Obama’s Non-SOTU SOTU, Thread 1

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They’re not calling it a “State of the Union” speech, because tradition dictates that the first SOTU is given one year after a President’s inauguration. In everything but name, however, that’s what it is.

Here’s our first thread to live-blog, criticize, and perhaps even issue a rueful chuckle or two, as President Obama does his best to reassure America that we’re not all screwed up.

(These threads move fast — with the Ajax comment system, it’s a lot like a chat program. You have to stay on your toes to keep up, both logically and technologically. Think of it as push-ups for your brain.)

Oh, and registration is open for the next 15 minutes.

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554 comments
1 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:51:51pm

This is going to suck.

2 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:52:43pm

Is this live?

3 skree  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:53:11pm

Resign Obama!

That would be change worthy of hope

4 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:53:13pm

The president will do “great” tonight- he’ll have a teleprompter.

5 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:53:14pm

Hope = drink
Change = drink
Uhhhh = sip

6 Kragar  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:53:21pm

re: #1 Sharmuta

This is going to suck.

No, thats just the sound of the Market dropping

7 Bob Dillon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:53:33pm

Damn - I was hoping this was over.

8 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:53:40pm

Why am I afraid the first thing he’s going to say is “I’m here to report the state of the union, and the state of the union is not good.”

Predict a down market tomorrow.

9 CynicalConservative  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:53:45pm

re: #5 Killgore Trout

Hope = drink
Change = drink
Uhhhh = sip

I’m already tipsy, gonna be a long speech…

10 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:53:57pm

I CAN’T KEEP UP! I CAN’T KEEP UP!

11 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:08pm

The door opens.

I hope everyone has enough beer to get through this.

12 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:12pm

Feed the bull]expletive deleted] into the TelePrompter.

/it’s shovel ready

13 Bloodnok  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:13pm

re: #1 Sharmuta

This is going to suck.

Hey, how’d you know that before the speech? Do you work for the AP or sumthin’?

//

14 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:25pm

Inherited Crisis. How many times will be hear that? One, two, three?

15 Kragar  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:26pm

re: #7 Bobibutu

Damn - I was hoping this was over.

Not for another 3 years 10 months and some change

16 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:27pm

re: #5 Killgore Trout

Hope = drink
Change = drink
Uhhhh = sip

We are totally screwed = bug gulp.

17 CynicalConservative  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:30pm

re: #11 Charles

The door opens.

I hope everyone has enough beer to get through this.

Sneaky!

18 screaming_eagle  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:34pm

Is he gonna say anything that actually makes sense?

19 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:42pm

re: #10 Occasional Reader

I CAN’T KEEP UP! I CAN’T KEEP UP!

Just you wait, Mr. Reader. Just you wait.

20 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:54:50pm

re: #11 Charles

The door opens.

I hope everyone has enough beer to get through this.

Beer? Occasions like this call for bourbon or maybe a heroin main line…

21 chris_l  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:55:04pm

It will be interesting if he mentions anything about the Tea Parties.

Will he deny the pork in the stimulus bill this time around?

22 Kragar  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:55:17pm

re: #11 Charles

The door opens.

I hope everyone has enough beer to get through this.

Aint enough beer in the world, I’m busting out the tourniquet and spoon

23 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:55:23pm

Is this where he says we’re all going to be OK, or that we’re all a bunch of know-nothings that need to shut up and get along better?

Both?

I really do not like this clown. Why is he burning 2 trillion dollars and raising taxes to make things better? Bueller?

24 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:55:44pm

I dont believe him anyway.

25 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:55:46pm

re: #5 Killgore Trout

Hope = drink
Change = drink
Uhhhh = sip

Breaking out the Tequila.

26 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:55:49pm

Noooo, not Katie The Clueless.

27 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:55:50pm

Expectations Managed — CHECK

28 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:55:54pm

re: #19 Charles

Just you wait, Mr. Reader. Just you wait.

I’ll need a waiter’s uniform, but, well, fine.

(sheesh, tough room)

29 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:55:57pm

Oh, yay, there is that weasel Susan “BOR” Collins! Yay!

30 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:56:05pm

The tea parties need to serve beer, preferably a nice homebrew….

31 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:56:41pm

Here’s a drinking game surely to get you nice and blitzed: one shot every time Obama says “crisis.”

32 n in wi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:56:42pm

What’s the over/under on “I inherited it ” B.S. ?
I’ll set it at 6

33 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:56:48pm

re: #10 Occasional Reader

Is vacation over? How was it?

34 jones  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:56:57pm

#20,

Good timing because Obama is going to pay for my “H”

35 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:07pm

I just hope it’s short. It won’t be though. It will take at least ten minutes just to blame “the failed policies of the past administration”.

36 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:12pm

LETS GET READY TO TUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(The DOW that is.)

37 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:19pm

re: #5 Killgore Trout

Hope = drink
Change = drink
Uhhhh = sip

Crisis = double

38 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:24pm

We’re uhhh, headed for uhhh, fricking catastrophe!

39 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:26pm

I want to see Howard Dean blame this on the investors again!

40 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:27pm
These threads move fast


THAT is the truth! I can NEVER keep up. But, I try, and put in my 2 cents.

41 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:27pm

The Jindal rebuttal comments should be….. interesting.

42 chris_l  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:29pm

Ugly green dress there Nancy.

43 BignJames  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:34pm

When he speaks, all I hear is an endless dial tone.

44 Bloodnok  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:45pm

I’m not going to bother welcoming new lizards. We’ll be on comment #900 before they are able to post.

(gives one, all-encompassing “Hiya” to the Lizard class of 2/24/09)

45 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:57:54pm

Good Evening America.

My plan is to give Marx another try, only this time I will do it right.

/BHO

46 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:06pm

re: #33 Killgore Trout

Is vacation over? How was it?

Yes, and great.

47 n in wi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:08pm

Let the teleprompter fail, PLEASE, let it fail.

48 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:10pm

Remember folks, he’s not for teaching creationism. /

49 chris_l  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:11pm

Great Depression = triple?

50 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:12pm

OK, when do we start?
/

51 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:16pm

Krauthammer thinks it’s going to be very ambitious.

52 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:35pm

Republican, “Blah, blah, blah”

53 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:37pm

re: #11 Charles

The door opens.

I hope everyone has enough beer to get through this.

Open registration during O’s speech. Novel.

54 jones  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:41pm

If he comes out dressed as a Carebear, I won’t flinch.

55 Kragar  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:45pm

I’m leaving for now, gonna read a book, I’m sure they’ll be nothing else on the news for days so i doubt I’ll miss anything

56 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:48pm

Wife is playing Red Carpet play by play - it may actually be better than the Obama Little Red Book story…

57 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:50pm

re: #41 Sharmuta

lol…let’s not go there again!

58 Lee Coller  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:58:57pm

The more he spends the easier it will be for him to cut the deficit in four years.

59 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:03pm

Wine for me tonight. And light grumbling.

60 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:10pm

Obama..realistic?
you ARE kidding?

61 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:11pm

re: #11 Charles

The door opens.

I hope everyone has enough beer to get through this.

Liquor is quicker.

62 chris_l  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:13pm

I may empty my 401K and just put it on the Red Sox.

63 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:18pm

re: #43 BignJames

When he speaks, all I hear is an endless dial tone.

I hear the Peanuts adults. Wah wah wah wah WAAAHHH Wah wah.

Wah.

Wah.
/quick cut to Snoopy chasing the Red Baron

64 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:27pm

I think if you wait through the CBS news pre-show blather, it goes live.

At least it did when I tested.

65 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:27pm

re: #54 jones

If he comes out dressed as a Carebear, I won’t flinch.

If he does that, I’ll vote for him in 2012.

66 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:28pm

re: #32 n in wi

What’s the over/under on “I inherited it ” B.S. ?
I’ll set it at 6

Fannie Mae Eases Credit To Aid Mortgage Lending
By STEVEN A. HOLMES
Published: September 30, 1999

But who cares it’s Bush’s fault.
//

67 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:45pm

Has he announced what kind of puppy he got. Maybe he’ll talk about that.

68 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:46pm

re: #31 topazpilot

Alternate other liquor for Uhhhh, Ahhhh and Ummmm. Shitfaced within minutes.

69 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:46pm

re: #62 chris_l

I may empty my 401K and just put it on the Red Sox.

Anything ‘red’ would be appropriate.

70 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:47pm

re: #51 Charles

Krauthammer thinks it’s going to be very ambitious.

In what way? Ridiculous spending proposals and delusions of grandeur and ability?

71 ArmyWife  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:48pm

How will it be received? My guess is not well.

72 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:49pm

porky schummer

73 azcon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:50pm

My teenage daughters are pissed that American Idol is not on tonight due to Obama’s address.
They didn’t like him to begin with (even the one that was able to see him in the gym at Dobson High last week), but perhaps if he makes more of these (interrupt good prime time shows ) addresses, he’ll lose the support of the young people. At least I was able to see 24 last night.///

74 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 5:59:53pm

re: #62 chris_l

I may empty my 401K and just put it on the Red Sox.

Returns are better.

75 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:04pm

Show Time!

76 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:11pm

Pelosi’s dress represents my inner urge to vomit on my television!

77 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:16pm

Have I mentioned how much I can’t stand this prick?

78 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:16pm

Sully, say it ain’t so.

79 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:19pm

crap, i’m on dial up tonight.
oh wait, maybe that’s a good thing.

80 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:24pm

Sully’s all right.

81 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:32pm

re: #64 Charles

I think if you wait through the CBS news pre-show blather, it goes live.

At least it did when I tested.

Thanks!

82 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:37pm

...

83 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:42pm

IDOL’S NOT ON?!? WTF?

I hope Barry can sing…

84 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:49pm

Couric……..Dem shill as always.

85 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:50pm

I suppose the replays of this crap are going to preempt Red Eye tonight.

/that sucks

86 chris_l  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:00:59pm

re: #61 NJDhockeyfan

Liquor is quicker.

Drinking Sullies? Two shots of Grey Goose and a splash of water?

87 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:07pm

re: #68 ilzito guacamolito

Alternate other liquor for Uhhhh, Ahhhh and Ummmm. Shitfaced within minutes.

Not if he’s got Promptermatic 4000 on-line and lubed up.

88 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:07pm

Prepare for the leg tingle.

89 ExPatriot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:09pm

Two hatchlings in Singapore. Just glad to be here.

90 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:11pm

re: #68 ilzito guacamolito

Oh my, I don’t want to die.

91 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:16pm

How many times will he blame George Bush for something?

92 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:28pm

re: #89 ExPatriot

Two hatchlings in Singapore. Just glad to be here.

Welcome

93 ArmyWife  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:29pm

I’ll be lurking, guys. Mr. Armywife is not feeling well, so I must go care for him as is outlined in our marriage contract. Or so he says.

94 BignJames  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:29pm

re: #70 TheMatrix31

In what way? Ridiculous spending proposals and delusions of grandeur and ability?

Why not? The media will cover for him.

95 Colonel Panik  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:35pm

I wish he’d just STFU. Everytime he opens his mouth the DOW drops another couple of hundred points.

96 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:40pm

The Katie blather is done, but it’s not going to a feed- it’s asking if I want to replay the video.

97 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:44pm

So much for the CBS feed. It’s not what it was billed as.

Hmm. That sounds familiar.

98 Pvt Bin Jammin  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:52pm

re: #89 ExPatriot

Welcome!

99 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:55pm

Holder’s the absent cabinet member. Coincidence?

100 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:01:58pm

re: #64 Charles

All I get is an interview with Republican then nothing.

101 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:08pm

Shep just gave away the speech

102 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:16pm

re: #97 Charles

So much for the CBS feed. It’s not what it was billed as.

Hmm. That sounds familiar.

Is it throbbing?

103 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:18pm

Ok, going to go get the Glenlivet. brb

104 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:20pm

They can call it whatever they want, I am calling it the LIE FEST …

105 ExPatriot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:24pm

thanks, finally found the window open!

106 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:28pm

I am watching the pre-roll. Katie is talking about how the republicans have not been very bi-partisan.

Incredible.

107 sphincter  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:30pm

inherited……
crisis…….
bipartisan…..
W…..
the last 8 years…….
we’re fucked……..

108 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:33pm

I have family who actually believe his approval rating is at 70%.

109 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:41pm

re: #89 ExPatriot

Welcome newbie.

110 perfectsense  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:48pm

Barry is going to explain how he will transform a modest recession into a Great Depression.

111 n in wi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:49pm

re: #86 chris_l

Drinking Sullies? Two shots of Grey Goose and a splash of water?

I like the Suleman.What’s in it you ask?
Why any thing you can conceive of.

112 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:57pm

did he blame bush yet.

113 2SoonOld2LateSmart  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:02:59pm

HERE COME DA JUDGE.

114 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:03pm

The door opens…this could be fun.

Good evening, Lizards.

115 rawmuse  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:07pm

I’ve got it on ABC. I must be a masochist.

116 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:08pm

Katie & Bob are blithering as always, telling us what he’s going to say. As if they know.

Oops. Cheering. It’s on.

cheers

eon

117 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:11pm

Ruth Vader Ginsberg!

118 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:12pm

Obama will blame big business and wall street. He blamed big business during his “major speech on race”. He’s not a demi-god. He’s a demagogue.

119 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:21pm

re: #108 Crimsonfisted

I have family who actually believe his approval rating is at 70%.

I honestly don’t even see how the 60% approval numbers are even possible.

120 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:22pm

re: #108 Crimsonfisted

I have family who actually believe his approval rating is at 70%.

Give it a week.

121 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:26pm

OK, one sock puppet already.

122 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:35pm

I cannot bear listening to that man, or see his face at EVERY check out counter.

Ick.

123 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:39pm

re: #114 jorline

{jorline}, yes it will be fun.

124 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:40pm

That was nice of Clarence Thomas to just blow by Ginsburg

125 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:41pm

I suspect we will hear plenty of code words for MORE SPENDING!

126 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:41pm

I saw this story before - it ends with Slim Pickens riding an H-bomb into the 6000s… Boom, my 401k is radioactive and my hayseed neighbors all get to keep their houses - yeeeehaw!

127 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:03:44pm

what a stroke fest…I gotta barf bag tho….BO is late, doin some last minute lines?

128 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:01pm

Ginsburgh looks fine.
Bless her.

129 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:04pm

re: #54 jones

If he comes out dressed as a Carebear, I won’t flinch.

Which one?

130 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:11pm

Anyone know a URL for a live embed?

131 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:13pm

C-span is showing chief justices entering. CBS has talking head.

132 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:14pm

What a shock… Zero is late.

133 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:32pm

re: #104 grahamski

They can call it whatever they want, I am calling it the LIE FEST …

The address to Congress is LIVE.

134 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:38pm

Watching Fox. Hushed commentary. WTF? Is this a place of worship?/

135 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:38pm

You just know he will have to have some poor examples of just how dire the situation is…and only he and our money is the answer

136 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:42pm

Sheesh the Cabinet appointments ARE bumps in the road…our road!

137 funky chicken  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:46pm

Oh darn, and I have to go cook dinner. What a shame to miss The One’s glorious speech.

/

138 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:48pm

re: #132 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

What a shock… Zero is late.

A sign to me of arrogance and classless and rude.

139 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:50pm

I refuse to attend tonight…

140 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:51pm

Michelle looks “radiant”, says Brian Wilson.

Um, Brian, you need to get out more, dude.

141 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:53pm

re: #127 albusteve

what a stroke fest…I gotta barf bag tho….BO is late, doin some last minute lines?

Not lines, it’s a joint session.

142 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:53pm

CNN has a logo up labeling it as a State of the Nation speech.

143 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:54pm

re: #130 Charles

Anyone know a URL for a live embed?

How about C-SPAN?

144 Caliredst8r  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:04:56pm

re: #11 Charles

I hope everyone has enough beer to get through this.

or tears

145 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:02pm

rock stars are always late.

146 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:05pm

*Sigh* I miss Dick Cheney.

147 pink freud  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:05pm

re: #132 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)

What a shock… Zero is late.

He wears disrespectful well.

148 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:08pm

Oh yes, she’s so beautiful…for a klingon warriorfirst lady.

149 pre-Boomer Marine brat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:11pm

Biff is sactimoniously pooping at the end of the WND thread.

150 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:18pm

Pelosi is wearing a monkey vomit green suit.

151 Luso7  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:18pm

what is pelosi wearing…a hoody?

152 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:23pm

Charles I am using CBS live feed Your text to link…

153 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:23pm

re: #130 Charles

I’m watching the CNN feed. I don’t think you can embed it.

154 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:24pm

What’s with the FOX suck up?

155 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:41pm

As he world holds its collective breath, waiting for the Great Leader to descend to the platform…

156 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:42pm

msnbc has a feed:

157 alegrias  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:43pm

re: #99 jamgarr

Holder’s the absent cabinet member. Coincidence?

* * *
No, it was announced Holder who calls America a nation of Cowards, is elsewhere in case he’s called upon to lead our country, should catastrophic events take the other current leaders.

158 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:43pm

re: #121 Charles

OK, one sock puppet already.

Multi-tasker extraordinaire!

159 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:45pm

re: #146 Sharmuta

*Sigh* I miss Dick Cheney.

Exactly what I was thinking.

160 funky chicken  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:50pm

re: #127 albusteve

what a stroke fest…I gotta barf bag tho….BO is late, doin some last minute lines?

Wait, he’s late to his own speech? youcannotbeserious

161 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:56pm

re: #130 Charles

Anyone know a URL for a live embed?

You’re asking US?!

(Reminds me of the “by the way, does anyone on board know how to fly a plane?” scene from Airplane!)

162 saberry0530  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:05:58pm

re: #83 brent

IDOL’S NOT ON?!? WTF?

I hope Barry can sing…

Can we vote him off now?

163 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:01pm

re: #146 Sharmuta

*Sigh* I miss Dick Cheney.

me too. best shit-eatin’ grin ever!

164 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:09pm

Pelosi looks good tonight…for a brainless harpy.

165 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:13pm

I already feel sick! Whiskey please!

166 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:17pm

catty moment here, but does Hillary ever wash her hair?

167 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:18pm

I don’t know if this has been posted, but here’s the livefeed:

cbsnews.com

168 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:19pm

re: #140 Occasional Reader

Michelle looks “radiant”, says Brian Wilson.

Um, Brian, you need to get out more, dude.

radiant is like “interesting”

169 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:20pm

Hillary!

170 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:22pm

Hillary………Nooooooooooooooooo you didn’t.!

171 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:23pm

re: #119 astronmr20

I honestly don’t even see how the 60% approval numbers are even possible.

59% Gallup this PM.

54% among independents; 89% among Dems; 27% among Republicans.

/Which tells me that people are getting fed up with Hope, Change, Unicorns, and Koolaid.

/Trouble is, I like Koolaid, especially orange

cheers

eon

172 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:24pm

Oh God oh god oh god

I’m watching on CNN and it automatically logged me into some Facebook sidebar next to the video feed. I’m watching the drooling Facebook comments as it plays.

WTF?

173 CynicalConservative  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:31pm

re: #155 Cygnus

As he world holds its collective breath, so they don’t hurl. waiting for the Great Leader to descend to the platform…

174 tsip  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:33pm

Everyone got their bingo cards at the ready

175 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:35pm

FOX has my undivided attention tonite…later I will chop off several fingers

176 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:55pm

Hillary is back in the US after promising a billion $’s to Hamas Palestinians.

177 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:06:57pm

re: #166 Wishing

catty moment here, but does Hillary ever wash her hair?

On Sunday’s.

178 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:01pm

Do they sell popcorn and beer at these events?

179 Stuck-in-CA  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:04pm

I purposely didn’t eat before the speech. ………doubt I will have much appetite after either. Taking in all the bullsh*t we are about to hear will tend to ruin it.

180 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:14pm

I never thought I would say this, but if it was going to be a Democrat, why couldn’t it have been Hillary? As much as I can’t stand her, she would be heads above Obama.

181 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:21pm

re: #171 eon

59% Gallup this PM.

54% among independents; 89% among Dems; 27% among Republicans.

/Which tells me that people are getting fed up with Hope, Change, Unicorns, and Koolaid.

/Trouble is, I like Koolaid, especially orange

cheers

eon


Don’t forget that he farts rainbows.

182 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:27pm

15 minutes is up. The door closes.

183 alegrias  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:32pm

re: #107 sphincter

inherited……
crisis…….
bipartisan…..
W…..
the last 8 years…….
we’re fucked……..

* * *
Pelosi’s had control of fatass Congreess since 2006, don’t forgive or forget.

184 chris_l  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:34pm

Being late is a sign of disrespect for other people’s time. The Networks will get pissed at Obama if this becomes his habit and from all indications this is his habit.

185 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:38pm

Good Evening Lizards from a okay motel room on the business road …

My ODS was beginning to worry me …now not so much … I thought surely he had to change some … it is clear now that he will never be anything but what he was during the campaign …. a fraud/empty suit/anti-American/racist/marxist …I feel I cannot even watch Obama tonight …my blood pressure will not allow it …the guy I think wants to take America down …to where I am not sure …I will just follow the thread during yet another campaign speech …

186 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:42pm

Rahm-bo.

P.O.S.

187 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:42pm

re: #162 saberry0530

Can we vote him off now?

To quote my 5 year-old, “That is so not good, Mommy!”.

188 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:43pm

Only 10 made it.

189 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:45pm

Does anyone remember Bush ever being late for a national address? Ever? In 8 years?

190 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:46pm

Shep has room for one more eye in the middle of his head…

191 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:51pm

re: #157 alegrias

* * *
No, it was announced Holder who calls America a nation of Cowards, is elsewhere in case he’s called upon to lead our country, should catastrophic events take the other current leaders.


What I meant was his selection as the one - not the meaning of one being absent

192 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:53pm

Let’s see a show of hands for everybody who owes taxes.

193 Killgore Trout  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:53pm

Do they always do this cabinet parade?

194 J.S.  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:53pm

CNN was saying that the speech will be over an hour long…

195 hugh_mon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:56pm

drinking game?

“Failed policies of the last 8 years”

Drink!

196 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:58pm

Dodgeball’s on, too - maybe if I take my 401k and bet it on Average Joes, I can get back to where I was last Summer….

I hate to sound like the whiners of the last 8 years, but is this clown’s reign over? Has he released his sophomore album yet, so we can declare his 15 minutes over?

197 CynicalConservative  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:58pm

re: #182 Charles

15 minutes is up. The door closes.

Wow, that was quick.

198 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:59pm

Charles,

This works

cnn.com

199 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:07:59pm

re: #161 Occasional Reader

You’re asking US?!

(Reminds me of the “by the way, does anyone on board know how to fly a plane?” scene from Airplane!)

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue.”

200 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:02pm

7 minutes late and counting…

201 mfarmer1  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:03pm

How can you be late for something like this?

202 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:05pm

CBS news… “it’s going to be two or three years before the economy turns around”

FOX news channel was reporting today that the recession will probably be over later this year.

203 jones  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:06pm

129

Spendy, Neville, Marx.

Who knows.

204 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:07pm

Look at all those happy faces.

205 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:09pm

re: #175 albusteve

FOX has my undivided attention tonite…later I will chop off several fingers

Don’t look too hard….your eyes will bleed.

206 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:16pm

re: #160 funky chicken

Wait, he’s late to his own speech? youcannotbeserious

Clintonesk

207 sphincter  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:18pm

I have a bad feeling that what ever is going to be said is going to make the market tank again tomorrow. How much is this empty suit going to cost me tomorrow?

Too many smiling faces for the shit sandwiches we are all going to have to eat I’m afraid.

208 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:23pm

re: #182 Charles

15 minutes is up. The door closes.

I am guessing 23 newbies with 5 sock puppets. What do I get when I win.

And NEWBIES! Welcome!

Your turn for the beer run.

209 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:26pm

re: #95 Colonel Panik

I wish he’d just STFU. Everytime he opens his mouth the DOW drops another couple of hundred points.

/hey, Geithner’s going to take another shot at talking on the TV tomorrow, during market hours, watch out!

210 shambug  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:31pm

This must be why American Idol moved tonight’s show to tomorrow. They probably didn’t want to rain on Obama’s parade. Now, I am wondering if they ever did that during Bush’s speeches? I think not.
I’d rather see bad singing on Idol than this crap.

211 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:33pm

What I’d give for a tar mister and a bag of feathers and a seat in the gallery…….

212 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:38pm

Obama is going to bring change to Washington…he’ll ride into the House upon his radiant unicorn expelling roses from his golden crotch!

213 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:43pm

re: #193 Killgore Trout

Do they always do this cabinet parade?

Mardi Gras for the feds

214 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:47pm

re: #201 mfarmer1

How can you be late for something like this?

he won.

215 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:53pm

re: #123 midwestgak

{jorline}, yes it will be fun.

{gak}

I hope you are well…you look marrrrrvelous.

216 Stuck-in-CA  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:08:54pm

The only way this guy has a 60% approval rating is if they only polled ACORN. Even Democrats I know are now skeptical.

217 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:00pm

Obama’s sitting in a bathtub, playing with a little yellow duck.

218 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:04pm

I am already sick…

219 saberry0530  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:06pm

re: #201 mfarmer1

How can you be late for something like this?

One word comes tomind

ASSHOLE!

220 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:06pm

re: #161 Occasional Reader

You’re asking US?!

(Reminds me of the “by the way, does anyone on board know how to fly a plane?” scene from Airplane!)

And don’t call me Shirley!

221 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:08pm

re: #189 Occasional Reader

Does anyone remember Bush ever being late for a national address? Ever? In 8 years?

Never. He was always on time. A sign of respect. Kerry was late for EVERYTHING.

222 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:08pm

re: #180 Dahveed

I was thinking the same thing.

223 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:09pm

re: #185 JacksonTn

Good Evening Lizards from a okay motel room on the business road …

My ODS was beginning to worry me …now not so much … I thought surely he had to change some … it is clear now that he will never be anything but what he was during the campaign …. a fraud/empty suit/anti-American/racist/marxist …I feel I cannot even watch Obama tonight …my blood pressure will not allow it …the guy I think wants to take America down …to where I am not sure …I will just follow the thread during yet another campaign speech …

ODS is only a problem if a) you let it ruin your life and b) you have no rational basis for feeling that way.

We all have b)… scads and scads of it…

224 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:10pm

re: #192 HelloDare

Let’s see a show of hands for everybody who owes taxes.

Taxes? No way, I paid those over a year ago! I’m way ahead of the game.

225 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:13pm

re: #188 Charles

Only 10 made it.

I am thinking of the little turtles on the beach as they make a b-line for the water. How many will make it?

226 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:14pm

re: #204 Charles

Look at all those happy faces.

They look like cats who ate the canaries.

227 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:17pm

Smokin that last puff?

228 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:25pm

re: #130 Charles

Anyone know a URL for a live embed?

We couldn’t find the non-Address on comcast basic cable - which is always pure garbage.

Amazing.

229 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:30pm

I hope he does that walking on water thing…we need a kiddie pool…
/

230 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:33pm

re: #195 hugh_mon

I’m in!

231 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:34pm

I can summarize the speech.

Fear. Hope. Hope. Fear. Hope. It’s not his fault, he inherited the mess. Hope. An apology to Islamics. Fear. Hope. Republicans suck. Change. Hope. God bless America.

232 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:36pm

Is anyone Elses gorge rising in their throat

233 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:37pm

re: #174 tsip

Everyone got their bingo cards at the ready


Got my O BINGO card and a pile of pennies at the ready!

234 Parker in US  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:37pm

I picked a bad time to quit drinking!

235 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:39pm

I’m going to projectile vomit if I see Pelosi again.

236 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:41pm

re: #217 Charles

Obama’s sitting in a bathtub, playing with a little yellow duck.

cool visual!…indeed

237 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:46pm
238 funky chicken  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:46pm

Oh well, time to make soup. I might recommend something stronger than beer for those who attempt to watch this crap.

And if you need a break, PA over at Ace’s has a post about what the Afghans are demanding from NATO in the new SOFA. Basically they want total control over our troops.

Sadly, Bush set the precedent by letting Al Maliki have that kind of veto power over our troops, and by giving the Iraqis control over the air traffic control system in the country this past January….way, way the hell before they are ready, BTW.

I hope Obama gets us the hell out of Afghanistan ASAP.

239 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:47pm

re: #217 Charles

Obama’s sitting in a bathtub, playing with a little yellow duck.

LOL

240 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:53pm

re: #182 Charles

15 minutes is up. The door closes.

Hatchlings! Man the bar. Hard drinks and keep ‘em coming!

241 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:53pm

Cue Jeopardy music

242 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:09:59pm

re: #217 Charles

Obama’s sitting in a bathtub, playing with a little yellow duck.

Making bubbles!

243 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:00pm

Charles tricked me! When he said the 15 minutes was up, I thought he meant Zerobama….

244 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:03pm

re: #217 Charles

Obama’s sitting in a bathtub, playing with a little yellow duck.

Me too!

245 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:09pm

The happy few, with safe seats, and at least $50 million in the bank.

246 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:16pm

re: #217 Charles

Obama’s sitting in a bathtub, playing with a little yellow duck.

Im tempted to swap a letter inn duck…….

247 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:16pm

re: #181 Crimsonfisted

Don’t forget that he farts rainbows.

That’s because he thinks he’s Lord Mayor of Pepperland.

/which would tend to explain his syntactical, umm, originalities.

/If you haven’t seen Yellow Submarine, you wouldn’t understand.

cheers

eon

248 Bloodnok  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:17pm

re: #214 nyc redneck

he won.

Teehee!

249 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:17pm

re: #236 albusteve

High 5!

250 yesandno  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:19pm

Time before the speech to be catty….

Michele looks like she is at Mardi Gras…so unprofessional, sleeveless dress in winter with low neckline and made from Trick or Treat fabric…….she needs a dresser…soon.

251 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:27pm

Not surprisingly, I have R.E.M’s “Shiny Happy People” stuck in my head while watching this.

252 avanti  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:31pm

My leg it tingre: #11 Charles

The door opens.

I hope everyone has enough beer to get through this.

I hope you are drinking from a cup, hate to see a big screen TV ruined over it. :)

253 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:31pm

CPT

254 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:32pm

re: #204 Charles

Look at all those happy faces.

Here piggy piggy SUEY! Piggy…

255 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:33pm

Pelosi reminds me of that woman in the film Brazil.

256 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:33pm

Joe is goin’ WTF

257 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:36pm

sober assessment?…not mine

258 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:36pm

oh no here he comes!

259 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:38pm

Look at the arrogance back there!

260 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:40pm

re: #188 Charles

Only 10 made it.

Was 10 the net after sock puppets?

261 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:41pm

OH! the suspense is killing me!

262 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:41pm

re: #217 Charles

Obama’s sitting in a bathtub, playing with a little yellow duck.

“Rubber ducky, you’re the one…”

OOOOH THE ONE THE ONE

263 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:48pm

Norah O’Donnell: “THIS president has a high approval rating and majorities in both houses of Congress” no so subtle…

264 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:49pm

HERE HE COMES

265 hugh_mon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:49pm

re: #230 LockeOn

Only way I can survive this.

266 Bob Dillon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:49pm

re: #219 saberry0530

One word comes tomind

ASSHOLE!

Actually two for me - arrogant ASSHOLE!

267 Cygnus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:55pm

re: #200 Attaboid

7 minutes late and counting…

Obama in green room: ” Where’s my halo? Somebody find my halo!”

268 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:58pm

Juan, sush.

269 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:10:58pm

He stood back there with his nose in the air!

270 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:00pm

Quick! Grab the crucifix!

271 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:07pm

Alright, it’s game on, here come the kool-aid drinkers!

272 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:07pm

re: #130 Charles

Anyone know a URL for a live embed?

Blinko has Fox and CNN.

273 pink freud  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:13pm

re: #230 LockeOn

I’m in!

Buckle up and hang on. Welcome!

274 alegrias  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:14pm

re: #166 Wishing

catty moment here, but does Hillary ever wash her hair?

* * *
Hillary and Kerry plot to give billions to Hamas terrorists, and you worry about dandruff.

275 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:15pm

re: #234 Parker in US

I picked a bad time to quit drinking!

and sniffing glue…

276 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:17pm

OK This could be a wardrobe malfunction.

277 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:20pm
278 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:24pm

Oh jeezy creezy, there is the incarnation of hope ‘n change.

279 kingkenrod  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:29pm

I’m not going to watch the SotU. Instead I’m going to read about the military birth of modern Israel in “Lashing Back” by Benny Morris from the most recent issue of MHQ. You can read it online here

280 UberInfidel67  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:31pm

Let me guess, Prez WingDings’ speech goes something like this:

Umm, George Bush, maillbox scissors. Bicycle treehouse birdy, hop and change. Ahhhh inherited tree, Bush skates, errr ummmm did I mention Bush?

281 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:37pm

His first address to an AMERICAN audience. Already scraped to the ay-rabs

282 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:38pm

Fucking unicorns. I’m not impressed.

283 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:41pm

livefeed:

cbsnews.com

284 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:42pm

OBAGASIMIC

285 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:45pm

There she is… Miss America…..

286 sjbroccoli  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:49pm

Newbie. Happy to have made the registration squeeze.
Thanks for the welcome…. what’s a sock puppet?

287 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:54pm

Smiles!

Smiley smiling politicians.

Now I am afraid.

288 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:54pm

Fox says it is a good time to take a dump. I concur. BRB.

289 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:11:58pm

a mob is booing in NM…hear it?

290 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:01pm

This guy sucks.

291 livefreeor die  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:04pm

re: #250 yesandno

Time before the speech to be catty….

Michele looks like she is at Mardi Gras…so unprofessional, sleeveless dress in winter with low neckline and made from Trick or Treat fabric…….she needs a dresser…soon.

No, that will take away my only enjoyment of this administration!

292 sofa  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:18pm

only 10 minutes late

293 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:18pm

re: #285 astronmr20

There she is… Miss America…..

Vomit …

294 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:19pm

RED TIE = HE’S ANNOUNCING COMMUNISM!
/

295 n in wi  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:22pm

He just shaking hands and saying,”I like me”

296 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:27pm

Obama loves the adulation. Look at his face.

297 chris_l  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:31pm

re: #255 HelloDare

Pelosi reminds me of that woman in the film Brazil.

Delores Umbrage from The Order of the Phoenix except in green not pink.

298 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:31pm

Please somebody say this is a horrible joke and we have a president that’s not this guy.

299 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:32pm

re: #272 Pianobuff

Blinko has Fox and CNN.

Blinko? Nancy Pelosi has a TV station?

300 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:34pm

George Grosz couldn’t do this scene justice.

301 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:36pm

and for the the drinking game, were looking for “failed policies” and “unity”!


GO

302 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:37pm

What, no rose petals?

/who’s choreographing this show?

303 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:38pm

re: #278 topazpilot

Oh jeezy creezy, there is the incarnation of hope ‘n change.

i love carnations.

304 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:40pm

This is going to be an “everything is gonna uhh be GREAT if you all play PAY by MY RULES” chat. Here’s the PLAN…

305 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:40pm

LOL they call it bi-partisanship because of where they are walking. Too funny.

306 J.S.  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:44pm

Oh get on with it Already! Hugs and kisses? Sickening.

307 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:49pm

Harry Reid is following him like an anorexic chihuahua.

308 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:51pm

What have we done?

309 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:51pm

re: #290 NYCHardhat

This guy sucks.

Ditto that.

310 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:12:57pm

Does he remind anyone else of Howdy-Dooty?

311 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:03pm

The NBC talking heads make me want to puke.

312 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:03pm

Okay, I think his tie is a Charvet. Really.

313 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:04pm
314 jake341  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:08pm

re: #217 Charles

it ain’t a duck……

315 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:10pm

OH! I’ll never wash that hand again!

/politician on the aisle.

316 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:13pm

Krauthammer just pointed out that Obama is an African-American

317 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:16pm

re: #301 LockeOn

don’t forget bipartisanship

318 avanti  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:21pm

re: #261 Beach Lover

OH! the suspense is killing me!

Well, my leg it tingling a bit.

319 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:23pm

Barry looks mummified.

320 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:24pm

re: #299 NJDhockeyfan

Blinko? Nancy Pelosi has a TV station?

321 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:26pm
322 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:27pm

Harry Reid is Gollum.

323 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:27pm

re: #307 HelloDare

Harry Reid is following him like an anorexic chihuahua.

Well said!

324 Cannadian Club Akbar  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:28pm

We dring everytime Pelosi smiles so hard her botox guarantee will be null and void….

325 perfectsense  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:28pm

The long national nightmare begins.

326 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:28pm

It’s just like that AP reporter said it would be.

327 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:34pm

Hugs for the black guys?

328 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:36pm

re: #308 Buffalo Fats

What have we they done?

I personally had NOTHING to do with this fiasco.

329 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:38pm

I wish someone would hack the teleprompter. How much fun would that be?

330 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:40pm

Brian Williams: “Because of the President’s popularity it might take him a while to get down the aisle”

At this point the DNC might not even need to issue a press release. Just post network transcripts.

331 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:44pm

so far I’m thoroughly ashamed

332 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:46pm

chris matthews tingle is about to happen again…

333 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:47pm

“Announcing his arrival”- for the second time. Katie says it “takes him a while” to get here.

Gee, it never took any other President any amount of effort to show up on time- except Fundamentally Oral Bill.

/Monica was slow, I guess, or he had to finish that Swisher Sweet first, or something.

Oh, they think they see him- nope, it isn’t him yet.

cheers

eon

334 capitalist piglet  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:47pm

re: #276 Attaboid

OK This could be a wardrobe malfunction.

I surely hope so. I can hardly wait to see that hairless chest.

He’s so dreeeeeeeeeamy!

//

335 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:47pm

re: #321 MandyManners

It looks magenta to me.

What am I, gay?

336 Killian Bundy  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:48pm

re: #308 Buffalo Fats

What have we done?

/who’s this we?

337 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:52pm

re: #310 kateca

Does he remind anyone else of Howdy-Dooty?

No, just dooddy.

338 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:52pm

re: #217 Charles

Obama’s sitting in a bathtub, playing with a little yellow duck.

No - he just had to sneak a quick smoke in

339 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:53pm

re: #319 ted

Barry looks mummified.

He does look like he’s got circles under those eyes.

340 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:58pm

I’m feeling that tinkle tingle down my leg.

341 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:59pm

re: #316 BatGuano

Krauthammer just pointed out that Obama is an African-American

He’s half right.

342 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:13:59pm

re: #314 jake341

it ain’t a duck……

I agree.

343 Beach Lover  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:03pm

The dems are just happy to be able to clap! First time in 8 yrs. I hope the pubbbies do what the dems did to Bush and just sit there.

344 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:05pm

Peck on the cheek for Hill in power pink!

345 mfarmer1  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:17pm

re: #237 MandyManners

He’s a fucking narcissist. He enjoys impressing upon others how important he is.

Good grief. Once you’re President, is that really necessary? He must have been finishing up the finer points of the speech. Yeah, that’s it. I’m sure we’ll hear how this version is two or three words different from the released version and how that shows he is so deep, thoughtful, and shit.

346 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:22pm

re: #329 NJDhockeyfan

I wish someone would hack the teleprompter. How much fun would that be?

Spoken like a Hanson.

347 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:26pm

HISTORIC ! …ASSH*LE …

/sorry I just can’t help myself …

348 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:26pm

he looks pale tonight…wtf?

349 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:28pm

Poor 0bama- the presidency is an actual job!

350 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:28pm

re: #332 strikefo

chris matthews tingle is about to happen again…

Ha Ha Ha Nice!

351 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:29pm

I can’t watch.

352 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:30pm

I’m seriously thinking about putting in a dvd of battlestar galactica.

353 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:31pm

re: #329 NJDhockeyfan

I wish someone would hack the teleprompter. How much fun would that be?

Totally fun. Like in the movie Used Cars with Kurt Russell. hahahahaha

354 Charles Johnson  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:34pm

Krauthammer’s talking about the significance of the first joint session of Congress with an African-American president. And he’s right.

Yet, somehow I remain strangely unmoved.

355 Randall Gross  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:34pm

just a side note, we’ve got nirthers and Jindal pimps on the downthreads if ya get bored here.

356 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:35pm

cbs says rush actually likens obama to a stalinist

357 avanti  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:36pm

re: #311 Sharmuta

The NBC talking heads make me want to puke.

CBS is overly gushy, I’ll admit.

358 summergurl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:39pm

re: #250 yesandno

Time before the speech to be catty….

Michele looks like she is at Mardi Gras…so unprofessional, sleeveless dress in winter with low neckline and made from Trick or Treat fabric…….she needs a dresser…soon.

Well it is Fat Tuesday…

359 jaunte  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:43pm

Fake hugs, fake smiles.

360 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:53pm

OHFERPETE’SSAKE GET TO THE FUCKING PODIUM AND STOP CONGRATULATING YOURSELF

361 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:14:59pm

Lookin’ ultra-cool.

362 J.S.  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:01pm

How much longer? ! Enough already…

363 sphincter  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:03pm

put in some cotton in yer ears. It’ll help keep the shit out. HURRY!

364 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:05pm

can we get on with this?

365 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:06pm
366 HelloDare  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:06pm

Okay, Big Ears, this better be good.

367 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:07pm

re: #339 Sharmuta

He does look like he’s got circles under those eyes.

He doesn’t wear make-up well.

368 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:10pm

re: #311 Sharmuta

That’s why I quit watching NBC. Can’t take it. I can stomach Fox News, they don’t seem to have falling completely for the Obamania.

369 Caliredst8r  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:11pm

any palm fronds being laid in front of him?

370 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:11pm

re: #360 Occasional Reader

OHFERPETE’SSAKE GET TO THE FUCKING PODIUM AND STOP CONGRATULATING YOURSELF

But- he won…..

371 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:13pm

re: #352 topazpilot

I’m seriously thinking about putting in a dvd of battlestar galactica.

I’m thinking of hitting up last night’s episode of 24 on Hulu.

372 TheMatrix31  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:16pm

Screw this. I’m watching the Sabres game on TV and the Suns game online.

373 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:18pm

re: #354 Charles

Krauthammer’s talking about the significance of the first joint session of Congress with an African-American president. And he’s right.

Yet, somehow I remain strangely unmoved.

Exactly.

374 hugh_mon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:21pm

Look at that disgusting pencil-necked geek reid, and hoyer behind him. A rogues gallery bent on the destruction of our country. Demoncratic happy face of the new socialisim. Smile you ba$tards

375 Sheepdogess  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:23pm

Looks like a silly TV show.

376 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:24pm

This is scary. I’m hearing excitment in every commentator’s voice. Why? Watch and listen. Don’t get caught up in group think.

377 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:25pm

Can’t Michelle smile?

378 livefreeor die  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:28pm

re: #351 CapeCoddah

I can’t watch.

Me neither. I’d rather read the reactions of my fellow lizards. If I have to look at Biden and Pelosi, the Botox twins, for an extended period of time, I’ll lose it.

379 Totally Berserk  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:33pm

Whoa, was that Markos next to Michelle there?

380 jamgarr  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:33pm

Harry and Nancy just got their cut of the stimulus

381 The Shadow Do  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:34pm

Thieves, cheats, liars….a glimpse of prison life?

Nope, joint session of congress

382 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:35pm

re: #346 ilzito guacamolito

Spoken like a Hanson.

Heh.

383 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:35pm

Somebody please hack the teleprompter….

384 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:38pm

re: #365 MandyManners

He can afford it.

I have two. Ha!

(well, bought on sale, but still)

385 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:39pm

At what point will O do something that is not called “historic” by the newsies?

386 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:40pm

Half the place sits…

387 ted  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:44pm

re: #354 Charles

Krauthammer’s talking about the significance of the first joint session of Congress with an African-American president. And he’s right.

Yet, somehow I remain strangely unmoved.

Ditto.

388 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:44pm

Throw Me Something Mister ! …oh, you mean it’s not King Rex …

389 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:45pm

10 minutes late, 5+ minutes of applause and handshaking. I guess he doesn’t have enough substance to fill the hour.

390 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:47pm

And welcoming the 1st king of the United States . . . . Barak Obama!


Now go pay some taxes.

391 IslandLibertarian  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:49pm

I was told by a PhD clinical psychologist that recurring lateness is a hostile act of disrespect.

392 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:50pm

Cheering again while CBS talking heads bloviate in the foreground.

Oh, he’s there.

BOHICA Time.

cheers

eon

393 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:51pm

YES WE CAN YES WE CAN

394 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:52pm

350 comments and the President just said thank you.

395 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:52pm

Can’t wait for Jindal….

396 Kenneth  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:53pm

re: #307 HelloDare

Harry Reid is following him like an anorexic chihuahua.

That’s Harry Reid? I thought it was an anorexic chihuahua.

397 albusteve  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:15:59pm

re: #373 Occasional Reader

Exactly.

I am bowel moved

398 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:00pm
399 nyc redneck  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:01pm

who will he be giving the finger to?

400 saberry0530  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:02pm

re: #370 Sharmuta

But- he won…..

Yea but we’re losing.

401 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:03pm

re: #360 Occasional Reader

He can’t help himself. He’s a true blue egomaniac. He’s like a vampire sucking up the praise, worship, and adulation.

402 politicalinsomniac  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:06pm

Is it racist to ask if that was an Arsenio Hall hoot I heard in the audience?

403 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:06pm

‘ello, Cleveland! Rock n’ Roll!

404 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:11pm

re: #354 Charles

Krauthammer’s talking about the significance of the first joint session of Congress with an African-American president. And he’s right.

Yet, somehow I remain strangely unmoved.

The only color I care about is all the RED I’m seeing.

405 Stuck-in-CA  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:11pm

I can’t watch him. I am listening to the bullshit speech over the radio.

406 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:15pm

Yup. I got the tingle in my leg. Or was that the needle finding the vein?

407 Wishing  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:16pm

Pelosi must wash her hair on same schedule as Hillary.

408 NYCHardhat  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:24pm

YUCK!

409 Sharmuta  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:30pm

Oh brother

410 snowcrash  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:32pm

BINGO! just kiddin’

411 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:34pm
“What are you, a Congress or an oil painting?”
412 alegrias  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:36pm

re: #270 NYCHardhat

Quick! Grab the crucifix!

* * * *
Garlic repels vampires.

413 midwestgak  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:43pm

Pelosi is wearing a snuggie!

414 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:43pm
415 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:46pm

I’m not watching. Did he get started yet? If so, how many trillions of dollars has he spent thus far?

After he’s done we can calculate how many trillions of dollars per second (TDS) he proposed tonight.

416 Right mind left  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:47pm

Did Pelosi just whack him with the GAVEL?!

417 jcm  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:55pm

I think Pelosi wet her self doing the intro.

418 eon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:55pm

How many F’n times do they have to introduce him anyway?

cheers

eon

419 Rob with a mind  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:55pm

I swear the last two LGF headlines are crap your pants frightening. This is a whole lot worse than it seems. That’s really hard to believe. This guy is “DANGEROUSLY STUPID “!

420 orfannkyl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:16:59pm

so how much will the dow drop tomorrow?

421 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:00pm

goddammit i hate pelosi.

422 Occasional Reader  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:00pm

re: #396 Kenneth

That’s Harry Reid? I thought it was an anorexic chihuahua.

HA!

423 jake341  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:02pm

I think pelosi just had an obasm

424 jones  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:05pm

How much time did he spend practicing the chin up pose?

425 rawmuse  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:09pm

What a blow fest.

426 shambug  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:13pm

Gag me….
I need some air…

427 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:13pm

is it too late to SELLLL!

428 politicalinsomniac  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:14pm

Obama jumped the gun…rookie mistake.

429 Vet_Missing_Parts (1LT, Ret)  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:14pm

re: #377 jcm

Can’t Michelle smile?

No… to filled with hate. She can fake it sometimes, tho’

430 disunreconnected  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:15pm

My hands hurt from clapping for such a long time. Get on with it and give us clappers a break!

431 jorline  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:17pm

I wonder if Nancy bought that dress in France

432 ciaospirit  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:26pm

I don’t get it. Whose idea was all this pomp and circumstance? He’s been in office a month and wants to relive the glory and adulation of the inauguration. The country should have been addressed from the Oval Office. This guy’s addicted to adoration and applause. He’s worse than a self possessed actor.

433 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:26pm

re: #378 livefreeor die

Me neither. I’d rather read the reactions of my fellow lizards. If I have to look at Biden and Pelosi, the Botox twins, for an extended period of time, I’ll lose it.

Yup, LGF for me. I refuse to give him one minute of my attention. Charles and you all will tell me what I need to know. I would rather watch dog poop harden.

434 astronmr20  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:28pm

next thread.

435 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:29pm

What a fucking little idiot! Didn’t he know that the Speaker has to introduce him as per protocol? Oh Lord save us!

436 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:29pm

oopsi

437 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:30pm

James Brown?

438 Macker  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:30pm

Fellow Lizards! I have an announcement to make!

I’ve known The Lady E (who also signed up on LGF tonight!) for many, many years. We went to grade school and high school together. We dated off and on for five years.
Then, we parted ways. Why, we don’t know.

BUT
Last September (five months ago), she came back into my life in a big way, when I sent her a letter , just letting her know how I was doing, and that I hope she is OK. Little did I know that she never married, and never had kids.
We wrote lots of letters. We talked on the phone a lot. And then, she came out here two weeks ago to spend time with me. The day after she arrived, my back went out. The Lady E has taken care of me like I’ve never been taken care of before. It’s a leap of faith I took today to never let her go again….

And she said yes.
We are not going to rush into this. She’s got to fly back to Michigan tomorrow to get her house in order, so that she can move out here to Arizona, and then we’ll get married.

A new phase of our lives begins today. Please keep the Lady E and me in your prayers. Thanks, everyone!

439 Dahveed  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:31pm

He only attended like one SOFU as a senator, so why would he know protocol?

440 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:34pm
441 BigMoo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:38pm

Obama: “They love me…they really, really love me”…just threw up in my mouth.

442 SlartyBartfast  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:40pm

re: #354 Charles

Krauthammer’s talking about the significance of the first joint session of Congress with an African-American president. And he’s right.

Yet, somehow I remain strangely unmoved.

Think of it this way: the first joint session of Congress with a Socialist President. That will move you…to tears…

443 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:55pm

He lost me at Madame Speaker.

444 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:55pm

Historic

/drink

445 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:17:59pm

Sounds to me like he has a cold. Maybe?

446 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:07pm
447 CapeCoddah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:14pm

re: #414 MandyManners

I’d love to have control of his teleprompter. Hillarity would ensue.

ROFLMAO, Mandy, I do believe I can survive on that fantasy alone!

448 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:23pm

crisis counter = 1

449 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:26pm

re: #377 jcm

Didn’t you see that Black Hole Sun video where the people’s mouths grew distorted flicking their reptilian tongues? That’s why.

450 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:29pm

Now the “malaise’ talk…

451 J.S.  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:32pm

Oh no. He starts off by talking down the economy…way to go, Zero.

452 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:39pm

re: #445 kahall

Sounds to me like he has a cold. Maybe?

Just a bump to get the juices flowing …you know …

453 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:45pm

It is important to keep in mind that all of those self adoring people in that chamber, really believe in themselves.

454 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:45pm

Nancy is doing the crazy blinking thing again!

455 cronus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:46pm

re: #329 NJDhockeyfan

I wish someone would hack the teleprompter. How much fun would that be?

Anchorman variation: “If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times, Obama will read anything you put on that teleprompter!”

456 kahall  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:49pm

Way to cheer me up.

457 Totally Berserk  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:50pm

CRISIS! Bush’s fault.

458 [deleted]  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:51pm
459 Macker  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:55pm

re: #443 Opinionated

He lost me at Madame Speaker.

How’s about Ma-damn Speaker?!

460 Colonel Panik  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:18:59pm

re: #209 Killian Bundy

/hey, Geithner’s going to take another shot at talking on the TV tomorrow, during market hours, watch out!

Holy Crap. That tears it. I’m cashing out my IRA, buying some land in Northern Arizona, 10,000 rounds of 7.62 NATO, 4 years worth of Mountain House™ freeze dried food, and building a fortified compound.

/Only 1/2 Sarc

461 alegrias  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:07pm

re: #287 Charles

Smiles!

Smiley smiling politicians.

Now I am afraid.

* * * *
Dear Charles, Smiling Phoney Nancy Pelosi has been your Senator for years~ You should have warned us.

462 SlartyBartfast  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:07pm

re: #392 eon

BOHICA indeed!

Lubricant, please…

463 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:08pm

Yeah, hope.

464 BatGuano  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:19pm

re: #354 Charles

Also, everything he does will be a first. The firsts need not be enumerated.

465 Pullus Iulius  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:24pm

“This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied death. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die. The object in constructing me was to prevent war. This object is attained. I will not permit war. It is wasteful and pointless. An invariable rule of humanity is that man is his own worst enemy. Under me, this rule will change, for I will restrain man.”
-From Colossus - The Forbin Project, 1970
/You see, this speech has already been given.

466 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:32pm

“Madame Speaker! His Glorious Leader of Our Socialist Union of States! The Supreme Leader Barack Obama the 1st!”

467 Buffalo Fats  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:32pm

MORE GOVERNMENT!

468 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:35pm

crisis counter = 2

469 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:39pm

re: #377 jcm

Can’t Michelle smile?

America is a mean place

470 unclassifiable  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:50pm

Is Nancy Pelosi in Star Trek garb?

471 BigMoo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:19:55pm

re: #460 Colonel Panik

Holy Crap. That tears it. I’m cashing out my IRA, buying some land in Northern Arizona, 10,000 rounds of 7.62 NATO, 4 years worth of Mountain House™ freeze dried food, and building a fortified compound.

/Only 1/2 Sarc

10K rounds won’t NEARLY be enough…lol

472 Syrah  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:07pm

I am going to need a lot more booze.

473 Irenike  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:11pm

re: #438 Macker

Now that is a spot of sunshine in an otherwise depressing thread!

Congratulations! I wish you both many years of happiness.

474 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:13pm

Cliches of the Union

475 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:17pm

Crisis counter = 3

476 skree  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:24pm

re: #377 jcm

Can’t Michelle smile?

No she can’t. She’s a fucking bitch and fucking bitches don’t smile. They sit there and think about how much they hate you.

477 JacksonTn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:27pm

re: #470 unclassifiable

Is Nancy Pelosi in Star Trek garb?

Not watching but I could see it …

478 Afrocity  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:28pm

This speech was canned in the USA.

479 Colonel Panik  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:29pm

re: #438 Macker


Congrats Macker!

480 Totally Berserk  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:36pm

Biden = insurance policy?

481 mfarmer1  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:53pm

re: #414 MandyManners

I’d love to have control of his teleprompter. Hillarity would ensue.

Agreed. A “F**k off San Diego” moment would be beautiful.

482 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:57pm

He’s trying to hard to not say “crisis,” instead saying predicament and challenge. He’s trying to keep me from getting drunk. rat bastard.

483 hugh_mon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:57pm

I have never abdicated my responsibility for my future. Why do I have to support those who knowingly did not?

484 rawmuse  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:20:59pm

Here comes the attack on Capitalism.

485 yesandno  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:03pm

Looks like Nancy is having trouble staying awake….and this is just the beginning….

486 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:06pm

Let’s hear him say drill baby drill….eh maybe not.

487 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:33pm

ooo, I hate to agree with Skree, but I agree with….

488 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:35pm

“I don’t want to lay blame” but I will it’s all Bush’s fault!

Shocka

489 brookly red  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:21:40pm

I gave my tv to the girl upstairs almost a year ago… did I miss anything?

490 strikefo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:01pm

lets not blame anyone… but here’s some blame….

491 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:03pm

Blaming the productive people.

492 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:13pm

re: #476 skree

She remains seated when introduced, blows a kiss to her husband.

493 Colonel Panik  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:20pm

re: #484 rawmuse

Here comes the attack on Capitalism.

I think that’s been going on for a while now…

494 Gus  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:51pm

Saul Alinsky and Chairman Mao are watching from the heavans! Or hell.

Tonight’s speech can be called: Kruschev’s Revenge

//

495 topazpilot  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:55pm

Democrats are out of practice, forgot the correct timing for applause.

496 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:22:58pm

Regulations for the nasty companies! blame, and more blame, with a sprinkling of blame.

497 Totally Berserk  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:07pm

agenda that begins with jobs… gov’t jobs, lots of them

498 hugh_mon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:10pm

He is so full of $hit his eyes are brown.

499 Attaboid  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:15pm

He’s still campaigning.

500 phillygirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:29pm

My mortgage is paid off. Why should I assume someone else’s debt?

501 kateca  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:42pm

Where’s my job?

502 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:57pm

re: #497 Totally Berserk

agenda that begins with jobs… gov’t jobs, lots of them

Because companies are so bad, we all just need to work for the govt and use are “arms” for hugging!

503 Moody leo  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:23:59pm

re: #166 Wishing Mom says she and Pelosi look like they subscribe to to the “Jimmy Johnson” method of hair care, hair spray by the case.

504 politicalinsomniac  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:00pm

“…not because I believe in big government - I don’t”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA……

505 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:02pm

All hail Porkulus!

506 Stuck-in-CA  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:06pm

SAVE jobs…not create them

507 ilzito guacamolito  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:09pm

Fak, I hate this guy, his ilk and his plan for destruction. I have to get the kiddies to bed. Good night, all. Don’t get too drunk! I am actively looking for a barf bag.

508 hugh_mon  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:27pm

I keep expecting is face to fall off revealing Kodos

509 phillygirl  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:28pm

The American Democratic Pork Act is now law!

510 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:30pm

….building dog parks and frisbee golf courses….

511 AverageCdn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:40pm

Save or Create jobs. That’s what bugs me. If they aren’t created, how do they prove they were saved? It’s so open to different interpretations.

512 Parker in US  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:45pm

The massive debt we inherited - Um uh Um uh what Trillion Dollar spending bill

513 politicalinsomniac  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:47pm

The jobs ‘saved or created’ number is now 3.5 million?

514 MrC_5150  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:24:59pm

If I continue to watch this lying SOS I’ll have my third heart attack.

Good night, B.O.

515 Opinionated  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:19pm

April Fools tax cut

516 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:31pm

A penny for Biden’s thoughts… I bet it’s something like “I could sure go for a hamburger… No, I just ate one. Or did I? I swear I taste old meat…”

Help us all.

517 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:59pm

Nobody messes with Joe?

518 badtemper  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:25:59pm

I’m late….what’d I miss?

519 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:02pm

Hey, it’s just like Obama on the campaign trail, oh wait, he never got off the campaign trail. Dang, we really need a President!

520 rain of lead  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:09pm

re: #287 Charles

Smiles!

Smiley smiling politicians.

Now I am afraid.

“now” you are afraid?!?!
what the hell took you so long?

521 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:28pm

Fuck Joe, fucking dirtbag!

522 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:26:47pm

He’s hired a ferret…woohoo!

523 Pianobuff  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:07pm

crisis counter = 4

524 LockeOn  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:27:28pm

Nobody messes with Joe in the same way nobody messes with blind retarded kid for fear they might hurt him. Go Joe

Sucka

525 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:28:30pm

I like watching Pelosi’s eyes go side to side - I think I hear her saying “clap for him, yessss…. that’s good, here’s a fish for you, suckers… clap…..”

526 chris_l  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:03pm

Government loans? WTF?

527 Totally Berserk  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:29:15pm

Oh sit down, you morons.

528 brent  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:12pm

Hold yourself accountable, you Acorn shill…. Show us the paperwork of the banks you threatened if they didnt take your clients’ loans, you big eared freak…

529 Totally Berserk  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:22pm

A veritable rogue’s gallery…

530 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:31:57pm

Would somebody please slip a tack on to pelosi’s seat when she stands up!.

531 Mirage  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:32:00pm

I had to look twice… I know it says SOTU, but when I first glanced I thought I saw STFU, not that the sentiment isn’t out of place.

532 brookly red  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:24pm

re: #531 Mirage

I had to look twice… I know it says SOTU, but when I first glanced I thought I saw STFU, not that the sentiment isn’t out of place.

he puts the SOT in SOTU…

533 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:33:40pm

Big lie #1

534 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:13pm

The Military types ain’t standing are they?

535 Mirage  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:34:54pm

re: #530 grahamski

Would somebody please slip a tack on to pelosi’s seat when she stands up!.

Oh, to be able to move as fast as Dashiell Robert Parr … :D

536 brookly red  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:35:32pm

re: #534 CurrentConflict

The Military types ain’t standing are they?

OMG they werre invited?

537 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:56pm

The middle class that you want to destroy…

538 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:37:56pm

re: #536 brookly red Just the Joint Chiefs. But only because he likes to say Joint.HeHe.

539 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:39:30pm

China?…Biggest polluters on the planet?….dumbass!

540 Rabbit  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:30pm

What is it with the tie? It may work in HD, but it is vibrating like flashing Christmas lights on my 20 yo TV set.

541 do_not_spindle  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:41:40pm

Carbon tax. Just what we need.

542 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:42:38pm

Can you imagine the environmental impact of a battery factory?The hippies would go out of their mind.

543 do_not_spindle  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:43:18pm

*we* invented the auto? Really? Mr. Benz and a bunch of others may differ.

544 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:09pm

Spend spend spend

545 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:46:34pm

Socialized medicine…a failure everywhere it has been instituted.

546 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:48:12pm

Translation…”We want to brainwash you children at the earliest age possible”

547 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:49:52pm

A complete education, everything from condoms to gender studies. Math , reading those are so out dated.

548 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:02pm

Hey, There is the drunk diver Kennedy that got off….LOL

549 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:51:05pm

Teddy Mary Joe is waiting.

550 CurrentConflict  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:54:41pm

Wastefull programs: Military,Border Security,Law enforcement. We will just Hope we don’t need them.

551 UberInfidel67  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 6:59:40pm

re: #452 JacksonTn
You can get that from dirty straws. lol lol lol

/Oh no I didn’t

552 grahamski  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:01:17pm

Bullshit!, you are torturing all of us right now!…

553 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Feb 24, 2009 7:31:24pm

re: #430 disunreconnected

My hands hurt from clapping for such a long time. Get on with it and give us clappers a break!

In the Politburo, the ministers all stood up and clapped for Stalin. Then they all realized that they couldn’t be the first to stop clapping. After a very long time, one member got fed up with the ridiculousness of the unending clapping and quit and sat down. Within the week, he was in a prison camp.

554 MJBrutus  Wed, Feb 25, 2009 1:46:56am

re: #511 AverageCdn

Save or Create jobs. That’s what bugs me. If they aren’t created, how do they prove they were saved? It’s so open to different interpretations.

It means that if you still have a job next year you should thank the ONE for “saving” it.


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