Monday Morning Hate Mail

Just some more random right wing hatred

WingnutsJune 2011 • Views: 35,176

My hate mail has been really boring lately; it’s been a while since I received a deranged, misspelled rant about burning in hell because I believe my granddaddy was a monkey.

But this morning, someone in New York fired up AOL at about 6:49 am PDT and fired off this wonderfully incoherent email using our contact form, full of the homophobia, projection, and sheer blind hatred for which the right wing base has become known. In keeping with the usual hate mailer’s code of using an innocuous-sounding subject to get me to read their tirades, he titled the email, “Thank you.”

Unedited, so you can enjoy the full bouquet of craziness.

Thank you for proving nobody hates more than a liberal.

Every article on your site is hate spewing vitriol.

Oh I forgot you are an OBama dick sucker.

Hate hate hate hate is all you liberals spew.

And of course you quote the most vicious hate filled scumbag of all Christopher Hitchens the leader of the world’s most hateful people atheists.

But you worship Obama so you aren’t an atheist because Obama is your God. The God of the braindead.

Please stop using a manly sport like football as part of your name. You are a braindead pansy.

ANd of course you support Hezbollah which proves you are a nazi as all who support Hezbollah want all jews dead.

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163 comments

Vicious Michigan Union Thug Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:49:24am

Support Hezbollah? That's the sugar rosebud on the cake of crazy.

lawhawk Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:50:02am

Wow. That makes pretzel logic look sane in comparison.

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:50:02am

"Thank you for proving nobody hates more than a liberal.

Every article on your site is hate spewing vitriol.

Oh I forgot you are an OBama dick sucker."

Obviously a student of "Only the Sith deal in absolutes" school of logic.

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:51:06am

Mmm, irrational hatred tastes good.
:evilgrin:

Political Atheist Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:51:50am

Hey Charles, if this doofus has a return address could we forward this page I put up to him?

Wired-“Homophobia Is Apparently Associated With Homosexual Arousal”

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:52:29am

Heh.

Frank says:
It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner.

Political Atheist Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:52:31am

re: #1 Alouette

Support Hezbollah? That's the sugar rosebud on the cake of crazy.

Excellent turn of phrase.

Charleston Chew Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:54:38am

re: #2 lawhawk

Wow. That makes pretzel logic look sane in comparison.

It's a psychological Lombard Street, full of odd twists and turns.

Image: 2001013-sf-lombard-st2.jpg

Alexzander Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:54:54am

The email is so over the top I suspect it might actually be trolling us.

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:55:50am

Please stop using a manly sport like football as part of your name.

So the guy is a soccer fan?

Charleston Chew Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:56:20am

re: #5 Rightwingconspirator

Hey Charles, if this doofus has a return address could we forward this page I put up to him?

Wired-“Homophobia Is Apparently Associated With Homosexual Arousal”

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Worth reading just for the quote, "But, their penises reported otherwise".

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:56:58am

re: #10 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So the guy is a soccer fan?

Rugby.
No, curling!

Eventual Carrion Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:57:18am

Guess it told you Charles.

I read that in the vein of someone who punishes their child for slapping by slapping them.

laZardo Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:57:59am

re: #5 Rightwingconspirator

Hey Charles, if this doofus has a return address could we forward this page I put up to him?

Wired-“Homophobia Is Apparently Associated With Homosexual Arousal”

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

That explains why everyone wantonly uses "fags" on 4chan and still find the time to enjoy NSFW images of possibly-underaged anime characters.

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:58:24am

This is hilarious of course and most likely authored by an American Christian. His banal criticism of atheists puts him squarely on the side of the Jihadists which I assume he claims to be against. And thus puts him neatly on the same side that Hitchens has also been against for nearly a decade. Hitchens who many would say blindly supported the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan which put him greatly at odds with his leftist peers and co-workers at his former employer The Nation. Hitchens who is also admired by many on the right -- who still have functioning brain cells -- for his stance on the war against Jihadism and terrorism.

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:58:29am

re: #12 Varek Raith

Rugby.
No, curling!

Mmm, international women's curling...

[deleted] Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:59:29am

Charleston Chew Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:59:34am

re: #10 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So the guy is a soccer fan?

No, real football! The kind you play with your hands!

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 9:59:57am

re: #14 laZardo

That explains why everyone wantonly uses "fags" on 4chan and still find the time to enjoy NSFW images of possibly-underaged anime characters.

No no, you don't understand. It's a 3000 year old demon princess who is trapped in the body on a 4' tall teenage girl, so its perfectly acceptable and not weird at all.

Fart Knocker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:00:22am

I just don't get the homosexual rants these folks seem to favor. Projecting Troll is projecting.

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:00:39am

re: #18 Charleston Chew

No, real football! The kind you play with your hands!

You mean rugby with 30 pounds of padding because the players can't take a hit?

Decatur Deb Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:01:48am

Has a nice beat, but the words are so-so. I give it a '4'.

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:01:59am

Other than that. He does sound like the Class of 2004. ;)

wrenchwench Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:02:34am

The most obvious potential rotater:

You are a braindead pansy.

Fart Knocker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:02:36am

re: #22 Decatur Deb

Has a nice beat, but the words are so-so. I give it a '4'.

It would be great if it was a haiku!

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:02:47am

re: #23 Gus 802

Other than that. He does sound like the Class of 2004. ;)

HEY!

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:03:21am

re: #26 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

HEY!

Needs more cowbell? //

Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:03:35am

back from vegas, bought a timeshare.

Decatur Deb Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:03:50am

re: #25 rwdflynavy

It would be great if it was a haiku!

Dawning moment of the new literary form--the 'hateku'.

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:04:13am

re: #28 dreggas

back from vegas, bought a timeshare.

I have a bridge you may be interested in.
///
:)

laZardo Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:04:36am

re: #25 rwdflynavy

It would be great if it was a haiku!

"hate hate hate hate is
all you liberals spew and
hate filled vitriol"

/CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:05:42am

re: #25 rwdflynavy

It would be great if it was a haiku!

Troll sends an Email
Repressed emotions shine thru
He loves the man love.

Decatur Deb Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:05:56am

re: #31 laZardo

"hate hate hate hate is
all you liberals ~~spew~~ sow and
hate filled vitriol"

/CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

FTFY. Needs a seasonal nature ref.

albusteve Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:06:06am

Charles is a PANZI!
what a hoot

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:06:09am

Hey! Reading this letter. Seems like the "author" is accusing Charles of a hate crime!

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:07:55am

re: #35 Gus 802

Hey! Reading this letter. Seems like the "author" is accusing Charles of a hate crime!

//

So you're saying its from Bryan Fischer?
/

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:08:21am

Please stop using a manly sport like football!

Now who in the world characterizes football as a "manly sport". I've never seen it described that way by "normal" football fans.

"Why football is a manly sport! That's why I like it!"

Decatur Deb Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:08:37am

re: #32 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Troll sends an Email
Repressed emotions ~~shine thru~~ blossom.
He loves the man love.

Blossom, never can go wrong with 'blossom'.

Next up: Spanish lovesongs without 'alma', corazon', 'sol', or 'sonrisa'.

Vicious Michigan Union Thug Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:08:50am

re: #15 Gus 802

This is hilarious of course and most likely authored by an American Christian.

Not necessarily, the Shrieking Harpie has spawned similar emotions in some Juice.

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:09:02am

re: #37 Gus 802

Please stop using a manly sport like football!

Now who in the world characterizes football as a "manly sport". I've never seen it described that way by "normal" football fans.

"Why football is a manly sport! That's why I like it!"

Figure skating.

Decatur Deb Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:09:44am

re: #34 albusteve

Charles is a PANZI!
what a hoot

Can't spell 'Panzi' without 'NAZI'.

Charleston Chew Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:10:02am

re: #25 rwdflynavy

It would be great if it was a haiku!

Obama and his
nazi pansies ruined the
manly sport: football.

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:10:06am

re: #37 Gus 802

Please stop using a manly sport like football!

Now who in the world characterizes football as a "manly sport". I've never seen it described that way by "normal" football fans.

"Why football is a manly sport! That's why I like it!"

He likes the part where they all bend over.

WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.] Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:10:08am

I always thought dicksucker was one word, otherwise it just sounds like a novelty lollipop, doesn't have the proper narrative heft

the problem with hate mail is it's always written by dull people :D

Vicious Michigan Union Thug Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:10:09am

re: #40 Varek Raith

Figure skating.

Men's figure skating.

Lots of red-blooded he-men loves them some Kim Yu Na.

Charles Johnson Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:10:26am

Heh...

Every article
Is hate spewing vitriol
God of the braindead

Fart Knocker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:10:35am

You Obama dick suck
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
You liberal spew

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:11:10am

re: #43 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

He likes the part where they all bend over.

Without Crisco™ there'd be no football.

No wait. That doesn't make sense.

Fart Knocker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:11:10am

Proving nobody hates
More than a liberal your
Site spewing hatred

latitude51 Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:11:25am

Charles, why do you love Hezbollah so much?

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:11:33am

re: #45 Alouette

Men's figure skating.

Lots of red-blooded he-men loves them some Kim Yu Na.

Heh, true.

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:11:54am

re: #39 Alouette

Not necessarily, the Shrieking Harpie has spawned similar emotions in some Juice.

Well. Those are easy odds on my part. Sort of like the easy odds of finding a Catholic in Italy.

sattv4u2 Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:13:06am

Please stop using a manly sport like football as part of your name.

umm

errr

DERP!!!

[Link: www.iwflsports.com...]

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:13:13am

re: #52 Gus 802

Well. Those are easy odds on my part. Sort of like the easy odds of finding a Catholic in Italy.

No.
Atheist agitator plant.

Kronocide Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:13:52am

How come so much right wing hate mail have lots to do with sex acts and bodily fluids?

Fart Knocker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:14:32am

re: #55 BigPapa

How come so much right wing hate mail have lots to do with sex acts and bodily fluids?

It has to do with rainwater and everclear.
//

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:14:36am

re: #54 Varek Raith

No.
Atheist agitator plant.

Yep. From Myanmar.

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:15:18am

re: #55 BigPapa

How come so much right wing hate mail have lots to do with sex acts and bodily fluids?

Because its the only time they get to talk about them without having to pray for forgiveness afterwards.

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:15:25am

Turkish wrestling with the olive oil. Now THAT'S manly.

Charles Johnson Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:15:30am

re: #50 latitude51

Charles, why do you love Hezbollah so much?

You know, I often ask myself that question. And by "often," I mean never.

Obdicut Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:15:33am

re: #46 Charles

The Athiest God
leader of the world's manly
Christopher Hitchens

Charleston Chew Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:15:42am

re: #55 BigPapa

How come so much right wing hate mail have lots to do with sex acts and bodily fluids?

Contamination of our precious bodily fluids has always been an important issue!

Youtube Video

Decatur Deb Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:15:44am

re: #52 Gus 802

Well. Those are easy odds on my part. Sort of like the easy odds of finding a Catholic in Italy.

re: #54 Varek Raith

No.
Atheist agitator plant.

In Italy you can find Catholic atheists, and communist countesses. I love Italy.

Jack Burton Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:16:04am

Now for Hezbollah
Once a Zionist Honco
Why Daddy Lizard

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:16:56am

Little Green ~~Footballs~~ Log Tossing

Hmm. Sounds manly. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

No! Wait!

Kronocide Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:17:04am

Hate Mail threads: WINNING!

Fart Knocker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:17:31am

re: #62 Charleston Chew

Contamination of our precious bodily fluids has always been an important issue!

[Video]

Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

Jack Burton Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:17:32am

re: #66 BigPapa

Hate Mail threads: WINNING!

This thread is banging seven gram rocks.

Fart Knocker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:17:57am

re: #64 ArchangelMichael

Now for Hezbollah
Once a Zionist Honco
Why Daddy Lizard

WIN!!

Shiplord Kirel Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:18:04am

But you worship Obama so you aren’t an atheist because Obama is your God. The God of the braindead.

No, no, no, you ill-informed doofus. We worship Cthulhu: Darwin was the Prophet and Seer, along with Lovecraft, while Hitchens is one of the high priests. Obama is just a deacon.

ProMayaLiberal Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:18:36am

Off topic, but I have good news!

AJELive AJELive
Top UN political affairs official says #Libya's rebels, with NATO support, now have upper hand in fight against

The news blackout seems to be so Qaddafi's forces have less an idea what is going on.

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:18:50am

re: #68 ArchangelMichael

This thread is banging seven gram rocks.

Bitches love hate mail threads.

M. Dubious Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:19:24am

That guy can't possibly be for real. It reads like one of the Twitter retards.

sattv4u2 Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:19:48am

re: #65 Gus 802

Little Green ~~Footballs~~ Log Tossing

Hmm. Sounds manly. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

No! Wait!

//

Little Green ~~Footballs~~ Full Contact Parchese

for the board game aficionados!

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:20:05am

re: #70 Shiplord Kirel

No, no, no, you ill-informed doofus. We worship Cthulhu: Darwin was the Prophet and Seer, along with Lovecraft, while Hitchens is one of the high priests. Obama is just a deacon.

But even we draw the line at those Slaanesh guys. Freaks.

makeitstop Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:20:05am

Oh, that guy. That was the Official State Idiot of New York.

We've been meaning to disable his AOL account, but we keep forgetting. Please accept our apologies.

Sincerely,
All The Sane People In New York

ProMayaLiberal Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:20:06am

re: #73 harald

The US produces all sorts of special snowflakes. These kind of people are quite real.

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:20:11am

re: #70 Shiplord Kirel

No, no, no, you ill-informed doofus. We worship Cthulhu: Darwin was the Prophet and Seer, along with Lovecraft, while Hitchens is one of the high priests. Obama is just a deacon.

I worship Mothra.

Decatur Deb Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:20:11am

re: #73 harald

That guy can't possibly be for real. It reads like one of the Twitter retards.

Well, that's specific.

Obdicut Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:20:19am

re: #65 Gus 802

Image: the_manly_sport_by_rexter_fangirl-d37wdas.png

Manly!

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:20:31am

re: #74 sattv4u2

Little Green ~~Footballs~~ Full Contact Parchese

for the board game aficionados!

Little Green Calvin-Ball

Charles Johnson Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:20:45am

Thank you for proving
Nobody hates like libruls
You braindead pansy

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:21:08am

re: #78 Gus 802

I worship Mothra.

/

That explains the 2 six inch tall Japanese girls of yours.

iossarian Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:21:34am

Hate hate hate in June
Hateful people atheists
Soon it will be fall

Alexzander Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:21:35am

The New York Times did a little profile thingy on none other than Breitbart:

The Right’s Blogger Provocateur

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:21:44am

re: #77 ProLifeLiberal

The US produces all sorts of special snowflakes. These kind of people are quite real.

YOU SAID SPECIAL!!!

wrenchwench Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:21:51am

re: #82 Charles

Thank you for proving
Nobody hates like libruls
You braindead pansy

Ironic!

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:22:03am

re: #83 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

That explains the 2 six inch tall Japanese girls of yours.

Sumomo?
Image: Sumomo.jpg

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:22:09am

re: #80 Obdicut

Image: the_manly_sport_by_rexter_fangirl-d37wdas.png

Manly!

Someone will have to give up their Super Bowl ring to stop this gay marriage and stuff!

Charleston Chew Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:22:41am

re: #67 rwdflynavy

Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

When I first saw that movie in about 1991, I was so naive that I thought that people would only believe crazy stuff like that back in the bad old days. Assumed that the John Birch Society was already part of the ash heap of history and certainly nothing like that could exist in the 21st century, along side our flying cars, moonbases, and meal pills.

makeitstop Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:22:59am

re: #86 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

YOU SAID SPECIAL!!!

Not just 'special' - the dreaded Special Snowflakes!!!ty

Now we're gonna get yelled at again, I just know it.

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:23:03am

re: #84 iossarian

Hate hate hate in June
Hateful people atheists
Soon it will be fall

Yeah. I'm so hateful I wave at the people at the church down the street from time to time.

M. Dubious Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:23:12am

re: #77 ProLifeLiberal

The US produces all sorts of special snowflakes. These kind of people are quite real.

It is so completely over the top and incoherent. Too strange.

Alexzander Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:23:30am

re: #85 Alexzander

The New York Times did a little profile thingy on none other than Breitbart:

The Right’s Blogger Provocateur

Heres the best part of the artcle, from the last few lines:

“Tee-hee, tee-hee! Bedlam ensued!” he laughed, reading coverage of his stunt later. “Isn’t it funny that wherever I go, crazy stuff happens?”

When a reporter pointed out that the pandemonium was probably not coincidental, he paused for a moment.

“Are you saying it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy?” he asked, seemingly sincere. “I’ll have to think about that.”

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:23:43am

re: #88 Varek Raith

Sumomo?
Image: Sumomo.jpg

Image: mothra-twins1.jpg

laZardo Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:24:29am

Gotta hit the hay
Enjoy your haikus honcos
I bid you good eve.

latitude51 Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:24:32am

re: #65 Gus 802

Little Green ~~Footballs~~ Log Tossing

Hmm. Sounds manly. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

No! Wait!

//

Would he be ok with little green hockey fans?

Youtube Video

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:24:37am

re: #91 makeitstop

Not just 'special' - the dreaded Special Snowflakes!!!ty

Now we're gonna get yelled at again, I just know it.

HATE SPEECH! PURE AND SIMPLE! STRAIGHT FROM THE 8TH DIMENSION!

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:25:11am

re: #95 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Image: mothra-twins1.jpg

I know.
:P
Image: chibits01.jpg

100

sattv4u2 Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:26:05am

re: #98 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

HATE SPEECH! PURE AND SIMPLE! STRAIGHT FROM THE 8TH DIMENSION!

When did the add three more members!?!?

Youtube Video

101

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:26:09am

re: #95 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Image: mothra-twins1.jpg

The Peanuts! I think they're still around. Would have to check.

Where's Freetoken? He'd know. ;)

102

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:27:08am

The Peanuts

Carry on manly men.

103

reine.de.tout Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:27:12am

If somebody would
Get a post office address
They could have football.

104

Varek Raith Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:27:39am

re: #101 Gus 802

The Peanuts! I think they're still around. Would have to check.

Where's Freetoken? He'd know. ;)

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

105

Alexzander Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:28:09am

Another heated story (predicatbly) from Al-Jazeera on the upcoming flotilla:

Israel under fire over flotilla warning

Security cabinet "rethinking" threat to punish journalists covering upcoming bid to break the blockade of Gaza.

The Israeli government is facing mounting backlash from the media after it warned that journalists who travel aboard a planned Gaza flotilla may be banned from entering the country for a decade.

The Israeli security cabinet is reported to have decided to review Sunday's warning in the wake of the criticism.

The Jerusalem-based Foreign Press Association said on Monday the "threat to punish journalists covering the Gaza flotilla sends a chilling message to the international media, and raises serious questions about Israel's commitment to freedom of the press.

"Journalists covering a legitimate news event should be allowed to do their jobs without threats and intimidation".

106

Charles Johnson Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:28:43am

re: #103 reine.de.tout

On a waiting list
All boxes currently used
At my post office

107

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:28:53am

re: #104 Varek Raith

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

They can be our official LGF mascots. Now we need to have an official sport.

Badminton anyone?

108

What, me worry? Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:28:57am

re: #82 Charles

Thank you for proving
Nobody hates like libruls
You braindead pansy

A haiku would do... Too bad no one seems to have a really good, intellectual insult for this site, although I think they'd have to be English for that. No one insults with class like the English!

Gawd, now I'll have to check DoD to see how many posts they've run on my reply.

109

Our Precious Bodily Fluids Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:29:30am

The Homosexual Menace!

Youtube Video

110

Killgore Trout Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:29:47am

Big outrageous top story on Fox News: Billionaire George Soros Trying To Stack the Courts, Critics Say

“The left can’t get their agenda through the legislatures anymore … so they think they can get their agenda through by taking over the courts,” attorney Colleen Pero, author of a new report titled "Hijacking Justice," told FoxNews.com.

This "new report' is from last year and was commissioned by the Heritage Foundation. Hijacking Justice

111

jeffm70 Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:31:05am

At least your credibility is still intact.

112

Obdicut Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:31:25am

Pansies are so unmanly:

Image: mark_spitz.jpg

Image: 200px-Mark_Leduc2.jpg

I'd love for these homophobes to go down the Castro and call people panies and see how quickly they got their asses kicked.

The average gay guy? In much better shape than the average straight guy.

113

M. Dubious Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:31:36am

My favorite part:

"But you worship Obama so you aren’t an atheist because Obama is your God. The God of the braindead."

This guy's got it all - brains, wits, smarts, brains, belts and suspenders.

114

ProMayaLiberal Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:32:45am

re: #86 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

And not a fuck was given that day.

115

Obdicut Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:32:50am

re: #110 Killgore Trout

I want to replace any headline involving Soros with "Sneaky Jews at it again!" just to cut through the bullshit.

I love how Soros is a gigantic problem to these people, but Citizen's United is just fine and dandy.

116

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:33:54am

re: #110 Killgore Trout

Big outrageous top story on Fox News: Billionaire George Soros Trying To Stack the Courts, Critics Say

This "new report' is from last year and was commissioned by the Heritage Foundation. Hijacking Justice

Drug legalization!

Do they mean like what Ron Paul, Milton Friedman, and many Libertarians are always talking about?

117

Decatur Deb Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:33:55am

Duty calls me away.
It has my wife's inflection.
Be back before Fall.

118

Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:34:33am

Bryan Fischer tries to invoke historical reference, fails badly

The Knight of the Long Knives continues as the homosexual lobby commits one hate crime after another.

1) Its Night of the Long Knives, you ignorant fuck.

2) People standing up to bigoted assholes is not in any rational sense comparable to it.

119

Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:34:38am

Those Commie hippies are always talking about legalizing drugs!

120

Alexzander Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:35:48am

re: #115 Obdicut

I want to replace any headline involving Soros with "Sneaky Jews at it again!" just to cut through the bullshit.

I love how Soros is a gigantic problem to these people, but Citizen's United is just fine and dandy.

So much truth here.

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Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:35:54am

re: #119 Gus 802

Those Commie hippies are always talking about legalizing drugs!

//

Would you say that Ron Paul and Barney Frank have embarked on a joint venture?

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M. Dubious Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:36:02am

re: #119 Gus 802

Those Commie hippies are always talking about legalizing drugs!

//

You had me worried there. Then I noticed the sarc tags.

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iossarian Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:36:48am

re: #116 Gus 802

Drug legalization!

Do they mean like what Ron Paul, Milton Friedman, and many Libertarians are always talking about?

//

You know full well that free market fundamentalism means keeping women barefoot in the kitchen and gays in the closet (or preferably behind bars).

Enough with this lefty braindead atheist propaganda!

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:37:04am

re: #122 harald

You had me worried there. Then I noticed the sarc tags.

Yeah. I was having a Charlie Daniels moment.

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:38:21am

re: #123 iossarian

You know full well that free market fundamentalism means keeping women barefoot in the kitchen and gays in the closet (or preferably behind bars).

Enough with this lefty braindead atheist propaganda!

Free pot and no abortions for you! -- Ron Paul

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Alexzander Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:38:46am

Kinda sad no one wants to talk about the complicated politics surrounding the flotilla situation. I'll be back later I suppose.

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Jack Burton Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:38:48am

re: #115 Obdicut

I want to replace any headline involving Soros with "Sneaky Jews at it again!" just to cut through the bullshit.

I love how Soros is a gigantic problem to these people, but Citizen's United is just fine and dandy.

That's because CU is doing what they want. The Dark Lord Soros is trying to turn the country into a bankrupt secular islamist state... or some stupid shit like that. I can't do Poe's Law well today.

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wrenchwench Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:39:30am

re: #126 Alexzander

Kinda sad no one wants to talk about the complicated politics surrounding the flotilla situation. I'll be back later I suppose.

I missed that poll.

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Lidane Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:41:21am

I'm reading LGF on my lunch break today so I don't know if this has been covered, but SCOTUS handed down a great decision today:

[Link: techland.time.com...]

I'm happy. This is good news.

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Douchecanoe and Ryan Too Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:42:38am

Hold the phone, Charles supports Hezbollah? Do tell.

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Locker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:43:13am

Projection is the special super power of the religious conservative.

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:44:53am

re: #127 ArchangelMichael

That's because CU is doing what they want. The Dark Lord Soros is trying to turn the country into a bankrupt secular islamist state... or some stupid shit like that. I can't do Poe's Law well today.

Yep. There's nothing we atheists enjoy more than an Islamist tyrannical state. Hey man, it's just another expressive religion that people are free to practice.

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Feline Fearless Leader Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:45:31am

re: #113 harald

My favorite part:

"But you worship Obama so you aren’t an atheist because Obama is your God. The God of the braindead."

This guy's got it all - brains, wits, smarts, brains, belts and suspenders.

How can I trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? It's trusting a man who can't trust his own pants.

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:45:47am

I did notice one thing. The "author" forgot to mention a ponytail!

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Killgore Trout Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:46:02am

Add this to the list of hilariously altered Fox Headlines.....
Fox: Obama Launches Undercover Sting Op After Forcing Doctors Out of Business
Link goes to NYT: U.S. Plans Stealth Survey on Access to Doctors

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Obdicut Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:46:42am

re: #132 Gus 802

Look at notorious Islam-lover Dawkins coddling this Imam:

Youtube Video

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:48:21am

re: #136 Obdicut

Look at notorious Islam-lover Dawkins coddling this Imam:

[Video]

Right. Or good old nurturing Islamist lover Thunderf00t. The infamous fire breathing Youtube atheist. /

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:48:34am

And Pat Condell...

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:49:18am

Geert Wilders. Although he claims to be an agnostic now. I first read that he was an atheist. Yep. Those atheists are all alike. Seen one, seen 'em all.

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iossarian Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:50:50am

re: #135 Killgore Trout

Add this to the list of hilariously altered Fox Headlines...
Fox: Obama Launches Undercover Sting Op After Forcing Doctors Out of Business
Link goes to NYT: U.S. Plans Stealth Survey on Access to Doctors

Obama powerless to defend US interests abroad!

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M. Dubious Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:51:31am

re: #139 Gus 802

Geert Wilders. Although he claims to be an agnostic now. I first read that he was an atheist. Yep. Those atheists are all alike. Seen one, seen 'em all.

No sarc tag? You're scaring me again...

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What, me worry? Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:51:35am

And if anyone hasn't noticed the juicy irony of someone accusing Charles of hatred via a hate filled ranty post.

Like when Stalker Gus accused Charles of stalking while Stalking Gus and his Stalking Buddies(TM) have like a dozen different stalking accounts, half of whom thought I would just let them follow me on The Twitter. LOL

Not that Twitter deals with stalking in any reasonable way. CL pointed that out to me. You can't block someone from sending you messages. You can only block yourself from seeing them, which is pretty stupid and that's pretty unclear from reading anything on Twitter about it. They can still read all your shit after you "block" them.

Facebook of course is a different kind of social network and for all the complaints about privacy, it's 10x better than Twitter in that regard.

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Killgore Trout Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:51:56am

Crazy Pam on the Q'Daffy arrest warrant.....
Depraved Hypocrisy of International Law: Arrest Warrant for Gaddafi but not Ahmadinejad

International law is whose law? Who is next? Who is next? George Bush? Ahmadinejad did far worse to his people when they marched for free elections in 2009. His regime was then awarded the vice-presidency of the UN General Assembly.

International law is Islamic law. Americans do not adhere to international law. This must be the platform of our next American president, once this fraud is thrown out.

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:52:55am

re: #141 harald

No sarc tag? You're scaring me again...

I don't always do sarcasm tags. I iz an atheist.

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What, me worry? Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:53:49am

re: #139 Gus 802

Geert Wilders. Although he claims to be an agnostic now. I first read that he was an atheist. Yep. Those atheists are all alike. Seen one, seen 'em all.

*sarcasm dripping* IMO

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:54:18am

re: #142 marjoriemoon

And if anyone hasn't noticed the juicy irony of someone accusing Charles of hatred via a hate filled ranty post.

Like when Stalker Gus accused Charles of stalking while Stalking Gus and his Stalking Buddies(TM) have like a dozen different stalking accounts, half of whom thought I would just let them follow me on The Twitter. LOL

Not that Twitter deals with stalking in any reasonable way. CL pointed that out to me. You can't block someone from sending you messages. You can only block yourself from seeing them, which is pretty stupid and that's pretty unclear from reading anything on Twitter about it. They can still read all your shit after you "block" them.

Facebook of course is a different kind of social network and for all the complaints about privacy, it's 10x better than Twitter in that regard.

Ugh. Those idiots. I haven't been following any of that for over two months now. Maybe more. Seriously. They're way off my radar screen.

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CuriousLurker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:55:31am

*blinking*

Hate hate hate hate is all you liberals spew.

Unlike the sender, who is clearly filled with love & tolerance. ///

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What, me worry? Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:57:00am

re: #146 Gus 802

Ugh. Those idiots. I haven't been following any of that for over two months now. Maybe more. Seriously. They're way off my radar screen.

Any time, any where I defend Charles, because they obsess over every freakin word on this website, I immediately get one following me. It's like freakin clockwork with them. Otherwise, I would have no idea of their pitiful existence.

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:57:37am

I have an idea. Maybe I should create a parody account of myself and stalk myself.

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What, me worry? Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:58:11am

re: #149 Gus 802

I have an idea. Maybe I should create a parody account of myself and stalk myself.

//

ROFL hehe I'll do the same and we can stalk each other stalker accounts!

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 10:59:19am

re: #150 marjoriemoon

ROFL hehe I'll do the same and we can stalk each other stalker accounts!

It could be like a self-stalking pyramid scheme. Either that or a cluster stalk.

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Kragar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 11:01:59am

re: #151 Gus 802

It could be like a self-stalking pyramid scheme. Either that or a cluster stalk.

//

OH! And I can start a blog dedicated to how worthless and insignificant you are, then follow your every post, hanging on your every word, day and night to prove it!

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What, me worry? Mon, Jun 27, 2011 11:01:59am

re: #151 Gus 802

It could be like a self-stalking pyramid scheme. Either that or a cluster stalk.

//

ROFL

Ok I'm done, going Upstairs.

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CuriousLurker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 11:02:12am

re: #150 marjoriemoon

Remind me to send you my LGF list & my blocked list. I was gonna do it this weekend, then I got busy and forgot.

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Gus Mon, Jun 27, 2011 11:03:02am

Anyway. I better get something to eat and get some things done around here.

Have a good afternoon folks.

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What, me worry? Mon, Jun 27, 2011 11:04:01am

re: #154 CuriousLurker

Remind me to send you my LGF list & my blocked list. I was gonna do it this weekend, then I got busy and forgot.

LOL I'm afraid to look at it! Oh, is the blocked list a tweetdeck feature? I still haven't loaded it.

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CuriousLurker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 11:05:46am

re: #156 marjoriemoon

LOL I'm afraid to look at it! Oh, is the blocked list a tweetdeck feature? I still haven't loaded it.

Nah, it's just a plain text list that you can refer to if someone starts following you and you're not sure. It can easily be converted into comma separated list for Tweetdeck's filter later though.

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Cinnabar Mon, Jun 27, 2011 11:08:25am

re: #50 latitude51

Charles, why do you love Hezbollah so much?

Charles loves Hezbollah
He loves them for no reason
Must be their cute butts.

///

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What, me worry? Mon, Jun 27, 2011 11:08:30am

re: #157 CuriousLurker

Nah, it's just a plain text list that you can refer to if someone starts following you and you're not sure. It can easily be converted into comma separated list for Tweetdeck's filter later though.

Ah otay. I signed on with Qwitter that's supposed to tell you who UNfollows, but it doesn't really work. I've had a number of people unfollow me and haven't been notified.

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CuriousLurker Mon, Jun 27, 2011 11:14:40am

re: #159 marjoriemoon

Ah otay. I signed on with Qwitter that's supposed to tell you who UNfollows, but it doesn't really work. I've had a number of people unfollow me and haven't been notified.

Try mr. unfollowr, that's been working fine for me.

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William of Orange Mon, Jun 27, 2011 12:17:31pm

I edited it a bit Fox-style.

Thank you for proving nobody ~~hates more~~ is better with facts than a liberal.

Every article on your site is hate spewing ~~vitriol~~ facts.

Oh I forgot you are an OBama ~~dick sucker~~ critic sometimes.

Hate hate hate hate is all you liberals sockpuppets spew.

And of course you quote the most vicious hate filled scumbag of all ~~Christopher Hitchens~~ Shrieking Harpy the leader of the world’s most hateful people ~~atheists~~ Muslim bashers.

~~But you worship Obama so you aren’t an atheist because Obama is your God. The God of the braindead.~~ Even too dumb to edit...

Please stop using a ~~manly sport~~ small word like ~~football~~ Litttle as part of your name. It reminds him of his IQ Rest is off.

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Cankles McCellulite Mon, Jun 27, 2011 2:20:23pm

As usual, i got here late, but that thread was hilarious.

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waldteufel Mon, Jun 27, 2011 7:41:50pm

A lovely e-mail to brighten your day.
Not a single cogent idea.
Not a single correct fact.
Misspelled words, random capitalizations.
Don't you love the right wing wackos?

I do.

They brighten each day for me.

Peace.

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