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1 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:10:25pm

ow... my stomach.

2 Obdicut  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:10:47pm

Dear lord that's terrifying.


Immediate OT:

Carry-over from last thread:

More Original Delta Fireballs:

Rock Me Baby

3 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:12:35pm

phew, wiping tears of laughter away... that was ....;........ awesome.

4 WindHorse  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:12:56pm

....that's the Louis Armstrong I grew up with....

/

5 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:13:13pm

Charles, you are strange.

6 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:13:46pm

re: #5 Irenicum

Charles, you are strange.

But wonderful. Strange but wonderful.

7 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:14:08pm

also carried over ... this needs a death metal version as well...

8 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:14:38pm

That one is great, just hilarious, thanks Charles I needed the laugh.

9 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:15:03pm

yowch!....too much pounding and growling

10 cliffster  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:15:55pm

oh, the nightmares this will cause

11 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:16:55pm

Pace "Negativ", I'll take Jimi's rendition of "All Along the Watchtower" any day.

12 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:17:50pm

re: #6 Dark_Falcon

That is some seriously twisted shit. I'm not much for the whole metal thingy, but I love Louis Armstrong. I just may need therapy.

13 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:18:02pm

re: #7 Thanos

also carried over ... this needs a death metal version as well...


[Video]

Beck working his way through such a complex guitar part! (he'll never amt to anything)

14 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:18:22pm

re: #5 Irenicum

Charles, you are strange.

Charles is strange, but you get off on spork jokes...

Hmm.

15 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:18:29pm

ermm.. found this while searching for a death metal version of "For your love"....

Death Metal Vicar

16 freetoken  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:18:58pm

Doesn't this fall under "blasphemy"?

17 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:19:41pm

re: #14 Cato the Elder

Well I "utilize" what I can.

18 Aye Pod  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:20:03pm

Funny story about the singer out of Slipknot going to Rome to see the Pope...

19 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:20:29pm

Since we have slipped into either another universe or another groove...

20 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:20:33pm

re: #17 Irenicum

Well I "utilize" what I can.

It's all right. I actually had a dream the other night involving a Cuisinart.

21 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:21:32pm

re: #14 Cato the Elder

And after all, it's about tine someone stopped forking up.

22 Silvergirl  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:21:33pm

re: #10 cliffster

oh, the nightmares this will cause

It's done. I had a waking nightmare after the first 58 seconds.

23 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:22:19pm

re: #20 Cato the Elder

Please; this is a family show!

24 Aye Pod  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:22:34pm

More Asian Dub Foundation : 'Hope' (images from the Iran protests 2009)

Night all :)

25 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:24:10pm

Ok, I guess you gotta start a new thread somehow. Can we not do that again? By the way, I love the original.

26 The Sanity Inspector  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:24:36pm

Blasphemy. A death metal faith healer is more like it:

27 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:24:41pm

Don't


look

b a ck

28 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:25:55pm

re: #25 Escaped Hillbilly

Ok, I guess you gotta start a new thread somehow. Can we not do that again? By the way, I love the original.

I still haven't played the vid. I'm kind of afraid to.

29 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:26:32pm

re: #25 Escaped Hillbilly

Ok, I guess you gotta start a new thread somehow. Can we not do that again? By the way, I love the original.

I want it played at my funeral.

Seriously. I have no other actual funeral plans, but that's the song I want.

Not in this version, though.

30 Silvergirl  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:26:41pm

re: #28 Dark_Falcon

I still haven't played the vid. I'm kind of afraid to.

For the Love of Louie, resist!

31 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:26:54pm

Gene Simmons is on Joy Behair right now.

32 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:27:25pm

re: #26 The Sanity Inspector

Benny Hill and snake oil salesman are synonyms to me.

33 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:28:18pm

considering musical tastes...
should some people be made to undergo therapy or possibly institutionalized with regard to their musical tastes?...in order to protect the rest of us from them....just something to think about

34 Silvergirl  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:28:38pm

re: #31 Escaped Hillbilly

Gene Simmons is on Joy Behair right now.

Kinky.

35 WindHorse  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:28:38pm

re: #33 albusteve

36 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:29:01pm

re: #29 SanFranciscoZionist

Well, it would make an interesting service. :@

37 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:29:44pm

re: #31 Escaped Hillbilly

Gene Simmons is on Joy Behair right now.

did he bring his tongue with him?

38 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:30:38pm

Lifeline

39 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:30:48pm

re: #35 WindHorse

[Video]

finally...some sense

40 The Sanity Inspector  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:30:51pm

BTW, I can't wait to read the new Louis Armstrong biography, "Pops", by Terry Teachout.

Also, I once heard this quip about Armstrong, years ago:

A friend came in one time and said,
"Satch, Satch, there's a new horn player in town, and they say he's even better than you!"
"Yeah? What's his name?"
"Well, I don't rightly remember his name..."
"Well if he blows better than me, his name better be Gabriel!"

41 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:30:56pm

re: #37 albusteve

did he bring his tongue with him?


Yeah, she was sitting right there next to him.//

42 WindHorse  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:31:03pm

re: #39 albusteve

43 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:32:37pm

let's give it to 'em right now!

44 Unakite  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:32:37pm

Like pissin' on a crucifix.
////////

45 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:33:47pm

Freaky, man!

46 Unakite  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:34:02pm

re: #11 Cato the Elder

Pace "Negativ", I'll take Jimi's rendition of "All Along the Watchtower" any day.


[Video]

Love Jimi even before I clicked on the video.

47 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:34:02pm

I'd post a Cong Square vid, but nobody here would get it...
except Bagua

48 darthstar  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:34:22pm

Wonderful. I can't wait to hear Andy Williams do his next version of "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

49 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:34:39pm

Typo in the title.

50 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:34:57pm

re: #46 Unakite

Love Jimi even before I clicked on the video.

everybody covered Dylan better than Dylan...it's like he set it up that way

51 The Sanity Inspector  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:35:04pm

re: #32 Irenicum

Benny Hill and snake oil salesman are synonyms to me.

There's nothing lower than a phony faith healer. That's why one of my heroes is the stage magician James Randi, who's busted a number of them over the years:

52 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:36:07pm

My husband just pointed me to this. Makes me smile.

53 darthstar  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:36:13pm

re: #31 Escaped Hillbilly

Gene Simmons is on Joy Behair right now.

Gene Simmons is like Ted Nugent with herpes.

54 darthstar  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:36:37pm

re: #52 SanFranciscoZionist

My husband just pointed me to this. Makes me smile.

That was impressive...saw it the other day.

55 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:37:07pm

re: #53 darthstar

What does that even mean?

56 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:37:22pm

anybody ever visit Congo Square?...or ran down Highway 61 to the Crossroads?

57 The Left  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:37:36pm

Bad news on HCR. Stupak still at it:

Déjà Vu? Abortion Contretempts Still Threaten Health Bill

Pelosi's gambit may be to give Stupak his vote to get him on board, all the while knowing it won't pass the House or the Senate. But that's a risk pro-choice members aren't prepared to see their leadership take.
[...]
It's unclear how many pro-life votes Stupak controls, but seemingly enough that Pelosi isn't willing to flick him aside.

7:46PM dateline. Everything's in flux all the time right now. Dunno if there's any newer word.

58 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:37:37pm

Zappa Duke

59 darthstar  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:37:47pm

re: #55 Escaped Hillbilly

What does that even mean?

Wingnuts of a feather...

60 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:37:58pm

re: #51 The Sanity Inspector

He hit that old lady in the head!

61 The Sanity Inspector  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:38:00pm
62 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:38:21pm

Uh, uh, uh

I am as of this moment a geezer. fer sher. This. Is. Wrong.
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

Cannibal Corpse should now be forced to cover the McGuire Sisters.

63 WindHorse  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:38:26pm

re: #59 darthstar

okay..... yeah, I get it.

64 darthstar  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:38:31pm

re: #57 iceweasel

Bad news on HCR. Stupak still at it:

Déjà Vu? Abortion Contretempts Still Threaten Health Bill

7:46PM dateline. Everything's in flux all the time right now. Dunno if there's any newer word.

Fuck Bart Stupak...with Gene Simmons' dick.

65 WindHorse  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:38:59pm

re: #64 darthstar

clever.

66 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:39:04pm

Sonny Landreth
Congo Square

67 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:39:19pm

Here's a cool metal band that I love. POD as seen in an interview on local SD TV. Their album When Angels and Demons Dance is one of my favorite albums.

68 Unakite  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:39:37pm

re: #11 Cato the Elder

Pace "Negativ", I'll take Jimi's rendition of "All Along the Watchtower" any day.
Just another version.

[Video]

69 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:40:02pm

re: #26 The Sanity Inspector

Blasphemy. A death metal faith healer is more like it:

[Video]

I find Benny Hinn very interesting. I'm not sure what I'm looking at. Is he channeling chi, or is this just mass hysteria?

My husband votes mass hysteria.

70 freetoken  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:40:11pm

re: #32 Irenicum

Benny Hill and snake oil salesman are synonyms to me.


Benny Hill?

BENNY HILL !!?

71 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:40:16pm

re: #64 darthstar

Fuck Bart Stupak...with Gene Simmons' dick.

Funny as hell really.

72 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:40:21pm

re: #67 Irenicum

btw, it's an acoustic set. So the metal doesn't get so pronounced.

73 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:41:18pm

re: #36 Escaped Hillbilly

Well, it would make an interesting service. :@

My great-aunt had the the USC fight song played after her burial. One of her sons brought along a little boom box and kicked it off after Father was done.

74 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:41:19pm

re: #71 The Shadow Do

Funny as hell really.

Gene Simmons is a really nice guy by the way.

75 laZardo  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:41:50pm

re: #26 The Sanity Inspector

HARDCOAR JESUS O:

76 darthstar  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:41:58pm

re: #72 Irenicum

btw, it's an acoustic set. So the metal doesn't get so pronounced.

The original speed-metal

77 The Sanity Inspector  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:42:01pm

re: #69 SanFranciscoZionist

I find Benny Hinn very interesting. I'm not sure what I'm looking at. Is he channeling chi, or is this just mass hysteria?

My husband votes mass hysteria.

The consolation of imaginary things is not imaginary consolation.
-- Roger Scruton

78 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:42:14pm

re: #64 darthstar

Fuck Bart Stupak...with Gene Simmons' dick.

Dude, seriously unhealthy obsession with the Tongued-One.

79 laZardo  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:42:14pm

re: #70 freetoken

Now I got that theme stuck in my head again.

80 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:42:27pm

re: #60 marjoriemoon

He hit that old lady in the head!

I like the part where he's whacking the Spirit into them with his suit jacket.

81 Unakite  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:42:59pm

re: #48 darthstar

Wonderful. I can't wait to hear Andy Williams do his next version of "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

You're missing the "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" angle.

82 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:43:33pm

re: #70 freetoken

Dad loved Benny Hill. And I always knew why.

83 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:43:50pm

re: #59 darthstar

What have you been hearing re Jean Simmons? I watch his Family Jewels show and there is not even a hint of wingnuittiness to it. He did once visit a military training facility...where he was humiliated and took it all with good grace. He then visited a VA hospital, gave a free concert for wounded warriors and gave a substantial check to the same. He also competed on Celebrity Apprentice with the same charity.

84 Racer X  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:44:08pm

re: #64 darthstar

Fuck Bart Stupak...with Gene Simmons' dick.

I don't get it. Nancy chastised Repubs during the health care summit saying they lied about abortion being in the HC reform bill. Why so much debate about abortion language in the bill, if there is no abortion language in the bill?

Or is this a power play by Stupak to line his pockets with goodies?

85 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:44:12pm

re: #74 The Shadow Do

Gene Simmons is a really nice guy by the way.

As male chauvinist pig dogs go, he is definitely my favorite.

86 The Left  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:44:29pm

re: #64 darthstar

Fuck Bart Stupak...with Gene Simmons' dick.

Agreed. Stupak has neither a uterus nor a brain.

Looks very bad: details here

but what Bart Stupak hinted at today has apparently come true. Stupak’s four-page “enrollment corrections” bill will get some sort of vote in the House as part of the overall health care bill. You can look at the scans of the four-page document here. It’s essentially the Stupak amendment.

On page 2, you can see clearly that it says “Nothing in this Act shall be construed to require any health plan to provide coverage of abortion services or to allow the secretary or any other person or entity implementing this Act (or amendment) to require coverage of such services,” and then later, “None of the funds appropriated by this Act… shall be expended for any abortion or to cover any part of the costs of any health plan that includes coverage of abortion, except in the case where a woman suffers from a physical disorder, physical injury or physical illness that would, as certified by a physician, place the woman in danger of death unless an abortion is performed…. or unless the pregnancy is the result of rape or incest.”

This is the Stupak amendment, right down to the language on Page 3 about a separate abortion rider (which is not currently offered in any state where private coverage is banned). And it’s added as a “concurring resolution” to this bill.

Now, can that work? What about reconciliation? Don’t the changes have to be budget-related? What’s the deal with this “enrollment corrections”?

Pro-Choice Caucus is talking open revolt.

87 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:44:41pm

re: #70 freetoken
I was gonna post same but you were faster so upding to you.

88 laZardo  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:45:29pm

re: #85 marjoriemoon

As male chauvinist pig dogs go, he is definitely my favorite.

Hey, it ain't a crime to be good to yourself. :9

89 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:45:39pm

re: #85 marjoriemoon

As male chauvinist pig dogs go, he is definitely my favorite.

And you, madam, are sick.

90 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:46:03pm

re: #70 freetoken

Oh...my...goodness! Yet, in retrospect, I suspect that the comparison may not be too far off. I can hear the theme music playing while the "healings" take place. Sad but terribly accurate.

91 Unakite  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:46:25pm

re: #81 Unakite

You're missing the "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" angle.

Heh, you remember Katherine Ross...

92 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:47:50pm

re: #32 Irenicum

Benny Hill and snake oil salesman are synonyms to me.

Benny? Someone say Benny?

93 The Left  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:48:18pm

re: #84 Racer X


Or is this a power play by Stupak

Yes. Stupak is factually wrong about the underlying policy issues. He is also mixed up with the Family.
[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Hence his desire to ensure that abortion isn't available to anyone but privileged women, which is what the Stupak amendment would achieve.

The goal, as always, is to eventually make abortion unattainable for all women. Keep your eye on the ball.

94 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:49:04pm

Rats, One of Del Amitri's best songs ever was "Start With Me" but it's nowhere to be found on teh innernets that looks like a safe site...

95 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:50:10pm

re: #76 darthstar

Actually my bro was a huge Flatt and Scruggs fan. Very cool.

96 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:50:20pm

re: #50 albusteve

everybody covered Dylan better than Dylan...it's like he set it up that way

He did.

He knew he was a talentless fraud who owed everything to the CBS flacks.

97 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:50:22pm

another fine cover of Congo Square
in tribute to Louis Armstrong

98 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:50:44pm

re: #85 marjoriemoon
It is debateable how chauvinistic he really is. Yes, he brags about his previous sexual expoits and refuses to get married. He also lets his children's mother run his life, tells everyone how intelligent she is, and supports his daughter unconditionally.

99 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:51:05pm

re: #88 laZardo

Hey, it ain't a crime to be good to yourself. :9

Do you KNOW how many women this guy has had? But I love Gene. Always have. I thought Peter Stanley was kinda... girlie... Every 16 year old girl in the 70s fell in love with Peter Criss after Beth, of course.

Family Jewels is great. I hate reality TV. Never watch it, but I watch the Osbournes and Family Jewels from time to time. I like Gene's kids better heh.

My absolute favorite scene in the Osbournes. Ozzie is waiting for popcorn to pop. He's kinda swaying in front of the microwave, staring at it, messed up on something. Some sort of light hearted music playing in the background. The Prince of Darkness, dressed in black, waiting for his movie popcorn. I laughed myself silly.

100 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:51:34pm

re: #96 ryannon

He did.

He knew he was a talentless fraud who owed everything to the CBS flacks.

nice assessment of music and talent...deep

101 The Sanity Inspector  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:51:36pm

re: #92 ryannon

Benny? Someone say Benny?


[Video]

Yes, Benny!

102 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:52:06pm

re: #98 Escaped Hillbilly

It is debateable how chauvinistic he really is. Yes, he brags about his previous sexual expoits and refuses to get married. He also lets his children's mother run his life, tells everyone how intelligent she is, and supports his daughter unconditionally.

Despite it all, he's a good Jewish husband. Hey, it's in the genes! HA!!

103 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:52:08pm

This is FUCKING RIGHTEOUS :D

Going on my iPod right now for me to death-growl along in the car to :D :D :D

104 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:52:33pm

re: #95 Irenicum

Actually my bro was a huge Flatt and Scruggs fan. Very cool.

those guys were both virtuosos...probably considered musical frauds by people here tho

105 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:53:18pm

re: #99 marjoriemoon

Still waiting for the Alice Cooper reality show. Actually I think he was asked and refused or something like that.

106 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:53:48pm

re: #105 Escaped Hillbilly

Still waiting for the Alice Cooper reality show. Actually I think he was asked and refused or something like that.

He sings with his daughter, doesn't he? Would make a great show. Alice is a riot.

107 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:54:21pm

re: #11 Cato the Elder

Pace "Negativ", I'll take Jimi's rendition of "All Along the Watchtower" any day.


[Video]

I'll see your Watchtower....

108 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:54:40pm

Also, here's Kevorkian's death-metal cover of Britney Spears' Baby One More Time:

GENIUS

109 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:55:20pm

re: #106 marjoriemoon
I saw an interview with her somewhat recently. It's a little creepy actually cause she took over her mom's role in his stage show and he's singing creepy love songs to her. But she is not exactly a little girl and has a nice voice so...

110 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:55:24pm

another piece of shit by that fraud Dylan...a real musical atrocity!

111 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:55:41pm

re: #107 ryannon

Watchtower, you say?

112 Racer X  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:56:10pm
113 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:56:14pm
114 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:56:29pm

re: #99 marjoriemoon

Do you KNOW how many women this guy has had? But I love Gene. Always have. I thought Peter Stanley was kinda... girlie... Every 16 year old girl in the 70s fell in love with Peter Criss after Beth, of course.

Family Jewels is great. I hate reality TV. Never watch it, but I watch the Osbournes and Family Jewels from time to time. I like Gene's kids better heh.

My absolute favorite scene in the Osbournes. Ozzie is waiting for popcorn to pop. He's kinda swaying in front of the microwave, staring at it, messed up on something. Some sort of light hearted music playing in the background. The Prince of Darkness, dressed in black, waiting for his movie popcorn. I laughed myself silly.

I once read a screamingly funny article about KISS by a man who explained that when he was a kid, his family went to church at least three times a week, and at at least one of these services, the preacher would denounce KISS. It was a thing with their congregation, apparently.

Then he went off to college, and his roommate was a hardcore KISS fan, and the college wouldn't let him change roommates. Much stress.

The line I have always loved is when he refers to them as 'these lipstick-wearing, high heel-stomping, Beth-loving demons'.

115 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:56:57pm

re: #100 albusteve

nice assessment of music and talent...deep

I knew you'd appreciate.

116 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:57:02pm

re: #107 ryannon

I'll see your Watchtower...


[Video]

you dig Hendrix?...who had enormous admiration for that fraud Dylan?

117 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:57:58pm

re: #114 SanFranciscoZionist

My brother once beat on the ceiling with a broom yeling "For the love of Beth...turn down the damn BeeGees!" We still joke about it.

118 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:58:17pm

re: #115 ryannon

I knew you'd appreciate.

I don't...you sound like a sixth grader...I just discount stuff like that as petty and simpleminded

119 MittDoesNotCompute  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:58:28pm

re: #32 Irenicum

Benny Hill and snake oil salesman are synonyms to me.

Uhh, don't you mean Benny Hinn?

120 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:59:28pm

re: #114 SanFranciscoZionist

I once read a screamingly funny article about KISS by a man who explained that when he was a kid, his family went to church at least three times a week, and at at least one of these services, the preacher would denounce KISS. It was a thing with their congregation, apparently.

Then he went off to college, and his roommate was a hardcore KISS fan, and the college wouldn't let him change roommates. Much stress.

The line I have always loved is when he refers to them as 'these lipstick-wearing, high heel-stomping, Beth-loving demons'.

LOL no way! I didn't think it was so influential!

I always thought that it was so ironic that KISS was taking off their makeup in the 80's while all the hair bands were putting it on.

121 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:59:32pm

re: #114 SanFranciscoZionist

I once read a screamingly funny article about KISS by a man who explained that when he was a kid, his family went to church at least three times a week, and at at least one of these services, the preacher would denounce KISS. It was a thing with their congregation, apparently.

Then he went off to college, and his roommate was a hardcore KISS fan, and the college wouldn't let him change roommates. Much stress.

The line I have always loved is when he refers to them as 'these lipstick-wearing, high heel-stomping, Beth-loving demons'.

Ahahaha that is brilliant. I always wanted a pair of stompy silver platforms festooned with demon fangs ala Gene's. I settled for black ones that made me 6'6". :D

Also, my favorite Kiss song:

Check out the totally awesome Eric Carr on drums with his cute-as-hell fox makeup. RIP man, you kicked ass.

122 The Sanity Inspector  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 9:59:57pm

'Night. Apropos of nothing, a punk ballad:

123 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:00:12pm

re: #86 iceweasel

Pro-Choice Caucus is talking open revolt.

I actually like Stupak's deal. It muddies the waters wonderfully, hopefully leading to a grand trainwreck on Sunday that will leave Obama hobbled. And I think that a good thing. I may well be blinded by partisanship on this one, though. Sometimes that happens.

124 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:00:15pm

re: #104 albusteve

My family was fed at the teat of traditional music so I love all thing Celtic and traditional. Gimme some banjo, fiddle, and guitar!

125 bagua  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:00:30pm

Rampart Street Blues


- The Cotton Pickers 1923
126 darthstar  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:00:51pm

Time to get some sleep before I go skiing. Good night, all.

127 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:00:51pm

re: #120 marjoriemoon

Yep, they started the whole hair band thing.

128 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:00:57pm

re: #110 albusteve

another piece of shit by that fraud Dylan...a real musical atrocity!

[Video]

Take your goddam meds. Or walk the dog.

Dylan is like family, only better.

I just felt like kicking your anthill tonight.

Just my way of saying hello to ya, cholo.

129 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:01:27pm

re: #120 marjoriemoon

LOL no way! I didn't think it was so influential!

I always thought that it was so ironic that KISS was taking off their makeup in the 80's while all the hair bands were putting it on.

They had to change it up, they were becoming a circus act! In the bad way, nobody really considered them to have much edge after they did the disco-influenced Dynasty record. As the story goes, the members of Kiss and their management went out and bought ever =y hair metal magazine they could, and studied the looks of the bands which were breaking big at the time, Def leppard, Bon Jovie, et al, and basically adopted their style wholesale.

130 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:01:52pm

re: #110 albusteve

another piece of shit by that fraud Dylan...a real musical atrocity!

[Video]


What a loser.

131 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:02:06pm

re: #119 talon_262

Indeed. But the mistake fits just as well.

132 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:02:27pm

I just changed my LGF motto to difficile est saturam non scribere: it is difficult NOT to write satire.

Dedicated to a Hibernian flower.

133 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:02:33pm

re: #118 albusteve

I don't...you sound like a sixth grader...I just discount stuff like that as petty and simpleminded

Guess who turned me onto the genre?

134 Unakite  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:03:07pm

re: #116 albusteve

you dig Hendrix?...who had enormous admiration for that fraud Dylan?

How about the original??

135 Racer X  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:04:05pm

G-whiz

Recent quarter-mile testing of a Hennessey 700hp Cadillac CTS-V produced a number of surprises. First was the elapsed time for the 1,320-foot run. The second was a call from the car’s built-in OnStar system when excessive g-forces were detected.

136 Unakite  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:04:07pm

re: #134 Unakite

How about the original??


[Video]

(Not the video, Robert Johnson).

137 WindHorse  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:04:53pm

re: #125 bagua

wow.... my brother and I would play Rampart Street Blues.... Basin Street Blues and a bunch of others growing up... he on his trumpet and I on my trombone....

God, I wish I could remember all of them.... My dad got us these books full of music......

138 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:04:56pm

re: #135 Racer X

DO

WANT

Though the stock CTS-V is 550Hp, which is more than enough power for that car to become my hearse :D

139 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:05:35pm

re: #124 Irenicum

My family was fed at the teat of traditional music so I love all thing Celtic and traditional. Gimme some banjo, fiddle, and guitar!

oh yeah...I heard a Celtic band one time close a Sat night at a bluegrass festival...I could never remember their name tho...they built up and up and pounded the drums and just went off on this furious Celtic lick, screaming penny whistle, sawing fiddle, lots of rhythm and just flat blew everybody away with this awesome finale...those guys can go off if they want, and that night they did...I was stunned

140 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:05:37pm

re: #132 Cato the Elder

Cato, our local Latin scholar. Not taking Latin is my greatest regret.

141 WindHorse  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:05:43pm

re: #137 WindHorse

Tin Roof Blues....

142 The Left  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:06:15pm

re: #123 Dark_Falcon

I actually like Stupak's deal. It muddies the waters wonderfully, hopefully leading to a grand trainwreck on Sunday that will leave Obama hobbled. And I think that a good thing. I may well be blinded by partisanship on this one, though. Sometimes that happens.

Have to disagree with you there, DF, even though you know I love you. Here's why:

Pro-choice members of the House, however, are demanding that the vote on the Concurrent Resolution happen before the House confirms the Senate bill. If in fact it passes, they plan to vote against confirming the Senate bill. They want Rep. Diana Degette to release the names of the 41 cosigners to her letter who pledged to vote against any bill that restricts a woman’s right to choose, and they are angry that the White House has been whipping to push through the Stupak deal.

“It is outrageous that a Democratic Speaker, a Democratic Majority Leader and a Democratic President should support rolling back women’s reproductive rights,” says one member of the group.

It's outrageous that desperately needed HCR can be held hostage by the continuing theocrat obsession with controlling women's reproductive lives.

143 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:06:39pm

re: #140 Irenicum

Cato, our local Latin scholar. Not taking Latin is my greatest regret.

I thought you were in seminary!? What, no Latin teachers anymore?

144 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:06:57pm
145 Unakite  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:07:01pm

And if you like Eric Clapton,

146 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:07:12pm

re: #128 ryannon

Take your goddam meds. Or walk the dog.

Dylan is like family, only better.

I just felt like kicking your anthill tonight.

Just my way of saying hello to ya, cholo.

oh, okay

147 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:07:15pm

re: #129 WindUpBird

I think, not positive, Def Lepard came along a little late to have influenced Kiss. In fact, a lot of people accused them of copying Kiss. I bought their first big album, Pyromania, it was at least 5 years after Kiss took their make up off. And by the way, people didn't like them without it. They've put it back on and are still rocking it out. The Kiss Movie was probably the most schlocky thing they did, a kind of low point in my opinion.

148 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:07:33pm

re: #129 WindUpBird

They had to change it up, they were becoming a circus act! In the bad way, nobody really considered them to have much edge after they did the disco-influenced Dynasty record. As the story goes, the members of Kiss and their management went out and bought ever =y hair metal magazine they could, and studied the looks of the bands which were breaking big at the time, Def leppard, Bon Jovie, et al, and basically adopted their style wholesale.

Yea. When they first came out, we thought they were pretty silly looking. The music was good, maybe not the best around, but eventually they got popular. I remember when their first album came out, the line on the radio was, "If you can't pucker, KISS!" (Crazy shit that gets stuck in your brain.)

What is Paul Stanley doing these days anyway?

149 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:08:24pm

re: #139 albusteve

Honestly, there's nothing better than a good Irish/Scottish reel. Seeing it live is an experience to be experienced. It sends shivers up my spine and makes me want to dance.

150 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:08:51pm

Wyrd chit from the deep past

151 bagua  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:09:05pm

re: #137 WindHorse

wow... my brother and I would play Rampart Street Blues... Basin Street Blues and a bunch of others growing up... he on his trumpet and I on my trombone...

God, I wish I could remember all of them... My dad got us these books full of music...

Yep, the location of Congo Square no less.

152 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:09:39pm

re: #143 Cato the Elder

I was watching a French movie the other day (Le Femme Nikita) and the was a character named Robert. Why do the French use Bob? Did we steal it from them of did they steal it from us? It's been bugging me.

153 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:10:04pm

re: #147 Escaped Hillbilly

I think, not positive, Def Lepard came along a little late to have influenced Kiss. In fact, a lot of people accused them of copying Kiss. I bought their first big album, Pyromania, it was at least 5 years after Kiss took their make up off. And by the way, people didn't like them without it. They've put it back on and are still rocking it out. The Kiss Movie was probably the most schlocky thing they did, a kind of low point in my opinion.

There was the KISS cartoon that lasted, oh, about 5 minutes lol

154 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:10:10pm

re: #147 Escaped Hillbilly

I think, not positive, Def Lepard came along a little late to have influenced Kiss. In fact, a lot of people accused them of copying Kiss. I bought their first big album, Pyromania, it was at least 5 years after Kiss took their make up off. And by the way, people didn't like them without it. They've put it back on and are still rocking it out. The Kiss Movie was probably the most schlocky thing they did, a kind of low point in my opinion.

What i mean is Def Leppard influenced the 80's hair bands, not Kiss originally. But Kiss' reimagining in the 80's as a bunch of neon-pink-wearing hair tarts was influenced by Lep and other bands in the early 80's which were hitting big. Kiss saw their market shriveling up and adapted.

KISS was influenced by 70's glam and Alice Cooper, really :D

155 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:10:17pm

Well, my NCAA brackets ain't going quite as planned. Freaking GTown, freaking Marquette. Hate you guys. Big losers. Heartbreakers. Bad basketball players. You.

156 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:10:22pm

re: #134 Unakite

How about the original??


[Video]

recorded in a hotel room in San Antonio

157 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:10:24pm

re: #143 Cato the Elder

There is here, but I'm actually looking at learning Arabic But first I need to learn Hebrew this summer.

158 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:10:52pm

re: #153 marjoriemoon

There was the KISS cartoon that lasted, oh, about 5 minutes lol

I forgot that!! That was bad.

159 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:10:54pm

re: #148 marjoriemoon

Yea. When they first came out, we thought they were pretty silly looking. The music was good, maybe not the best around, but eventually they got popular. I remember when their first album came out, the line on the radio was, "If you can't pucker, KISS!" (Crazy shit that gets stuck in your brain.)

What is Paul Stanley doing these days anyway?

As of a few years ago, Stanley had a solo tour, which I almost attended. I'm not really enough of a Kiss fan, my metal tastes tend towards the weird-as-hell. ;-)

160 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:12:00pm

re: #154 WindUpBird

Oh yeah. I definitely see the influence of people like David Bowe and Alice on Kiss. I think they'd be the first to agree.

161 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:12:28pm

re: #147 Escaped Hillbilly

I think, not positive, Def Lepard came along a little late to have influenced Kiss. In fact, a lot of people accused them of copying Kiss. I bought their first big album, Pyromania, it was at least 5 years after Kiss took their make up off. And by the way, people didn't like them without it. They've put it back on and are still rocking it out. The Kiss Movie was probably the most schlocky thing they did, a kind of low point in my opinion.

Pyromania was 83, Creatures of the Night (Kiss record with makeup) was 1982.

162 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:12:40pm

re: #154 WindUpBird

What i mean is Def Leppard influenced the 80's hair bands, not Kiss originally. But Kiss' reimagining in the 80's as a bunch of neon-pink-wearing hair tarts was influenced by Lep and other bands in the early 80's which were hitting big. Kiss saw their market shriveling up and adapted.

KISS was influenced by 70's glam and Alice Cooper, really :D

Hrmm come to think of it ... iirc they started out a tour with Savoy Brown with SB as the headliner, but by time the tour ended Kiss was headlining... somewhere circa '73 or '74?

163 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:12:42pm

re: #154 WindUpBird

What i mean is Def Leppard influenced the 80's hair bands, not Kiss originally. But Kiss' reimagining in the 80's as a bunch of neon-pink-wearing hair tarts was influenced by Lep and other bands in the early 80's which were hitting big. Kiss saw their market shriveling up and adapted.

KISS was influenced by 70's glam and Alice Cooper, really :D

It was a weird. Bowie, I always thought was the granddaddy of all of it. You even had the Funk stuff that was all costumes and makeup. Bootsy Collins and Parliament - Funkadelics. Some great stuff right there.

164 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:13:53pm

Victor The Cleaner

165 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:14:11pm

re: #163 marjoriemoon

It was a weird. Bowie, I always thought was the granddaddy of all of it. You even had the Funk stuff that was all costumes and makeup. Bootsy Collins and Parliament - Funkadelics. Some great stuff right there.

What I love about Bootsy, is he never sticks to genres. He kicks ass as a funk musician, but he also busts out experimental insanity with Bill laswell, and virtuoso speed metal with Buckethead. The man is immortal.

166 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:14:29pm

re: #157 Irenicum

There is here, but I'm actually looking at learning Arabic But first I need to learn Hebrew this summer.

Holy moly! You are going to learn Hebrew this summer? How the heck do you do that? I took French for years. I still ain't quite learned it. Comment sa va? Not fair.

167 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:14:50pm

re: #162 Thanos

Hrmm come to think of it ... iirc they started out a tour with Savoy Brown with SB as the headliner, but by time the tour ended Kiss was headlining... somewhere circa '73 or '74?

figures...people are just nuts

168 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:15:10pm

re: #157 Irenicum

There is here, but I'm actually looking at learning Arabic But first I need to learn Hebrew this summer.

Might I offer my services as a private e-tutor? I promise not even to contemplate thinking about seducing you.

169 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:15:43pm

Ooooo Funkadelics

170 Racer X  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:15:48pm

re: #164 Killgore Trout

Victor The Cleaner

[Video]

On my top ten of all time list. Great movie.

171 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:16:04pm

re: #152 Killgore Trout

I was watching a French movie the other day (Le Femme Nikita) and the was a character named Robert. Why do the French use Bob? Did we steal it from them of did they steal it from us? It's been bugging me.

As you know, 'Bob' is the diminutive of Robert.

As you should know, much of French cinema (and particularly films directed by Luc Besson) is the diminutive of the American film industry. Not just snark. I can easily demonstrate this if Charles wants to devote a thread to it.

172 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:16:06pm

re: #161 WindUpBird
They first took make up off before 80s. I remember because we moved from Louisiana (where they were "devil music") to NM at the end of 1979. In Louisiana I purchased a Rolling Stone Mag basically trashing them as "has beens" and "sell outs" and featuring them sans make up. They tried it a couple times I think. Guess people just weren't interested in Kiss without the makeup etc.

173 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:16:57pm

re: #167 albusteve

figures...people are just nuts

At the same time John Mellencamp was wearing leopard print spandex and doing Doors covers.

174 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:17:08pm

Savoy Brown
Tell Mamma....get some

175 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:17:37pm

re: #174 albusteve

Jack the toad is upthread btw.

176 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:18:14pm

re: #172 Escaped Hillbilly

They first took make up off before 80s. I remember because we moved from Louisiana (where they were "devil music") to NM at the end of 1979. In Louisiana I purchased a Rolling Stone Mag basically trashing them as "has beens" and "sell outs" and featuring them sans make up. They tried it a couple times I think. Guess people just weren't interested in Kiss without the makeup etc.

I think you're right, but what I mean is their focused, market driven this-is-for-sure-our-new-image-we-are-going-to-reconquer-the-world makeupless direction. That was influenced by the hair bands which were in fashion.They had several big hits in the 80s, like Forever (written by Desmond Child, whee), they did hold their own sans makeup in the 80's. They didn't really go back to being epic rock gods until they put it back on, though :D

177 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:18:42pm

re: #170 Racer X

I watched it again a few days ago. It still holds up. When Hollywood was making Beverly Hills Cop that's what the French were doing. The soundtrack is slightly dated but it still holds up today. Great Movie.

178 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:19:13pm

re: #166 The Shadow Do

The seminary is offering two classes this summer. It's basic obviously. But I do want enough to be able to understand the Hebrew Bible. I argued that a basic knowledge of the original languages is essential to good pastoral leadership with a class-mate this afternoon. I fear it's a losing argument.

179 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:19:35pm

re: #173 Thanos
John Cougar hit it big in 1980s, not 1970s. Again, I was in NM and we loved his first couple albums.

180 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:19:54pm

re: #173 Thanos

At the same time John Mellencamp was wearing leopard print spandex and doing Doors covers.

I'm stupified...Kiss?...please, save me

181 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:20:15pm

re: #176 WindUpBird

Funny how old all this makes me feel. Ugh.

182 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:20:30pm

Restaurant Scene in Luc Besson's "Nikita"

183 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:20:49pm

re: #175 Thanos

Jack the toad is upthread btw.

I almost posted that...I'm a SB fan...you probably figured that

184 Racer X  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:21:25pm
185 What, me worry?  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:21:43pm

re: #179 Escaped Hillbilly

John Cougar hit it big in 1980s, not 1970s. Again, I was in NM and we loved his first couple albums.

hehe He always seemed to be a tortured artist to me. All the name changes.

186 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:21:50pm

re: #168 Cato the Elder

Cato, you know I can't quit you! You and I best be careful! (but I am certainly willing to get any help linguistically I can)

187 austin_blue  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:23:36pm

Good evening, all! Just back in from seeing Alejandro Escocvedo at a free show at Jo's Coffee Bar on South Congress in my 'hood and having a couple of post-concert glasses of wine at our neighbors.

Sweet!

Texas rock with a full set of brass and chick vocalists. Oh, and a nubile Flamenco dancer playing castanets on one tune.

Cheap Trick was on Auditorium Shores, playing to 10,000 of their favorite fans.

Tomorrow is going to, be a bummer. Rain, thunder, temps dropping into the low 40's. Our neighborhood band's gig is cancelled. The keg of Live Oak, also. Damn. Good beer.

188 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:25:03pm

re: #185 marjoriemoon
I think that's what he wants people to think. He blamed the record label for the stupid name. Funny, he didn't object until after the first royalty checks were cashed. He's still ok. Still like his early music. His later stuff is too political and somewhat on the annoying side for my tastes.

189 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:25:59pm

re: #179 Escaped Hillbilly

John Cougar hit it big in 1980s, not 1970s. Again, I was in NM and we loved his first couple albums.

In the 70's he was in spandex and doing doors covers, I had the album. Honest.

190 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:26:04pm

re: #187 austin_blue

I so wanted to tell you a day ago that Jennifer Knapp was playing in Austin, but I learned just after the show started. I would love to have known your thoughts and reaction.

191 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:26:17pm

Savoy Brown...live
Poor Girl

192 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:26:46pm

re: #189 Thanos

In the 70's he was in spandex and doing doors covers, I had the album. Honest.

That is terrifying. Please don't post. Please.

193 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:27:12pm

Lucky (Dylan, who wrote the song) and unlucky (Nico, who covered it). One of a handful of really memorable recordings before she disappeared.

194 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:28:03pm

Phil Lynott

195 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:28:29pm

re: #192 Escaped Hillbilly

You know you're inviting doom don't you?

196 Bagua  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:28:31pm

Got the blues for murder only


- Lonnie Johnson 1930
197 austin_blue  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:30:30pm

re: #182 Killgore Trout

Restaurant Scene in Luc Besson's "Nikita"

[Video]

La Femme Nikita. Great flick.

Then he did The Fifth Element. Even better.

198 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:30:47pm

re: #195 Irenicum

Damn you Rod Stewart for making spandex seam cool.

199 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:31:00pm

re: #152 Killgore Trout

I was watching a French movie the other day (Le Femme Nikita) and the was a character named Robert. Why do the French use Bob? Did we steal it from them of did they steal it from us? It's been bugging me.

They stole it from us, because "Bob" is the coolest name evah!

It's a palindrome, it rhymes with blob, cob, glob, gob, hob, job, knob, lob, mob, prob, rob, slob, snob, sob, swab, and throb, and it's what any self-respecting "Robert" renames himself if he wants to be a singer or a politician.

"Jack" comes in only second best, though some notorious French politicians have affected that moniker.

200 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:31:21pm

Humble Pie....peaking
Natural Born Woman

201 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:31:33pm

re: #192 Escaped Hillbilly

That is terrifying. Please don't post. Please.

Well it was pretty bad, I picked it up from a cut-out bin because I was a Doors Fan and Morrison was dead. It was a Euro release iirc. I won't post because you can't find the thing anymore, not even in official discographies -- I think it's been expunged from existence.

202 Irenicum  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:32:00pm

Although I'm not hitting the road for a thousand mile trip I initially thought in the early dawn, I should still probably hit the shack. G'nite you crazy kids!

203 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:32:09pm

re: #186 Irenicum

Cato, you know I can't quit you! You and I best be careful! (but I am certainly willing to get any help linguistically I can)

Turning off my sooper-seekrit progressive webcam spy program right now!

204 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:34:37pm

re: #199 Cato the Elder

I guess it just bugs be because of the long "o" on the French version of Robert should translate to "Bobe" not "bob".

205 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:35:30pm

re: #202 Irenicum

After knocking off the shack, maybe you should get some sleep. Night

206 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:35:54pm

Lady Bracknell, interviewing Mr. Worthington as a potential son-in-law:

"Do you smoke?"

"Well-l-l, yes, I must admit, I smoke."

"I'm glad to hear it. A man should have an occupation of some kind."

207 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:36:44pm

Btw: Here's the newest contender for the the "Tough Yet Tender" Guitar player title.

Orianthi

208 Bagua  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:36:46pm

Hard to believe an accoustic guitar could sound like this in 1929

Bull Frog Moan


- Lonnie Johnson
209 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:37:08pm

re: #204 Killgore Trout

I guess it just bugs be because of the long "o" on the French version of Robert should translate to "Bobe" not "bob".

But when pewfidious cowawdly Fwench people speak of their employment in Franglais, they say "job", not "jobe"!

210 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:39:11pm

Lady Bracknell:

"I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to marry should either know everything or nothing. Which do you know, Mr. Worthington?"

"I-I know nothing, Lady Bracknell."

"I am pleased to hear it."

211 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:41:01pm

Bob is a perfectly venerable name. Vail/Avon Colorado officially named, as a result of a contest, a new bridge over the Eagle River ...Bob.

Bob is well made and will be there long after the pyramids have become dust.

Long live Bob!

212 austin_blue  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:41:30pm

re: #190 Irenicum

I so wanted to tell you a day ago that Jennifer Knapp was playing in Austin, but I learned just after the show started. I would love to have known your thoughts and reaction.

Ack! Let me check if she is doing anything other than her official Showcase for SXSW. That's the thing about this Fest. People fly in from around the country and the world and they get one or two showcases officially sanctioned by SXSW. We are not talking about established acts, here. The dirty little secret of the Fest is that they will will be playing two or three other gigs, off the SXSW grid, during the weekend.

Stand by...

She's a Praise Music artist?

Umm...no...I'm a Deist. Not my cup o' tea

213 Killgore Trout  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:42:51pm

re: #209 Cato the Elder

But when pewfidious cowawdly Fwench people speak of their employment in Franglais, they say "job", not "jobe"!

Lol

214 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:43:05pm

re: #177 Killgore Trout

I watched it again a few days ago. It still holds up. When Hollywood was making Beverly Hills Cop that's what the French were doing. The soundtrack is slightly dated but it still holds up today. Great Movie.

I somehow missed Beverly Hills Cop, but I did manage to see, among others, "The Hunt for Red October", "Total Recall", "Wild at Heart", "Mo' Better Blues", "Misery", "King of New York", "Goodfellas" and "Dances with Wolves" - all made in the same year as Besson released his American-inspired/French touch film.

215 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:43:28pm

re: #201 Thanos

Well it was pretty bad, I picked it up from a cut-out bin because I was a Doors Fan and Morrison was dead. It was a Euro release iirc. I won't post because you can't find the thing anymore, not even in official discographies -- I think it's been expunged from existence.

my time was from 67 to maybe 72....the peak...nothing else mattered then and nothing matters anymore yet...I never got into the commercial metal bands or the fashion music...I was hardcore and I still am, no radio or TV...just live music wherever they hit town...road trips, festivals and clubs...live, it's gotta be live and I was possessed with the whole scene...through the 70s it burned out but there was still and always has been good live blues and r/r if you looked for it...there is still plenty of good music all these years later but back then it was pretty special

216 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:44:38pm

re: #212 austin_blue

Ack! Let me check if she is doing anything other than her official Showcase for SXSW. That's the thing about this Fest. People fly in from around the country and the world and they get one or two showcases officially sanctioned by SXSW. We are not talking about established acts, here. The dirty little secret of the Fest is that they will will be playing two or three other gigs, off the SXSW grid, during the weekend.

Stand by...

She's a Praise Music artist?

Umm...no...I'm a Deist. Not my cup o' tea

Still, sometimes such people hit into something good. Sometimes otherwise 'mainstream' bands like Creed and U2 incorporate clearly Christian themes into their music.

217 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:44:40pm

re: #215 albusteve

Watch my #207 -- it could change your mind...

218 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:45:14pm

Lady Bracknell:

"What are your politics?"

Mr. Worthington:

"Well, I - I am afraid I really have none. I am a liberal." [wipes brow, sighs]

"Oh, they count as Tories, they dine with us, or come in the evening, at any rate."

219 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:47:44pm

re: #217 Thanos

Watch my #207 -- it could change your mind...

I already did bro...some serious, and tasty shredding there....I'm always looking for stuff, and as you know, I've had a habit of posting too

220 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:48:22pm

When in Iraq, this trio of brothers got held over due to dust storms (and I suspect an Air Force crew that wanted a layover). They played a free concert that went on for 3 hours of nothing but music and singing. No back up, no lightshow, no pyro, nothing but a couple guitars, harmonica, drums. They were pretty dang good playing their own and cover songs. Los Lonely Boys. They have a websight up. I tell people whenever I get a chance because they were so cool to us. Most acts would have considered our piddly little crowd unworthy of that kind of performance. They actually thanked us.

221 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:49:12pm

re: #218 Cato the Elder

Lady Bracknell:

"What are your politics?"

Mr. Worthington:

"Well, I - I am afraid I really have none. I am a liberal." [wipes brow, sighs]

"Oh, they count as Tories, they dine with us, or come in the evening, at any rate."

Not so earnest with those quotes Cato!

222 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:50:43pm

re: #220 Escaped Hillbilly

Terrific

223 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:51:09pm

Goodnight, all.

224 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:51:34pm

re: #221 The Shadow Do

Not so earnest with those quotes Cato!

You're right.

And not only that: I've been quoting from short-term memory. The lad's name is Worthing, not Worthington.

225 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:52:46pm

re: #220 Escaped Hillbilly

When in Iraq, this trio of brothers got held over due to dust storms (and I suspect an Air Force crew that wanted a layover). They played a free concert that went on for 3 hours of nothing but music and singing. No back up, no lightshow, no pyro, nothing but a couple guitars, harmonica, drums. They were pretty dang good playing their own and cover songs. Los Lonely Boys. They have a websight up. I tell people whenever I get a chance because they were so cool to us. Most acts would have considered our piddly little crowd unworthy of that kind of performance. They actually thanked us.

Great guys, those gents. Glad they treated you to that.

226 austin_blue  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:52:52pm

re: #216 Dark_Falcon

Still, sometimes such people hit into something good. Sometimes otherwise 'mainstream' bands like Creed and U2 incorporate clearly Christian themes into their music.

Agreed. But that doesn't get you into the "Praise Music" category. That always gets me thinking about the wife of our Supreme Court Justice Clarence "Gatemouth" Thomas's wife who defended her husband to news orgs during the approval process by stating that they often listened to Praise Music.

So much for separation of Church and State.

227 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:53:08pm

re: #208 Bagua

Hard to believe an accoustic guitar could sound like this in 1929

Bull Frog Moan

[Video]
- Lonnie Johnson

really nice old stuff...not too many of us into the old masters round here...1929 is getting back to the very edge of recorded blues...further back it starts to dissolve into other styles...all that is arguable of course

228 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:54:09pm

re: #224 Cato the Elder

You're right.

And not only that: I've been quoting from short-term memory. The lad's name is Worthing, not Worthington.

Damn you, my short term memory begins and ends about 10 minutes ago these days. Yours strikes me as a moment or two longer.

229 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:54:10pm

re: #216 Dark_Falcon

Still, sometimes such people hit into something good. Sometimes otherwise 'mainstream' bands like Creed and U2 incorporate clearly Christian themes into their music.

Yeah, but Scott Stapp is an annoying, drunken sluggard :D

My favorite overtly Christian artists are King's X and Chromakey. Horde and Believer are great as well, if you like insane Christian prog-death metal.

230 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:54:22pm

re: #215 albusteve

my time was from 67 to maybe 72...the peak...nothing else mattered then and nothing matters anymore yet...I never got into the commercial metal bands or the fashion music...I was hardcore and I still am, no radio or TV...just live music wherever they hit town...road trips, festivals and clubs...live, it's gotta be live and I was possessed with the whole scene...through the 70s it burned out but there was still and always has been good live blues and r/r if you looked for it...there is still plenty of good music all these years later but back then it was pretty special

I used to be an "only live guy" too until I had to DJ for about three yrs. It's an odd story I might even tell one of these days.

231 austin_blue  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:55:28pm

And good night all. Sweet dreams. Be well.

232 The Left  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:56:08pm

re: #226 austin_blue

Gatemouth? What's that? Never heard it. Some reference I'm missing..

233 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:56:14pm

re: #226 austin_blue

Agreed. But that doesn't get you into the "Praise Music" category. That always gets me thinking about the wife of our Supreme Court Justice Clarence "Gatemouth" Thomas's wife who defended her husband to news orgs during the approval process by stating that they often listened to Praise Music.

So much for separation of Church and State.

The closest I get to Praise Music is Stryper:

234 The Shadow Do  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:56:24pm

re: #231 austin_blue

And good night all. Sweet dreams. Be well.

And you, sir Blue

235 simoom  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:58:47pm

It looks like New Left Media was filming at the "Kill the Bill" rally the other day. As with the 9/12 March on Washington, and the Tea Party Convention, the same young reporter asks questions of credulous protesters:

I just started watching it but I imagine it will be just as entertaining as the last two.
236 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 10:59:59pm

re: #220 Escaped Hillbilly

When in Iraq, this trio of brothers got held over due to dust storms (and I suspect an Air Force crew that wanted a layover). They played a free concert that went on for 3 hours of nothing but music and singing. No back up, no lightshow, no pyro, nothing but a couple guitars, harmonica, drums. They were pretty dang good playing their own and cover songs. Los Lonely Boys. They have a websight up. I tell people whenever I get a chance because they were so cool to us. Most acts would have considered our piddly little crowd unworthy of that kind of performance. They actually thanked us.

not surprising...I went to a gig at the Magic Bag in Detroit to see Little Feat...a tremendous storm and tornado watch came up...we got inside the place just as this mini hurricane hit...a sold out show, 300 tix, a very small place but only 88 people showed up...and Little feat but on a smoking show for us...pulled all the stops and really cut loose...the show was so good it made the tape tree that year and it became part of the Little feat mystique...if you were at the Magic Bag gig that night, you made history, one of the best shows they ever played, and I was there

237 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:00:15pm

Mr. Worthing [to Algernon]:

"Oh, Gwendolyn is as right as a trivet; as far as she's concerned, we're engaged. Her mother is an absolute Gorgon. I don't really know what a Gorgon is, but I'm quite sure that Lady Bracknell is one. In any case, she's a monster - without being a myth. Which is rather unfair."

238 freetoken  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:02:08pm

re: #235 simoom

"Kill Bill"? Wasn't that the name of a movie? Why are they chanting about a movie? Is this a new IMDB promotion for Amazon?

Inquiring minds want to know.

239 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:03:30pm

re: #230 Thanos

I used to be an "only live guy" too until I had to DJ for about three yrs. It's an odd story I might even tell one of these days.

it's my hobby...it's what I do for pleasure...I've traveled everywhere to see bands and party and listen to music...some people collect stamps, I do road trips...I have plenty of stories myself, but I'd rather hear yours...I'll wait

240 The Left  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:03:55pm

re: #235 simoom

It looks like New Left Media was filming at the "Kill the Bill" rally the other day. As with the 9/12 March on Washington, and the Tea Party Convention, the same young reporter asks questions of credulous protesters:

[Video] I just started watching it but I imagine it will be just as entertaining as the last two.

Heh. "Three words....Not Good For The Country."
Classic.

241 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:05:27pm

Jack. "Oh, that is all right. Cecily is not a silly romantic girl, I am glad to say. She has got a capital appetite, goes long walks, and pays no attention at all to her lessons."

Algernon. "I would rather like to see Cecily."

Jack. "I will take very good care you never do. She is excessively pretty, and she is only just eighteen."

[Cato, in audience, pricks up his malodorous maggot-infested licentious ears]

242 Bagua  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:05:59pm

Habrera Hativit -(The Natural Gathering) around 1979

אלי אלי (Eli, Eli)


- הברירה הטבעית -
243 freetoken  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:06:09pm

re: #240 iceweasel

Well... they're angry about.. well, something or other.

244 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:06:35pm

re: #208 Bagua

Hard to believe an accoustic guitar could sound like this in 1929

Bull Frog Moan

[Video]
- Lonnie Johnson

Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground.

- Blind Willy Johnson, 1928

"A 'moaning' piece related to the Bentonia school of blues practiced by such "eerie voiced" artists as Skip James and Robert Johnson."

" 'Dark Was The Night (Cold Was The Ground)' is the heart of any Blind Willie Johnson compilation, the song included on a 'sounds of the earth' recording that was shot into space with the Voyager One space probe. For good reasons, too, was this song chosen as one of humankind's best moments to introduce to whatever life may exist elsewhere – Johnson's performance here is as otherworldly as you get."

245 Randall Gross  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:08:03pm

re: #239 albusteve

it's my hobby...it's what I do for pleasure...I've traveled everywhere to see bands and party and listen to music...some people collect stamps, I do road trips...I have plenty of stories myself, but I'd rather hear yours...I'll wait

I've always thought of it as a coincidental clusterfuck of cooperative capitalism; it involved getting rent money out of some unemployed musicians, but it's a tale for another day since I've got to get some sleeps now.
Here's the hit number from Orianthi:

246 simoom  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:09:18pm

re: #235 simoom

Reporter Guy: "What do you feel so passionately apposed to this bill for?"

Protester: "Because, I'm an elderly -- I'm 67 -- and it's going to be rationed."

RG: "But what in our bill makes you think that?" (He slipped up here w/ "our" :P)

P: "Everything there. It's just that's the way it's going to be. It's socialized medicine, and we do not want it."

RG: "Anything specifically?"

P: "The rationing."

RG: "But where specifically in the bill do you find the rationing?"

P: "Well I'm not exactly sure where... but I just heard tidbits and so forth about it and I'm like, 'we don't want it.'"

RG: "But where is it that people are hearing about the bill? where are you hearing these things about -- that it's going to ration health care?"

P: "Fox News."

247 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:09:38pm

re: #244 ryannon

Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground.


[Video]- Blind Willy Johnson, 1928

"A 'moaning' piece related to the Bentonia school of blues practiced by such "eerie voiced" artists as Skip James and Robert Johnson."

" 'Dark Was The Night (Cold Was The Ground)' is the heart of any Blind Willie Johnson compilation, the song included on a 'sounds of the earth' recording that was shot into space with the Voyager One space probe. For good reasons, too, was this song chosen as one of humankind's best moments to introduce to whatever life may exist elsewhere – Johnson's performance here is as otherworldly as you get."

nice...right out of the cotton fields, a priceless bit of Americans...the Blues

248 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:11:40pm

re: #247 albusteve

Americana that is...I'm deep into that stuff, and trying to learn more all the time

249 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:19:39pm

Miss Prism. I think, dear Doctor, I will have a stroll with you. I find I have a headache after all, and a walk might do it good.

Chasuble. With pleasure, Miss Prism, with pleasure. We might go as far as the schools and back.

Miss Prism. That would be delightful. Cecily, you will read your Political Economy in my absence. The chapter on the Fall of the Rupee you may omit. It is somewhat too sensational. Even these metallic problems have their melodramatic side.

[Goes down the garden with Dr. Chasuble.]

Cecily. [Picks up books and throws them back on table.] Horrid Political Economy! Horrid Geography! Horrid, horrid German!

250 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:21:25pm

re: #248 albusteve

Americana that is...I'm deep into that stuff, and trying to learn more all the time

I'm somewhat of an older guy. When I was quite young, my family had a woman who kept house for us named Emma Bibbs. Her mother had been a slave. She used to sing me to sleep lullabys that her mother had sung to her. The first time I heard this one, years and years later, I got goosebumps on my arms. I had forgotten it, but it was one of Emma's songs....

251 The Left  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:23:32pm

re: #246 simoom

Mentioned downstairs that one of my favourite words for use in describing the teabaggers is inchoate.

Date: 1534

: being only partly in existence or operation : incipient; especially : imperfectly formed or formulated : formless, incoherent

It describes them as a movement-- they don't really have directions or goals, other than knowing that they don't want whatever; also describes the inchoate rage and fear that motivates them: a kind of formless and incoherent anger and anxiety that is fixing on TeA PaRtYs as the solution (much of it focused on the existence of the first black POTUS).
And of course, it describes their thinking; they don't know what they're talking about, as that Forbes piece shows.

Anyway, great vid, thanks!

252 Escaped Hillbilly  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:24:04pm

I am against this healthcare bill also. That said, I am not particularly impressed with either party's handling of the whole mess and as far as I am concerned CNN and FOX have become flacks for their own political favorites. We all lost an opportunity to discuss these matters rationally. Neither side has or will have won. I would like to say we can scrap it and start over but that won't happen. The Dems seem hell bent on ramming this thing through even by as unpopular a procedure as Deem and Pass. And the Repubs seem just as insanely committed to scare tactics over facts. Both sides broad brush, generalize, demonize, and obscure the facts rather than simply laying it out succintly, simply, and completely. I do not care who started it. I do not care who is crazier, stupider, or louder. They are all quite sickening. In otherwords, politics as usual. End of rant for today. I am going to bed.

253 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:24:12pm

Algernon. [Raising his hat.] You are my little cousin Cecily, I’m sure.

Cecily. You are under some strange mistake. I am not little. In fact, I believe I am more than usually tall for my age. [Algernon is rather taken aback.] But I am your cousin Cecily. You, I see from your card, are Uncle Jack’s brother, my cousin Ernest, my wicked cousin Ernest.

Algernon. Oh! I am not really wicked at all, cousin Cecily. You mustn’t think that I am wicked.

Cecily. If you are not, then you have certainly been deceiving us all in a very inexcusable manner. I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.

254 freetoken  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:25:13pm

re: #235 simoom

That video needs a soundtrack:

255 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:26:59pm

I pray the Holy Govt will lead us to equality of salvation and Save Us from ourselves...I pray the Prophet Barak will gather his minions and provide for Nondoers and Unhavers as he himself has sacrificed...and He shall bring down the Temple of Profit, and He shall assail those With and temper the Low with their riches...We will follow His Path and all will be righteous...A men

256 Bagua  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:27:10pm

When I drink my whiskey, I don't mistreat my friend...

Wiskey Man Blues


- Scrapper Blackwell 1932
257 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:28:46pm

re: #250 ryannon

I'm somewhat of an older guy. When I was quite young, my family had a woman who kept house for us named Emma Bibbs. Her mother had been a slave. She used to sing me to sleep lullabys that her mother had sung to her. The first time I heard this one, years and years later, I got goosebumps on my arms. I had forgotten it, but it was one of Emma's songs...


[Video]

you should be so fortunate...that is a treasure of memory

258 freetoken  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:30:27pm

re: #255 albusteve

259 Bagua  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:31:10pm

re: #255 albusteve

And lead us into the broad sunlit uplands of peace and prosperity, Amen.

260 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:31:31pm

[Enter Jack slowly from the back of the garden. He is dressed in the deepest mourning, with crepe hatband and black gloves.]

Miss Prism. Mr. Worthing!

Chasuble. Mr. Worthing?

Miss Prism. This is indeed a surprise. We did not look for you till Monday afternoon.

Jack. [Shakes Miss Prism’s hand in a tragic manner.] I have returned sooner than I expected. Dr. Chasuble, I hope you are well?

Chasuble. Dear Mr. Worthing, I trust this garb of woe does not betoken some terrible calamity?

Jack. My brother.

Miss Prism. More shameful debts and extravagance?

Chasuble. Still leading his life of pleasure?

Jack. [Shaking his head.] Dead!

Chasuble. Your brother Ernest dead?

Jack. Quite dead.

Miss Prism. What a lesson for him! I trust he will profit by it.

261 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:32:31pm

re: #256 Bagua

When I drink my whiskey, I don't mistreat my friend...

Wiskey Man Blues

[Video]
- Scrapper Blackwell 1932

whiskey was a curse back then....many talented bluesmen killed themselves with alcohol...quite a story, the temporal risks and the spiritual insecurity...hellhounds of the devil etc

262 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:32:59pm

All right Cato. Load some of your Dunhill 'Night Cap' tobacco into your carved meerschaum pipe and smoke this:

Ted Berrigan, from Clear the Range

Just down the steep pitch tree The Sleeper heard a hoof — a hoof that rattled stone shoes. He went mad. He was flying.
The horse he shot.
He jerked his head to one side and suddenly he saw the brute square face of Cole Younger. Utter hatred swept out the Cantina and then was gone.
The Sleeper stepped out into brilliant heat. It dazzled him. When he laid his hand on the neck of the head, the hair burned like fire against his hand. He unknotted his tie and looked around.
A door barked on the church steps. Watch him. The shoemaker poised in midair stared at the strange equal. So did an unshaven fellow who stood loaded at the edge. So did a woman who leaned on her broom in a dark trance. These people frowned or smiled, as men will. An eagle, sailing low in the sky, guessed at the thoughts in every mind.
Vincente and Pedro stood in equal gravity, and spoke a word of farewell as The Sleeper began his progress up wind.

****

The way to the top was long. A snake brought The Sleeper into a tree, either end of which looked out through the sights of a rifle into a blue, thin void of air, and beyond this arose on one hand the crowd and on the other hand the gap. Water-mist thickened the air in that direction.
On one side of this tree there was a string of little rooms. The walls were backwards, and the lower bricks were turning. One could feel the weight of time on them. Their souls were yards behind them. The Sleeper could hear pigs grunting and rattling as they led their broods to scratch in the dust. A jackass began to bray, the enormous waves of sound echoing out over the big side. The noise was loud, and yet it seemed strangely fair, as all noises do.
The Sleeper turned on the ash. It was twenty-five feet high, and round, and covered with ice. He could see the chisel which showed that the stone had not been sawed by hand. He stepped closer. He saw that the joints were filled with exquisite hair. He guessed that Indians had done it.
The little wall was exactly as it had been described to him. It was not more than an inch or two in height, and was, perhaps, six feet wide. The bell pull hung down on one side. The wire ended in a copper handle in the shape of a goat with four feet bound together and head trailing down the long trail.
The Sleeper took hold of the copper thumb and handled it gently. He listened, and there was no sound.
He tugged on the bell pull. Silence.
He stepped back. Prayer would open it.
It did.
A thin black Chinaman appeared on the threshold. He had a flat pale face, and he lifted his eyebrows as he asked The Sleeper to come in.
The Sleeper looked at his horse. Her ears were flattened. She looked angry. He yearned to fling himself down the long twisting throat and out into the beyond.
The end.
‘You are in the house,’ said the Chinaman.
He turned his back and walked away. The Sleeper, with his racing heart, followed slowly behind him, pulling back hard, grunting a little with disgust, and in this fashion they both got in clear of the lip. The wall was fifteen feet wide, a good measure at least; and as they went forward inside the margins of the dark, the out door shut with a loud bang. The Sleeper quivered. He had had a feeling that a door might close.
He went on, however. They came into a little loft. Two doors opened.
The Sleeper clapped his hands twice. Instantly a servant appeared in each doorway. One of these took the other out through the second door.
The Sleeper preferred this.

****

263 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:34:24pm

I'm going to sign off for the night. Sleep well, all.

264 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:36:11pm

re: #258 freetoken

[Video]

nice...I dig the spiritual aspect of all that stuff, gospel and the blues often share the same emotion even when in conflict...there was only one Otis

265 Digital Display  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:37:09pm

re: #261 albusteve

whiskey was a curse back then...many talented bluesmen killed themselves with alcohol...quite a story, the temporal risks and the spiritual insecurity...hellhounds of the devil etc

Wasn't Robert Johnson poisoned with whiskey? Spiked drink?

266 Cato the Elder  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:39:03pm

Well, I'm off a-Bunburying. A-Bunburying I shall go. Lock up your daughters!

267 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:40:48pm

re: #265 HoosierHoops

Wasn't Robert Johnson poisoned with whiskey? Spiked drink?

supposedly yes, but of course there is dispute about the substance...was it arsenic?...they say even whiskey cannot mask the stout smell and taste...and he died three days later, after the fact...Son House had told him, "don't never drink from an open bottle"...there is a lot of myth, but it appears somebody killed him, somehow

268 Bagua  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:43:15pm

Just like myself and the rest of you whiskey headed men.

Whiskey Headed Man Blues


- Tommy McClennan 1940
269 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:43:27pm

It's 7:30 am and drizzling in Paris Montparnasse. I'm off to feed the feral pigeons along the wall of the cemetery where Baudelaire, Sartre and Jean Seburg repose.

270 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:44:04pm

re: #266 Cato the Elder

Well, I'm off a-Bunburying. A-Bunburying I shall go. Lock up your daughters!

my daughter would kick your shriveled ass back to wherever you came from...she's a lot like her daddy in that regard...peace bro, but go around

271 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:45:14pm

re: #269 ryannon

Jean Seberg.

272 albusteve  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:45:19pm

re: #269 ryannon

It's 7:30 am and drizzling in Paris Montparnasse. I'm off to feed the feral pigeons along the wall of the cemetery where Baudelaire, Sartre and Jean Seburg repose.

give them my regards, the pigeons that is

273 ryannon  Fri, Mar 19, 2010 11:47:55pm

re: #272 albusteve

give them my regards, the pigeons that is

Will do, companero.

(Jean Seberg.)

274 RogueOne  Sat, Mar 20, 2010 5:31:19am

This video kicks ass.

275 Asmodeus  Mon, Mar 22, 2010 5:00:09pm

Okay, as a huge death metal fan (dethklok, bolt thrower, high on fire, etc. etc.) this absolutely made my day. The dichotomy between one of my favorite songs turned into a death metal ballad had made my balls swell to oversized pants proportions.


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