I zoomed in on the picture to get a good look at Trump watching his immunity from prosecution vanish into the distance.
When Donald gets back to the White House from his golf course, this is what he’ll see. https://t.co/pkQWHhMDKI
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 7, 2020
Feelings. pic.twitter.com/EWcXhiEfQu
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 7, 2020
And the Newsmax crew are convinced that this was all part of a conspiracy…to ruin his golf game.
re: #3 Sir John Barron
I declare and claim post #1
the previous posts are illegal not valid posts i declare
re: #1 Targetpractice
And the Newsmax crew are convinced that this was all part of a conspiracy…to ruin his golf game.
It’s the weekend, Newsmax. Where the fuck else was he going to be?
I hereby declare and claim Joe and Devi. The world is a better place today. Not perfect, but better.
re: #5 Mattand
It’s the weekend, Newsmax. Where the fuck else was he going to be?
Focusing on the vi-no, I’m sorry but haha.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 7, 2020
re: #6 BigPapa
I hereby declare and claim Joe and Devi. The world is a better place today. Not perfect, but better.
It’s definitely a better place. I’m seeing how excited the world is about this on social media. I hope Joe sends Kamala on an international tour early on in his presidency to let the world know we’re back and we appreciate your patience with us and still treating us even if our President was a fuck stick. I was overseas Trump’s first year in office. I never felt hassled for being an American but I had to shake my head several times and explain how bewildered I was by the madness.
When Donald gets back to the White House from his golf course, this is what he’ll see. https://t.co/pkQWHhMDKI
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 7, 2020
Oh shit, guys… where will Trump’s presidential library be? They’re going to need a lot of security and maintenance.
re: #10 Charles Johnson
Philly is showing its creativity. :)
He’s extremely soggy in the midsection. 237 lbs. my ass, that’s definitely 300+.
re: #12 Charles Johnson
Oh good. He might actually go into the bunker again.
ADVISER: “Mr. President, I’m not sure how to tell you this…”
TRUMP: “Just say it, Mark!”
ADVISER: “The major news outlets have called the election for Joe Biden.”
TRUMP: [Smashes his iron into the fairway in anger, breaking it and punting the ball 15 feet.]
TRUMP: “GOD DAMN IT I’M TAKING A MULLIGAN!”
ADVISER: “Mr. President, you’ve already had four —”
TRUMP: “No, you dumbass, not on the hole, on the election! I DEMAND A DO-OVER!”
ADVISER: “That’s… not how any of this works.”
TRUMP: “Okay, let me think.”
[5 hours pass, nothing happens. SCENE.]
All credible allegations have been addressed, all that remains are baseless conspiracy theories. So, gladly, math has led to the inevitable conclusion that @JoeBiden is our next lawfully-elected president. You do not get to determine how math works! https://t.co/s9pMIDii3t
— Rob Patro (@nomad421) November 7, 2020
I’m sure Kamala will be very active and Joe will have her take things on. Especially international partnerships. Both of them tag teaming outreach will be awesome.
Waiting for Spicey to boast about how big the crowd is!
— The 3-D Zanti Regent (@josephebacon) November 7, 2020
re: #13 BigPapa
Oh shit, guys… where will Trump’s presidential library be? They’re going to need a lot of security and maintenance.
That sex shop near the landscaping business in Philly that they were going to have that presser at.
re: #13 BigPapa
Oh shit, guys… where will Trump’s presidential library be? They’re going to need a lot of security and maintenance.
Right next the DJT Presidential Penitentiary
re: #20 BigPapa
I’m sure Kamala will be very active and Joe will have her take things on. Especially international partnerships. Both of them tag teaming outreach will be awesome.
They’re a great team.
re: #13 BigPapa
Oh shit, guys… where will Trump’s presidential library be? They’re going to need a lot of security and maintenance.
Not really.
re: #13 BigPapa
Oh shit, guys… where will Trump’s presidential library be? They’re going to need a lot of security and maintenance.
Why? Not much there to guard, maybe a copy of the Protocols, Kevin Macdonald’s books and a couple of coloring books.
What a memorable day! Best wishes griftee!
After finishing the round, he stopped to take photos with a bride getting married at the club today. pic.twitter.com/0YQGHnVBIE
— Brian Bartlett (@BrianBartlett) November 7, 2020
re: #16 teleskiguy
He’s extremely soggy in the midsection. 237 lbs. my ass, that’s definitely 300+.
I’m 6 2 and 235, almost his same exact claimed stats. I was 295 a little over a year ago.
I’ll call him north of 260, easy.
re: #18 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
ADVISER: “Mr. President, I’m not sure how to tell you this…”
TRUMP: “Just say it, Mark!”
ADVISER: “The major news outlets have called the election for Joe Biden.”
TRUMP: [Smashes his iron into the fairway in anger, breaking it and punting the ball 15 feet.]
TRUMP: “GOD DAMN IT I’M TAKING A MULLIGAN!”
ADVISER: “Mr. President, you’ve already had four —”
TRUMP: “No, you dumbass, not on the hole, on the election! I DEMAND A DO-OVER!”
ADVISER: “That’s… not how any of this works.”
TRUMP: “Okay, let me think.”
[5 hours pass, nothing happens. SCENE.]
Trump supporters are actually calling for do-overs in Arizona and Pennsylvania.
Have they checked their Constitutions for how this is going to work?
re: #26 Nyet
Why? Not much there to guard, maybe a copy of the Protocols, Kevin Macdonald’s books and a couple of coloring books.
Don’t forget the McNaughton paintings…on velvet!
re: #27 HRH Stanley Sea
What a memorable day! Best wishes griftee!
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That second tweet is actually kinda creepy. I wouldn’t want Donald Trump coming up to me to take pictures at my wedding. Holy shit.
re: #26 Nyet
Why? Not much there to guard, maybe a copy of the Protocols, Kevin Macdonald’s books and a couple of coloring books.
Ben Garrison will do his presidential potrait.
re: #27 HRH Stanley Sea
What a memorable day! Best wishes griftee!
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It was a bit awkward when he tried to declare “right of prima nocta” and the WH attorney had to whisper in his ear that we don’t do that here in the US.
//
re: #31 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
That second tweet is actually kinda creepy. I wouldn’t want Donald Trump coming up to me to take pictures at my wedding. Holy shit.
Well, normal people aren’t members of Trump’s golf resorts. I’m sure these deranged cultists were happy to be vouchsafed a manifestation of their God-Emperor
1. Trump looks like dog shit, even worse than usual.
2. Report from Stupidville - My wife and I decided to head down to the beach, but we got to Robert Moses Park and it was slammed. We cut west, into Nassau County (heavy Trump territory) to go to Jones Beach. Also slammed. So we just stayed on the parkways and headed back home.
Important point: We saw no Trump truck. No flags. Not even a bumper sticker.
Not a single one.
All those ‘patriot’ assholes washed off that loser stank in no time flat.
Somebody, report this to the Secret Service?
re: #31 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
That second tweet is actually kinda creepy. I wouldn’t want Donald Trump coming up to me to take pictures at my wedding. Holy shit.
Well no, but they belong to a Trump club, so presumably they were happy about it.
What I want to know is why the bride was holding her dress up like that. Yeah, I know, to keep the hem clean, but a.) she’ll get the thing cleaned after the wedding and b.) even if she doesn’t, is she planning on wearing it again?
re: #32 BigPapa
Ben Garrison will do his presidential potrait.
Bidding war between him and McNaughton and neither get paid in true Trump fashion.
The BT Express offers their opinion!https://t.co/LcRHxhkmip
— The 3-D Zanti Regent (@josephebacon) November 7, 2020
By the way, look forward to those words from your MAGAt family/friends at the Thanksgiving table this year: “Legal votes.” The same assholes who, for the last four years, have declared that any suggestion that Russia was involved in throwing the 2016 election to Donny was an “excuse” will now insist that if you only count the “legal votes,” then Donny wins in a landslide.
The Trump Presidential Library will consist of inkjet printouts of Breitbart and VDARE posts, Ben Garrison cartoons, and weather maps marked up with a Sharpie..
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 7, 2020
re: #21 🌹UOJB!
The “bad” news is that Biden’s inauguration crowd is going to be much smaller than Trump’s.
But that is not going to be a problem because we’re all grownups and understand why.
Ok?
(Fucking autocorrect changed Biden’s into Bowen’s — wtaf google. Also tried to capitalise Google, but fuck that shit.)
re: #31 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
That second tweet is actually kinda creepy. I wouldn’t want Donald Trump coming up to me to take pictures at my wedding. Holy shit.
They pay for the hopes that it will happen.
Democracy porn you can watch in front of your kids. pic.twitter.com/RLiP2P17LC
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) November 7, 2020
re: #13 BigPapa
Oh shit, guys… where will Trump’s presidential library be? They’re going to need a lot of security and maintenance.
LOL, all the money donated will be siphoned off by Trump.
re: #46 John Hughes
The “bad” news is that Biden’s inauguration crowd is going to be much smaller than Trump’s.
But that is not going to be a problem because we’re all grownups and understand why.
Ok?
(Fucking autocorrect changed Biden’s into Bowen’s — wtaf google. Also tried to capitalise Google, but fuck that shit.)
We’ll be there in spirit. Definitely make that a virtual celebration.
Hundreds of people are singing “Sweet Caroline” in Black Lives Matter Plaza right now. pic.twitter.com/TG7TxosgwY
— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) November 7, 2020
Damn you all, now it’s stuck in my head!
/
You are a very selfish human being and that’s why people don’t like trump supporters. It’s ALL ABOUT ME who cares about anyone else. pic.twitter.com/sZtkSv26l1
— JSanRN (@JSanderson29) November 7, 2020
re: #27 HRH Stanley Sea
Kiss of death for that marriage.
re: #31 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
That second tweet is actually kinda creepy. I wouldn’t want Donald Trump coming up to me to take pictures at my wedding. Holy shit.
You wouldn’t have your wedding at a Trump property!
The people have spoken.
Congratulations to President-elect @JoeBiden and Vice President-elect @KamalaHarris.— NY AG James (@NewYorkStateAG) November 7, 2020
re: #45 Charles Johnson
The Trump Presidential Library will end up half-finished, a slap-dash affair with various Trump allies absconding with the vast majority of intended funds while Trump himself rots in prison. But there will be flim-flam gold coin, counterfeit watch and cheap jewelry hucksters out on the sidewalk.
re: #58 Florida Panhandler
“Your admission will be matched 1000% for the next hour only!”
re: #54 Dread Pirate Ron
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Again, this whole election business stumps MAGAts. Or does this shithead really believe that Biden takes office immediately?
Here comes AG Tish
Here comes AG Tish
With indictments for Trump!
The people have spoken.
Congratulations to President-elect @JoeBiden and Vice President-elect @KamalaHarris.— NY AG James (@NewYorkStateAG) November 7, 2020
re: #58 Florida Panhandler
and all of DT’s ripped up papers will be on display too.
re: #58 Florida Panhandler
The Trump Presidential Library will end up half-finished, a slap-dash affair with various Trump allies absconding with the vast majority of intended funds while Trump himself rots in prison. But there will be flim-flam gold coin, counterfeit watch and cheap jewelry hucksters our on the sidewalk.
Ladies and gentlemen, Lizards of all ages, behold….the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library:
The Mayor of Paris says simply:
Welcome back, America.
😭♥️😭
We have missed you, world.
We have missed you. pic.twitter.com/MDLe2kGtvh— Holly Figueroa O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) November 7, 2020
re: #58 Florida Panhandler
The Trump Presidential Library will end up half-finished, a slap-dash affair with various Trump allies absconding with the vast majority of intended funds while Trump himself rots in prison. But there will be flim-flam gold coin, counterfeit watch and cheap jewelry hucksters our on the sidewalk.
Hey I’m sure Ken Ham will gladly include the Trump Outhouse in his Ark Park Scam!
They think we’re satan worshiping pedophiles, John https://t.co/IdFTY8qpTo
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) November 7, 2020
West London, November 7th, 2020: Fireworks celebrating the announcement of Biden-Harris as seen from my window. My neighbours are cheering. What a day to be alive. #bidenharis2020 pic.twitter.com/LkHWmRBMF0
— Rebecca Mary (@bex_mf) November 7, 2020
re: #54 Dread Pirate Ron
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I’m hoping that’s satire because among other things, Biden won’t be president in December, so he won’t be locking anyone down.
Hmm. I just got a phone call from NC. Ironic because that is still a state that is still for DT.
They need to cry more https://t.co/N0mImZDzKo
— David Atkins (@DavidOAtkins) November 7, 2020
Trump watches celebrations of his defeat as he returns to the White House from playing golf on Saturday. (Getty) pic.twitter.com/tj5YSYcWIg
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 7, 2020
re: #31 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
That second tweet is actually kinda creepy. I wouldn’t want Donald Trump coming up to me to take pictures at my wedding. Holy shit.
When you’re a star they let you do that.
re: #62 🌹UOJB!
Here comes AG Tish
Here comes AG Tish
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The NY AG better get ready for this refrain from Trump’s sycophants On TV:
“I’ve go nothing to hide.”
….all the while packing their bags, smashing cellphones and hard drives, booking One way tickets to Brazil or wherever and stuffing as much Trump Mark sucker cash into their offshore accounts as humanly possible.
re: #72 NO SMOCKING GUN!
Don’t forget the presidential tweet wing!
Not forgotten, those will be printed on special rolls.
re: #74 🌹UOJB!
Guy Fawkes Day came late this year!
And to think, this year it’s celebrating a catholic’s victory!
re: #76 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
When you find out you’re not their favorite President.
From Downstairs:
re: #280 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
Okay guys I was just a little kid for it but is this close to what it felt like when the Wall came down?
Not for me. You could see this coming, sooner or later. Elections work that way.
But the wall? No, I expected it to still be there when I died either of old age or WWIII. The Soviet Union was in decline, but the Ottoman Turks held on in worse shape for centuries by simple brutality, When the East German guards did not open fire but instead opened the gates on 9 November? That was a moment no one really expected.
That’s one of the reasons why I say that The World War started on 28 June 1914 and ended 9 November 1989…
re: #76 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
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Ah, so this is the bookend to that “hotboxing with COVID” pic from weeks ago.
re: #54 Dread Pirate Ron
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um… Biden doesn’t take office until January. Whatever happens to your Christmas, it’s not his doing.
re: #74 🌹UOJB!
I was watching the Arsenal match on Guy Fawkes day. Fireworks were booming outside the stadium for the whole match.
re: #82 William Lewis
From Downstairs:
Not for me. You could see this coming, sooner or later. Elections work that way.
But the wall? No, I expected it to still be there when I died either of old age or WWIII. The Soviet Union was in decline, but the Ottoman Turks held on in worse shape for centuries by simple brutality, When the East German guards did not open fire but instead opened the gates on 9 November? That was a moment no one really expected.
That’s one of the reasons why I say that The World War started on 28 June 1914 and ended 9 November 1989…
Gotcha. Agree about WWI. One long almost century long war. There are times to me where it feels like the Cold War has resumed again.
re: #76 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
“No, sir, they’re chanting “BOO-urns!”
re: #84 sagehen
um… Biden doesn’t take office until January. Whatever happens to your Christmas, it’s not his doing.
Seriously Trump supporters can be so fucking dumb.
re: #89 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
I prefer blinded. They do not want to see it.
re: #86 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
Gotcha. Agree about WWI. One long almost century long war. There are times to me where it feels like the Cold War has resumed again.
Naw, now we’re just back to the Great Game of the 1800’s with the US taking the UK’s role against the Bear.
All the nuclear hot tweets about how you should stop and think about how your Trump-voting friends feel right now should consider that most of us spent the last four years cutting ties with people in our lives who support Trump.
If there’s somebody in your life who’s a diehard MAGAt that’s currently so deep in denial they’re tunneling towards the Earth’s molten core, then odds are you’re not still in contact with them by choice and thus have no reason to feel sorry for them right now.
Buncha cult members are on Facebook repeating ‘Wait until this gets to the courts.’
Man, are they gonna be disappointed.
re: #91 William Lewis
Naw, now we’re just back to the Great Game of the 1800’s with the US taking the UK’s role against the Bear.
I need to read more about the Bear in the 19th century.
— Ace-o-aces (@aceoaces) November 7, 2020
Build his library on the banks of the Rio grande. There’s a lot of cheap scrap metal at hand.
You know this all ends with Ivanka writing a book about how Trump abused her and then we all have to act sorry for the bitch.
— Ace-o-aces (@aceoaces) November 7, 2020
re: #93 makeitstop
Buncha cult members are on Facebook repeating ‘Wait until this gets to the courts.’
Man, are they gonna be disappointed.
Lol.
re: #86 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
Gotcha. Agree about WWI. One long almost century long war. There are times to me where it feels like the Cold War has resumed again.
I’ve seen the period of 1914 - 1989 (WWI/WWII/Cold War) referred to as “The Second Hundred Years War”.
re: #93 makeitstop
Buncha cult members are on Facebook repeating ‘Wait until this gets to the courts.’
Man, are they gonna be disappointed.
It’s been bouncing around in the courts since Wednesday, guys. Nobody’s biting. You really think there’s five asshats on the USSC bench willing to overturn an election just to make you fuckers feel good about yourselves?
re: #97 Ace-o-aces
To be ghostwritten after Fat Donnie’s death.
re: #67 John Hughes
Rented
Also, she is wearing some random sandals rather than the heels the dress is supposed to be worn with, so the dress is too long at that moment. Which does not invalidate the observation that she has no idea how to properly manage a full length dress.
re: #99 Dr Lizardo
I’ve seen the period of 1914 - 1989 (WWI/WWII/Cold War) referred to as “The Second Hundred Years War”.
Sounds accurate to me.
::: opening up and serving Champagne to the room :::
Whomever put me at 46,000 Karma Thank you. and also to celebrate Joe as our next President.
re: #82 William Lewis
From Downstairs:
Not for me. You could see this coming, sooner or later. Elections work that way.
But the wall? No, I expected it to still be there when I died either of old age or WWIII. The Soviet Union was in decline, but the Ottoman Turks held on in worse shape for centuries by simple brutality, When the East German guards did not open fire but instead opened the gates on 9 November? That was a moment no one really expected.
That’s one of the reasons why I say that The World War started on 28 June 1914 and ended 9 November 1989…
Probably the greatest celebration since VE day.
re: #99 Dr Lizardo
I’ve seen the period of 1914 - 1989 (WWI/WWII/Cold War) referred to as “The Second Hundred Years War”.
That’s a good way to think of it. I have to remember to use that.
Today he can be in denial. Then angry. Eventually, he tries to sleep. When he wakes up, it will be fear that he feels.
re: #100 Targetpractice
It’s been bouncing around in the courts since Wednesday, guys. Nobody’s biting. You really think there’s five asshats on the USSC bench willing to overturn an election just to make you fuckers feel good about yourselves?
Especially when Trump can’t be relied on to make good on any bribes he were to offer to GOP SCOTUS judges.
re: #107 Rightwingconspirator
Today he can be in denial. Then angry. Eventually, he tries to sleep. When he wakes up, it will be fear that he feels.
Having dreams of Rikers Island…
Hard to see how Brad Parscale writes a meaningful “tell-all” without implicating himself in multiple crimes.
re: #94 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
I need to read more about the Bear in the 19th century.
Strange as it may seem, Kim by Rudyard Kipling is an excellent, if fictional, place to start.
re: #112 William Lewis
Strange as it may seem, Kim by Rudyard Kipling is an excellent, if fictional, place to start.
Cool. I’ve never read any Kiplng. I have seen both the cartoon and modern versions of the Jungle Books but other than that.
About the reports of bell ringing in Paris:
re: #131 plansbandc
Without some actual print or TV media reporting I don’t believe this.
Unfortunately I’m too far out of central Paris to be a witness.
But the church bells are run by the Catholic church, not the people or the local authorities. And most French church bells are hooked up to carillons, not just swinging like that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
[S] #GoodbyeLoser pic.twitter.com/sXOdCBUSHk
— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) November 6, 2020
Delicious schadenfreude piping hot right here! https://t.co/xFNhS1I3rP
— 🆘Rev Magdalen |This is fascism and I reject it. (@revmagdalen) November 7, 2020
We all knew this is where it was headed:
Honestly we should have seen this coming but it is truly hilarious. Just 😘 pic.twitter.com/L8SaTyHWKd
— jess mcintosh (@jess_mc) November 7, 2020
She first asked, “Is your name Kunz?”
“No.”
“Is your name Heinz?”
“No.”
“Is your name perhaps Trumpelstiltskin?”
“The devil told you that! The devil told you that!” shouted the little man, and with anger he stomped his right foot so hard into the ground that he fell in up to his waist. Then with both hands he took hold of his left foot and ripped himself up the middle in two.
re: #74 🌹UOJB!
Guy Fawkes Day came late this year!
Uh, Biden’s a Catholic. Guy Fawkes day is the day we celebrate the torture to death of a Catholic (and if you think it was only one you’re an idiot).
re: #37 Nyet
Somebody, report this to the Secret Service?
You can cross out Biden and replace it with Trump, and it will still be true.
re: #96 Decatur Deb
Build his library on the banks of the Rio grande. There’s a lot of cheap scrap metal at hand.
Miami. It’ll be underwater in no time flat.
re: #119 Targetpractice
We all knew this is where it was headed:
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LOL someone here got the Scanners headsplosion gif? Because that’s what’s gonna happen once that conspiracy gets going into circulation.
While you’re celebrating don’t forget to force someone to say “Happy holidays!”
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) November 7, 2020
re: #45 Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson
@Green_Footballs
The Trump Presidential Library will consist of inkjet printouts of Breitbart and VDARE posts, Ben Garrison cartoons, and weather maps marked up with a Sharpie..
And folders full of documents that have been torn to pieces by Trump and then taped back together by the White House archivists.
re: #43 Targetpractice
By the way, look forward to those words from your MAGAt family/friends at the Thanksgiving table this year: “Legal votes.” The same assholes who, for the last four years, have declared that any suggestion that Russia was involved in throwing the 2016 election to Donny was an “excuse” will now insist that if you only count the “legal votes,” then Donny wins in a landslide.
and only they know which votes are “legal”
re: #126 stpaulbear
Yes. Especially the ripped up documents.
Another cheap suit falls apart.
Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich, a Republican, determined on Thursday that after an investigation, there was nothing to claims that the use of the markers invalidated any ballots.
“Based on correspondence and conversations with Maricopa County officials, we are now confident that the use of Sharpie markers did not result in disenfranchisement for Arizona voters. We appreciate the county’s prompt insight and assurances to address public concerns,” Brnovich tweeted.
As the group began to march down Lake Street, many began to dance in joy. A pair of women carrying “I’m With Her” signs dating back to the 2016 campaign were seen wiping tears. They declined to speak to a reporter, citing “nerves.” “I’m so scared,” one of the women said. “I’m so scared that Trump is going to steal it back. … I don’t want to jinx it.”
No, I’m not crying, you’re crying.
Feelings. pic.twitter.com/EWcXhiEfQu
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 7, 2020
re: #118 jaunte
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It’s OK to be hated when you’re the person in charge and wield power over others. Not so much when you’re on your way out.
CNN reporter was just comparing the celebrations to what we saw when Osama Bin Laden was killed.
re: #131 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
No, I’m not crying, you’re crying.
wasn’t today supposed to be nationwide Stop The Steal rallies or something?
re: #132 Charles Johnson
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“Is there nothing you can do to change this, Vlad?”
“Nyet. Your last check bounced.”
re: #137 Targetpractice
“Is there nothing you can do to change this, Vlad?”
“Nyet. Your last check bounced.”
Mine didn’t. //
re: #136 Sir John Barron
wasn’t today supposed to be nationwide Stop The Steal rallies or something?
The Trump supporters are all working. // Ben Shapiro prolly.
re: #137 Targetpractice
“Is there nothing you can do to change this, Vlad?”
“Nyet. Your last check bounced.”
“And because your last check bounced, Trump Tower is now mine.”
re: #88 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
Michelle Malkin? Bahahahaha.
Yeah, it sucks to be an aging female in right wing loony land when being young and hot was all part of your Sonderkommando schtick.
Queens Daily Eagle: “A 74-year-old Jamaica Estates developer has less than three months left at his current address after Americans overwhelmingly voted him out of the White House, the AP projected Saturday.”
re: #111 Barefoot Grin
Hard to see how Brad Parscale writes a meaningful “tell-all” without implicating himself in multiple crimes.
Also hard to see who would want to buy it. Can’t imagine anyone sane giving a shit what he has to say and the trumpsters think he betrayed their guy and/or don’t read. And the RNC gang isn’t going to bulk buy any of his tomes, so who does that leave?
You compared Trump to Stage 4 cancer, and a plane flying into a mountain.
Then you said, “take Trump seriously, not literally.”
Because Salem Media wouldn’t let you tell the truth.#TrumpShill— Hal Perry (@halperry) November 7, 2020
re: #144 BeachDem
Also hard to see who would want to buy it. Can’t imagine anyone sane giving a shit what he has to say and the trumpsters think he betrayed their guy and/or don’t read. And the RNC gang isn’t going to bulk buy any of his tomes, so who does that leave?
Brad’s mom says he’s cool.
re: #119 Targetpractice
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Honestly we should have seen this coming but it is truly hilarious. Just 😘 pic.twitter.com/L8SaTyHWKd
— jess mcintosh (@jess_mc) November 7, 2020
So, they’ve found us out. Who cares! Too little, too late. Well done, everyone. Lord Soros has decreed record high Heathen Solstice (“Christmas”) bonuses for all. Watch the mail now that there is no point in slowing it down.
New Yorker / Susan Glasser
“For four years—and, really, for his whole life—Trump had managed to avoid this moment…. a decisive, declarative, inarguable result…
you can’t lie your way out of this
you can’t buy your way out of this
you can’t litigate your way out of this
all you can do is live with it for the rest of your life
and it’s likely not the worst thing that’s gonna happen after January.
you never, ever, should have run
1) The AOC wing will not be happy with this list.
2) Rice is terrible and Garcetti is connected with a growing sexual harassment scandal. https://t.co/WLWPhWwIMl— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) November 7, 2020
re: #136 Sir John Barron
wasn’t today supposed to be nationwide Stop The Steal rallies or something?
They’re happening, but they seem to have lost the front page.
re: #145 thecommodore
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Hugh Hewitt has pivoted to Lets Review All MAGA POtUS Great Accomplishments part of Acceptance.
re: #149 thecommodore
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1) The AOC wing will not be happy with this list.
2) Rice is terrible and Garcetti is connected with a growing sexual harassment scandal. https://t.co/WLWPhWwIMl— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) November 7, 2020
Tom Udall will be water on a parched desert at Interior. Also like Whitman, Grisham and, of course, Jones.
re: #146 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
Brad’s mom says he’s cool.
But I don’t think his wife is a big fan these days.
WTFITSICE…
Qanon was a democratic strategy to keep many conservatives complacent in “trusting the plan” while the left continued their evil corruption.
— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) November 7, 2020
All the feels. https://t.co/vCAGMfrNXw
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 7, 2020
The calls for Biden to bridge to Trumpers and not do any investigations are already coming. I will have smoke for that shit. But not today.
Today is dancing, crying, memes. And I’m putting on my finest Petty Gloat.
re: #155 Charles Johnson
That is one of the better pictures of DT. You really see the man for what he is.
re: #152 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo
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Tom Udall will be water on a parched desert at Interior. Also like Whitman, Grisham and, of course, Jones.
I’d like Pete to have a more prominent role than VA Secretary. I’ve calls for him to be Chief of Staff, maybe even Press Secretary. He is an outstanding communicator.
The MSNBC Election Night theme is no longer triggering.
tRuSt tHe pLaN! pic.twitter.com/n9PpESrDmC
— aagcobb (@aagcobb1) November 7, 2020
re: #159 thecommodore
For both Pete and Joe, their own goals are probably best served by them not being too bound to each other’s daily agenda.
Pete still has a future, and VA post gives him visibility without having to worry about any scandal (other than at the VA) or issue in the administration.
And for Biden, the better spoken Pete won’t outshine him if Pete is in an office that only gets attention when there are VA scandals.
re: #154 Teukka
WTFITSICE…
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Or…making you think Qnon was a Democrat strategy is the strategy?
Meg Whitman would be a big problem. That list has been floated a few times tho, and I’m pretty sure it’s Republican ratfucking.
Santa Monica Blvd is one big street party. Literal dancing in the streets pic.twitter.com/7kJR31QAKS
— Julia Wick (@sherlyholmes) November 7, 2020
re: #154 Teukka
WTFITSICE…
Qanon was a democratic strategy to keep many conservatives complacent in “trusting the plan” while the left continued their evil corruption.
— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) November 7, 2020
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You know, if we had 2 billion dollars to spend to make Republicans look like complete, batshit, deranged morons, we could not have done better than Q-ANON.
re: #156 BigPapa
The calls for Biden to bridge to Trumpers and not do any investigations are already coming. I will have smoke for that shit. But not today.
Today is dancing, crying, memes. And I’m putting on my finest Petty Gloat.
going to the junction?
re: #165 NetworkKed
Meg Whitman would be a big problem. That list has been floated a few times tho, and I’m pretty sure it’s Republican ratfucking.
Yeah, I’m agreeing with that.
re: #159 thecommodore
I’d like Pete to have a more prominent role than VA Secretary. I’ve calls for him to be Chief of Staff, maybe even Press Secretary. He is an outstanding communicator.
He’d be a great choice as Press Secretary.
OOPS
I can’t believe it, but it turns out I actually underestimated the amount of pleasure I would take *just* in observing Donald Trump’s very real anguish at having 80 million people join his dad in rejecting him
— Danielle Blake (@abradacabla) November 7, 2020
re: #168 dangerman
Still bathing in the water tower.
re: #164 Sir John Barron
Or…making you think Qnon was a Democrat strategy is the strategy?
If Q was a Democrat diversion tactic, I’ll take the blame credit.
The manbaby has to be let down slowly.
Words fail me https://t.co/SOAsk4DtNu
— Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman) November 7, 2020
re: #170 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo
He’d be a great choice as Press Secretary.
They could continue to let SMOTI and OANN into briefings just so Pete could have fun batting them around.
re: #152 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo
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Tom Udall will be water on a parched desert at Interior. Also like Whitman, Grisham and, of course, Jones.
DOJ desperately needs someone experienced in going after organized crime. Anyone in mind?
re: #177 Florida Panhandler
I am sure Kamala can come up with a few names for the post.
NO FUCKING WAY
Ford pardons Nixon & the corrupt human detritus of the Nixon administration just migrates to the Reagan/Bush/Bush/Trump administrations. EVERYONE with the taint of Trump on them needs to be held accountable. If it’s about healing, then we need to expel the poison https://t.co/FCMTpB8wRR— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) November 7, 2020
re: #174 NO SMOCKING GUN!
The manbaby has to be let down slowly.
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Yeah, let me save Ari some time: Donny’s never going to concede and we don’t need him to do so in order to kick his sorry ass out the WH gate. He’s not a toddler that needs to be let down easy, he’s a grown man who needs to suck it up and admit he lost. If he can’t do that without being coddled, then it was a mistake to put him in the job in the first place.
re: #167 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo
You know, if we had 2 billion dollars to spend to make Republicans look like complete, batshit, deranged morons, we could not have done better than Q-ANON.
Were about five hours from being told that The Plan was always to have DJT lose in ‘20, only to be re-elected in ‘24, at which time the arrests will commence and the Great Q Truth revealed.
re: #174 NO SMOCKING GUN!
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well he is a sad little man. he needs special treatment.
not like regular people such as Carter, Bush, ClintonH and countless others who had no trouble conceding without extra time or guidance.
he could hire someone to do I for him.
re: #155 Charles Johnson
Oof. You can see it on his face. He lost, and he knows it.
All his life, he’s craved acceptance; from his parents, the crowd at Studio 54, New York high society. And the only acceptance he ever got was from people he privately despised, people he views as rubes, suckers, fools.
He’s always tried to present himself as a winner. But now, he’ll be remembered as a failed, one-term President, an incompetent and vainglorious boob whose callous disregard for everyone but himself and his image led to the unnecessary deaths of a quarter million Americans - and counting. And there’s a good chance he’ll face a reckoning at the hands of the Attorney General of New York state.
Running for President may well have started off as one of Trump’s typically hare-brained publicity stunts. And that stunt has now ended in abysmal and humiliating failure; running for President was quite possibly the biggest mistake of Donald Trump’s life.
And that’s the obituary of the Trump Administration.
Trump and His Pathetic Allies Are Yelling About Stealing the Pennsylvania Election or Getting a ‘Do-Over’
These people are enemies of democracy. If it’s necessary to retain power, they’ll get rid of it. By Jack Holmes, Esquire Politics
To be clear: the president telegraphed that he would invent widespread issues of voter fraud if he lost, and he is now doing exactly that. The Fox News Channel, with which he has enjoyed a Symbiosis of Stupid for his entire presidency, has snapped into action to spread the delusional conspiracies about cities where Black Americans live stealing the election. They’ve been joined by some of the president’s most pathetic allies, who in fairness only narrowly beat out the many, many Republicans who are watching this in silence. They would apparently prefer the president orchestrate his election theft with a little more gravitas—you know, like they did it in 2000.
But again, the president was too dumb and lazy to even get his legal team in proper place before he tried all this, so now he’s reduced to just spewing enough crap into the body politic that it goes into some sort of septic shock. Because he is a completely broken person, the president would have no regrets at all about kicking off enough street violence to disrupt the process of his ass getting evicted from the White House. His allies are on board, and no one should forget. These are some of the absolute worst people the United States of America has produced. They should get the Sarah Huckabee Sanders treatment every time they visit a restaurant for the rest of their lives. They have declared war on American democracy itself, and that is not forgivable in this lifetime.
— Black Dem Savage ⚖ (@Ldy_Shay) November 7, 2020
re: #177 Florida Panhandler
DOJ desperately needs someone experienced in going after organized crime. Anyone in mind?
It starts with Sally and ends with Yates.
The Supreme Court’s ruling was to keep the votes separate, not leave them uncounted. The numbers weren’t enough to change the results anyway.
Of course, you already knew that.
It is the voters of Pennsylvania who determine the state’s results.
Which they did, you asshat. pic.twitter.com/9gsGaRH9ab— Arch (@Arch_LGF) November 7, 2020
Awesome pic.twitter.com/qcmWrQIrLX
— #GOOD TROUBLE #👤👩👨⚕️ 🎥📺 (@medon1165) November 7, 2020
re: #177 Florida Panhandler
DOJ desperately needs someone experienced in going after organized crime. Anyone in mind?
Not Mueller.
re: #13 BigPapa
Oh shit, guys… where will Trump’s presidential library be? They’re going to need a lot of security and maintenance.
I wonder if he’ll even get one… I’m sure he will want to build one (and find a way to overcharge the government for it). Of course, since he and his adult children are legally barred from running non-profit organizations, it might be complicated.
My guess? He will try and do it at a Trump property and look for a way to get the national archives to pay for it
Pete as Press Sec would be amazing but it’s almost a job beneath him. Sorta like AG was sorta a sideways move for Kamala.
One thing is for sure: the Trump sycophants are going to get cleaned out, especially Barr and DeVos, on Day 1. I can assure you that many die hards stayed in their departments and kept stuff. Now they won’t have to worry about retribution. It’s going to take a few years to weed through the criminality and damage.
The Trump taint should follow around all them. Don’t hire them.
re: #177 Florida Panhandler
DOJ desperately needs someone experienced in going after organized crime. Anyone in mind?
I’m thinking Preet Bharara: maybe not for AG - that needs more of an administrator/ coordinator type IMO, and I think Doug Jones would be fine - but Preet is an aggressive prosecutor: I hope the Biden Admin* can find a place for him.
*feels so good to type this without having to add qualifiers or conditionals!
re: #161 BeachDem
Not Meg Whitman, please dog. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
That would be a real “what the fuck?” pick. There should be no Republicans in Biden’s cabinet.
Mr #PresidentElect - your victory is a victory for integrity, compassion, honesty and decency. And it makes this American proud to see those values make their way back to the Oval Office after a lengthy and notable absence.#BidenHarris2020 #PresidentBiden2020 pic.twitter.com/SEmUzgLwAJ
— Arch (@Arch_LGF) November 7, 2020
re: #177 Florida Panhandler
DOJ desperately needs someone experienced in going after organized crime. Anyone in mind?
Adam Schiff. He has experience prosecuting spies. and he did a hell of a job on the impeachment. I don’t know if he would leave Congress though.
re: #198 EPR-radar
That would be a real “what the fuck?” pick. There should be no Republicans in Biden’s cabinet.
I don’t disagree but I’m gonna say this one more time even though it’ll never happen.
tap 2-3 Rs from the Senate for the cabinet.
get em confirmed because mitch would never not confirm an R.
Senate flips.
then fire ‘em
pleasure of the president
thems the rules.
and then fuck mitch
re: #202 Dread Pirate Ron
Has he thought about going away right now?
re: #174 NO SMOCKING GUN!
The manbaby has to be let down slowly.
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Uhm. Fuck his feelings?
Here’s the thing about “reach out to Trump supporters” rhetoric. I’m not seeing any Trump supporters expressing a desire for that kind of reconciliation, and in the absence of that, what the hell purpose is there in fantasizing about it?
— Angus Johnston (@studentactivism) November 7, 2020
“Stop the steal” rally in Salem, Oregon pic.twitter.com/bT3vZVl66Y
— Sergio Olmos (@MrOlmos) November 7, 2020
There’s a thread.
re: #198 EPR-radar
That would be a real “what the fuck?” pick. There should be no Republicans in Biden’s cabinet.
If they need a bone, find a sane Republican doc for Surgeon General under HHS. He’ll be busy.
re: #194 KGxvi
I wonder if he’ll even get one… I’m sure he will want to build one (and find a way to overcharge the government for it). Of course, since he and his adult children are legally barred from running non-profit organizations, it might be complicated.
My guess? He will try and do it at a Trump property and look for a way to get the national archives to pay for it
Naw it will be a grift. They will solicit donations, and since Trump is a great builder, the money will all go to the Trump Organization to “build” the library, which will never get built. But they will keep the grift going as long as they can.
We have reached the point of sheer desperation.
Abe’s sources inside @realdonaldtrump’s White House hear that he, Cabinet members and @teamtrump are going to pressure Electors to switch their votes from @joebiden.
Not on our watch. 🏴☠️— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) November 7, 2020
I can see I’m gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of this graphic…
By all means, snowflake, cry more. pic.twitter.com/F42KZLlqkN
— Arch (@Arch_LGF) November 7, 2020
re: #174 NO SMOCKING GUN!
The manbaby has to be let down slowly.
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The president* who spent 8 hrs a day on Twitter insulting people and turning his rabid followers lose on people has to have us manage his gentle feelings and let him down easy.
If at any time in the last four years you’ve referred to it as the “Russia hoax” and declared anybody who believed in it was just making excuses for Hillary losing in a “landslide,” then you can feel free to STFU about “stolen elections” for the next 4 years.
re: #198 EPR-radar
That would be a real “what the fuck?” pick. There should be no Republicans in Biden’s cabinet.
Biden is a guy who will definitely want a Republican in his Cabinet, if he can find one.
From previous thread:
re: #263 🌹UOJB!
Time for Mr. Relaxation to sing!
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Counterpoint:
(This is Ice Cube’s official video for “It Was a Good Day”. Under private, because of a one NSFW section.)
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
re: #212 (((Archangel1)))
I can see I’m gonna be getting a lot of mileage out of this graphic…
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prove it.
if true,
wow. you’re made for 26 lifetimes.
Stolen election. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) November 7, 2020
The shit would hit the fucking fan if enough electors went faithless to give Trump the Presidency.
re: #207 Ace-o-aces
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I’m willing to bet most of those suggesting you reach out to your “friends” who voted for Trump…are really voicing their own desire for their friends to ignore that they voted for Trump.
Denial, not just a river in Egypt. Why do you think it’s not over, has Q dropped some super secret information that none of us know about?
— Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness the Charlie Lama (@teleskiguy) November 7, 2020
The election was fair and free, Biden won the popular vote by millions and the electoral college. You’re being a sore loser, but that’s to be expected from a QBot Agolf Twitler fluffer like yourself. Keep crying, snowflake.
— Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness the Charlie Lama (@teleskiguy) November 7, 2020
re: #219 Eclectic Cyborg
The shit would hit the fucking fan if enough electors went faithless to give Trump the Presidency.
Or if pigs fly.
re: #211 makeitstop
We have reached the point of sheer desperation.
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And you can bet the “Stolen election!!!111” crowd would be totally cool with this lawless coup.
“Right, I’ll be over here, vomiting…”https://t.co/kqlf5xrIzk
— Arch (@Arch_LGF) November 7, 2020
re: #211 makeitstop
We have reached the point of sheer desperation.
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There will be many Biden electors who recognize that the nation cannot spare our favorite President, Donald Trump. Buhleeve me!
I’ll look for a Trumpist to elbow-bump when the last kid is out of the last ICE concentration camp and reunited with her parents.
So while MAGAts are screaming about how the votes all need to be counted, certified, and the court cases settled, the WH is talking about getting electors to flip to Trump.
Why would you need to flip electors if you still think the electoral results are in doubt?
re: #219 Eclectic Cyborg
The shit would hit the fucking fan if enough electors went faithless to give Trump the Presidency.
He would need to convince as many as two or three DOZEN Democratic operatives who have been appointed electors to switch their votes. Good fucking luck with that. More likely, there’s going to be some faithless Republican electors
re: #226 NO SMOCKING GUN!
There will be many Biden electors who recognize that the nation cannot spare our favorite President, Donald Trump. Buhleeve me!
If they’re actually contemplating this, it tells me they’ve realized their “legal strategy” 🤣 is dead in the water and going nowhere fast.
This ridiculous scheme is all they’ve got left.
And with that, good night, Lizards and stay healthy.
re: #219 Eclectic Cyborg
The shit would hit the fucking fan if enough electors went faithless to give Trump the Presidency.
Not a chance in hell that a single Biden elector will vote for Trump. I would not be surprised if some Trump electors vote for someone else though.
re: #226 NO SMOCKING GUN!
There will be many Biden electors who recognize that the nation cannot spare our favorite President, Donald Trump. Buhleeve me!
And Team Trump would have to “persuade” how many electors to sway the election back in his favor? 40? More?
And presumably they would have to “persuade” electors from states where they wouldn’t risk going to jail over switching their votes?
Yeah, real practical plan….
re: #215 NO SMOCKING GUN!
Biden is a guy who will definitely want a Republican in his Cabinet, if he can find one.
No. Just no. The Republican Party of Biden’s younger days is gone, never to return.
Any GOP cabinet member would be a GOP ratfucker with too much knowledge of what’s going on in the Biden administration.
I don’t expect Biden to tell the truth about the GOP (e.g., it is a reactionary death cult with absolute contempt for democracy), but he can’t give them any real concessions.
re: #231 NO SMOCKING GUN!
I can picture a few Trump electors writing in Reagan instead.
The faithless elector strategy only works if the presumptive winner is in the 270-273 range. And even then… these people are chosen by the state parties. The likelihood of enough electors in any situation intentionally flipping the election or sending it to the House are nil
What really happened.
Even cats hate Trump#NationalCatDay pic.twitter.com/Rn4duNjeRJ
— José (@yoruguaenusa) October 29, 2020
re: #228 Targetpractice
So while MAGAts are screaming about how the votes all need to be counted, certified, and the court cases settled, the WH is talking about getting electors to flip to Trump.
Why would you need to flip electors if you still think the electoral results are in doubt?
Its just happy talk to placate the tantruming manbaby that its not over yet.
re: #218 dangerman
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if true,
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Cry more.
Facebook’s label on Trump’s post today. pic.twitter.com/RfUIMU51m3
— Donie O’Sullivan (@donie) November 7, 2020
re: #233 EPR-radar
No. Just no. The Republican Party of Biden’s younger days is gone, never to return.
Any GOP cabinet member would be a GOP ratfucker with too much knowledge of what’s going on in the Biden administration.
I don’t expect Biden to tell the truth about the GOP (e.g., it is a reactionary death cult with absolute contempt for democracy), but he can’t give them any real concessions.
Eh, a Republican in the cabinet wouldn’t be the end of the world. Especially if it’s not one of the big seats (state, ag, treasury, defense, DHS (assuming we don’t disband it)). Giving a never trump Republican commerce or transportation isn’t the end of the world… plus it likely destroys any chance that person would have of running in 2024
re: #236 KGxvi
The faithless elector strategy only works if the presumptive winner is in the 270-273 range. And even then… these people are chosen by the state parties. The likelihood of enough electors in any situation intentionally flipping the election or sending it to the House are nil
If the EV margin had been close enough for faithless electors to make a difference, and then it actually happened, it would have been a complete disaster.
re: #238 NO SMOCKING GUN!
Its just happy talk to placate the tantruming manbaby that its not over yet.
Just found myself realizing that all this is about continuing to milk the rubes. The moment the WH acknowledges reality, then the grifting comes to an end. So instead, we’re going to get at least another few days of fruitless attempts to challenge votes in the courts, followed by wild-eyed rumors of “plans” like faithless electors saving Donny’s ass.
re: #234 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
Ugh. She’s pretty, but still, no.
I don’t even really think she’s that good looking, TBH.
Not my type.
re: #241 KGxvi
Eh, a Republican in the cabinet wouldn’t be the end of the world. Especially if it’s not one of the big seats (state, ag, treasury, defense, DHS (assuming we don’t disband it)). Giving a never trump Republican commerce or transportation isn’t the end of the world… plus it likely destroys any chance that person would have of running in 2024
Stick a Republican at the head of DHS, then do away with it.
re: #242 EPR-radar
If the EV margin had been close enough for faithless electors to make a difference, and then it actually happened, it would have been a complete disaster.
Wasn’t there a Kevin Costner movie back in the mid-aughts about a tied presidential election and everyone courting one elector to determine the election?
Saw on MSNBC some kids from my alma mater, Johns Hopkins, drove down from Baltimore to celebrate in D.C. People are so happy!
re: #149 thecommodore
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That list is coming from Tiger Beat On The Potomac.
I doubt very much Whitman and Garcetti are going to be considered for anything. Garcetti does have some baggage going on with gentrification, police and harassment suits.
Some of the people who wanted the most for Donald Trump to be reelected just had their lives saved because he was not and they don’t even know it.
— JRehling (@JRehling) November 7, 2020
re: #247 NO SMOCKING GUN!
Saw on MSNBC some kids from my alma mater, Johns Hopkins, drove down from Baltimore to celebrate in D.C. People are so happy!
11/7/2020 is the turning point in this dismal year. WE WON! We beat the evil empire!
re: #245 wrenchwench
Stick a Republican at the head of DHS, then do away with it.
Preferably Susan Collins.
re: #230 Dr Lizardo
If they’re actually contemplating this, it tells me they’ve realized their “legal strategy” 🤣 is dead in the water and going nowhere fast.
This ridiculous scheme is all they’ve got left.
And with that, good night, Lizards and stay healthy.
but, but tremendous legal proceedings!
re: #243 Targetpractice
Just found myself realizing that all this is about continuing to milk the rubes. The moment the WH acknowledges reality, then the grifting comes to an end. So instead, we’re going to get at least another few days of fruitless attempts to challenge votes in the courts, followed by wild-eyed rumors of “plans” like faithless electors saving Donny’s ass.
Bingo! Everything Trump does is a grift, even his presidency.
re: #241 KGxvi
The Republican Party is now known as the White Power Party now that Trump’s grotesque pandering to them made them comfortable enough to drop any masks that remained.
The issue is now, how do you shame people that feel no shame for White Supremacism? I’ve known these people all my life. They are my family. They are my past friends from school. They feel nothing but what they see on Fox News. To them, not caring about anyone or anything but themselves comes as naturally as breathing. This is the hard issue a Biden Administration will have to overcome.
re: #250 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
11/7/2020 is the turning point in this dismal year. WE WON! We beat the evil empire!
Unfortunately, it’s sort of like the end of RotJ: We celebrate today across the globe, but while the Emperor is gone, the Empire remains and we have to deal with it for at least another 2 months.
re: #257 Targetpractice
Unfortunately, it’s sort of like the end of RotJ: We celebrate today across the globe, but while the Emperor is gone, the Empire remains and we have to deal with it for at least another 2 months.
I understand and I agree, but tonight we’re partying on Endor.
re: #248 🌹UOJB!
That list is coming from Tiger Beat On The Potomac.
I doubt very much Whitman and Garcetti are going to be considered for anything. Garcetti does have some baggage going on with gentrification, police and harassment suits.
As a general rule, if someone is currently holding office and they get a presidential appointment and nobody is upset that they’ll be leaving their current job, that’s probably bad.
Pretty sure that’s how most of LA would feel about Garcetti leaving for DC… [insert Willy wonka gif here]
re: #246 KGxvi
Wasn’t there a Kevin Costner movie back in the mid-aughts about a tied presidential election and everyone courting one elector to determine the election?
Yep. It was called “Swing Vote”
re: #253 Sir John Barron
but, but tremendous legal proceedings!
It’s lawyers all the way down.
No offense intended…
re: #241 KGxvi
Eh, a Republican in the cabinet wouldn’t be the end of the world. Especially if it’s not one of the big seats (state, ag, treasury, defense, DHS (assuming we don’t disband it)). Giving a never trump Republican commerce or transportation isn’t the end of the world… plus it likely destroys any chance that person would have of running in 2024
Tit for tat. There were no Democrats in Trump’s ‘cabinet’ and I don’t recall any under W Bush either. I’m tired of this business where Democrats include Republican when Ds are in power and Republicans don’t include Democrats when Rs are in power.
The media and the electorate are mostly very stupid, and such things help create a perception in the feeble-minded that Republicans are the sole legitimate party. See also the FBI director always being a Republican.
re: #233 EPR-radar
No. Just no. The Republican Party of Biden’s younger days is gone, never to return.
Any GOP cabinet member would be a GOP ratfucker with too much knowledge of what’s going on in the Biden administration.
I don’t expect Biden to tell the truth about the GOP (e.g., it is a reactionary death cult with absolute contempt for democracy), but he can’t give them any real concessions.
He’s got to interview and vet all of his candidates. I don’t think Biden is the kind who’s going to compromise his departmental missions just to have someone with an R next to their name. He may find an R who wants to be a part of his mission, but the mission will come first.
re: #257 Targetpractice
Unfortunately, it’s sort of like the end of RotJ: We celebrate today across the globe, but while the Emperor is gone, the Empire remains and we have to deal with it for at least another
2 monthsthousand years.
None of us will ever see the day when man will not be wolf to man.
But it will come.
re: #255 Florida Panhandler
The Republican Party is now known as the White Power Party now that Trump’s grotesque pandering to them made them comfortable enough to drop and masks that remained.
The issue is now, how do you shame people that feel no shame for White Supremacism? I’ve known these people all my life. They are my family. They are my past friends from school. They feel nothing but what they see on Fox News. To them, not caring about anyone or anything but themselves comes as naturally as breathing. This is the hard issue a Biden Administration will have to overcome.
Oh, I see it in my family too. I don’t know what it will take for the scales to fall from the eyes. But hopefully the basic decency of Biden will be enough to move things in the right direction
I think I’m getting hooked on Trump losing. Can we repeat it? ////
re: #262 EPR-radar
Tit for tat. There were no Democrats in Trump’s ‘cabinet’ and I don’t recall any under W Bush either. I’m tired of this business where Democrats include Republican when Ds are in power and Republicans don’t include Democrats when Rs are in power.
The media and the electorate are mostly very stupid, and such things help create a perception in the feeble-minded that Republicans are the sole legitimate party. See also the FBI director always being a Republican.
Our ‘liberal’ media never thinks a Dem administration is legitimate, so it must be staffed with as many GOP as possible.
re: #263 stpaulbear
He’s got to interview and vet all of his candidates. I don’t think Biden is the kind who’s going to compromise his departmental missions just to have someone with an R next to their name. He may find an R who wants to be a part of his mission, but the mission will come first.
We forget, Biden is a veteran of the Obama administration. President Obama knew that no matter what he did, the Republicans would not be happy with him - so fuck them, pick the right person for the job. I imagine Biden will produce a strong and competent Cabinet portfolio.
re: #262 EPR-radar
Tit for tat. There were no Democrats in Trump’s ‘cabinet’ and I don’t recall any under W Bush either. I’m tired of this business where Democrats include Republican when Ds are in power and Republicans don’t include Democrats when Rs are in power.
The media and the electorate are mostly very stupid, and such things help create a perception in the feeble-minded that Republicans are the sole legitimate party. See also the FBI director always being a Republican.
there was a Dem in George W administration. Transportation Dep.I think, I forget the guys name.
So I was out celebrating today and this big guy came up to me. Real tough looking guy with tears in his eyes and he said “Sir, sir! Did you hear Biden won the election?”
/
hi
So I’ve been out for a while, did anything interesting in the country happen while I was out?
Thank you. Sorry about the last few years.
Someone slipped us the bad Acid.— And The Wind Cries: “I WON! STOP THE VOTING!” (@DaveoutofAustin) November 7, 2020
re: #272 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
hi
So I’ve been out for a while, did anything interesting in the country happen while I was out?
Nope, been a pretty boring day.
BREAKING VIDEO: A Puerto Rican native outside of the White House throws paper towels over the fence. pic.twitter.com/GXZ3GpmvDj
— Anoncat ☭☂️🏴 ➐ (@anoncatanoncat) November 7, 2020
re: #272 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
hi
So I’ve been out for a while, did anything interesting in the country happen while I was out?
no, why
re: #272 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
hi
So I’ve been out for a while, did anything interesting in the country happen while I was out?
V-A Day
LMAO!
The fucker couldn’t get back to the White House until they cleared the street!
Trump’s return to White House from golf course was delayed as celebrators were cleared from the packed streets: CNN
Trump’s motorcade gets a warm welcome as they return to the White House pic.twitter.com/sipr7iHN2s
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) November 7, 2020
re: #270 Sir John Barron
there was a Dem in George W administration. Transportation Dep.I think, I forget the guys name.
Norman Mineta.
re: #272 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
hi
So I’ve been out for a while, did anything interesting in the country happen while I was out?
The McRib is back.
re: #266 Nyet
I think I’m getting hooked on Trump losing. Can we repeat it? ////
Hey, he might run again in 2024.
//
Bells are ringing in Paris, France.
The world celebrates with us.
From Aliaèna pic.twitter.com/jV8eCNdWjT— HawaiiDelilah™ (@HawaiiDelilah) November 7, 2020
re: #262 EPR-radar
Tit for tat. There were no Democrats in Trump’s ‘cabinet’ and I don’t recall any under W Bush either. I’m tired of this business where Democrats include Republican when Ds are in power and Republicans don’t include Democrats when Rs are in power.
The media and the electorate are mostly very stupid, and such things help create a perception in the feeble-minded that Republicans are the sole legitimate party. See also the FBI director always being a Republican.
W had Norman Mineta at Transportation for the first six years. I think that was the only Dem in his two years.
At the end of the day, I think it comes down to who the nominee is. Like we aren’t going to have Gohmert as AG or Rubio at State
We wait with bated breath for the return of JFK Jr. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Still no update from Q, by the way. Hasn’t posted since very early morning on Election Day.
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) November 7, 2020
It’s going to be an ugly night in the WH. Melania prolly needs to leave and Hope Hicks better get a bigger bottle of Jergins. https://t.co/ge6KHz49ws
— And The Wind Cries: “I WON! STOP THE VOTING!” (@DaveoutofAustin) November 7, 2020
I expect a Republican or two to get a cabinet or cabinet level post. I’m not gonna lose sleep over it if it’s at a department that isn’t really ideological. Let’s flip the Georgia Senate races. That’ll give Biden a more liberal cabinet.
re: #285 KGxvi
W had Norman Mineta at Transportation for the first six years. I think that was the only Dem in his two years.
At the end of the day, I think it comes down to who the nominee is. Like we aren’t going to have Gohmert as AG or Rubio at State
Exactly. I don’t get freaking out over this.
re: #143 makeitstop
So…when do the indictments start rolling out?
jan 20th, approximatedly 5 in the afternoon.
re: #266 Nyet
I think I’m getting hooked on Trump losing. Can we repeat it? ////
I’m sure that before he’s replaced he’ll pick another half dozen fights where he goes down in flames. He won’t learn.
re: #286 🌹UOJB!
We wait with bated breath for the return of JFK Jr. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I LOVE THIS! (@chasetwichell credit) pic.twitter.com/MviPJW1kgC
— Henri Cole (@ColeHenri) November 7, 2020
Breaking: Biden is announcing a COVID task force, which will be chaired by 3 scientists: former Surgeon General @vivek_murthy, former FDA Commissioner @DavidAKesslerMD and @Yale epidemiologist Dr. Marcella Nunez-Smith.https://t.co/HTh2nLYrso
— Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran) November 7, 2020
Your Biden-Harris Covid task force.
re: #286 🌹UOJB!
We wait with bated breath for the return of JFK Jr. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Wouldn’t be too surprised if the Philippines Government isn’t already filling out extradition papers to the US for that Q-guy with some extremely gross criminal charges expected.
re: #288 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
I expect a Republican or two to get a cabinet or cabinet level post. I’m not gonna lose sleep over it if it’s at a department that isn’t really ideological. Let’s flip the Georgia Senate races. That’ll give Biden a more liberal cabinet.
Let Joe handle it. This is what he does best. He’ll have some of them licking out of his hand before it’s over.
re: #291 steve_davis
jan 20th, approximatedly 5 in the afternoon.
Probably longer—the Biden folks proofread shit.
re: #215 NO SMOCKING GUN!
Biden is a guy who will definitely want a Republican in his Cabinet, if he can find one.
How about Lincoln Chafee? He’s been a Dem, a Repub and a Libertarian and is pretty liberal about most things. (Plus, he was the only public figure in Rhode Island to vigorously oppose an ill-fated deal in which the previous Governor committed an unsecured $75 million loan to a former baseball star, Curt Schilling; called the bogus game a failure and initiated a lawsuit to recover lost funds for Rhode Island taxpayers)
re: #270 Sir John Barron
there was a Dem in George W administration. Transportation Dep.I think, I forget the guys name.
Norm Mineta.
re: #297 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
The days of idiot guys from central casting with David Ryder-esque names are over.
re: #299 Dave In Austin
Let Joe handle it. This is what he does best. He’ll have some of them licking out of his hand before it’s over.
I trust Joe.
re: #298 Florida Panhandler
Wouldn’t be too surprised if the Philippines Government isn’t already filling out extradition papers to the US for that Q-guy with some extremely gross criminal charges expected.
Oh he does have such naughty stuff on his servers!
re: #278 🌹UOJB!
LMAO!
The fucker couldn’t get back to the White House until they cleared the street!
Trump’s return to White House from golf course was delayed as celebrators were cleared from the packed streets: CNN
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“run over all the protesters!!”
“sir, these are our protesters, our stop the steal protesters”
“Oh, OK, they’re not doing anything wrong “
re: #301 BeachDem
How about Lincoln Chafee? He’s been a Dem, a Repub and a Libertarian and is pretty liberal about most things. (Plus, he was the only public figure in Rhode Island to vigorously oppose an ill-fated deal in which the previous Governor committed an unsecured $75 million loan to a former baseball star, Curt Schilling; called the bogus game a failure and initiated a lawsuit to recover lost funds for Rhode Island taxpayers)
Wouldn’t be a bad idea.
re: #297 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
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Your Biden-Harris Covid task force.
They’ll get more done in a week than Trump’s did in nearly a year - Fauci notwithstanding.
I do expect Fauci to join in January.
re: #308 makeitstop
They’ll get more done in a week than Trump’s did in nearly a year - Fauci notwithstanding.
I do expect Fauci to join in January.
Or earlier, if Trump fires him.
re: #304 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
Yep, he’ll do great. And he has Obama on speed dial.
— Ron Tough (@ShoeHornOPlenty) November 7, 2020
re: #308 makeitstop
They’ll get more done in a week than Trump’s did in nearly a year - Fauci notwithstanding.
I do expect Fauci to join in January.
Probably, but it’s much harder to clean up a gigantic out of control mess than it is to stop it or minimize it before it gets that way. The old pandemic playbook is no good now. They need to come up with a whole new one.
By the way, what is going on in North Carolina? Neither the presidential or senate races have been called despite approximately a 95k vote difference at this point?
re: #308 makeitstop
They’ll get more done in a week than Trump’s did in nearly a year - Fauci notwithstanding.
I do expect Fauci to join in January.
Yeah Fauci should be on board. Don’t see why not. Biden’s gotta realize how effective the guy is.
re: #313 Jack Burton
Probably, but it’s much harder to clean up a gigantic out of control mess than it is to stop it or minimize it before it gets that way. The old pandemic playbook is no good now. They need to come up with a whole new one.
True of bugs and politicians.
re: #311 plansbandc
Yep, he’ll do great. And he has Obama on speed dial.
When HRC ran, one reason why my uncle was so sold on her was her relationship with two presidents.
Low energy:
America has called a lid on them https://t.co/WVwZVEV8IG
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 7, 2020
re: #308 makeitstop
They’ll get more done in a week than Trump’s did in nearly a year - Fauci notwithstanding.
I do expect Fauci to join in January.
I fear that if Joe named him now Trump would attempt to fire Dr. Fauci. But I got a feeling Dr. Fauci is feeling a bit better today!
re: #321 🌹UOJB!
He probably is feeling much better and happier.
re: #312 Targetpractice
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Alabama Dem friend speculating on Melania’s Christmas motif.
re: #265 KGxvi
Oh, I see it in my family too. I don’t know what it will take for the scales to fall from the eyes. But hopefully the basic decency of Biden will be enough to move things in the right direction
What it will take, for your families and all humans, is their removal from sources of right wing media. Only then can they deprogram.
re: #320 Targetpractice
Low energy:
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re: #314 KGxvi
By the way, what is going on in North Carolina? Neither the presidential or senate races have been called despite approximately a 95k vote difference at this point?
I’m not sure. Odd.
God damn, the moment this was called a sense of calm and relief washed over me. I know there will be a lot of howling and gnashing of teeth and there is a lot of work to do but after 4 long years it will be nice to not worry about what strange hell awaits each day.
re: #268 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
We forget, Biden is a veteran of the Obama administration. President Obama knew that no matter what he did, the Republicans would not be happy with him - so fuck them, pick the right person for the job. I imagine Biden will produce a strong and competent Cabinet portfolio.
And he had my local R rep, Ray Lahood, as sec of trans, and he was and is a good, decent man. His son is now my R rep, and I don’t like him as much as his father, but he has ducked most of the egregious sh*t. If Joe can find someone like Ray, I can live with that. If he can find someone that removes a thorn in the shoe, or puts the stink on someone for 2024, I can live with that, too.
Maybe, as said above, someone to head up and close down DHS, and close ICE. Put the marshmallow out on the end of the stick, so if the stick gets charred … oh, well!
re: #322 DodgerFan1988
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Mood.
I hadn’t had this image in mind, but its starting to make a lot of sense
re: #327 Sir John Barron
Hes huddling inside with his A+ legal teal ti devise tremendous legal proceedings
Yeah, ‘bout that…
Trump/GOP and their allies are now 0-9 in court. https://t.co/4ocQDkdOvc
— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) November 7, 2020
re: #329 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance
God damn, the moment this was called a sense of calm and relief washed over me. I know there will be a lot of howling and gnashing of teeth and there is a lot of work to do but after 4 long years it will be nice to not worry about what strange hell awaits each day.
Every day has been a roller coaster
THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2020
LOUD NOISES!
Dammit, I’m going to mark out for that ME remake, especially if they rewrite the ME3 ending. I don’t insist on living through it, but it needed to make the choices getting there matter in a cathartic way.
re: #293 Targetpractice
Wait, something important did happen today: Bioware finally announced the Mass Effect Legendary Edition:
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Well, I mean, it’s big news if you’re a gamer.
Interesting. Though for now I have Genshin Impact downloading so…
re: #329 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance
God damn, the moment this was called a sense of calm and relief washed over me. I know there will be a lot of howling and gnashing of teeth and there is a lot of work to do but after 4 long years it will be nice to not worry about what strange hell awaits each day.
I’m not going to be distressed until January 20. There’s still a whole lot of time for FFVCS to pull a President Clark move from Babylon 5.
re: #336 William Lewis
Interesting. Though for now I have Genshin Impact downloading so…
Me, I pre-ordered Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla for Mrs. Fish to play after it’s officially released next week.
re: #334 Eclectic Cyborg
So far almost everyone of DT’s post have contained a warning.
Posted by another Dem friend, an educator: “Y’all, this is the part of the story where the centaurs carry Betsy DeVos off into the Forbidden Forest.”
re: #325 Decatur Deb
Alabama Dem friend speculating on Melania’s Christmas motif.
Is she going to be in the White House at Christmastime? She could be speed dialing for a divorce lawyer right now! 😈
re: #337 Jack Burton
I’m not going to be distressed until January 20. There’s still a whole lot of time for FFVCS to pull a President Clark move from Babylon 5.
Technically, it would have to be Pence that pulls a Clark.
re: #332 Targetpractice
Yeah, ‘bout that…
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re: #336 William Lewis
Interesting. Though for now I have Genshin Impact downloading so…
Ah, that reminds me, need to get back to farming upgrade materials.
re: #207 Ace-o-aces
They want cheap grace, the kind they usually get from their pimps, in the streets and in the pews.
re: #334 Eclectic Cyborg
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Is this the cool, calm, collected response Dinesh was praising earlier?
So the observers weren’t allowed in and did not personally observe these “bad things.” Well Don, that would mean that the only thing we have to go on is your word, and…well…
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Llre: #353 Targetpractice
So the observers weren’t allowed in and did not personally observe these “bad things.” Well Don, that would mean that the only thing we have to go on is your word, and…well…
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Well they did observe bad things. They observed Trump’s presidency slip away. //
This. But also waiting for the concession speech is only as a courtesy, not an obstacle if the incumbent unreasonably delays to hang on to power despite a clear loss. And that’s an interesting assessment foreign capitals have apparently made.https://t.co/lsWVq3wQ35
— Pwn All The Things (@pwnallthethings) November 7, 2020
re: #353 Targetpractice
So the observers weren’t allowed in and did not personally observe these “bad things.” Well Don, that would mean that the only thing we have to go on is your word, and…well…
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They just “know” things
#BestEpisode_EVER pic.twitter.com/n7oJx9BrhE
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) November 7, 2020
re: #314 KGxvi
By the way, what is going on in North Carolina? Neither the presidential or senate races have been called despite approximately a 95k vote difference at this point?
I think there’s some issue with the state’s deadline for absentee ballots or something: NC allows several days for acceptable receipt, I think: and they don’t count them until then. Or something like that.
I flipped over to Fox News for a hot second to see what they were saying and the WH correspondent said something about the trump campaign believing there could be hundreds of thousands of illegal ballots in Pennsylvania… like what?
re: #356 dangerman
That’s an interesting point. One more factor that makes it less likely the GOP Supreme Court will try to keep Trump in office.
re: #362 KGxvi
I flipped over to Fox News for a hot second to see what they were saying and the WH correspondent said something about the trump campaign believing there could be hundreds of thousands of illegal ballots in Pennsylvania… like what?
The Trump campaign believes a whole lot of bulkshit. Doesn’t mean any of it’s true, or even plausible.
re: #362 KGxvi
I flipped over to Fox News for a hot second to see what they were saying and the WH correspondent said something about the trump campaign believing there could be hundreds of thousands of illegal ballots in Pennsylvania… like what?
Well, if the Trump campaign “believes” it….
Joe Biden didn’t beat Trump. It was grassroots resistance from anti-fascists, anarchists, abolitionists, and—above all—courageous members of targeted communities that stopped Trump.
Permit us to make our case in this thread—one small step towards a history of the Trump era. pic.twitter.com/rJngG7XniC— CrimethInc. (@crimethinc) November 7, 2020
re: #354 Eclectic Cyborg
Sling him to Russia!!
re: #361 🌹UOJB!
I love every wrenched moment of that film, I have the DVD. They talk about it frequently on Gilbert Gottfried’s podcast.
re: #362 KGxvi
I flipped over to Fox News for a hot second to see what they were saying and the WH correspondent said something about the trump campaign believing there could be hundreds of thousands of illegal ballots in Pennsylvania… like what?
Steiner’s imaginary army, I’m sure.
re: #325 Decatur Deb
Alabama Dem friend speculating on Melania’s Christmas motif.
Decorating her dacha?
re: #353 Targetpractice
So the observers weren’t allowed in and did not personally observe these “bad things.” Well Don, that would mean that the only thing we have to go on is your word, and…well…
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“some” observers were not allowed in.
they admitted to the judge that R observers were inside, uh, observing
re: #334 Eclectic Cyborg
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Are these “bad things” the “specific” irregularities Rona promised us she knows about?
re: #371 dangerman
“some” observers were not allowed in.
they admitted to the judge that R observers were inside, uh, observing
Yeah, that was funny, especially the way the GOP mouthpiece was forced to admit it.
re: #293 Targetpractice
Wait, something important did happen today: Bioware finally announced the Mass Effect Legendary Edition:
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Well, I mean, it’s big news if you’re a gamer.
Unless it includes the original or some revamped ending to the 3rd, I’m sadly not interested.
Still love the first two, but that ME3 out-of-the-blue, choose-your-favorite-color-regardless-of-any-plot ending remains one of my worst gaming experiences.
re: #362 KGxvi
I flipped over to Fox News for a hot second to see what they were saying and the WH correspondent said something about the trump campaign believing there could be hundreds of thousands of illegal ballots in Pennsylvania… like what?
yes they very well could believe that.
now prove it.
re: #18 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
ADVISER: “Mr. President, I’m not sure how to tell you this…”
TRUMP: “Just say it, Mark!”
ADVISER: “The major news outlets have called the election for Joe Biden.”
TRUMP: [Smashes his iron into the fairway in anger, breaking it and punting the ball 15 feet.]
TRUMP: “GOD DAMN IT I’M TAKING A MULLIGAN!”
ADVISER: “Mr. President, you’ve already had four —”
TRUMP: “No, you dumbass, not on the hole, on the election! I DEMAND A DO-OVER!”
ADVISER: “That’s… not how any of this works.”
TRUMP: “Okay, let me think.”
[5 hours pass, nothing happens. SCENE.]
I’m sure Trump is going full Mortimer Duke right now:
re: #363 EPR-radar
That’s an interesting point. One more factor that makes it less likely the GOP Supreme Court will try to keep Trump in office.
the world has moved on.
Donnie is still on the field playing ball after he game ended and everyone’s gone home for dinner.
re: #362 KGxvi
I flipped over to Fox News for a hot second to see what they were saying and the WH correspondent said something about the trump campaign believing there could be hundreds of thousands of illegal ballots in Pennsylvania… like what?
To quote the late Dr. Sagan:
“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.”
Or perhaps the equally late Mr. Hitchens:
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
re: #307 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)
Wouldn’t be a bad idea.
I met him in 2015, the same day some paper (can’t remember which) had described him as “the candidate nobody’s ever heard of.” I told him I had heard of him and he got a big smile on his face. Didn’t want him as a candidate, but seemed like a pretty nice guy—and has usually been on the right side of issues like conservation (against offshore drilling), was the only Republican senator to vote against authorizing the use of force to oust Saddam Hussein in Iraq, became a Dem back when mostly because of Obama (and Martin O’Malley) and was an Obama campaign co-chair in 2012.) And Obama seemed to really like him.
https://t.co/9YOeUypoaM pic.twitter.com/9QTWQCYlyJ
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 7, 2020
re: #368 Egregious Philbin
I love every wrenched moment of that film, I have the DVD. They talk about it frequently on Gilbert Gottfried’s podcast.
If we had the RAZZIES back in the 60s it would have swept the awards!
The thing about reconciliation or coming together is this: any chance of that hinges on abandoning the conspiracy theory, disinformation, the hate, that paranoid delusions of child trafficking and extra judicial jailings or persecution based on your feelings. Abandon the cult and we can have a conversation. I will never accede to that bullshit and nobody else should either. Once you do that it validates it.
re: #378 Targetpractice
To quote the late Dr. Sagan:
“Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.”
Or perhaps the equally late Mr. Hitchens:
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
its queens so maybe: put up or shut up
re: #339 (((Archangel1)))
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I’m kinda hoping for Trump to go apeshit all over the Oval Office as well as the Press Room with that podium from 1960 or so. Time for a complete 21st Century remodel- charged of course to Trump himself for the damage.
re: #374 (((Archangel1)))
Unless it includes the original or some revamped ending to the 3rd, I’m sadly not interested.
Still love the first two, but that ME3 out-of-the-blue, choose-your-favorite-color-regardless-of-any-plot ending remains one of my worst gaming experiences.
I’ve mostly been holding out for a remaster of the first game, since it has aged incredibly poorly graphically. Just addressing the physics bugs would go a long way to making it a better game.
As for ME3…yeah, I’m not holding out hope that they will undo the “artistic vision” of that original ending. But it’s like the Bioshock Collection of years ago: I’ll just play the games I like and avoid the one that I don’t.
re: #386 Florida Panhandler
I’m kinda hoping for Trump to go apeshit all over the Oval Office as well as the Press Room with that podium from 1960 or so….
Can’t. He’d lose his deposit.
Those all caps tweets are unreal though. If Stephen King wrote a horror story about a crazy Prez writing those, he would be laughed out of the room.
re: #383 BigPapa
The thing about reconciliation or coming together is this: any chance of that hinges on abandoning the conspiracy theory, disinformation, the hate, that paranoid delusions of child trafficking and extra judicial jailings or persecution based on your feelings. Abandon the cult and we can have a conversation. I will never accede to that bullshit and nobody else should either. Once you do that it validates it.
That’s the problem: Most of those willing to do so already had their Road to Damascus moment and joined the “NeverTrump” camp. The remnants either are unwilling to do so…or were cool with going along with it all in pursuit of some selfish goal. The former are beyond hope and the latter are so morally compromised that I wouldn’t want to be associated with them.
re: #379 BeachDem
I met him in 2015, the same day some paper (can’t remember which) had described him as “the candidate nobody’s ever heard of.” I told him I had heard of him and he got a big smile on his face. Didn’t want him as a candidate, but seemed like a pretty nice guy—and has usually been on the right side of issues like conservation (against offshore drilling), was the only Republican senator to vote against authorizing the use of force to oust Saddam Hussein in Iraq, became a Dem back when mostly because of Obama (and Martin O’Malley) and was an Obama campaign co-chair in 2012.) And Obama seemed to really like him.
He was my third choice after HRC and Cousin Marty. Seems like a decent man. Speaking of Marty, Biden’s campaign manager is also an O’Malley. We Mayo people are repped well with Chief Joe at the top. Mayo and the Irish people in general love Biden. I know you like Derry Girls. The actress who plays Claire is loving every moment of this. She’s from Galway.
re: #377 dangerman
the world has moved on.
Donnie is still on the field playing ball after he game ended and everyone’s gone home for dinner.
“….At the end of the day it was always and only transactional.”
At this point he is just the Crimson King powerlessly lobbing sneetches at Roland from the Dark Tower.
re: #396 jaunte
“….At the end of the day it was always and only transactional.”
“It was just business.”
That Trump didn’t have this reaction to Jared’s Covid response is all you need to know about his priorities. https://t.co/751xwwbbAg
— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 7, 2020
A competent legal team would tell him he had no case.
re: #386 Florida Panhandler
I’m kinda hoping for Trump to go apeshit all over the Oval Office as well as the Press Room with that podium from 1960 or so. Time for a complete 21st Century remodel- charged of course to Trump himself for the damage.
If he does the Pia Zadora Meltdown from The Lonely Lady and smashes up the tchotchkes in the White House…
re: #395 stpaulbear
Cake one of my fav bands. Fun band live too.
Journalist provides context:
Jordan Tibbal says this generation hasn’t faced real struggle and urges parents to prepare their kids for the times ahead.
For context: last 20 years have seen longest running war, the 2008 Great Recession, and a global pandemic at a scale not seen since 1918 pic.twitter.com/kwRFpM9PGR— Sergio Olmos (@MrOlmos) November 7, 2020
At the Salem, OR ‘Stop the Steal” rally.
re: #401 jaunte
A competent legal team would tell him he had no case.
Trump would argue that 11 bottles in the box makes it a case.
Two things guaranteed.
Trump will not concede.
Trump will not be attending the inauguration.
re: #406 plansbandc
Two things guaranteed.
Trump will not concede.
Trump will not be attending the inauguration.
He’ll be a bit busy getting hauled out of the White House by the Secret Service.
re: #404 wrenchwench
He doesn’t sound like he’d be much use on city issues.
re: #406 plansbandc
Two things guaranteed.
Trump will not concede.
Trump will not be attending the inauguration.
He won’t leave a letter or even a Hallmark card for Joe.
re: #386 Florida Panhandler
I’m kinda hoping for Trump to go apeshit all over the Oval Office as well as the Press Room with that podium from 1960 or so. Time for a complete 21st Century remodel- charged of course to Trump himself for the damage.
Maybe he can get SNL’s attack podium that was used for their Sean Spicer skits.
re: #407 Dopefish: Ever hopeful.
And as he is hauled out his fingernails will catch at the door casings.
re: #406 plansbandc
Two things guaranteed.
Trump will not concede.
Trump will not be attending the inauguration.
His makeup would run.
re: #399 jaunte
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are they dense?
its always been a disaster
what did he do.right or.well?
haven’t you been paying attention?
you got a front row seat
That Trump didn’t have this reaction to Jared’s Covid response is all you need to know about his priorities. https://t.co/751xwwbbAg
— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 7, 2020
re: #408 jaunte
He doesn’t sound like he’d be much use on city issues.
He could dish out the struggle that the kids need.
re: #410 stpaulbear
Maybe he can get SNL’s attack podium that was used for their Sean Spicer skits.
Speaking of which, tonight it’s Dave Chappelle hosting and Foo Fighters as the musical guest.
I may have cocktail.
re: #415 wrenchwench
“Right now is gut check time, and we think Trump had the gut we need!”
re: #380 Charles Johnson
Nobody loves Trump. Not even his cultists, and definitely not his family.
Get some cheese to go with that whine, snowflake. pic.twitter.com/lG0LX7hlwS
— Arch (@Arch_LGF) November 7, 2020
re: #366 Belafon
If we didn’t work in the halls, the meeting rooms and Zoom teleconferences, that group would just be known for being gangbangers and pricks. Maybe they still are. It’s be hard for them to admit they need people in the chambers and the rooms, seeking change besides random limos being burned.
re: #185 Dr Lizardo
Oof. You can see it on his face. He lost, and he knows it.
All his life, he’s craved acceptance; from his parents, the crowd at Studio 54, New York high society. And the only acceptance he ever got was from people he privately despised, people he views as rubes, suckers, fools.
He’s always tried to present himself as a winner. But now, he’ll be remembered as a failed, one-term President, an incompetent and vainglorious boob whose callous disregard for everyone but himself and his image led to the unnecessary deaths of a quarter million Americans - and counting. And there’s a good chance he’ll face a reckoning at the hands of the Attorney General of New York state.
Running for President may well have started off as one of Trump’s typically hare-brained publicity stunts. And that stunt has now ended in abysmal and humiliating failure; running for President was quite possibly the biggest mistake of Donald Trump’s life.
And that’s the obituary of the Trump Administration.
there’s a reasonable chance he’ll face a reckoning from the new AG at DOJ. Someone on Sirius Potus channel was talking about how the supreme court would look very dimly on a self-pardon, because of their “no man above the law” doctrine, and that Pence can’t pardon him because that would be a pretty clear quid pro quo: I resign so that you become president and pardon me. That would put him in federal cross hairs.
re: #116 Targetpractice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Finally the kid will get some peace.
re: #174 NO SMOCKING GUN!
The manbaby has to be let down slowly.
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Really. Suck it up Buttercup ya whining little fuck.
re: #360 Jay C
I think there’s some issue with the state’s deadline for absentee ballots or something: NC allows several days for acceptable receipt, I think: and they don’t count them until then. Or something like that.
Though note that Trump & Co. don’t want this extended to PA.
re: #421 Sherlock Hound
If we didn’t work in the halls, the meeting rooms and Zoom teleconferences, that group would just be known for being gangbangers and pricks. Maybe they still are. It’s be hard for them to admit they need people in the chambers and the rooms, seeking change besides random limos being burned.
Will have to hold on a bit is see if there are widespread reports of cows being tipped in rural districts.
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