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And again the registration door swings open and the Turnstiles of Lizardia turn, clicking and counting away the hatchlings as they enter.

If you decide to take that momentous step and register, it’s not a bad idea to read all the rules and commit them to memory. The short version:

  • Don’t register with a proxy.
  • Don’t register with a throwaway email address.
  • Don’t register more than one account at a time from the same Internet connection.
  • Don’t be a jerk.
  • Don’t be a troll.
  • Don’t be a sock puppet. Stinky Beaumont hates sock puppets. He will find you. You don’t want Stinky mad at you.
  • If you’re registering just to post a dramatic “goodbye cruel world” comment full of insults and drool, don’t waste your time. Nobody’s going to read it. It will be immediately deleted and your account will be blocked.
  • Do play nice.

And then everything will be groovy.

UPDATE at 11/11/09 6:54:59 pm:

As doors will, the door has closed.

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166 comments
1 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:14:53pm

Oh boy!

2 Racer X  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:15:54pm

THE SECRET BEHIND THE NUMBER 11

1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993)
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.


This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

9 + 1 + 1 = 11

Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.

2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.

Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11..

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognized symbol for the US , after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:


'For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.'

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran... Unconvinced about all of this Still ?!

Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers ..
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

3 Bagua  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:16:02pm

Danger, Danger Will Robinson!

4 Racer X  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:16:11pm

It's a conspiracy!

5 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:16:36pm

re: #2 Racer X

I was told there would be no math...

6 Caboose  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:16:38pm

Fresh haunches!!! Yum-yum... I'ze hong-ryie!!!

7 arethusa  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:16:59pm

Welcome all!

8 Sharmuta  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:17:01pm

Dear Newbies-

Welcome to LGF. If you need something to help break the commenting ice, how about telling us what brought you to LGF? Always an interesting story and a great way for us to get to know you. Special shout out to any Newbies who are also Veterans of our great country!

Sincerely, Sharmuta

9 jaunte  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:19:12pm

Welcome newcomers. If any of you are secretly R. S. McCain, I think you should register as Scarlett.

10 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:20:17pm

re: #2 Racer X

Complete Fisking of utter bullshit hoax wingdings trick.

11 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:21:06pm

Newbies, bring me a Bubble Tea.

If anyone has a recipe for Bubble Tea and can tell me where to buy those big tapioca balls, post it here!

12 Racer X  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:21:10pm

re: #10 Alouette

You're ruining it!

13 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:21:27pm

Lou Dobbs'd be a cool nic tonight.

Just sayin'.

14 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:22:20pm

re: #12 Racer X

You're ruining it!

Everybody, except for a frothing moonbat/wingnut, knows that none of the hijacked flights was numbered Q33.

15 Sharmuta  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:23:10pm

re: #9 jaunte

*snort*

16 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:23:11pm

re: #2 Racer X

THE SECRET BEHIND THE NUMBER 11

1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993)
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.


This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

9 + 1 + 1 = 11

Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254.

2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.

Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11..

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognized symbol for the US , after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:


'For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.'

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran... Unconvinced about all of this Still ?!

Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers ..
2. Highlight the Q33 NY.
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS 1

11/11+5 is the date that I went celibate 10 years ago.

Ooops. The only thing I've fucked is the conspiracist's theory.

17 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:23:41pm

re: #9 jaunte

Welcome newcomers. If any of you are secretly R. S. McCain, I think you should register as Scarlett.

R.S. McCain can bring me a Bubble Tea, but he has to wear white gloves and not breathe too close to the beverage.

18 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:23:43pm

Ahhh, love that new thread smell.

19 jaunte  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:24:22pm

re: #15 Sharmuta

*snort*

Heh.

20 Sharmuta  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:25:05pm

re: #19 jaunte

The closet just needs a Christmas present. ;p

21 freetoken  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:25:17pm

Welcome to the Jungle...

MP3 Audio
22 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:25:34pm

re: #13 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Lou Dobbs'd be a cool nic tonight.

Just sayin'.

Kinda like getting a tat while drunk, no? How will it look years from now?

23 [deleted]  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:27:00pm
24 Caboose  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:27:16pm

What happened on Sept. 11, 2001 and at Fort Hood was NOT a tragedy, it was an ATROCITY. Stop defining atrocities as 'tragedies' and call out those that do. By doing so, we are letting these atrocities be watered down. Call them what they are. Stop being politcally correct, it will get us all killed!

Tragedy = someone accidentally runs over a child backing up
Atrocity = someone gets killed due to preconceived, planned actions.

25 albusteve  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:27:51pm

re: #23 The Blue Boy

Newbie here!

Bear with me as I try to figure out all the little icons and buttons.

forget that stuff...just post

26 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:27:56pm

*Rattles metal cup against the cell bars/chants*
Fresh Meat!
Fresh Meat!
Fresh Meat!...

27 albusteve  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:29:04pm

re: #26 ausador

*Rattles metal cup against the cell bars/chants*
Fresh Meat!
Fresh Meat!
Fresh Meat!...

you're fresh meat yourself

28 [deleted]  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:29:06pm
29 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:29:20pm

re: #23 The Blue Boy

Newbie here!

Bear with me as I try to figure out all the little icons and buttons.

Welcome, have fun, watch out for Mandy. :)

30 Caboose  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:29:42pm

re: #26 ausador

*Rattles metal cup against the cell bars/chants*
Fresh Meat!
Fresh Meat!
Fresh Meat!...

Cannibal... pass the barbeque sauce... no, the hot one...

31 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:29:49pm

re: #22 JasonA

Funny.

Hiya Jason. I'm the fat guy.

32 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:29:58pm

Come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!

33 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:30:20pm

re: #27 albusteve

you're fresh meat yourself

Flippin' upstarts...
/

34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:31:16pm

re: #29 ausador

Welcome, have fun, watch out for Mandy. :)

She's teh hawt.

35 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:31:59pm

re: #23 The Blue Boy

Newbie here!

Bear with me as I try to figure out all the little icons and buttons.

in bed

36 atribecalledsean  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:32:29pm

Yes! I finally stuck my foot in the door in time...

I've been reading LGF for about 6 months now. Look forward to getting to know you guys.

37 Caboose  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:32:54pm

re: #29 ausador

Welcome, have fun, watch out for Mandy. :)

Yeah, it appears that she ain't got no sweet lovin' in a LONG while, that would certainly make me cranky.

Someone get Mandy M a randy boy-toy with a mega-schlong, STAT!

38 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:32:55pm

re: #26 ausador

*Rattles metal cup against the cell bars/chants*
Fresh Meat!
Fresh Meat!
Fresh Meat!...

In bed.

39 prairiefire  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:32:56pm

re: #28 The Blue Boy

Lots of fun bells and whistles on this blog. Fun people, too. I absolutely love the check spelling button.

40 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:33:09pm

I used to be a member of a local volunteer fire department - company 11. Is that part of the conspiracy?

41 Killgore Trout  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:33:50pm

re: #36 atribecalledsean

Welcome.

42 carefulnow  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:33:56pm

re: #2 Racer X

That's pretty old. Snopes 2005.

43 Caboose  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:34:44pm

re: #40 Mad Al-Jaffee

I used to be a member of a local volunteer fire department - company 11. Is that part of the conspiracy?

I was 11 years old once (decades ago). Am I part of the conspiracy?

44 Racer X  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:34:53pm

re: #29 ausador

Welcome, have fun, watch out for Mandy. :)

Or learn to defy gravity while urinating on twine.

45 avanti  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:35:21pm

Evening Lizards, just saying hi again, from Laughlin Nv. I'm out here for two days, than on to Vegas for 2 more. Big highlight so far is the double-double cheeseburger from In & Out Burger with fries, a must stop for a right coaster.

46 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:35:30pm

re: #24 Caboose

What happened on Sept. 11, 2001 and at Fort Hood was NOT a tragedy, it was an ATROCITY. Stop defining atrocities as 'tragedies' and call out those that do. By doing so, we are letting these atrocities be watered down. Call them what they are. Stop being politcally correct, it will get us all killed!

Tragedy = someone accidentally runs over a child backing up
Atrocity = someone gets killed due to preconceived, planned actions.

I keep hearing this theory that political correctness is dangerous. I admit that my habit of referring to 'people of color', and 'people who are developmentally disabled', and "Ichthyo-Americans" is irritating as hell to many, but I don't think it's ever gotten anyone even slightly banged up.

///

47 charlz  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:35:35pm

re: #40 Mad Al-Jaffee

I used to be a member of a local volunteer fire department - company 11. Is that part of the conspiracy?

What do you call when you need the fire department? 911 9+1+1=11 QED

48 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:36:28pm

re: #37 Caboose

Oh dear. This is going to be a fun night.

49 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:36:54pm

re: #37 Caboose

Ummm...errr...ever heard of celibacy as a CHOICE?

I'M NOT CRANKY, GOSHDARNIT. I'M JUST OPINIONATED. GOT THAT? JIMMINY FUCKING CRICKET. BE A BITCH AND EVERYONE SAYS YOU NEED TO GET LAID. BE A BASTARD AND EVERYONE SAYS YOU NEED TO GET A PROMOTION AT WORK.

I'M LITTLE MISS MARY FUCKING SUNSHINE AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

50 Bloodnok  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:37:16pm

Let 'em In

Youtube Video
51 carefulnow  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:37:29pm

re: #23 The Blue Boy

Hello! Are you really blue? I'm really careful now.

52 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:37:41pm

re: #36 atribecalledsean

Hi!

53 emcesq  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:38:00pm

re: #24 Caboose

What happened on Sept. 11, 2001 and at Fort Hood was NOT a tragedy, it was an ATROCITY. Stop defining atrocities as 'tragedies' and call out those that do. By doing so, we are letting these atrocities be watered down. Call them what they are. Stop being politcally correct, it will get us all killed!

Tragedy = someone accidentally runs over a child backing up
Atrocity = someone gets killed due to preconceived, planned actions.

Atrocity = someone purposely runs over a child.

/ death penalty (albeit preconceived) for Maj Hasan is NOT an atrocity

54 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:38:48pm

re: #23 The Blue Boy

Newbie here!

Bear with me as I try to figure out all the little icons and buttons.

Hi!

55 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:39:16pm

re: #45 avanti

Evening Lizards, just saying hi again, from Laughlin Nv. I'm out here for two days, than on to Vegas for 2 more. Big highlight so far is the double-double cheeseburger from In & Out Burger with fries, a must stop for a right coaster.

Mmmm, In & Out burger!
I'm so lucky to live in their territory!

56 Achilles Tang  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:39:21pm

re: #2 Racer X

Just for the hell of it, Arabic names are phonetically spelled in our alphabet which means that one spelling is as good as another (depending on accents). Ramsin Yuseb can be spelled a number of ways, most of which are 11 letters but Ramzi Youssef is also a valid version, but that can't be included since it has 12 letters.

There are many other valid and significant people, events, and places connected to 9/11, but of course only those can be construed to have something adding up to 11 may be listed. /

57 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:39:28pm

re: #47 charlz

What do you call when you need the fire department? 911 9+1+1=11 QED

The department I was a member of responded to the Pentagon on 9/11. But that was a couple of years before I joined.

58 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:39:37pm

re: #49 MandyManners

Ummm...errr...ever heard of celibacy as a CHOICE?

I'M NOT CRANKY, GOSHDARNIT. I'M JUST OPINIONATED. GOT THAT? JIMMINY FUCKING CRICKET. BE A BITCH AND EVERYONE SAYS YOU NEED TO GET LAID. BE A BASTARD AND EVERYONE SAYS YOU NEED TO GET A PROMOTION AT WORK.

I'M LITTLE MISS MARY FUCKING SUNSHINE AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

Here's a little Yiddish lesson for you, to add some variety to your unique style.

Geh kacken afen yam = Go piss up a rope.

Actually the literal meaning is "go shit in the ocean" but the sentiment is the same.

59 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:39:38pm

re: #36 atribecalledsean

Yes! I finally stuck my foot in the door in time...

I've been reading LGF for about 6 months now. Look forward to getting to know you guys.

Are you of Irish descent?

60 Caboose  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:40:58pm

re: #48 SanFranciscoZionist

Oh dear. This is going to be a fun night.

Hey, didn't she state such a thing up thread? I want to get her a mission of mercy!It just ain't right for a fine woman like MM to go without for schlong, uuuhhh, for so long...

And with that, little ducklings, I'm gonna go catch some shut-eye now and let the chips fall where they may...

61 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:41:12pm

re: #23 The Blue Boy

Newbie here!

Bear with me as I try to figure out all the little icons and buttons.

You see that green plus sign on the right side of my post? Click on it. And go shopping at the Zionist Mall. (some of us have to earn our checks)

62 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:41:16pm

I think we need to get the Hardly Boys to investigate this 11 conspiracy.

63 ryannon  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:42:06pm

Incidentally, this is where Ry Cooder lifted some of his signature riffs. Just listen and you'll hear them as plain as day:

Youtube Video
64 charlz  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:42:10pm

re: #57 Mad Al-Jaffee

The department I was a member of responded to the Pentagon on 9/11. But that was a couple of years before I joined.

If that was Arlington, they seem to respond to catastrophes world-wide.

65 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:42:17pm

re: #62 Mad Al-Jaffee

I think we need to get the Hardly Boys to investigate this 11 conspiracy.

They already have a raging clue going on.

66 atribecalledsean  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:42:26pm

re: #59 MandyManners

Hi there Mandy. I'm of Irish and English descent. A formula for self-hatred if ever there was one.

67 Racer X  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:42:28pm

Oh shit. Didn't Hitler have 11 toes?

68 Bloodnok  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:42:29pm

re: #61 Alouette

You see that green plus sign on the right side of my post? Click on it. And go shopping at the Zionist Mall. (some of us have to earn our checks)

Yes. If you're really one of us, you'll shop at the Zionist Mall.

69 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:42:40pm

Welcome to all hatchlings.
Please clean up your eggshells.
You will find a happy, new, toy, once you reach 50 postings.
This blog, and our host Charles, has ALL the best toys!

70 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:42:53pm

re: #58 Alouette

Here's a little Yiddish lesson for you, to add some variety to your unique style.

Geh kacken afen yam = Go piss up a rope.

Actually the literal meaning is "go shit in the ocean" but the sentiment is the same.

That reminds me of the saying "wish in one hand and poop in the other. Which one is filled first?"

71 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:43:46pm

re: #63 ryannon

Pretty much every slide guitarist is influenced by Johnson. Maybe someday aliens from outer space will learn his stuff.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

72 Caboose  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:43:52pm

re: #49 MandyManners

Ummm...errr...ever heard of celibacy as a CHOICE?

I'M NOT CRANKY, GOSHDARNIT. I'M JUST OPINIONATED. GOT THAT? JIMMINY FUCKING CRICKET. BE A BITCH AND EVERYONE SAYS YOU NEED TO GET LAID. BE A BASTARD AND EVERYONE SAYS YOU NEED TO GET A PROMOTION AT WORK.

I'M LITTLE MISS MARY FUCKING SUNSHINE AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

I think I'm in love... :-D

73 atribecalledsean  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:44:24pm

re: #69 Floral Giraffe

Oh man, I'm excited. Only 47 to go. I think I can come up with 47 things to say about Lou Dobbs.

74 Digital Display  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:45:10pm

re: #55 Floral Giraffe

Mmmm, In & Out burger!
I'm so lucky to live in their territory!

Hey you..just got home 15 minutes ago from watching the Pacers game..
Thank you so much for your kind words about Jordan...
Your kindness moved me...You rock my friend...

75 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:45:22pm

re: #66 atribecalledsean

Hi there Mandy. I'm of Irish and English descent. A formula for self-hatred if ever there was one.

Not really if you are determined to be your own person.

76 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:45:26pm

Hi, I just registered. I've been reading LGF for a while. I like the mix of opinions. I'll try not to embarrass myself, or y'all. I would describe myself as a tepid liberal: fiscally conservative, socially liberal. The lefty blogs are too extreme for me.

I might as well come right out and confess that if single-payer health insurance were on the table, I would support it. It appears to me, based on cold hard numbers, that such systems get better results at lower costs than our own. (Also, I was diagnosed with cancer this year after a routine colonoscopy, which means I could not get health insurance at any price if I were to lose my job, so yes, it's personal.)

But it's not going to happen. Too much insurance company money against it. It is what it is. But for those who think such a health insurance approach is socialism, I would point out that the Scandanavian countries have it, yet they compete quite well in the capitalist world: IKEA, Lego, Brio, Nokia, Erickson--those are just off the top of my head.

And now I'll go back to lurking. :)

77 Mad Al-Jaffee  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:45:42pm

re: #64 charlz

If that was Arlington, they seem to respond to catastrophes world-wide.

No, College Park, MD. On that day there were responders from DC, VA and MD at the Pentagon. That's what usually happens in a mass casualty event like that.

78 [deleted]  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:46:08pm
79 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:46:20pm

re: #74 HoosierHoops

Hey you..just got home 15 minutes ago from watching the Pacers game..
Thank you so much for your kind words about Jordan...
Your kindness moved me...You rock my friend...

No, your Jordan ROCKS.
You better give him that virtual smoochie from me!

80 jaunte  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:46:42pm

re: #76 Jane_in_Colorado

Welcome.

81 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:46:53pm

re: #76 Jane_in_Colorado

You're pretty much on my wavelength. 8-)


(also, yay lego)

82 atribecalledsean  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:48:00pm

re: #75 MandyManners

Not really if you are determined to be your own person.

I'm just flotsam in a sea of genes.

83 Four More Tears  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:48:20pm

re: #31 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Funny.

Hiya Jason. I'm the fat guy.

As long as it doesn't have to be me anymore :)

84 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:49:04pm

re: #67 Racer X

Oh shit. Didn't Hitler have 11 toes?

Here's some news about the Nazis' balls.

Youtube Video
85 prairiefire  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:49:12pm

re: #58 Alouette

I heard that on Nurse Jackie.

86 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:50:19pm

re: #72 Caboose

I think I'm in love... :-D

Bless your heart!

87 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:50:52pm

re: #82 atribecalledsean

I'm just flotsam in a sea of genes.

Well, get your ass in gear and determine your own fate!

88 The Sanity Inspector  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:51:41pm

re: #76 Jane_in_Colorado

Don't forget to post a video of yourself doing the snoopy dance.

89 ManitobaRat  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:52:28pm

New here.. well kinda sorta..

90 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:53:02pm

re: #88 The Sanity Inspector

Don't forget to post a video of yourself doing the snoopy dance.

Is this required? I didn't realize that hazing was part of the experience!

91 prairiefire  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:53:54pm

Hello, all new hatchlings! I'm pretty new myself. Lots of discussions and interesting info~24/7.

92 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:54:38pm

re: #89 ManitobaRat

Welcome, glad you got up the "nerve" to talk!
It's a FINE playground, feel free to speak up!

Oh, and / at the end of your post is the "sarc tag" for sarcasm.
It can REALLY be your friend.
And, save you a beating.
So, if you use sarcasm, don't forget your ///

93 Sharmuta  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:54:54pm

re: #89 ManitobaRat

Huh?

94 The Sanity Inspector  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:55:03pm

re: #49 MandyManners

Ummm...errr...ever heard of celibacy as a CHOICE?

I'M NOT CRANKY, GOSHDARNIT. I'M JUST OPINIONATED. GOT THAT? JIMMINY FUCKING CRICKET. BE A BITCH AND EVERYONE SAYS YOU NEED TO GET LAID. BE A BASTARD AND EVERYONE SAYS YOU NEED TO GET A PROMOTION AT WORK.

I'M LITTLE MISS MARY FUCKING SUNSHINE AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

Hey, you could be me. Be a non-drinker, and everyone assumes it's because you're an alcoholic.

95 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:55:39pm

I finally made it.

Here's my gift upon entry:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/11/11/pakistan.hero/index.html

Just a straightforwards story about a heroic low-cast Christian Pakistani janitor saving the lives of hundreds of Muslim girls-- girls who had the temerity to attend school, something the Taliban doesn't like.

96 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:56:08pm

re: #90 Jane_in_Colorado

LOL!
No, it's not required.
Many of us waited, months, or years, to register.
Many first posts are of a version of 'I'm in! I'm in".
Certainly mine was.
Waited over a year...

97 ManitobaRat  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:56:26pm

Looks like I made it in just in time.

98 The Sanity Inspector  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:56:33pm

re: #90 Jane_in_Colorado

Don't forget to post a video of yourself doing the snoopy dance.

Is this required? I didn't realize that hazing was part of the experience!

No, that's not hazing. Reading Ojoe's Whig Party links every time he posts them is hazing.
/ ;)

99 atribecalledsean  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:56:42pm

re: #87 MandyManners

Well, get your ass in gear and determine your own fate!

Just the pep talk I needed, Mandy! I've been looking for a proper life coach.

My first act of self-determination will be a trip to the Peruvian chicken restaurant down the street. Mandy, you ma'am, are my first LGF friend.

100 The Sanity Inspector  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 6:57:50pm

As doors will, the door has closed.

Is there a tally to share?

101 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:00:05pm

re: #88 The Sanity Inspector

Don't forget to post a video of yourself doing the snoopy dance.

Thank you!!!

102 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:00:28pm

re: #98 The Sanity Inspector

No, that's not hazing. Reading Ojoe's Whig Party links every time he posts them is hazing.
/ ;)

Oh, I have. Does this mean I am pre-hazed?

103 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:01:36pm

re: #78 The Blue Boy

Sorry I can't stay long. I'll try to make it back later and see if I can whip up one of those avatar thingys.

Wanna' borrow my stick?

104 JoyousMN  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:02:07pm

Hi all,

I'm a newbie on LGF, finally hit the registration jackpot tonight.

I've been reading for about 6 weeks. I came over initially from John Cole's Balloon Juice site. I'll be up front and say that I'm likely further left than most here. But I like to think I'm respectful of other opinions and I'm really happy to find a "right-wing" site to learn and interact with others with different political views.

I appreciate that commenters here are not anti-evolution and anti-global warming. I'm hoping to talk with people who want to help bridge the divide between Americans and not just call each other libtards and rethuglicans. I appreciate conservative values, even if I may not always agree.

I will also say upfront that health care is a huge issue for my family. My hus was diagnosed with cancer in 2003 and then was laid off from his job 8 months later (he'd been there 10 years). We both know that he was let go because his presence on their insurance rolls raised everyone's rates. I was a stay at home mom at the time, so we were pretty scared. I lost one possible job opportunity when I was dumb enough to ask about health insurance benefits after they offered me a position. Shortly after that, they rescinded their offer. I think tying health insurance directly to employment makes that kind of situation a lot more common than people might think. I also think it makes us less entrepreneurial. When you have to buy health insurance on the private market you have much less choice, much higher costs, and they won't even take you if you have a pre-existing condition.

But I try to see both sides in every debate and I don't try to force my pov on anyone. If I feel that it's best I'll just shut up. *smile*

My profession is web designer/developer and trainer, mostly working with Adobe tools and Microsoft asp.NET (don't throw tomatoes at me, please) I work at a Microsoft shop so PHP isn't really an option for me. I've done Networking using UNIX so I'm not a total Microsoft loser. LOL

Anyway, thanks for the opportunity to interact and get to know everyone here.

Joy

105 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:02:35pm

re: #90 Jane_in_Colorado

Don't forget to post a video of yourself doing the snoopy dance.

Is this required? I didn't realize that hazing was part of the experience!

Hazing?

106 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:03:16pm

re: #89 ManitobaRat

New here.. well kinda sorta..

Hi.

107 hickph  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:03:33pm

Another newbie here.

Searching for some rationality in a sea of superstition. And I appreciate Charles' recent efforts in exposing those who are attempting to hijack "conservatism" as a means to disseminate their racist and fundamentalist ideology.

108 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:04:42pm

re: #99 atribecalledsean

Just the pep talk I needed, Mandy! I've been looking for a proper life coach.

My first act of self-determination will be a trip to the Peruvian chicken restaurant down the street. Mandy, you ma'am, are my first LGF friend.

*mwah*

109 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:06:11pm

[Link: www.darkharbor.com...]

110 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:06:36pm

re: #105 MandyManners

Hazing?

Well. Maybe if you posted a picture of yourself doing the Snoopy dance, I could sit at your feet and learn. :P

111 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:08:10pm

re: #110 Jane_in_Colorado

Well. Maybe if you posted a picture of yourself doing the Snoopy dance, I could sit at your feet and learn. :P

It's mental.

See my Nos. 109 and 101.

112 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:09:04pm

Oh, and for the record:

I'm a social liberal-- government shouldn't care about what consenting adults do with each other, or by themselves, except when it poses a real threat or cost to others.

Financially, I'm pragmatic. My dream bill would be one that mandated that all future bills had to come with a testing provision: if the bill is designed to save the marshlands, the bill needs to contain a mechanism to define success, make a plan for it, and then be judged on its achievement.

I support single-payer health care, or any of the double-mandate/catastrophic subsidy plans, but I do so from the pragmatic side. We are always going to pay for the uninsured, so the easiest way to deal with it, is to not have any uninsured.

I have a bit of a temper that I'll try my darnedest to keep under control. I have been reading the site for months now, and am impressed not only by Charles' moderation but the community's self-moderation.

I work as a designer of educational children's toys-- I adore children.

Here is a story that underlines why I feel it's so very, very important to treat children well. Warning: This story will make you furious, and break your heart, but hopefully fill it again with some warmth and love.

The Girl In the Window

113 Mich-again  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:09:45pm

re: #104 JoyousMN

But I try to see both sides in every debate and I don't try to force my pov on anyone. If I feel that it's best I'll just shut up. *smile*

Easier said than done!

114 MandyManners  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:11:46pm

re: #107 hickph

Another newbie here.

Searching for some rationality in a sea of superstition. And I appreciate Charles' recent efforts in exposing those who are attempting to hijack "conservatism" as a means to disseminate their racist and fundamentalist ideology.

WELCOME.

115 Cato the Elder  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:14:37pm

"The doors! The doors!"
[from the Eastern Orthodox liturgy]

116 JoyousMN  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:15:09pm

re: #113 Mich-again

Yeah. I maybe trying to convince myself as much as anyone else. LOL

117 Racer X  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:15:56pm

re: #36 atribecalledsean

re: #23 The Blue Boy

re: #76 Jane_in_Colorado

re: #89 ManitobaRat

re: #95 Obdicut

re: #104 JoyousMN

re: #107 hickph

Welcome all you newbs!

I'll have an ice cold Guinness please.

118 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:16:26pm

re: #111 MandyManners

It's mental.

See my Nos. 109 and 101.

But my dear. This is Snoopy doing the Snoopy dance.

I'm just sayin'.

119 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:19:19pm

re: #117 Racer X

Guinness shouldn't be served ice cold.

Oh good, my first argument!

120 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:21:41pm

re: #119 Obdicut

Guinness shouldn't be served ice cold.

Oh good, my first argument!

But I was here for abuse!

Youtube Video
121 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:22:37pm

re: #120 Jane_in_Colorado

No you weren't.

122 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:23:08pm

re: #120 Jane_in_Colorado

You'll get plenty.
We Lizards do it well.
Heh, you're a Lizard now!

123 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:23:50pm

re: #121 Obdicut

No you weren't.

LOL!
Yes, she/he/it was!

Upding for Monty Python!

124 Racer X  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:25:21pm

re: #119 Obdicut

Guinness shouldn't be served ice cold.

Oh good, my first argument!

Heh, they tell you that as a joke. I've tried it at about 45' and at about 37'. I prefer it ice cold. To each his own I guess.

*the can says "serve ice cold"

125 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:25:29pm

re: #121 Obdicut

No you weren't.

Now you're just being contrary.

126 JoyousMN  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:26:42pm

re: #119 Obdicut

Oh god, not only do I like it cold, but I prefer it from the bottle rather than the tap.

*ducks back under her computer*

127 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:29:26pm

re: #126 JoyousMN

Speaking as an ex-bartender, in all seriousness:

Any way someone wants their drink, that's the right way. It doesn't matter. As long as you're drinking for taste as well as the kick, I respect that. *

After all, Hercule Poirot liked Creme De Cassis, which is terrible.

*and if you're drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon while wearing a trucker cap and talking laconically about your indie band "Napoleon TNT" while driving your single-speed bike, go play in traffic.

128 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:33:21pm

re: #122 Floral Giraffe

You'll get plenty.
We Lizards do it well.
Heh, you're a Lizard now!

Am I? *licks lips in slightly disconcerting way*

Why yes, I do feel a bit lizarish. ;-)

129 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:37:26pm

Oh, crap. Make that "lizardish".

*hangs head in shame*

130 jaunte  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:39:21pm

re: #129 Jane_in_Colorado

I just thought you were mimicking the sibilant pronunciation
of the scaled ones.

131 hickph  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:40:45pm

Forget the beer, just give me a smooth bourbon on the rocks or with a dash of soda. At this moment, Knob Creek gets my greenbacks, though I am continuing my quest in finding the ultimate bourbon batch. Any other booze aficionados out there?

132 caliphibian  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:42:12pm

re: #104 JoyousMN

Hi all,

I'm a newbie on LGF, finally hit the registration jackpot tonight.

I've been reading for about 6 weeks. I came over initially from John Cole's Balloon Juice site. I'll be up front and say that I'm likely further left than most here. But I like to think I'm respectful of other opinions and I'm really happy to find a "right-wing" site to learn and interact with others with different political views.

I appreciate that commenters here are not anti-evolution and anti-global warming. I'm hoping to talk with people who want to help bridge the divide between Americans and not just call each other libtards and rethuglicans. I appreciate conservative values, even if I may not always agree.

I will also say upfront that health care is a huge issue for my family. My hus was diagnosed with cancer in 2003 and then was laid off from his job 8 months later (he'd been there 10 years). We both know that he was let go because his presence on their insurance rolls raised everyone's rates. I was a stay at home mom at the time, so we were pretty scared. I lost one possible job opportunity when I was dumb enough to ask about health insurance benefits after they offered me a position. Shortly after that, they rescinded their offer. I think tying health insurance directly to employment makes that kind of situation a lot more common than people might think. I also think it makes us less entrepreneurial. When you have to buy health insurance on the private market you have much less choice, much higher costs, and they won't even take you if you have a pre-existing condition.

But I try to see both sides in every debate and I don't try to force my pov on anyone. If I feel that it's best I'll just shut up. *smile*

My profession is web designer/developer and trainer, mostly working with Adobe tools and Microsoft asp.NET (don't throw tomatoes at me, please) I work at a Microsoft shop so PHP isn't really an option for me. I've done Networking using UNIX so I'm not a total Microsoft loser. LOL

Anyway, thanks for the opportunity to interact and get to know everyone here.

Joy

re: #104 JoyousMN

HI! Newbie! I live in Oregon and the state has a very quietly run, un- advertised insurance program for anyone who can't get insurance coverage. I think a $1,500 deductible policy costs about $500 per month, with certain things not covered like dental. I have a catasthrophic policy from State Farm (25yr), but it doesn't cover my large med costs. So I'm looking to transfer over to the state plan, run by Blue Cross. Go to an independent health insurance broker in MN and see if MN has a similar program.

133 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:43:29pm

re: #131 hickph

Have you ever had George Dickel Barrel Select? It's a nice one, mellower than Knob, more caramel, but still macho.

134 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:45:50pm

re: #130 jaunte

I just thought you were mimicking the sibilant pronunciation
of the scaled ones.

Oh, wouldn't it be pretty to think so!

135 prairiefire  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:47:31pm

re: #131 hickph

Ask Mandy about Bourbon.

136 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:51:48pm

Thank you all. You've been very kind. Funny, too, and I like that.

137 prairiefire  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:52:45pm

re: #112 Obdicut

What a fun job! I had kids just so I could buy toys again. We are positively nuts for Legos in our house. Thanks for the article. I love how the new daddy's hands are thick, worker's hands, but he has such a gentle looking face!

138 Randall Gross  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:52:58pm

Welcome everyone, good to see new scales.

139 prairiefire  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:53:38pm

re: #138 Thanos

Are yours iridescent?

140 jaunte  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:55:29pm

re: #137 prairiefire

Nuts for legos: [Link: damnamazingpics.blogspot.com...]

141 tradewind  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:56:04pm

Wow, here's a really tough choice.///
[Link: www.jpost.com...]

142 prairiefire  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:58:11pm

re: #140 jaunte

Awesome~we saw his stuff when there was a showing in town.

143 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 7:59:16pm

re: #137 prairiefire

Yeah, he's great. I've had the pleasure of getting to send some toys down to the family-- because of her experience, Dani will have developmental challenges her whole life, and our toys are perfect for both keeping her entertained and helping her communicate.

The Lierows are the hands-down most wonderful family I've 'met' -- only over the phone-- in many, many a year.

I also would like to point out the police detective who made the absolutely right decision to remove Dani, even though he technically probably didn't have the authority to.

Here's their website

And I would note there's a donation button there-- the Lierows are not rich by any means, so if you are looking for a personal charity, I think Dani deserves.

144 hickph  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 8:04:23pm

re: #133 Obdicut

Haven't tried that one yet. Will have to see if the ABC store here has it when I swing by tomorrow. Got a three-day weekend coming up, so I'm game for a little sampling. Thanks for the heads up!

145 Obdicut  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 8:09:10pm

re: #144 hickph

It's hard to find outside the South, so best of luck.

146 JoyousMN  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 8:13:19pm

re: #132 caliphibian

Thanks for the thought. We're OK right now. As long as you keep continuous coverage you can't get tossed into the private market where you can be denied for a pre-exisiting condition. We managed to keep up with our Cobra payments for six months, then went on MinnesotaCare (for low-income families) for two months, then I transfered to my current employer.

But the really crappy thing is that at our small company the only people on the insurance plan are the owner and her family and me and my family. To insure us 8 people is about $35,000 per year. I pay $700 per month, my company pays the other half. Every year for the past three years insurance costs have gone up 20%. So I pay out 10% and they pay the other 10%, which means pay raises have been non-existent.

147 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 8:16:45pm

re: #137 prairiefire

What a fun job! I had kids just so I could buy toys again. We are positively nuts for Legos in our house. Thanks for the article. I love how the new daddy's hands are thick, worker's hands, but he has such a gentle looking face!

No, I don't think so. You just found that having toys again was a delightful side-effect of having children. I certainly did. Watching Disney animations. Building stuff with the toys. It's fun. Why shouldn't we enjoy it?

148 prairiefire  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 8:17:49pm

re: #147 Jane_in_Colorado

Lots of Disney.

149 caliphibian  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 8:18:45pm

re: #146 JoyousMN

Thanks for the thought. We're OK right now. As long as you keep continuous coverage you can't get tossed into the private market where you can be denied for a pre-exisiting condition. We managed to keep up with our Cobra payments for six months, then went on MinnesotaCare (for low-income families) for two months, then I transfered to my current employer.

But the really crappy thing is that at our small company the only people on the insurance plan are the owner and her family and me and my family. To insure us 8 people is about $35,000 per year. I pay $700 per month, my company pays the other half. Every year for the past three years insurance costs have gone up 20%. So I pay out 10% and they pay the other 10%, which means pay raises have been non-existent.

re: #146 JoyousMN

Your welcome. And keep your chin up. One way or another, things should work out.

150 prairiefire  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 8:22:00pm

'Night, All. Thanks to all the Lizard Veterans for their service!

151 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 8:43:05pm

Getting back to Veteran's Day... my father served in WW2, in Patton's army. He was part of that surge across France and Germany. He rarely talked about it. He had to be pretty lubricated when he did. We used to ask him, "What was the hardest thing you did in the war?" His answer: swimming across rivers at night. Specifically, the Saar. He saw his best friend killed by a mortar, but I only remember him talking about that once, and he was very drunk at the time. We owe a debt to those who came before.

152 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 8:55:06pm

re: #146 JoyousMN
Congratulations on finding a way to continue your insurance.
It's hard, but you've done a GREAT job of it.
Kudos to you.
(BUt you already knew that!)

153 JoyousMN  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 9:02:15pm

re: #152 Floral Giraffe

Thanks for the kind words, Floral. You do what you have to do right?

Which reminds me of one of my favorite t-shirt ever:

"To be is to do"-Socrates;
"To do is to be"-Jean-Paul Sartre;
"Do Be Do Be Do"-Frank Sinatra

154 Mary Garth  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 9:14:15pm

re: #153 JoyousMN

Thanks for the kind words, Floral. You do what you have to do right?

Which reminds me of one of my favorite t-shirt ever:

"To be is to do"-Socrates;
"To do is to be"-Jean-Paul Sartre;
"Do Be Do Be Do"-Frank Sinatra

I saw those as graffiti once, to which someone added:

"Do be a Do Bee" - Miss Nancy from Romper Room (anyone remember that? Or am I dating myself?)

155 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 9:21:21pm

re: #154 Mary Garth

I saw those as graffiti once, to which someone added:

"Do be a Do Bee" - Miss Nancy from Romper Room (anyone remember that? Or am I dating myself?)

Oh, I do remember! And Don't be a Don't Bee.

Was that just a Pennsylvania thing?

156 palomino  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 9:25:37pm

Hi all, Newbie here! Why am I here? Because I'm tired of "conversing" with the sub-literates at Huffpo and the mentally ill at Redstate.

157 Jane_in_Colorado  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 9:30:47pm

Well... catch y'all on the flip side. Thanks for the nice welcome.

158 abolitionist  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 9:55:57pm

re: #156 palomino

Welcome to LGF.

159 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 11:34:36pm

re: #147 Jane_in_Colorado

No, I don't think so. You just found that having toys again was a delightful side-effect of having children. I certainly did. Watching Disney animations. Building stuff with the toys. It's fun. Why shouldn't we enjoy it?

Some of us never stopped buying toys and watching cartoons. :D

160 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Wed, Nov 11, 2009 11:36:48pm

re: #112 Obdicut

Oh, and for the record:

I support single-payer health care, or any of the double-mandate/catastrophic subsidy plans, but I do so from the pragmatic side. We are always going to pay for the uninsured, so the easiest way to deal with it, is to not have any uninsured.

I agree heartily.

161 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 12, 2009 5:57:59am

Welcome hatchlings.

162 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 12, 2009 6:00:58am

re: #137 prairiefire

What a fun job! I had kids just so I could buy toys again. We are positively nuts for Legos in our house. Thanks for the article. I love how the new daddy's hands are thick, worker's hands, but he has such a gentle looking face!

I had kids because they don't know the punchlines.

163 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Nov 12, 2009 6:18:13am

welcome noobs... may your stay here be enriching and flounce free

164 prairiefire  Thu, Nov 12, 2009 12:40:53pm

re: #162 Decatur Deb

Ba Da Dump. They also do not know many cultural references. I'm teaching them with old Saturday Night Live dvds. I think that's why its nice to blog with old timers like myself.

165 Decatur Deb  Thu, Nov 12, 2009 12:50:21pm

re: #164 prairiefire

We have great advantages. Young lizards are furiously googling just to
find what we remember. Still can't link meatware, though.

166 prairiefire  Thu, Nov 12, 2009 1:10:36pm

I've told them they have to skip through Fred Garvin, male prostitute.


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