Teddy’s cousin?

MICHEAL JACKSON STILL DEAD!

A crime to badger a poor animal like that.

Badgers?
We don need no stinking Badgers!

No hat tip …

Um, does this mean you found this yourself, Charles?

I have partied at the U of Wisconsin at Madison as a yout.
I can tell you that badgers do get really drunk.

Killgore trout?

Drunken squirrel

Oh, whew, thought maybe Cindy Sheehan was hittin’ the bottle.

re: #3 Charles

My seven year old brother is now dancing to this. Hilarious

Madison Wisconsin on a football Saturday?

re: #12 MilkOfMalfeasance

Oh, whew, thought maybe Cindy Sheehan was hittin’ the bottle.

That would be a skunk. ;)

Mothers against Drunk Badgers could not be reached for comment

re: #15 DEZes
An excellent point.

re: #3 Charles

Ha ha ha! I didn’t know Charles liked those memetic videos!
And a drunk badger is better news than even more Michael Jackson.

Drunker than shit. Oops. I mean drunk with the shits.

I’ve had days like that:

re: #3 Charles

You never happened to read Tom Holt? Expecting Someone Taller?

Does he get points off his license or go for rehab?

Wonder if that badger got into red’s ‘special’ fruitcup stash…

Badger… beaver.. okay… close enough. /

BTW, this has to be a close second in the headline dept:
Carla Katz: ‘Politics, like sex, is about pleasing other people’

Katz, it should be recalled, was a union bigwig in NJ and Gov. Jon Corzine’s girlfriend before he became governor…

Sure would hate to be in the same acre of forest tomorrow mornin’ with said cherry chomper… WHEW! Do NOT go in there…

re: #19 Iron Fist

Damn, man, but couldn’t someone in the back of a pickup whacked the thing with a shovel? Kind of like possum hunting back home…

There is very few pickup trucks in Germany, trust me on this.
;-)

Ok, it is not a badger but it is cuter.

re: #27 callahan23

There is very few pickup trucks in Germany, trust me on this.
;-)

Was that Badger on your team last night?

Hey buddy.

re: #3 Charles

Is that video hilarious or just bizarre? I can’t decide, but I’m leaning towards hilarious. Time for me to start annoying my friends with e-mails.

re: #19 Iron Fist

Damn, man, but couldn’t someone in the back of a pickup whacked the thing with a shovel? Kind of like possum hunting back home…

are you an ordinary commoner?

re: #26 ointmentfly

Sure would hate to be in the same acre of forest tomorrow mornin’ with said cherry chomper… WHEW! Do NOT go in there…

Badgers are cranky enough without being sore at both ends.

Objection! The Badger is witnessing the prosecution!

re: #30 DEZes

Was that Badger on your team last night?
Hey buddy.

Hello my friend, if cops are also called badgers then yes we’ve got lots’a badgers in our team.

Speaking of badgers, if you have not read Tom Holt’s Expecting Someone Taller, you need to.

My favorite line: “And in Australia, he found a card reading, ‘Thank you, please come again.’ “

re: #38 buzzsawmonkey

A toad, a rat, and a mole—also the worse for wine—were also taken into custody.

Major updings for The Wind in the Willows reference!

Speaking of weird shit

World moustache and beard championships

re: #19 Iron Fist

Damn, man, but couldn’t someone in the back of a pickup whacked the thing with a shovel? Kind of like possum hunting back home…

badgers are mean little bastards.

I say live and let live…including badgers

Well, I’m out. Take care, all.

Read my review of Expecting Someone Taller and upding it! Please!

re: #42 Eowyn2

badgers are mean little bastards.

Wonder pound for pound which animal is more nasty , a badger or a racoon.
There is a pack of coyotes behind my house & sometimes at night you can hear when they have taken on a racoon. The racoon screaming is wild.

re: #43 buzzsawmonkey

The Elizabethans used to enjoy badger-baiting, with dogs, as a sport.

Olden times had ample ways of cruel animal sports.
%P% I am no peta advocate, mind you.

re: #45 Dianna

Well, I’m out. Take care, all.

Read my review of Expecting Someone Taller and upding it! Please!

You take care too!

re: #41 Shug

Speaking of weird shit

World moustache and beard championships

this is where zztop went?

And I thought Mr Toad was the drinker.

Oh those silly Wisconsin fans!

re: #50 buzzsawmonkey

Raccoons are better storytellers. Everyone loves a raccoonteur.

They are talented.

re: #19 Iron Fist

Damn, man, but couldn’t someone in the back of a pickup whacked the thing with a shovel? Kind of like possum hunting back home…

Striking a Badger with a shovel is a bad idea!
They are born pissed!
Live thier lives pissed and hitting them with anything short of
shotgun will only infuriate them more!!
I’ve trapped skunks and not been sprayed(there’s a trick to it)
and released them .
If I had a Badger in the trap…I shot it!
Then I released it!

re: #18 davinvalkri

Ha ha ha! I didn’t know Charles liked those memetic videos!
And a drunk badger is better news than even more Michael Jackson.

Yeah, but can the badger moonwalk?

re: #51 Iron Fist

OMG

He’d appreciate my Viking spear, I’m sure!

Gungnir?

re: #43 buzzsawmonkey

The Elizabethans used to enjoy badger-baiting, with dogs, as a sport.

A grizzly bear will back down from a badger.

Since this seems like an open thread, could some lizards who don’t have Facebook accounts help me out by clicking on this link and telling me whether or not you see a black-and-white cartoon that I drew for a student humor mag way back when I was a kollidge runt? Also, assuming that you’re able to view the cartoon even though you’re not a Facebook user, are you also able to scroll down and see an exchange of comments between myself and a dude named Tyler Magill, on the topic of “genderqueers”?

(I’m trying to figure out once and for all how Facebook “permissions” settings work, and making sure I’ve got them set correctly.)

re: #55 Iron Fist

Wolverine. Pound for pound I think they are the nastiest on the planet.

(Someone will undoubtably call me wrong on that :-)

Hmmm, badgers, wolverines & badgers. All nasty critters, unless of course your watching a Disney.

Top Ten CIA Lies
Posted by Frank J. on July 13, 2009 at 12:06 pm
The Democrats led by Pelosi have been saying the CIA has lied to them. But what are those lies?

TOP TEN LIES OF THE CIA THE DEMOCRATS HAVE ALLEGED

10. Half the intelligence they give Congress is about non-existent countries like Freedonia and New Caprica.

9. Instead of for necessary intelligence, waterboarding was often used to get terrorists to admit who is their daddy.

8. Sometimes they’d say it’s a nice day out when it was actually overcast.

7. Last couple Osama bin Laden videos were actually of a muppet.

6. They told Congress they’d get to meet Alias, but it ends up Jennifer Garner was never actually employed by them.

5. When asked what CIA stands for, they said they didn’t know.

4. They completely made up Kim Jong Il.

3. Details of their cooperative work with MI6 had actually came straight from a James Bond movie.

2. Though they vowed not to interfere with Iran, ends up they were distributing literature comparing Ahmadinejad’s penis unfavorably with that of a squirrel’s.

And the number one lie of the CIA the Democrats have alleged…

They told Nancy Pelosi she was looking lovely one day.

re: #60 Throbert McGee

Since this seems like an open thread, could some lizards who don’t have Facebook accounts help me out by clicking on this link and telling me whether or not you see a black-and-white cartoon that I drew for a student humor mag way back when I was a kollidge runt? Also, assuming that you’re able to view the cartoon even though you’re not a Facebook user, are you also able to scroll down and see an exchange of comments between myself and a dude named Tyler Magill, on the topic of “genderqueers”?

(I’m trying to figure out once and for all how Facebook “permissions” settings work, and making sure I’ve got them set correctly.)

I saw it

re: #47 callahan23

Olden times had ample ways of cruel animal sports.
%P% I am no peta advocate, mind you.

badger baiting
bear bating
cock fighting
fox hunting (dogs trained to rip the fox apart) make a 200 man ride into a real testosterone fest.

I believe it’s the third week in a garbage strike in Toronto…and there was a news clip of the raccoons raiding garbage bins. There are mounds and mounds of piled up garbage bags, stuffed full of rotten food. One clip showed this enormously fat (but no doubt happy) raccoon clinging to the side of an enormous garbage bag, but then falling off of it…meanwhile all the others were busily gobbling down “snacks”, greedily stuffing themselves..(they’re now so bold, they’re coming out in broad daylight).

re: #50 buzzsawmonkey

Raccoons are better storytellers. Everyone loves a raccoonteur.

as well as a bon vivant and man-about-town!

Drunken badger trumps “0”care, CarCzar, Sotomayor, il Il…

/all is right with the universe…

re: #61 opnion

Hmmm, badgers, wolverines & badgers. All nasty critters, unless of course your watching a Disney.

I meant to add racoons.

re: #60 Throbert McGee

Since this seems like an open thread, could some lizards who don’t have Facebook accounts help me out by clicking on this link and telling me whether or not you see a black-and-white cartoon that I drew for a student humor mag way back when I was a kollidge runt? Also, assuming that you’re able to view the cartoon even though you’re not a Facebook user, are you also able to scroll down and see an exchange of comments between myself and a dude named Tyler Magill, on the topic of “genderqueers”?

(I’m trying to figure out once and for all how Facebook “permissions” settings work, and making sure I’ve got them set correctly.)

It asks me to log in when I click the link.

Facebook is simply flaky about permissions. I used to visit one of it’s public pages periodically; sometimes it would work, other times it would demand login, even though the owner never changed anything. Same with pages set to ‘private’; some days, they’re open to all.

Crappy software running the site, apparently.

re: #46 opnion

Wonder pound for pound which animal is more nasty , a badger or a racoon.
There is a pack of coyotes behind my house & sometimes at night you can hear when they have taken on a racoon. The racoon screaming is wild.

I’m with Iron Fist on the wolverine.

Does this count as the MSM?

Washington Examiner

Obama’s science czar suggested compulsory abortion, sterilization
By: DAVID FREDDOSO
Commentary Staff Writer
07/14/09 4:55 PM EDT
Internet reports are now circulating that Obama’s Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy, John Holdren, penned a 1977 book that approved of and recommended compulsory sterilization and even abortion in some cases, as part of a government population control regime.
Given the general unreliability of Internet quotations, I wanted to go straight to this now-rare text and make sure the reports were both accurate and kept Holdren’s writings in context. Generally speaking, they are, and they do.

I’ve never heard of the Washington Examiner. Is it flaky, or mainstream?

re: #6 reloadingisnotahobby

damn you. I wanted that line./

Badgers—the other white meat! Tenderized by Peterbuilt and cooked by Viking!

re: #60 Throbert McGee
I get a must log in prompt. Not a member.

re: #59 Eowyn2

re: #72 zombie

Does this count as the MSM?

Washington Examiner

I’ve never heard of the Washington Examiner. Is it flaky, or mainstream?

zombie … do you think this is the most publicity you have ever gotten on a story? … I mean the amount of people linking to your story …

Three-Toed Sloth

re: #71 Eowyn2

I’m with Iron Fist on the wolverine.

I dunnon, but really does not sound right—not right at all./

re: #72 zombie

According to Wiki it’s a free newspaper, run by conservatives…(didn’t say it was a tabloid..)

re: #60 Throbert McGee

Since this seems like an open thread, could some lizards who don’t have Facebook accounts help me out by clicking on this link and telling me whether or not you see a black-and-white cartoon that I drew for a student humor mag way back when I was a kollidge runt? Also, assuming that you’re able to view the cartoon even though you’re not a Facebook user, are you also able to scroll down and see an exchange of comments between myself and a dude named Tyler Magill, on the topic of “genderqueers”?

(I’m trying to figure out once and for all how Facebook “permissions” settings work, and making sure I’ve got them set correctly.)

All I get is the login page which is weird cause I dont have a facebook account.

re: #3 Charles

DRUNKS FROM THE STATE NORTH OF CHICAGOSTAN WHO KNEW

Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.

Those of us who drink know how this feels.

re: #77 Alouette

Three-Toed Sloth

alouette … sloth are creepy …

re: #59 Eowyn2

That sounds like a rule in Rock, Paper, Scissors, Spock, Lizard…

re: #82 Killgore Trout

You’ve been chased by someone with a broom? You and Judy Garland.

re: #60 Throbert McGee

The Holdren report has been translated into Russian and posted on dozens of Russian sites.

What are they saying about Holdren, or me or — what?

Why are they interested in this topic? Because of the word “czar” in his title?

re: #73 calcajun

You may have it!!!
For …oh…let’s say…10 Quatloos!

I am a native of the Badger State. But I have never been in the state this badger was in.

/close, though

re: #75 reloadingisnotahobby

what?

OT: Here is something that seems outrageous and stupid until you understand how government works -

NASA to junk International Space Station in 2010 - more years spent building it than operating it.

This is how government gets bigger. A rumor of a budget “cut” starts circulating in DC, and the affected agency head gets together with his/her lackeys and develops a media campaign.

Lackey “X” then sets up a lunch with journalist “Y” and tells journalist “Y” : “Understand that this completely ‘on background’ and that you can’t quote me, but I had lunch with the agency head yesterday and s/he said that we are probably going to have to defund [insert most popular, high profile program here which would seem insane to get rid of].”

Journalist “Y” says - “Are you serious? How can you guys even be thinking of THAT?”

Lackey “X” responds - “Well, in this budget environment we have to look at a lot of things. And while that program is very popular with taxpayers, there are many smaller scale projects that represent important work that return real but less visible value to the taxpayers. So it may seem insane at first, but taken together with all of our responsibilities we can deliver more services to the taxpayer by cutting one big program rather than a great many small but effective ones.”

Journalist “Y” says - “I can’t quote you on this? Who can I call for confirmation?”

Lackey “X” suggests that a reluctant Lackey “Z” might be willing to confirm it, but on background. And just to keep it all confidential, Lackey “X” hands journalist “Y” the home phone number (which he just happens to have) of Lackey “Z”.

Journalist “Y” then files his scoop, taxpayers call their congressional representatives and supplemental moneys are added to the budget for that program. So the “cut” comes to the agency with a supplemental for that one program and the agency then ends up with more money than the prior year. Oh - as an added bonus, the agency head then gets to talk about how s/he implemented the “cuts” very effectively at the next oversight committee meeting in congress.

And the game goes on.

re: #76 JacksonTn

zombie … do you think this is the most publicity you have ever gotten on a story? … I mean the amount of people linking to your story …

Oh gosh no. Some of my past stories have gone into orbit.

Damned…another LNDT’er busted…and with a broom.

That Fruitcup can be some serious sheet-mon’.

re: #60 Throbert McGee

It says “You must log in.” (can’t view the cartoon.)

re: #88 reloadingisnotahobby

I wouldn’t pay more than 4 and a quarter quatloos.

re: #90 Eowyn2

That’s what I’d like ta know !!
My comment got …Eaten??

re: #65 J.S.

I believe it’s the third week in a garbage strike in Toronto…and there was a news clip of the raccoons raiding garbage bins. There are mounds and mounds of piled up garbage bags, stuffed full of rotten food. One clip showed this enormously fat (but no doubt happy) raccoon clinging to the side of an enormous garbage bag, but then falling off of it…meanwhile all the others were busily gobbling down “snacks”, greedily stuffing themselves..(they’re now so bold, they’re coming out in broad daylight).

In Toronto the garbage is collected every two weeks.

My daughter-in-law was trying to explain the finer points of Toronto recycling and green bin, blue bin, black bin. Silly me, I thought they just dumped it all into containers and trucked it across the border to Michigan.

re: #96 reloadingisnotahobby

That’s what I’d like ta know !!
My comment got …Eaten??

Damn drunken badgers will eat anything. ;)

re: #89 wrenchwench

I am a native of the Badger State. But I have never been in the state this badger was in.
/close, though

I also never needed to be chased away from the road with a broom. ;-)

Throbert, can we see the cartoon?

re: #85 Lincolntf

I think I will stick with rock paper scissors
or
arm wrestling
or
leg wrestiling
or
playing the mom/gramma card.

re: #60 Throbert McGee

I also got the login page. I can see it once I log in, but then again we are FB friends. You need someone to log in who’s not a friend.

re: #96 reloadingisnotahobby

That’s what I’d like ta know !!
My comment got …Eaten??

Huh? I ate what? Oh, crap— I feel ill now.

re: #90 Eowyn2

As I was saying…
One female Racoon can backdown two Coyotes…
I’ve seen it…

re: #92 zombie

Oh gosh no. Some of my past stories have gone into orbit.

If you look at the comment above yours, “going into orbit” does not necessarily mean success.

/

re: #87 zombie

The Holdren report has been translated into Russian and posted on dozens of Russian sites.

What are they saying about Holdren, or me or — what?

Why are they interested in this topic? Because of the word “czar” in his title?

Da
Nyet
Vodka

re: #86 calcajun

You’ve been chased by someone with a broom? You and Judy Garland.

Yes, these thing happen. I prefer to think of it as sweeping oppression.

I saw the headline and thought for sure this was going to be a story from Madison, Wisconsin.

re: #96 reloadingisnotahobby

That’s what I’d like ta know !!
My comment got …Eaten??

badger with munchies

re: #95 calcajun

Argh matie…Ye drive a harrd bargin…Argh!
…OK deal!!
Ha!

re: #108 Killgore Trout

Yes, these thing happen. I prefer to think of it as sweeping oppression.

cleaning obsession

re: #60 Throbert McGee

Since this seems like an open thread, could some lizards who don’t have Facebook accounts help me out by clicking on this link and telling me whether or not you see a black-and-white cartoon that I drew for a student humor mag way back when I was a kollidge runt? Also, assuming that you’re able to view the cartoon even though you’re not a Facebook user, are you also able to scroll down and see an exchange of comments between myself and a dude named Tyler Magill, on the topic of “genderqueers”?

(I’m trying to figure out once and for all how Facebook “permissions” settings work, and making sure I’ve got them set correctly.)

I can see a LOT, including the comment exchange.
And probably more of your profile than you want exposed to places like this.

re: #106 buzzsawmonkey

A badger, drunk on mere cherries? I thought they were made of Sterno stuff.

Sounds like it needed some hair of the Mad Dog

re: #97 Alouette

Have you seen the pictures? the heaps and mounds of garbage — it’s unbelievable…(piled up in certain “designated” locations, such as parks and (former) outdoor swimming pools, etc…it’s just overflowing…)

re: #116 J.S.

Years ago they had a garbage strike in New York at around Christmas.
Some enterprising fellow started boxing and gift wrapping the garbage.
He would then put it in his car, drive to a mall, and leave the car with the windows down, and just let people steal it.

re: #3 Charles

Fascinating.

Do you think they call it Jewing gum?

re: #116 J.S.

Have you seen the pictures? the heaps and mounds of garbage — it’s unbelievable…(piled up in certain “designated” locations, such as parks and (former) outdoor swimming pools, etc…it’s just overflowing…)

I was in Toronto last week, but didn’t see any more garbage piled up than you would see on any typical day in Brooklyn.

I know - let’s let the government soak the “rich” to pay for a disaster.

[Link: www.reuters.com…]

re: #119 Iron Fist

?

. .. .!

re: #120 DEZes

good grief…(In Toronto they’re piling up the garbage in parks, swimming pools, ice skating rinks, etc.) you tube:

re: #124 FrogMarch

I know - let’s let the government soak the “rich” to pay for a disaster.

[Link: www.reuters.com…]

How long before they use Algoresithms which show that people who make 250K/yr should be considered millionaires cause, you know, 250k over five years gives them a million disposable dollars.

re: #122 Conservative Moonbat

Do you think they call it Jewing gum?

Anybody want some fucking gum?

re: #128 DEZes

Anybody want some fucking gum?

I don’t need no aphrodisiac - I am single - I got testosterone - Too Much

re: #126 J.S.

good grief…(In Toronto they’re piling up the garbage in parks, swimming pools, ice skating rinks, etc.) you tube:

Thats a mess, No way I am cleaning that up.

re: #122 Conservative Moonbat

Do you think they call it Jewing gum?

I can only shake my head and wonder HOW THE HELL DID IT GET TO PRINT?

re: #129 callahan23

I don’t need no aphrodisiac - I am single - I got testosterone - Too Much

Give the fucking gum to the ladies then. ;)

re: #126 J.S.

Some of that stuff doesn’t look like “normal” trash. I wonder if people are taking advantage of the situation to discard things that would be difficult/pricey to get rid of otherwise?

re: #133 DEZes

Excellent idea!

re: #129 callahan23

I don’t need no aphrodisiac - I am single - I got testosterone - Too Much

Got Testosterone?

What sort of ad would that look like, you suppose?

re: #129 callahan23

I don’t need no aphrodisiac - I am single - I got testosterone - Too Much

but did you have it when you were in high school?
perhaps its a genetic disposition of Phakistinians to not have testosterone or estrogen.

re: #132 Iron Fist

The stalkers will shit themselves trying to figure out the joke :-)

I ain’t cleaning it up.

re: #137 reine.de.tout

Something Very Scary, I’d guess.

re: #137 reine.de.tout

Got Testosterone?

What sort of ad would that look like, you suppose?

Not even going there. ;)

re: #141 Van Helsing

Something Very Scary, I’d guess.

I was hoping someone would make an attempt to describe it.
Well, honestly - not really.

re: #128 DEZes

Anybody want some fucking gum?

They can use it as both an aphrodisiac and a prophylactic!

re: #119 Iron Fist

?

re: #125 Eowyn2

. .. .!

oooh! A code! Wonder what it all means?

re: #144 calcajun

is fucking gum what the mosad sent to gaza?

and all the goats are worried

re: #142 DEZes

re: #137 reine.de.tout
Got Testosterone?
What sort of ad would that look like, you suppose?

Not even going there. ;)

Beat me to it.

re: #139 Iron Fist

I’m guessing that, if anything, the girl didn’t want to be mutilated so naturally, it was the gum’s fault and, of course, the gum had to come from the Chews. No torture took place except to the high standards at AFP.

re: #145 reine.de.tout

oooh! A code! Wonder what it all means?

?—, ~~ l

Obama mulls rental option for some homeowners-sources So, some how, these people can pay the rent but not their mortgage?

Does not compute.

re: #147 callahan23

Beat me to it.

That milk commercial and testosterone…
Nope no way, aint going there.

re: #149 buzzsawmonkey

To convince the girls of Gaza
That it’s fun to get all tickly
Lure them out into the plaza
And slip them a strip of chicle

they don’t call it the Gauza Strip for nothing.

re: #143 reine.de.tout

I was hoping someone would make an attempt to describe it.
Well, honestly - not really.

I will not allow my Id Monster to roam so freely…

[ugh. you female? me buy you dinner, take you to movie, scrog you till ears fall off]. And that is what happens on a short leash.

re: #152 DEZes

That milk commercial and testosterone…
Nope no way, aint going there.

ROTFLOL

re: #151 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

Obama mulls rental option for some homeowners-sources So, some how, these people can pay the rent but not their mortgage?

Does not compute.

comes with the unemployment.

re: #150 Eowyn2

?—, ~~ l

Hm.
Stalker A?
Stalker B?
What is it and who could it be?

re: #127 Eowyn2

How long before they use Algoresithms which show that people who make 250K/yr should be considered millionaires cause, you know, 250k over five years gives them a million disposable dollars.

Not long, I suppose. All the R’s have to do to win is to promise and deliver real tax rate cuts. Only then will our economy recover. why are leftists so blind to this? why are they so intent on destroying everything? Between the left’s tired old ideas and their punitive tax rates (pedaled as new ideas wrapped in fatty fear-mongering badness) the economy will be devastated. But the proggies insist we must save health care with a government take-over. The “fierce moral urgency” of devastation.
/feel the power.

re: #137 reine.de.tout

Got Testosterone?

What sort of ad would that look like, you suppose?

hard one to handle

re: #149 buzzsawmonkey

To convince the girls of Gaza
That it’s fun to get all tickly
Lure them out into the plaza
And slip them a strip of chicle

Instant classic.

re: #155 callahan23
I laughed out loud but didn’t roll on the floor.

re: #148 Eowyn2

I’m guessing that, if anything, the girl didn’t want to be mutilated so naturally, it was the gum’s fault and, of course, the gum had to come from the Chews. No torture took place except to the high standards at AFP.

Shades of Salem.

re: #136 buzzsawmonkey

I love this stupid shit. So Brit

re: #146 yochanan

is fucking gum what the mosad sent to gaza?

and all the goats are worried

Being a goat in that part of the world means never looking back!

must go home now.
you all have a great night.

re: #161 snowcrash

I laughed out loud but didn’t roll on the floor.

I fell out the chair. But putting that in abbreviated form oh, well …

re: #159 Eowyn2

hard one to handle

LOL!
almost too subtle.

re: #168 Iron Fist

Yu should see what she is saying about them :-) “`~123-7q

heh-heh.

re: #167 reine.de.tout

LOL!
almost too subtle.

Got gum?
“Hey baby, chew on this.”

re: #171 DEZes

Got gum?
“Hey baby, chew on this.”

ew.
We are quickly sinking into a discussion I think I want no part of whatsoever.

okay now I’m really leaving.

re: #172 reine.de.tout

What was this thread about anyway. Oh, yeah—badgers.

re: #174 calcajun

What was this thread about anyway. Oh, yeah—badgers.

Lets give the badger some gum…

I released a spider back into the wild today. Is that worth any karma?

re: #122 Conservative Moonbat

‘Hubba BHubba ?

re: #168 Iron Fist

Yu should see what she is saying about them :-) “`~123-7q

hey, (&^% and then ___+…ABC
you’re giving them the whole code!!!

re: #176 Sharmuta

I released a spider back into the wild today. Is that worth any karma?

Was it a black widow, a brown recluse?
If not its worth an upding.

re: #177 Lincolntf

‘Hubba BHubba ?

My only regret is that I have but one ding to give you.

re: #177 Lincolntf

‘Hubba BHubba ?

Most excellent.

re: #176 Sharmuta

I released a spider back into the wild today. Is that worth any karma?

I gave a karma for it.

re: #173 Eowyn2

okay now I’m really leaving.

yeah, riiight.

re: #176 Sharmuta

I released a spider back into the wild today. Is that worth any karma?

85 bazillion karma isn’t enough?
I was all happy about my karma till I saw yours
now I feel like its my freshman year in highschool and I’m still wearing that 34 aaa.

re: #182 reine.de.tout

I gave a karma for it.

Karma is a flyin’ tonight.

re: #183 reine.de.tout

yeah, riiight.

Too many people making me laugh.

re: #185 callahan23

Karma is a flyin’ tonight.

Check out the number of my posts.
I feel a bad moon a rising.

re: #186 Eowyn2

Too many people making me laugh.

You still here?
How many times have you left already?

re: #187 DEZes

Check out the number of my posts.
I feel a bad moon a rising.

YIKES ,,,

re: #186 Eowyn2

Too many people making me laugh.

I may lots of people laugh!!

(the problem, however, is thats not my inent!!)

re: #187 DEZes

Check out the number of my posts.
I feel a bad moon a rising.

quick, make another one.
And your karma number outdoes your comment number.
That’s great!

re: #187 DEZes

Check out the number of my posts.
I feel a bad moon a rising.

Wow, think a lot about good Karma, Maybe that’ll help.

Karma: 11,049
DEZes
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Registered since: Aug 26, 2007 at 3:48 pm
No. of comments posted: 6,666

re: #190 sattv4u2

I may MAKE lots of people laugh!!

(the problem, however, is thats not my inent!!)

pimf

re: #187 DEZes

Check out the number of my posts.
I feel a bad moon a rising.

Betcha can’t keep it there…

re: #191 reine.de.tout

quick, make another one.
And your karma number outdoes your comment number.
That’s great!

I wanted to leave it that way for a bit. ;)

re: #187 DEZes

Check out the number of my posts.
I feel a bad moon a rising.

The devil you say?

re: #194 wrenchwench

Betcha can’t keep it there…

How long do you supposed DEZes has been watching watching watching, waiting to get to 6665, just so he could post that?

re: #194 wrenchwench

Betcha can’t keep it there…

Its done busted. ;)

re: #195 DEZes

I wanted to leave it that way for a bit. ;)

You kept us on our toes.

re: #196 Nevergiveup

The devil you say?

you called?

re: #197 reine.de.tout

How long do you supposed DEZes has been watching watching watching, waiting to get to 6665, just so he could post that?

about 3 minutes.

re: #60 Throbert McGee

It wanted me to sign in

re: #176 Sharmuta

I released a spider back into the wild today. Is that worth any karma?

Seeing that it got eaten by a swarm of wasps ,,, no!!

To bad Stan the Man isn’t throwing out the first ball tonight

re: #187 DEZes

Check out the number of my posts.
I feel a bad moon a rising.

There’s a bathroom on the right.

re: #205 Alouette

There’s a bathroom on the right.

Ah crap.

re: #187 DEZes

Check out the number of my posts.
I feel a bad moon a rising.

You are pure, unadulterated eeevil.

MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

But I still like you.
:)

re: #176 Sharmuta

I released a spider back into the wild today. Is that worth any karma?

Only if its name was Charlotte.

This morning my wife discovered a black widow with all her budding brood inside the little-dog patioshelter on our patio. Much screaming and recrimination for putting the Yorkie and Pom at risk, there followed an intense period of stomping, spraying and general visitation of spider destruction on their happy litttle home.

Now that deserves a karma or two!

OT ,,, it’s being reported that the biological mother of a couple of Michael Jacksons kids is being offered 4 million dollars to give up any claims on the kids

This money must be coming from thr Jackson family,

Which leads me to ask,,,if the family has that much money to make her go away,, and Michael was reportedly in debt to the tune of 300 +/- million,, WHERE is the family getting the money?

re: #207 LGoPs

You are pure, unadulterated eeevil.

MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

But I still like you.
:)

You said I was your evil twin, now you have proof. ;)

re: #70 SixDegrees

It asks me to log in when I click the link.

Facebook is simply flaky about permissions. I used to visit one of it’s public pages periodically; sometimes it would work, other times it would demand login, even though the owner never changed anything. Same with pages set to ‘private’; some days, they’re open to all.

Crappy software running the site, apparently.

I’ve experienced the same flakiness. I can sometimes get info on Non custodial parents that I’m looking for (I’m a support enforcement agent) and sometimes I wants me to log in (not gonna happen)

Thanks for the feedback, guys! Now I finally get how Facebook works — see, there’s this option for letting “Everyone” view your profile content or photos or whatever. And being sometimes as literal-minded as Amelia Bedelia (the world’s most literal-minded maid!), I just assumed that “Everyone” meant everyone on the Web, when in fact it means everyone with an active Facebook account.

D’oh!

Okay, so now I’ll have to upload the cartoon to Photobucket so’s that people can satisfy their curiosity. But here’s the exchange between me and Tyler Magill (a straight buddy of mine from UVa — we both wrote for the same stoont humor magazine):

Tyler Magill at 12:38pm July 6
I remember “theoretical bisexuals.” Is that still the term, or has it been changed to “terminal pants-shitter” yet?

Rob McGee at 9:18am July 14
I believe that the current term of art is “genderqueer” — as in, “I’m not actually ‘queer’ at all in the word’s generally understood sense; I don’t wear the clothes of the opposite sex, nor do I enjoy slurping on genitals belonging to members of the same sex, but nonetheless I’m going to insist on having my own special bathroom lest anyone think I’m a supporter of The Man. Also, there’s nothing else very interesting about me.”

My preferred term, however, is “straggot,” coined by analogy to “wigger.”

(Incidentally, I would say that overall the tone of the magazine we both used to write for could’ve been called “South Park Republican,” although it was several years before South Park existed. That’s in keeping with the general atmosphere at UVa — it’s certainly a rightward-leaning public university, yet it’s not crazy-conservative. )

re: #210 DEZes

You said I was your evil twin, now you have proof. ;)

LOL…yes.
:)

re: #209 sattv4u2

OT ,,, it’s being reported that the biological mother of a couple of Michael Jacksons kids is being offered 4 million dollars to give up any claims on the kids

This money must be coming from thr Jackson family,

Which leads me to ask,,,if the family has that much money to make her go away,, and Michael was reportedly in debt to the tune of 300 +/- million,, WHERE is the family getting the money?

That’s 4 million on top of the original 8 million she got for birthing them and another 4 million she got for going away after the molestation trial. Nice work if ya can get it?

re: #208 The Shadow Do

Only if its name was Charlotte.

This morning my wife discovered a black widow with all her budding brood inside the little-dog patioshelter on our patio. Much screaming and recrimination for putting the Yorkie and Pom at risk, there followed an intense period of stomping, spraying and general visitation of spider destruction on their happy litttle home.

Now that deserves a karma or two!

any black widow near me will die…I had a small tarantula wandering around my sunroom for a few days last year…hunting crickets…sadly it left

re: #211 Iron Fist

Looks like this thread has gone to shit.

Depends…

Today I ordered this t-shirt. Thought it fitting. Heh.

re: #211 Iron Fist

Looks like this thread has gone to shit.

I’ll flush out the culprits

re: #200 brookly red

you called?

Is it OK for a Satanist to have a devil-may-care attitude?/

re: #211 Iron Fist

Scat! Scat, I say!

re: #218 callahan23

Today I ordered this t-shirt. Thought it fitting. Heh.

Perfect.

re: #215 Nevergiveup

That’s 4 million on top of the original 8 million she got for birthing them and another 4 million she got for going away after the molestation trial. Nice work if ya can get it?

Bingo ,,but seriously, since the time the kids were small, Daddy Joe has never “worked” a day in his life. So again , where is that money coming from? Michael wasn’t making any for the last 10+ years AND he was way in debt

re: #222 calcajun

Scat! Scat, I say!

Leave him alone. He’s just a spoor soul…

re: #218 callahan23

Today I ordered this t-shirt. Thought it fitting. Heh.

Cool. But you won’t know if it’s fitting until you try it on.

re: #209 sattv4u2

OT ,,, it’s being reported that the biological mother of a couple of Michael Jacksons kids is being offered 4 million dollars to give up any claims on the kids

This money must be coming from thr Jackson family,

Which leads me to ask,,,if the family has that much money to make her go away,, and Michael was reportedly in debt to the tune of 300 +/- million,, WHERE is the family getting the money?

mj still sells records. And his sister makes some bank as well.

re: #220 Iron Fist

Oh, they robbed him of millions he made as a child. I’m sure he never saw a penny of that money after he was eighteen.

he is worth far more than he owes…he has bills but he is far from broke…just little liquid money

re: #227 Iron Fist

What does Sen. Leahy have to do with this?

(Did I get that right? I don’t listen to Rush much :-)

You got it right. ;)

re: #221 calcajun

Is it OK for a Satanist to have a devil-may-care attitude?/

all things are negotiable you know…

re: #220 Iron Fist

Oh, they robbed him of millions he made as a child. I’m sure he never saw a penny of that money after he was eighteen.

Yes he did. He spent LAVISHLY on
A) his lifestyle (Neverland had rides and animals that rivaled the best amusement parks)
B) paying off people (as stated,, the surrogate mothers of the kids,, the people accusing him of molestation)

re: #221 calcajun

Is it OK for a Satanist to have a devil-may-care attitude?/

The hell if I know…

re: #228 axegrinder

mj still sells records. And his sister makes some bank as well.

The $$$ from the records he sells MUST go to creditors. He was in debt 300 or so MILLION

Some Jewish gum
For the one
You adore
If she won’t blow you
She’ll blow bubbles galore

Burma Shave

re: #226 wrenchwench

Cool. But you won’t know if it’s fitting until you try it on.

Right, and the differing sizes in the US and here on this continent is also a danger. But then I am slender in built and if it’s big I’ll call it a tent. ;-)

MJs publishing rights are worth around a billion…there are plenty of links about his music stash…and his trusts will no doubt explode with money soon

re: #229 albusteve

he is worth far more than he owes…he has bills but he is far from broke…just little liquid money

That is true ,,, but that doesn’t answer where the 4 MILION in cash would come from

re: #236 callahan23

Then you have to do your hair like that guy, and not shave for a week.

re: #238 sattv4u2

That is true ,,, but that doesn’t answer where the 4 MILION in cash would come from

credit…loans

re: #237 albusteve

MJs publishing rights are worth around a billion…there are plenty of links about his music stash…and his trusts will no doubt explode with money soon

If that is accurate (and I have no doubt it is) why haven’t creditors attached some of those rights?

A badger on a binge!

re: #233 LGoPs

The hell if I know…

This is the reason I Styx around.

re: #240 Iron Fist

Yeah, but that was all with money he made as an adult. He was a money-making machine for years. I never particularly liked him, even when he was popular (not my kind of music), and when he got strange, well, he got strange. Makes Ozzy look like an average, everyday Joe.

I never thought that until i saw him picking up dog shit inside his mansion on their reality show!

re: #216 albusteve

Yikes!!! I have a strict rule, NO spiders allowed in the house. If they are outside I don’t kill them

re: #238 sattv4u2

That is true ,,, but that doesn’t answer where the 4 MILION in cash would come from

/somehow it will come from you & me.

re: #241 albusteve

credit…loans =’s MORE debt

re: #239 wrenchwench

Then you have to do your hair like that guy, and not shave for a week.

Oh, I see you are dreaming there. ;-) My hair used to be even longer that his up until very recently. The beard though well … my side-burns are way better!

I just checked my web stats, and there appears to be some porn site that is hotlinking to some image on my server, but I don’t want to go there to see what image it is so that I can pwn them. What should I do?

re: #244 DEZes

This is the reason I Styx around.

you’re FOOLING YOURSELF for doing that. COME SAIL AWAY instead. I really have TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS to help you

Hi Lizards!
I’m on dial up so slow tonight.. I’m running slow…OT
What the hell is it about Dogs? You spend 20 minutes bathing them and blow drying till they look absolutely beautiful and the first thing they do is run outside and roll in the mud? Winston will run full speed for 20 yards and dive into the grass and end up on his back… He is taunting me..
Hey Hoopster! I know where I poop everyday…Check this out!
I can only shake my head.. That little Bastard…
I was tricked into taking on a rescue dog….I love him to death..just haven’t figured out why yet…

MJ is annoying me more in death than in life.

Make it go away…

Please, I’m begging here.

re: #250 Alouette

I just checked my web stats, and there appears to be some porn site that is hotlinking to some image on my server, but I don’t want to go there to see what image it is so that I can pwn them. What should I do?

Send one of these lizards. I’m pretty sure you can find a volunteer. :)

re: #179 DEZes

Was it a black widow, a brown recluse?
If not its worth an upding.

I believe it was a grass spider. They can sometimes get in window sills. This one ended up in my sink, under my drying rack, and couldn’t get out. So I trapped him with a cup and slid an envelope under him and put him back outside. Or her- not sure. I’m just glad it’s not in my sink anymore.

re: #248 sattv4u2

when he died I posted story that he willed his Beatles music back to PM…phony story…so I started looking at his money and he has quite a bit…they are trying to sort out is assets and liabilities…17 bank accounts, land and property all scattered about…but by far was his publishing holdings, in partnership with some other big company…somewhere in between 600m and a billion worth…that’s all I know

re: #251 sattv4u2

you’re FOOLING YOURSELF for doing that. COME SAIL AWAY instead. I really have TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS to help you

I always was a Renegade.

re: #250 Alouette

I just checked my web stats, and there appears to be some porn site that is hotlinking to some image on my server, but I don’t want to go there to see what image it is so that I can pwn them. What should I do?

Is there someway you can swap it out with an image of the Church Lady, but leave the link active?

I have a dog who barks every time she hears the Windows shutdown theme. Weirod, just like me.

re: #246 bbuddha

Yikes!!! I have a strict rule, NO spiders allowed in the house. If they are outside I don’t kill them

my big sliding doors are always open…I get lizards, birds, squirrels and all kinds of groovy insects in my house…they come and go

re: #260 DaveinMD

I have a dog who barks every time she hears the Windows shutdown theme. Weirod, just like me.

I turn off the big screen and Winston runs full speed towards the Master Bedroom

re: #250 Alouette

I just checked my web stats, and there appears to be some porn site that is hotlinking to some image on my server, but I don’t want to go there to see what image it is so that I can pwn them. What should I do?

I’m sure there are some lizards who will sacrifice their eyeballs in the line of duty…

re: #259 EmmmieG

Is there someway you can swap it out with an image of the Church Lady, but leave the link active?

In order to see what image they are hotlinking, I would have to go to the porn site link, and I don’t want to do that.

Anyway how can you pwn a hotlink on a site that probably already displays goatse and tubgrl?

re: #256 Sharmuta

I’m just glad it’s not in my sink anymore.

I can appreciate that.

You got the upding regardless. ;)

re: #264 Alouette

In order to see what image they are hotlinking, I would have to go to the porn site link, and I don’t want to do that.

Anyway how can you pwn a hotlink on a site that probably already displays goatse and tubgrl?

Oh. I just thought it would be a funny switch, like the time my sister and her friends were dancing to their thumpa-thumpa music, and my older sister and I swapped in an ABBA tape.

And they didn’t even get it!