Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., Issue #2 (July 1968)

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Tonight’s action-packed cover from the Lizard Collection: issue #2 of Jim Steranko’s Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., published in July 1968 with the low-key title “So Shall Ye Reap Death!” Steranko wrote the script, drew the pencil artwork, and according to some sources did much of the inking as well.

There’s a synopsis of the story at the Marvel Comics Database.

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The back cover is another classic: an advertisement for 132 Roman soldiers for only a buck ninety-eight. 2 Complete Roman Armies!

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116 comments
1 albusteve  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 5:59:09pm

18 archers (with bows!)
we were so innocent back then...youngsters that is

2 darthstar  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:01:09pm

That looks like an angry Bender.

3 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:03:58pm

re: #1 albusteve

I thought you were scheduled for surgery soon. Any updates?

4 albusteve  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:06:02pm

re: #3 Killgore Trout

I thought you were scheduled for surgery soon. Any updates?

Friday...first thing in the morning
very weird notion...
here today, gone tomorrow!

5 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:07:26pm

Poor Nick looks like he is in a position that means his spine was crushed.

6 Stanghazi  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:08:14pm

re: #4 albusteve

Thoughts will be with you.

7 darthstar  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:08:27pm

ooh...Gail Collins on Rachel right now. I love Gail's column...so nice to get to hear her speak.

8 albusteve  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:09:10pm

re: #6 Stanley Sea

Thoughts will be with you.

thanks, all crazy blogging aside, I appreciate it

9 albusteve  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:11:26pm

re: #5 LudwigVanQuixote

Poor Nick looks like he is in a position that means his spine was crushed.

a head bob to throw off Silverzilla...but you have to buy the comic to see how he prevails...only $265 at the collectors shop

10 darthstar  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:12:14pm

Bob Weir just posted this great pic of himself, titled "Day at the beach" on facebook...

11 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:12:15pm

re: #2 darthstar

That looks like an angry Bender.

Mecha-Bender on steroids!

12 Aceofwhat?  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:14:23pm

re: #4 albusteve

don't think of it as a loss, think of it as an enhancement to your legend!

(will pray for you regardless of what you believe, my dude)

13 albusteve  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:18:27pm

re: #12 Aceofwhat?

don't think of it as a loss, think of it as an enhancement to your legend!

(will pray for you regardless of what you believe, my dude)

you're right....as far as I'm concerned, I am the Worlds Most Interesting Man, the legend lives on, on one leg....
jus spoofin

14 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:19:08pm

re: #4 albusteve

Friday...first thing in the morning
very weird notion...
here today, gone tomorrow!

Yikes. I'm so sorry. It must be very difficult.

15 Stanghazi  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:19:41pm

re: #8 albusteve

thanks, all crazy blogging aside, I appreciate it

Exactly, it's way beyond that.

16 avanti  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:20:31pm

I recall ordering the toy Army, the troops were the size of a friggin house flies. I think the entire "army" would fit in a tea cup.

17 albusteve  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:21:16pm

re: #14 Killgore Trout

Yikes. I'm so sorry. It must be very difficult.

chic dig it....
it's only a scratch, I'll survive and even flourish

18 darthstar  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:21:43pm

re: #4 albusteve

Friday...first thing in the morning
very weird notion...
here today, gone tomorrow!

Ask 'em if you can keep it and turn it into a lamp. (sorry...gallows humor there, but at least when people come up to you and ask you if you can still feel it, you can tell them, 'Yes, it's in my living room.')

19 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:21:48pm

re: #16 avanti

I was wondering. I thought the green plastic soldiers were cool tho, back in the day.

20 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:24:22pm

We just watched "Date Night". So, so , funny. Like my life, only being chased by gangsters, crooked cops, and corrupt politicians.

21 windsagio  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:25:26pm

re: #16 avanti

They were still selling those into the '80s btw.

22 Bubblehead II  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:26:47pm

re: #4 albusteve

Good thoughts going out.

23 albusteve  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:27:37pm

re: #18 darthstar

Ask 'em if you can keep it and turn it into a lamp. (sorry...gallows humor there, but at least when people come up to you and ask you if you can still feel it, you can tell them, 'Yes, it's in my living room.')

I have thought about carving a long, lifelike erection to strap on what's left for parties and special occaisions...an authentic peg leg

24 Four More Tears  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:28:33pm

re: #23 albusteve

I have thought about carving a long, lifelike erection to strap on what's left for parties and special occaisions...an authentic peg leg

There are people with a fetish for, well, you know...

25 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:28:53pm

re: #10 darthstar

Bob Weir just posted this great pic of himself, titled "Day at the beach" on facebook...

He looks great.
"Old and In The Way"

26 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:29:11pm

re: #4 albusteve

Friday...first thing in the morning
very weird notion...
here today, gone tomorrow!

Positive waves, man, positive waves.

27 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:30:19pm

re: #23 albusteve

In my thoughts, Bish.

28 sattv4u2  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:31:21pm

Anyone know the shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie?


I just found one in the back of one of my file cabinets and it looks okay!
/

29 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:31:56pm

re: #4 albusteve

Friday...first thing in the morning
very weird notion...
here today, gone tomorrow!

When you have a chance, let Walter know how you are. He can tell Reine and the rest of us. Or, your ex could post for you.
Best wishes and take care.

30 sattv4u2  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:33:38pm

re: #4 albusteve

re: #29 prairiefire

When you have a chance, let Walter know how you are. He can tell Reine and the rest of us. Or, your ex could post for you.
Best wishes and take care.

I thought Walter was doing the operation!?!?!

/

31 zephirus  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:33:51pm

re: #23 albusteve

Haven't been around for several days. I'm so sorry to hear this, and I hope everything turns out ok for you. Hugs.

32 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:35:15pm

re: #28 sattv4u2

It's fine.

33 zephirus  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:36:00pm

re: #28 sattv4u2

Anyone know the shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie?

I just found one in the back of one of my file cabinets and it looks okay!
/

It's the same as the shelf life of whipped lard with sugar.

34 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:36:45pm

re: #28 sattv4u2

Anyone know the shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie?

I just found one in the back of one of my file cabinets and it looks okay!
/

It is like leaving a Hot Pocket on the counter for a couple of days. Its fine.

35 avanti  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:37:04pm

re: #19 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I was wondering. I thought the green plastic soldiers were cool tho, back in the day.

The metal ones were the best, the green plastic ones were at least big enough to stage your attacks, than we'd make explosion sounds and knock um over.

36 jaunte  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:37:53pm

re: #28 sattv4u2

Anyone know the shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie?

How dry is it?

Well, it's rather dusty. It's--I must admit, in the past year, because of its fame, it's been sort of taken out and shown more in the past year than in the previous 30 years. So it's begun to sort of exfoliate a little bit. It's starting to flake off just a tad. But it's sort of an off-yellow, dusty--the bottom, you know, appears to be a little, you know, perhaps moldy, but just a little bit of the bottom of it.
[Link: www.npr.org...]
37 sattv4u2  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:38:07pm

re: #35 avanti

The metal ones were the best, the green plastic ones were at least big enough to stage your attacks, than we'd make explosion sounds and knock um over.

wusses

we tied cherry bombs to them

38 Achilles Tang  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:38:38pm

re: #28 sattv4u2

Anyone know the shelf life of a Hostess Twinkie?

I just found one in the back of one of my file cabinets and it looks okay!
/

What is that? Sounds rude to me.

39 zephirus  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:39:38pm

re: #35 avanti

The metal ones were the best, the green plastic ones were at least big enough to stage your attacks, than we'd make explosion sounds and knock um over.

My son did the same thing, but using Lincoln Logs for soldiers. The short pieces were the pawns on the front lines and would get killed first.

40 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:39:53pm

New show from Kids In The Hall: Death Comes To Town[Link: popwatch.ew.com...]

41 Aceofwhat?  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:40:28pm

re: #34 prairiefire

It is like leaving a Hot Pocket on the counter for a couple of days. Its fine.

heh. *shudder*

42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:40:52pm
43 albusteve  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:42:42pm

I don't need this attention...I come here to yell at people (not really)
you are all so kind and generous...really a good bunch...
it is a natural course of events and I full expect to come out smelling like a rose...I'm ready and willing....other people are in more distress than me after all....it's freaky, but so is a blind date...I'll be fine and thank you all

44 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:43:25pm

re: #34 prairiefire

It is like leaving a Hot Pocket on the counter for a couple of days. Its fine.

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like the diarrhea.
-Jim Gaffigan

45 Achilles Tang  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:44:03pm

re: #44 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

LOL

46 sattv4u2  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:44:39pm

re: #44 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like the diarrhea.
-Jim Gaffigan

he is HILARIOUS

47 darthstar  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:44:48pm

re: #23 albusteve

I have thought about carving a long, lifelike erection to strap on what's left for parties and special occaisions...an authentic peg leg

That comment gives me a lot of hope for you, Steve. Best of luck.

48 sattv4u2  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:45:02pm

And on that note

the long quiet drive home awaits

Toodles

49 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:45:50pm

Jim Gaffigan: What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, “Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet.”

Jim Gaffigan: Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!

Jim Gaffigan: I was looking at a box of hot pockets and they have a warning on the side. It's like 'Warning! You just bought Hot Pockets! Hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer! You hillbilly enjoy the next NASCAR event!'

50 Stanghazi  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:45:57pm

re: #48 sattv4u2

And on that note

the long quiet drive home awaits

Toodles

Wait! Did you eat it?

51 Varek Raith  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:47:12pm

Watch out for ROBOSTEVE!
:)

52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:47:17pm

re: #50 Stanley Sea

Oh, he ate it.

53 Stanghazi  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:49:18pm

re: #52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, he ate it.

Hope his drive is less than 15 minutes....

54 Varek Raith  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:49:46pm

Testing.

55 Varek Raith  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:50:06pm

Crap!
I broke something in FF.
BBIAB.

56 Varek Raith  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:50:59pm

Huzzah!

57 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:51:33pm
58 reine.de.tout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:51:51pm

re: #4 albusteve

Friday...first thing in the morning
very weird notion...
here today, gone tomorrow!

Maybe if you asked real nice, they'd preserve it for you.
EWWWWWWW!
Sorry, Steve.

Truly, I've been thinking about you and Friday, and praying things go well. We would love an update, and I'll be glad to post it if you have someone who could send me (or Walter) a quick e-mail, I'll be glad to post it . . .

59 Aceofwhat?  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:52:33pm

re: #54 Varek Raith

Testing.

shoot first. test later.

60 reine.de.tout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:52:59pm

re: #52 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, he ate it.

A twinkie for Satt must sorta be like pie is for you . . .

61 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:54:08pm

Hello Lizards, how's everyone?

62 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:54:30pm

re: #60 reine.de.tout

A twinkie for Satt must sorta be like pie is for you . . .

heh... going to bed... regarding pie/cake... more Gaffigan.

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen.

63 reine.de.tout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:54:47pm

re: #23 albusteve

I have thought about carving a long, lifelike erection to strap on what's left for parties and special occaisions...an authentic peg leg

Here, Steve, get one of these.

64 A Man for all Seasons  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:56:00pm

re: #61 Floral Giraffe

Hello Lizards, how's everyone?

Hi you! It's like a million degrees in Oklahoma..
Might as well be walking on the Sun

65 Four More Tears  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:57:03pm

re: #64 HoosierHoops

Hi you! It's like a million degrees in Oklahoma..
Might as well be walking on the Sun

Who'd you piss off to get sent there, anyway?

66 darthstar  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:58:01pm

re: #64 HoosierHoops

Hi you! It's like a million degrees in Oklahoma..
Might as well be walking on the Sun

You don't say...

67 SpaceJesus  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:58:47pm

nick fury couldn't even stop mega mosque on his best day

68 Aceofwhat?  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:59:38pm

re: #61 Floral Giraffe

Hello Lizards, how's everyone?

Busy! How's the west coast?

69 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 6:59:56pm

re: #63 reine.de.tout

That is just wrong.

70 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:00:05pm

re: #64 HoosierHoops

Did you go get Winston?

71 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:00:29pm

re: #58 reine.de.tout

Maybe if you asked real nice, they'd preserve it for you.
EWWW!
Sorry, Steve.

Truly, I've been thinking about you and Friday, and praying things go well. We would love an update, and I'll be glad to post it if you have someone who could send me (or Walter) a quick e-mail, I'll be glad to post it . . .

I awake for a few minutes... I have a 2:00am-10:30am shift tonight to cover for someone on vacation from the night crew... so... I just wanted to jump in...

I will gladly update LGF if needed, I have already had a long email conversation with Steve, and I'm going to bug him for info a week or so after surgery, unless I hear from him first...

So, I will be waiting for info, I have a phone number, and I will pass anything on as Steve wishes.

72 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:00:32pm

re: #68 Aceofwhat?

Beautiful. Hot days, cool nights.

73 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:01:16pm

re: #64 HoosierHoops

Hi you! It's like a million degrees in Oklahoma..
Might as well be walking on the Sun

Just remember... in a tornado, it's not so much that the wind is blowing. It's what the wind is blowing.
-Ron White Paraphrase.

74 albusteve  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:01:32pm

re: #63 reine.de.tout

Here, Steve, get one of these.

yes, now we are getting somewhere

75 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:01:55pm

BBL, maybe....

76 reine.de.tout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:02:57pm

re: #69 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That is just wrong.

I had a boss once, who had one of those.

77 Varek Raith  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:03:39pm

re: #69 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

That is just wrong.

I made comfy slippers out of Ewoks...

78 A Man for all Seasons  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:03:41pm

re: #65 JasonA

Who'd you piss off to get sent there, anyway?

LOL..
I'm a network engineer..Next year this time I'm heading to Singapore..
It's training to man up with hot temps..Dang it!
We move around a lot...

79 reine.de.tout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:03:44pm

re: #71 Walter L. Newton

I awake for a few minutes... I have a 2:00am-10:30am shift tonight to cover for someone on vacation from the night crew... so... I just wanted to jump in...

I will gladly update LGF if needed, I have already had a long email conversation with Steve, and I'm going to bug him for info a week or so after surgery, unless I hear from him first...

So, I will be waiting for info, I have a phone number, and I will pass anything on as Steve wishes.

OK sounds good.

80 reine.de.tout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:04:40pm

re: #72 Floral Giraffe

Beautiful. Hot days, cool nights.

Sounds wonderful.
We're still 3 months away from anything approaching cool at any time of the day or night. About to die, here.

81 Stanghazi  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:04:42pm
Today more than 40 prominent, diverse faith leaders and religion scholars in New York and across the country issued a statement calling the rhetoric of pundits like Palin and Gingrich exactly what it is -- an appeal to "xenophobia and religious bigotry." The statement, signed by leaders ranging from Simon Greer of Jewish Funds for Justice to National Council of Churches President Peg Chemberlin to Salam Al-Marayati, President of the Muslim Public Affairs Council, argues that Cordoba House opponents "would make a more lasting contribution to our nation if they stopped issuing inflammatory statements and instead helped inspire a civil dialogue between Christians, Jews and Muslims committed to a future guided by the principles of compassion, justice and peace." The entire statement and list if signatories, including numerous rabbis, is here.

Anyone know of this website?

[Link: blog.faithinpubliclife.org...]

82 Bubblehead II  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:04:52pm

re: #57 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

We are doing a pork tenderloin (marinated in a garlic an herb marinade) with Scalloped Potatoes and sweet pees tonight.

Tomorrow will be rotisserie Cornish Game Hens, marinade to yet be decided, done on the BBQ. Spanish Rice an Sweet Corn.

Screw your hot pockets..... :-)

83 A Man for all Seasons  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:04:57pm

re: #70 Floral Giraffe

Did you go get Winston?

No..Dang it! I've been here for 3 weeks...I hope to go get my little boy this weekend...

84 Aceofwhat?  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:05:00pm

re: #72 Floral Giraffe

Beautiful. Hot days, cool nights.

Florida = hot days and hot nights. The in-laws were in town...they're perfectly nice people as far as in-laws go. My favorite part was where they wanted to be AT the beach with the grandkids, but not ON the beach with the grandkids, you know...

85 Bubblehead II  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:05:48pm

re: #61 Floral Giraffe

Well I am still on the right side of the grass. You?

86 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:07:05pm

Wow, guys. I think this one is legit. It's not just from some obscure prince, but directly from the "FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA"...

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
(OFFICE OF THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR)
(CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA)

Our Ref: [REDACTED]
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.CONTRACT #: [REDACTED]

Attn:

This is to inform you and the general public that the Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N) now has a new face and a new leader. I am the new Executive Governor of C.B.N. Mr. Lamido A. Sanusi. I am here to re-brand C.B.N and correct all the unprofessional and financial irregularities caused by the former governor of C.B.N Prof. Charles C. Soludo.

Breaking News! Prof. Charles C. Soludo has been arrested by the Economic & Financial Crime Commission (E.F.C.C) for destroying the lives of innocent people who called for the release of their contract payment and inheritance beneficiaries. He has scammed not less than 2 million people claiming to release their funds and was requesting for illegal fees such as delivery fee and documentation fees. Shortly after his interrogation with the men of the E.F.C.C, he will be charged to court and the law will take its cause.

As the new appointed Governor of C.B.N, my duties are to ensure that your payment gets to you. I have crosschecked the unattended files sent to my desk and the records of outstanding contractors due for payment, with the federal government of Nigeria shown that you have not received your funds. The amount recorded as your contract payment/ inheritance is $19.5 Million US Dollars and that has been corrected from what other offices told you.

I want you to know that your payment is valid and maintained with us here. I can not vividly explain how this payment was generated or occurred to you, but i was informed before I resumed my humble office in the month of June 2009 to pay the list of beneficiaries whose names are contained in this quarter payment schedule. As instruction from the presidency I cannot argue it coupled with the fact that the computer departments of the central bank was burnt down some months back before I resumed this humble office, and all available information as regards to your details that was dropped by the foreign contractor was omitted or partially missing as well.

I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment is $19.5 million dollars (Nineteen million Five hundred thousand united states dollars). For your information, I don’t want anything that will dent my image and my mode of releasing your funds is based on the new policy based upon the Standard Banking Acts.

Before I proceed with your payment, I will re-check your information to be sure that I contacted the right person, therefore, forward the below information.

1. Your full name And Address
2. Telephone Mobil & Fax Numbers
3. Occupation and Age
4.A scanned copy of your drivers license passport or any identification document.

As soon as I receive the above information, I will email you the payment schedule and my mode of payment to enable us proceed immediately.

Mr.Sanusi Lamido
New Executive Governor
Central Bank of Nigeria.

Who knew I was secretly wealthy? I promise not to spend it all in one place.
/

87 Aceofwhat?  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:07:07pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

Anyone know of this website?

[Link: blog.faithinpubliclife.org...]

no, but the NCOC is a big deal. 40million+ churchgoers represented there. good to see the majority barking back.

88 Kragar  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:07:31pm

re: #82 Bubblehead II

Screw your hot pockets... :-)

Another 4chan thread?

89 reine.de.tout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:07:37pm

re: #86 Slumbering Behemoth

Grab that opportunity before it's too late!

90 Stanghazi  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:07:55pm

re: #87 Aceofwhat?

no, but the NCOC is a big deal. 40million+ churchgoers represented there. good to see the majority barking back.

Awesome.

91 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:08:48pm

re: #49 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Jim Gaffigan: What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, “Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet.”

Jim Gaffigan: Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!

Jim Gaffigan: I was looking at a box of hot pockets and they have a warning on the side. It's like 'Warning! You just bought Hot Pockets! Hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer! You hillbilly enjoy the next NASCAR event!'

I used to be a broker rep Hot Pockets. The company was started by a pair of brothers from Lebanon. The direct rep would say before a food show, "just leave the case on the counter overnight, it will be fine."

92 Killgore Trout  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:09:24pm

Today's outrageous outrage is that 8% of the babies born in America are from illegal aliens.
Why do wingnuts even bother with this crap anymore?

93 Targetpractice  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:09:37pm

re: #88 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Another 4chan thread?

O RLY?

94 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:10:28pm

re: #89 reine.de.tout

I'll send you a gift basket once my millions arrive!

95 Bubblehead II  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:10:37pm

re: #88 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Been there once. When the Kiddy porn popped up on the main page bailed and then did a purged on my HD. Never again.

96 freetoken  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:10:44pm

The idiocy of Conservapedia is now getting international recognition. Today in the New Scientist:

E=mc2? Not on Conservapedia

It's a nice summary look at Conservapedia's stupidity wrt relativity.

97 jaunte  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:11:11pm

re: #86 Slumbering Behemoth

Looks like Mr. Lamido A. Sanusi is not only a banker, but a Sharia scholar.

There are two underlying themes to Sanusi's position. First, Islam is concerned with delivering justice and should not be a tool for self-seeking political agendas. Second, the Wahhabist rhetoric of fundamentalists is counter to genuine Muslim interests. He explains that Sharia is not divine but merely religious, and is neither uniform nor unchanging.
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
98 Kragar  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:11:30pm

re: #93 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

O RLY?

Since you asked.

99 Nimed  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:11:39pm

re: #88 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Another 4chan thread?

Definitely. Links to bull penis-shaped objects and everything.

100 freetoken  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:12:28pm

re: #92 Killgore Trout

Today's outrageous outrage is that 8% of the babies born in America are from illegal aliens.

BROWN BABIES!!

101 Bubblehead II  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:12:44pm

re: #92 Killgore Trout

Because it has become the "cause celibate"? Forgive me if I have used the wrong term,

102 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:13:56pm

re: #97 jaunte

Well, that's all the proof I need. I'll send him all my personal information right now.
/

103 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:15:12pm

re: #81 Stanley Sea

Anyone know of this website?

[Link: blog.faithinpubliclife.org...]

Yes, I've heard of it. It is very moderate and flies under the radar due the the lack of flame throwing, IIRC.

104 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:15:19pm

Evening lizards! It's been a while since I was on here at night.

105 freetoken  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:15:43pm

You're looking for "cause célèbre" I think.

However, given the SoCon crowd, perhaps "celibate" might work too...

106 Walter L. Newton  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:17:10pm

re: #80 reine.de.tout

Sounds wonderful.
We're still 3 months away from anything approaching cool at any time of the day or night. About to die, here.

It's 64 degrees (f) up here right now... probably be in low 50's by morning.

107 A Man for all Seasons  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:18:07pm

re: #104 NJDhockeyfan

Evening lizards! It's been a while since I was on here at night.

We are going west side story on your ass...Here comes the dancing and the knives.. *wink*
How are you feeling tonight?

108 Bubblehead II  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:20:11pm

re: #105 freetoken

Thanks. I knew what I wanted to say, but didn't know the proper spelling of the word and spell check didn't help.

///////// Damn you Charles, can't you get the spell check fixed?

109 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:22:11pm

West Side Story "Gym Mambo"

110 Bubblehead II  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:22:13pm

re: #104 NJDhockeyfan

Same here. I generally crawl out from under my rock in the early A.M.

Less AAA in the mornining.

111 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:24:20pm

re: #107 HoosierHoops

We are going west side story on your ass...Here comes the dancing and the knives.. *wink*
How are you feeling tonight?

I'm almost back to normal. I have an MRI scheduled next month to see what happened.

112 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:40:15pm

Want to tell the President "Happy Birthday"?[Link: my.barackobama.com...]

113 Cato the Elder  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:41:56pm

I remember the times when you could buy two complete Roman armies for $1.98.

Of course, then along came Caesar and offered them four times that amount.

It fucked with one's Republic, let me tell you.

114 Kragar  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 7:46:25pm

re: #113 Cato the Elder

I remember the times when you could buy two complete Roman armies for $1.98.

Of course, then along came Caesar and offered them four times that amount.

It fucked with one's Republic, let me tell you.

And then you had to make sure you weren't getting some Gallic knock offs

115 prairiefire  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 8:10:00pm

re: #114 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

I'm a proud ancestor of the Germanic Hoard.

116 Randall Gross  Wed, Aug 11, 2010 9:08:15pm
The back cover is another classic: an advertisement for 132 Roman soldiers for only a buck ninety-eight. 2 Complete Roman Armies!

Or you could pass on the Roman soldiers even though you wanted them badly because a buck ninety-eight was like 16 whole comics...


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