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1 windsagio  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 10:24:47pm

Great thing I heard on “Fresh Air” earlier.

“We already have healthcare rationing, its just for the poor.”

2 windsagio  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 10:24:57pm

well great, but also sad.

3 Iwouldprefernotto  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 10:26:32pm

Best quote ever. Sometimes I think we live in a society that is incapable of gaining wisdom.

4 Sol Berdinowitz  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 10:50:17pm

Right now, I am more concerned about the lck of basic knowledge: for example how a hypothesis supported by facts becomes a theory.

Like with gravity. Or evolution. And people who do not understand that process are allowed to set curriculy for school boards.

“The moon turns blood-red, you burn the witch, the moon turns back. No question there…”

5 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 10:51:33pm

Woot! Quote thread…


“There is nothing divine about morality; it is a purely human affair.”

Albert Einstein (The World As I See It) 1949

6 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 10:53:33pm

re: #4 ralphieboy

“The moon turns blood-red, you burn the witch, the moon turns back. No question there…”

Never a miscomunication. You can’t explain that.

7 windsagio  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 10:55:23pm

re: #5 Slumbering Behemoth

“As I slowly grow wise I briskly grow cautious.”

~Mark Twain, from some essay nobody’s heard of >>

8 SpaceJesus  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:03:03pm

who knew canadian tv could be so entertaining?

[Link: watch.ctv.ca…]

“fornication everywhere”

9 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:03:56pm

re: #7 windsagio

Imminent Irony in 3… 2…

“Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.”

- Richard Kemph

10 laZardo  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:04:05pm
11 SpaceJesus  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:06:43pm

“one guy is aboot to smoke a bowl there”

12 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:20:43pm

re: #8 SpaceJesus

LOL! You just wanted it where YOU are!

13 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:26:21pm

Bill O’Reilly: “Tides come in, tides go out. You can’t explain that”.

Neil Degrasse Tyson: ” ‘Splained that”.

Bill O’Reilly: “Look, you pinheads who attack me are just desperate. How’d the moon get there? How’d the sun get there”?

Neil Degrasse Tyson: “LOL! ‘Splained that too”.

Bill O’Reilly: “FFFUUU”!

14 laZardo  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:42:07pm

re: #13 Slumbering Behemoth

Fucking gravity, how does it work!

/

15 SpaceJesus  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:43:39pm

re: #12 Floral Giraffe

i’ve never heard people get called rabble rousers so many times.

this is the most canadian thing ever.

aw man, the stream is down :(

16 Kragar  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:44:09pm

re: #14 laZardo

Fucking gravity, how does it work!

/

Magnets.

17 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:44:09pm

re: #14 laZardo

It’s just a theory. A way for the multi-million member scientific community to keep us down.
/

18 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:51:08pm

re: #17 Slumbering Behemoth

It’s just a theory. A way for the multi-million member scientific community to keep us down.
/

Because they have an agenda, of course. I think they don’t want the hoi polloi realizing that they can float to the top of their precious ivory towers. That’s why they push the Theory of Gravity on our nation’s school children.
/

19 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Jun 15, 2011 11:55:37pm

re: #18 Slumbering Behemoth

Which, of course, is also why those ivory tower elitists refuse to allow any discussion of “Intelligent Falling” enter into the discussion. They have a clear agenda.

20 Kragar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 12:08:57am

Hackers say they hit CIA website

A group of hackers who breached the Senate computer system earlier this week claimed responsibility for problems with the CIA’s website Wednesday.

The group, known as Lulz Security, tweeted “Tango down - CIA.gov,” and there were difficulties throughout the early evening accessing the agency’s website.

The computer mischief appeared to be targeting the CIA’s public website, which does not include classified data and has no impact on the CIA’s operation. CIA spokeswoman Marie Harf said the agency is looking into the reports.

It is sometimes difficult to tell if a website has been hacked, or if the claim alone drove so many people to the site that it crashed. Efforts to access the website were met with an error message long after the breach began, around 6 p.m. EDT.

21 freetoken  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 12:11:41am

re: #8 SpaceJesus

Lawlessness.

Maybe Camping was right after all?

Well, what would one expect from Urban Youth.*

*… oh, wait… they’re white

22 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 12:11:49am

re: #20 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

What ED Thinks Of LulzSec.

(Graphics SFW but contains meme-slurring.)

23 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 12:44:58am

Intelligent Design is a hypothesis. It has to remain a hypothesis because there is no way of obtaining objective facts to confirm or refute it.

Evolution is a theory. One supported by facts from nearly every branch of science.

And last night, a giant sky dragon ate the moon, we burnt a witch and he spat it back out.

Our hypothesis was confirmed, and now we are going to prove our hypothesis that by burning a withch every night, the moon will remain uneaten by the dragon for several years…

24 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 12:51:22am

re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So who, or what is your new avatar?

25 Kragar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 1:06:58am

re: #24 Floral Giraffe

So who, or what is your new avatar?

All will become apparent in time.

26 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 1:09:29am

Hey all!

CAn’t sleep.

What’s up?

27 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 1:29:19am

Deep Space Nine

28 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 1:30:43am

night all!

again

29 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 1:31:32am

and then they were eight…

30 freetoken  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 1:48:14am
31 freetoken  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 2:19:19am

More evidence that the mainstreaming of the JBS and related lunacy, via acceptance of the Pauls, Glenn Beck, etc. is going to push this election farther towards the looney right than we’ve seen in my lifetime:


Bell campaigns for gold standard

A veteran conservative movement figure said today his group is launching a television ad and retail campaign in Iowa aimed at drumming up grass-roots interest in a return to the gold standard.

Jeffrey Bell, a former aide to President Ronald Reagan and conservative author, said the American Principles Project hopes to drive the issue back onto Republican presidential candidates’ agenda.

The organization conducted focus groups on the issue in the Midwest last year, and “the tea party response was astonishing.”

“If the thing bubbles up, the candidates are going to have to respond and move closer to our position, which is that the paper-based system is bankrupt, has run its course and we have to have honest money again,” he said.

[…]

The push comes amid a surge of national interest in what had been seen as exotic economic policies. Utah recently became the first state to recognize gold and silver U.S. Mint coins as legal tender, and more than a dozen other states are considering similar bills.

Bell’s currently in the course of an 18-stop bus tour through Iowa, which will end July 2. Gary Johnson has already stopped by, and Bell said he’s had interest from four other candidates.

[…]

“Exotic economic policies” my ass. More like “stupid” or “idiotic” economic policies.

32 freetoken  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 2:21:01am

Oh, I forgot…

BUY GOLD!!

33 freetoken  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 2:24:12am

Carmen McRae & Cal Tjader:

34 spocomptonite  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 2:33:31am

re: #8 SpaceJesus

Watching that stream, I just saw some drunk guy dive on top of a burning BMW, fall down on the flaming roof, somehow get back up and off the car without injuries.

Fucking Canada, how does it work?

35 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 2:43:11am

Morning Honcos. As usual, I missed the boat on a money making opportunity. Years ago, we had riots in St. Pete and I saw the opportunity to fill my truck with rocks and sell them 3 for a dollar, giving the rioters something to throw. But since the home teams in the Stanley Cup finals have won every game, I stopped short of driving to Vancouver. Huge mistake.

36 BishopX  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 3:28:02am

re: #35 Cannadian Club Akbar

You should have driven to Boston, you would have made a mint either way.


/Morning all

37 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 3:31:07am

re: #36 BishopX

You should have driven to Boston, you would have made a mint either way.

/Morning all

I’ll wait for the next World Trade Organization meeting. Sell rocks to the rioters and rubber bullets to the cops. And snow cones to the hippies.:)

38 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 3:34:57am
39 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:09:09am
40 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:22:19am

This story just screams freedom!! Kinda brings a tear to my eye…
[Link: www.nbcbayarea.com…]

41 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:24:13am
42 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:30:03am

TSA behavior detection officers called themselves “Mexican Hunters”

A 2010 TSA report obtained by the Newark Star Ledger is offering an inside look into the work of Liberty International Airport’s behavior detection officers, who apparently spent so much of their time stopping travelers of Latin American descent that they dubbed themselves the “Mexican Hunters.”

The so-called “Boston Report” on the Newark screeners, compiled from early 2008 to late 2009 by inquiry officers based out of Logan International Airport, contains descriptions of manager-supported racial profiling, policies of ignoring actual behavioral stress indicators, and officers’ cavalier attitude towards public safety.

According to the report, the BDO officers were focusing on Mexican and Dominican passengers in order to find improper visas and passport stamps that would allow the unit to refer cases to immigration and create a paper record of apparent productivity. The report was written during a time of turmoil at Newark Liberty, as stories surfaced about screeners’ incompetence.

43 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:35:08am

re: #38 WindUpBird

Ron Paul lieks kittehs

i can haz gold standard?

44 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:36:57am

re: #42 negativ

Sounds like they called themselves that because they weren’t allowed to do their jobs. Who ordered these guys to focus on people from Central America?

45 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:45:13am
46 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:47:17am

re: #39 Cannadian Club Akbar

Cannadians have always seemed to have a problem with their wretched, dirty cities; their unwashed, unemployed citizenry.

47 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:48:34am

re: #46 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Cannadians have always seemed to have a problem with their wretched, dirty cities; their unwashed, unemployed citizenry.

Not only that, the beer prices there are effing ridiculous!!!

48 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:50:02am

re: #46 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Cannadians have always seemed to have a problem with their wretched, dirty cities; their unwashed, unemployed citizenry.

Vancouver, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
//

49 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:52:44am

re: #48 rwdflynavy

Stupid white people. They’re all alike.

50 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:55:47am

re: #39 Cannadian Club Akbar

Pics from the riots in Vancouver.

White people behaving badly again. The inner city, summer weather, alcohol, we all know how they are.

51 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:55:51am

re: #48 rwdflynavy

re: #49 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You guys do realize the riots in Vancouver really have no bearing on our lives, right? Soon Satt will be here and we’ll have to put up with his chowder attitude!!!

//

52 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:57:31am

re: #50 Shiplord Kirel

White people behaving badly again. The inner city, summer weather, alcohol, we all know how they are.

Hopped up on poutine and blasting Celine Dion.

53 RogueOne  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:57:38am

The last time I made fun of Canada I got hassled for days so I’m sticking to my “I love Canada!”. I’m down with bashing white people though.

54 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 4:58:46am

I don’t find any joy in bashing people whose skin lacks pigmentation.

55 RogueOne  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:01:01am

I like to tell people I was born in the middle of the Detroit riots so tipping over cars and setting them on fire is in my blood. Looking at the Vancouver pics makes me a little nostalgic and misty-eyed.

56 RogueOne  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:03:26am

When this guy says “Stay off my lawn!” you better listen:

Ding-Dong-Ditch Shooting: Michael Bishop Of Louisville Charged With Shooting 12-Year-Old Over Prank
[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com…]


A Kentucky man has been charged with attempted murder after he shot a 12-year-old boy in the back for ringing his doorbell during a game of Ding Dong Ditch.

Jason Eberle of Louisville, was playing the game, which involves someone ringing a doorbell and running away, on Monday night with friends. The New York Post reports that after the kids rang 56-year-old Michael Bishop’s bell he came out onto his porch armed with a shotgun and opened fire, hitting Eberle in the back and shoulder.
……
Eberle was hit in the shoulder and the back and suffered two collapsed lungs in the incident. He is currently being treated in hospital where his condition is described as “improving”.

57 RogueOne  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:05:49am

HuffPo Vancouver Riot Photo Slideshow:

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com…]

Look at the pretty fire

58 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:06:25am

re: #56 RogueOne

Ding-Dong- Ditch today. In a few years the kid would have been hiding body parts in a freezer. That guy did society a favor!!
///10

59 RogueOne  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:08:58am

Aww. Two kids find love in the middle of a riot:

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com…]

“Make love not riot” or something.

60 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:09:10am

re: #57 RogueOne

HuffPo Vancouver Riot Photo Slideshow:

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com…]

Look at the pretty fire

Love the one with the cop in the foreground and a couple is rolling around, making out on the street. HA!!

61 freetoken  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:10:09am

Anthony Weiner should be glad he’s not an Adventist:


Blasphemy of a Different Kind

Private Recorded Conversation Prompts La Sierra Resignations

So, was it a sip of alcohol, bad mouthing fellow board members, “foul language”, or the teaching of evolution?

Should we wait for Ben Stein make a follow up movie called “Expelled - The Real Story”, eh?

62 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:16:06am

re: #51 Cannadian Club Akbar

Uh… that’s “Chow-dah”.

63 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:16:34am
64 freetoken  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:18:56am

re: #63 Cannadian Club Akbar

The Fox Fans are chirping in quickly:

popseal Just now
The homo’ agends may be too far down the road of political correctness and nihilism to be turned back. Reprobation knows no limits.

65 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:20:34am

re: #63 Cannadian Club Akbar

Slavery was an accepted law and practice for thousands of years years until a minority pushed its agenda, and look what sort of anarchy that has led to.

/

66 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:22:10am

re: #65 ralphieboy

Slavery was an accepted law and practice for thousands of years years until a minority pushed its agenda, and look what sort of anarchy that has led to.

/

Don’t even get me started on the water fountain thing!!
///

67 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:22:12am

re: #65 ralphieboy

Wait… are we back to Canadians?

68 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:24:37am

re: #66 Cannadian Club Akbar

separate but equal, just like marriage…

69 RogueOne  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:24:40am

If life wasn’t stupid enough, Richard Heene, the “Balloon Boy” dad, is back:

Balloon Boy Dad Richard Heene Introduces Bizarre Pickup Truck ‘Transformer’ (VIDEO)
[Link: weirdnews.aol.com…]

70 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:26:00am

re: #69 RogueOne

If life wasn’t stupid enough, Richard Heene, the “Balloon Boy” dad, is back:

Balloon Boy Dad Richard Heene Introduces Bizarre Pickup Truck ‘Transformer’ (VIDEO)
[Link: weirdnews.aol.com…]

Sorry, you only get one 15-minute segment.

71 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:26:47am

re: #69 RogueOne

Being an idiot should be a violation of his probation.

72 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:27:59am
73 RogueOne  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:28:16am

re: #64 freetoken

I heard this last night and thought you might want to add it to your music files for one of the late night threads:

Samuel L. Jackson narrates the children’s book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”.

It has the F-word in the title so obviously it’s NSFW

74 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:31:02am

re: #69 RogueOne

If life wasn’t stupid enough, Richard Heene, the “Balloon Boy” dad, is back:

Balloon Boy Dad Richard Heene Introduces Bizarre Pickup Truck ‘Transformer’ (VIDEO)
[Link: weirdnews.aol.com…]

Why isn’t this jackwagon in jail?

75 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:31:38am

re: #72 Fat Bastard Vegetarian


Gosh, and at first I thought there was another G8 meeting in town or something…

76 RogueOne  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:32:19am

re: #74 Shiplord Kirel

Why isn’t this jackwagon in jail?

He did his time, which wasn’t very long. I wonder how he managed to come up with the money to pay off that fine.

77 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:34:37am

re: #75 ralphieboy

Gosh, and at first I thought there was another G8 meeting in town or something…

Expect the Anonymous groups to totally DDoS the Boston Bruins for helping bring about a police state over there…

78 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:37:31am

It’s the cover-up that sinks you.

PALM HARBOR — Employees of Ozona Blue restaurant, where fire from a flaming dessert spread and injured diners Saturday, cleaned up all evidence of the accident before fire investigators arrived.

[Link: www.tampabay.com…]

79 Achilles Tang  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:46:16am

re: #63 Cannadian Club Akbar

There is no way this is gonna end well!!!

Football players with questionable fame are now the opinions heard on Fox.//

80 Sol Berdinowitz  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 5:54:28am

re: #79 Naso Tang

Football players with questionable fame are now the opinions heard on Fox.//


as long as Fox agrees with said opinion, the source of quote is irrelevant, but it helps if there is high name recgnition.

81 Randall Gross  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:25:44am

1 K retweets on an overnight thread?

82 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:26:55am

re: #81 Thanos

It’s probably people clicking on the bit.ly link in a weird attempt to say that, by explicitly explaining how the retweet function works, Charles is somehow lying.

83 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:29:54am

re: #81 Thanos

1 K retweets on an overnight thread?

It’s an even thousand. Maybe the counter is busted.

84 darthstar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:31:26am

re: #69 RogueOne

If life wasn’t stupid enough, Richard Heene, the “Balloon Boy” dad, is back:

Balloon Boy Dad Richard Heene Introduces Bizarre Pickup Truck ‘Transformer’ (VIDEO)
[Link: weirdnews.aol.com…]

I think his commercial needs more hip thrusting…I watched with the volume off, so I don’t know how crazy he sounds.

85 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:34:58am

re: #32 freetoken

Oh, I forgot…

BUY GOLD!!



Not now!
Wait until the price goes down. WAY down.

86 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:38:15am

re: #85 ggt


Not now!
Wait until the price goes down. WAY down.

Then maybe I’ll be able to add a couple gold coins to my collection.

/i collect coins. there, i said it. ;_;

//don’t judge me!

87 RanchTooth  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:39:56am

BREAKING… Weiner’s Resigning… Just saw it on TPM.

88 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:41:12am

re: #87 RanchTooth

BREAKING… Weiner’s Resigning… Just saw it on TPM.

What a waste of time. Why can’t people behave and let us focus on real issues—like jobs and jobs and, jobs.

89 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:41:43am

re: #87 RanchTooth

BREAKING… Weiner’s Resigning… Just saw it on TPM.

You won’t have Weiner to beat on anymore!!

90 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:42:45am

re: #89 rwdflynavy

You won’t have Weiner to beat on anymore!!

Congressmen like him seem to come and go anyway.

91 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:43:30am

I have a stupid question for the Lizardoid community. I’ve been talking with a Paulian who thinks that the Fed is an “elite cabal who is holding the country hostage”. Obviously, I know it’s a bunch of twaddle, but how exactly can I explain that to him? Bonus points to someone who can also explain in simple terms why the gold standard would be bad.

92 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:44:54am

re: #90 laZardo

Congressmen like him seem to come and go anyway.


This thread just leaves me spent.

93 Interesting Times  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:45:27am

re: #89 rwdflynavy

You won’t have Weiner to beat on anymore!!

Heh…from a thread on a friend’s Facebook page:

- Is Congressman Weiner suffering from electoral dysfunction?

- Or if he decides to resign from office now, would that be considered a premature evacuation?

- Maybe he’ll just end up with a stiff penalty.

- sounds like his campaign is flaccid

- Then he may just go away half cocked…

- or get shafted

- He needs to make a premature departure.

- But once removed from Congress, he’ll be a fallen member.

- Pull out now, Mr. Weiner, before this situation reaches an explosive climax!

- That’s up for debate.

- I’ve heard he’s a master debater.

94 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:46:50am

re: #93 publicityStunted

Heh…from a thread on a friend’s Facebook page:

- Is Congressman Weiner suffering from electoral dysfunction?

- Or if he decides to resign from office now, would that be considered a premature evacuation?

- Maybe he’ll just end up with a stiff penalty.

- sounds like his campaign is flaccid

- Then he may just go away half cocked…

- or get shafted

- He needs to make a premature departure.

- But once removed from Congress, he’ll be a fallen member.

- Pull out now, Mr. Weiner, before this situation reaches an explosive climax!

- That’s up for debate.

- I’ve heard he’s a master debater.

He’ll probably go on to host a TV talk show, appear as an expert witness and write a book. He’ll be better off than before.

95 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:47:24am

re: #91 thedopefishlives

I have a stupid question for the Lizardoid community. I’ve been talking with a Paulian who thinks that the Fed is an “elite cabal who is holding the country hostage”. Obviously, I know it’s a bunch of twaddle, but how exactly can I explain that to him? Bonus points to someone who can also explain in simple terms why the gold standard would be bad.


This ought to clear it up for him.

96 darthstar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:47:29am

re: #86 laZardo

Then maybe I’ll be able to add a couple gold coins to my collection.

/i collect coins. there, i said it. ;_;

//don’t judge me!

I’ve got a tin for pennies, a tin for nickels, a tin for dimes and a tin for quarters. Throw my loose change in them, and when they fill up, I go hit the coin counter at the grocery store. Sure, I lose about 9%, but it’s kind of fun all the same. Of course, having everyone at Safeway stare at you while you dump cans of coins into a metal tray is a little awkward at first, but it’s made me appreciate people who are doing that because they have to.

97 Interesting Times  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:47:36am

re: #94 ggt

He’ll probably go on to host a TV talk show, appear as an expert witness and write a book. He’ll be better off than before.

So just long as it isn’t a pop-up.

98 Political Atheist  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:48:19am

NYT says Weiner will quit-Breaking on TV news

99 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:49:04am

re: #96 darthstar

I’ve got a tin for pennies, a tin for nickels, a tin for dimes and a tin for quarters. Throw my loose change in them, and when they fill up, I go hit the coin counter at the grocery store. Sure, I lose about 9%, but it’s kind of fun all the same. Of course, having everyone at Safeway stare at you while you dump cans of coins into a metal tray is a little awkward at first, but it’s made me appreciate people who are doing that because they have to.

WE put all the change in a big box and take it to the bank in December. Nice little Christmas bonus!

100 iceweasel  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:49:10am

Tea Party Child Indoctrination Camps

Tampa Liberty is modeled after vacation Bible schools, which use fun, hands-on activities to deliver Christian messages.

One example at Liberty: Children will win hard, wrapped candies to use as currency for a store, symbolizing the gold standard. On the second day, the “banker” will issue paper money instead. Over time, students will realize their paper money buys less and less, while the candies retain their value.

“Some of the kids will fall for it,” Lukens said. “Others kids will wise up.”

Another example: Starting in an austere room where they are made to sit quietly, symbolizing Europe, the children will pass through an obstacle course to arrive at a brightly decorated party room (the New World).

Red-white-and-blue confetti will be thrown. But afterward the kids will have to clean up the confetti, learning that with freedom comes responsibility.

Still another example: Children will blow bubbles from a single container of soapy solution, and then pop each other’s bubbles with squirt guns in an arrangement that mimics socialism. They are to count how many bubbles they pop. Then they will work with individual bottles of solution and pop their own bubbles.

“What they will find out is that you can do a lot more with individual freedom,” Lukens said.

LOL.

How’s everyone today? A pretty afternoon here in Scotland!

101 Political Atheist  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:50:10am

re: #100 iceweasel

Hello Ice, It’s all good in LA today. June gloom in the morning then fine sunshine.

102 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:50:47am

re: #96 darthstar

I’ve got a tin for pennies, a tin for nickels, a tin for dimes and a tin for quarters. Throw my loose change in them, and when they fill up, I go hit the coin counter at the grocery store. Sure, I lose about 9%, but it’s kind of fun all the same. Of course, having everyone at Safeway stare at you while you dump cans of coins into a metal tray is a little awkward at first, but it’s made me appreciate people who are doing that because they have to.

I bought this little MTA bus bank from the NY Subway Museum a long time back and filled it with 5- and 10-centavo coins that probably cost more to mint than the value that’s printed on them.

Of course considering that my other siblings get rid of larger bills almost as soon as they get their hands on them, I’d say my BankBus (lol) actually has value.

also, just between you and me, it’s just best to exchange your coins at a bank for no cost.

103 iceweasel  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:50:57am

re: #101 Rightwingconspirator

Hello Ice, It’s all good in LA today. June gloom in the morning then fine sunshine.

hey RWC, good to see you! How’s DL?

104 darthstar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:51:07am

I’ll miss having Anthony Weiner in congress. He fought the good fight. Now could we please make this story all about Andrew Breitbart somehow? The poor bastard is feeling as ignored as Sarah Palin after Tuesday’s debate.

105 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:51:51am

re: #102 laZardo

I bought this little MTA bus bank from the NY Subway Museum a long time back and filled it with 5- and 10-centavo coins that probably cost more to mint than the value that’s printed on them.

Of course considering that my other siblings get rid of larger bills almost as soon as they get their hands on them, I’d say my BankBus (lol) actually has value.

also, just between you and me, it’s just best to exchange your coins at a bank for no cost.

Many banks charge also. We’ve been banking at ours for so long that they don’t.

106 Political Atheist  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:52:47am

re: #103 iceweasel

She’s good watering Orchids here at the Worlds Smallest Greenhouse®
How is Jimmah?

107 darthstar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:52:54am

re: #102 laZardo

The bank wants them rolled. And I’m supporting a company that makes machines that make noise in grocery stores.

108 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:54:12am

re: #104 darthstar

I’ll miss having Anthony Weiner in congress. He fought the good fight.

But he just couldn’t keep it up to the end. The scandal really softened him up.

109 iceweasel  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:54:40am

re: #106 Rightwingconspirator

She’s good watering Orchids here at the Worlds Smallest Greenhouse®
How is Jimmah?

Ooh, we love orchids!
Jimmah is great, thanks for asking. He’s working a late shift today so won’t be around til later.
Send her our best!

110 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:54:57am

re: #100 iceweasel

“Some of the kids will fall for it,” Lukens said. “Others kids will wise up.”

As for the ones that just simply eat the candy instead, Lukens had no comment.

/ q;

111 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:55:11am

re: #107 darthstar

The bank wants them rolled. And I’m supporting a company that makes machines that make noise in grocery stores.

Which makes no sense because they just unroll them to count them anyway. Unless they have a scale.

I had one bank that only had one coin counter at one branch in my part of Chicagoland. They said the machine was so expensive, they could only justify purchasing so many and distributing them around to different branches. If it didn’t do enough business, they moved it to a different branch.

112 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:56:46am

re: #100 iceweasel

Good morning, {ice}. Things are beautiful here in the wild north country, after a spectacular summer thunderstorm late yesterday that we desperately needed. Hoping to get out and mow the yard this weekend. The Mrs. Fish and the fishspawn are doing rather well, also.

113 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:57:36am

For personal reasons, I’m kind of glad Weiner is resigning. That’ll give me a chance to work on the campaign for whoever’s replacing him in the special election.

Er, I assume there will be a special election? Or does the governor just appoint?

114 iceweasel  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:57:43am

re: #112 thedopefishlives

Good morning, {ice}. Things are beautiful here in the wild north country, after a spectacular summer thunderstorm late yesterday that we desperately needed. Hoping to get out and mow the yard this weekend. The Mrs. Fish and the fishspawn are doing rather well, also.

That sounds lovely and domestic. Good wishes to you and your wee fishie. :)

115 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:58:10am
116 darthstar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:58:11am

re: #113 Obdicut

For personal reasons, I’m kind of glad Weiner is resigning. That’ll give me a chance to work on the campaign for whoever’s replacing him in the special election.

Er, I assume there will be a special election? Or does the governor just appoint?

Special election for House seats. Governors appoint Senators.

117 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:58:59am

re: #115 ggt

Remember the posts about Mike Rowe?

I was all “…did he die!?” until I clicked that.

I’m sorry.

118 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:59:01am

re: #116 darthstar

Special election for House seats. Governors appointsell Senate seats.

ftfy

119 darthstar  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 6:59:15am

Okay…7am…dog time (plus a morning full of meetings). Play nice everyone, and please, try to go easy on Weiner.

120 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:00:10am

re: #119 darthstar

Okay…7am…dog time (plus a morning full of meetings). Play nice everyone, and please, try to go easy on Weiner.

it’s “easy on the Beaver” not the Weiner.

121 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:00:25am

re: #119 darthstar

Okay…7am…dog time (plus a morning full of meetings). Play nice everyone, and please, try to go easy on Weiner.

Since the Eurolizards are probably also up, let’s talk about Balls instead.

122 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:01:48am

re: #116 darthstar

Special election for House seats. Governors appoint Senators.

Cool. I figure there will be some attention paid to this race and it’ll be a good chance to help out.

I still regret Weiner being a dumbass, but whatddyagonnado?

123 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:01:55am

re: #121 laZardo

Since the Eurolizards are probably also up, let’s talk about Balls instead.

we are supposed go easy on balls too?

124 iceweasel  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:02:00am

re: #121 laZardo

Since the Eurolizards are probably also up, let’s talk about Balls instead.

That’s interesting…If I’m not mistaken, VAT just went up to 20% in January.

125 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:02:57am

re: #114 iceweasel

That sounds lovely and domestic. Good wishes to you and your wee fishie. :)

Domestic is pretty much the usual order these days. A man of my salary doesn’t have a lot of free spending money to do fun and/or crazy things very often. But, I’m keeping my head above water and paying the bills, so I can’t complain too much.

126 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:05:55am

re: #122 Obdicut

I still regret Weiner being a dumbass, but whatddyagonnado?

Jusfugeddabadit and focus on the future, I guess.

127 FemNaziBitch  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:08:16am

I gotta go,

have a great day all!

128 ReamWorks SKG  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:16:00am

re: #32 freetoken

Oh, I forgot…

BUY GOLD!!

I have been buying gold for years, slowly but regularly, a few ounces at a time. But when the recent gold mania started, I stopped. I haven’t purchased any since the price exceeded $1100/ounce.

Why?

I figured when Glenn Beck starts advertising it, it’s time to stop buying it. I feel confident with this logic. It’s inflated now, just like “beanie babies” were.

Of course, the product that Beck advertises is a horrible deal on top of the mania. He’s selling coins with alleged numismatic value for about 60% over spot price per ounce. You can buy Krugerrands for about 5% over spot. Only the real naive gold people will buy gold in coin form where the coins have some presumed value over the value of the metal. The twisted logic is that, because the government had an exception for historic coins when gold was confiscated in the past, these alleged rare coins would be “non-conficatable” in the future.

129 ReamWorks SKG  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:17:38am

re: #113 Obdicut

For personal reasons, I’m kind of glad Weiner is resigning. That’ll give me a chance to work on the campaign for whoever’s replacing him in the special election.

Er, I assume there will be a special election? Or does the governor just appoint?

I hope there will be a candidate named “Cox!” He would be a shoe-in.

130 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:19:23am

re: #128 reuven

I figured when Glenn Beck starts advertising it, it’s time to stop buying it.

WISDOM.

131 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:21:46am

re: #128 reuven

I have been buying gold for years, slowly but regularly, a few ounces at a time. But when the recent gold mania started, I stopped. I haven’t purchased any since the price exceeded $1100/ounce.

Why?

I figured when Glenn Beck starts advertising it, it’s time to stop buying it. I feel confident with this logic. It’s inflated now, just like “beanie babies” were.

Of course, the product that Beck advertises is a horrible deal on top of the mania. He’s selling coins with alleged numismatic value for about 60% over spot price per ounce. You can buy Krugerrands for about 5% over spot. Only the real naive gold people will buy gold in coin form where the coins have some presumed value over the value of the metal. The twisted logic is that, because the government had an exception for historic coins when gold was confiscated in the past, these alleged rare coins would be “non-conficatable” in the future.

There’s been talk of a bold bubble for a while now. It will burst eventually.

132 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:24:44am

re: #131 Killgore Trout

There’s been talk of a bold bubble for a while now. It will burst eventually.

QUICK GOTTA CASH IN

133 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:35:43am

re: #132 laZardo

QUICK GOTTA CASH IN

Ha!

134 Max  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:36:48am

Wow! 1000 retweets on an open thread. I never thought I’d see the day.

135 Targetpractice  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:40:39am

Good morning, fellow lizards. What’s the good word?

136 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:41:53am

re: #135 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Good morning, fellow lizards. What’s the good word?

Labtebricolephile

137 Interesting Times  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:43:23am

re: #135 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Good morning, fellow lizards. What’s the good word?

Symphorophilia

138 Targetpractice  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:46:33am

re: #137 publicityStunted

Symphorophilia

Truly a weird world we live in.

139 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:48:33am

re: #138 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Truly a weird world we live in.

Yes, but that makes it fun. Can you imagine how boring it’d be if we didn’t have the weird and the crazy?

140 laZardo  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:52:42am

re: #137 publicityStunted

Love on is a battlefield, I suppose.

141 ReamWorks SKG  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:53:59am

My iPad tries to autocorrect littlegreenfootballs as “little red footballs.” Is Steve Jobs making a political commentary?

142 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:54:17am

re: #91 thedopefishlives

When it comes to arguing with a Paulian? It helps to remember this phrase.

“A man convinced against his will; is of the same opinion, still.”

143 Targetpractice  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:56:11am

re: #139 thedopefishlives

Yes, but that makes it fun. Can you imagine how boring it’d be if we didn’t have the weird and the crazy?

True. Without the weird and crazy, we wouldn’t have wonders like MST3K.

144 Charleston Chew  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 7:59:48am

“Ever since Canada elected a white Prime Minister, white people have been out of control!”

- Bizzaro Matt Drudge

145 Political Atheist  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:06:43am

re: #141 reuven

My iPad tries to autocorrect littlegreenfootballs as “little red footballs.” Is Steve Jobs making a political commentary?

Nah Steve reserves that sort of thing for The Tech Guy Leo Leport (?sp).

146 rwdflynavy  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:09:44am

re: #134 Max D. Reinhardt

Wow! 1000 retweets on an open thread. I never thought I’d see the day.

Charles continues his downward spiral into complete irrelevance. Sad really.
//

147 reloadingisnotahobby  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:12:04am

I’m buying Titanium!!
With all the knee jerk reactionaries in this country …hip
and knee replacment will SKY ROCKET!!
/ by half.

148 Targetpractice  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:14:18am

re: #146 rwdflynavy

Charles continues his downward spiral into complete irrelevance. Sad really.
//

It’s getting so hard to be a brain-dead sycophant, mindlessly worshiping at his feet with each passing day.

///

149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:27:10am

re: #144 Charleston Chew

Can you hear what they’re chanting?

“We’re number two!”

Freakin’ hat dwellers.

150 Targetpractice  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:28:16am

re: #149 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Can you hear what they’re chanting?

“We’re number two!”

Freakin’ hat dwellers.

Don’t worry. Soon, we shall invade. And then, all their delicious maple syrup shall be ours.

Oh, and I guess we’ll help ourselves to the oil too.

///

151 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:29:03am

re: #148 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

“Must. Worship. The. Ponytail. All. Glory. To. Ponytail.”

152 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:30:48am

re: #83 Killgore Trout

It’s an even thousand. Maybe the counter is busted.

I saw that when I opened LGF a few minutes ago, so I double-checked with a test program that queries the bit.ly API and shows the raw results — and that’s what it’s reporting. So nothing’s broken on this end, but I think there must be a glitch in bit.ly’s stats.

153 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:34:55am

Yep, here’s the bit.ly stats page, and that’s what it shows:

[Link: bitly.com…]

154 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:42:15am

re: #153 Charles

I think it’s the stalkers somehow trying to prove you lied (when you explained exactly how this works) by mass-clicking on that direct link.

Seriously.

155 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:45:53am

re: #154 Obdicut

I think it’s the stalkers somehow trying to prove you lied (when you explained exactly how this works) by mass-clicking on that direct link.

Seriously.

It seems to be very important to the right wing blogosphere to spread the absurd smear that I’m lying about something. My statistics, my bit.ly counts, the type of bacon I like, whatever.

It’s the way they demonstrate how irreeeeelevant I am - by obsessively monitoring everything that happens here.

156 Interesting Times  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:46:47am

re: #153 Charles

re: #154 Obdicut

Or, maybe that many people tweeted it for the science vs. society quote at the top, given how depressingly appropriate it is for this day and age :(

157 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:51:17am

re: #156 publicityStunted

The statistics show all the clicks on it were ‘direct’— “Email Clients, IM, AIR Apps, and Direct” so that means not from Twitter— unless there’s any Twitter-enabling AIR apps.

Whereas here you can see [Link: bitly.com…] clicks coming in from twitter.

So, what this means is that the tracker keeps track of how many people click the link, and if someone wants to intentionally distort it by hammering on that link, they can.

How this somehow works out to Charles’s detriment you’d have to ask someone crazier than I am.

158 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 8:55:31am

re: #157 Obdicut

The statistics show all the clicks on it were ‘direct’— “Email Clients, IM, AIR Apps, and Direct” so that means not from Twitter— unless there’s any Twitter-enabling AIR apps.

Whereas here you can see [Link: bitly.com…] clicks coming in from twitter.

So, what this means is that the tracker keeps track of how many people click the link, and if someone wants to intentionally distort it by hammering on that link, they can.

How this somehow works out to Charles’s detriment you’d have to ask someone crazier than I am.

Hey, at least it keeps them off the street.

159 Charles Johnson  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 9:08:20am

re: #157 Obdicut

By the way, Tweetdeck is an Adobe AIR app. But I think you’re probably right — they’re trying to “prove” something by running a script, or more likely, by sitting there in their mother’s basements clicking away like dumb little robots.

Just posted this in the next thread up, but roll your mouse over the Twitter counter and see what pops up.

160 Obdicut  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 9:10:37am

re: #159 Charles

Hah, really? Tweetdeck is AIR? That’s hilarious; that almost certainly accounts for the vast majority of the ‘direct’ clicks on any average, non-fucked-with thread.

161 Lidane  Thu, Jun 16, 2011 9:20:02am

Not to stereotype my fellow Southerners, but dear god the idiocy and ignorance of some folks kills me.

Part of my internship has me doing a lot of marketing research of country music. It’s hard to explain without breaking confidentiality, so I won’t. But I ran into this comment today while reading this article about Brad Paisley:

More anti Southern crap for Brad Paisley..against my good judgment I listened to the new album after the Michael King, Rosa Parks & race mixing praising from the last album..only to hear how my flag is offensive and just wear camo instead..in the words of Rhett Akins and more recently Blake Shelton..he can kiss my country a…

Paisley is from West Virginia, which, of course, was formed during the Civil War when the western counties seceded from Virginia to rejoin the Union. I guess this guy is still pissed about that for some reason.


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