And Now, The Pamela Geller Blog Generator

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Here’s a new web tool for fans of Pamela “Shrieking Harpy” Geller’s crazed illiterate rants: The Pamela Geller Blog Generator!

Can’t get enough Pamela Geller? A lot of us can’t. Yes, many of us love her incoherent and often quite sloppily spellchecked rants on the Atlas Shrugs blog, and she’s gracious enough to provide us with at least one bout of xenophobia and Godwin’s Law a day. Alas, she is just one person, and can only express so much teeth-cracking hatred toward Muslims, liberals, and cable television for so long before she has to rest and recuperate.

That’s where this Pamela Geller Blog Generator comes in! Now you too can weave your own conspiracy theories, your own plots to take over America, tailoring Geller’s own phobias to your needs! The possibilities are endless!

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1 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:53:45pm

THIS IS BRILLIANT!

My first attempt!

JEWICIDAL CAIR-promoting clowns are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America’s meatpacking industry, with the erection of a network of 13-story mega-mosques on every street corner, including driveways. JEWICIDAL CAIR-promoting clowns may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they’re all as bad as the TALIBAN! That’s why we need more people like Serbian war criminal Slobodan Milosevic, as if he were alive, he would take back our country from RINO Republicans, one by one. We don’t need the stench of moderation or acceptance of criticism in our Congress. JEWICIDAL CAIR-promoting clowns are the real extremists, anyway, those evil evil evil MR. FREEZES!

Be careful though, you will end up creating a tool for the lazy spin doctors.

2 wrenchwench  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:55:06pm

Good job, Fenris!

3 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:55:09pm

Not enough typos to sound truly authentic.
/

4 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:55:14pm

The Islamic Supremacists at CAIR, ISNA, ICNA, ISNA, FDA, PDF, and LOLWUT are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America’s Internets, with secret messages embedded in their architecture. The Islamic Supremacists at CAIR, ISNA, ICNA, ISNA, FDA, PDF, and LOLWUT may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they’re all a bunch of NAZIS! That’s why we need more people like the English Defence League, who are prone to riots at the drop of a football, as they crudely Photoshop swastikas over anyone who criticizes my blog. The Islamic Supremacists at CAIR, ISNA, ICNA, ISNA, FDA, PDF, and LOLWUT will get the clown makeup, though!

5 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:56:04pm

re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

Not enough typos to sound truly authentic.
/

Needs a “and you’ve been drinking: Gin, Vodka, Moonshine, Ethanol” option

6 grimalkin  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:56:43pm

Oh this is fun,

The thugs at ACORN, SEIU and the Department of Agriculture are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America’s small towns one at a time, starting with Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, with secret messages embedded in their architecture. The thugs at ACORN, SEIU and the Department of Agriculture may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they’re all as bad as the TALIBAN! That’s why we need more people like Serbian war criminal Slobodan Milosevic, as if he were alive, he would find Obama’s birth certificate ONCE AND FOR ALL. I’ve got a hunch that it’ll show up on some never-before-seen Flickr account soon, maybe even in my inbox! The thugs at ACORN, SEIU and the Department of Agriculture won’t know what hit ‘em!

7 Fenris  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:57:18pm

I can’t shake the feeling I’m seriously going to regret writing this in a few days.

8 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:57:58pm

re: #5 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Yes! And a spray tan chemical exposure option: “Light, Medium, Snookie, Pumpkin”.

9 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:58:16pm

re: #7 fenrisdesigns

I can’t shake the feeling I’m seriously going to regret writing this in a few days.

You will when you start seeing your stuff posted as “truth.”

10 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:59:12pm

blocked at work under the category of pornography :(

11 Fenris  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:00:26pm

re: #10 Dreggas

Could be because my server specializes in “furry” art. Sorry.

12 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:07:25pm

re: #11 fenrisdesigns

Could be because my server specializes in “furry” art. Sorry.

and silence fell over the thread…

13 Fenris  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:10:53pm

re: #12 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

and silence fell over the thread…

Coming from an army of lizards.

Shut me down! I’m perverted!

14 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:11:04pm

re: #12 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

and silence fell over the thread…

Because everyone knows that every time someone draws a furry pic, Jesus strangles a lion cub.

15 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:12:43pm

re: #14 Slumbering Behemoth

Because everyone knows that every time someone draws a furry pic, Jesus strangles a lion cub.

I thought he choked a chicken.

16 What, me worry?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:17:03pm

re: #13 fenrisdesigns

Coming from an army of lizards.

Shut me down! I’m perverted!

As the kids say, it’s all good.

I liked your little blip on Vegas btw :)

17 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:21:08pm

re: #11 fenrisdesigns

Could be because my server specializes in “furry” art. Sorry.

haha they’ve been paying my rent for a while, high five :D

Were you at RF?

18 What, me worry?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:21:52pm

Jeff in Ohio took his translation and ran it through babblefish a couple of times for some real shrieking harpy goodness. It was a scream. (From your pages, Fenris). Made me smile on this extra icky day I’m having.

19 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:22:17pm

re: #11 fenrisdesigns

I do believe I will be investigating your site when i get home hehehe.

20 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:26:49pm

re: #19 Dreggas

I do believe I will be investigating your site when i get home hehehe.

Sinner.
/

21 Fenris  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:28:50pm

But otherwise, don’t worry. Apart from that one photo of the penguins and Rob Leifeld in the vat of hollandaise which I’ll mostly likely publish in a few years after burning out, there’s no naughty pictures on my website. I’m your family-friendly swearing child-frightening fruit-bruising loudmouth furry writer-artist.

re: #17 WindUpBird

Maybe in a few years.

22 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:31:59pm

re: #20 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)


and proud

23 mojo9  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:32:14pm

re: #5 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

MMMM, Aqua Velva with a splash of methylene chloride and a twist!

24 wrenchwench  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:32:37pm

re: #18 marjoriemoon

Jeff in Ohio took his translation and ran it through babblefish a couple of times for some real shrieking harpy goodness. It was a scream. (From your pages, Fenris). Made me smile on this extra icky day I’m having.

Yous gives me a ideer:

TEH ISLAMIC SUPREMACISTS AT CAIR, ISNA, ICNA, ISNA, FDA, PDF, AN LOLWUT R AT IT AGAIN! DIS WEEK THEY HAS BEEN EXPOSD PLOTTIN 2 TAEK OVAR AMERICAS MEATPACKIN INDUSTRY, WIF TEH ERECSHUN OV NETWORK OV 13-STORY MEGA-MOSQUEZ ON EVRY STREET CORNR, INCLUDIN DRIVEWAYS. TEH ISLAMIC SUPREMACISTS AT CAIR, ISNA, ICNA, ISNA, FDA, PDF, AN LOLWUT CUD TRY 2 TELL U OTHERWIZE WIF EVIDENCE AN SOURCEZ AN ALL DAT JAZZ, BUT I SAY THEYRE ALL DRONEZ 4 GEORGE SOROS! THAZ Y WE NED MOAR PEEPS LIEK SERBIAN WAR CRIMINAL SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC, AS IF HE WUZ ALIV, HE WUD OVERSHELMINGLY REFUDIATE DHAKAT! HAY, IF LOLCATS CAN MAK NEW WERDZ ON DAILY BASIS, Y CANT I? HAW! TEH ISLAMIC SUPREMACISTS AT CAIR, ISNA, ICNA, ISNA, FDA, PDF, AN LOLWUT CANT STEP ON MAH MAD SPELLIN SKILLS!
25 yasharki  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:33:08pm

Epic +1!

26 Sol Berdinowitz  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:35:02pm

Atlas chugs

27 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:35:17pm

re: #21 fenrisdesigns

But otherwise, don’t worry. Apart from that one photo of the penguins and Rob Leifeld in the vat of hollandaise which I’ll mostly likely publish in a few years after burning out, there’s no naughty pictures on my website. I’m your family-friendly swearing child-frightening fruit-bruising loudmouth furry writer-artist.

Maybe in a few years.

It’s a good con, it’s turning into what FC was in the early-mid 2000s, big enough but not TOO big

29 Kragar (Antichrist )  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:53:53pm

re: #28 Killgore Trout

Oppression!
Jon Stewart’s Producer Arrested for Punching Heckler (VIDEO)

“Interestingly, although the incident happened six weeks ago, it doesn’t seem to have been reported in the “mainstream” press since it happened—only in smaller, 9/11-oriented blogs and on the website ValleyScanner. Pretty amazing, especially given the easy joke to be made by juxtaposing Albanese’s arrest with Jon Stewart’s huge rally calling on everyone to be nice to each other. Not that we’d ever make such a cheap joke ourselves.”

30 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:56:23pm

Well, this will go into the LGF archives as a classic and top ten post.

31 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 1:58:23pm

re: #28 Killgore Trout

Oppression!
Jon Stewart’s Producer Arrested for Punching Heckler (VIDEO)

another justification for legalizing brass knuckles

32 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:19:51pm

Media matter is getting close….
“Puppet master”: Beck’s attacks on Soros are steeped in anti-Semitic stereotypes
They are still kinda missing it. Glenn Beck and Alex Jones are recycling old conspiracies but they blame bankers, intellectuals, professors or corporatists instead of naming Jews outright. Beck might or might not be an antisemite but his conspiracies are steeped in that tradition.

33 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:21:53pm

re: #32 Killgore Trout

Media matter is getting close…
“Puppet master”: Beck’s attacks on Soros are steeped in anti-Semitic stereotypes
They are still kinda missing it. Glenn Beck and Alex Jones are recycling old conspiracies but they blame bankers, intellectuals, professors or corporatists instead of naming Jews outright. Beck might or might not be an antisemite but his conspiracies are steeped in that tradition.

Sorely tempted to advocate giving them a village with no intellectual content (or professions based on intellectual knowledge.) Then watch them go down rapidly once the first disease vector takes out their livestock, food stock plants, or them directly.

34 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:21:55pm

To publicity stunted, whatever mail you sent me is to an account I can no longer access.

Help me to get in touch with you from your URL.

35 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:25:45pm

re: #34 LudwigVanQuixote

To publicity stunted, whatever mail you sent me is to an account I can no longer access.

Help me to get in touch with you from your URL.

Hm.
What happened is I offered to send you publicityStunted’s e-mail addy, if he/she sent it to me. Which is what happened, and I sent you an e-mail. I had a suspicion the e-mail address I had for you may have been incorrect as it was old.

Anyhooo - if ya’ll have having trouble with the e-mail system, and you want to send me an email (either address at the cookbook blog) I’ll send you publicityStunted’s e-mail addy.

36 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:35:04pm

is the road closed ahead?

37 Amory Blaine  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:35:13pm

re: #15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I thought he choked a chicken.

Unless thee wishes to end up like Bartimaeus!!

38 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:35:26pm

re: #32 Killgore Trout

Wow, this is pretty fucked

Beck portrays Soros as “the puppet master” during ads for his Soros episode. On his Fox News show, Glenn Beck has repeatedly referred to Soros as a “puppet master” while promoting the November 9, 2010, edition of his Fox News show, which he claims will “expose” Soros. During one ad for the program that referred to Soros as a “puppet master,” an on-screen image of the Star of David faded into an image of Soros:

Floodgates are opening, holy hell

39 freetoken  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:36:15pm

Speaking of classic nut cases, over at the AFA their Bryan Fischer has an article today about bears: “A Hot Dog On Two Legs - Time for Open Season on Yellowstone Grizzlies” - that is classic AFA.


The carnage continues because of a benighted ruling by a federal court. Putting the grizzlies back on the “threatened” list means a human being can hardly shoot one of these as he is bearing down on his family without facing federal charges:

“The animals may be a victim of the success of conservation efforts. In 2007, the species was considered to have recovered enough to be taken off the endangered species list. But a court overturned that decision last year and returned the bears to ‘threatened’ status, a decision U.S. Fish and Wildlife is appealing.”

Maybe we could send a few of these “nuisance” bears home with these federal judges and help them get their minds right about the mindless risk they are forcing on their fellow members of the human race.

Just stupid. Of course one can shoot a bear in self defense. And the threat of violence against judges is all too clear.

Fischer is Christian version of Geller.

40 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:38:04pm

re: #38 WindUpBird

Stuff like this isn’t an accident

Beck cited anti-Semitic smear that Soros pursued a Jewish “agenda” to collapse Southeast Asian currencies. On the October 5, 2010, edition of his Fox News show, Beck continued his smear campaign against George Soros, saying that “many, including the Malaysian prime minister, believe it was billionaire speculator George Soros who helped trigger the [Southeast Asian] economic meltdown” in 1997, a reference to former Malaysian Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad’s false and anti-Semitic claim that Soros was part of a Jewish “agenda” to collapse Southeast Asian currencies. In an October 10, 1997, report from the Malaysian newspaper Berita Harian (excerpted by BBC Summary of World Broadcasts, accessed via Nexis), Mahathir was quoted as saying: “We do not want to say that this is a plot by the Jews, but in reality it is a Jew who triggered the currency plunge, and coincidentally Soros is a Jew. It is also a coincidence that the Malaysians are mostly Muslim.” From the report:

so uh yeah! Good times!

I don’t even know how much of this is Beck and how much is just material from Fox News itself, I guess it’s sort of an academic distinction, they’re broadcasting it on their extremely popular show

41 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:39:46pm

re: #35 reine.de.tout

Hm.
What happened is I offered to send you publicityStunted’s e-mail addy, if he/she sent it to me. Which is what happened, and I sent you an e-mail. I had a suspicion the e-mail address I had for you may have been incorrect as it was old.

Anyhooo - if ya’ll have having trouble with the e-mail system, and you want to send me an email (either address at the cookbook blog) I’ll send you publicityStunted’s e-mail addy.

Fabulous and thank you so much Reine. I sent you a mail with the address I use for LGF, but it doesn’t come up when I have my nic blued since I made my LGF pages my home url.

42 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:40:26pm

re: #40 WindUpBird

He’s doing a series of shows this week exposing Soros as the puppet master. It’s really spooky stuff.

43 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:40:29pm

re: #38 WindUpBird

Wow, this is pretty fucked

Floodgates are opening, holy hell

It was only a matter of time.

44 darthstar  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:40:33pm

Hey…it works!

45 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:41:12pm

re: #39 freetoken

Speaking of classic nut cases, over at the AFA their Bryan Fischer has an article today about bears: “A Hot Dog On Two Legs - Time for Open Season on Yellowstone Grizzlies” - that is classic AFA.

Just stupid. Of course one can shoot a bear in self defense. And the threat of violence against judges is all too clear.

Fischer is Christian version of Geller.

You will love my newest page I am making

46 Amory Blaine  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:41:42pm

re: #43 LudwigVanQuixote

It was only a matter of time.

His handlers will tamp it down just in time for no one to notice. Then he’ll pop up and start on his next target.

47 PT Barnum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:42:15pm

Afternoon everybody…

48 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:42:36pm

re: #39 freetoken

Speaking of classic nut cases, over at the AFA their Bryan Fischer has an article today about bears: “A Hot Dog On Two Legs - Time for Open Season on Yellowstone Grizzlies” - that is classic AFA.

Just stupid. Of course one can shoot a bear in self defense. And the threat of violence against judges is all too clear.

Fischer is Christian version of Geller.

shooting a grizzly bear in self defense can be problematic….they are faster than greased lightning and if and when you decide to fire, it better be a huge round, right on target…if your life is actually in danger you will only get off one snap shot I think

49 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:43:35pm

Atheist Ministers Struggle With Leading the Faithful

“I am an atheist,” says “Jack,” a Southern Baptist with more than 20 years in ministry.

“I live out my life as if there is no God,” says “Adam,” who is part of the pastoral staff of a small evangelical church in the Bible Belt.

The two, who asked that their real identities be protected, are pastors who have lost their faith. And these two men, who have built their careers and lives around faith, say they now feel trapped, living a lie.


Well, at least they aren’t gay.

50 PT Barnum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:44:00pm

re: #48 albusteve

shooting a grizzly bear in self defense can be problematic…they are faster than greased lightning and if and when you decide to fire, it better be a huge round, right on target…if your life is actually in danger you will only get off one snap shot I think

A guy walks into this sporting goods store in Alaska, immediately spies a rather haggard-looking old salt of a store clerk sitting by the cash register.

“Hear ya got a lotta’ bears ‘round here?”

“Yep,” answers the clerk.

“Big bears?”

“Yep.”

“Mean bears?”

“Yep.”

“Black bears?”

“Yep.”

“GRIZZLIES???!”

“Yep.”

“Got any bear bells?”

“What’s dat?”

“You know, them little dingle-bells ya put on yer backpack so bears know yer in the perimiter so’s they can runs away …”

“Yep. Over yonder …”

“Great. I’ll take one fer black bears, and one fer grizzlies. Say, how’d you know if yer in black bear country anyway?”

“Look fer scatt.”

“Oh. Well, how how’d you know if there’s GRIZZLIES????!”

“Look fer scatt.”

“You just said that!”

“Yeah. But grizzly scatt’s different.”

“Well now, just what’s IN grizzly scatt that’s different?”

“Bear bells.”

51 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:48:33pm

“We do not want to say that this is a plot by the Jews”

yes you do

52 3eff Jeff  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:51:12pm

re: #43 LudwigVanQuixote

It was only a matter of time.

3:30 is the apropos bit. “Then I started listening. … That train is never late.”

53 freetoken  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:51:26pm

Since we’re covering famous idiots today… Esther just doesn’t want to stay out of the news cycle:

Cookiegate: Sarah Palin Takes on ‘Nanny State’ Nutrition Guidelines

Waiting for her to take on the crime of forced fluoridation.

54 PT Barnum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:53:36pm

re: #53 freetoken

Since we’re covering famous idiots today… Esther just doesn’t want to stay out of the news cycle:

Cookiegate: Sarah Palin Takes on ‘Nanny State’ Nutrition Guidelines

Waiting for her to take on the crime of forced fluoridation.

Sarah Palin, the gravitas of a beachball with an IQ to match.

55 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:54:18pm

re: #28 Killgore Trout

Comedy Writers Union thugs?

//

56 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:55:02pm

re: #53 freetoken

Since we’re covering famous idiots today… Esther just doesn’t want to stay out of the news cycle:

Cookiegate: Sarah Palin Takes on ‘Nanny State’ Nutrition Guidelines

Waiting for her to take on the crime of forced fluoridation.


from the article….

Yesterday Palin tweeted that, in addition to her fundraising power, she “may bring cookies” to the Plumstead Christian School to protest the guidelines.

“Hmm…may bring cookies to my PA school speech tmrw to make a pt ‘PA mulls ban on cake/cookies/candy@ school parties,’” Palin posted, linking to an article from the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review about the guidelines.


Kinda reminds me of conservatives wasting electricity on earth day. I don’t think the fat kids need more cookies.

57 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:57:30pm

I just can’t get a Palin stiffy….never could, the bozo does not deserve my attention…like Beck, it’s another ho hum moment, like, so what?

58 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 2:59:18pm

re: #56 Killgore Trout

It’s pretty pathetic that things like nutrition guidelines and healthy eating guidelines are being turned into some sort of left vs right, good vs evil, conservative vs liberal ideological point by some people. WTF is wrong with people?

59 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:00:26pm

re: #58 Jadespring

It’s pretty pathetic that things like nutrition guidelines and healthy eating guidelines are being turned into some sort of left vs right, good vs evil, conservative vs liberal ideological point by some people. WTF is wrong with people?

what’s wrong is not the food, it’s the intrusion, perceived or otherwise….didn’t you know that?

60 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:01:12pm

re: #58 Jadespring

In part it is a reaction to the Foie Gras ban, the Happy Meal toy sanctions… A stupid reaction but try to see the pushback.

61 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:01:23pm

re: #53 freetoken

Well to a degree she does have a point about Nanny State, or in this case Nanny City laws against junk food.

San Francisco may order Happy Meals to go — permanently

“San Francisco’s board of supervisors is expected to formally approve a ban on most of McDonald’s Happy Meals in current form during a meeting Tuesday.”

62 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:02:08pm

re: #60 Rightwingconspirator

In part it is a reaction to the Foie Gras ban, the Happy Meal toy sanctions… A stupid reaction but try to see the pushback.

wait til they discover the nutritional drawbacks to pizza….WAR!

63 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:02:45pm

re: #59 albusteve

what’s wrong is not the food, it’s the intrusion, perceived or otherwise…didn’t you know that?

Well with this crowd just having the nerve to even publish it and posting in the dark corner of the library where no one even goes is considered too much of an intrusion.

64 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:04:37pm

re: #61 Bubblehead II

Well to a degree she does have a point about Nanny State, or in this case Nanny City laws against junk food.

San Francisco may order Happy Meals to go — permanently

“San Francisco’s board of supervisors is expected to formally approve a ban on most of McDonald’s Happy Meals in current form during a meeting Tuesday.”

I don’t see how that’s possible, but Food Nazis do have secret connections

65 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:05:28pm

re: #59 albusteve

what’s wrong is not the food, it’s the intrusion, perceived or otherwise…didn’t you know that?

yeah - many people seem to have unresolved mommy issues - see the phrase “the mommy state” - where they feel emasculated if anybody gives them good advice

this can happen to you if you have never become secure in your feelings of being an adult who can make decisions for themself

66 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:05:36pm

re: #60 Rightwingconspirator

In part it is a reaction to the Foie Gras ban, the Happy Meal toy sanctions… A stupid reaction but try to see the pushback.

The happy meal issue is one thing but please don’t try to suggest that this crowd is in arms about being forbidden to eat their precious frois grois. I betcha most couldn’t even tell you what it is and wouldn’t touch if they did find out. Heck most probably couldn’t even afford to buy it. :)

67 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:06:22pm

re: #65 engineer dog

yeah - many people seem to have unresolved mommy issues - see the phrase “the mommy state” - where they feel emasculated if anybody gives them good advice

this can happen to you if you have never become secure in your feelings of being an adult who can make decisions for themself

we are not talking giving advice are we?…if so, I missed it

68 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:07:53pm

re: #62 albusteve

Or pineapple on Pizza!
**Ducks behind solid object**

69 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:08:33pm

re: #58 Jadespring

It’s pretty pathetic that things like nutrition guidelines and healthy eating guidelines are being turned into some sort of left vs right, good vs evil, conservative vs liberal ideological point by some people. WTF is wrong with people?

there’s also a lot of unresolved sex-role insecurities that are reinforced by popular culture and perpetrated by the unfortunate victims

for example, one afternoon i decided that i wanted a quiche and my wife wanted hamburger. we didn’t care about it, but it gave the waiter fits. it seemed like serving a man a quiche was about to practically put him into therapy

70 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:09:43pm

re: #66 Jadespring

The happy meal issue is one thing but please don’t try to suggest that this crowd is in arms about being forbidden to eat their precious frois grois. I betcha most couldn’t even tell you what it is and wouldn’t touch if they did find out. Heck most probably couldn’t even afford to buy it. :)

what’s the happy meal ‘one thing”?…we are not talking an illegal, controlled substance….in your view, you support municipalities penalizing free, open commerce?….then why is beer legal?

71 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:10:01pm

re: #69 engineer dog

there’s also a lot of unresolved sex-role insecurities that are reinforced by popular culture and perpetrated by the unfortunate victims

for example, one afternoon i decided that i wanted a quiche and my wife wanted hamburger. we didn’t care about it, but it gave the waiter fits. it seemed like serving a man a quiche was about to practically put him into therapy

That’s pretty sad.

72 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:10:33pm

re: #67 albusteve

we are not talking giving advice are we?…if so, I missed it

the comment that you responded to was about “nutrition guidelines and healthy eating guidelines”

73 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:11:06pm

re: #72 engineer dog

the comment that you responded to was about “nutrition guidelines and healthy eating guidelines”

I lost it there someplace…my bad

74 3eff Jeff  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:11:58pm

re: #69 engineer dog

there’s also a lot of unresolved sex-role insecurities that are reinforced by popular culture and perpetrated by the unfortunate victims

for example, one afternoon i decided that i wanted a quiche and my wife wanted hamburger. we didn’t care about it, but it gave the waiter fits. it seemed like serving a man a quiche was about to practically put him into therapy

[Link: en.wikipedia.org…]

I think he didn’t get the joke.

75 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:12:03pm

re: #70 albusteve

what’s the happy meal ‘one thing”?…we are not talking an illegal, controlled substance…in your view, you support municipalities penalizing free, open commerce?…then why is beer legal?

Because it’s marketed to kids. McDonalds is more of a chemical delivery system like cigarettes. I don’t support the ban but I understand the logic behind it. It’s a fairly serious cultural issue.

76 webevintage  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:12:33pm

re: #24 wrenchwench

Yous gives me a ideer:

everything is better in LOL….

77 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:13:55pm

re: #70 albusteve

what’s the happy meal ‘one thing”?…we are not talking an illegal, controlled substance…in your view, you support municipalities penalizing free, open commerce?…then why is beer legal?

What are you talking about? I suggested that the happy meal was ‘one thing’ in that it may have merit for people to push back at. However this bleeping about nutrition guidelines etc etc started before this happy meal thing came up. However even if the happy meal thing does merit a pushback pushing back ‘nanny state’ guidelines in general as if they were somehow an evil foisted onto people by some sort of cabal is just stupid.

78 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:14:22pm

re: #66 Jadespring

Correct, but the fastest way to get them to want to is ban it. If we want government to stay out of the bedroom, as I certainly do, I also want them to stay the hell out of my menu. Stick to inspecting foods for safety, and leave adult nutrition to adults and their doctors, dietitians etc. Requiring caloric discloseure is a good thing. Makes for a better consumer and menu. Managing the menus of restaurants from state capitols is an intrusive thing. They lack the competence, and the need.

79 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:16:34pm

BTW I was reading about Victorian era grocers in England. They used to do some really nasty shit and at one time the grocer was seen as an evil character. They used to add amazingly toxic chemicals to products to enhance the color, hide spoilage etc. It’s part of the reason we have the food laws we have today. The free market, left to it’s own devices will gladly kill it’s customers as long as the money keeps coming in.

80 jaunte  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:19:19pm

re: #79 Killgore Trout

Adventures in eating:

The list of poisonous additives reads like the stock list of some mad and malevolent chemist: strychnine, cocculus inculus (both are hallucinogens) and copperas in rum and beer; sulphate of copper in pickles, bottled fruit, wine, and preserves; lead chromate in mustard and snuff; sulphate of iron in tea and beer; ferric ferrocynanide, lime sulphate, and turmeric in chinese tea; copper carbonate, lead sulphate, bisulphate of mercury, and Venetian lead in sugar confectionery and chocolate; lead in wine and cider; all were extensively used and were accumulative in effect, resulting, over a long period, in chronic gastritis, and, indeed, often fatal food poisoning. Red lead gave Gloucester cheese its ‘healthy’ red hue, flour and arrowroot a rich thickness to cream, and tea leaves were ‘dried, dyed, and recycled again.’
[Link: www.victorianweb.org…]
81 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:19:30pm

Media Matters posted today’s Glenn Beck show in its entirety….
Puppet Master: Beck attacks George Soros (Part 1)

82 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:19:55pm

re: #78 Rightwingconspirator

Correct, but the fastest way to get them to want to is ban it. If we want government to stay out of the bedroom, as I certainly do, I also want them to stay the hell out of my menu. Stick to inspecting foods for safety, and leave adult nutrition to adults and their doctors, dietitians etc. Requiring caloric discloseure is a good thing. Makes for a better consumer and menu. Managing the menus of restaurants from state capitols is an intrusive thing. They lack the competence, and the need.

Where is frois grois banned anyways? All over the US? And was it banned because it’s nutrionally bad or because it’s an animal welfare issue? Most anti-frois grois campaigns I’ve ever come across don’t have anything to do with it’s nutritional value but because of how it’s produced….which is pretty disgusting..

83 bratwurst  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:21:23pm

I am pretty sure every parent in San Francisco will STILL be free to buy their child a burger, fries and soft drink at McDonalds or anywhere else. In other news: regulations regarding sodium content in processed foods will not affect the salt shaker on your table.

84 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:21:29pm

re: #80 jaunte

Yeah, the lead in the cheese was what inspired me to read up on their practices. Shocking stuff.

85 Sionainn  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:22:14pm

re: #81 Killgore Trout

Media Matters posted today’s Glenn Beck show in its entirety…
Puppet Master: Beck attacks George Soros (Part 1)

Great. Now we are going to see whatever Beck said about Soros parroted all over the place. It gets so tiring.

86 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:25:08pm

re: #82 Jadespring

Where is frois grois banned anyways? All over the US? And was it banned because it’s nutrionally bad or because it’s an animal welfare issue? Most anti-frois grois campaigns I’ve ever come across don’t have anything to do with it’s nutritional value but because of how it’s produced…which is pretty disgusting..

There are a few places like Spain that have natural Frois Grois but it’s a seasonal thing. Ducks and geese will naturally gorge themselves in the fall in orchards as an instinct to get through the winter. the fatty liver is supposedly comparable to the force fed stuff.

87 reginald perrin  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:26:26pm

Tucker Carlson is outed as a troll. He was caught posing as Keeith Olbermann in emails.

Did Tucker Carlson perpetrate a hoax by posing as Keith Olbermann in a series of emails?

On Tuesday afternoon, a set of emails surfaced on the Philadelphia news site Phawker. Phawker said that the emails showed the “100% for real” correspondence between Olbermann and Philadelphia Daily News columnist Stu Bykofsky over the weekend…

… The incendiary emails seemed too good to be true — and, as it turns out, they were. The emails from “Olbermann” came from keith@keitholbermann.com. That’s an address that is not owned by Olbermann, but by Tucker Carlson, conservative pundit and editor of the Daily Caller website. In July, Carlson announced that he had purchased the domain name KeithOlbermann.com, and told Politico that people could email him at Keith@KeithOlbermann.com — the same address that the emails to Bykofsky came from.

.

Full Storry

88 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:27:19pm

re: #75 Killgore Trout
I guess I am a advocate for less intrusive administration. Not that I want to repeal social security or medicare or major programs. But, I really do object to this kind of menu micromanagement. Schools can carry whatever they want for healthy lunches. But nobody gets to legislate that diet onto the populace 24/7.

The parents that would make a Happy meal and toys the occasional treat (maybe after working late) sure got screwed. I call that “feel good electioneering”. An involuntary contribution by McDonald’s to some local hacks re-election. The major “product” if you will from local politicians is new laws. If the do not produce, they lose elections to those who do. Allriding the “public good” train.

What’s next a prohibition of soft drinks because they contribute to obesity? That would be ironic, given that prohibition put them on the map.

89 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:27:34pm

re: #86 Killgore Trout

There are a few places like Spain that have natural Frois Grois but it’s a seasonal thing. Ducks and geese will naturally gorge themselves in the fall in orchards as an instinct to get through the winter. the fatty liver is supposedly comparable to the force fed stuff.

Yeah I saw a show about that. There was a farmer somewhere in Europe who had developed a way to produce it without the hold down force feeding. They then did a taste test with his stuff and some made the regular way. Most people couldn’t tell the difference.

90 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:29:37pm

re: #88 Rightwingconspirator

I guess I am a advocate for less intrusive administration. Not that I want to repeal social security or medicare or major programs. But, I really do object to this kind of menu micromanagement. Schools can carry whatever they want for healthy lunches. But nobody gets to legislate that diet onto the populace 24/7.

Well the article that brought this subject up is that Palin is protesting nutritional guidelines in a public school by being a rebel and bringing cookies to make her point.

91 bratwurst  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:29:42pm

re: #81 Killgore Trout

Media Matters posted today’s Glenn Beck show in its entirety…
Puppet Master: Beck attacks George Soros (Part 1)

Glenn is crazy…that is bad enough…but he is the BORING kind of crazy, not the funny kind. That’s the real sin. At least the Michael Savage conspiracy theories (ie the Chinese want to invade to breed with white women) are good for a giggle.

92 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:30:58pm

This makes me ill-Screw these “food justice” guys, I hope they all lose their jobs. What a pathetic attempt at jingoism. “Food Justice”. Overstate much?

Give me a break.

[Link: www.cnn.com…]

Under the proposal, McDonald’s and other restaurants would have until December 2011 to improve their meals’ nutrition with fruits and vegetables — if the chains want to keep offering Captain America figurines or toys tied with latest films.

The proposed ordinance is part of a “food justice movement” and is designed to address how about 50 of the city’s restaurants use giveaway toys to sell fast food whose nutritional content is being challenged by the city.

Officials said they hope their measure, the first of its kind for a large city, would encourage similar standards across the country. The San Francisco proposal was modeled after a similar law for unincorporated Santa Clara County, California,

93 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:31:57pm

re: #42 Killgore Trout

He’s doing a series of shows this week exposing Soros as the puppet master. It’s really spooky stuff.

It’s very, very classic anti-Semitism.

94 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:32:16pm

I just googled Jewish Puppet Master to see if it was a historical refence that I should be aware of. Most of the results seem to be Glenn Beck’s theories on Soros.

95 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:33:21pm

re: #90 Jadespring

Forbidding all candy and cookies at a school, rather than a small appropriate portion will surely backfire. Sarah is an idiot, who happens onto a legit point from time to time and yet still manages to ruin it. Leaving folks like me and you in this case to clear the personality from the issue realities.

96 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:35:07pm

re: #59 albusteve

what’s wrong is not the food, it’s the intrusion, perceived or otherwise…didn’t you know that?

Yeah. This coming from the same self-righteous buffoons who want to bring their religion into my child’s classroom, but will fight to the death for him/her to have the chance to eat all the sugar there is.

97 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:35:11pm

Hey Ludwig, check out my page on the Zionist Mall Fashion Jewelry Collection. There is some nice stuff there that Miss S. might like.

98 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:35:15pm

re: #94 Killgore Trout

I just googled Jewish Puppet Master to see if it was a historical refence that I should be aware of. Most of the results seem to be Glenn Beck’s theories on Soros.

Ah I had to go a few pages deep before you can find the historic references…
The Villain in Nazi Theatre and ParaTheatre and its Influence on the Holocaust (PDF)

This paper examines the Nazi archetypal image of the villain as represented in Theatre and ParaTheatre throughout the Third Reich and the influence this theatrical villain had on the Holocaust. As an archetype, this paper explores three main characteristics of the villain salient in the ideological representation of the Jew in Nazi propaganda: the „puppet master‟ - a character who manipulates, dominates or controls others; the „swindler‟ - a character who behaves in immoral and frequently illegal ways for profit or personal gain usually at the expense of others; and the image of the villain as inferior or, at the extremes, dehumanised, animalistic or even demonic.
99 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:36:28pm

re: #93 SanFranciscoZionist

It’s very, very classic anti-Semitism.

i hope that both jonah goldberg as well as my cousin-who-is-so-JDL-but-believes-in-liberal-fascism take note of this

100 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:36:34pm

re: #88 Rightwingconspirator

“What’s next a prohibition of soft drinks because they contribute to obesity? That would be ironic, given that prohibition put them on the map.”

As a matter of fact, that was one of the first things to be banned by the same mayor who threatening to veto the Happy Meal ban. Admittedly, the ban only applies to City owned property, not private busisness.

101 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:39:29pm

re: #95 Rightwingconspirator

Forbidding all candy and cookies at a school, rather than a small appropriate portion will surely backfire. Sarah is an idiot, who happens onto a legit point from time to time and yet still manages to ruin it. Leaving folks like me and you in this case to clear the personality from the issue realities.

Well that’s the thing. According to the article it’s not necessarily about banning sweets and cookies. It says it’s about limiting them (which could mean none or just less) and encouraging parents to provide healthy snacks.

Why is this such a horrible idea for a school to do?

102 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:40:34pm

re: #96 SanFranciscoZionist

Yeah. This coming from the same self-righteous buffoons who want to bring their religion into my child’s classroom, but will fight to the death for him/her to have the chance to eat all the sugar there is.

I do not think your supervisors who wrote the Happy Meal Ban are trying to get intelligent design or Jesus in to classrooms…. :-)

Just sayin’

103 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:42:37pm

OT: For fans of “Firefly”, Zach Whedon is continuing the Serenity saga as a comic strip. “Serenity-Downtime.”[Link: www.usatoday.com…]

104 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:43:35pm

New mini blog post on Christian politician hypocrisy and stupidity in congress and AGW.

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

I tear Shimkus a new one and point out why his is not only wrong on his science, but an utter hypocrite and even heretic from a scriptural view.

105 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:43:53pm

re: #101 Jadespring

That’s fine, as I said Sarah can take a good point and ruin it. Wrong place wrong “facts” etc. The limiting of birthday parties looks kinda weird, I would hope that is to make room for more math and spelling, rather than worries about a slice of cake at a party. Or have the party with better foods.

106 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:44:30pm

In Part II Beck outs John McCain as an agent of Soros.

107 Amory Blaine  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:45:01pm

Just because a corporation puts a shiny toy in a box (that you pay for) doesn’t mean they love your children.

108 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:46:14pm

re: #100 Bubblehead II

Psst. Wanna buy some Real Coke? No no not that, the drink!
Dr Pepper smugglers will be the next cartel threat.

109 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:47:05pm

re: #96 SanFranciscoZionist

Yeah. This coming from the same self-righteous buffoons who want to bring their religion into my child’s classroom, but will fight to the death for him/her to have the chance to eat all the sugar there is.

The teachers that I working with now have stories about parents getting miffed about kids learning about nutrition and food in school science classes. Doesn’t happen much but it has happened.

110 webevintage  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:47:37pm

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com…]


Now I realize I’m just a former governor and current housewife from Alaska, but even humble folks like me can read the newspaper. I’m surprised a prestigious reporter for the Wall Street Journal doesn’t.

Wth?
Palin is just a “housewife from Alaska”?
the woman makes me crazy.

111 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:49:03pm

I can see taking the sweets out of school lunches, breakfasts and dinners (yes, dinners, some schools now serve those) but I can’t see telling a child they can’t bring it themselves.

Our local district does not allow handmade goodies to be distributed to a class as a birthday celebration, only store-bought ones. My mother told me to retaliate by bringing fudgesicles.

112 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:50:41pm

re: #111 EmmmieG

I can see taking the sweets out of school lunches, breakfasts and dinners (yes, dinners, some schools now serve those) but I can’t see telling a child they can’t bring it themselves.

Our local district does not allow handmade goodies to be distributed to a class as a birthday celebration, only store-bought ones. My mother told me to retaliate by bringing fudgesicles.

What’s the reasoning behind only allowing store bought?

113 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:52:10pm

re: #112 Jadespring

What’s the reasoning behind only allowing store bought?

I guess to avoid possible food poisoning.

114 Pixelated_Perfection  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:53:33pm

Right, so I’m a bit confused here. On your webblog intro it says that you explore issues important to both liberals and conservatives.

From what I can read of your blogs they are very left winged and there is only left winged comments. So does that mean that you are a left-winged blog, or that you censor any right winged comments?

Just curious.

115 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:53:48pm

re: #113 EmmmieG

I guess to avoid possible food poisoning.

Ah okay. I know there are districts that ban bake sales and other things like jam sale because of those sorts of fears.

116 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:54:28pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

Right, so I’m a bit confused here. On your webblog intro it says that you explore issues important to both liberals and conservatives.

From what I can read of your blogs they are very left winged and there is only left winged comments. So does that mean that you are a left-winged blog, or that you censor any right winged comments?

Just curious.

Hello, what would you like to contribute?

117 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:55:23pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

Right, so I’m a bit confused here. On your webblog intro it says that you explore issues important to both liberals and conservatives.

From what I can read of your blogs they are very left winged and there is only left winged comments. So does that mean that you are a left-winged blog, or that you censor any right winged comments?

Just curious.

You need to read more or re-adjust your perception of what a right wing comment or a left wing comment actually is.

118 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:55:35pm

how many cases have there been of actual banning of foods besides the soft drink machine ban?

119 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:56:38pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

Impeach the Kenyan Dictator!

Now where’s my fetus-in-a-jar?

120 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:57:24pm

re: #108 Rightwingconspirator

Psst. Wanna buy some Real Coke? No no not that, the drink!
Dr Pepper smugglers will be the next cartel threat.

Heh! That reminds me of my 3rd year in Jr. High. In order to get out of a second period Gym class I “volunteered” to work in the laundry washing Gym towels. In order to open the laundry room, I had to get the Vice Principles keys that also just happened to have the key to the vending machine room that was only open during the lunch hour. I had quite the lucrative business supplying “black market” Coke products as well as assorted candies to those in the know. 50% markup was generally the norm, all though I would make exceptions. Lots of Coke addicts that loved their morning caffeine rush that they couldn’t get at home.

121 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:58:03pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

Right, so I’m a bit confused here. On your webblog intro it says that you explore issues important to both liberals and conservatives.

From what I can read of your blogs they are very left winged and there is only left winged comments. So does that mean that you are a left-winged blog, or that you censor any right winged comments?

Just curious.

i encourage you to continue reading since it seems to me that many conservatives have been lied to extensively about what “liberals” believe

perhaps you could tell us what you think “left-winged” comments or beliefs are

122 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:58:42pm

re: #116 prairiefire

An 80’s attachment to the underscore and a strange sense of curiosity.

Death to the 8 bit operating system!

123 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 3:59:10pm

Ironically, we were about to have the Princess start an experiment in which we will buy for her anything (within reason) and she gets to eat it.

BUT first she has to evaluate the food for cost per serving, taste and nutrition. I’m hoping for at least one moment where she realizes just how far from the picture on the box her serving is.

As I explained to my husband, we can force her to eat well here, but I really want her to understand and internalize good nutrition.

Unlike her mother, who still eats cookie dough straight out of the fridge.

124 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:00:05pm

OK the post is updated with supporting papers edited for typos etc..

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

125 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:00:31pm

re: #123 EmmmieG

My daughter will dissect a cow’s eye tomorrow.

126 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:01:37pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

Damn! Is it dinner time already? Microwaved Trolls are so bitter tasting.

127 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:01:48pm

Part II - Obama needs his Blackberry so he can take orders secretly from George Soros.
Man, I don’t know if I’m going to make it through tonight’s show. I wonder if he’s going to start getting backlash from conservatives. This is really crazy stuff.

128 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:01:55pm

re: #123 EmmmieG

I think that’s a really good idea for her. You should be careful about eating cookie dough w/ raw eggs in it!

129 Reginald Perrin  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:02:21pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

just curious.

Obvious troll is obvious

130 Irenicum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:02:39pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

I’m curious as to why you keep saying left-winged? Winged?

131 bratwurst  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:02:42pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I ran across a blog online that didn’t conform to my political point of view and then posted on it to ask if I would be banned for doing so…well, I wouldn’t have a cent.

132 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:04:21pm

re: #125 prairiefire

Saute or deep fry?

My kid thinks soda is a rare treat and most processed foods are disgusting. I have almost finished her nutritional mind control. She actually believes a meal should have a fruit, grain and protein or it’s not a meal, but a snack. Bwahahahah, fuck you McDs.

133 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:05:25pm

re: #125 prairiefire

My daughter will dissect a cow’s eye tomorrow.

My daughter would happily join her. She has a cast iron stomach for these things.

Then screams like a baby if you get a needle near her arm.

134 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:05:53pm

re: #128 prairiefire

I think that’s a really good idea for her. You should be careful about eating cookie dough w/ raw eggs in it!

Yes, I know, but it’s one of these odds things.

Haven’t gotten sick yet.

135 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:05:56pm

re: #130 Irenicum

I’m curious as to why you keep saying left-winged? Winged?

It enables circular logic.

136 thedopefishlives  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:05:58pm

re: #126 Bubblehead II

Damn! Is it dinner time already? Microwaved Trolls are so bitter tasting.

Not microwaved. The grillmaster has arrived - and just in time, looks like.

137 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:06:26pm

re: #127 Killgore Trout

I wonder if he’s going to start getting backlash from conservatives

now i have to bring up my favorite h. l. menken quote:

“nobody ever went broke overestimating the stupidity of the american public”

include ‘gullibility’ in that for me…

138 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:06:54pm

re: #132 Jeff In Ohio

Saute or deep fry?

My kid thinks soda is a rare treat and most processed foods are disgusting. I have almost finished her nutritional mind control. She actually believes a meal should have a fruit, grain and protein or it’s not a meal, but a snack. Bwahahahah, fuck you McDs.

How utterly evil. :)

139 wrenchwench  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:07:56pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

Right, so I’m a bit confused here. On your webblog intro it says that you explore issues important to both liberals and conservatives.

Where is the “webblog intro”?

140 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:09:16pm

re: #133 EmmmieG

My daughter would happily join her. She has a cast iron stomach for these things.

Then screams like a baby if you get a needle near her arm.

I can Grok it. I have no qualms about climbing into a ship that is designed to intentionally sink and is built by the lowest bidder, but bring a needle any where near me and I turn into a (semi) lump of quivering flesh. I HATE needles.

141 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:09:40pm

re: #134 EmmmieG

Yes, I know, but it’s one of these odds things.

Haven’t gotten sick yet.

I eat raw eggs all of the time. I’ve been making my own homemade mayo and salad dressings from scratch for over a year now.

I know where my eggs come from though so if I ever get sick it’s my own fault.

142 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:10:28pm

re: #141 Jadespring

I eat raw eggs all of the time. I’ve been making my own homemade mayo and salad dressings from scratch for over a year now.

I know where my eggs come from though so if I ever get sick it’s my own fault.

Well, in my case it’s bad math. Statistically, I’m going to end up barfing up my shoes one of these days.

143 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:10:57pm

re: #137 engineer dog

now i have to bring up my favorite h. l. menken quote:

“nobody ever went broke overestimating the stupidity of the american public”

include ‘gullibility’ in that for me…

You’re probably right. I don’t even like George Soros but these conspiracy theories are very dangerous. If they catch on it creates a very dangerous environment.

144 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:11:32pm

Experiencing cognitive dissonance here.

One of my uncles shot an elk.

I don’t have a problem with this. Now that we’ve eliminated the wolves, we have to keep the population down somehow, or they will starve.

The dissonance is that he’s an old hippy, and I didn’t even know he shot guns, let alone hunted.

145 Irenicum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:11:45pm

re: #135 Jeff In Ohio

Actually the post was so badly written that it smells of being a spambot.

146 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:12:39pm

re: #142 EmmmieG

Well, in my case it’s bad math. Statistically, I’m going to end up barfing up my shoes one of these days.

I had salmonella poisoning once. WORST THING EVER. I was seven and I remember lying there begging my mom to just let me die.

We got it from a fast food chicken place.

147 thedopefishlives  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:13:00pm

re: #143 Killgore Trout

You’re probably right. I don’t even like George Soros but these conspiracy theories are very dangerous. If they catch on it creates a very dangerous environment.

Conspiracy theories, in general, are dangerous precisely because of their effect - they target the people who just aren’t rational. And at the risk of stating the obvious, irrational people do some really irrational things.

148 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:13:30pm

re: #132 Jeff In Ohio

Saute or deep fry?

My kid thinks soda is a rare treat and most processed foods are disgusting. I have almost finished her nutritional mind control. She actually believes a meal should have a fruit, grain and protein or it’s not a meal, but a snack. Bwahahahah, fuck you McDs.

I admit to feeding them a small amount of crap. Mostly, I cook from scratch. I make them eat Sweet Potatoes about 4x a week. I’m sure they will never eat another sweet potato when they leave my house.
“I’m not buying that, it is full of crap!” is my most of the time motto.
I think it is harder for parents that work a lot.

149 Irenicum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:13:37pm

I just watched the initial clip of Glenn Beck. He’s really trolling in some classically dangerous waters now. He’s becoming the reincarnated Father Coughlin.

150 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:14:40pm

re: #146 Jadespring

I had salmonella poisoning once. WORST THING EVER. I was seven and I remember lying there begging my mom to just let me die.

We got it from a fast food chicken place.

Well, that makes me feel better.

I have a friend who actually uses powdered egg so her boys can eat the dough.

151 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:17:13pm

re: #150 EmmmieG

Well, that makes me feel better.

I have a friend who actually uses powdered egg so her boys can eat the dough.

I use powdered eggs for Royal Icing when making gingerbread houses.

152 Renaissance_Man  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:17:29pm

re: #114 Pixelated_Perfection

Right, so I’m a bit confused here. On your webblog intro it says that you explore issues important to both liberals and conservatives.

From what I can read of your blogs they are very left winged and there is only left winged comments. So does that mean that you are a left-winged blog, or that you censor any right winged comments?

Just curious.

The issues here are important to both left and right. The foolishness of the far right is absolutely an issue important to both left and right.

153 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:19:04pm

i think i would not be out of line to invite Pixelated_Perfection to contribute some non left-winged comments. there are definitely conservatives who are members here

154 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:20:54pm

re: #136 thedopefishlives

Cool. I like my Troll well done with a hint of Lavender.

[Link: annieslavender.com…]

“Developed for the 2004 World Chili Cook-Off in Las Vegas. Great on chicken or beef. Ribs are especially mouth watering! Like it spicy? Leave it on. Not so hot? shake it off. Either way, it tastes fantastic ! Now available in a 6.5 oz.”

Local business. She had to sell her farm, but is still trying to make a go at it. Support her if you can.

155 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:21:05pm

Lol…

The LAMESTREAM Media are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America’s new media, with the erection of a network of 13-story mega-mosques on every street corner, including driveways. The LAMESTREAM Media may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they’re all a drones for GEORGE SOROS! That’s why we need more people like Serbian war criminal Slobodan Milosevic, as if he were alive, he would ban sharia law from the courts, because not only did we apparently have such a thing going in our courts on on a daily basis, but America’s courts are no place for the consideration of international laws like the Ten Commandments or the Magna Carta. The LAMESTREAM Media can go back to wherever the laws they defend come from!

156 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:22:07pm

re: #148 prairiefire

No doubt. I’m not pure, that’s for sure. We have our crutches (um…Stouffer’s Mac and Cheese, extra black pepper on mine) and for people stressed for time, heavily processed food is an easy out.

However, watching my oldest daughter emerge from what was essentially her body fighting against a diet rich in repetition and modern mono-cultures has been a real eye opener. Hell, I dropped 30lbs (so far) through a minor diet adjustment and her eczema, weird bouts of cramps and headaches have virtually disappeared and she’s just a normal, hormone ravaged 12 year old (god help me!).

157 thedopefishlives  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:22:37pm

re: #154 Bubblehead II

Cool. I like my Troll well done with a hint of Lavender.

[Link: annieslavender.com…]

“Developed for the 2004 World Chili Cook-Off in Las Vegas. Great on chicken or beef. Ribs are especially mouth watering! Like it spicy? Leave it on. Not so hot? shake it off. Either way, it tastes fantastic ! Now available in a 6.5 oz.”

Local business. She had to sell her farm, but is still trying to make a go at it. Support her if you can.

Now that’s one I’ve never tried before. Who’da thunk.

158 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:23:13pm

re: #124 LudwigVanQuixote

OK the post is updated with supporting papers edited for typos etc..

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com…]

Terrific post

And that has nothing to with the science.

159 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:23:19pm

re: #155 ausador

Hmmm…13 story erection. That’s going to hurt.

160 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:24:20pm

re: #144 EmmmieG

Experiencing cognitive dissonance here.

One of my uncles shot an elk.

I don’t have a problem with this. Now that we’ve eliminated the wolves, we have to keep the population down somehow, or they will starve.

The dissonance is that he’s an old hippy, and I didn’t even know he shot guns, let alone hunted.

We here in Idaho would be more than happy to send you a couple of hundred. Just give us your address. Shipping is free.

161 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:25:56pm

re: #160 Bubblehead II

We here in Idaho would be more than happy to send you a couple of hundred. Just give us your address. Shipping is free.

Oregon is working on importing wolves.

[Link: www.oregonlive.com…]

162 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:26:09pm

Part 3 George Soros in preparing to instigate a coup and overthrow the US government.

163 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:27:53pm

re: #149 Irenicum

I just watched the initial clip of Glenn Beck. He’s really trolling in some classically dangerous waters now. He’s becoming the reincarnated Father Coughlin.

I can’t help but think he might have gone too far. This is really nutty stuff and is just plain embarrassing. It has to be a turn off to some people.

164 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:28:18pm

re: #157 thedopefishlives

Now that’s one I’ve never tried before. Who’da thunk.

Same here. But when I tried it on some Rib Eye, WOW! Instant believer.

165 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:28:37pm

re: #162 Killgore Trout

Part 3 George Soros in preparing to instigate a coup and overthrow the US government.

That’s a joke right? He can’t be seriously suggesting Soros is planning that.

166 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:29:18pm

re: #162 Killgore Trout

Part 3 George Soros in preparing to instigate a coup and overthrow the US government.

So…where was the Puppet Master last week when the puppets needed him most?

167 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:29:28pm

re: #163 Killgore Trout

I can’t help but think he might have gone too far. This is really nutty stuff and is just plain embarrassing. It has to be a turn off to some people.

Maybe he can tie in that “missile” launch off the coast of Ca. Fox News Tonight… “Did Soros Fund the Missile?”

168 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:30:01pm

re: #156 Jeff In Ohio

I’m glad she is doing well with her diet as there will be other things to deal with now.
My almost 13 daughter cried angry tears into her tomato soup the other night. Over nothing worth mentioning but it was a big deal at the time. Up and down and round and round we go!!

169 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:32:04pm

re: #165 Jadespring

That’s a joke right? He can’t be seriously suggesting Soros is planning that.

Very serious. I’m not exaggerating my paraphrase of Beck’s statement at all. 5:50 of part 3

170 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:32:43pm

re: #162 Killgore Trout

Part 3 George Soros in preparing to instigate a coup and overthrow the US government.

Part 4 Beck reveals he is the child elvis had with the alien, who is in communication with jor-el to save earth from the liberals and unite it with the krypton super race

171 Jadespring  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:32:53pm

re: #169 Killgore Trout

Very serious. I’m not exaggerating my paraphrase of Beck’s statement at all. 5:50 of part 3

Holy shit, that’s really messed up….

172 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:34:32pm

re: #168 prairiefire

I’m glad she is doing well with her diet as there will be other things to deal with now.
My almost 13 daughter cried angry tears into her tomato soup the other night. Over nothing worth mentioning but it was a big deal at the time. Up and down and round and round we go!!

We had tears on the way home from school when she mentioned WARM98 was her favorite radio station and I reflexively laughed out loud…I had to turn up the Otis Redding to cover the muffled snickering.

Food habit good.
Music…work on.

173 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:36:39pm

re: #169 Killgore Trout

Very serious. I’m not exaggerating my paraphrase of Beck’s statement at all. 5:50 of part 3

i must have been mistaken when i heard that mr beck has a show on something called the fox news channel

174 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:37:07pm

re: #172 Jeff In Ohio

Aww, : ).
Apparently Enrique Iglesias is a person of artistic merit.

175 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:39:03pm

re: #167 Walter L. Newton

Maybe he can tie in that “missile” launch off the coast of Ca. Fox News Tonight… “Did Soros Fund the Missile?”

There is a hashtag on twitter #beckfacts, people are having fun. Examples…

George Soros killed Laura Palmer #BeckFacts

Hello, Jerry.” “Hello, Soros.” #beckfacts

Soros put those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane. #BeckFacts

Your socks that “disappear” in the laundry? They’re in George Soros’ drawer. #Beckfacts

Rather comical.

176 jamesfirecat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:41:24pm

Love the Bioshock themed font… wait is that the actual font from Atlas Shrugged?

177 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:42:48pm

re: #175 Stanley Sea

There is a hashtag on twitter #beckfacts, people are having fun. Examples…

George Soros killed Laura Palmer #BeckFacts

Hello, Jerry.” “Hello, Soros.” #beckfacts

Soros put those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane. #BeckFacts

Your socks that “disappear” in the laundry? They’re in George Soros’ drawer. #Beckfacts

Rather comical.

I can’t even imagine that Soros is any darling of the left, considering that he is one of those “rich people.” He’s certainly as much of a capitalist as Halliburton and the rest of Wall Street.

178 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:43:24pm

re: #161 EmmmieG

You don’t want them. The Canadian Grey Wolf is not indigenous to our (Mid/Southern Idaho) area. They have wreaked havoc on both the deer and Elk populations and are starting to even effect the Moose population in Northern Idaho.

A lot of us (Idahoans) have developed the the 3 S syndrome. Shoot. Shovel, Shut Up. If the beast has a collar, take it somewhere else and then destroy it.

179 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:43:25pm

4:30 of part 4 Beck Repeats the shadow government coup theory.

180 Irenicum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:45:02pm

re: #179 Killgore Trout

He really is THAT insane. I wonder if he’ll have the EMP dirty bombs exploding alien hybrid lady on his show? She would fit right in.

181 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:46:36pm

re: #177 Walter L. Newton

I can’t even imagine that Soros is any darling of the left, considering that he is one of those “rich people.” He’s certainly as much of a capitalist as Halliburton and the rest of Wall Street.

i don’t have anything against rich people per se. i’d like to be rich

it’s the assholes that i don’t like, and people who have wonderful theories about why being an asshole is a good thing

182 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:47:18pm

re: #177 Walter L. Newton

I can’t even imagine that Soros is any darling of the left, considering that he is one of those “rich people.” He’s certainly as much of a capitalist as Halliburton and the rest of Wall Street.

I’ll stand up for him, he’s the boogie man of the right, which shows their (Beck’s) stupidity. I certainly don’t put him (one dude) in the same breath as Halliburton.

183 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:48:22pm

Which lizard is big gubberment on twitter?

184 Eclectic Infidel  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:49:42pm

Does Pammy know yet?

185 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:51:07pm

re: #181 engineer dog

C’mon bro. You know part of the secret left code of the cabal is telling rich people it’s ok to be rich, we all want to be rich, we just want the to kick in a little more for the maintenance of the republic, give us free cars, pay for our college education, let us fuck you daughters, and eat your male babies.

And a fetus in every jar.

186 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:51:22pm

The sun rises in the East b/c Soros hates the West and wants to give the terrorists a head start. #beckfacts

George Soros invented “air quotes” #beckfacts

George Soros demoted Pluto. #beckfacts

187 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:51:56pm

re: #185 Jeff In Ohio

C’mon bro. You know part of the secret left code of the cabal is telling rich people it’s ok to be rich, we all want to be rich, we just want the to kick in a little more for the maintenance of the republic, give us free cars, pay for our college education, let us fuck you daughters, and eat your male babies.

And a fetus in every jar.

Fucking A

188 Usually refered to as anyways  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:52:11pm

OT: Jiminy Crickets

Cricket tops testes rankings

A species of cricket has the largest testes in relation to its body weight of any known creature in the world, stunned scientists have reported.


I’m stunned they were looking.

189 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:53:22pm

re: #187 Stanley Sea

It was a gift.

190 Usually refered to as anyways  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:53:56pm

re: #188 ozbloke

OT: Jiminy Crickets

Cricket tops testes rankings

A species of cricket has the largest testes in relation to its body weight of any known creature in the world, stunned scientists have reported.

I’m stunned they were looking.

Careful Lizards, don’t let then get stuck in your throats.

191 Eclectic Infidel  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:56:46pm

re: #185 Jeff In Ohio


And a fetus in every jar.

Hooray Fetus!

(old Internet)

192 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 4:58:10pm

Thank goodness… it’s finally acting like winter around here… snowing, 25 degrees and more to come on Thursday… late start for up here.

193 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:00:50pm

re: #192 Walter L. Newton

Thank goodness… it’s finally acting like winter around here… snowing, 25 degrees and more to come on Thursday… late start for up here.

walter - i think you mentioned you were looking for coding work. what languages have you worked in?

194 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:03:47pm

re: #192 Walter L. Newton

Thank goodness… it’s finally acting like winter around here… snowing, 25 degrees and more to come on Thursday… late start for up here.

I’ve skiied A-Basin in November, over the mountains from Denver

195 MinisterO  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:05:08pm

re: #193 engineer dog

what languages have you worked in?

All of ‘em.

/

196 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:05:49pm

re: #162 Killgore Trout

Part 3 George Soros in preparing to instigate a coup and overthrow the US government.

So everything is George Soros’ fault?

Charles Darwin will be relieved to hear that.
/

197 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:05:54pm

re: #188 ozbloke

OT: Jiminy Crickets

Cricket tops testes rankings

A species of cricket has the largest testes in relation to its body weight of any known creature in the world, stunned scientists have reported.

I’m stunned they were looking.

when the feds offer millions to look at this stuff, you don’t refuse

198 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:06:09pm

re: #195 MinisterO

All of ‘em.

/

All of them, any of them that have been before me all these years.

gah, never to be forgotten quote.

199 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:06:23pm

re: #178 Bubblehead II

Yikes!

200 Eclectic Infidel  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:06:44pm

Are there any lizards in the San Francisco Bay Area who are senior level tech writers (or know someone who is)? I know of a job opening.

public email: discernible.chaos@gmail.com

201 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:06:49pm

Beck attacks Soros as “Puppet Master”


We’ve put in an inquiry with the Anti-Defamation League — which recently honored Rupert Murdoch, the owner of Fox — to see whether the group has a take on Beck’s Soros documentary.
202 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:07:44pm

re: #201 Killgore Trout

Beck attacks Soros as “Puppet Master”

consider, you might be too far down a dead end road

203 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:08:54pm

re: #188 ozbloke

I’m stunned they were looking.

Well for some folks, when normal human pr0n stops working for them, they have to go to stranger lengths to ‘get their groove on’.

204 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:10:27pm
205 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:11:08pm

re: #202 albusteve

consider, you might be too far down a dead end road

I’m sure the ADL is going to have something to say about this.

206 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:12:23pm

Well since it has been an entire week since the election it is quite obviously time for people to start complaining about their candidates who won “selling out” already.

[Link: www.newsweek.com…]

About all I can say is how very deeply sorry I feel for them being fooled by candidates who lied to them…


///*snort…snicker…BWAHAHAHAHA!11!!!11!!

207 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:13:17pm

re: #205 Killgore Trout

I’m sure the ADL is going to have something to say about this.

maybe…if they do, it’s another moot point…it does nothing to ensure my security or create jobs or butter my bread in some way

208 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:13:50pm

re: #193 engineer dog

walter - i think you mentioned you were looking for coding work. what languages have you worked in?

Oracle PL/SQL, Forms, Reports
Visual FoxPro (or any legacy xbase applications)
Access

209 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:14:03pm

I confess…I come first

210 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:15:09pm

re: #206 ausador

Well since it has been an entire week since the election it is quite obviously time for people to start complaining about their candidates who won “selling out” already.

[Link: www.newsweek.com…]

About all I can say is how very deeply sorry I feel for them being fooled by candidates who lied to them…

///*snort…snicker…BWAHAHAHAHA!11!!!11!!

wow, a brand new thing!
nice snag

211 bratwurst  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:15:16pm

re: #207 albusteve

it does nothing to ensure my security or create jobs or butter my bread in some way

Um, I am fairly certain that none of the above are the ADL’s “raison d’être”. Just sayin.

212 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:15:28pm

re: #207 albusteve

maybe…if they do, it’s another moot point…it does nothing to ensure my security or create jobs or butter my bread in some way


If you’re a jewish guy, I imagine the fact that an incredibly popular news show is rapidly heading towards naked anti-semitism, to an audience that clearly will swallow what they’re told by such a show, that might be a thing you’d like to know more about

I’m not Jewish, but I just sorta figure that might actually be news

In fact, you might say it would be relevant to THEIR security!

213 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:16:33pm

re: #211 bratwurst

Um, I am fairly certain that none of the above are the ADL’s “raison d’être”. Just sayin.

you need to think big

214 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:19:55pm

re: #212 WindUpBird

If you’re a jewish guy, I imagine the fact that an incredibly popular news show is rapidly heading towards naked anti-semitism, to an audience that clearly will swallow what they’re told by such a show, that might be a thing you’d like to know more about

I’m not Jewish, but I just sorta figure that might actually be news

In fact, you might say it would be relevant to THEIR security!

I was being facecious…parroting the Jew dislikers

215 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:21:00pm

re: #209 albusteve

I confess…I come first

So I’ve heard.
/snickersnicker

216 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:21:11pm

re: #177 Walter L. Newton

I can’t even imagine that Soros is any darling of the left, considering that he is one of those “rich people.” He’s certainly as much of a capitalist as Halliburton and the rest of Wall Street.

I have no problem with rich people, just rich people who try to screw over poor people, who manipulate financial markets and stock prices for their own gain and others’ loss (see: Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room) and who get indignant that they actually have to pay taxes (because we currently have a de-facto flat tax when you add it all up)

Bill Gates? Rich and awesome. Starts foundations. Kicks ass. Doesn’t act like these spoiled pricks who inherited their money. No problem with that guy being rich either!


Also, I’m curious: how out of touch does one have to be to think that everyone left of center in America (which is to say, still right of center for most of the civilized world) hates rich people? Because I’d like to avoid being that out of touch

217 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:21:26pm

re: #162 Killgore Trout
Given his success rate in meddling with US electoral politics, we have little to fear.

218 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:22:30pm

re: #216 WindUpBird

I have no problem with rich people

…. whew….
bet that’s a load off for them..//

219 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:25:13pm

re: #208 Walter L. Newton

Oracle PL/SQL, Forms, Reports
Visual FoxPro (or any legacy xbase applications)
Access

i see a lot of reqs for SQL “experts” - this is a good strong point since SQL type work, and work requiring database expertise in general, is much more widely distributed around the country than application development, and the MIS departments of most big businesses might be likely targets

i generally put my resume up on a lot of boards like monster board, dice, cybercoders, even craig’s list, but i also compulsively check the listings on those boards and email out maybe 3 - 6 resumes a day. the end of the year is not a great time to get responses, tho…

220 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:28:15pm

OK here is a crazy theory that is so crazy it might be true:

On the subject of the missile/plane contrail. The strongest advocate I have seen quoted about it being a plane, Pike, argues about course changes.

Rockets may not change course, but missiles do.

In the end, Pike has made a plausible explanation that he is pushing too hard. Perhaps I was pushing too hard that it must have been a missile. I can accept that it is possible - barely to me it seems - that weather conditions could be just right for this to happen - maybe.

The fact that the pentagon can’t get some major out there to explain it was a contrail is concerning to me. The fact that the station and the pentagon knows when the footage was taken, where the chopper was looking and what direction it was looking in means that any radar record could be checked.

Anyone could easily ask air traffic control if there was a plane there at that time. Why hasn’t that happened?

Of course, it is also concerning that no one has talked about any ballistic trajectory as seen on civilian ATC radars either. I simply do not understand why this is a subject of speculation this late in the day. There are radars everywhere. One way or the other, we could know for sure.

So here is my soo crazy it *might* be true. Suppose you wanted to tell America that you had a stealthy missile. If you just launch it, we don’t see it. So you launch it near a big city.

221 albusteve  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:28:40pm

re: #216 WindUpBird

I have no problem with rich people, just rich people who try to screw over poor people, who manipulate financial markets and stock prices for their own gain and others’ loss (see: Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room) and who get indignant that they actually have to pay taxes (because we currently have a de-facto flat tax when you add it all up)

Bill Gates? Rich and awesome. Starts foundations. Kicks ass. Doesn’t act like these spoiled pricks who inherited their money. No problem with that guy being rich either!

Also, I’m curious: how out of touch does one have to be to think that everyone left of center in America (which is to say, still right of center for most of the civilized world) hates rich people? Because I’d like to avoid being that out of touch

Ted Turner, that leftist lunatic, owns hundreds of thousands of prized acres of western real estate…to a large degree, he reverts all the land back to it’s pristine state as best he can and is a green head top to bottom…the guy is a national treasure

222 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:29:07pm

re: #212 WindUpBird

If you’re a jewish guy, I imagine the fact that an incredibly popular news show is rapidly heading towards naked anti-semitism, to an audience that clearly will swallow what they’re told by such a show, that might be a thing you’d like to know more about

I’m not Jewish, but I just sorta figure that might actually be news

In fact, you might say it would be relevant to THEIR security!

To say the least. The wingnuts turning on the Jews was inevitable.

223 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:30:02pm

re: #222 LudwigVanQuixote

To say the least. The wingnuts turning on the Jews was inevitable.

It’s weird though, how do they reconcile with the neocons? Or they don’t. 2 different factions of the right.

224 wrenchwench  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:31:08pm

re: #183 Stanley Sea

Which lizard is big gubberment on twitter?

I think we have a lizard with that very nic, but I can’t find a profile. I tried with a space, a dash, a hyphen, and a plus sign. I am particularly bad at searching, though. He’s tweeting right now, you could try asking his (or her) twitter account.

225 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:31:55pm

Socialist ‘Trashcare’ in Arizona!

“It seems counterintuitive, but in order for this proposal to pass, I believe I had to downplay the benefits of recycling,” she said. “When ideology prevents rational discussion of a really pretty mundane topic, trash, there is no perspective. Everything is suspect, which paralyzes us.”

226 Fenris  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:32:56pm

re: #139 wrenchwench

Where is the “webblog intro”?

Probably means the meta description that shows up in Google.

227 wrenchwench  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:35:04pm

re: #220 LudwigVanQuixote

Anyone could easily ask air traffic control if there was a plane there at that time. Why hasn’t that happened?

Maybe because LAX is a really busy airport, and there are four other major airports in the area, so it’s not as simple as it seems.

228 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:35:17pm

re: #220 LudwigVanQuixote

I think it’s pretty much a solved mystery at this point. It was a plane.

229 wrenchwench  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:36:13pm

re: #226 fenrisdesigns

Probably means the meta description that shows up in Google.

That makes sense. I was wondering whether he was part of the wikipedia fight.

230 McSpiff  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:37:20pm

re: #173 engineer dog

i must have been mistaken when i heard that mr beck has a show on something called the fox news channel

re: #228 Killgore Trout

I think it’s pretty much a solved mystery at this point. It was a plane.

Which plane?

232 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:38:45pm

“Mystery missile” was probably an aircraft, government says


The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the investigation is ongoing, said that FAA records showed commercial airliners were flying in the area at the time, and that most government experts were coming to the conclusion that the condensation trail was caused by an aircraft. “The best we can tell, it was probably caused by an aircraft,” the official said.
233 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:38:46pm

re: #222 LudwigVanQuixote

To say the least. The wingnuts turning on the Jews was inevitable.

with no judgement intended I would be interested on hearing your opinion of the current administration’s treatment of Israel. No strings attached, I won’t even respond… but I would like to hear your take.

234 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:41:13pm

re: #219 engineer dog

i see a lot of reqs for SQL “experts” - this is a good strong point since SQL type work, and work requiring database expertise in general, is much more widely distributed around the country than application development, and the MIS departments of most big businesses might be likely targets

i generally put my resume up on a lot of boards like monster board, dice, cybercoders, even craig’s list, but i also compulsively check the listings on those boards and email out maybe 3 - 6 resumes a day. the end of the year is not a great time to get responses, tho…

May I ask what geographical area you’re in?

235 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:41:14pm

re: #227 wrenchwench

re: #228 Killgore Trout

Then since we knew exactly where and when we were looking and in what direction, why can’t anyone tell us which plane? If the Pentagon has been forced to make I dunno interviews and the stations and newsies are trying to look into it - this is the simplest and most basic place to look and it would answer things directly.

If it was a plane it obviously was not a little Cessna from a little airport.

You tell me the flight number and I will buy the optical illusion theory.

The longer we go without one, the more I will think it was something else, because this is such an obvious test of the hypothesis.

I will be fair to you and say I’ve done some calculations, I can accept as possible that you are right given very special weather conditions. However, it is not at all obvious to me this was the case. It isn’t obvious to others either, and there is the most basic test in the world that has not been done.

How about this. The fact that NORAD can’t tell us right away plane or not, what it was, is a major issue. They presumably track everything. How can they not know? Yes we can make excuses for them not knowing - but if it was a commercial jet and they honestly don’t know, that is a real real issue.

236 HoosierHoops  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:41:23pm

re: #228 Killgore Trout

I think it’s pretty much a solved mystery at this point. It was a plane.

I don’t think so..When was the last time you saw a single con trail on a jet? A passenger jet rises smooth as a babies butt…That was not smooth.. It was fast and violent.. When was the last time a jet wasn’t recorded by the FAA San’s system in America? the 1950’s?
That was no plane..My guess it was a CIA launch of a satellite…

237 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:41:58pm

Wait, it was supposed to be Armageddon or something yesterday?

/Why do I always miss out on the cool stuff.

238 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:42:50pm

re: #223 Stanley Sea

It’s weird though, how do they reconcile with the neocons? Or they don’t. 2 different factions of the right.

The neocons are quite out of favor.

239 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:43:24pm

re: #220 LudwigVanQuixote

Much of this radar data is FOIA accessible. Someone should take it all and crunch it through the software to track this thing in space and time. Drill down. Is there a blade count? Ionization? What is the speed and altitude of the track. If there is no track you have a stealth weapon test.If you get 30,000 feet 550 mph and 4 blade counts, you have airliner.

240 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:43:42pm

re: #234 Alouette

May I ask what geographical area you’re in?

ca bay area

241 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:43:47pm

re: #233 brookly red

with no judgement intended I would be interested on hearing your opinion of the current administration’s treatment of Israel. No strings attached, I won’t even respond… but I would like to hear your take.

Obama sucks on dealing with Israel too. He is clueless about the situation and no friend of Israel. He is also not an enemy of Israel. He is also no worse for Israel than Reagan or Bush Senior or anyone in the Baker years was.

242 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:44:43pm

re: #235 LudwigVanQuixote

re: #228 Killgore Trout

Then since we knew exactly where and when we were looking and in what direction, why can’t anyone tell us which plane? If the Pentagon has been forced to make I dunno interviews and the stations and newsies are trying to look into it - this is the simplest and most basic place to look and it would answer things directly.

If it was a plane it obviously was not a little Cessna from a little airport.

You tell me the flight number and I will buy the optical illusion theory.

The longer we go without one, the more I will think it was something else, because this is such an obvious test of the hypothesis.

I will be fair to you and say I’ve done some calculations, I can accept as possible that you are right given very special weather conditions. However, it is not at all obvious to me this was the case. It isn’t obvious to others either, and there is the most basic test in the world that has not been done.

How about this. The fact that NORAD can’t tell us right away plane or not, what it was, is a major issue. They presumably track everything. How can they not know? Yes we can make excuses for them not knowing - but if it was a commercial jet and they honestly don’t know, that is a real real issue.

knowing and saying are 2 different things… personally I think a contrail. But I am no expert…

243 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:45:20pm

re: #235 LudwigVanQuixote

The fact that NORAD can’t tell us right away plane or not, what it was, is a major issue. They presumably track everything. How can they not know?

Why assume they don’t?
Remember, this is an opportunistic bunch re letting ’ crises ’ go to waste. They don’t have to say anything to get a little mileage out of an ordinary event. They’ll probably cop to it eventually, but for now, why not get a little strategic mystery-talk ginned up?
It looks very much like some other heavy contrails I’ve seen before, and I’ve seen a bunch of ‘em.

244 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:46:09pm

re: #241 LudwigVanQuixote

Obama sucks on dealing with Israel too. He is clueless about the situation and no friend of Israel. He is also not an enemy of Israel. He is also no worse for Israel than Reagan or Bush Senior or anyone in the Baker years was.

thank you for your opinion, as I said I will not respond.

245 PT Barnum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:46:14pm

re: #237 Slumbering Behemoth

Wait, it was supposed to be Armageddon or something yesterday?

/Why do I always miss out on the cool stuff.

Good lord, that was funny…Oh..she was serious?!

Now I has a sad.

246 McSpiff  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:46:33pm

Here’s an easy statement for NORAD to make “We should no radar tracks originating from within that sector. Everything observed on radar was shown to be entering the area.”

I don’t need a flight number, but if nothing went up in that area, it should be very easy for them to say.

247 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:47:32pm

re: #244 brookly red
(Translation: he’s clueless re Israel, but he’s a democrat, so not actually evil).

248 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:47:32pm

Mystery solved…
Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles, Surrender or Die!



Nov 6th the Sun will become dangerous and eventually take out all communications and electrical grids on the planet. The power outages will render the shadow government defenseless for easy arrest and removal no matter where they are. Those that cannot be captured and removed to the new world will be destroyed where they stand.
249 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:48:37pm

re: #239 Rightwingconspirator

Much of this radar data is FOIA accessible. Someone should take it all and crunch it through the software to track this thing in space and time. Drill down. Is there a blade count? Ionization? What is the speed and altitude of the track. If there is no track you have a stealth weapon test.If you get 30,000 feet 550 mph and 4 blade counts, you have airliner.

Yeah exactly. Now consider this quote from KT’s article:

A Pentagon official said that an examination of radar data, satellite imagery and other sophisticated monitoring technology by multiple U.S. government agencies has turned up no conclusive evidence that a missile was fired in that vicinity and at that time.

Even U.S. agencies that monitor launches of rockets by private individuals or companies had no information of a launch, he said.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the investigation is ongoing, said that FAA records showed commercial airliners were flying in the area at the time, and that most government experts were coming to the conclusion that the condensation trail was caused by an aircraft. “The best we can tell, it was probably caused by an aircraft,” the official said.

No conclusive evidence? To the best you can tell, probably?

WTF?

We know where, and when it was, and in what direction. If it was a big jet, between known schedules, take offs and landings, with all the different scanning stuff out there and satellite imagery, they should be able to tell us exactly which plane it was.

Thee should be NO doubt whatsoever.

Because there should be no doubt whatsoever, and he didn’t say something like it was flight 808 out of Tokyo and there was an interesting atmospheric effect, someone is covering up something.

Now maybe they are covering up a military flight - who knows, but this is not something that is solved at all.

250 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:48:52pm

re: #248 Killgore Trout
Line up your Nikes under the bunks, folks.//
:)

251 PT Barnum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:49:12pm

re: #248 Killgore Trout

Mystery solved…
Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles, Surrender or Die!

[Video]

Who is this delusional woman and why does she appear to live in a nicer house than I do?

252 McSpiff  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:49:39pm

Seriously, if the government wants to x-ray me or pat my balls every time I fly, I’d prefer a more professional answer than “I dno, plane or some shit..contrails”.

253 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:49:44pm

re: #250 tradewind

Line up your Nikes under the bunks, folks.//
:)

Wait….My purple jumpsuit isn’t back from the cleaners yet.

254 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:49:49pm

re: #248 Killgore Trout

Mystery solved…
Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles, Surrender or Die!

[Video]

They surrendered and the Dark Lord Cthulu now reigns, just they are only revealed to the elites.

From the inside of Cthulu’s belly, everything looks like it always did.

//what’s that smell? Cthulu has gas.

255 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:50:26pm

re: #251 PT Barnum

Who is this delusional woman and why does she appear to live in a nicer house than I do?

Nice taste in art too.

256 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:50:37pm

The aliens were here and they took my TV.

257 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:51:53pm

re: #256 Alouette

The aliens were here and they took my TV.

are you sure it wasn’t the repo man?

258 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:52:05pm

re: #252 McSpiff

Seriously, if the government wants to x-ray me or pat my balls every time I fly, I’d prefer a more professional answer than “I dno, plane or some shit..contrails”.

You’re too damn picky. If they are gonna be patting my balls, they can tell me whatever they like.
/preferably something dirty, but whatever…

259 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:53:16pm

re: #247 tradewind

(Translation: he’s clueless re Israel, but he’s a democrat, so not actually evil).

Bush was also clueless re Israel. He was not evil re Israel.

260 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:53:45pm

re: #252 McSpiff
You have to remember that the ball-patters are TSA employees making roughly 26k per year. Explaining contrail pics: way above that pay grade.

261 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:54:23pm

re: #251 PT Barnum

Who is this delusional woman and why does she appear to live in a nicer house than I do?

Because life is not fair. Remember that she and her followers vote too.

262 PT Barnum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:55:10pm

re: #261 LudwigVanQuixote

Because life is not fair. Remember that she and her followers vote too.

THAT explains the last election

263 PT Barnum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:55:36pm

re: #261 LudwigVanQuixote

Because life is not fair. Remember that she and her followers vote too.

That’s it!!!! I’m startin’ my own religion!

264 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:55:49pm

re: #257 brookly red

are you sure it wasn’t the repo man?

I paid for it in full when I bought it.

265 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:56:03pm

re: #249 LudwigVanQuixote

It is really crowded airspace. Look at this, when it’s up again… Weirdly the normal ATC tacking on the web is all down.
[Link: www.futurastudios.com…]

266 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:56:06pm

re: #251 PT Barnum

Who is this delusional woman and why does she appear to live in a nicer house than I do?

Because she’s telling the truth, they cam and went, and you’re hanging in an alien meat locker under the influence of some spectacular calming drugs.

267 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:56:08pm

Workers of the World, Fix yo Shit!

And when you crack open your tv, remember to discharge all capacitors with your tongue.
/

268 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:56:57pm

re: #260 tradewind

You have to remember that the ball-patters are TSA employees making roughly 26k per year. Explaining contrail pics: way above that pay grade.

but the pensions are gonna kill us… private sector ball-patters make 250/hr (or any part there of) but usually die of overdoses before they retire…

269 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:57:19pm

re: #247 tradewind

(Translation: he’s clueless re Israel, but he’s a democrat, so not actually evil).

NO not what I said at all.

What is wrong with you. I said he was no worse than Reagan or Bush Sr or anyone during the Baker years. That is not just my opinion. It is also hardly high praise for Obama re: Israel. Especially, since I said he is clueless about the situation and no friend of Israel.

But he is also certainly not Israel’s enemy either.

And that analysis applies to Reagan and Bush Sr. as well.

270 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:58:24pm

re: #268 brookly red
You got me with that one, I wouldn’t even know where to begin./

271 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:59:01pm

re: #265 Rightwingconspirator

It is really crowded airspace. Look at this, when it’s up again… Weirdly the normal ATC tacking on the web is all down.
[Link: www.futurastudios.com…]

LOL I said it was a coverup!

//

well half sarc. I don’t know. It really smells fishy to me. At best it is incompetence on a number of levels.

272 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 5:59:36pm

re: #269 LudwigVanQuixote

NO not what I said at all.

What is wrong with you. I said he was no worse than Reagan or Bush Sr or anyone during the Baker years. That is not just my opinion. It is also hardly high praise for Obama re: Israel. Especially, since I said he is clueless about the situation and no friend of Israel.

But he is also certainly not Israel’s enemy either.

And that analysis applies to Reagan and Bush Sr. as well.

Minefield.

273 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:00:00pm

The contrary opinion here needs to get game.

It’s rather uninspiring for debate lately. Same ole 1/2 sentence snippets. But no real debate.

274 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:00:06pm

re: #256 Alouette

The aliens were here and they took my TV.

Well that is what you get for not sending pies on time to the Lords of Remulak!

275 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:00:09pm

re: #269 LudwigVanQuixote
Relax, Luddy. I can’t remember the sarc tags every time….

276 jaunte  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:00:36pm

re: #248 Killgore Trout

Is that top she’s wearing made from the skin of a Draconian or a Reptilian?

277 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:01:24pm

re: #275 tradewind

Relax, Luddy. I can’t remember the sarc tags every time…

Lol.
Come on now, we all know you meant it.
/…?

278 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:01:29pm

re: #254 Alouette

They surrendered and the Dark Lord Cthulu now reigns, just they are only revealed to the elites.

From the inside of Cthulu’s belly, everything looks like it always did.

//what’s that smell? Cthulu has gas.

I do adore you! I really do.

279 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:02:22pm

re: #272 researchok

Minefield.

Pssshhh Part of my LGF persona is tap dancing on mines. People either love me or hate me for it.

280 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:02:27pm

re: #264 Alouette

I paid for it in full when I bought it.

that sucks… I bet I you e-mail Beck he will send you a new one.

281 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:03:07pm

re: #269 LudwigVanQuixote

NO not what I said at all.

What is wrong with you. I said he was no worse than Reagan or Bush Sr or anyone during the Baker years. That is not just my opinion. It is also hardly high praise for Obama re: Israel. Especially, since I said he is clueless about the situation and no friend of Israel.

But he is also certainly not Israel’s enemy either.

And that analysis applies to Reagan and Bush Sr. as well.

Who was the last U.S. President to be pro-Israel? I’d say Nixon. Maybe Reagan.

282 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:04:12pm

re: #272 researchok

Minefield.

après vous, svp j’insiste

283 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:04:20pm

This conversation is always odd to me.
Are we pro France?
Pro UK?
Pro Canada?
Pro insert various allies here?

284 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:04:41pm

re: #278 LudwigVanQuixote

I do adore you! I really do.

Did you see last week’s South Park? Cartman joins forces with Cthulu. They couldn’t show Cartman giving Cthulu a blow job but they did show them in the post-coital afterglow.

285 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:04:42pm

re: #283 Varek Raith

This conversation is always odd to me.
Are we pro France?
Pro UK?
Pro Canada?
Pro insert various allies here?

Pro France all the way.

286 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:04:43pm

re: #279 LudwigVanQuixote

Pssshhh Part of my LGF persona is tap dancing on mines. People either love me or hate me for it.

Guaranteed to blow your mind!

Hey ya’ll, prepare yourself
for the mine dancing man….

287 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:04:51pm

Iran slams Israeli war threats

Iran has lashed out at Israeli prime minister’s comments that encourage the US to take military action against Tehran.

Iran’s Foreign Minister Manouchehr Mottaki told Press TV that Tehran has taken legal action in the United Nations against the Israeli threat.

“Our mission in New York will send a note to the secretary general of the United Nations and register this kind of threats of the [Israeli] regime in the region,” the Iranian top diplomat said.

“The existence of this illegal regime is mixed with violation, terror, threats and aggression,” Mottaki stated.

288 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:06:01pm

re: #279 LudwigVanQuixote

Pssshhh Part of my LGF persona is tap dancing on mines. People either love me or hate me for it.

You remind of cliff divers.

Or snake handlers.

289 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:06:09pm

re: #271 LudwigVanQuixote

My last point ton this for now- When the F-117 test program, including Have Blue, it explained a bunch or UFO reports. Confusion is good for security.

290 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:06:20pm

re: #277 Varek Raith
That’s the royal we, right?
:)re: #273 Stanley Sea

But no real debate.

… or even real sentences!

291 jaunte  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:07:02pm

re: #283 Varek Raith

Pro pane and pro pane accessories.

292 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:07:03pm

re: #290 tradewind

That’s the royal we, right?
:)re: #273 Stanley Sea

… or even real sentences!

Example #1 of you’ve got no game.

293 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:07:52pm

re: #282 brookly red

après vous, svp j’insiste

Vous etes tres gentil
/

294 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:08:15pm

re: #288 researchok

You remind of cliff divers.

Or snake handlers.

or Badgers, Badgers, Badgers!

295 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:08:41pm

re: #279 LudwigVanQuixote

Pssshhh Part of my LGF persona is tap dancing on mines. People either love me or hate me for it.

Tapdance? no you are more like damn the torpedos mind you 50% of the time I think you are full of shit… but you never tap dance.

296 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:09:24pm

re: #289 Rightwingconspirator

My last point ton this for now- When the F-117 test program, including Have Blue, it explained a bunch or UFO reports. Confusion is good for security.

And when a cub reporter from KOOK calls NORAD to ask about their capabilities, he doesn’t get a quick answer.

297 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:10:14pm

re: #264 Alouette

I paid for it in full when I bought it.

gee, did you call the cops?

298 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:10:47pm

re: #276 jaunte

Is that top she’s wearing made from the skin of a Draconian or a Reptilian?

I don’t know but her tits are out of this world.
/Too much?

299 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:10:55pm

re: #281 Alouette

Who was the last U.S. President to be pro-Israel? I’d say Nixon. Maybe Reagan.

Reagan was opposed to us hitting the Osirak reactor in Iraq.

I think the last truly pro Israel president was Truman. Eisenhower stopped us and the British and the French from taking the Suez. It would have been a whole different ME had he not intervened like that.

Kennedy was something of a friend but was too cought up in other things to really impact Israel I think save as supplying tacit support.

Johnson and Nixon were friends of Israel in as much as there was a chess game against the Russians who were backing the Arabs. Nixon prevented us from knocking out the Egyptian army in the Yom Kippur war.

Ford had other issues. Carter - well the less said about that mamzer the better.

Reagan and Bush sr. I covered.

Clinton was surprisingly pro - Israel.

Bush jr. Was a bigger friend to Israel than Olmert was. I will give him that, but he was also as deep into the oil patch as it gets.

300 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:10:56pm

re: #291 jaunte

Pro pane pain and pro pane pain accessories.

FTFS&M

301 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:12:05pm

re: #289 Rightwingconspirator

My last point ton this for now- When the F-117 test program, including Have Blue, it explained a bunch or UFO reports. Confusion is good for security.

Ohh I don’t deny that.

I am more convinced it was one of ours as this goes on also.

302 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:12:38pm

re: #292 Stanley Sea
Really, ’ you’ve got no game ‘??
Oh, ouch.
Resisting the obvious ’ no clue ’ response.

303 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:12:41pm

re: #293 researchok

Vous etes tres gentil
/

Je suis allergique aux mines terrestres.

304 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:13:12pm

re: #290 tradewind

That’s the royal we, right?
:)re: #273 Stanley Sea

… or even real sentences!

No.
We are Borg.

305 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:13:21pm

re: #299 LudwigVanQuixote

You made me look up the word “mamzer”. I hope you’re happy.
/

306 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:13:33pm

re: #304 Varek Raith
All your we belong to us.

307 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:13:38pm

re: #283 Varek Raith

This conversation is always odd to me.
Are we pro France?
Pro UK?
Pro Canada?
Pro insert various allies here?

Do we tell the French not to build houses in Paris?
Do we tell the British not to build houses in London?
Do we tell the Canadians not to build houses in Ottawa?

308 Political Atheist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:13:46pm

re: #301 LudwigVanQuixote

Oh and I’m out for a bit. After my divided attention let me post that grammatical mess with missing words… yikes. Leftwing is visiting.

309 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:14:11pm

re: #296 Decatur Deb

And when a cub reporter from KOOK calls NORAD to ask about their capabilities, he doesn’t get a quick answer.

Han Solo: Uh, everything’s under control. Situation normal.

Voice: What happened?

Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Voice: We’re sending a squad up.

Han Solo: Uh, uh… negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.

Voice: Who is this? What’s your operating number?

Han Solo: Uh…

[Han shoots the intercom]

Han Solo: LUKE! WE’VE GOT COMPANY!

310 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:14:57pm

Colleen Thomas on How to Survive Operation Black Swan Invasion That Starts

Glenn Beck kinda makes sense now.

311 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:15:06pm

re: #297 brookly red

gee, did you call the cops?

We called the Ghostbusters.

/They are here to believe us!

312 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:15:07pm

re: #298 Killgore Trout

I don’t know but her tits are out of this world.
/Too much?

alone by themselves they’re enough to make me unplug all of my electronic devices

313 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:15:28pm

re: #297 brookly red

gee, did you call the cops?

Uh yeah. An officer came and took fingerprints, and helped us secure the ground floor windows for the future. We also gave him the serial# of the TV in case it turns up.

314 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:15:50pm

re: #310 Killgore Trout

Colleen Thomas on How to Survive Operation Black Swan Invasion That Starts

[Video]

Glenn Beck kinda makes sense now.

/I knew you would come around…

315 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:16:54pm

re: #313 Alouette

Uh yeah. An officer came and took fingerprints, and helped us secure the ground floor windows for the future. We also gave him the serial# of the TV in case it turns up.

but what make you think they were aliens?

316 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:17:00pm

re: #288 researchok

You remind of cliff divers.

Or snake handlers.

How is that? I promise it is not an act of blind faith for me or that I am dancing with serpents to prove anything. I just simply realize that this is the damn web. In as much as I can inform people about AGW, it matters. In as much as I have web friends whom I like chatting with, it matters. In as much as I think this is my life (please) - no it doesn’t matter.

I am not “Ludwig” in real life. I have a name and a woman and a career. Here I do my best to get information out there and be a nice guy, but really, it is not life and death for me if I am popular. I want to be popular of course, but I would rather talk about what I think is true.

Of course, in real life I tend to speak my mind also.

317 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:17:11pm

re: #303 brookly red

Je suis allergique aux mines terrestres.

What land mines?

318 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:17:25pm

re: #305 Slumbering Behemoth

You made me look up the word “mamzer”. I hope you’re happy.
/

I am. It’s a hard core insult. Use it sparingly if you do.

319 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:17:40pm

re: #310 Killgore Trout

Colleen Thomas on How to Survive Operation Black Swan Invasion That Starts

[Video]Glenn Beck kinda makes sense now.

She’s an interesting case, part uniquely crazy but also tying in crazy that’s been around for generations. You kind of hope someone is watching out for her.

320 Charles Johnson  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:17:55pm

re: #248 Killgore Trout

Mystery solved…
Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles, Surrender or Die!

[Video]

Oh yeah. You should post that in your pages.

321 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:18:22pm

re: #304 Varek Raith

No.
We are Borg.

nice fuckin try… your taxes are still going up.

322 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:18:45pm

re: #321 brookly red

nice fuckin try… your taxes are still going up.

Actually, no, they aren’t.

323 tradewind  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:19:05pm

re: #317 Walter L. Newton
This land’s mine. And yours. From CA, to the NY Islands….. from the redwood forest, to the………

324 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:19:08pm

re: #321 brookly red

nice fuckin try… your taxes are still going up.

Apparently we will be assimilated, and it will cost us!

325 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:20:00pm

re: #295 brookly red

Tapdance? no you are more like damn the torpedos mind you 50% of the time I think you are full of shit… but you never tap dance.

Then you should read the other 50% more carefully, you might learn something ;) I am only wrong about 1.5% of the time!

326 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:20:07pm

re: #320 Charles

Oh yeah. You should post that in your pages.

I thought the title might draw some unwanted attention from authorities. Technically it’s a presidential death threat.

327 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:20:12pm

re: #317 Walter L. Newton

What land mines?

I am allergic to all of them…

328 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:21:08pm

re: #303 brookly red

Je suis allergique aux mines terrestres.

moi meme

329 jaunte  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:21:11pm

re: #298 Killgore Trout

She’s too alien for me, whatever her dimension…

330 Max  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:21:11pm

I’m watching George W. Bush’s interview on Hannity right now. Despite his claim of “being at peace,” he seems pretty nervous about saying anything to brash or controversial.

It’s just like his book. I’m only on Chapter 2, but he is really skimping on details. Karl Rove didn’t in his book.

331 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:21:22pm

re: #318 LudwigVanQuixote

I am. It’s a hard core insult. Use it sparingly if you do.

I doubt I’ll remember the word or the meaning beyond this conversation.

Just beware, there are some who go super-nova butthurt whenever a ill word is mentioned about that guy.
/

332 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:21:53pm

re: #325 LudwigVanQuixote

Then you should read the other 50% more carefully, you might learn something ;) I am only wrong about 1.5% of the time!

you got yer strong points & you got yer weak points… but you don’t tap dance.

333 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:22:34pm

re: #248 Killgore Trout

Mystery solved…
Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles, Surrender or Die!

[Video]

This is the problem. You need to concentrate on December, 2012 and that whole Mayan calendar thingie. Giving a hard target date of November 6, 2010 makes it appear that you might be a crank.

Fancy that…

334 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:23:03pm

re: #316 LudwigVanQuixote

Of course, in real life I tend to speak my mind also.

Hard to believe.
//

335 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:23:03pm

re: #325 LudwigVanQuixote

Then you should read the other 50% more carefully, you might learn something ;) I am only wrong about 1.5% of the time!

I’m wrong 0% of the time.
Except for the above sentence.
Except for the above sentence.
Except for the above sentence.
Except for the above sentence.
Except for the above sentence.
Except for the above sentence.
Except for the above sentence.
;)

336 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:23:51pm

re: #321 brookly red

nice fuckin try… your taxes are still going up.

Really? Mine? Despite the fact that my wife and I saw our taxes decrease since 2008?

Hrmm…

337 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:24:12pm

re: #325 LudwigVanQuixote

Then you should read the other 50% more carefully, you might learn something ;) I am only wrong about 1.5% of the time!

LOLOL

LOLOL

338 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:24:55pm

re: #307 Alouette

Do we tell the French not to build houses in Paris?
Do we tell the British not to build houses in London?
Do we tell the Canadians not to build houses in Ottawa?

Point taken.
Ouch, that hurt.
:)

339 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:26:49pm

re: #338 Varek Raith

Point taken.
Ouch, that hurt.
:)

Important safety tip: Don’t take the point, try to deflect it.

340 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:26:53pm

re: #324 SteveC

Apparently we will be assimilated, and it will cost us!

no dhimme tax for me thank you

341 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:27:14pm

re: #316 LudwigVanQuixote

How is that? I promise it is not an act of blind faith for me or that I am dancing with serpents to prove anything. I just simply realize that this is the damn web. In as much as I can inform people about AGW, it matters. In as much as I have web friends whom I like chatting with, it matters. In as much as I think this is my life (please) - no it doesn’t matter.

I am not “Ludwig” in real life. I have a name and a woman and a career. Here I do my best to get information out there and be a nice guy, but really, it is not life and death for me if I am popular. I want to be popular of course, but I would rather talk about what I think is true.

Of course, in real life I tend to speak my mind also.

I was referring to your Israel remarks.

Non ideological, reality based, comes with a price.

342 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:28:49pm

re: #336 austin_blue

Really? Mine? Despite the fact that my wife and I saw our taxes decrease since 2008?

Hrmm…

get back to me after you file this year…

343 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:29:00pm

re: #340 brookly red

no dhimme tax for me thank you

I’m more likely to have to pay the Dummy Tax. :(

344 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:29:01pm

re: #341 researchok

I was referring to your Israel remarks.

Non ideological, reality based, comes with a price.

Ideology comes with a price, too, the price of being dishonest with yourself whenever your ideology is challenged.

345 Bubblehead II  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:29:32pm

Night Lizards. Time to call it a night.

And if I may leave you with a traditional Naval parting.

Fair Winds And A Following Sea.

Be well my Friends. Yeah, that includes you Jarheads as well. You know, those of you who wear/wore the insignia of a Eagle standing on a beach-ball with an anchor shoved up its ass :-)

Isn’t Inter-service rivals fun.

Buy friendlly jibes

Sleep well my Brothers and Sisters. I will.

We fought the good fight and we won. Regardless of what the pundits have said what and will say in the 0Future

346 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:29:53pm

re: #342 brookly red

get back to me after you file this year…

Actually, nothing will change until the 2011 tax year.

Fail.

347 Feline Fearless Leader  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:30:15pm

Hmm. ESPN’s “30 on 30” series running “The Best That Never Was”, a film about Marcus Dupree (football running back in the early 80s).

In my opinion no one is coming out of this film looking good. A young man being exploited by a lot of different people. And the man himself appears to have never really been able to take control — or possibly just never really had the desire to become anything beyond a football player. And he was done as a player due to injury before he turned 22.

348 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:30:18pm

re: #343 SteveC

I’m more likely to have to pay the Dummy Tax. :(

well as Madam Hemsley said…

349 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:30:25pm

re: #336 austin_blue

Really? Mine? Despite the fact that my wife and I saw our taxes decrease since 2008?

Hrmm…

this fact has been deemed inimical to the ruling party and you may not disseminate it! after jan 2011 it will disappear down the memory hole and it will not be possible to remember it anymore

350 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:31:00pm

re: #346 austin_blue

Actually, nothing will change until the 2011 tax year.

Fail.

ok sure…

351 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:31:13pm

re: #341 researchok

I was referring to your Israel remarks.

Non ideological, reality based, comes with a price.

Yes it does. When you throw in the fact that my time on the web - particularly after dealing with folks like Bagua and the various snork manifestations - has made me less than willing to put up with twits, idiots and trolls I have become more than a little short with fools. All of my tolerance and good will for such sorts was used up.

352 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:31:55pm

re: #343 SteveC

I’m more likely to have to pay the Dummy Tax. :(

no… don’t tell me you shop retail?

353 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:34:40pm
354 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:35:38pm

re: #351 LudwigVanQuixote

Yes it does. When you throw in the fact that my time on the web - particularly after dealing with folks like Bagua and the various snork manifestations - has made me less than willing to put up with twits, idiots and trolls I have become more than a little short with fools. All of my tolerance and good will for such sorts was used up.

so much for tolerance…

355 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:36:26pm
356 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:37:12pm

re: #351 LudwigVanQuixote

Yes it does. When you throw in the fact that my time on the web - particularly after dealing with folks like Bagua and the various snork manifestations - has made me less than willing to put up with twits, idiots and trolls I have become more than a little short with fools. All of my tolerance and good will for such sorts was used up.

I drove down to San Antonio today to present a remediation technologies module to a bunch of young heads full of mush. Listened to Limbaugh on the way. He’s a blast, unless you end up pounding on your radio. It was all “Global warming is a hoax, and the East Anglia Climategate proves it..” blah blah blah..

But his audience eats it up. And they have stroke within the polity.

Pitiful.

357 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:37:48pm

re: #352 brookly red

no… don’t tell me you shop retail?

occasionally

358 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:38:11pm

re: #354 brookly red

so much for tolerance…

Big whoop.
I’m not tolerant of asshats either.

359 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:38:14pm

re: #353 SanFranciscoZionist

Israel is not the puppet master of the US?

360 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:38:40pm

re: #359 Slumbering Behemoth

Israel is not the puppet master of the US?

Glenn Beck will reveal that this week.

361 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:39:31pm

pizza run.

362 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:40:06pm

Oh thank god, it’s not just Americans.
/

363 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:40:42pm

re: #356 austin_blue

I drove down to San Antonio today to present a remediation technologies module to a bunch of young heads full of mush. Listened to Limbaugh on the way. He’s a blast, unless you end up pounding on your radio. It was all “Global warming is a hoax, and the East Anglia Climategate proves it..” blah blah blah..

But his audience eats it up. And they have stroke within the polity.

Pitiful.

Yep. We are being murdered by idiots whose chief mouth piece is a malignant narcissistic racist who looks like Jabba the Hutt.

364 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:41:56pm

re: #360 Varek Raith

Glenn Beck will reveal that this week.

Nah. I think Israel and the US are both supposed to be dupes of the Fabians.

We could start a poll to see where Beck eventually lets the bottle stop spinning. No Fair consulting Clousen.

365 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:42:40pm

re: #364 Decatur Deb

Nah. I think Israel and the US are both supposed to be dupes of the Fabians.

We could start a poll to see where Beck eventually lets the bottle stop spinning. No Fair consulting Clousen.

My money’s on the Morlocks.

366 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:43:24pm

re: #355 Killgore Trout

whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com

I counter with Tea Farty!

367 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:43:42pm

re: #355 Killgore Trout

whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com

Yeah, but he got shelacked on Tuesday. The people have spoken! I mean what has he done for them?!?!?

Oh, wait…

368 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:44:04pm

re: #365 Varek Raith

My money’s on the Morlocks.

Close to the Pleiadian Lady. Was her stuff incorporating Raelian memes?

369 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:44:13pm

re: #364 Decatur Deb

Nah. I think Israel and the US are both supposed to be dupes of the Fabians.

We could start a poll to see where Beck eventually lets the bottle stop spinning. No Fair consulting Clousen.

The FABIANS?

370 theheat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:45:58pm

re: #248 Killgore Trout

This is what I classify as a stealth eyebrow player. But the frosty Connie Stevens eyeshadow betrays her. The crazy slipped slightly south of the brow on this one.

But it’s there. Oh yeah, it’s there.

371 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:46:26pm

re: #87 reginald perrin

Too funny.
Poseur posing gets caught!

372 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:46:33pm

re: #369 SanFranciscoZionist

The FABIANS?

British Socialist conspirators. (At first I thought they were precious English minor poets.) Or a doo-wop group.

373 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:47:15pm

re: #369 SanFranciscoZionist

The FABIANS?

Oh, swoon!

[Link: www.storyofthestars.com…]

374 jaunte  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:48:01pm

re: #373 austin_blue

He doesn’t really look Pleiadian.

375 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:48:18pm

re: #372 Decatur Deb

British Socialist conspirators. (At first I thought they were precious English minor poets.) Or a doo-wop group.

No, I know who Fabians are. There are still Fabians?

376 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:48:35pm

Handy Guide

what republicans expect from republican government:

1. lower taxes
2. cut spending
3. balance the budget

what democrats expect from republican government:

1. continue to shift the tax burden down the income scale onto the middle class by lowering taxes for the top 2% more than for anybody else
2. increase the deficit
3. undermine social security
4. remove all consumer protections
5. anything else multinational corporations would like

which is the more likely outcome?

377 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:48:49pm

re: #364 Decatur Deb

We could start a poll to see where Beck eventually lets the bottle stop spinning. No Fair consulting Clousen.

It’s the Whig Party that’s behind the whole thing! And Dan’l Webster is in charge!

/Neighbor, how stands the Union?

378 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:48:58pm

re: #375 SanFranciscoZionist

No, I know who Fabians are. There are still Fabians?

In the corners of some peoples heads.

379 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:49:33pm

re: #362 Slumbering Behemoth

Oh thank god, it’s not just Americans.
/

WTF is this? Skanks of Canada? It’s not just their heads that are a’floppin.

380 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:50:36pm

re: #363 LudwigVanQuixote

Yep. We are being murdered by idiots whose chief mouth piece is a malignant narcissistic racist who looks like Jabba the Hutt.

Quit insulting Jabba! He was absolutely svelte and didn’t drool much considering his race average!

Xenophobe!

381 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:55:10pm

re: #375 SanFranciscoZionist

No, I know who Fabians are. There are still Fabians?

More digging. There are two Fabians in the conspiratorial nutiverse, probably without a direct connection. These:

[Link: www.britannica.com…]

and these:

[Link: watch.pair.com…]

382 Varek Raith  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:55:35pm

re: #380 austin_blue

Quit insulting Jabba! He was absolutely svelte and didn’t drool much considering his race average!

Xenophobe!

Truth!
And whatever happened of not speaking ill of the dead?!?!
/

383 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:56:48pm

Food, glorious food!
/and it’s best friend, booze.

384 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:58:15pm

Ugh. NJ owes feds $270M for killing NYC tunnel. Thanks Gov. Christie! [Link: bit.ly…]

385 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:58:51pm

Obama speaking at the University of Indonesia, live feed if anyone is interested.

386 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:59:35pm
387 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:00:18pm

re: #385 reine.de.tout

Obama speaking at the University of Indonesia, live feed if anyone is interested.

Beat me by 30 seconds. Quick draw!

388 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:00:25pm

re: #386 Killgore Trout

neener, neener - beat ya by half a minute.

389 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:01:09pm

This gal is from Kansas City, KS. Janelle Monae[Link: www.youtube.com…]

390 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:01:15pm

re: #388 reine.de.tout

neener, neener - beat ya by half a minute.

He brought down the house by talking funny. The wingnuts will freak out over that.

391 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:01:23pm

re: #386 Killgore Trout

Does Reine’s man know you’re hovering over her like that?
/

392 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:01:25pm

just saw the President - and he was speaking a foreign language…………..

(outrage)

393 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:01:50pm

re: #235 LudwigVanQuixote

It was an amazingly beautiful sunset, last night.
Lots of clouds, not usual for LA.
And the light refracted off the clouds, in a particularly different way.
Personal observations, yes.
The latest google-fu
[Link: www.cbsnews.com…]

394 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:02:08pm

re: #390 Killgore Trout

He brought down the house by talking funny. The wingnuts will freak out over that.

As I turned it on, he said, “As a Christian visiting a Mosque … ” talking about himself.

That one will really make some heads asplode.

395 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:02:29pm

re: #385 reine.de.tout

Obama speaking at the University of Indonesia, live feed if anyone is interested.

Hey Reine! Hope all is well with you this evening. It’s good living in the south in November, innit? Gorgeous here today. Tomorrow, low 80’s.

Sweet!

396 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:03:23pm

re: #392 wozzablog

just saw the President - and he was speaking a foreign language…

(outrage)

So do we all in America, if you really think about it.

/I know, the greater wingnuttia won’t really think about it…

397 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:04:35pm

Holocaust Fund in Scam

Seventeen people were charged with engaging in a $42.5 million scam that defrauded New York-based programs designed to help Holocaust survivors.

The charges, brought by U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Tuesday, allege that the defendants processed thousands of fraudulent applications for the payouts, oftentimes by submitting birth records of people who weren’t eligible. According to prosecutors, several of the aid recipients were born after World War II.

“We will bring to justice all those who would callously line their own pockets by looting a lifeline for Holocaust survivors,” said Mr. Bharara at an afternoon press conference.

The alleged fraud, which authorities say ran for 16 years, was discovered within the Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany, a not-for-profit organization that provides assistance and administers reparation payments to victims of Nazi persecution.

[Link: online.wsj.com…]

398 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:04:38pm

re: #395 austin_blue

Hey Reine! Hope all is well with you this evening. It’s good living in the south in November, innit? Gorgeous here today. Tomorrow, low 80’s.

Sweet!

We’ve had some perfect weather, but it’s getting warmer again (low 80’s, yes, tomorrow, unusually warm, but hey - it’s still 20 degrees cooler than summertime, eh?).

The Roi finally got a shoulder diagosis, Frozen Shoulder Syndrome.

He seems to be on the “now mending” side of the curve of this thing.

399 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:05:52pm

re: #249 LudwigVanQuixote

Not to mention all of the amateur rocket clubs in So. Cal.
BIG hobby here.
Particularly with the Aerospace folks!

400 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:08:22pm

re: #279 LudwigVanQuixote

*boom*
Oops!
///

401 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:09:01pm

re: #396 Slumbering Behemoth

So do we all in America, if you really think about it.

/I know, the greater wingnuttia won’t really think about it…

American is the worlds greatest language that has never ever borrowed another word ever…………..

/they don’t know American is just English except with fewer spelled U’s and even fewer pronouned H’s……….

402 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:09:38pm

re: #399 Floral Giraffe

Not to mention all of the amateur rocket clubs in So. Cal.
BIG hobby here.
Particularly with the Aerospace folks!

Got your email. Replies sent. Did well at work today and came out of today looking good to all with whom I dealt. It was a decent day.

403 Killgore Trout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:09:49pm
404 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:10:23pm

re: #401 wozzablog

American is the worlds greatest language that has never ever borrowed another word ever…

/they don’t know American is just English except with fewer spelled U’s and even fewer pronounced H’s…

pimf

405 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:11:19pm

re: #397 Walter L. Newton

Holocaust Fund in Scam

Seventeen people were charged with engaging in a $42.5 million scam that defrauded New York-based programs designed to help Holocaust survivors.

The charges, brought by U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Tuesday, allege that the defendants processed thousands of fraudulent applications for the payouts, oftentimes by submitting birth records of people who weren’t eligible. According to prosecutors, several of the aid recipients were born after World War II.

“We will bring to justice all those who would callously line their own pockets by looting a lifeline for Holocaust survivors,” said Mr. Bharara at an afternoon press conference.

The alleged fraud, which authorities say ran for 16 years, was discovered within the Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany, a not-for-profit organization that provides assistance and administers reparation payments to victims of Nazi persecution.

[Link: online.wsj.com…]

I hope that those scammer assholes become bottom bitches in prison.

406 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:11:56pm

re: #316 LudwigVanQuixote


Of course, in real life I tend to speak my mind also.

LOL!
*smooch*

407 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:12:02pm

re: #403 Killgore Trout

Michelle in hijab

Damn… her hips are gonna get their own zip code.

408 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:13:15pm

re: #401 wozzablog

Well, if it was good enough for Jesus…

/also, IIRC, “English” is just a mix of whatever the Brits used to speak, and what the conquering Normans used to speak. [citation needed]

409 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:13:23pm

Supper…

410 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:13:27pm

re: #403 Killgore Trout

Michelle in hijab

YOU SEE?!!1 PROOF THAT THE OBAMAS ARE PLANNING TO INTRODUCE SHARIA!!!11 THEY HATE AMERICA AND PREACH ISLAM!!11

/Shrieky

411 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:14:53pm

re: #397 Walter L. Newton

Holocaust Fund in Scam

Seventeen people were charged with engaging in a $42.5 million scam that defrauded New York-based programs designed to help Holocaust survivors.

The charges, brought by U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara Tuesday, allege that the defendants processed thousands of fraudulent applications for the payouts, oftentimes by submitting birth records of people who weren’t eligible. According to prosecutors, several of the aid recipients were born after World War II.

“We will bring to justice all those who would callously line their own pockets by looting a lifeline for Holocaust survivors,” said Mr. Bharara at an afternoon press conference.

The alleged fraud, which authorities say ran for 16 years, was discovered within the Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany, a not-for-profit organization that provides assistance and administers reparation payments to victims of Nazi persecution.

[Link: online.wsj.com…]

Teh Suck.

412 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:15:25pm

re: #403 Killgore Trout

Michelle in hijab

That’s a hijab? My grandma used to wear a plastic version of that every time it rained outside.

OMG! My grandma was part of the sekrit jihad!
/

413 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:15:31pm

re: #403 Killgore Trout

Michelle in hijab

“This pantsuit I borrowed from Hillary makes my butt look big.”

414 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:15:38pm

re: #410 Dark_Falcon

YOU SEE?!!1 PROOF THAT THE OBAMAS ARE PLANNING TO INTRODUCE SHARIA!!!11 THEY HATE AMERICA AND PREACH ISLAM!!11

/Shrieky

Drama Queen setting is 11! Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed!

415 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:15:43pm

re: #408 Slumbering Behemoth

Well, if it was good enough for Jesus…

/also, IIRC, “English” is just a mix of whatever the Brits used to speak, and what the conquering Normans used to speak. [citation needed]

french, german, celtic, norse, romano…………

416 PT Barnum  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:16:10pm

re: #407 brookly red

Damn… her hips are gonna get their own zip code.

What’s wrong with her hips? Real Women Have Curves.

417 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:17:24pm

re: #412 Slumbering Behemoth

That’s a hijab? My grandma used to wear a plastic version of that every time it rained outside.

OMG! My grandma was part of the sekrit jihad!
/

Women visiting the Vatican and meeting the Pope usually wear a head covering as well.

418 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:18:02pm

re: #416 PT Barnum

Real Women Have Curves.

Real Women have whatever real women have. There is no physical archetype.

And there’s nothing wrong with her hips.

419 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:18:47pm

re: #398 reine.de.tout

We’ve had some perfect weather, but it’s getting warmer again (low 80’s, yes, tomorrow, unusually warm, but hey - it’s still 20 degrees cooler than summertime, eh?).

The Roi finally got a shoulder diagosis, Frozen Shoulder Syndrome.

He seems to be on the “now mending” side of the curve of this thing.

Outstanding! Hopefully, no surgical repairs will be necessary. I had a badly torn rotator cuff repaired, and it was no picnic. Five months of oofah! That hurts!

420 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:19:08pm

I’m starting a band called Mysterious Missle

421 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:19:20pm

re: #417 reine.de.tout

Women visiting the Vatican and meeting the Pope usually wear a head covering as well.

Well, the pope does have a satanic cross on his demonic throne, so this is no surprise.
/

422 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:19:34pm

re: #417 reine.de.tout

Women visiting the Vatican and meeting the Pope usually wear a head covering as well.

Both of my nieces wore hats the day they were born. Exercise caution, and do not be dissin’ Steve’s nieces! :)

423 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:19:54pm

re: #417 reine.de.tout

Women visiting the Vatican and meeting the Pope usually wear a head covering as well.

And also women who visit the Western Wall.

424 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:19:57pm

re: #420 WindUpBird

I’m starting a band called Mysterious Missle

are you gonna launch off the coast?

425 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:20:01pm

re: #418 Slumbering Behemoth

Real Women have whatever real women have. There is no physical archetype.

And there’s nothing wrong with her hips.

Quite Concur.

426 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:20:07pm

re: #419 austin_blue

Outstanding! Hopefully, no surgical repairs will be necessary. I had a badly torn rotator cuff repaired, and it was no picnic. Five months of oofah! That hurts!

argh!
That sounds miserable!
It’s what we thought was the problem originally, and we got prepared for a surgical intervention!
Frozen shoulder usually resolves by itself, though it can take up to 2 years.

427 austin_blue  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:20:16pm

re: #407 brookly red

Damn… her hips are gonna get their own zip code.

Nicely misogynist. Well played.

428 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:20:25pm

re: #407 brookly red

Damn… her hips are gonna get their own zip code.

why am I not surprised you’d say something like this

429 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:20:44pm

re: #420 WindUpBird

I’m starting a band called Mysterious Missle

Enough about your penis!

///

430 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:22:03pm

re: #418 Slumbering Behemoth

Real Women have whatever real women have. There is no physical archetype.

And there’s nothing wrong with her hips.

Thank you.

431 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:22:05pm

re: #427 austin_blue

Nicely misogynist. Well played.

why misogynist? I kinda like it… oh the talking points again… carry on.

432 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:22:57pm

re: #426 reine.de.tout

Frozen shoulder usually resolves by itself, though it can take up to 2 years.

Move to warmer climate, thaw that shoulder out.

Seriously, the orthopedic doc released me last week - no more therapy! I have to keep doing my exercises so my hand doesn’t lock up, but now it’s just a matter of time before my wrist is 100%

433 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:22:59pm

re: #405 Dark_Falcon

I hope that those scammer assholes become bottom bitches in prison.

Subtle.

/

434 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:23:50pm

I notice all the #tcot drones on twitter are all retweeting OBAMA REACHES OUT TO MUSLIMS IN INDONESIA EVERYONE PEE YOURSELVES IN RAGE

435 Renaissance_Man  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:23:56pm

re: #428 WindUpBird

why am I not surprised you’d say something like this

Well, there must be a problem if even a registered Democrat thinks those pants make her butt look big. Also, the people have spoken.

436 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:24:04pm

re: #431 brookly red

It’s not talking points. You made a crack about Michelle Obama’s appearance that some here feel was out of line. I don’t think it was misogynistic myself, but it was in poor taste.

437 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:24:48pm

re: #430 reine.de.tout

I’ve dated women who are ‘robust’ and have big chests, women who are slender and have small chests, and women that fall in various points in between.

There is no specific “Real Women Have” anything. I dig ‘em all.

438 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:25:06pm

re: #398 reine.de.tout

HOORAY!
Yes, that was meant to be in all caps!

439 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:25:07pm

re: #432 SteveC

Move to warmer climate, thaw that shoulder out.

Seriously, the orthopedic doc released me last week - no more therapy! I have to keep doing my exercises so my hand doesn’t lock up, but now it’s just a matter of time before my wrist is 100%

SteveC - sheesh - if I moved anywhere warmer, I’d be at the equator!
LOL.

Glad to hear your hand is doing well, though!

440 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:26:07pm

re: #434 WindUpBird

I notice all the #tcot drones on twitter are all retweeting OBAMA REACHES OUT TO MUSLIMS IN INDONESIA EVERYONE PEE YOURSELVES IN RAGE

And this just in to WLGF news, restrooms all across the city are suddenly occupied during what can only be described as a sudden rush…

441 researchok  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:26:15pm

re: #437 Slumbering Behemoth

I’ve dated women who are ‘robust’ and have big chests, women who are slender and have small chests, and women that fall in various points in between.

There is no specific “Real Women Have” anything. I dig ‘em all.

As the women aren’t named Ralph is my rule.
/

442 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:26:27pm

re: #321 brookly red

nice fuckin try… your taxes are still going up.


Obama lowered your taxes, actually

443 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:26:48pm

re: #438 Floral Giraffe

HOORAY!
Yes, that was meant to be in all caps!

{FLO}
LOL.
He told me today, “HEY! I can scratch my butt again!”.
Can I tell you, it was a major moment!
Victory!

444 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:26:51pm

re: #434 WindUpBird

I notice all the #tcot drones on twitter are all retweeting OBAMA REACHES OUT TO MUSLIMS IN INDONESIA EVERYONE PEE YOURSELVES IN RAGE

Ooog. I can’t even read that drek, its just too insane.

445 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:27:34pm

re: #436 Dark_Falcon

Let it roll off your back. People make disparaging remarks about Limbaugh’s or Beck’s (or Palin’s or Coulter’s, if we wanna stick with the feminine theme) looks all the time, with nary a peep of protest.

I’m not saying you have to like it, or anything of that sort. It just is what it is.

446 jaunte  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:27:52pm

re: #434 WindUpBird

I notice all the #tcot drones on twitter are all retweeting OBAMA REACHES OUT TO MUSLIMS IN INDONESIA EVERYONE PEE YOURSELVES IN RAGE

#tcot tweeter enraged, sardonic at the idea of a foreign country:

Obama visits home and guess what? It ain’t Hawaii.
447 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:28:03pm

re: #443 reine.de.tout

{FLO}
LOL.
He told me today, “HEY! I can scratch my butt again!”.
Can I tell you, it was a major moment!
Victory!

Omg, if my husband could not scratch his butt…

448 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:28:07pm

re: #442 WindUpBird

Obama lowered your taxes, actually

look you say one thing my CPA says another… who to believe?

449 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:29:02pm

re: #273 Stanley Sea

The contrary opinion here needs to get game.

It’s rather uninspiring for debate lately. Same ole 1/2 sentence snippets. But no real debate.

Don’t forget the old You’re just like Kos progressives hate the army and also hate all rich people everywhere

450 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:29:29pm

re: #447 prairiefire

Omg, if my husband could not scratch his butt…

Yeah, that’s what I was sayin’ … a major moment!

451 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:29:46pm

re: #407 brookly red

Damn… her hips are gonna get their own zip code.

Criticizing the first Lady is OK, IF you criticize something she can control.
Michelle is weight appropriate, and her hip size/width is genetic. That’s like critiquing the color of her skin.

452 engineer cat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:29:47pm

re: #442 WindUpBird

Obama lowered your taxes, actually

shhh… he’s not allowed to know that!

453 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:29:53pm

re: #448 brookly red

look you say one thing my CPA says another… who to believe?

Who ya gonna believe, me or your lying eyes? :)

454 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:29:55pm

re: #442 WindUpBird

Obama lowered your taxes, actually

well if no job = no taxes I must say you are right.

455 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:30:10pm

re: #446 jaunte

#tcot tweeter enraged, sardonic at the idea of a foreign country:

Response to tcot: Actually, his home is in Chicago, you teabagging moron. Read something written by a sane person for a change.

456 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:30:11pm

re: #444 Dark_Falcon

Ooog. I can’t even read that drek, its just too insane.

it’s actually just that same tweet being repeated everywhere

which is a thing I’m noticing on #tcot, they don’t SAY anything, what they do is retweet the same things! So if you look on #tcot you see hundreds of instances of the same retweet

457 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:30:49pm

re: #454 brookly red

well if no job = no taxes I must say you are right.

So you actually dispute that he’s lowered taxes?


Exhibit A, lizards!

458 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:30:55pm

re: #453 SteveC

Who ya gonna believe, me or your lying eyes? :)

my account balance’s…

459 reine.de.tout  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:31:28pm

re: #456 WindUpBird

it’s actually just that same tweet being repeated everywhere

which is a thing I’m noticing on #tcot, they don’t SAY anything, what they do is retweet the same things! So if you look on #tcot you see hundreds of instances of the same retweet

oops.
I’d better step up my game, then.
I don’t ever say anything on twitter either, I just retweet, usually LGF posts (with #tcot tag attached).

460 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:31:35pm

re: #432 SteveC

Congratulations on the hand improvement!

461 SteveC  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:31:43pm

re: #458 brookly red

my account balance’s…

Oh. My. God…. SANITY!!!!!

462 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:31:46pm

re: #448 brookly red

look you say one thing my CPA says another… who to believe?

Your CPA might have some issues with math, because my CPA sees things differently!

And I run my own business, have for years, it’s been making me a living for the past four years.

463 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:33:00pm

re: #443 reine.de.tout

LOL!
It’s a guy thing, I guess.
Still, GREAT NEWS for you & him!

464 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:33:24pm

re: #461 SteveC

Oh. My. God… SANITY!!!

enjoy it, it is rare.

465 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:34:15pm

re: #459 reine.de.tout

oops.
I’d better step up my game, then.
I don’t ever say anything on twitter either, I just retweet, usually LGF posts (with #tcot tag attached).

I’m more referring to the fact that it’s all the same very few retweets, it’s like twitter has this army of people who just hold up political mirrors to each other, and there’s hundreds and hundreds of the exact same tweet repeated, it’s the outrage of the moment. I retweet things too! (when I use twitter) but it tends not to be focused on any one thing, it’s like a thing from some counterculture art exhibit here, something funny Jonathan Coulton said there, some weird metal here, something an artist friend of mine is working on, and so forth.

466 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:35:10pm

OT/ (don’t know if there is a topic……..)

Windupbird - you are Oregonian?

467 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:35:14pm

re: #464 brookly red

brookly are you interested in a web developer contract in NYC? I can forward you an email I got from a recruiter.

468 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:35:27pm

re: #466 wozzablog

OT/ (don’t know if there is a topic…)

Windupbird - you are Oregonian?

yeah, I’m in SE Portland!

469 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:36:05pm

re: #468 WindUpBird

yeah, I’m in SE Portland!

this was you, wasn’t it?………

470 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:37:40pm

I don’t get it.

Dark, Varek, help me out here.

471 brookly red  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:38:08pm

re: #467 Alouette

brookly are you interested in a web developer contract in NYC? I can forward you an email I got from a recruiter.

why thank you. I don’t do development per say but I got a rolex full of developers that are looking.

472 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:38:12pm

re: #469 wozzablog

it wasn’t me, but I know about it, it was posted on Jalopnik :D

Also, that news anchor, Carl Click, is a guy I met at a listener party for a nerd-centric talk radio show here in Portland, it’s a small world! I’m trying to figure out what street that’s on, it looks like it’s in SE

473 goddamnedfrank  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:39:04pm

re: #454 brookly red

well if no job = no taxes I must say you are right.

Unemployment benefits are taxable income, Obama lowered taxes on the unemployed:

There were also tax breaks for college education, moderate-income families and the unemployed and incentives to promote renewable energy.

474 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:39:30pm

re: #471 brookly red

why thank you. I don’t do development per say but I got a rolex full of developers that are looking.

Use the Contact form at viciousbabushka.com if you want me to forward you the recruiter’s email.

475 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:39:44pm

re: #472 WindUpBird

you could’ve fessed up to it………. none of us would have reported you for street vandalism ;-)

theres a map in the vid clip - the res i saw it at was a little funky though.

476 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:41:00pm

re: #472 WindUpBird

Ahh it’s N Williams, which is sort of a funky cheap-but-being-fixed-up neighborhood, lots of artists there

477 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:41:09pm

re: #473 goddamnedfrank

Unemployment benefits are taxable income, Obama lowered taxes on the unemployed:

Facts are hard!

478 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:41:43pm

re: #475 wozzablog

you could’ve fessed up to it… none of us would have reported you for street vandalism ;-)

theres a map in the vid clip - the res i saw it at was a little funky though.

I wish I was that cool! I don’t really bike much though, my green transportation is light rail :D

479 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:44:23pm

re: #407 brookly red

Damn… her hips are gonna get their own zip code.

Digging deep into your intellectual debate quotient eh?

What an asshole post.

480 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:45:34pm

re: #421 Slumbering Behemoth

Well, the pope does have a satanic cross on his demonic throne, so this is no surprise.
/

The only dude metal enough to carve an inverted cross into his own THRONE!!!

481 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:46:30pm

re: #434 WindUpBird

I notice all the #tcot drones on twitter are all retweeting OBAMA REACHES OUT TO MUSLIMS IN INDONESIA EVERYONE PEE YOURSELVES IN RAGE

I predicted the Indonesian part of this trip would blow their freaking weak minds. Done.

482 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:47:00pm

re: #451 Floral Giraffe

Criticizing the first Lady is OK, IF you criticize something she can control.
Michelle is weight appropriate, and her hip size/width is genetic. That’s like critiquing the color of her skin.

That said, that pale yellow is not fetching on her, and the suit seems a little too long. Borrowed from someone?

483 Decatur Deb  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:47:20pm

re: #480 SanFranciscoZionist

Wrong on Fabians—it’s the same tradition. Along the way they gave up metre for metrics.

484 Thundermother(it will turn your head around)  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:48:09pm

re: #479 Stanley Sea

I wouldn’t give it a second thought. Red knows about as much about a woman’s hips as he knows about FOX news.

485 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:49:08pm

ok, as is my tradition - thanks to windupbird for putting me on 7,000 kharma whosists.

486 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:49:19pm

re: #470 Slumbering Behemoth

hey so um.

I’m going to take a moment here to apologize to you for being an incoherent insulting dick towards you about the whole san francisco/bay area/ojoe/whatever else it was I was going off the rails about a while back. It was totally out of line, you’ve been really nice to me since I registered on LGF and there was really no excuse for it.

You don’t need to respond, you have every right to continue to be pissed at me, but I’m just putting it out there that I know it was stupid and made no sense, you didn’t deserve any of that.

487 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:50:28pm

re: #482 SanFranciscoZionist

That said, that pale yellow is not fetching on her, and the suit seems a little too long. Borrowed from someone?

I like her when she dresses casual :D

488 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:52:33pm

re: #470 Slumbering Behemoth

I don’t get it.

Dark, Varek, help me out here.

I don’t get it either. I’d like to remix that commercial with the Imperial March, though.

489 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:52:47pm

re: #479 Stanley Sea

I agree that it was a rude thing to say. But, for the sake of being honest, comments that are disparaging of a right wing politician’s/pundit’s looks rarely meet with the same amount of objection from commenters here, myself included.

Not a big deal, just something to consider.

490 Dancing along the light of day  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:54:36pm

re: #482 SanFranciscoZionist

LOL!
At least she’s trying to be stylish.
I have a hard enough time getting dressed every day.
I can’t IMAGINE undergoing the “fashion scrutiny” of a First Lady.
I’d FAIL big time!

491 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:55:58pm

re: #489 Slumbering Behemothpon

I agree that it was a rude thing to say. But, for the sake of being honest, comments that are disparaging of a right wing politician’s/pundit’s looks rarely meet with the same amount of objection from commenters here, myself included.

Not a big deal, just something to consider.

Considered.

I’ve always hated it when it goes to the point of discussing a woman’s look. Happens all the time and it’s never fair or good. (I stand with disgust of ManCoulter comments)

FLOTUS looks fantastic though, so I see it as an even lower blow when the resident Democrat here blasts her.

492 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:56:06pm

re: #482 SanFranciscoZionist

That said, that pale yellow is not fetching on her, and the suit seems a little too long. Borrowed from someone?

I think it was a bit longer for more coverage/modesty. I’ve seen her wear better shades of yellow. She looks tired. I would be mewling about room service and my sore feet by this point.

493 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:57:44pm

re: #491 Stanley Sea

pon

Considered.

I’ve always hated it when it goes to the point of discussing a woman’s look. Happens all the time and it’s never fair or good. (I stand with disgust of ManCoulter comments)

FLOTUS looks fantastic though, so I see it as an even lower blow when the resident Democrat here blasts her.

My only issue with Ann Coulter is that I desperately want to do a makeover of her into a middle-aged hippie professor.

I don’t think she’s going to let me.

494 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:58:40pm

re: #486 WindUpBird

Fair enough.

495 sizzleRI  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:59:42pm

re: #489 Slumbering Behemoth

I hate that, and I am trying to recognize when I allow my political prejudices to color my responses to physical insults. I think its an important effort though.

496 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:00:05pm

re: #493 SanFranciscoZionist

My only issue with Ann Coulter is that I desperately want to do a makeover of her into a middle-aged hippie professor.

I don’t think she’s going to let me.

I’d go with EL wire pigtails and a sort of gary numan/Sorayama Gynoid thing, she’s got kind of a cool “frame” with long limbs, cool for futuristic automaton looks :D

497 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:00:33pm

re: #493 SanFranciscoZionist

My only issue with Ann Coulter is that I desperately want to do a makeover of her into a middle-aged hippie professor.

I don’t think she’s going to let me.

I think she’s too neurotic to make a believable hippie.

498 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:00:51pm

re: #494 Slumbering Behemoth

Fair enough.

You might be surprised to discover I can be very moody and difficult to be around :P

499 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:01:29pm

re: #491 Stanley Sea

I stand with disgust of ManCoulter comments…

And I stand guilty of having made them. Mea culpa. But I’m trying to improve.

500 Wozza Matter?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:03:10pm

good night all.

4am here. not sleeping well - but i suppose i should try.

501 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:04:22pm

re: #499 Slumbering Behemoth

And I stand guilty of having made them. Mea culpa. But I’m trying to improve.

You know what though SB? You’re cool.

502 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:07:52pm

re: #491 Stanley Sea

pon

Considered.

I’ve always hated it when it goes to the point of discussing a woman’s look. Happens all the time and it’s never fair or good. (I stand with disgust of ManCoulter comments)

FLOTUS looks fantastic though, so I see it as an even lower blow when the resident Democrat here blasts her.

There’s a specific thing that tweaks me, and that’s when people get on about a woman’s weight, I dunno, that just bugs me in a different way than anything else because it’s already this thing in American culture, this perfect storm of being sold all this incredibly unhealthy food and intellectually unhealthy body images through advertising.

And also, I think people here may be more protective about the FLOTUS since she’s been constantly attacked for her appearance/racially compared to apes/dissed for not dressing up enough/dissed for not dressing down enough/Stokely Carmichael million dollar sneakers etc etc.

During Laura Bush’s eight years as FLOTUS, I simply don’t remember this level of savage slamming of her for her appearance. I’ve made some jokes about her smile looking really alien and weird, but then again, i said precisely the same thing about Howard Dean, who has perhaps the most unattractive forced smile I’ve ever seen.

(I realize this is just about the most liberalleyliberal thing I’ve said ever)

503 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:09:03pm

re: #502 WindUpBird

(also, I don’t even put brookly red in this category, he was just getting his zings in)

504 prairiefire  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:09:11pm

re: #502 WindUpBird

You are right about Dean. “Grimace” comes to mind.

505 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:09:11pm

re: #502 WindUpBird

agreed. so true.

506 Stanley Sea  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:09:55pm

re: #503 WindUpBird

(also, I don’t even put brookly red in this category, he was just getting his zings in)

oh you have a kindness I don’t.

507 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:17:30pm

re: #504 prairiefire

You are right about Dean. “Grimace” comes to mind.

But his rants are amusing. Sometimes its fun to watch a semi-crazy person go nuts.

508 blueraven  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 9:19:31pm

re: #482 SanFranciscoZionist

That said, that pale yellow is not fetching on her, and the suit seems a little too long. Borrowed from someone?


They had their shoes off. I am sure the pants wouldn’t be too long with shoes. But I agree about the color,

509 ihateronpaul  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 10:29:43pm

The Islamic Supremacists at CAIR, ISNA, ICNA, ISNA, FDA, PDF, and LOLWUT are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America’s Internets, with the erection of a network of 13-story mega-mosques on every street corner, including driveways. The Islamic Supremacists at CAIR, ISNA, ICNA, ISNA, FDA, PDF, and LOLWUT may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they’re all a drones for GEORGE SOROS! That’s why we need more people like Geert Wilders and Vlaams Belang, who spent his career trying to get religions he didn’t like banned, as they find Obama’s birth certificate ONCE AND FOR ALL. I’ve got a hunch that it’ll show up on some never-before-seen Flickr account soon, maybe even in my inbox! The Islamic Supremacists at CAIR, ISNA, ICNA, ISNA, FDA, PDF, and LOLWUT won’t know what hit ‘em!

510 washsox  Wed, Nov 10, 2010 3:21:07am

That’s a spooky pic of the shrieking harpy. Looks like she’s in the middle of a satanic trance or something. Maybe she’s communicating with Reagan from beyond the grave… ;-)

511 yasharki  Wed, Nov 10, 2010 5:58:24am

How can someone be so hypocritical? [Link: atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com…] . Not only does she demand right to free speech while openly denying such right to others, she invokes history “Please be informed that Non-Muslims lived as “Dhimmis” under Islamic control in Spain. Dhimmis are non-Muslims living in a land governed by Muslims. The Jews and Christians were allo…wed to practice their religion but had limited autonomy and were considered 2nd class citizens.”, and forgets to mention how Jews were treated by Spanish Christians: massacres, inquisition, expulsion…

I don’t get it, how can these people deny the facts? Forgive me for being so blunt but pure statistics tell us that Christians inflicted vastly more casualties on Jewish people than any other religious group. Pisses me off how these bigots keep blaming everything on Muslims and Islam, failing to mention how entire cultures were enslaved, and eventually wiped out all in the name of Christ. If you’re going to criticize a religion, criticize them all…

512 ihateronpaul  Wed, Nov 10, 2010 6:21:54am

I bet if she acknowledges this she’ll be like GOOD they will now know of SIOA, the noblest organization EVAR!!

513 jefffx  Wed, Nov 10, 2010 6:58:16am

re: #502 WindUpBird

During Laura Bush’s eight years as FLOTUS, I simply don’t remember this level of savage slamming of her for her appearance. I’ve made some jokes about her smile looking really alien and weird, but then again, i said precisely the same thing about Howard Dean, who has perhaps the most unattractive forced smile I’ve ever seen.

(I realize this is just about the most liberalleyliberal thing I’ve said ever)

A lot of people pointed out her robotic appearance.

People all over the political spectrum judge others by their appearance, and I think Laura is a bad example since she’s been good-looking for her age as long as she’s been in the public eye. If she were fat, or had a lazy-eye or something, I’m sure asshats from the left would have slammed her for it. There just wouldn’t have been the racist element than came with the wingnut reaction to our first black president.

514 ihateronpaul  Wed, Nov 10, 2010 8:27:04am

re: #513 jefffx

A lot of people pointed out her robotic appearance.

People all over the political spectrum judge others by their appearance, and I think Laura is a bad example since she’s been good-looking for her age as long as she’s been in the public eye. If she were fat, or had a lazy-eye or something, I’m sure asshats from the left would have slammed her for it. There just wouldn’t have been the racist element than came with the wingnut reaction to our first black president.

it’s no joke, the right wing in this country has come awfully close to just coming and calling michelle and barack stupid n______s


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