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1 MandyManners  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 8:52:01pm
2 MandyManners  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 9:05:36pm

re: #1 MandyManners

[Video]

Oh. I love the flying flag!

3 Racer X  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 9:12:51pm

Dessert tonight:

Peanut butter spread on a graham cracker,
Hershey's chocolate,
Roasted Peeps marshmallow
= Mighty fine Smores!

4 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 9:14:31pm

Shine on Moon


- Lightnin' Hopkins
5 Racer X  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 9:22:42pm

Beautiful tune Charles!

6 laZardo  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 9:40:11pm

So...who's ready for Wednesday Night Vengeance?

7 Deseeded  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 9:55:59pm

It's been a loooooong time, but this is really awesome. It reminds me a lot of a singular Bela Fleck intro...but (dare I even say it) more talented? I loved this. Thanks!

8 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:12:55pm

Time for me to sign off. Good night, all.

9 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:12:58pm

Holy cow. Have we turned into Mayberry and rolled up the sidewalks at sundown? It's a Friday night gang. Let's get it together! On my part, I've been reading up on the far right in Japan. Check the LGF pages for the link. It seems it's not just an American thing. Hyper-nationalism exists across the board, especially during hard economic times.

10 SanFranciscoZionist  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:22:29pm

re: #9 Irenicum

Holy cow. Have we turned into Mayberry and rolled up the sidewalks at sundown? It's a Friday night gang. Let's get it together! On my part, I've been reading up on the far right in Japan. Check the LGF pages for the link. It seems it's not just an American thing. Hyper-nationalism exists across the board, especially during hard economic times.

Last time Japan got all hyper-national, it didn't go so well.

11 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:25:18pm

Bad Luck and Trouble


- Lightnin' Hopkins
12 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:32:08pm

Tap, tap, tap.
Is this thing on?
Hello Lizardia!

13 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:33:54pm

Nobody is home.

14 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:36:04pm

re: #13 Bagua

Nobody is home.

LOL!.
YOU are somebody!
Graphics are bad, but the song...

15 Dancing along the light of day  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:38:24pm

And, with that.
I'm out.
Good night, all.

{{Bagua}}

16 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:39:08pm

Goodnight sweetie. Pleasant dreams.

17 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:41:30pm

A thread all to Bagua.


Welcome to Jamrock


- Damian Marley
18 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:46:29pm

Who Killed Dr. Octagon?


- Kool Keith

Leave the DJ alone and anything can happen.

19 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:48:52pm

Dr. Doom in the Room


- Dr. Doom
20 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:51:56pm

Back it Up


- Beenie Man
21 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:53:22pm

re: #17 Bagua

A thread all to Bagua.

Nah, you're never alone. I'm lurking, as usual. ;o)

22 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:57:10pm

re: #21 CuriousLurker

Nah, you're never alone. I'm lurking, as usual. ;o)

الحمد لله

23 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:58:12pm

*looks around, wonders about the 53 people who are logged in and the 1,091 who are online*

24 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 10:59:16pm

You're pretty good re: #22 Bagua

الحمد لله

You're pretty good with that.

25 Stanghazi  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:03:11pm

re: #24 CuriousLurker

You're pretty good

You're pretty good with that.

Translate please!

26 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:03:21pm

re: #24 CuriousLurker

You're pretty good

You're pretty good with that.

Mojo Hand


- Lightnin' Hopkins
27 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:03:49pm

re: #25 Stanley Sea

Translate please!

Hamdu Allah = Thank God

28 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:04:27pm

re: #25 Stanley Sea

Translate please!

Thank God.

29 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:04:30pm

Well, it seems the nights owls are still up at least. Been busy perusing.

30 Stanghazi  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:05:07pm

re: #27 Bagua

Hamdu Allah = Thank God

Thank you!

31 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:05:43pm

So, Bagua, if you don't mind me asking are you an American expat living in Europe, or are you European? It doesn't matter, I'm just curious(lurker).

32 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:07:18pm

BTW, like the Arabic theistic affirmation. I'm sure that'll blow a few shitheads' minds. And for that I thank you (I have friends who are Arabic Christians).

33 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:07:34pm

re: #30 Stanley Sea

Thank you!

اهلا وسهلا بكم

34 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:07:50pm

re:#25 Stanley Sea

re: #29 Irenicum

Cool. I don't think I've actually had a chance to talk directly with either of you.

35 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:08:27pm

re: #34 CuriousLurker

Well in that case greetings and salutations!

36 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:09:30pm

re: #31 CuriousLurker

So, Bagua, if you don't mind me asking are you an American expat living in Europe, or are you European? It doesn't matter, I'm just curious(lurker).

Martian. Bagua is a sojourner here on Earth.

37 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:10:21pm

re: #34 CuriousLurker

Of what I've seen, I've enjoyed what you've said. Nice to have you here in the Lizard neighborhood.

38 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:10:23pm

re: #35 Irenicum

Well in that case greetings and salutations!

Same to you! I've been reading your blog—it's always nice to see someone reflecting thoughtfully on their faith.

39 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:10:53pm

re: #38 CuriousLurker

Thank you. I appreciate that.

40 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:11:43pm

re: #36 Bagua

Martian. Bagua is a sojourner here on Earth.

Martians are cool. I always liked Marvin the Martian.

41 Stanghazi  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:13:04pm

re: #34 CuriousLurker

re: #29 Irenicum

Cool. I don't think I've actually had a chance to talk directly with either of you.

Hi Curious! I'm really glad you are here. I've been in lurk mood lately, but I never hesitate with my ding privilege. Look forward (and have enjoyed) your take on the issues.

42 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:13:12pm

re: #37 Irenicum

Of what I've seen, I've enjoyed what you've said. Nice to have you here in the Lizard neighborhood.

Thanks, it nice to be here (even when things get a little on the rough side).

43 Stanghazi  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:13:33pm

re: #36 Bagua

Martian. Bagua is a sojourner here on Earth.

And I am now really curious!!

44 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:14:44pm

re: #40 CuriousLurker

Martians are cool. I always liked Marvin the Martian.

Yeah, uncle Marvin is quite the stooge.

45 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:15:22pm

re: #40 CuriousLurker

Where's the Earth shattering kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom!

46 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:16:26pm

re: #45 Irenicum

Where's the Earth shattering kaboom? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom!

Yep, Marvin is quite the little Terrorist.

47 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:17:24pm

re: #42 CuriousLurker

Side from the occasional bar fights on a Friday night, it's a great place to hang out! Tonight's unusually quiet. Say something ridiculous, quick!

48 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:19:05pm

re: #41 Stanley Sea

Hi Curious! I'm really glad you are here. I've been in lurk mood lately, but I never hesitate with my ding privilege. Look forward (and have enjoyed) your take on the issues.

Hey, Stanley! It's always good to know there are people willing to keep an open mind. I've noticed that your generosity with dings—thanks for that. I try to reciprocate, but I still have a hard time keeping up sometimes. I hope you'll come out of lurk mode one day soon, but I understand how you feel as I get that way myself sometimes.

49 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:20:08pm

re: #46 Bagua

LOL! That's just about right.

50 Stanghazi  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:20:29pm

re: #46 Bagua

Yep, Marvin is quite the little Terrorist.


[Video]

Laugh or sigh...don't know.

51 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:20:56pm

re: #46 Bagua

Yep, Marvin is quite the little Terrorist.

[Video]

LMAO!

52 Stanghazi  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:21:58pm

re: #48 CuriousLurker

Your Oy Vey comment I saved as a favorite. I ask permission to repost as needed?

53 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:23:48pm

re: #52 Stanley Sea

Your Oy Vey comment I saved as a favorite. I ask permission to repost as needed?

Absolutely. I figure anything I say online may be reposted at any time, so feel free (but thanks for asking).

54 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:24:01pm

Wow. Twitter is acting REALLY weird. Haven't seen this before.

55 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:24:22pm

Whether you're sick or your sad, this musical disc make you feel so glad!

Disco Reggae


- King Yellow Man
56 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:24:45pm

re: #54 Irenicum

Wow. Twitter is acting REALLY weird. Haven't seen this before.

Heh, got my mojo working.

57 Stanghazi  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:25:39pm

re: #53 CuriousLurker

Absolutely. I figure anything I say online may be reposted at any time, so feel free (but thanks for asking).

Thanks! I really really appreciated your comment.
Really!!

58 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:26:00pm

re: #54 Irenicum

Wow. Twitter is acting REALLY weird. Haven't seen this before.

What's it doing? I hardly ever go on Twitter anymore.

59 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:28:04pm

It was jumping from my main page to retweets and other stuff just after I logged on. I use it as a newsfeed mostly nowadays, though I do have a few actual friend connected too.

60 Stanghazi  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:28:24pm

Dang, I'm West Coast so I should be able to hang for a while longer, but I'm tired...wah...

Later Lizards!

Still thrilled about the Championship Laker team! YEAH!

61 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:29:21pm

re: #60 Stanley Sea

Oh shut up!
///

62 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:29:43pm

re: #57 Stanley Sea

Thanks! I really really appreciated your comment.
Really!!

Feel free to email me any time if you have additional questions or comments. That goes for all of you. Turning my nick blue now—if you want to exchange email addresses, I'll be happy to do so now. If not, that's okay too. ;)

63 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:30:20pm

Later, Stanley. Have a good one!

64 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:31:10pm

re: #59 Irenicum

It was jumping from my main page to retweets and other stuff just after I logged on. I use it as a newsfeed mostly nowadays, though I do have a few actual friend connected too.

Hmm, that does sound weird.

65 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:33:53pm

Twittter seems to be okay on my end.

66 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:34:51pm

re: #64 CuriousLurker

They've been having issues for days now. I suspect it's either traffic issues or security. They seem to be outgrowing their britches a bit too fast. A great problem to have overall.

67 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:36:11pm

re: #66 Irenicum

They've been having issues for days now. I suspect it's either traffic issues or security. They seem to be outgrowing their britches a bit too fast. A great problem to have overall.

Indeed. I'll bet lots of businesses wish they had that problem.

68 Bagua  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:39:35pm

Night Time is the Right Time


- Lightnin' Hopkins
69 Irenicum  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:41:05pm

Well, it is late here too. Especially late. And tomorrow beckons. G'nite CL and the handful left here online tonight. Nightilee night to youtilou y'all!

70 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:42:58pm

re: #69 Irenicum

Nitey-nite & pleasant dreams!

71 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:49:19pm

Okay, storytime...

Eshu's Hat

There were once two farmers who had adjoining plots of land. All of their lives they had been the best of friends and had made a pact never to argue with each other.

One day Eshu decided to play a trick on them. He put on a tall hat which was black on one side and white on the other, then proceeded to walk down the path that divided the two farms. As he sauntered between the fields he made a point of exchanging pleasantries with each of the men. Later, when it time for Eshu to walk back down the path in the opposite direction, he turned the hat around front to back and went back the way he had come, again passing both men in their fields.

Later that day the friends got to talking about the man with the hat. Each insisted that, since he had seen BOTH sides of the hat, he was 100% certain that he was correct and that the other was either blind, lying, or just plain crazy. The quarrel became so violently out of proportion that the king eventually heard about it and had all of the parties summoned.

Upon their arrival at the palace Eshu informed the king that neither man was a liar, but that both were fools. He removed his hat and showed the former friends each side, explaining how he had tricked them. He then turned the hat inside-out and showed them that it was actually red.

72 CuriousLurker  Fri, Jun 18, 2010 11:56:10pm

Nasruddin's Mom

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother:

The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."

The second said, "I sent her a camel with a driver."

The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beat. You remember how Mom enjoyed reading the Divan-e Hafez? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Divan. It took elders of the town 19 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the Ghazal number, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:

"Ali," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.

"Reza," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the camel. And the driver is so rude!"

"My Dearest Nasruddin," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

73 CuriousLurker  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 12:08:35am

The Old Woman Who Wanted to Buy Joseph

It is said that when they sold Joseph to the Egyptians the latter treated him kindly. There were many buyers so the merchants priced him at from five to ten times his weight in musk. Meanwhile, in a state of agitation, an old woman ran up, and going among the buyers said to an Egyptian: "Let me buy the Canaanite, for I long to possess that young man. I have spun ten spools of thread to pay for him so take them and give me Joseph and say no more about it."

The merchants smiled and said: "Your simplicity has misled you. This unique pearl is not for you; they have already offered a hundred treasures for him. How can you bid against them with your spools of thread?" The old woman, looking into their faces, said: "I know very well that you will not sell him for so little, but it is enough for me that my friends and enemies will say, 'this old woman has been among those who wished to buy Joseph'."

He who is without aspiration will never reach the boundless kingdom. Possessed of this lofty ambition a great prince regarded his worldly kingdom as ashes. When he realized the emptiness of temporal royalty, he decided that spiritual royalty was worth a thousand kingdoms of the world.

From The Conference Of The Birds

74 CuriousLurker  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 12:12:22am

re: #36 Bagua

Martian. Bagua is a sojourner here on Earth.

And now I'll depart with e dedication to our resident space cowboy, Bagua.

G'night lurkers & Lizards...

75 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 12:12:41am

Wine Up


- Kat DeLuna ft. Elephant Man
76 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 12:19:37am

Nuh Linga


- Elephant Man
77 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 12:24:36am

Sweep


- Elephant Man
78 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 12:38:50am

Chat to Mi Back


- Lady Saw
79 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:02:00am
80 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:17:16am

Dutty Wine


- Tony Matterhorn
81 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:21:34am

Thunderstorm woke me up...

82 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:22:15am

Thunder is shaking the house...

83 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:22:26am

re: #81 HoosierHoops

Thunderstorm woke me up...


Was the music too loud?

84 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:23:03am

re: #83 Bagua

Was the music too loud?

If it's too loud you are too old

85 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:25:27am

re: #84 HoosierHoops

If it's too loud you are too old

Turn it up.

86 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:25:28am

Hot Wuk


- Mr Vegas
87 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:29:11am

Nuh Fren, Tek Weh Yuself


- Mr. Vegas
88 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:33:10am

I met a girl walking her dog the other day...She has like a mini Collie..
She loves Winston...We have a doggie play date Sunday at noon over lunch.
Winston..I love you dude..She is really cute

89 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:35:15am

re: #88 HoosierHoops

I met a girl walking her dog the other day...She has like a mini Collie..
She loves Winston...We have a doggie play date Sunday at noon over lunch.
Winston..I love you dude..She is really cute

She is cute or the mini collie? Confused here.
/

90 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:37:23am

Movado Dreaming


- Movado
91 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:38:49am

re: #89 Cannadian Club Akbar

She is cute or the mini collie? Confused here.
/

Both her and the dog...The dogs name is Maggie May..Like the song...
*Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you*
Too bad I'm moving soon.. She is hot...

92 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:41:00am

re: #91 HoosierHoops

Both her and the dog...The dogs name is Maggie May..Like the song...
*Wake up Maggie I think I got something to say to you*
Too bad I'm moving soon.. She is hot...

And you have that annoying drunk guy on your couch...
(kidding)

93 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:42:17am

re: #92 Cannadian Club Akbar

And you have that annoying drunk guy on your couch...
(kidding)

LOL

94 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:47:11am

I'll be back.

95 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:48:46am

re: #94 Cannadian Club Akbar

I'll be back.

OK Arnold

96 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:49:12am
97 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:50:45am

re: #96 Bagua

After-party with Selekta Bagua

Nice page dude...Have you seen Hustle&flow?
Do you like 50 cent?

98 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:56:51am

re: #97 HoosierHoops

Nice page dude...Have you seen Hustle&flow?
Do you like 50 cent?

It's a Reggae Party, but a little Hip Hop fits right in. Am checking out your movie, looks like fun.

99 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 1:58:20am

re: #98 Bagua

It's a Reggae Party, but a little Hip Hop fits right in. Am checking out your movie, looks like fun.

The best hip hop movie ever made in history...5 star from Memphis

100 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 2:01:40am

re: #99 HoosierHoops

I also like Hip Hop, of course.

How High Method Man & Red Man

101 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 2:08:58am

re: #100 Bagua

I also like Hip Hop, of course.

How High Method Man & Red Man
[Video]

Hustle&Flow...The best hip hop movie of all time
8 mile.. RIP Brittany Murphy I loved her..cute, funny...great coming of age movie...The ending was classic..'I'm going bitch you!'
get rich or die trying.. I'm a big 50 cent fan...I was in a hillbilly bar once that had 50 cent on the juke box.. I played all the songs twice...It was so funny sitting at the bar looking at peoples faces.. Nobody knew who played the songs...It was wonderfully uncomfortable

102 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 2:16:50am

Only in America
Alvin Greene
Would somebody please find out who paid 10 grand to put him on a ballot..
Follow the Money

103 Bagua  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 2:19:11am

re: #101 HoosierHoops

Cool, I'll add more Hip Hop to the Jam.

HalfSharkAlligator Halfman


- Kool Kieth
104 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 2:27:16am

The Storm has past.. There is nothing like waking up at 4am with the sky above you exploding and the house shaking...Dang! That was intense...

105 ryannon  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 2:44:39am

Mandy's in da house!

106 ryannon  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 2:50:36am

A nice homage to Jean Seburg, Jean-Paul Belmondo and the Jean-Luc Godard's film "Breathless", around the Velvet Underground's Rock and Roll Music:

107 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 2:53:25am

Good morning to anyone out there. I'm not usually up at 2:44 am (time here) but it was enjoyable day and expecting more a little later.
Storms in the mid-west. I remember them well and enjoyed each one. Especially when the thunder sounds like it's in the room with you.
Starbucks is just down the street but too early for them. Making coffee in a hotel room never turned out well so won't even try that one.
Hope all lizards will wake to a beautiful weekend with many exciting activities in store with loved ones.

108 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 2:56:31am

re: #107 Semper Fi

I got woke up at 4am by a huge thunderstorm..Intense...
I'm sleepy and will....

109 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 3:01:56am

re: #108 HoosierHoops

I got woke up at 4am by a huge thunderstorm..Intense...
I'm sleepy and will...

Hi Hoops,
Hopefully I'll soon be sleeping again. Nice and quiet after the storm as I recall.

110 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 3:03:30am

Gonna lie down a give it another go. See ya's.

111 ryannon  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 3:03:54am

A still of Belmondo and Seberg from "Breathless"

It was 1960, Godard had reinvented cinema, the world was young and suddenly, everything seemed possible....

Image: godard.jpg

112 Darth Vader Gargoyle  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 3:04:04am

re: #108 HoosierHoops

I got woke up at 4am by a huge thunderstorm..Intense...
I'm sleepy and will...

I woke one night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered....

Good Morning to Charles Johnson's Private Reptilian Brigade!

113 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 3:05:02am

re: #109 Semper Fi

Hi Hoops,
Hopefully I'll soon be sleeping again. Nice and quiet after the storm as I recall.

Hi
Man that was an intense storm! It's quiet now...Dude..It was intense...I'm ready to go back to bed.. Have a great weekend!

114 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:01:28am

Hola, morning honcos!

Folks:

RWC and Dragon_Lady have made a most generous offer.

Today, and today ONLY, the first four people who purchase an LGF cookbook can go here or here, and choose any one of those images they like and will get an 8x10 print of that image, FREE, for ordering the cookbook.

This is a most generous offer!

To preserve anonymity, RWC has set it up with the lab that prints these for you to order the print directly from them.

If you order a book today, LULU.com will send you an automatic "thank you" note.

Delete any personal information (your name, address etc), and forward that note to me by e-mail, and I will send you the ordering information. First four!

Sounds like a great deal to me!

115 Tigger2005  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:01:47am

I tried to submit this video to LGF linkage, but it says it's already posted. I can't find it, though. It's hilarious...what happens when BP spills coffee?

116 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:03:30am

re: #115 Tigger2005

I tried to submit this video to LGF linkage, but it says it's already posted. I can't find it, though. It's hilarious...what happens when BP spills coffee?


[Video]

It is hilarious (I know, I'm the one who posted it to LGF Pages - although one person dinged it down, for some reason!).

117 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:08:11am

Morning all.

118 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:39:31am

Good morning Lizards ..... here's a little bit of intellectual nourishment for breakfast: courtesy of Victor Davis Hanson.

[Link: victorhanson.com...]

It's a nice analysis of the current trends in our relationship with Great Britain and the possible reasons for them. A very good read.

119 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:40:17am

Add something witty to this post. 'Cause I got nothin'.

120 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:42:57am

re: #119 Cannadian Club Akbar

Add something witty to this post. 'Cause I got nothin'.

then you ain't got nothin' to lose ...

121 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:46:49am

From another VDH column on Obama & The Gulf disaster ...

Do we not see the injustice of it all, of holding a green Mr. Obama culpable for either the blowout or the tardy and insufficient efforts at clean-up? Does Obama appoint another “czar?” Does he do to BP what he did to Las Vegas, the saw-happy surgeons, Rush Limbaugh and Fox News? Is the spill to oil companies what the 2008 panic was to GM? Is there some sort of cash-for-clunkers PR fix? A Bush memo to be found ordering drilling from a zillion feet?

What to do? Where to turn? Whom to blame? Who unfairly established this strange post-Katrina precedent that the president of all people — not the mayor, not the governor, not private enterprise — is ultimately responsible?

We can all question that unfair premise, and did so in 2005, but critics like Obama himself made the federal response to Katrina a campaign issue. And so here we are with him hoisted with his own petard.

122 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:48:32am

re: #120 _RememberTonyC

then you ain't got nothin' to lose ...

Did you hear the one about the guy who ran out of gas? A bee flew into his car and asked what the problem was. Guy said "I ran out of gas". So the bee gathered his friends, entered the tank, then left. The bee says "Try starting the car now". Dude did. It started. Dude said "How did you do that"? The bee said BP.

123 Cathypop  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:50:36am

re: #122 Cannadian Club Akbar

Did you hear the one about the guy who ran out of gas? A bee flew into his car and asked what the problem was. Guy said "I ran out of gas". So the bee gathered his friends, entered the tank, then left. The bee says "Try starting the car now". Dude did. It started. Dude said "How did you do that"? The bee said BP.

You're right. you aint got nothin
Morning everyone

124 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:50:47am

re: #122 Cannadian Club Akbar

Did you hear the one about the guy who ran out of gas? A bee flew into his car and asked what the problem was. Guy said "I ran out of gas". So the bee gathered his friends, entered the tank, then left. The bee says "Try starting the car now". Dude did. It started. Dude said "How did you do that"? The bee said BP.

not bad ... but isn't the bee population being threatened by the cell phone towers that are everywhere now? if the bees are wiped out, BP is history too!

125 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:51:29am

Biden says stimulus working, US economy on track
[Link: www.google.com...]


"The fact is the Recovery Act is working," Biden told a news conference as the administration kicked off a six-week series of events called "Recovery Summer," to highlight the numerous infrastructure programs funded by the 787-billion-dollar plan.

I think he's the guy palin is talking about:

Marijuana is a 'minimal problem'
[Link: www.politico.com...]


“If somebody's gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody any harm, then perhaps there are other things our cops should be looking at to engage in and try to clean up some of the other problems we have in society.”

Related:
Drunk and Stoned:

126 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:51:34am

re: #123 Cathypop

You're right. you aint got nothin
Morning everyone

Well, you're just mean.
/

127 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:54:52am

Is chocolate a proper breakfast meal?

128 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:56:53am

re: #125 RogueOne

even Palin can be right on occasion. legalizing weed, guaranteeing the quality of the product, and taxing the shit out of it is an idea that should be debated and considered. If a 20 pack of "Maui Wowie" sold for 50 bucks and the feds got $25, we could pay for a lot of programs.

129 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:57:47am

Earlier this week I referenced this poll:

[Link: publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com...]

..which points out that among independents Obama is trailing Palin. Only by one point but losing is losing. Gus or Freetoken (don't remember which) questioned if it was a Rass poll but I couldn't remember where I had seen it. Luckily someone posted a story about it yesterday which reminded me of the conversation.


All five of the possible GOP contenders lead Obama with independents, but Paul does so by the widest margin at 46-28.

130 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 5:58:24am

re: #128 _RememberTonyC

even Palin can be right on occasion. legalizing weed, guaranteeing the quality of the product, and taxing the shit out of it is an idea that should be debated and considered. If a 20 pack of "Maui Wowie" sold for 50 bucks and the feds got $25, we could pay for a lot of programs.

Exactly. That is where the word decriminalization and legalized matters.

131 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:00:10am

re: #128 _RememberTonyC

re: #130 Cannadian Club Akbar

Biden has obviously managed to get hold of the good stuff. Just like the people still holding on to the belief that Nancy Pelosi will still be speaker after November.

132 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:00:24am

re: #130 Cannadian Club Akbar

Exactly. That is where the word decriminalization and legalized matters.

and legalization would put a dent into the drug trade BIG TIME. Seems like an idea that's time may have come ...

133 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:01:48am

re: #132 _RememberTonyC

and legalization would put a dent into the drug trade BIG TIME. Seems like an idea that's time may have come ...

Agreed. Tax the fuck out of it. The drug dealer do.

134 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:01:59am

re: #131 RogueOne

VDH expressed it quite well in my #121 ... payback can be a bitch

135 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:05:06am

re: #133 Cannadian Club Akbar

Agreed. Tax the fuck out of it. The drug dealer do.

I have (maybe had) 5 acres. Do you know how much weed I could grow?

136 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:06:20am

re: #133 Cannadian Club Akbar

Agreed. Tax the fuck out of it. The drug dealer do.

the govt can tax the shit out of it, guarantee good quality, and it would STILL cost less than buying it from dealers on the street. I think of it like alcohol when it comes to vices. Have a minimum age for buying it. It may be unhealthy, but so are many other things like cigarettes, booze, and certain foods. Sometimes you gotta think out of the box when looking at the big picture. And the revenue generated, plus the decreased street drug activity make this a win/win.

137 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:07:30am

re: #135 Cannadian Club Akbar

I have (maybe had) 5 acres. Do you know how much weed I could grow?

enough to last at least a week or two

138 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:08:10am

re: #136 _RememberTonyC

The gubment can come up with some quality weed, I'm sure.

139 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:09:01am

re: #137 _RememberTonyC

enough to last at least a week or two

I personally don't smoke.

140 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:09:21am

I'd be very curious about the results of an LGF poll if Charles likes the idea.

Q: Should weed be legalized and heavily taxed?

Yes
No

141 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:09:55am

re: #140 _RememberTonyC

I'd be very curious about the results of an LGF poll if Charles likes the idea.

Q: Should weed be legalized and heavily taxed?

Yes
No

Si.

142 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:09:58am

re: #139 Cannadian Club Akbar

I personally don't smoke.


cause you're always hammered on CC?

/

143 Boogberg  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:10:05am

Anyone following the Kevin Costner story? The centrifuge technology he purchased looks promising.

Ocean Therapy Solutions

Looks like BP is gonna buy 32 of of the machines.

144 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:10:34am

re: #138 Cannadian Club Akbar

The gubment can come up with some quality weed, I'm sure.

hawaii will get rich!

145 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:10:49am

re: #142 _RememberTonyC

cause you're always hammered on CC?

/

Heh.

146 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:11:53am

re: #144 _RememberTonyC

hawaii will get rich!

We grow some quality weed in Florida.

147 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:13:51am

re: #146 Cannadian Club Akbar

We grow some quality weed in Florida.


LOL .... I'll bet you do ... Is this the "green" economy we've been promised?

148 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:15:24am

This story is a few years old but it's probably still accurate:

[Link: seattletimes.nwsource.com...]

Marijuana is...


... among the top three cash crops in 30 states, Gettman said. He said Washington is the nation's fifth-largest producer, behind California, Tennessee, Kentucky and Hawaii.

Nationally, domestic marijuana production has increased 10 times over in the past 25 years, from 1,000 metric tons in 1981 to 10,000 metric tons in 2006, according to federal government estimates cited in the report.

149 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:15:37am

re: #147 _RememberTonyC

OMG. Don't get me started.

150 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:17:45am

Good Morning all!
How is the early shift today?

151 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:19:02am

re: #150 Rightwingconspirator

Good Morning all!
How is the early shift today?

Fair to partly cloudy. But it could change.

152 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:20:06am

re: #116 reine.de.tout

A down ding without comment? Not nice. I can respect disagreement, even an argiment but that's always struck me as a tiny bit cowardly.

153 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:20:48am

re: #150 Rightwingconspirator

Good Morning all!
How is the early shift today?

making sense and proposing creative solutions to the problems of the world ... as usual!

154 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:21:37am

re: #153 _RememberTonyC

You guys were tempting me to a wake and bake.

155 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:22:21am

re: #154 Rightwingconspirator

You guys were tempting me to a wake and bake.

I miss those days.

156 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:22:34am

re: #154 Rightwingconspirator

You guys were tempting me to a wake and bake.


it's the weekend .... go nuts!

157 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:24:23am

re: #156 _RememberTonyC

Not yet. Just waiting for the "golden" light in my yard. Maybe an hour. Planning to grab the Canon and post some more nature. Broaden the choices for todays Cookbook buyers. The first 4 anyway.

158 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:24:35am

Drudge is freaking out about some new world currency again.

159 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:25:45am

re: #158 Killgore Trout

Drudge is freaking out about some new world currency again.

But, But, it's the LEADER of RUSSIA!!!!!!

160 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:26:50am

re: #158 Killgore Trout

I saw that. Notice they show a gold coin? Not gonna happen. I think gold would be $100,000 (wild guess) per ounce if you took the big currencies and did the math.

161 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:28:26am

have to go for a bit...

162 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:31:14am

re: #160 Rightwingconspirator

It's also an old story. One of his links goes to an article from 2009
Medvedev Shows Off Sample Coin of New ‘World Currency’ at G-8

July 10, 2009

163 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:31:18am

re: #157 Rightwingconspirator

Not yet. Just waiting for the "golden" light in my yard. Maybe an hour. Planning to grab the Canon and post some more nature. Broaden the choices for todays Cookbook buyers. The first 4 anyway.

nice .... i'm going to walmart ... wanna trade?

164 _RememberTonyC  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:32:20am

later Lizards!

165 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:32:48am

re: #163 _RememberTonyC

See if they have any deals on picture frames. Heh.

166 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:33:58am

re: #162 Killgore Trout

It's also an old story. One of his links goes to an article from 2009
Medvedev Shows Off Sample Coin of New ‘World Currency’ at G-8

July 10, 2009

Hmm, maybe that's why it's labelled "flashback"/

167 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:39:17am

and another libertarian is born:

Teen With Law Enforcement Dreams Arrested and Dog Shot
[Link: www.39online.com...]

Karlton Stephenson never thought he find himself on the other side of the law. The 16-year-old is part of a program for teens interested in law enforcement. But on Tuesday night he was a suspect.

"About the time I got about right here, he said hey son! Put your hands up! Next thing I know he drew his gun," said Stephenson.

Just minutes prior, Houston police dispatched a call of a suspicious person carrying a gun. The suspect's clothing description matched Stephenson.

"He was like this over me, like this with his gun drawn on me, and my dog was right here. I was like can I get my dog! Can I get my dog!" he said.

Stephenson said he was laying face down on the ground and tried to calm his three-year-old boxer, Bush, who became excited during the commotion and confusion.

"My dog, he was like, he jumped up and looked at him. And (the officer) said dog! Boom!" Stephenson said, demonstrating how the officer shot and killed the dog.

168 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:41:26am

re: #166 RogueOne

It was a stupid story last year and it's a stupid story this year. It's a silly thing to have as his top story.

169 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:47:49am

re: #168 Killgore Trout

It was a stupid story last year and it's a stupid story this year. It's a silly thing to have as his top story.

A. I was just pointing out that it didn't take a whole lot of detective skills to know it was an old story.

and B. Why is it a stupid story? There has been story after story about the possibility of replacing the dollar as the worlds currency. The Euro is in trouble, China thinks the Yen should be the new standard, the UN said last year there should be a new currency. It's an ongoing story but I don't see anyone, other than the NWO fanatics, in a panic.

170 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:51:30am

re: #168 Killgore Trout
It's not always the mean cop kills the dog foolishly.
I just tried to find a link to a SWAT incident. Can't find it. Too many years ago. In short-Meth lab raid, 4 man stack enters, #1 man gets bit badly by a pit bull just inside. A fighting dog. The cop tries to fend off the dog, winds up shooting himself, the men behind him get all bunched up with the injured officer... Anyway several cops wind up wounded and the dog dead. Part of the issue was his gun was too long to engage the dog, which had him by the crotch and the big inner thigh tendon. The case is famous in cop training circles. As a warning.

171 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:53:05am

PIMF-170 intended for Rogue one

172 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 6:53:34am

Obviously this officer didn't hear the story about the cop in TX who did the same thing last year to an NFL player:

Cop Arrests Man For Taking Wife To Emergency Room
[Link: www.newschannel9.com...]


What was supposed to be a honeymoon and week of vacation has turned into a nightmare for a couple who work at Erlanger Medical Center.

Eric Wright was arrested by a Chattanooga Police officer when he rushed his wife Aline to the emergency room at Erlanger with stroke symptoms.

The couple married this last Sunday and were taking their only vacation allowed for the year at Erlanger when Aline got very sick Wednesday night. Her face was drooping and her speech was slurred. Eric is a medic and served tours with the Army in Iraq and Afghanistan, while Aline is a registered nurse. Both knew they had to get to an emergency room fast.

"I would like an apology from the officer because he indeed delayed my care," Aline Wright said.

173 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:04:01am

re: #170 Rightwingconspirator

It's not always the mean cop kills the dog foolishly.
I just tried to find a link to a SWAT incident. Can't find it. Too many years ago. In short-Meth lab raid, 4 man stack enters, #1 man gets bit badly by a pit bull just inside. A fighting dog. The cop tries to fend off the dog, winds up shooting himself, the men behind him get all bunched up with the injured officer... Anyway several cops wind up wounded and the dog dead. Part of the issue was his gun was too long to engage the dog, which had him by the crotch and the big inner thigh tendon. The case is famous in cop training circles. As a warning.

They always shoot the dog. It happens often enough that you have to question if it's rule #1 or #2.

Two stories just from this week:

[Link: www.wjla.com...]


A Northwest woman is devastated after she says her pet of 13 years was shot and killed by D.C. police.

Marietta Robinson, 62, is still visibly traumatized after witnessing her 13 year old companion, Wrinkles, be shot and killed Tuesday night.
.....
Robinson says she let them in under one condition.

"I said 'can I put my dog in the bathroom?'...The officer said 'yes' and then he opened the door and shot her," Robinson told us.

Bullet holes in the bathroom mark the spot where Wrinkles was killed.

"You can see all of the bullet holes, about eight bulletholes in this door. There is a bullet holein the dryer..all up and down the steps. There's bullets everywhere," pointed out Robinson.

and this one comes with video, the officers claimed the dog wasn't tied which is clearly not the case. They also said the dog was vicious, again it's pretty easy to see that isn't the case:

[Link: www.whig.com...]


A video showing LaGrange police officers shooting a dog is creating an Internet sensation and drawing the ire of some city residents.

City residents said the owner of the dog, Marcus Mays, was ticketed for not keeping it on a leash or in a pen. The LaGrange city clerk confirmed Mays has a city court appearance for the city ticket today in LaGrange.

The nearly 10-minute video, shot from a camera apparently located inside a police vehicle, is posted on YouTube and shows the dog standing in front of a mobile home, tied to the home with a chain or rope. The dog, which appears to be a bulldog, does not offer any resistance and allows an officer to put a leash on it.

The next part of the video shows the dog, tied with a chain to the back of a vehicle, calmly lying down on the street as two officers talk on cell phones, one with a Taser drawn.

The street signs at the intersection are visible but unreadable.

When one of the officers attempts to use a long catch pole to collar the dog, it begins to react and furiously bark at the officers, rearing up on its hind legs and lunging toward them.

The dog is put on the pole and guided to the side of the road. One of the officers then draws his gun and shoots the dog, dropping it to the ground.

the whole video in question:

174 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:08:26am

re: #173 RogueOne

That would be a wildly out of policy use of force. Here anyway. I hope the cop gets fired.

175 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:10:31am

re: #170 Rightwingconspirator

and in reference to your point:

Officer injured in friendly fire shooting
[Link: abclocal.go.com...]


Police say the officers were attacked by one of two pit bulls that live in the house, and both officers opened fire.

Corporal Lawrence McKenny was shot in the leg, the bullet going right through his left calf. He was rushed to the hospital where he was treated and then sent home.

"Every time they serve a search warrant you don't know what's on the other side of the door," said Lt. Frank Vanore of the Philadelphia Police. "These officers moved past a particular area, cleared it, and this dog came loose and came from behind."

The woman who lives in the house says there was no attack.

Beatrice Baylor says she was trying to put the dogs in the basement as she was told, but one of them named "Blue" is afraid of stairs and freaked out.

"He got in the middle and there was gunshots and everything. I ran right to him," Baylor said. "He was scared."

Police say it appears the dog didn't bite either of the officers. It's not clear yet if Corporal McKenny shot himself or was hit by his partner, Officer Ron McCutchen.

176 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:13:23am

re: #175 RogueOne

Different incident. Too recent by about 5 years.

177 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:17:47am

re: #176 Rightwingconspirator

Different incident. Too recent by about 5 years.

Just a link to a story like yours, didn't mean to suggest it was the story you were talking about. There was another story recently where the feds had the same problem serving a warrent. One DEA agent was shot by another coming in the back door not knowing he was aiming for the police dog.

178 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:18:24am

warrant, doh. PIMF.

179 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:19:45am

There are some seriously twisted people out there:

Woman WhoTortured, Killed Dogs In Sheraden Turns Self In
Investigators Say Suspect Tried Blaming Her Kids
[Link: www.wpxi.com...]


Pittsburgh police said a Sheraden woman has surrendered on charges that she killed her two dogs and tried to pin their deaths on her son and another man.

Deborah Kyles, 52, surrendered Friday morning, a day after police charged her with two counts of animal cruelty and one count of filing false police reports.

Police said Kyles bound, suffocated and injected a Chihuahua with antifreeze in April. Investigators said Kyles told them she found the dog in the back of her daughter's boyfriend's truck.

A second dog was discovered May 4 in her back yard after a neighbor called police. The Pomeranian had been stabbed, its head covered in a plastic bag and its legs bound.

"The crimes are premeditated. Deborah Kyles not only killed her dogs, she tortured her dogs," said Pittsburgh Police Officer Christine Luffey.

180 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:21:20am

re: #179 RogueOne

There are some seriously twisted people out there:

Woman WhoTortured, Killed Dogs In Sheraden Turns Self In
Investigators Say Suspect Tried Blaming Her Kids
[Link: www.wpxi.com...]

Oh, hell.
I really hate reading stories about people who mistreat/torture/kill their animals or children, the most dependent and vulnerable among us.
Makes me ill.

181 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:24:42am

16 Topless Dancers Facing Exposure Charges
[Link: www.wsoctv.com...]


Mecklenburg County Alcohol Beverage Control Commission officials and officers from the Pineville Police Department completed the undercover compliance investigation over a six-month period. It included Crazy Horse, the Paper Doll Lounge, Gentlemen’s Club, Gold Club, Uptown Cabaret, Leather & Lace South, Leather & Lace North and Baby Dolls.

ABC officials said the topless dancers are charged with violating a state law that prohibits them from performing nude.

It took them 6 months to figure out if anyone was topless. I'm sure they hated every month of it.

182 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:26:18am

Ghana scores! Tied with the Aussies 1-1

183 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:35:51am

re: #181 RogueOne

Well, at least that is a more pleasant mental picture than the last story... :)

184 Firstinla  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:38:39am

re: #181 RogueOne

Officer says "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I need to come back next week to make sure."

185 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:39:35am

How I would change Soccer
1) break the game into 4 quarters with 3 time outs allowed per half
You need that time to sell beer and food...Guys will watch anything with Beer commercials
2) Shrink the field by 30% It worked for arena football
More excitement on the field
3) No off-sides
Face it..It's just a bunch of guys running around kicking a ball...No off-sides
4) The circle of Death
That big circle in the middle of the field? No fouls if you are in that circle...Guy has the ball? Tackle him..

186 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:40:43am

re: #185 HoosierHoops

How I would change Soccer
1) break the game into 4 quarters with 3 time outs allowed per half
You need that time to sell beer and food...Guys will watch anything with Beer commercials
2) Shrink the field by 30% It worked for arena football
More excitement on the field
3) No off-sides
Face it..It's just a bunch of guys running around kicking a ball...No off-sides
4) The circle of Death
That big circle in the middle of the field? No fouls if you are in that circle...Guy has the ball? Tackle him..

5) Make it NFL football instead of soccer.

187 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:42:24am

re: #184 Firstinla

Officer says "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I need to come back next week to make sure."

Reminds me of a local story of cops busting massage parlors for prostitution. Cops went undercover as customers several times to make sure something illegal was going on.

188 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:44:18am

Now for some very important analysis:

The State of the Ninja Pop-culture cliché or poised for a comeback?
[Link: www.slate.com...]


An American citizen was arrested today as he tried to cross the border into Afghanistan to track down Osama bin Laden, ninja-style. Armed with a handgun, 40-inch sword, dagger, and night-vision equipment, 52-year-old construction worker Gary Brooks Faulkner told police he was on a one-man mission to kill the al-Qaida leader. In 2007, Grady Hendrix assessed the state of the ninja in pop culture, and traced its influence to the Middle East.

I'm all for a comeback if for no other reason than the Pirates Vs. Ninja arguments.

189 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:44:32am

re: #186 Mad Al-Jaffee

5) Make it NFL football instead of soccer.

6) you get 6 fouls per game like Basketball.. Raise the intensity level...You can knock the crap out of somebody 6 times.. Try a Shaq on the backline defense..

190 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:45:04am

re: #189 HoosierHoops

6) you get 6 fouls per game like Basketball.. Raise the intensity level...You can knock the crap out of somebody 6 times.. Try a Shaq on the backline defense..

7) landmines randomly planted in the field

191 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:45:11am

re: #189 HoosierHoops

6) you get 6 fouls per game like Basketball.. Raise the intensity level...You can knock the crap out of somebody 6 times.. Try a Shaq on the backline defense..

That would work in golf too. Think of the ratings.

192 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:46:55am

re: #186 Mad Al-Jaffee

5) Make it NFL football instead of soccer.

and issue helmets.

193 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:47:37am

re: #190 Mad Al-Jaffee

7) landmines randomly planted in the field

that can be set-off remotely by opposing coaches.

194 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:47:45am

re: #190 Mad Al-Jaffee

7) landmines randomly planted in the field

8) Team sponsored Post game riots

195 Firstinla  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:48:29am

re: #191 RogueOne

Land mines scattered randomly on golf courses would probably improve viewership, especially for major tournaments

196 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:49:31am

Anyway, that was fun. Morning all

197 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:52:33am

9) Pipe in music..Screw the plastic horns
AC/DC Hell's bells and who let the dogs out are a requirement...
Any personnel changes? Enter the Sandman
More Rap less crap

198 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:53:13am

re: #197 HoosierHoops

9) Pipe in music..Screw the plastic horns
AC/DC Hell's bells and who let the dogs out are a requirement...
Any personnel changes? Enter the Sandman
More Rap less crap

10) Replace vuvuzuelas with tubas

199 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 7:54:38am

re: #198 Mad Al-Jaffee

10) Replace vuvuzuelas with tubas

or...
Image: backwardgImage1.jpg

200 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:00:18am

re: #197 HoosierHoops

9) Pipe in music..Screw the plastic horns
AC/DC Hell's bells and who let the dogs out are a requirement...
Any personnel changes? Enter the Sandman
More Rap less crap

Sandman? That'll rock the stadiums...

202 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:05:28am

re: #186 Mad Al-Jaffee

5) Make it NFL football instead of soccer.

Speaking of the NFL...apparently they want to add another two games to the regular season. The Pussies UnionPlayers Union of course, is against this...they can barely handle 16 games a season. Of course, if they set a size limit (say, no players over 240 lbs), the number of injuries would go down...hell, make it 220 lbs.

203 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:08:08am

re: #202 darthstar

Speaking of the NFL...apparently they want to add another two games to the regular season. The Pussies UnionPlayers Union of course, is against this...they can barely handle 16 games a season. Of course, if they set a size limit (say, no players over 240 lbs), the number of injuries would go down...hell, make it 220 lbs.

I think 16 is right..2 less preseason games.. Football is a very violent game

204 Taqyia2Me  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:08:54am

re: #202 darthstar

NFL guys, a lot of times, lose weight big-time after they retire.

205 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:11:46am

re: #201 bratwurst

The redoubtable Fareed Zakaria has a good column in the current Newsweek regarding coverage of the oil spill. He certainly does not spare Obama, but he makes the following point:

To read and watch the coverage of the Exxon Valdez is to be transported back to a different time. There was no effort to implicate Bush in the accident, few calls for him to emote more, no great clamor that he magically “do something” to get the awful images off the television screen. In fact, he never traveled to see the oil spill. This time the president has canceled a trip to Asia, has held more meetings on this topic than on any other since the AfPak review, and speaks almost exclusively about this tragedy. Government officials hold briefings on the topic daily, even when these are simply designed to convey the impression of action. It is government as theater.

I can't argue with that. It is one of the disappointments I have with Obama is that he does listen too much to the wingnuts when they demand he meet with BP executives, make speeches and show up for photo ops on the beeches. These are pretty pointless and I doubt he'd be doing them if he wasn't listening to the wingnuts too much. He should just ignore them.

206 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:12:40am

re: #203 HoosierHoops

I think 16 is right..2 less preseason games.. Football is a very violent game

Get rid of the pads and helmets, and there will be fewer injuries. Look at rugby...just as violent, if not more so, than football, and fewer injuries. Also, the fact that the players have to keep running the whole time weeds out the big fuckers with exoskeletons strapped to their bodies. Those big linemen with the braces around their legs, whiplash pads behind their helmets, etc. are worthless.

207 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:13:40am

re: #201 bratwurst

What a difference an internet (2.0) makes!

208 bratwurst  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:16:02am

re: #185 HoosierHoops

How I would change Soccer
1) break the game into 4 quarters with 3 time outs allowed per half
You need that time to sell beer and food...Guys will watch anything with Beer commercials
2) Shrink the field by 30% It worked for arena football

While I cannot argue with anyone who has found large swaths of the current World Cup boring, I have to take issue with these two suggestions in particular.

1) The 45 minutes of non-stop play per half is one of the things that (IMO) makes soccer superior to other sports. It also means that when you attend a match you don't have to deal with the constant parade of idiots trying to get around you so they can make a concession run every 5 minutes like at virtually any other sporting event. Admittedly, this does lead to heavy congestion at the beer stand and restrooms at halftime.

2) MLS matches are almost always played on a smaller surface and this doesn't lead to significantly more goalmouth action. I would also point out that arena football itself is nearly dead.

209 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:19:10am

re: #208 bratwurst

Good Morning Brat..
You make a reasoned and logical argument...(as usual)
I'm just stirring up the Soccer fans

210 OldnGrumpy  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:20:52am

re: #185 HoosierHoops

How I would change Soccer
1) break the game into 4 quarters with 3 time outs allowed per half
You need that time to sell beer and food...Guys will watch anything with Beer commercials
2) Shrink the field by 30% It worked for arena football
More excitement on the field
3) No off-sides
Face it..It's just a bunch of guys running around kicking a ball...No off-sides
4) The circle of Death
That big circle in the middle of the field? No fouls if you are in that circle...Guy has the ball? Tackle him..

Change the ball into a pointed ellipsoid
Stop play on out of bounds and restart from a line of scrimmage
Allow full body contact
Allow opposing players to stop the ball hander by tackling them
Allow players to carry the ball into the goal area.

Hmmm,for some reason this all sounds familiar

211 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:21:50am

re: #208 bratwurst

The reason we need to break the game down to four 15 minute quarters with three time-outs per team (plus a couple of TV time-outs) is that Americans by and large are incapable of paying attention for 45 minutes at a stretch. Oh, and American soccer would also require unlimited substitutions. Can't have our players getting tired.

Imagine if we had professional cricket in the US. "What the fuck do you mean, a five day match ends in a tie?" Hell, even the one-day internationals would be too much for people to handle...and those are exciting (limited to 50 overs per side)

212 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:21:51am

re: #209 HoosierHoops

'Mornin Hoops! Hows things?

213 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:22:00am

re: #210 OldnGrumpy

Change the ball into a pointed ellipsoid
Stop play on out of bounds and restart from a line of scrimmage
Allow full body contact
Allow opposing players to stop the ball hander by tackling them
Allow players to carry the ball into the goal area.

Hmmm,for some reason this all sounds familiar

Ahhh.The Beautiful game

214 albusteve  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:23:27am

what a crock...football is the perfect game
television was made for football

215 OldnGrumpy  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:23:41am

re: #213 HoosierHoops

Ahhh.The Beautiful game

NFL uber alles!

216 Targetpractice  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:24:12am

Morning, fellow lizards. What's the good word?

217 bratwurst  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:24:59am

re: #209 HoosierHoops

Good Morning Brat..
You make a reasoned and logical argument...(as usual)
I'm just stirring up the Soccer fans

Mission accomplished! :)

I salute you for at least giving the sport a chance (unlike the majority of fans of the major team sports over here). I am not a fan of the Dutch, but I spent many years living about 50 miles from that country and attended their national team's first game of the 2000 European Championship at Amsterdam ArenA. I am quite sure that anyone who experiences even a smidgen of the intensity for the sport in that country (as you did) would have the open-minded attitude toward it that you display.

218 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:26:12am

re: #212 Rightwingconspirator

'Mornin Hoops! Hows things?

Hi You I saw your offer for the cookbooks.. I have mine and am going to make an order for about 4 as little gifts this year...You know one for the crazy aunt's birthday..That old chestnut...Those 8x10 pictures look really cool...
I want a signed copy to frame!

219 OldnGrumpy  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:26:17am

re: #217 bratwurst

Mission accomplished! :)

I salute you for at least giving the sport a chance (unlike the majority of fans of the major team sports over here). I am not a fan of the Dutch, but I spent many years living about 50 miles from that country and attended their national team's first game of the 2000 European Championship at Amsterdam ArenA. I am quite sure that anyone who experiences even a smidgen of the intensity for the sport in that country (as you did) would have the open-minded attitude toward it that you display.

Yah,there's nothing wrong with soccer......just those damned valvolines!

220 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:28:48am

re: #217 bratwurst

Mission accomplished! :)

I salute you for at least giving the sport a chance (unlike the majority of fans of the major team sports over here). I am not a fan of the Dutch, but I spent many years living about 50 miles from that country and attended their national team's first game of the 2000 European Championship at Amsterdam ArenA. I am quite sure that anyone who experiences even a smidgen of the intensity for the sport in that country (as you did) would have the open-minded attitude toward it that you display.

Are you kidding..The Dutch are my favorite team! I have a complete dutch uniform hanging with the jersey collection in the closet..
I was working in the Netherlands in 2006 and just had a blast watching soccer with the fans.. I love the passion

221 Targetpractice  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:29:55am

Surprised nobody's been posting links usin' this.

222 bratwurst  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:31:53am

re: #220 HoosierHoops

Are you kidding..The Dutch are my favorite team! I have a complete dutch uniform hanging with the jersey collection in the closet..
I was working in the Netherlands in 2006 and just had a blast watching soccer with the fans.. I love the passion

They took care of business this morning. Unless the oft-injured Robben heals up, they probably don't have the firepower to make a deep run. On the other hand, their defense has absolutely exceeded expectations.

223 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:32:05am

re: #221 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Surprised nobody's been posting links usin' this.

Cool...look what it does to the google. (speakers on helps)

224 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:32:57am

re: #216 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Morning, fellow lizards. What's the good word?

Pool Party! (two words)

225 OldnGrumpy  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:33:41am

Oh yeah almost forgot...

Good morning Lizards and Lizardettes

226 Daniel Ballard  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:33:50am

re: #218 HoosierHoops

Gosh, thanks! I'll be happy to sign it, unless it's one of DL's. Then you get her signature. Let me know which ones you like... And as soon as my battery charges I am out to get more today. We'll post as fast as we can this afternoon. Todays theme is nature. Yesterdays was Furnace Fire Dance.

I can only do 4.... Details-Must Order today-Send your thank you from LuLu to RDT. She lets me know... You'll order from the same lab I use for the pro work. When the print comes in we'll sign. No unsightly copyright that I have to do online. Camera Craft will ship to you. BTW we have a huge unregistered fan there. He lurks here a lot.

227 OldnGrumpy  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:34:38am

re: #223 darthstar

Cool...look what it does to the google. (speakers on helps)

That 's cruel

228 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:36:17am

Austrlia with another chance...and they miss...they had a good opportunity on goal a few minutes ago, and they're playing a man down since the 30 minute mark...in other words, Ghana has been given a 60 minute power-play.

229 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:36:52am

re: #205 Killgore Trout

I can't argue with that. It is one of the disappointments I have with Obama is that he does listen too much to the wingnuts when they demand he meet with BP executives, make speeches and show up for photo ops on the beeches. These are pretty pointless and I doubt he'd be doing them if he wasn't listening to the wingnuts too much. He should just ignore them.

Obama has shown great interest. I like that but also agree some of it may be unnecessarily so driven by the wingnuts.

I'm concerned with the blowout itself and what seems to me, at least sometimes, our attitude toward it. We have such technology at our disposal and such great confidence in our abilities to do something that's never been done before, at least to my knowledge. I think we're sitting on Day 52? What if it exists on Day 152? Or, maybe even Day 752? I'm confident too but just want to see it capped and controlled. Additional proof that yes, we can do anything.

230 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:39:35am

re: #229 Semper Fi

Agreed. At this point I'd just like to see them cap the damn well.

231 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:42:28am

re: #229 Semper Fi

Obama has shown great interest. I like that but also agree some of it may be unnecessarily so driven by the wingnuts.

It's a lose-lose situation for the President, publicity-wise. The wingnuts will continue to attack him (and the press is all too willing to entertain them 24/7) regardless of whether he meets with the executives (He's in their pockets!), doesn't meet with them (He's doing nothing!), holds them accountable (Government takeover!), visits the victims (Politicizing the disaster!) shows emotion (Unpresidential behavior!) or doesn't (Anti-American!).

232 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:42:35am

re: #228 darthstar

Austrlia with another chance...and they miss...they had a good opportunity on goal a few minutes ago, and they're playing a man down since the 30 minute mark...in other words, Ghana has been given a 60 minute power-play.

They scored first at about the 10 minute mark.. They had the momentum and give Ghana props..They came on strong...BullSh*t ref's..After what happened yesterday to the USA.. When we got mugged and got called for the foul..
I now know why soccer fans riot! I was ready to burn cars in the street after that call... What is the WWF Wrestling rules?
/I guess I'm still bitter

233 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:43:11am

Meanwhile, the people who are supposed to be capping the well and cleaning up the Gulf are taking the weekend off....
As oil spews in Gulf, BP chief at UK yacht race

BP chief executive Tony Hayward, often criticized for being tone-deaf to U.S. concerns about the worst oil spill in American history, took time off Saturday to attend a glitzy yacht race off England's Isle of Wight.

Spokeswoman Sheila Williams said Hayward took a break from overseeing BP efforts to stem the undersea gusher in Gulf of Mexico to watch his boat "Bob" participate in the J.P. Morgan Asset Management Round the Island Race.

The one-day yacht race is one of the world's largest, attracting hundreds of boats and thousands of sailors.

In a statement, BP described Hayward's day off as "a rare moment of private time" and said that "no matter where he is, he is always in touch with what is happening within BP" and can direct recovery operations if required.

234 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:45:13am

Another crap call! FIFA needs to be reformed

235 albusteve  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:45:36am

re: #233 Killgore Trout

Meanwhile, the people who are supposed to be capping the well and cleaning up the Gulf are taking the weekend off...
As oil spews in Gulf, BP chief at UK yacht race

hounding this guy is about the same thing as hounding BO

236 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:45:49am

re: #225 OldnGrumpy

Oh yeah almost forgot...

Good morning Lizards and Lizardettes


[Video]

Thanks, TotallyGrumpy!

237 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:47:22am

re: #231 darthstar

It's a lose-lose situation for the President, publicity-wise. The wingnuts will continue to attack him (and the press is all too willing to entertain them 24/7) regardless of whether he meets with the executives (He's in their pockets!), doesn't meet with them (He's doing nothing!), holds them accountable (Government takeover!), visits the victims (Politicizing the disaster!) shows emotion (Unpresidential behavior!) or doesn't (Anti-American!).

That's both sad and funny at the same time. I like your ability to reduce all those possibilities to their lowest form. Bravo.

238 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:47:30am

re: #233 Killgore Trout

Meanwhile, the people who are supposed to be capping the well and cleaning up the Gulf are taking the weekend off...
As oil spews in Gulf, BP chief at UK yacht race

I don't have a problem with Hayward taking a day off to go watch a yacht race. It's better than having him on TV lying to congress. Just so long as BP doesn't stop sucking oil out of the gulf while he's out of the office.

President Obama went to the White Sox/Nationals game last night, too, apparently. I'm sure someone will find reason to express outrage that he participated in enjoying an American tradition.

239 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:48:11am

re: #201 bratwurst

The redoubtable Fareed Zakaria has a good column in the current Newsweek regarding coverage of the oil spill. He certainly does not spare Obama, but he makes the following point:

To read and watch the coverage of the Exxon Valdez is to be transported back to a different time. There was no effort to implicate Bush in the accident, few calls for him to emote more, no great clamor that he magically “do something” to get the awful images off the television screen. In fact, he never traveled to see the oil spill. This time the president has canceled a trip to Asia, has held more meetings on this topic than on any other since the AfPak review, and speaks almost exclusively about this tragedy. Government officials hold briefings on the topic daily, even when these are simply designed to convey the impression of action. It is government as theater.

I understand Fareed's point but I don't see it as a very valid comparison. The amount of oil pouring into the gulf is roughly equivelant to a new valdez accident every 10 days and it has been going on for months. Also, not only has the "news" business changed a lot during the last 20 years but the Valdez happened in a fairly remote area while the current spill is happening live on camera right off the shore. The valdez spill could only be as large as the amount of oil the tanker held while we don't see an end to the current problem until august with no one knowing how much will be pouring in and where it will end up. Lastly, you're going to have a hard time making the argument in November that the administration has handled the spill in a coherent and effective manner.

I was flipping through the Slate 'toons earlier and the president is getting hammered.
[Link: cartoonbox.slate.com...]

240 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:49:58am

re: #238 darthstar

I don't have a problem with Hayward taking a day off to go watch a yacht race. It's better than having him on TV lying to congress. Just so long as BP doesn't stop sucking oil out of the gulf while he's out of the office.

President Obama went to the White Sox/Nationals game last night, too, apparently. I'm sure someone will find reason to express outrage that he participated in enjoying an American tradition.

Sox fan, 'nuff said.

241 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:50:04am

WOW..Big header..Player is down..Blood everywhere!

242 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:52:42am

Rule 10) No ties...Play OT till somebody wins..You don't hear tennis players whining they had to play for 5 hours to win the game..
No Ties in Soccer!

243 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:53:46am

re: #237 Semper Fi

That's both sad and funny at the same time. I like your ability to reduce all those possibilities to their lowest form. Bravo.

It didn't take any effort on my part. Off the top of my head I can think of examples of each of those:
Obama's Anti-American - RndPaul() on criticizing BP
Government takeover - Michelle Bachmann, Rep Barton
Obama's in BP's pockets - Beck, Limbaugh
Obama's politicizing the disaster - Michael Steele, John Boehner
Unpresidential behavior - Fox news (he said "ass!")
Obama's doing nothing - Bobby Jindal, plus any and/or all of the above.

244 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:53:50am

re: #235 albusteve

hounding this guy is about the same thing as hounding BO

Yeah, you're probably right. I was going to put it in the pages but thought better of it. I wouldn't want to damage PB reputation or spoil his weekend sailing around in oil free waters. I hope he has a nice time.

245 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:54:39am

re: #242 HoosierHoops

Rule 10) No ties...Play OT till somebody wins..You don't hear tennis players whining they had to play for 5 hours to win the game..
No Ties in Soccer!

There will be no ties after the group play is done. Extra time & penalty kicks.

246 RogueOne  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:57:16am

Off to do some real work. Everyone enjoy their weekend.

247 albusteve  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 8:58:12am

re: #244 Killgore Trout

Yeah, you're probably right. I was going to put it in the pages but thought better of it. I wouldn't want to damage PB reputation or spoil his weekend sailing around in oil free waters. I hope he has a nice time.

he was called back by his boss
[Link: www.theatlantic.com...]

248 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:00:21am

re: #247 albusteve

he was called back by his boss
[Link: www.theatlantic.com...]

Ah, good for him. I guess he really does deserve to be at the yacht race this weekend.

249 Mad Al-Jaffee  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:00:27am

Time to get ready for my gig. Laytah Lizahds.

250 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:00:42am

re: #243 darthstar

It didn't take any effort on my part. Off the top of my head I can think of examples of each of those:
Obama's Anti-American - RndPaul() on criticizing BP
Government takeover - Michelle Bachmann, Rep Barton
Obama's in BP's pockets - Beck, Limbaugh
Obama's politicizing the disaster - Michael Steele, John Boehner
Unpresidential behavior - Fox news (he said "ass!")
Obama's doing nothing - Bobby Jindal, plus any and/or all of the above.

So, this is our current situation as I.D.'d
I don't currently have that ability but will pay more attention to names now.

251 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:03:03am

Ugh, cold and rainy again here today. We didn't have a spring this year. I'm starting to suspect we may not have a summer either. Damn strange.

252 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:06:32am

re: #250 Semper Fi

So, this is our current situation as I.D.'d
I don't currently have that ability but will pay more attention to names now.

It's just our political reality. So long as mud-slinging works, people will do it. Now that we live in a 24/7 news cycle and the internet filling in the other 19 hours a day (43/7?) we can look forward to this level of rhetoric for the rest of our lives.

Gee...that does sound a little pessimistic. But I suspect there will be a peaceful resolution in Israel/Palestine before our politicians learn to avoid hyperbole.

253 pharmmajor  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:12:32am

Charles, why aren't you voicing opposition to the internet "kill switch" bill? It's another extension of the PATRIOT Act that will deprive more Americans of their freedoms; you should be all over this.

254 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:14:56am

re: #251 Killgore Trout

Ugh, cold and rainy again here today. We didn't have a spring this year. I'm starting to suspect we may not have a summer either. Damn strange.

It's hot in Indiana..Sitting on the deck in the shade...Tom Petty is blasting and I'm jumping into the pool soon...

255 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:15:06am

re: #252 darthstar

It's just our political reality. So long as mud-slinging works, people will do it. Now that we live in a 24/7 news cycle and the internet filling in the other 19 hours a day (43/7?) we can look forward to this level of rhetoric for the rest of our lives.

Gee...that does sound a little pessimistic. But I suspect there will be a peaceful resolution in Israel/Palestine before our politicians learn to avoid hyperbole.

"Whatever works" is so human. Your last paragraph doesn't leave much chance for change and I'm inclined to agree.

256 Aceofwhat?  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:16:23am

re: #234 HoosierHoops

Another crap call! FIFA needs to be reformed

Yeah. I'm actually MORE pissed about that call from Coulibaly now that i've slept on it.

As if we needed another reason to have soccer low on our sports list.

Even tennis, she of McEnroe fame, has adopted technology to keep bad refs out of the game! Fie!

257 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:17:13am

re: #253 pharmmajor

Charles, why aren't you voicing opposition to the internet "kill switch" bill? It's another extension of the PATRIOT Act that will deprive more Americans of their freedoms; you should be all over this.

I can't speak for Charles but I think it's an obscure provision and not particularly important. There are valid national security issues which would make something like that necessary. It's mostly just a conspiracy theory cooked up by Alex Jones which the "conservative" media has latched onto.

258 Aceofwhat?  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:17:47am

re: #251 Killgore Trout

Ugh, cold and rainy again here today. We didn't have a spring this year. I'm starting to suspect we may not have a summer either. Damn strange.

It's wicked hot in Jacksonville. I'm playing Final Fantasy with my daughter (well, she's playing and acting out the parts and i'm available for the tough fights) but we're going to head over to my parents' pool in a few hours.

259 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:18:13am

re: #254 HoosierHoops

It's hot in Indiana..Sitting on the deck in the shade...Tom Petty is blasting and I'm jumping into the pool soon...

I'm jealous. I'm still wearing my wool hat and winter coat. I think I'll soak in a hot bath sometime this afternoon.

260 Renaissance_Man  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:18:39am

re: #208 bratwurst

While I cannot argue with anyone who has found large swaths of the current World Cup boring, I have to take issue with these two suggestions in particular.

1) The 45 minutes of non-stop play per half is one of the things that (IMO) makes soccer superior to other sports. It also means that when you attend a match you don't have to deal with the constant parade of idiots trying to get around you so they can make a concession run every 5 minutes like at virtually any other sporting event. Admittedly, this does lead to heavy congestion at the beer stand and restrooms at halftime.

2) MLS matches are almost always played on a smaller surface and this doesn't lead to significantly more goalmouth action. I would also point out that arena football itself is nearly dead.

This is pretty much true. The endless stop-start of American sports is a huge turn-off, even in NFL football, which I like. The constant timeouts and endless focus on the coach, rather than the players, is an even bigger turn-off. The coach should be more or less superfluous to the game - players should be making most, if not all, the decisions. That's a big part of what makes sport interesting.

Soccer is a more or less interesting sport, but the lack of scoring makes it a game mostly about passing. And fundamentally, that isn't very exciting. Other than changes in the officiating, such as more transparency from the refs, there don't need to be too many huge changes, I think. Personally, I would either double the size of the goal and retain the keeper, or halve the size and lose the keeper. That, or any other change that would increase the scoring in soccer to something roughly around the level of hockey, would be fine.

261 Aceofwhat?  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:19:58am

re: #253 pharmmajor

Charles, why aren't you voicing opposition to the internet "kill switch" bill? It's another extension of the PATRIOT Act that will deprive more Americans of their freedoms; you should be all over this.

I don't want to speak for Charles, but much of the Patriot act was helpful. I don't mind a legal framework for the Govt to do what needs to be done in the event of a major attack.

Neither Bush nor Obama are trying to take over our country. Only nuts and bats worry seriously about a V for Vendetta scenario, my pharma friend;)

262 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:20:09am

re: #253 pharmmajor

Charles, why aren't you voicing opposition to the internet "kill switch" bill? It's another extension of the PATRIOT Act that will deprive more Americans of their freedoms; you should be all over this.

Don't fuck with me, man...I'll fucking do it.

263 pharmmajor  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:21:25am

re: #257 Killgore Trout

I can't speak for Charles but I think it's an obscure provision and not particularly important. There are valid national security issues which would make something like that necessary. It's mostly just a conspiracy theory cooked up by Alex Jones which the "conservative" media has latched onto.

It is not a "conservative conspiracy". Look here.

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

264 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:21:56am

re: #251 Killgore Trout

Ugh, cold and rainy again here today. We didn't have a spring this year. I'm starting to suspect we may not have a summer either. Damn strange.

Global warming!
///

265 albusteve  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:22:22am

the SB1070 spat is gonna get hot real soon....

ttp[Link: www.theatlantic.com...]

It's worth pointing out that Arizona's law continues to enjoy broad public support--a fact that gets lost amid the loud criticism and cries of racial discrimination that have been raised since Gov. Jan Brewer signed it in April.

266 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:24:27am

re: #259 Killgore Trout

I'm jealous. I'm still wearing my wool hat and winter coat. I think I'll soak in a hot bath sometime this afternoon.

I need to get up. I'm still in bed...nekkid, of course, but I know you all prefer me that way. Though I did take a nasty fall down the steps on the deck last night around 2am (again, nekkid). Dog got locked on the bottom yard so I went to open the gate for him and slipped about half-way down the steps. Hurt my ass, elbow(big time) and pride mostly...but I was writhing around in bed like a soccer player after getting tripped, according to my wife...she took care of me though...frozen veggies for the elbow, ibuprofen, and of course a kiss to make it all better. Fuck that hurt. Next time I wear slippers when I go outside.

267 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:24:37am

re: #264 Floral Giraffe

Global warming!
///

Hi You!
The tan is doing quite well!
Hope today finds you well

268 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:25:18am

re: #263 pharmmajor

It is not a "conservative conspiracy". Look here.

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

I know, a lot of people are worked up over it.

269 Semper Fi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:27:19am

See ya'll later. Weekend with my lovely daughter starts now. I'm so lucky.
Monday will be an all day drive home.

270 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:27:23am
New Registration: afkabl2

This one is working his way up to the live thread. He likes Palin. Obama, not so much.

271 albusteve  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:29:58am

San Francisco grants reprieve to jobs program for transgender people

another reason CA is broke...how the hell would anybody know if a person has morphed from one gender to another?...what a laffer

[Link: www.latimes.com...]

272 albusteve  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:34:58am

Obama's Afghanistan reality check
Obama may face painful choice: slow troop withdrawal or concede power to Taliban

[Link: www.suntimes.com...]

[Link: www.suntimes.com...]

not gonna end well....the writing is on the wall

273 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:35:49am

re: #267 HoosierHoops

Off to my fun for the day!
*smooch*

274 Aceofwhat?  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:46:27am

re: #266 darthstar

I need to get up. I'm still in bed...nekkid, of course, but I know you all prefer me that way. Though I did take a nasty fall down the steps on the deck last night around 2am (again, nekkid). Dog got locked on the bottom yard so I went to open the gate for him and slipped about half-way down the steps. Hurt my ass, elbow(big time) and pride mostly...but I was writhing around in bed like a soccer player after getting tripped, according to my wife...she took care of me though...frozen veggies for the elbow, ibuprofen, and of course a kiss to make it all better. Fuck that hurt. Next time I wear slippers when I go outside.

I don't know if i'm a dude in the minority on this, but i am way more comfortable in a pair of boxers than nekkid.

275 Stanghazi  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:49:53am

re: #266 darthstar

I need to get up. I'm still in bed...nekkid, of course, but I know you all prefer me that way. Though I did take a nasty fall down the steps on the deck last night around 2am (again, nekkid). Dog got locked on the bottom yard so I went to open the gate for him and slipped about half-way down the steps. Hurt my ass, elbow(big time) and pride mostly...but I was writhing around in bed like a soccer player after getting tripped, according to my wife...she took care of me though...frozen veggies for the elbow, ibuprofen, and of course a kiss to make it all better. Fuck that hurt. Next time I wear slippers when I go outside.

OW! Sounds pretty traumatic.

276 Aceofwhat?  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:50:37am

re: #271 albusteve

San Francisco grants reprieve to jobs program for transgender people

another reason CA is broke...how the hell would anybody know if a person has morphed from one gender to another?...what a laffer

[Link: www.latimes.com...]

Yeah. If someone wants to switch their gender, fine. No sweat. But if you look like a dude, i'm going to treat you like a dude.

277 Aceofwhat?  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:54:45am

re: #270 wrenchwench

This one is working his way up to the live thread. He likes Palin. Obama, not so much.

Hmmm. I wonder if that spells creationist?

278 A Man for all Seasons  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:55:36am

re: #275 Stanley Sea

OW! Sounds pretty traumatic.

Hey Sea..How are you today?
So check this out...I was walking Winston last week and met a cute girl with a mini collie dog or something...Winston and Maggie became great friends..
Sunday we are having a lunch date..And a Doggie play date...
Is that funny or what? And I'm moving soon..Does that suck or what?
/She is really cute...I'm not talking about the dog!

279 darthstar  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 9:58:08am

re: #275 Stanley Sea

OW! Sounds pretty traumatic.

It hurt. Whenever I take a fall like that, my first thought is "Oh, fuck, ski-season's only six months away" and then I hope I haven't hurt myself for more immediate reasons.

280 Racer X  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 10:05:48am
Lakeview Gusher

The Lakeview Gusher Number One was an immense out-of-control pressurized oil well resulting in what is regarded as the largest oil spill in history, lasting 18 months and releasing 9 million barrels (1.4×106 m3) of crude oil. Pressure in what was one of the largest oil reserves in America, in Kern County, California built to an extreme due to the quantity of crude oil and geothermal activity in the area.

When drilling in the area began, primarily by the Lakeview Oil Company, it was intended only to discover natural gas and a small amount of crude oil; but the drilling hit the massive oil reserve resulting in an overload of storage tanks and the eruption of the entire reserve.[1]

The geyser of congealed crude oil amounted to nearly 9 million barrels (1.4×106 m3) of oil, or more than 1.2 million U.S. tons, far more than any other on land or water, flooding the entire valley and destroying the entire reserve and drilling area. The site of the Lakeview oil geyser is located about a half-mile east of the Taft-Maricopa Highway, State Route 33, in the Midway-Sunset Oil Field in Kern County, California. The site is marked by a Caltrans guide sign and a bronze plaque, and is designated as California Historical Landmark number 485.

[snip]

Drilling at Lakeview Number One well was started by the Lakeview Oil Company on January 1, 1909. As the drilling continued and only natural gas was found, the Lakeview company partnered with Union Oil Company which wanted to build storage tanks on Lakeview property.[2]

While modern well-drilling techniques have advanced safety features such as blowout preventers that reduce the chances of a gusher, early twentieth-century drilling technology could not contain the high pressures encountered at Lakeview. The gusher began on March 14, 1910, as the drill bit reached 2,440 ft (740 m).[3]

The well casing is a steel pipe-liner that contains oil as it is pumped from the depths. During drilling, the casing also guides the drill bit and drive shaft in a roughly straight line. Pressure blew at least part of the casing out, along with an estimated 9 million barrels (1.4×106 m3) of oil, before the gusher was brought under control 18 months later in September 1911.[4]

Deepwater Horizon could give this one a run for the money. Not unheard of for a well to blow off pressure for months.

281 Aceofwhat?  Sat, Jun 19, 2010 10:06:27am

re: #279 darthstar

It hurt. Whenever I take a fall like that, my first thought is "Oh, fuck, ski-season's only six months away" and then I hope I haven't hurt myself for more immediate reasons.

That's a good set of priorities there. Cheers-


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