of what they aspire for in these speeches.

Yea but is 1/10 is more than we can afford.

468 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:42pm

you meant do TO his country Mr. President

469 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:44pm

OMG the entitlements. OMG OMG OMG

470 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:45pm

re: #429 NukeAtomrod

Dropping out of high school is not an option?

Punishable by what?

Re-education camps.... in Louisiana and Florida.

471 witness  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:45pm

Teddy will pass a bill for free driving lessons for all!

472 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:51pm
473 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:54pm

I attend Embry-Riddle at the tune of 30k a year, can I get a bail out please!

474 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:50:58pm

re: #436 MPH

Health care and education...the deeper the involvement, the greater the inflation.

Exactly.

475 straight_shooter  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:00pm

Hatch-Kennedy - new No Child Left Behind

476 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:03pm

re: #298 Charles

Biden's Twittering.

Shouldn't that be a rotating title?

477 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:03pm

Does Pelosi have a catapault in her chair?

478 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:04pm

re: #387 Charles

Every moment of this was rehearsed over and over.

Am I imagining it or does he get a little nervous tremor in his voice sometimes?

This is what this man has lived for.

479 Hugh_Mon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:04pm

re: #410 NJDhockeyfan

"Dropping out of school is no longer an option."

What happens of someone does?

Reeducation camp

480 Lawrior  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:05pm

And if we send everybody to college, tuition will GO UP.

Sorry, I forgot that the President had no idea what a supply-demand curve is.

481 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:05pm

Obama Youth.

482 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:08pm

re: #388 code red 21

What is she on her knees to the great one? I can't watch so I have to guess.

I really can't describe it. I have never seen anything like it.

483 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:08pm
484 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:12pm

No free guns?

485 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:12pm

re: #410 NJDhockeyfan

"Dropping out of school is no longer an option."

What happens of someone does?

John Kerry will send them to Iraq.

486 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:12pm

The only time stopped asking what he could do for his country was either when he was drinking or swimming.

487 Tarkus289  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:14pm

Brazillion

488 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:14pm

re: #407 MarkX

Not good enough..... PhD s for all..... FREE!

Where can I sign up?

489 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:14pm

re: #462 badtemper

Oh swell. Guaranteed college education? Is this what I'm hearing?

Yep. Just serve the state, Kommrade!

490 Cognito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:15pm

"Salvation cometh. All ask, my children, is that Congress go work out the mere details and send me something to sign. Fear not."

491 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:22pm

I'm thinking of dropping out of UCLA. Why bother if the government is going to take care of everything?

/

492 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:24pm

re: #434 Charles

Here comes the draft,

through the back door

.

... don't go there Charles

493 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:26pm

re: #458 Charles

Saw this coming, I did. Posted about it too.

What? Which?

494 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:26pm

didn't Al Gore say to ignore your parents ?

495 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:27pm

He's stealing our platform.....

496 phillygirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:29pm

Private colleges run about $40,000 per year now. Maybe Ted Kennedy will pay everyone's tuition.

497 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:33pm

Education begins at home. I can agree with that.

498 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:34pm

re: #443 Occasional Reader

Paid volunteerism.

National Civil Security Force.

499 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:35pm
500 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:36pm

...Begin at home or a Fancy Private School

501 Luigi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:37pm

Let's put the voting age back to 21.

502 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:37pm

re: #458 Charles

Saw this coming, I did. Posted about it too.

What is that?

503 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:38pm

re: #440 HelloDare

And forty acres of Rohan soil!

504 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:39pm

Filler........

505 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:41pm

I'm outa barf bags...bad

506 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:42pm

Some college grads you will be forced to hire.

507 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:45pm

All TV will be pay-per-view with taxation.

508 kham  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:45pm

re: #448 jcm

quadrillion

A 2nd "Stimulus" package

509 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:47pm

re: #434 Charles

Here comes the draft, through the back door.

If they bring back the draft, I demand women have to serve as well. Just to be fair.

510 Summer Seale  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:48pm

re: #467 code red 21

Yea but is 1/10 is more than we can afford.

Anything they do is more than we can afford right now. The point is, how much of this will be implemented? My guess is: relatively little. =)

At least I can hope. =)

511 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:53pm

education beginning at home? Um, actually that is pretty much a Republican issue but nice try.

512 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:58pm

re: #477 Jim in Virginia

Does Pelosi have a catapault in her chair?

Speaker Smirky is very energetic tonight.

513 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:59pm

WTF, "we can't pass on a debt to our children"

514 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:01pm

COME ON, this is FANTASYLAND

515 teleskiguy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:02pm

No specifics! Platitudes, hyperbole, empty promises.

516 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:03pm

Whey don't they just stay on their feet for the rest of the damn speech.

517 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:08pm

Hahahaha!

518 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:15pm

He lies so boldly.

519 LionOfDixon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:15pm

The only serious question Teddy Kennedy ever asked was "How do I get myself out of drowning that woman at Chappaquidick, Bobby, and get into a shot of whiskey and a hot bowl of chowder?"

520 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:15pm

re: #437 SFGoth

You didn't earn a paycheck, you earned a pittance. Paycheck is what people used to earn.

Starting to wonder, after what I'm reading...

521 sjbroccoli  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:17pm

and a chicken in every pot.

522 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:17pm

Man, he is fucking bossy, isn't he?

523 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:17pm

Personal responsibility? It will never work.

524 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:19pm

No debt for the children.

Here come the unicorns.

525 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:19pm

re: #499 buzzsawmonkey

There is no substitute for a parent. If you do not have a parent, you will be assigned one.

It takes a village, dummy.

526 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:19pm

ok, that's enough for me. I picken up the guitar and will check in later.

527 do_not_spindle  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:20pm

remember, it's FOR THE CHILDREN!

528 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:20pm

My brain hurts from cognitive dissonance.

529 mike(in)savage  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:21pm

re: #477 Jim in Virginia

Does Pelosi have a catapault in her chair?

Ha!

530 Summer Seale  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:23pm

I really wish they would stop clapping...it is totally ludicrous..

531 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:24pm

Wiht the deficit I create...

532 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:27pm

'Inherited'. DRINK!

533 Carmella  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:29pm

To quote my Dad: "...and who is gonna pay for all this...?" ...as well as... "Unsecured personal debt will be the downfall of this country..."

534 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:29pm

Debt?
He's kidding, right..

535 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:30pm

The most memorable line from this speech so far is "Don't mess with Joe".

536 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:31pm

This is SO enlightening. Who knew we had to begin at HOME to educate our kids?


a debt passed on to our kids they can't pay..
OOPs. Advantage Obama.

537 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:33pm

re: #368 jorline

Serious Question

What comes after a trillion?

Quadrillion

Quintillion

Sextillion

Septillion

Octillion

cheers

eon

538 A Man for all Seasons  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:33pm

Finally! Obama after 49 minutes says something I agree with..
Education of our children begins at home

539 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:35pm

CRISIS take a drink!

540 witness  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:37pm

Inherited from Dodd and Frank

541 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:37pm

"crisis"

Drink!

542 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:38pm

I hate this man. Girly man.

543 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:41pm

"Inherited" again

544 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:44pm

Gun sales go up another 50% next month.

545 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:49pm

this has gone full tilt British parliment

546 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:49pm

"Deficit we inherited" is now an applause line

547 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:50pm

re: #534 ted

Debt?
He's kidding, right..

...Yes... he is.... *snicker*

548 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:51pm

Print more money!

549 Luigi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:51pm

The deficit is a big joke to them.

550 Holidays are Family Fun Time  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:51pm

D@mn, these non-SOTU threads are moving at Warp speed!

Where's Scotty, I think we are going to blow a gasket or something.

551 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:52pm

This is a joke.

552 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:52pm

Bush Blamed

553 Aviator  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:53pm

re: #196 Lawrior

Medical costs cause a bankruptcy every 30 seconds? HUH? WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?

AARP was pushing that in ads during the election. The only way the numbers work is if you assume every bankruptcy in this country is due to medical expenses.

554 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:54pm

The deficit we inherited? WTF? He doubled the deficit in a MONTH!

555 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:54pm

re: #515 teleskiguy

No specifics! Platitudes, hyperbole, empty promises.

your not being a team player just feel happy with the rest of us and stop pooping all over the King's new plan!

556 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:56pm

Free of earmarks!

557 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:58pm

Schumer is a slimy dumb fuck and I would say that to his face without a blink.

558 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:52:59pm
559 MPH  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:00pm

How can you call something "volunteering" if you are getting paid for it?

560 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:01pm

NO EARMARKS!

561 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:02pm

Free of earmarks?

His nose is growing.

562 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:04pm
3 thousand thousand
6 million million
9 billion 1000 million (1 milliard)
12 trillion billion
15 quadrillion 1000 billion
18 quintillion trillion
21 sextillion 1000 trillion
24 septillion quadrillion
27 octillion 1000 quadrillion
30 nonillion quintillion
33 decillion 1000 quintillion
36 undecillion sextillion
39 duodecillion 1000 sextillion
42 tredecillion septillion
45 quattuordecillion 1000 septillion
48 quindecillion octillion
51 sexdecillion 1000 octillion
54 septendecillion nonillion
57 octodecillion 1000 nonillion
60 novemdecillion decillion
63 vigintillion 1000 decillion

My money's on quattuordecillion.

563 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:04pm

Free of earmarks. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

564 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:05pm

Smirkiness is contagious.

565 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:05pm

A recovery plan free of ear marks? This guy is a fucking liar. Fuck you.

566 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:06pm

re: #537 eon

Quadrillion

Quintillion

Sextillion

Septillion

Octillion

cheers

eon

Googleplex

567 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:08pm

RECOVERY PLAN FREE OF EARMARKS... You mendacious @##$@#

568 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:08pm

Applause for inherited debt.

569 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:11pm

Recovery plan free of earmarks?

LMFAO.

570 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:11pm

re: #495 Sharmuta

He's stealing our platform.....

The difference is that he argues for it with the "unconstrained vision."

571 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:11pm

"Free of earmarks"?!

Did I hear some hoots and boos?

572 HippieforLife  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:13pm

No earmarks in Porkzilla! What a load of BS.

573 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:20pm

re: #523 Killgore Trout

Personal responsibility? It will never work.

Maybe not for you!

/

574 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:20pm

A glimpse into a "natural born liar". Behold in action.

575 AmericanMe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:21pm

Liar liar

576 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:23pm
577 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:24pm

Blame, Blame, it's not my fault, it's that guy and his party's fault!

578 jonturner  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:24pm

Dear Mr. Obama,
Please send me one of those nifty unicorns I see you riding in the oil paintings. I think that would be more fun to ride that the shitty little electric cars you're going to force GM to build.

579 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:25pm

Get used to these little speaches guys. I bet he has one a month, or one whenever the polls show him down. The clinton is strong in this one.

580 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:26pm

lol this is comical!

581 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:26pm

Lol!

582 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:29pm

this is what happens when an undeserving narcissistic hack is put on a pedestal.

583 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:29pm

re: #544 Buffalo Fats

Gun sales go up another 50% next month.

Not possible, everyone is sold out. Have you tried lately? I have....

584 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:30pm

Cutting the defense budget bigtime.

585 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:31pm

My wife just said...if everyone take responsibility then we won't need the government...that's why I love her!

586 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:35pm

re: #538 HoosierHoops

Finally! Obama after 49 minutes says something I agree with..
Education of our children begins at home

OR A FANCY PRIVATE SCHOOL.

587 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:35pm

2 trillion... guaranteed it comes from the military.

588 bnichols10  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:36pm

We need a 3rd Party....

589 sjbroccoli  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:37pm

at least some of the reps called him out on his "no earmarks" b.s.

590 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:41pm

re: #547 MarkX

...Yes... he is.... *snicker*

Pinocchio........

591 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:42pm
592 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:46pm

Deficit that we inherited.....said that 4 times. Got it right here on my Obingo card.

593 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:49pm

Rush is going to have a field day with this. Tomorrow will be great.

594 mfarmer1  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:50pm

You should see the applications for employment I get from so-called college grads. The % of college graduates isn't the problem Mr. President.

595 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:51pm

re: #568 Killgore Trout

Applause for inherited debt.

I wish someone would boo.

596 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:56pm

Free of ear marks! WTF

I think my eyes are bleeding!

597 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:57pm

0bama hates the Iraqis.

598 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:58pm

Another slam on Bush.

599 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:53:59pm

He found wasteful spending- national defense.

600 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:00pm

Line item veto is not constitutional.

601 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:01pm

I owe you 1 million. I print 1 million and you are paid.

2 trillion dollars savings.

Outsourcing the military to China.

602 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:02pm

Goddammit, the deficit you inherited? How about the deficit you tripled?

603 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:04pm

re: #448 jcm

quadrillion

and then?
/

604 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:04pm

re: #559 MPH

How can you call something "volunteering" if you are getting paid for it?

How can you call it "volunteering" if the government orders you to do it?

cheers

eon

605 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:13pm

re: #545 cronus

this has gone full tilt British parliment

Here, here.

606 415woman  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:15pm

Ah, there it is! The "inherited" economic problem. Who was in charge the last two years? Well, its all your problem now, Obama, with all your new spending that you went through line by line. Pthththt.

607 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:15pm

re: #583 MarkX

Not possible, everyone is sold out. Have you tried lately? I have....

I've been more than set for years....

608 HippieforLife  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:20pm

The fools actually clapped when he said the deficit "we inherited".

Yep, from the damn demo-ratic congress!

609 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:21pm

Cheap shots.

610 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:22pm

ELIMINATE NO BID CONTRACTS... right, so you'll just put out general procurement bids to put out oil well fires. Rrrrright

611 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:23pm

Wasted in Iraq? you IDIOT! Iraq is one of the greatest stories evah!

612 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:23pm

re: #571 Dianna

"Free of earmarks"?!

Did I hear some hoots and boos?

Murtha just fainted.

613 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:23pm

Oh, no, here goes the defence budget!

614 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:24pm

re: #545 cronus

this has gone full tilt British parliment

NOW I know what those competing cheering/booing sections reminded me of...

He's really really playing to the crowd!

615 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:25pm

We'll eliminate no-bid contracts and replace them with no-bid union contracts.

616 The Shadow Do  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:25pm

Heap big liar this one.

617 Lawrior  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:30pm

I love that the Dems were cheering for the deficit that they inherited from . . . THEMSELVES!

Oh, I forgot that Bush passed budgets all by himself with nary a vote from them.

618 yesandno  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:31pm

a recovery plan without earmarks.......

Liar, liar, liar.....

Going to SAVE 1/2 the deficit that just doubled by the STICK IT TO YOU Bill they just passed.....


Root out the waste....FIRE THE GOVERNMENT>

619 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:32pm

Iraq a waste........ f*cking liar....

620 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:33pm

"We'll eliminate the no-bid contracts that were started by Bill Clinton" is what he should have said...

621 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:33pm

Cold war weapons systems? Like aircraft carriers?

622 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:34pm

End education programs that don't work?

ie. The Public School System?

623 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:34pm

Where are the cheerleaders in frilly skirts?

624 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:35pm

Fuck. There goes the military budget.

625 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:36pm

re: #561 Alouette

Free of earmarks?

His nose is growing.

LOLOLOLOLOL

626 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:37pm

Did his nose just grow? Because he's telling whoppers.

627 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:38pm

re: #593 Dahveed

Rush is going to have a field day with this. Tomorrow will be great.

LOL

628 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:39pm

I think I just heard the sound of the end. You are going to be gutted and eviscerated in the name of teh One™.

629 straight_shooter  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:40pm

Goodbye Haliburton.

630 TonyR  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:42pm

How about cleaning up middle and high schools by hiring teachers who: a) speak clear English, and b) leave their political agenda in the parking lot. THEN let's talk about the dropout rate — at least among the best and brightest of the middle-class...

631 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:45pm
632 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:46pm

Creepy statement about Medicare.

633 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:48pm

OBAMA HATES EVERYBODY.

634 witness  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:50pm

Market will crash tomorrow

635 CynicalConservative  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:54pm

re: #600 Killgore Trout

Line item veto is not constitutional.

The constitution is what O uses for TP

636 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:59pm

Fucking over the rich

637 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:59pm

Reform our defense budget.

Soldiers: Get ready to start buying your bullets on your own. It happened under Clinton...it's happening again.

638 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:01pm

he needs to be clear!

639 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:01pm

EVIL RICH WHITE MAN! It is all his fault!

640 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:02pm

The last time I heard so many lies was when, well, I never have.

641 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:06pm

Why do I think I'll be longing for the days of the low inflation of Jimmy Carter?

642 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:09pm

D--n metrosexual--he's going to hurt the rich.

643 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:09pm

Another shipping container full of American jobs. Bon voyage.

644 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:10pm

Please, don't be clear.

645 KansasMom  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:13pm

Good lawd. I think Pelosi has squishy-pants.

646 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:19pm

It's a GAME SHOW!

647 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:19pm

John Galt, are you listening?

648 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:21pm

re: #607 Buffalo Fats

I've been more than set for years....

I've never been set.... ;-)

649 LionOfDixon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:21pm

Why don't the sycophantic idiots in the hall applauding like bleating sheep just come out with it and start shouting "Two legs good, Four legs bad!"

650 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:21pm

The markets are so f---ed tomorrow.

651 Gozer the Carpathian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:22pm

I can't wait to hear Rush, Hannity and Levin just go off on this pile of BS. I'm not even hearing it live and I can tell this one is a doozy.

So anyone think a drop in the stock market of more than 300 points?

652 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:23pm

re: #608 HippieforLife

The fools actually clapped when he said the deficit "we inherited".

Yep, from the damn demo-ratic congress!

Insert easy, big lie. Repeat.

Smirk at hoi poloi.

653 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:23pm

Market down 420 tomorrow

654 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:23pm

Hooray for protectionism!

655 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:23pm

READ MY LIPS

656 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:25pm

Those poor 5%......

657 teleskiguy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:26pm

Ending tax breaks for corporations? We have the highest tax rate for corporations in the industrialized world!

658 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:27pm

I've been doing solar buildings off and on for a long time. They'll help, but they are no panacea, and you have to plan them from the start for a really effective one (passive solar) and you have to have a good site with lots of sun. It is not something the country can switch over to right away. It is only part of the solution and we should have been working steadily at it since the mid-1970s.

I am very dismayed that a politician of this type has gotten ahold of the idea.

I hope it is not the kiss of death to something actually good.

Look at the derision the concept of solar is getting in this thread, and will get in general after it is oversold by this guy.

Ojoe, architect.

659 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:28pm

Ouch, the Markets are going bitch slap him for good tomorrow!

660 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:28pm

And for those who actually make money, well sucks to be you.

661 kham  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:30pm

Didn't he give this same speech during the DNC in Denver?

662 phillygirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:30pm

Great - let's eliminate farmers. Each family will get a magic wand.

663 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:30pm

Oh, NOW we know that magic number is $1/4 million.

664 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:31pm

That does it. I'm asking for a pay cut.

665 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:31pm

re: #561 Alouette

Free of earmarks?

His nose is growing.

Or ears in his case.

666 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:32pm

Bull shit!

667 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:34pm
668 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:35pm

He's holding to the $250K line.

Knew he had to.

669 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:35pm

Wealthiest 2%

$250,000

small business?

670 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:36pm

So-so applause for his increases in the "wealthy" Americans. You are now wealthy is you make less than 250K/yr.

671 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:36pm

Mr. President.

Where does money come from?

672 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:36pm

Rich liberals are now wondering what they've done to themselves.

673 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:37pm

'Not one single dime'. Bulls**t.

674 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:37pm

Only going to soak people who earn more than $250,000

675 Muadib  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:37pm

BULLSHIT

676 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:38pm

pres. bush is a patriot, you asshole.
he never slammed america to gain favor w/ the enemy.

677 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:39pm

You stinking wealthy Americans.

678 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:39pm

Heavens to Bejesus!
He is the Messiah!

679 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:40pm

Wow.

680 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:41pm

He is counting the Porkulus package as part of the deficit that he will be cutting. How deceptive is that. Remember the graph on how it is being spent. And he is counting the scaling down of the war, which if he had his way, would have ended in defeat. I wonder how many people are buying this crap.

681 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:41pm

re: #554 Racer X

The deficit we inherited? WTF? He doubled the deficit in a MONTH!

No he didn't. The "stimulus" bill is "off budget." That means it doesn't count.

Seriously.

682 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:42pm

re: #631 buzzsawmonkey

Not paying for weapons systems we don't use? Guess that means bye-bye nukes.

Unless we start using 'em.

(Just sayin')

yeah, that was a scary line.

683 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:42pm

Well, he finally mentioned the military.

/only to say [expletive deleted] them

684 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:46pm

The answer

Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...
Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...Tax...

685 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:48pm

Not one single dime. That we can quality at least.

686 Jim in Virginia  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:50pm

"abuse that does not make our seniors any healthier":
Bye grandma. Sorry we can't spend any more money on you.

687 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:50pm

re: #629 straight_shooter

Goodbye Haliburton.

Good bye, free Iraq.

688 DisturbedEma  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:52pm

re: #489 Racer X

Yep. Just serve the state, Kommrade!


Except that not everyone will get to go. . .in the end there will be a reliance on those pesky culturally biased tests that will end or begin a college career, ala Great Britian, Germany and the like. . .

689 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:54pm

I feel like I'm watching a televangelist.

690 vrwc007  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:55pm

A Democratic orgy.

691 Shanimal1918  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:55pm

Thanks for watching for me and providing this color commentary. I can't stomach actually watching such a blatant liar so soon after eating.

He is a true snake oil salesman.

Genuine Obama Brand Snake Oil Sale!

692 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:58pm

Whoa, I have a check in the mail?

693 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:55:58pm

the checks are in the mail.

694 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:00pm

Lies of the Union

695 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:02pm

"Check's in the mail"

696 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:03pm

Tax Cut?!?!

Where's my beer money?

697 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:03pm

Lie!

There is no way he's not raising my taxes; listen to the idiocies he's spouting!

698 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:03pm

Blame Bush Blame Bush Blame Bush Blame Bush Blame Bush Blame Bush Blame Bush Blame Bush...

699 teleskiguy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:06pm

Just had his READ MY LIPS moment...

700 witness  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:07pm

Its so obvious he doesn't believe what he says

701 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:08pm

What checks?

702 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:08pm

Translation

Obama: Our nakedness will make us safe! We can grovel for safety and be safe!

703 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:10pm

Checks are on the way?

704 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:11pm

re: #653 GOPManHatTanIte

Market down 420 tomorrow

Yea everyone is going to need to be stoned for this.

705 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:11pm

re: #631 buzzsawmonkey

Not paying for weapons systems we don't use? Guess that means bye-bye nukes.

So you can't have a stockpile? Wait, enemy, while we make a weapon system to fight you off.

706 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:11pm

$ will be like lira

707 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:11pm

The cheque's in the mail!

708 Totally Berserk  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:12pm

The check is in the mail!

709 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:15pm

re: #645 KansasMom

wish they'd slip a whoopie cushion under that butt.

710 BlueCanuck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:15pm

BWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAA! The Check Is In The Mail.

/

711 straight_shooter  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:16pm

The check is in the mail. Except for you guys making $250,001.

712 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:17pm

re: #671 jcm

Mr. President.

Where does money come from?

LOL!

713 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:18pm

here we go again!

Obama, you won, remember, now it's time to lead, and not campaign!

714 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:20pm

Keeping the presses busy printing checks and money

715 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:22pm

Damn! Schumer is just as bad as Pelosi.

716 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:22pm

My check is on the way! Drinks on me!

717 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:29pm

He really said raise taxes?

718 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:32pm

He actually said: "The checks are on the way!"
:

719 Dr. Shalit  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:33pm

re: #291 kateca

Dear President Obama.

Please make my health care affordable, or free, by letting the old people die and providing free abortions to limit the population.

kateca -

Of course, there is NO OTHER WAY to get to the Canadian 10% of GDP for healthcare rather than our +/- 15% except to ration care and price control pharmaceuticals . Of course, in such a system, the wealthy or big-wig can avoid it by going overseas where they can get pay for services medicine. SEE - BELINDA STRONACH, "search engine her if you will for what she did to cure HER breast cancer. That is all.

-S-

720 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:34pm

He's gonna start passing out Wonka bars in a sec.

721 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:34pm

Shit, this is a great speech...I money flowing everywhere.

722 Mirage  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:37pm

re: #438 Fat Jolly Penguin

Trilliard. Then quadrillion, then quintillion.

Look for these numbers to appear in the federal budget before four years are up, at this rate.

Goes from trillion (almost typed trillian there) to quadrillion. Easy to remember, tri-, quad-, quint-, sext-, sept-, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, etc.

723 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:41pm

Well, I guess I'd better not work hard or be successful so I don't blow that $250K threshold.

724 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:42pm

ITS NOT A TAX CUT IF YOUR NOT PAYING THAT MUCH IN TAXES....CALL IT WELLFARE YOU SLIMEY DOUCHE IN A SUIT

725 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:45pm

re: #690 vrwc007

A Democratic orgy.

Bring condoms and penicillin

726 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:47pm

Honesty? You havent had ONE honest moment in your life, asshat.

727 Gort  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:47pm

re: #563 midwestgak

Free of earmarks. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The country's backside will be covered with earmarks if Barack 'Ears' Obama succeeds with his Great Socialist Experiment.

728 Muadib  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:48pm

Comrades,

Your check is in the mail.

729 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:48pm

re: #689 NYCHardhat

I feel like I'm watching a televangelist.

A combination of Peter Popov and Benny Hinn. Both complete shysters.

730 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:49pm

re: #668 Charles

He's holding to the $250K line.

Knew he had to.

How, though?!

731 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:49pm

re: #712 Buffalo Fats

LOL!

Money monkey, silly!

732 DisturbedEma  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:50pm

re: #535 Pianobuff

The most memorable line from this speech so far is "Don't mess with Joe".

I agree- Joe the Plumber looks ripped. . .

733 whtokbyu  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:54pm

not a dime; but cut all the tax credits

734 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:55pm

re: #711 straight_shooter

The check is in the mail. Except for you guys making $250,001.

You'll be mailing the check, send it all in.

735 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:55pm

where's my fcking new kitchen?

736 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:56pm

re: #636 Sharmuta

Fucking over the rich

How many here got hired by a poor person?

Raise your hands!

737 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:56pm
738 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:56:57pm

Pelosi must be getting tired. She hasn't gotten this much exorcise since they they did away with manual vibrators.

739 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:00pm

Let me be clear,

Watch out

Not a dime

/Guzzling a brewski. Help!

740 jelo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:03pm

The dude must have blue balls by now with all this virtual stroking! Michelle better watch out tonight....

741 LionOfDixon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:03pm

Never trust a race-baiting, drug-using, terrorist-friendly, community-organizing socialist from Crook County, Illinois.

742 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:04pm

I am not listening--only reading what I see here. Is the Military fucked?

743 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:04pm

He hates the Afghanis now too.

744 politicalinsomniac  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:05pm

What a clever play on words: "We're also suffering from a deficit of trust"...

745 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:09pm

re: #721 jorline

Shit, this is a great speech...I money flowing everywhere.

... but not to you, pal. Your'e not one of the chosen....

746 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:12pm

Woohoo, a whole 13 bucks a month!

747 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:14pm

re: #672 Sharmuta

Rich liberals are now wondering what they've done to themselves.

Why? Most of them don't bank in the US anyway.

748 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:16pm

Who cares how much a war cost?! It's war asshole!

749 mfarmer1  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:18pm

This guy could confiscate every single piece of private property in the nation, sell it at market value, and it still wouldn't pay for all of this bullshit.

750 code red 21  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:19pm

re: #482 Dahveed

I really can't describe it. I have never seen anything like it.

OMG we are in deep shit then.

751 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:26pm

OMG here it comes.

752 Summer Seale  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:27pm

So, basically....if I make $250,001/year, I'm more screwed than somebody who makes a dollar less than me? =)

753 huckfunn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:29pm

Japan and Europe where somewhere in the mix when he was speaking about energy. Mentioned were wind, solar, better car batteries and collective bovine flatuence.... not one word about nuclear.

's'use me, but I don't think he gets it.

754 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:29pm
755 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:30pm

"For seven years we've been a nation at war. NO LONGER WILL WE HIDE ITS PRICE." Shouted.

756 RockmanVermont  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:32pm

Guys,this is pathetic

Our President just said the most truthful thing of the night,and I quote

"We have the highest dropout rate of any industrialized nation,and half of our students do not graduate high school,and half of those students who do start college,do not finish.But yet 3/4Th's of the fastest growing job sections in our economy require a college degree,this is a recipe for economic decline"

Name the top 20 cities in this country by population,look at who is in charge of those school systems,look at the dropout rate,and understand that democratic cities such as Chicago and L.A. have drop out rates of 60-80 FREAKING PERCENT.And cities such as Dallas(though some are run by democrats,they are in Red States) have drop out rates in the 30s.Which is average for the majority of our country.

Does anyone else see a problem with this.Liberal ideology in our schools(everyone wins,don't overwork yourself,play nice) is ruining our economy in the long run,thats the only 100% Truthful thing I've heard from this guy.

757 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:32pm

re: #681 lobo91

No he didn't. The "stimulus" bill is "off budget." That means it doesn't count.

Seriously.

I have a friend who did that....
He's doing 5 to 10 in the pen.

758 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:33pm

re: #703 midwestgak

Checks are on the way?

I've heard that one before...checks in the mail...here that California?

759 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:34pm

WHO WHERE IS JOHN GALT?!?

760 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:36pm

John McCain looks really pissed.

761 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:38pm

re: #738 HelloDare

Pelosi must be getting tired. She hasn't gotten this much exorcise exercise since they they did away with manual vibrators.

762 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:40pm

B-1
B-2
F-22

763 BigMoo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:45pm

Been catching up on email and watching 'Diehard 9 or 10' (I've lost track how many the've done).
Any references to our promised Unicorns yet ?

764 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:48pm

Pockystan

765 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:49pm

Pokkystahn.

766 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:50pm

Sit down McCain!

767 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:50pm

So he is basically carrying out Bush policy on Iraq.

768 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:52pm

What allies exactly?

769 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:53pm

re: #735 nyc redneck

where's my fcking new kitchen?

Where the f*uck is my 50" Plasma?

770 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:53pm

'...End this war.'
Candy being passed out in the streets of Gaza now.

771 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:54pm

tough on terror. HAH

772 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:56pm

re: #704 The_Vig

Yea everyone is going to need to be stoned for this.

Crap, does that mean I have to hunt up someone to sell me pot? I don't know where to find any!

773 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:57:58pm

Shut up with the 95% of Americans get tax cuts!

/it's $13 a week!

774 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:01pm

Does he say something pro- Palestinian?

775 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:01pm

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

wipe

honesty?

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

is he friggin kidding?

oh and Iraq gets thrown under the bus for Pockistan

776 Luigi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:06pm

We'll have them do it from the white house.

777 TonyR  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:07pm

"POCK"-is-stan...

778 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:07pm

re: #668 Charles

He's holding to the $250K line.

Knew he had to.


Sounds good on the surface. But most of the successful folks making that much money have businesses of their own that will now be impacted. So, if you make less than 250K, you won't get hit with new taxes, just laid off.

779 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:07pm

HE WON'T ALLLLLOW plotting against Americans...whoa!

780 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:09pm

Wow........

781 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:09pm

I will not allow terrorists to PLOT? WTF?

782 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:11pm

re: #669 Afrocity

Yep. Sucks to be them. Obama is totally clueless.

783 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:12pm

Yup, here comes the Reagan moment.

784 skree  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:13pm

re: #172 katemaclaren

O/T Hey, in the midst of this, doesn't everyone want to wish a big 54th birthday to STEVE JOBS!? Today is his birthday!

He's my BOSS! Happy Birthday Steve!

785 DisturbedEma  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:14pm

re: #672 Sharmuta

Rich liberals are now wondering what they've done to themselves.

and how they can do unto others. . .

786 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:15pm

Fuck McCain just stood

787 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:16pm

Look out Pockystan! Obama's commin' ta git ya!

788 kham  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:17pm

re: #669 Afrocity

Wealthiest 2%

$250,000

small business?

Is that if you're single and not living in New York or San Francisco?

789 Tarkus289  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:18pm

Bullets

790 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:20pm

then how can you justify closing GITMO?

791 Racer X  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:21pm

"I will not allow it"

I will encourage it.

792 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:21pm

Cut defense and stop terrorists! Magicial Unicorns.

793 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:22pm

The military. Here we go.

794 Nevergiveup  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:24pm

re: #762 Gus 802

B-1
B-2
F-22

That don't look good

795 A Man for all Seasons  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:29pm

re: #718 jamgarr

He actually said: "The checks are on the way!"
:

I know! How much?

796 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:30pm

Sarah Palin should walk in wearing leather.

797 jetprop  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:31pm

Not a single earmark..

Only 9,000

Buwahahahaaa!

798 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:31pm

re: #755 Charles

"For seven years we've been a nation at war. NO LONGER WILL WE HIDE ITS PRICE." Shouted.

Damnit, the congress has been voting the appropriations! We know exactly what it costs!

799 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:32pm

I hate the rich so much! Except that rich guy that pays my salary. I hope Obama didn't piss him off too much.

800 Biff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:32pm

GI bill education benefits for hanging out in the hood?

801 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:34pm
802 mrgreen  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:34pm

Those top 2% pay nearly 50% of total tax revenues! FU Barak.

803 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:40pm

I am weeping for the death of my country.

804 Tarkus289  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:41pm

You Lie sir

805 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:41pm

re: #794 Nevergiveup

Just a guess.

806 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:42pm

He will not ALLOW people to plot against us. How will he do this?

Let me rephrase. How the FUCK will he do this?

807 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:43pm

Jump up Smiky!

808 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:43pm

"We thank you. Now go fuck yourselves."

809 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:46pm

re: #795 HoosierHoops

I know! How much?

$13

810 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:48pm

Have to say, Michelle looks the best I have ever seen her... really great, although the sleeveless is maybe not so appropriate for this.
But BHO is still a pants on fire big fat liar re the taxes.

811 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:49pm

unyielding support! what a fucking joke when you advocated our surrender for 2 years!

812 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:51pm

Obama: you do not honor our troops. bastard.

813 MadHamster  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:51pm

This guy must think that every American's sphincter is going to magically turn into an ATM that spits out cash on demand.

814 The Shadow Do  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:53pm

Obama declares war on war (that means defense budget in the terlet). And then we will defeat Al Queda - 'cause I just said we will.

815 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:53pm

Oh so now they love the military

816 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:53pm

He sounds so scary when he says he will get al-Qaeda and Taliban.

/

817 Taqyia2Me  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:55pm

Barry's from the government and he's here to help us.
/

818 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:55pm

re: #730 Dianna
Axelrod has floated trial ballons about expiring the Bush tax cuts earlier.

819 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:55pm

Obama military recruitment numbers just dropped. Fight?

820 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:58:57pm
We honor your service....


BULL SHIT!

821 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:01pm

I mean- Smirky.

822 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:03pm

re: #755 Charles

His peace will be more expensive than war.

823 yesandno  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:03pm

Liar.....liar......

unyeilding support.....


wait for it......BUT bla, bla, bla

824 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:03pm

Mmmmmmmmm..........Sincere?

825 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:07pm

That soldier got mauled with hand shakes.

826 mrgreen  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:08pm

Yeah... we totally support you civilian bombers and baby killers.

827 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:08pm

"And that's why I'm ordering the immediate invasion of the Al Qaeda-infested regions of Paki..."

Oh. He didn't really say that.

828 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:09pm

I don't think that is ganna make his buddy Bill very happy.

829 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:14pm

Oh, our dear soldiers. They are dear, but look so dejected. Bless those men.

830 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:23pm

re: #806 Catttt

He will not ALLOW people to plot against us. How will he do this?

Let me rephrase. How the FUCK will he do this?

He will do the plotting and the carrying out for them.

831 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:28pm

Bobblehead!

832 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:30pm

I am an Army Officer. I don't want your support. I want to go to the friggin battlefield and defeat the enemies of this country.

asshole

833 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:34pm
834 vrwc007  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:35pm

Anyone think we have a snowballs chance in hell of surviving this guy?

835 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:35pm

I wonder if you blink too much re: #762 Gus 802

B-1
B-2
F-22

Don't forget

Missile Defense

Intelligence

836 Mich-again  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:40pm

re: #622 NukeAtomrod

End education programs that don't work?

That would be a reference to the Ted Kennedy-George W Bush "No Child Left Behind" law. They hate that.

837 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:42pm
838 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:44pm

Hide the price of the war?

Um...you were a senator and isn't the congress responsible for appropriations? Shouldn't you have known? Or is not reading bills part of the change that the Obama presidency promised?

839 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:48pm

Increase troop levels. Draft?

840 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:49pm

The ONLY good thing said tonight...do right by our military.

841 BigMoo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:50pm

Anybody ever bother to tell this guy that the election was just a couple months ago ? At that he won ?
Jeeez

842 MadHamster  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:51pm

how often he likes that phrase "my budget increases"

843 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:51pm

re: #801 buzzsawmonkey

I will not allow terrorists to plot halfway around the world.

I'll bring 'em here where they can do it in comfort.

And with the same rights afforded to every American.

844 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:51pm

BULL SHIT.... i can't stand his lying to the military!

845 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:51pm

The lowliest PFC is more of a soldier than you will ever be Obama!

846 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:53pm

Cut the military budget by 25%.

847 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:56pm

re: #738 HelloDare

Pelosi must be getting tired. She hasn't gotten this much exorcise since they they did away with manual vibrators.

manual vibrators? Wouldn't that be an actual mal..... never mind.

I have heard of electric and battery, but never manual except for mas.... never mind.

848 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:56pm

Raise their pay, but cut their weapons systems. So they'll be better-paid when they die.

849 Jetpilot1101  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:57pm

Yeah I get a raise!

850 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:58pm

re: #770 Cygnus

End it? Fookin ell, it is either lost or won, which does he propose?

851 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:00pm

"New and comprehensive strategy in Pakistan and Afghanistan"

Build roads. Play Peace Corps. Stop "alienating" the Taliban.

Then hope that when they rule Pakistan, they won't give al_Qaeda suitcase nukes.

That's not a strategy, that's dreaming.

cheers

eon

852 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:00pm

We honor your service. Forget about that bill I sponsored that would have had all combat troops out of Iraq by March 31, 2008, which would have insured defeat.

853 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:02pm

Healthcare and raises for ALL!

854 Colonel Panik  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:02pm

Renewable fuels? Is he going to give me free biodiesel for my Jeep? Can I haz carbon creditz?

855 teleskiguy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:03pm

He's saying good things about the soldiers! Huh...

856 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:04pm

re: #837 buzzsawmonkey

Has he thrown Israel under the bus yet?

Just give him a minute!

857 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:04pm

Goody, healthcare. "That they have earned?"

858 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:09pm

re: #778 badtemper

Sounds good on the surface. But most of the successful folks making that much money have businesses of their own that will now be impacted. So, if you make less than 250K, you won't get hit with new taxes, just laid off.

And investors will freak out and sell and sell and sell.

859 rearden888  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:19pm

re: #832 useless

+1 Me too!

860 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:20pm

re: #837 buzzsawmonkey

Has he thrown Israel under the bus yet?

Give him time... the night is young....

861 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:22pm

Justice for terrorists!

862 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:22pm

re: #773 Killian Bundy

Shut up with the 95% of Americans get tax cuts!

/it's $13 a week!

The country raised my property evaluation by the maximum allowed 6%, nevermind I've lost $100,000 in value in a year. Then they raised the taxes on the raised value 12%.

$13?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

863 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:27pm

swift and certain justice for the gulf of aden bomber happened... oh wait

864 Scion9  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:29pm

re: #747 Afrocity

Why? Most of them don't bank in the US anyway.

Or pay taxes.

865 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:29pm

Fuck you you POS.

866 Cognito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:30pm

Oh my Lord -- this is a show. It's all a show. These people have no idea what to do. They're panicked, and want to look good applauding.

867 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:33pm

re: #815 Beach Lover

Oh so now they love the military

That kind of "love" our military can do without.

868 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:34pm

Swift and certain justice for captured terrorists? Didnt he lettem go?

869 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:34pm

Did actually say "universal savings accounts"?

/I thought that Republican idea was like Holy water to Bonkeys

870 wee fury  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:34pm

Closing Gitmo.
The big dummy.

871 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:36pm

I feel like I'm 6 again and it's Christmas morning.

872 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:39pm

This reminds me of a revival meeting.

873 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:39pm

Wow, Obama is going to make Marines! Awesome, and kind of amazing!

Wink Wink

874 Bob Dillon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:40pm

re: #806 Catttt

He will not ALLOW people to plot against us. How will he do this?

Let me rephrase. How the FUCK will he do this?

Ummmm - the clouds will part and rays of sunshine will ... oh never mind. You wouldn't understand.

875 MPH  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:40pm

See the collective orgasm Obama fanboys are having live on Twitter:
[Link: search.twitter.com...]

Some of it is quite embarrassing.

876 DisturbedEma  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:41pm

re: #710 BlueCanuck

BWWWAAAAHHHHHAAAAA! The Check Is In The Mail.

/

The best part- the checks are about 8 "extra" dollars a week. . .for most, and for some, it is the same as finding money in your couch. . .

877 Dianna  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:42pm

re: #818 snowcrash

Axelrod has floated trial ballons about expiring the Bush tax cuts earlier.

We're so doomed.

I think I'm going to begin crying, Waily! Waily! We're doooooomed!

878 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:44pm

Seek swift justice for terrorists... law enforcement approach, it worked so well through 2001, didn't it?!

879 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:47pm

Make every liberal house a former GITMO detainee.

880 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:47pm
881 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:50pm

Does not torture. What do you think you're doing to us right now.

882 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:51pm

re: #846 kateca

Did he say that? I'm not listening.

883 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:51pm

re: #820 MarkX

We honor your service

by.....
not visiting the troops yet.
Swift and certain justice for terrorists= Let Em All Go.

884 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:51pm

Swift and certain...does that entail firing squads


just wishful thinking

885 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:00:53pm

Swift and certain justice for captured terrorist? Summary executions? Great!

886 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:00pm

He's torturing me.

887 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:01pm

Swift and certain justice for captured terrorists. Coming soon to a courtroom near you. In your neighborhood. Nice.

888 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:02pm

re: #827 Charles

"And that's why I'm ordering the immediate invasion of the Al Qaeda-infested regions of Paki..."

Oh. He didn't really say that.

Holy Shit, he didn't?

889 katemaclaren  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:04pm

I dunno know, I FEEL like I'm being tortured right now.

890 MadHamster  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:06pm

is this speech being sponsored by MSNBC?

891 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:09pm

JAck Baure Tortures...

892 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:09pm

The U.S. doesn't torture? Then what the hell does he call this speech?

893 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:11pm

I don't mind not liking McCain again.

894 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:13pm

We dont torture.

We just sit by and let terrorists walk out with vital information that could protect our country from further attack.

895 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:14pm

"We don't TORTURE" but YOU ARE KILLING ME!

896 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:15pm

I want to waterboard myself now.

897 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:17pm

The values our soldiers believe in, is that like 2 to the chest and 1 to the head?

898 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:23pm

Rendition. Torture. Oops.

899 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:25pm

Living our values? He doesn't get it - THEY don't live our values !

900 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:25pm

WE'RE NICE TO TERROSIRSTS.

901 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:26pm

How about a detainee for every garage. That would be a solution.

902 AmericanMe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:28pm

Dude, you're torturing me with this boring ass speech full of lies...

903 DisturbedEma  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:29pm

re: #786 Neo Con since 9-11

Fuck McCain just stood

Who knew he could withstand what he did and yet would be cowed by this. . .shit!

904 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:30pm

We don't torture! We export it! Sneaky bastard.

905 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:32pm

McCain is an idiot too.

906 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:34pm

"We do not torture"="We don't want to know what you know. Would you like dinner now"

907 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:39pm

re: #886 Opinionated

He's torturing me.

Bwahahaha.... ROFLMAO... GOOD ONE.

908 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:42pm

Has he said anything of substance yet?

909 Last Mohican  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:44pm

re: #832 useless

I want to go to the friggin battlefield and defeat the enemies of this country.

There's one of them, right on your TV there.

910 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:45pm

Listening to Obama = Torture

911 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:46pm

re: #871 jorline

I feel like I'm 6 again and it's Christmas morning.

and there's nothing under the tree.
but empty boxes.

912 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:47pm

Now he throws Israel under the bus.

913 Muadib  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:49pm

re: #779 katemaclaren

HE WON'T ALLLLLOW plotting against Americans...whoa!

And yet he plots against the United States of America.

914 J.S.  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:49pm

this is just ficking unbelievable -- it's free health care, free education ("get your PhD now, folks!"), it's free mortages, it's free, free, free, and borrow, borrow, borrow! and let's not hear anything about "our children's debts they'll be inheriting -- that's just scary talk!" Unbelievable. Words, words, words, goodies and more goodies and more freebies for everyone. It's Unicorns and Rainbows forever and ever!

915 The Shadow Do  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:52pm

We are going to have more Marines and soldiers and pay more for them and increase benefits, and, and , and....

We will arm them with spitballs!

916 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:53pm

Who me?

917 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:53pm

re: #871 jorline

I feel like I'm 6 again and it's Christmas morning.

*I* feel like I'm 6 and the evil witch is looking at me again through my bedroom window.

918 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:55pm

Has the sea level lowered yet, BTW?

919 phillygirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:56pm

"The United States of America does not torture." Somebody better tell that to Jack Bauer.

920 lobo91  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:56pm

re: #861 Alouette

Justice for terrorists!

Terrorists don't need justice, they need bullets.

Or bombs. Those work too.

921 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:57pm

We are now showing the world that the US is a paper tiger.

922 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:58pm

We will move forward, one knee in front of the other.

923 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:02pm
924 useless  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:07pm

Oh, here it comes... NEGOTIATE!

Hey, bad guys... how you doin... can we talk?

925 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:18pm

He is such a zero...

926 Mich-again  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:21pm

We don't torture. We ask nice.
If you won't talk, We'll ask twice!

927 kham  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:24pm

Wait a minute I thought this speech was about the stimulus package? WTH is he talking about "tourture" and GITMO?

928 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:25pm

Missed applause spot there.

929 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:26pm

Make the Gitmo detainees stay with Barney Frank. I bet they would wish they were back there in one week flat.

930 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:27pm

Good bye Israel, it was nice knowing you!

Good luck!

931 Neo Con since 9-11  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:28pm

Someone please put super glue on McCain's seat he keep standing up.

932 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:28pm
933 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:29pm

We wont torture the terrorists...just the CEO's that fly their jets and the rich that caused all our problems...


F'in douche

934 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:31pm

Did he just claim that he's going to solve the Middle East problem?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA.

935 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:33pm

This has been fun, but I have to run. BBL.

936 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:34pm

New alliances! Hmm, get Hamas on the phone.

937 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:34pm

We need Chuck Norris to walk in and round house kick him in the face.

938 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:35pm

Time for a Lincoln quote...

939 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:36pm

I support the troops.

/just not with money

940 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:36pm

That lady who wanted O to pay her mortgage and fill her gas tank must be smiling now.

941 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:38pm

And even as I speak, be assured that we are selling out Israel.

942 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:39pm

re: #910 Gus 802

Listening to Obama = Torture

no shit

943 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:42pm

Is this speech going to end in my lifetime?

944 mattm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:43pm

As we stand at this cross roads of history. That seem familiar.

945 RightLogic  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:43pm

Crossroads of history? And what are those crossing roads?

946 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:46pm

"Meet the challenges of the 21st Century"

By using the methods of the early 20th, i.e. Woodrow Wilson.

It. Didn't. Work. Barry.

cheers

eon

947 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:49pm

Translation

Obama: Fuck Israel.

948 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:53pm

Were waiting for leadership. Ha, Ha, Ha....

949 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:02:59pm

He really is full of himself isn't he

950 MarkX  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:09pm

Never has one so small shoveled so much bullshit in so short a time..........

951 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:10pm

Oh boy. Here comes his Oprah moment.

952 DisturbedEma  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:10pm

re: #860 MarkX

Give him time... the night is young....


See the Durban threads. . .

953 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:13pm
954 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:13pm

Burden? This guy has no idea what a burden is. He has been molly-coddled since birth, silver spoon jammed up his butt, totally detached from real Americans.

955 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:16pm

all elements of our national power...

including....

BULL....

man I can't do this anymore.

956 GOPManHatTanIte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:17pm

Petty and trivial: see opinions of republicans

957 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:21pm

Watching. The World now unclenshes its fist!

958 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:21pm

re: #873 LockeOn

Wow, Obama is going to make Marines! Awesome, and kind of amazing!

Wink Wink

How about Obama going thru hell week with a Marine class. If he can do that, I will vote for him next time. (not)

959 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:24pm

Rerun

960 code red 21  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:25pm

re: #834 vrwc007

Hell no

961 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:33pm

Hope.

962 Bobblehead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:39pm

re: #855 teleskiguy

He's saying good things about the soldiers! Huh...

You think he might be the teensiest bit afraid of the military? Better to get them on his side now.

963 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:54pm

OMG, what is wrong with Joe?
He looks ill....
He has a very deep frown.

964 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:03:57pm

Share the wealth!

965 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:13pm

Wealth is eeeeeeeevil I say......EEEEEEEEEEVIL!

966 A Man for all Seasons  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:19pm

Here we go Socialism at it's most heartbreaking stories..

967 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:43pm

Isn't he over time?

968 Ojoe  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:45pm

re: #944 mattm

Everyone is at the crossroad of history all the time, if he thinks otherwise that is because he has been sleeping until now.

969 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:49pm
970 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:04:49pm

Clappers sound like they're running out of juice.

971 ciaospirit  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:06pm

re: #546 lobo91

He forgets that he and the Dem controlled Congress of the last 2+ years voted this mess. They didn't inherit shit. They created it.

972 Biff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:08pm

Someone jiggle his ear and see if an alien comes out.

973 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:12pm

That little girl is baked.

974 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:19pm

re: #963 tradewind

He's wondering where his penis went.

975 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:32pm
976 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:05:45pm

"We're also suffering from a deficit of trust."

I'm not. I trust Obama to torpedo the country.

977 formercorpsman  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:16pm

I turned this off a half hour ago.

Someone pinch him. November has come and gone.

This is the big league now, speeches can't save your ass.

978 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:20pm

Group hug

979 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:24pm

Michelle is about to start pinching her any minute... ' show some emotion dammit'....

980 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:25pm
981 Catttt  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:27pm

We are not twitters?

982 Biff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:29pm

The promp sign must have blown a bulb.

983 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:48pm

So instead of giving your parents the opportunity to send you to a better school I'm just going to pump 13 dollars into your already failing school and forget you exist. You got Obamapunked!

984 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:06:56pm

re: #882 Ojoe

It's been done.

985 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:08pm

The people who sent you there are fools.

986 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:07:49pm

Don't call me Shirley

987 Sheepdogess  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:01pm

re: #984 kateca

25%? Really?

988 clayusmcret  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:13pm

I take great pleasure in saying that the last speech of more than two sentences I've heard from this turd was the last pre-election debate. I say under two sentences because it takes me time to turn around, politely, and walk back out of offices playing him on the tube in some news report. Tonight was no exception. Leverage sure was good tonight; both at 9:00 and 10:00.

989 poovey1171  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:23pm

re: #471 witness

Teddy will pass a bill for free driving lessons for all!

There, Fixed it for ya!

990 Aviator  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:08:38pm

re: #749 mfarmer1

This guy could confiscate every single piece of private property in the nation, sell it at market value, and it still wouldn't pay for all of this bullshit.

Well, we will not know until he tries.

/

991 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:05pm

I want my country to succeed. You're nation is not mine.

992 tradewind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:20pm

re: #974 BatGuano

He keeps alternating between flashes of barely-concealed contempt and plain old pique.
/He can't hide it... I watch Lie To Me ..../
:)

993 The_Vig  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:29pm

All of these kids that are going to college are really going to be disapointed with the jobs that they will be working in the Obama economy. If you got a job hold on to it. Kids are already buying internships.

994 formercorpsman  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:09:55pm

re: #983 topazpilot

Actually no. They will go after the windfall profits of evil executives, take that excess, offer it as government backed loans to pay for the rising cost of higher education. (Why not grease the palms of those who indoctrinate for you)

Seems they have no problem with those profits.

995 Parker in US  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:16pm

Did you hear him say "those checks are coming" Uh News flash theree will be no "checks" that $13.00 a week thats all anyone is getting Period! - Hope and Chump Change!

996 formercorpsman  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:12:47pm

You know JMV has to be around here somewhere.

Image: 612~SpongeBob-SquarePants-Posters.jpg

997 straight_shooter  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:15:41pm

It's Over................................

998 Silvergirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:00pm

re: #567 Occasional Reader

RECOVERY PLAN FREE OF EARMARKS... You mendacious @##$@#

Lying on two counts--free of earmarks, and the name "recovery plan."

999 SummerSong  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:16:56pm

re: #686 Jim in Virginia

"abuse that does not make our seniors any healthier":
Bye grandma. Sorry we can't spend any more money on you.

Must be the wine, but I can't stop laughing...

"Bye grandma...."

1000 Rhino Dryke  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:17pm

market -150 tomorrow

1001 NukeAtomrod  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:17:55pm

13 bucks = 1 gallon of gas 1 year from now

1002 Silvergirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:22:52pm

re: #671 jcm

Mr. President.

Where does money come from?

From Unicorn skittles. Plant them under a full moon and a magic beanstalk grows. There's a giant at the top and a goose that lays golden eggs.

1003 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 8:06:55pm

re: #368 jorline

Serious Question

What comes after a trillion?

Oblivion.

1004 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 8:22:53pm

re: #412 midwestgak

When this speech is over, I'm going to review all of the threads set up to accommodate the comments made tonight. That is a goal I can meet.

This thread is dead, but I did review the previous threads and updinged comments made that I did not take time to read during the speech. Goal met. :)

1005 The Ronin Edge  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 9:01:38pm

Where is your crown King Nothing.... where's your crown....
- Metallica


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