Video: Rand Paul’s NH Political Director Gets in His Licks

From the “Libertarians Are Very Very Weird” file
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Rand Paul is running a perfectly respectable conservative campaign, nothing weird about it at all. Considering the loony reputation of his father, Ron Paul, it’s important for him to maintain a middle of the road image and not veer into any craziness.

Oh, and here’s his New Hampshire political director licking an American Bridge tracker’s camera.

Followed by a seriously creepy smirk.

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154 comments
1 Kragar  May 11, 2015 10:57:48am

You see? This is what happens! First you start talking about legalizing the marija-juana, and the same sex marriages, next you get the camera licking.

Its a slippery slope.

2 lawhawk  May 11, 2015 10:59:24am

And now the story to suck the life out of everything else in the news cycle? George Zimmerman was apparently shot in some manner of altercation.

Minor injury - walked to the ambulance under own power.

No word on any of the specifics - like who, what, or why.

3 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:00:44am

That’s disgusting.

4 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 11, 2015 11:01:32am

Liqua Buddha!

5 Kragar  May 11, 2015 11:01:59am
6 lawhawk  May 11, 2015 11:02:08am

And what the heck was that. That’s not normal behavior where I come from. Certainly not for someone who’s in the public eye and representing someone who fancies themselves a presidential contender.

7 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:03:03am

He’s all lickker’d up.

8 jaunte  May 11, 2015 11:03:58am
9 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 11, 2015 11:04:17am

Poker in the front, liquor in the camera lens!!!

10 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 11:04:18am

“Takes a licking and keeps on ticking!”

11 Kragar  May 11, 2015 11:04:22am

re: #7 The Pie Mother

12 Nyet  May 11, 2015 11:04:28am

OK, he should play the Penguin.

13 b.d.  May 11, 2015 11:04:45am

In fairness, it was a good looking camera.

//

14 Kragar  May 11, 2015 11:05:03am

You’ve got to lick it before you…

OH GOD!

15 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 11:05:06am

re: #13 b.d.

In fairness, it was a good looking camera.

//

It was probably acting all slutty…

16 jaunte  May 11, 2015 11:05:44am

Dibs!

17 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:06:37am

Halperin’s interview of Ted Cruz was pretty offensive, but Chucky is now using it as an excuse to spew some of the most vile comments I’ve seen from him yet.

18 Kilroy01  May 11, 2015 11:06:56am

How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of a camera?

The world may never know.

19 Nyet  May 11, 2015 11:06:59am

The camera liked it. /

20 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:07:27am

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>

21 b.d.  May 11, 2015 11:08:29am

I thought Leica was German for lick here

22 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 11:09:07am
23 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:09:59am
24 withak  May 11, 2015 11:11:39am

re: #20 The Pie Mother

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>

[Embedded content]

Warning: Do not attempt to read @TrucksHorsesDog timeline without alcohol or other suitable mind bleach on hand.

25 danarchy  May 11, 2015 11:12:12am

re: #20 The Pie Mother

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>

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Also 3 year olds can photoshop better than that…

26 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 11:12:32am
27 Kragar  May 11, 2015 11:12:59am

What frightens me the most is how satisfied he looks after he did it.

28 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:13:30am

re: #27 Kragar

What frightens me the most is how satisfied he looks after he did it.

That was a seriously creepy smirk.

29 nearly-headless smith25  May 11, 2015 11:13:47am

Just arrived in my inbox. I’m so thrilled.

Hello nsmith!!! My name is Evgeniya, to me of 25 years. I live in Russia.
I saw your your profile and you interested me very much!
I want to find the man of my dream.

I would like to get acquainted with the person who might appreciate my care, tenderness and love.
I want, that you would be responsible, capable to give a hand of the help and to sympathize with me in any problems.

If you agree with me write to me, I shall be glad. I shall answer you soon. In my turn I shall try be the offer, loving, devoted, responsible woman.

If you decide to write to me, I wait for your answer very much !!!

30 jaunte  May 11, 2015 11:13:50am

re: #20 The Pie Mother

“Oppose us and your head is mine.”

Well, she isn’t doing anything with it.

31 GlutenFreeJesus  May 11, 2015 11:14:27am

re: #29 nearly-headless smith25

I get those daily. lol

Good thing it’s one of my junk-only addresses.

32 Kilroy01  May 11, 2015 11:14:56am

re: #30 jaunte

“Oppose us and your head is mine.”

Well, she isn’t doing anything with it.

Really? So where is she storing all that crazy then?

33 Snarknado!  May 11, 2015 11:15:02am

re: #29 nearly-headless smith25

Hey, she wrote me last week!

34 Iwouldprefernotto  May 11, 2015 11:15:14am

When do we as a civilized nation get to take away George Zimmerman’s weapons?

35 jaunte  May 11, 2015 11:15:33am

Florida Man vs. Florida Man.

36 Kragar  May 11, 2015 11:16:23am

re: #28 Charles Johnson

SOON.

37 SteelPH  May 11, 2015 11:17:09am

re: #34 Iwouldprefernotto

When do we as a civilized nation get to take away George Zimmerman’s weapons?

NEVER!! 2ND ADMENDMENT!!!11TY

38 Great White Snark  May 11, 2015 11:17:42am

Sorry for OT But Here We Go Again

George Zimmerman was in a shooting today in Florida.

39 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:19:02am

re: #38 Great White Snark

Sorry for OT But Here We Go Again

George Zimmerman was in a shooting today in Florida.

Shootings just seem to stalk him. He should get a restraining order.
//

40 FemNaziBitch  May 11, 2015 11:19:21am

re: #34 Iwouldprefernotto

When do we as a civilized nation get to take away George Zimmerman’s weapons?

Oh no, now he has proof he legitimately needs to defend himself… .

/

41 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:19:23am
42 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 11, 2015 11:19:25am

I don’t think even when Steve Jobs called the buttons and sliders in Aqua “lickable”, that he meant we should actually lick them.

43 FemNaziBitch  May 11, 2015 11:19:41am

That licking camera thing is just creepy.

44 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:22:05am
45 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 11:22:48am

re: #44 Charles Johnson

human ears really look goofy.

46 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 11, 2015 11:23:15am

re: #29 nearly-headless smith25

Just arrived in my inbox. I’m so thrilled.

Hello nsmith!!! My name is Evgeniya, to me of 25 years. I live in Russia.
I saw your your profile and you interested me very much!
I want to find the man of my dream.

So I got a mail like that one. I had just gotten a new Cyrillic keyboard and my fingers were itching to try it out, so I started corresponding with Yulia, or whoever it was, figuring I would drop the issue as soon as she started asking me to send her money.

She never did, in fact, she said that she had just received a bonus and wanted to come visit me in Germany at her own expense, even had a flight to Frankfurt booked and everything.

I was nonetheless suspicious as she never seemed to answer any personal questions, just general bla bla about her hometown and how much she enjoyed romantic walks and candlelight dinners, etc.

So I just googled “russian women + scam” and found out the deal: You go down to pick her up from the airport at the appointed time & date. She does not show. You get a tearful message saying that she was denied entry at customs unless she could show that she had 𠫂,000 in cash before she could enter the country (there is no such law or restriction).

She asks if you could wire her the money, she will pay it back as soon as she sees you.

You never see or hear from her again.

In any case, it was good practice on my new keyboard.

47 jaunte  May 11, 2015 11:23:42am
48 makeitstop  May 11, 2015 11:24:15am

re: #20 The Pie Mother

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>

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Worst Photoshop skills, too.

49 jaunte  May 11, 2015 11:24:22am
50 Iwouldprefernotto  May 11, 2015 11:24:45am

re: #46 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

So I got a mail like that one. I had just gotten a new Cyrillic keyboard and was itching to try it out, so I started corresponding with Yulia, or whoever it was, figuring I would drop the issue as soon as she started asking me to send her money.

She never did, in fact, she said that she had just received a bonus and wanted to come visit me in Germany at her won expense, even had a flight booked and everything.

I was nonetheless suspicious as she never seemed to answer any personal questions, just general bla bla about her hometown and how much she enjoyed romantic walks and candlelight dinners, etc.

So I just googles “russian women + scam” and found out the deal: You go down to pick her up from the airport. She does not show. You get a tearful message saying that she was denied entry at customs unless she could show that she had ��,000 in cash before she could enter the country (there is no such law or restriction).

She asks if you could wire her the money, she will pay it back as soon as she sees you.

You never see or hear from her again.

In any case, it was good practice on my new keyboard.

So what you saying, my Nigerian Prince is a fraud?

51 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:24:58am

BEST MEME OF THE DAY==>

52 jaunte  May 11, 2015 11:25:21am
53 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 11, 2015 11:27:38am

re: #50 Iwouldprefernotto

So what you saying, my Nigerian Prince is a fraud?

You should fix him up with Yevgeniya from Chelyabinsk.

54 RealityBasedSteve  May 11, 2015 11:27:50am

If you allow Gay Marriage, how can you stop Camera Lickers?

RBS

55 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:29:35am
56 Nyet  May 11, 2015 11:30:38am

re: #50 Iwouldprefernotto

So what you saying, my Nigerian Prince is a fraud?

…

57 Kragar  May 11, 2015 11:30:45am
58 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:30:45am
60 Nyet  May 11, 2015 11:31:51am

Zimmerman and guns. There’s two things that should never be together, but somehow always are.

61 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:32:41am

*ALL THE FACE PALMS*

62 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:33:13am
63 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:34:52am
64 FemNaziBitch  May 11, 2015 11:35:36am

re: #61 The Pie Mother

*ALL THE FACE PALMS*

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Wonder what his father, the Judge, thinks.

65 Kragar  May 11, 2015 11:36:26am
66 #FergusonFireside  May 11, 2015 11:37:37am

re: #64 FemNaziBitch

Wonder what his father, the Judge, thinks.

He’s calling in yet another chit.

67 Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2015 11:38:19am
68 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:39:24am
69 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:39:43am
70 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 11:39:49am

bwahahaaaaaa

71 Lidane  May 11, 2015 11:42:57am

re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth

But Mississippi isn’t one of the seven states….

Oh fuck it. Never mind. Where’s Oprah? She needs to start handing out Jade Helm to everybody.

72 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  May 11, 2015 11:43:00am

re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth

bwahahaaaaaa

There’s a military base there, too, right?

Ah, yes, very suspicious.

//

73 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  May 11, 2015 11:43:52am

re: #61 The Pie Mother

*ALL THE FACE PALMS*

Voted for Obama. Probably gay, too.

////

74 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 11, 2015 11:44:35am

re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth

All those M symbols show where they are going to build Victory Mosques and the A symbols are future Al-Qaida recruitment and indoctrination centers.

/

75 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  May 11, 2015 11:45:01am

re: #61 The Pie Mother

*ALL THE FACE PALMS*

We don’t want him.

76 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:45:09am
77 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 11:45:35am
78 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 11:46:41am

re: #71 Lidane

But Mississippi isn’t one of the seven states….

Oh fuck it. Never mind. Where’s Oprah? She needs to start handing out Jade Helm to everybody.

It’s been totally Super Sekrit!
Oh wait…Biloxi City Council meeting agenda item for April 7.

79 Lidane  May 11, 2015 11:47:49am

SHARIA LAW IS COMING TO CLEVELAND! RUN FOR THE DAMN HILLS!

80 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:48:39am

re: #79 Lidane

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SHARIA LAW IS COMING TO CLEVELAND! RUN FOR THE DAMN HILLS!

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>
(Yes there are a whole bunch of stupid memes today, each one stupider than the one before)

81 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  May 11, 2015 11:48:50am

re: #20 The Pie Mother

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>

Oh, KattCountry is a Jade Helm Truther?

Imagine my surprise…..

82 withak  May 11, 2015 11:50:47am

re: #80 The Pie Mother

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>
(Yes there are a whole bunch of stupid memes today, each one stupider than the one before)

[Embedded content]

“Destory America”

83 SteelPH  May 11, 2015 11:51:22am

re: #80 The Pie Mother

Gotta love these morons who are so defined by their hatred that they have to make their username reflect that.

84 Iwouldprefernotto  May 11, 2015 11:51:29am

re: #77 Charles Johnson

Right wingers everywhere are very upset at the LGF fundraiser - a great reason to donate

Can’t we just lick someone’s lens?

85 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 11:52:27am
86 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:52:38am

re: #83 SteelPH

Gotta love these morons who are so defined by their hatred that they have to make their username reflect that.

Complete with the gunfucking avi

87 Higgs Boson's Mate  May 11, 2015 11:52:43am

re: #78 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s been totally Super Sekrit!
Oh wait…Biloxi City Council meeting agenda item for April 7.

Yes, but the Army failed to mention that it intends to work up a #6 on them.

88 lawhawk  May 11, 2015 11:53:13am

re: #84 Iwouldprefernotto

You have to be a campaign director to do that. You’re only entitled to leer suggestively against a camera. /

89 Snarknado!  May 11, 2015 11:54:22am

re: #80 The Pie Mother

Well all I can say is he’s doing a piss-poor job. (Maybe JadeHelm is his attempt to catch up on his schedule.)

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90 Iwouldprefernotto  May 11, 2015 11:55:25am

re: #88 lawhawk

You have to be a campaign director to do that. You’re only entitled to leer suggestively against a camera. /

I’m relieved. I was worried that “lens licking” was a euphemism for something bad like being BFFs with George Zimmerman.

91 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 11:56:31am

lick this:

92 sffilk  May 11, 2015 11:56:58am

You’ve got to be kidding! Seriously?

93 Dr Lizardo  May 11, 2015 11:57:30am

re: #90 Iwouldprefernotto

I’m relieved. I was worried that “lens licking” was a euphemism for something bad like being BFFs with George Zimmerman.

Maybe he’s a fan of Aphex Twin.

…

94 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 11, 2015 11:58:34am

So you lie-brul Demon-rats say we don’t have to invade Texas because it’s already part of the United States? Why did we invade Louisiana then, even though we bought it in 1803? Hmm? Hmmm? Answer me that, libtards!!11!!!

95 Lord Of The Pies  May 11, 2015 11:59:35am

Lick this lens (you know you want to)

96 Varek Raith  May 11, 2015 11:59:36am

So…
What the hell?

97 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse  May 11, 2015 12:00:06pm

re: #80 The Pie Mother

STUPIDEST MEME OF THE DAY==>
(Yes there are a whole bunch of stupid memes today, each one stupider than the one before)

When is Obama going to proclaim himself dictator? Tired of waiting.

/

98 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 12:02:39pm

hahahahaaaa:

99 lawhawk  May 11, 2015 12:02:41pm

re: #95 The Pie Mother

Lick this lens (you know you want to)

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That actually works with camera Canon.

Nikon should be eaten, not used. /ducking

100 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)  May 11, 2015 12:02:43pm

re: #97 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

When is Obama going to proclaim himself dictator? Tired of waiting.

/

All these things have already happened in their minds.

101 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 11, 2015 12:03:06pm

re: #97 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

When is Obama going to proclaim himself dictator? Tired of waiting.

/

Why the hell didn’t he get himself appointed dictator when he had supermajorities in both houses of Congress? Stupid Obama!

102 Eclectic Cyborg  May 11, 2015 12:06:13pm

Oh great. CCJ wants to be a superhero now?

103 Higgs Boson's Mate  May 11, 2015 12:07:26pm

re: #97 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

When is Obama going to proclaim himself dictator? Tired of waiting.

/

It was good of Ben Carson to advise him on how to deal with any quibbles from the Supreme Court.

104 Lidane  May 11, 2015 12:08:01pm

re: #98 Backwoods_Sleuth

Chuckles better tread carefully. Disney isn’t known for being shy about lawsuits.

105 Kragar  May 11, 2015 12:09:04pm

re: #102 Eclectic Cyborg

Oh great. CCJ wants to be a superhero now?

Its almost too easy.

…

106 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 11, 2015 12:09:29pm

re: #103 Higgs Boson’s Mate

It was good of Ben Carson to advise him on how to deal with any quibbles from the Supreme Court.

The only appointed dictator we’ve ever had was appointed by the Supreme Court, so maybe his position is slightly illogical?

107 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 12:13:39pm

totally off the deep end:

108 Eclectic Cyborg  May 11, 2015 12:14:42pm

re: #107 Backwoods_Sleuth

George Zimmerman: The only latino CCJ gives two shits about.

109 GlutenFreeJesus  May 11, 2015 12:16:16pm

Apparently Georgie waved his gun at the guy he was road raging at/with. The the other guy shot him. If it happened to anyone else, I wouldn’t be laughing.

110 Kragar  May 11, 2015 12:17:51pm

re: #107 Backwoods_Sleuth

111 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 11, 2015 12:18:16pm

re: #109 GlutenFreeJesus

Apparently Georgie waved his gun at the guy he was road raging at/with. The the other guy shot him. If it happened to anyone else, I wouldn’t be laughing.

Florida Man™ vs. Florida Man®!

112 Kragar  May 11, 2015 12:18:33pm

re: #109 GlutenFreeJesus

Apparently Georgie waved his gun at the guy he was road raging at/with. The the other guy shot him. If it happened to anyone else, I wouldn’t be laughing.

So according to FL law, the other driver had a right to stand his ground against Zimmerman.

113 FemNaziBitch  May 11, 2015 12:19:05pm

re: #83 SteelPH

Gotta love these morons who are so defined by their hatred that they have to make their username reflect that.

you mean like me?

114 Charles Johnson  May 11, 2015 12:19:27pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

Stole it!

116 No Country For Old Haters  May 11, 2015 12:21:37pm

re: #112 Kragar

So according to FL law, the other driver had a right to stand his ground against Zimmerman.

That’s what it sounds like. A lunatic started waving a gun around and was shot by a (good/bad) guy with a gun.

117 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 12:21:43pm

re: #109 GlutenFreeJesus

Apparently Georgie waved his gun at the guy he was road raging at/with. The the other guy shot him. If it happened to anyone else, I wouldn’t be laughing.

The other guy shot at him.
GZ got hit with a chunk of glass.

118 FemNaziBitch  May 11, 2015 12:22:23pm

Need for High Opioid Dose Linked to CYP450

119 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 11, 2015 12:23:10pm

Using plants to generate energy: Chilean engineers to patent device.

120 FemNaziBitch  May 11, 2015 12:24:33pm
RETWEET if you wish
121 Eclectic Cyborg  May 11, 2015 12:24:52pm

re: #115 FemNaziBitch

VICTORY FOR WOMEN, OBAMA ADMINISTRATION CALLS ON INSURANCE COMPANIES TO COVER FULL RANGE OF BIRTH CONTROL

TYRANNY! COMMUNISM!

122 Skip Intro  May 11, 2015 12:25:16pm

Republicans just never stop being complete dicks.

Republicans Try To Strip Predatory Lending Protections For American Troops, Again

huffingtonpost.com

123 Eclectic Cyborg  May 11, 2015 12:25:20pm

re: #118 FemNaziBitch

Need for High Opioid Dose Linked to CYP450

Login required.

124 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 12:26:25pm

oh, sure………

125 Eclectic Cyborg  May 11, 2015 12:27:21pm

re: #122 Skip Intro

Republicans just never stop being complete dicks.

Republicans Try To Strip Predatory Lending Protections For American Troops, Again

huffingtonpost.com

You’d think if there was one kind of regulation the GOP could support that would be it.

126 Targetpractice  May 11, 2015 12:27:58pm

re: #122 Skip Intro

Republicans just never stop being complete dicks.

Republicans Try To Strip Predatory Lending Protections For American Troops, Again

huffingtonpost.com

We support the troops…until there’s a buck to be made off them.

127 Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2015 12:28:58pm
128 lawhawk  May 11, 2015 12:29:47pm

re: #127 Ace-o-aces

Takes one to know one. Grifters gotta grift; and Chuckles recognizes that he’s merely chum in the water when you’ve got people like Zimmerman around.

129 Varek Raith  May 11, 2015 12:29:53pm

Who’d a thunk waving around a gun might get you shot at.
/

130 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge  May 11, 2015 12:30:00pm

Kind of a Judy Holliday film festival today on channel 7.2 here (GET TV). Damn, she was terrific.

131 Kragar  May 11, 2015 12:30:28pm
132 Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2015 12:31:12pm

I believe that’s about 30 seconds for CCJ to go from defending Zimmerman to trying to figure out the most deplorable way to make money off him.

133 Backwoods_Sleuth  May 11, 2015 12:31:46pm

heh:

134 Lidane  May 11, 2015 12:32:30pm
135 Timothy Watson  May 11, 2015 12:33:37pm

re: #132 Ace-o-aces

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I believe that’s about 30 seconds for CCJ to go from defending Zimmerman to trying to figure out the most deplorable way to make money off him.

Huh? What? I don’t have an insurable interest in Zimmerman…

136 Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2015 12:33:53pm
137 makeitstop  May 11, 2015 12:34:04pm

re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh:

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Wright really takes pleasure in busting dumb people’s balls. Funny to watch.

138 Ace-o-aces  May 11, 2015 12:34:31pm
139 Timothy Watson  May 11, 2015 12:35:57pm

re: #134 Lidane

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I guess it’s a waste of breath to point out that abortion of an “Aryan” in Nazi Germany was a capital offense?

140 Dr. Matt  May 11, 2015 12:39:24pm
141 Justanotherhuman  May 11, 2015 12:39:33pm

Did the idiot know where that lens had been?

142 b.d.  May 11, 2015 12:40:59pm

re: #141 Justanotherhuman

Did the idiot know where that lens had been?

I’m going to start coating my camera lenses with LSD from now on.

//

143 Kilroy01  May 11, 2015 12:42:21pm

re: #142 b.d.

I’m going to start coating my camera lenses with LSD from now on.

//

How would you know it it worked?

144 FemNaziBitch  May 11, 2015 12:42:52pm

FUCK yes!
…

145 No Country For Old Haters  May 11, 2015 12:43:44pm

re: #143 Kilroy01

How would you know it it worked?

Good point. Once someone is licking random objects, they’ve either already been dosed, or don’t need to be.

146 Justanotherhuman  May 11, 2015 12:44:38pm

Man found hanging from tree in Greene County

11alive.com

(snip)

Champion did not live at the address. Mapp said that there was no other apparent cause of death other than asphyxiation by hanging.

The GBI is calling it a “death investigation.”

147 FemNaziBitch  May 11, 2015 12:44:58pm

re: #123 Eclectic Cyborg

Login required.

never mind

148 FemNaziBitch  May 11, 2015 12:46:08pm

re: #129 Varek Raith

Who’d a thunk waving around a gun might get you shot at.
/

If you brandish a firearm you are an imminent threat.

PERIOD

149 RealityBasedSteve  May 11, 2015 12:46:16pm

re: #79 Lidane

[Embedded content]
Refugee resettlement meant “to rub diversity in the noses of conservative communities” bit.ly
SHARIA LAW IS COMING TO CLEVELAND! RUN FOR THE DAMN HILLS!

At least this time they are just rubbing their noses in it, usually they are complaining that it’s being “Forced down our throats” or “Being bent over and it pushed on us”.

150 Timothy Watson  May 11, 2015 12:46:52pm

re: #146 Justanotherhuman

Man found hanging from tree in Greene County

11alive.com

(snip)

Champion did not live at the address. Mapp said that there was no other apparent cause of death other than asphyxiation by hanging.

The GBI is calling it a “death investigation.”

What ever happened to the “hanging” case in Mississippi a couple months ago?

151 Dave In Austin  May 11, 2015 1:46:06pm

re: #121 Eclectic Cyborg

TYRANNY! COMMUNISM!

No. It’s much happy sexy time! Like Sports!!

152 Rocky-in-Connecticut  May 11, 2015 2:08:05pm

at least they are consistent. Libertarian loons follow an infantile “me-first” ideology. They act infantile as well. That counts for something, I guess.

153 meteor  May 11, 2015 4:11:32pm

Oh, this freak.

154 Jay in Oregon  May 11, 2015 8:01:17pm

re: #17 Charles Johnson

Halperin’s interview of Ted Cruz was pretty offensive, but Chucky is now using it as an excuse to spew some of the most vile comments I’ve seen from him yet.

I used to think CCJ was just a right-wing asshole. Then I thought he was so far off to the right he was practically a caricature. Now I think that if he is a caricature, he’s the most unsubtle, un-funny parody ever.

I’m not one for armchair psychology, but I can’t imagine how someone who says the things he does, all day and all night, is right in the head. He’ll say and do anything and everything he can think of to make himself the center of attention. And it’s clear to me that he’s escalating, not even bothering to hide the blatant racist, sexist, and anti-Semitic comments anymore.

I think it’s only a matter of time before he attempts to hurt or even kill someone (in “self-defense”, of course). And I’m not being hyperbolic or shrill; that man scares the crap out of me.


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