1 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:06:29pm

Mitt's looking orange tonight

2 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:07:01pm

Mitt: "I'm not gonna eat Barack Obama's dog food."

3 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:07:01pm

I'd like to hear one of the candidates tonight acknowledge that the global workforce doubled from about 1.5 to 3 billion workers when the Soviet Union, China, and India all entered the global trade system, and exactly what they propose to do for our education system to try to keep up.

4 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:07:37pm

This kind of thing is pretty much as good as entertainment comes for me.
Hilarious, ridiculous, anthropologically fascinating.

5 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:07:37pm

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Mitt's looking orange tonight

Maybe he's been rolling in Boehner's crushed Cheetos?

6 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:08:03pm

I tune in the the first words I hear are:

"I'm not going to eat Barack Obama's dogfood."
-Mitt Romney

7 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:08:06pm

Ron Paul: "The country's bankrupt."

8 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:08:50pm

Barack Obama should make a dogfood.

9 Obdicut  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:08:59pm

re: #7 Charles

Ron Paul: "The country's bankrupt."

Sure, we have tons of money, and great credit, but we're bankrupt. Somehow.

10 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:09:17pm

Ron Paul: "LIQUIDATE IT! YOU HAVE TO LIQUIDATE IT!"

11 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:09:36pm

Really? Obama = dogfood ??

12 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:09:45pm

I just don't get why this "balanced budget amendment" nonsense is taken seriously at all by anyone......it's mind numbing

13 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:09:51pm

Ron Paul always manages to get hugely supportive members in the audience. Pretty brave to cheer for a reduced military in a crowd of republicans.

14 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:10:00pm

Ron Paul? Again?

15 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:10:16pm

WTF, with that bar on the bottom of the screen. Is this Mortal Kombat IV: GOP Edition?

16 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:10:23pm

re: #10 Charles

Ron Paul: "LIQUIDATE IT! YOU HAVE TO LIQUIDATE IT!"

Its funnier if you imagine him as a Dalek

17 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:10:29pm

re: #14 Gus 802

Ron Paul? Again?

Always, Ron Paul. Relentlessly, Ron Paul.

18 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:10:39pm

re: #14 Gus 802

Ron Paul? Again?

He polls higher that Santorum, Pawlenty and Huntsman I think.

19 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:10:54pm

re: #17 Charles

Always, Ron Paul. Relentlessly, Ron Paul.

lulz.

20 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:11:04pm

re: #16 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Its funnier if you imagine him as a Dalek

I dunno, I was getting a Steve Ballmer vibe.

21 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:11:13pm

i'm not sure why i am listening to liars and idiots trying to differentiate their lies and idiocies from those of the other liars and idiots

22 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:11:36pm

Where's Bachmann? Is she there? I want to see the crazy cranked up to 11!

23 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:11:45pm

re: #21 engineer dog

i'm not sure why i am listening to liars and idiots trying to differentiate their lies and idiocies from those of the other liars and idiots

To better understand thy enemy.

24 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:11:53pm

Q: specific plan
A: Generic vague statement

25 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:12:25pm

Ask them about Charles Darwin, Bret. That's always fun.

26 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:12:26pm

Here it comes from Newt -- the Ronald word.

27 Obdicut  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:12:37pm

re: #24 Killgore Trout

They will fix things by fixing them, Killgore. That's how you fix stuff. Duh.

28 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:12:37pm

Holy crap what is Newt Gingrich doing there? He isn't still running is he?

29 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:12:38pm

0% Capital Gains Tax! Yeah, Caine!

30 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:12:53pm

gingrich played the reagan card first.

31 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:13:02pm

re: #22 Slumbering Behemoth

Where's Bachmann? Is she there? I want to see the crazy cranked up to 11!

Someone commented on the other thread that she said that voting for default was the right idea. The batshit crazy has officially jumped the shark, people.

32 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:13:24pm

re: #26 wee fury

Here it comes from Newt -- the Ronald word.

Bottoms up, everyone.

33 jamesfirecat  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:13:27pm

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Mitt's looking orange tonight

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Mitt's looking orange tonight

I thought that was Boehner's job...

34 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:13:34pm

re: #28 mr.fusion

He's in charge of Reagan nostalgia.

35 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:13:43pm

re: #24 Killgore Trout

Q: specific plan
A: Generic vague statement which blames Obama

Fixed

36 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:13:50pm

What did Newt say about Reagan? Not watching just here for the ride.

37 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:13:55pm

re: #32 thedopefishlives

Bottoms up, everyone.

I was just about to say - where are the drinking game rules?

38 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:14:07pm

re: #28 mr.fusion

Holy crap what is Newt Gingrich doing there? He isn't still running is he?

I keep thinking the same thing about Pawlenty.

39 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:14:08pm

"The Green Mile" is on TNT.

I'm just sayin'...

40 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:14:17pm

re: #37 Alexzander

I was just about to say - where are the drinking game rules?

I don't think we officially decided.

41 makeitstop  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:14:20pm

STFU, Pawlenty.

He's offering a prize. Cute.

42 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:14:28pm

re: #30 zora

gingrich played the reagan card first.

DRINK!

43 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:14:44pm

re: #39 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

"The Green Mile" is on TNT.

I'm just sayin'...

Great movie.

44 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:14:45pm

Dinner and lawn mowing with Pawlenty.

45 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:10pm

Santorum has santorum on his teeth.

46 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:15pm

Oh dog.....

Nothing is worse than seeing a politician try and deliver a "zinger"

47 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:21pm

All these candidates have little bombs of controversy they're going to drop at strategic points.

48 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:23pm

Growth target? Barack sucks!

49 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:31pm
50 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:40pm

pawlenty will come to your house and cook you dinner or mow your lawn if you can tell him obama's plan for the economy. yes, he really said that.

51 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:40pm

re: #44 wee fury

Dinner and lawn mowing with Pawlenty.

Sounds like a date.

52 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:40pm

Eww. There's Santorum all over my TV screen.

53 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:52pm

Look, I'll give anyone a chance, but quit bashing Obama, give me solutions and give me answers. Even if they're wrong, at least we can debate them. but this, 'elect me because Obama sucks and I promise I'll do better.' Doesn't do shit for me

54 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:15:53pm

re: #47 Charles

All these candidates have little bombs of controversy they're going to drop at strategic points.

Great. Nothing like bringing a gun to a bomb fight.

55 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:03pm

re: #52 JasonA

Eww. There's Santorum all over my TV screen.

Shit dude thats a serious biohazard.

56 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:03pm

re: #44 wee fury

Dinner and lawn mowing with Pawlenty.

Can we trade in our unused portions of Pawlenty and watch paint dry instead?

57 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:04pm

re: #49 Killgore Trout

Obama proposal would cut deficit by $4 trillion in 12 years
Where's my dinner?

You really want him to come over to your house?

58 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:22pm

re: #52 JasonA

Eww. There's Santorum all over my TV screen.

Kinky.

59 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:27pm

Yah. Like I would eat ANYTHING that Mr. Google keyword would serve.

60 makeitstop  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:34pm

Santorum wants to cut the corporate rate to zero?

Holy crap.

61 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:36pm

re: #57 3eff Jeff

You really want him to come over to your house?

No, I don't trust dishonest cooks.

62 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:40pm

Santorum looks like an unemployed guy who really wants to get some face time with the camera because feeding his 37 spawn and sending them to private schools isn't cheap.

63 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:51pm

Ouch. The migraines come out.

64 elizajane  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:54pm

Oooh, the bar voters really didn't like Santorum. The expanding red line was like the stock market yesterday...

65 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:56pm

There is NO Minnesota nice, Chris. It is a myth.

66 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:16:58pm

cue the Twilight Zone music

67 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:17:05pm

Jack Nicholson's "Joker".

68 makeitstop  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:17:14pm

T-Paw lies about migraines.

69 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:17:16pm

Well, if the candidates won't get nasty with each other, Chris Wallace will...

70 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:17:23pm

re: #61 Killgore Trout

No, I don't trust dishonest cooks.

So you're going to take the lawn care option, then.

71 Decatur Deb  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:17:47pm

Well, I really tried, but now I'm going to go and contemplate my kidney stone stent. 'Nite, all.

72 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:17:59pm

Bachmann looks like she timed taking her mood stabilizers right for the debate.

73 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:18:03pm

Finally, Romney gives us a bit of contrast against Bachmann...

74 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:18:31pm

bzzt whirr whirr BARACK OBAMA whirr bzzt whirr BARACK OBAMA beep

75 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:18:32pm

Pawlenty dodges the Bachmann migraine issue by attacking "the headache Barack Obama has given the country."

76 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:18:39pm

Bachman DESTROYS PAWLENTY.

77 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:18:48pm

re: #53 bloodstar

Worked for the Democrats the last time!

Did I earn any Magical Balance Fairy points? Or is that not fair to mention.

(You know it's true)

78 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:18:52pm

OOOO -- Cat fight between Bachmann and Pawlenty. Hooray!

79 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:18:53pm

re: #63 JasonA

Ouch. The migraines come out.

From the "moderator"...Wallace is showing just what a shitstain of a person he is. Let the candidates throw their own barbs...Now Bachmann is following up with barbs of her own.

80 Cheechako  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:19:00pm

As a Republican I'm going to vote for "None Of The Above"!!!

81 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:19:06pm

re: #75 Charles

Pawlenty dodges the Bachmann migraine issue by attacking "the headache Barack Obama has given the country."

Michelle, back me up on this...oops

82 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:19:13pm

Wait, was that Pawlenty? Man, I can't tell these people apart

83 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:19:17pm

re: #75 Charles

Pawlenty dodges the Bachmann migraine issue by attacking "the headache Barack Obama has given the country."

Well, as long as you don't call it an "artful" dodge... Egads that was awkward.

84 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:19:37pm

re: #82 bloodstar

Wait, was that Pawlenty? Man, I can't tell these people apart

Gingrich is the one with the biggest tits on the stage.

85 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:19:46pm

re: #75 Charles

Pawlenty dodges the Bachmann migraine issue by attacking "the headache Barack Obama has given the country."

Wow. That is such a non sequitur.

86 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:19:46pm

Very is an overused word.

87 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:19:58pm

Unconstitutional measures!

88 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:02pm

re: #86 wee fury

Very is an overused word.

Very much so.

89 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:06pm

re: #79 darthstar

From the "moderator"...Wallace is showing just what a shitstain of a person he is. Let the candidates throw their own barbs...Now Bachmann is following up with barbs of her own.

yeah that was a pretty bizarre and biased set-up. The biggest burn of the evening shouldn't come from the moderator.

90 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:09pm

LIGHTBULBS!!

91 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:18pm

LIGHT BULBS!

92 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:22pm

re: #47 Charles

All these candidates have little bombs of controversy they're going to drop at strategic points.

Better for the lot of them to carpet-bomb us and get it over with...

93 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:22pm

Lightbulb Freedom Of Choice Act gets applause.....just amazing

94 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:23pm

LIGHTBULB OF YOUR CHOICE... only in America

95 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:28pm

Lightbulb freedom!

96 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:37pm

Whew. Mobile wireless hell again.

97 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:39pm

Bachmann and the 'lightbulb of choice.'

98 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:39pm

LIGHTBULBS! Oh wait, I buy CFLs by choice...

99 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:40pm

And Bachmann delivers the coup de grace! Pawlenty is powerless! The "lightbulb of their choice!"

100 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:46pm

FREEEEEE THE FUCKING LIGHT BULBS. But fuck those gay people.

101 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:20:56pm

Ooooo, Catfight with Pawlenty and Bachmann

102 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:03pm

Lol I love this back and forth.

103 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:05pm

Lol

104 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:08pm

Fight, fight, fight. :D

105 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:10pm

bachmann: lightbulb freedom of choice act. witch, please.

106 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:16pm

cat fight!

107 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:20pm

Bachmann and the 'tip of the spear.'

108 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:22pm

Is that a French manicure?

//

109 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:23pm

Well, this just entered into the realm of too fucking stupid to watch. I'm out for now.

110 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:25pm

needs more switchblades

111 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:32pm

I wasn't aware we were unable to choose our own light bulbs. I am glad these people are focused on what's important though.

112 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:36pm

re: #107 wee fury

Bachmann and the 'tip of the spear.'

Whoa. Sounds kinky.

113 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:38pm

re: #108 Gus 802

Is that a French manicure?

//

yep

114 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:49pm

Fun stuff!

115 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:54pm

if michelle bachmann becomes president, the lightbulbs of america will once again have the freedom of choice guaranteed to them in the constitution!

or something

116 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:54pm

Guess what? They no longer manufacture incandescents in the USA. So they would have to get them from China.

117 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:55pm

Hey, let's bring back my freedom to choose leaded gas while we're at it.

118 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:21:57pm

Pawlenty was right. Did she win any of those fights?

119 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:22:00pm

Bachmann claims credit for downgrade.

120 goddamnedfrank  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:22:07pm

I haven't smoked weed in nine months, and I haven't missed it ... until I started watching this shit. I need to be stupider just to comprehend what the fuck they're saying.

121 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:22:14pm

re: #113 darthstar

yep

Thought so.

122 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:22:22pm

Bachmann: "When others ran, I fought!"

123 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:22:26pm

Really? I'm not listening, cannot subject my fellow housemates to this crap. They wouldn't understand.

Really?

124 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:22:27pm

re: #116 Gus 802

Guess what? They no longer manufacture incandescents in the USA. So they would have to get them from China.

Woah.
I gotta admit I love incandescents.

125 Atlas Fails  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:22:28pm

Pawlenty may have just bumbled his way through the worst question dodge ever.

126 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:22:30pm

Ooo... Mitt's gunna tell us how the economy really works!

127 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:22:43pm

Yeah, and you were talking about having congressmen investigated as being non-loyal at the time, too, Michelle.
Sanity is not your strong suit, IMO.

128 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:23:03pm

re: #122 Charles

Bachmann: "When others ran, I fought!"

Yeah, umm, Earth to Bachmann (R-Mars): On our planet, no matter how heroic the last stand, it's still a LAST STAND.

129 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:23:09pm

re: #127 RadicalModerate

Yeah, and you were talking about having congressmen investigated as being non-loyal at the time, too, Michelle.
Sanity is not your strong suit, IMO.

Bring back HUAC!

130 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:23:15pm

You know, when everyone else is running and you keep fighting, usually you end up killed by the enemy. Just Saying.

131 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:23:21pm

To paraphrase Rodney Dangerfield, now I understand why tigers eat their young.

132 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:23:28pm

Workin in the real economy. Is there a fake one, I wonder.

133 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:23:30pm

Mitt/Cain 2012!

134 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:23:31pm

re: #130 bloodstar

You know, when everyone else is running and you keep fighting, usually you end up killed by the enemy. Just Saying.

Get out of my head, you.

135 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:23:42pm

Michele Bachmann (R-Mars): "The light bulb of your choice!"

136 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:23:58pm

re: #132 wee fury

It's the one where the hobbits work.

137 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:00pm

Have debates always had studio audiences, by the way? Doesn't seem like a very good way to do these things.

138 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:06pm

re: #128 thedopefishlives

Yeah, umm, Earth to Bachmann (R-Mars): On our planet, no matter how heroic the last stand, it's still a LAST STAND.

If you're British it often gets you the consolation prize of being a heroic failure and stayin in the history books.

139 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:11pm

Looks like a sales job to me. A Republican infomercial.

140 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:13pm

OK that's enough of that.

141 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:22pm

re: #132 wee fury

Workin in the real economy. Is there a fake one, I wonder.

Haha yeah. Seriously what is with Republicans and "real." Palin talked about being in real Virginia when her and McCain campaigned here.

142 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:23pm

So who won and who lost in that round?
Barely saw most the candidates.

143 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:43pm

She has migraines, you say? SEXIST!!!

144 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:46pm

re: #137 JasonA

Have debates always had studio audiences, by the way? Doesn't seem like a very good way to do these things.

Good debates have live audiences. Good Democratic debates have well behaved audiences.

145 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:46pm

re: #142 Alexzander

So who won and who lost in that round?
Barely saw most the candidates.

Who cares? It's not a game.

146 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:49pm

re: #142 Alexzander

So who won and who lost in that round?

Perry.

147 Atlas Fails  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:51pm

Aaaaand...Exxon is a sponsor. Color me shocked.

148 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:24:58pm

re: #137 JasonA

Have debates always had studio audiences, by the way? Doesn't seem like a very good way to do these things.

They love the Bachmann.

149 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:25:14pm

re: #139 Gus 802

FNC doesn't even try to hide it any more.

150 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:25:34pm

Andrew Sullivan comment:

8.30 pm. Wow. This T-Paw-Bachmann brawl is awesome. Essentially, Pawlenty is calling her useless; she's calling him Obama-lite. I'll tell what I find great: the inclusion of a woman candidate without the slightest deference, condescension, or squeamishness. Bachmann has already proved she's better than Palin, and T-Paw looks like a hairball a cat just coughed up.

151 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:25:36pm

Jobs magically appear when you lower taxes. That's been the plan the whole time.

152 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:25:47pm

Fox News commentators bemoaning the lack of civil discourse.
/irony

153 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:26:04pm

re: #139 Gus 802

Looks like a sales job to me. A Republican infomercial.

Except the've been pretty harsh with the candidates so far. Not a love affair.

154 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:26:10pm

Oh goody. Immigration coming up next. Cover your pets' ears, becuase the dogwhistles are gonna be fast and furious.

Oh, and ExxonMobil as a sponsor? Yeah, why am I not surprised at that?

155 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:26:19pm

re: #151 3eff Jeff

Step one, lower taxes, step two, lower wages.

156 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:26:25pm

I wonder if any of the candidates will point out that Michele can't even get a single resolution or bill passed. And yay All Along the Watchtower just came on my ITunes.

157 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:26:28pm

The Fox News live feed I posted has their pin-headed talking heads filling up airtime during the commercials.

158 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:26:39pm

re: #154 RadicalModerate

Oh goody. Immigration coming up next. Cover your pets' ears, becuase the dogwhistles are gonna be fast and furious.

Oh, and ExxonMobil as a sponsor? Yeah, why am I not surprised at that?

Not even trying to hide it anymore I guess.

159 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:26:47pm

Iowa is a corny state.

160 Atlas Fails  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:26:51pm

I love that stupid Huckabee commercial. Un-democratic process? Um, no Mike, elected legislators debating and passing laws is the essence of democracy. Bonus points for the cheesy NFL films background music.

161 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:01pm

re: #157 Charles

The Fox News live feed I posted has their pin-headed talking heads filling up airtime during the commercials.

Bonus!

162 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:01pm

(It's not on TV.)

163 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:01pm

I'm waiting for the "Corporations are people" speech. Come on, Mitt. Ya know ya want to.

164 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:04pm

re: #157 Charles

The Fox News live feed I posted has their pin-headed talking heads filling up airtime during the commercials.

Which is why I'm glad I just have it on the tv...

165 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:14pm

re: #144 darthstar

Good debates have live audiences. Good Democratic debates have well behaved audiences.

Maybe but they suck at funerals
/

166 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:19pm

re: #157 Charles

And without that, I would have never known that mentioning someone's migraines was sexist.

167 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:19pm

re: #155 jaunte

Step one, lower taxes, step two, lower wages.

More money to pay wages, so more money for new jobs raises for executives.

168 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:32pm

re: #145 recusancy

Who cares? It's not a game.

Its a political game for sure. If your not interested I'm not sure why you are watching.

What level of political analysis do you subscribe to?

169 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:50pm

Tax cuts for the rich equals tax cuts for the rich. They don't make jobs. Small business tax cuts can make jobs. Or additional deductions for creating new jobs can "make jobs". Tax cuts for the rich mostly goes to financial investments and/or luxury items. Most luxury items are produced in Europe such as luxury cars, watches, wines, etc.

170 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:27:59pm

re: #162 Charles

(It's not on TV.)

It's on Fox News channel

171 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:00pm

Shit, Chris, the candidates are the ones who're supposed to bring out the knives!

172 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:10pm

Newt victim!

173 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:13pm

LOL - Gingrich calls out moderator.

174 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:13pm

Woah... Newt! Smash!

175 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:13pm

Gingrich calls out Wallace on his 'gotcha' questions.

176 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:18pm

OOOO, Newt and the Ronald word again.

177 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:19pm

re: #168 Alexzander

Its a political game for sure. If your not interested I'm not sure why you are watching.

What level of political analysis do you subscribe to?

I'm interested but I'm not interested in "who won" or if someone hit a home run or scored or whatever.

178 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:27pm

re: #170 darthstar

It's on Fox News channel

I think he meant the talking heads aren't on the tv.

179 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:27pm

Gotcha kwestions stink!

180 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:29pm

So Newt, the fact that your campaign is already a million in debt is a "gotcha" question?

181 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:32pm

gingrich told wallace to put aside gotcha questions. and then answered "reagan"..

182 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:43pm

re: #155 jaunte

Step one, lower taxes, step two, lower wages.

Step three, reintroduce child labor.

//

183 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:54pm

Newt: All ideas, no staff

184 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:28:57pm

Oh man things are getting feisty!

185 Atlas Fails  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:12pm

Newt is really pouring it on thick. Raygun, gotcha questions, Obamacare, and Mickey Mouse games all in one rant!

186 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:20pm

Newt and 'Mickey Mouse' games.

187 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:20pm

Oooo a blow the mid-section!

188 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:20pm

re: #183 Killgore Trout

Newt: All ideas, no staff

Nahh, he doesn't have any ideas either.

189 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:20pm

re: #169 Gus 802

Tax cuts for the rich equals tax cuts for the rich. They don't make jobs. Small business tax cuts can make jobs. Or additional deductions for creating new jobs can "make jobs". Tax cuts for the rich mostly goes to financial investments and/or luxury items. Most luxury items are produced in Europe such as luxury cars, watches, wines, etc.

Yeah, but those high-price call girls are made right here in the USA!

190 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:20pm

re: #171 JasonA

Shit, Chris, the candidates are the ones who're supposed to bring out the knives!

Did you see the smirk on Wallace's face? Nobody says that to him and gets away with it.

And "mickey mouse games" to close...and no bell.

I guess that means we won't get any more questions asked to Gingrich.

191 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:22pm

ouch, this is ugly

192 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:38pm

Basic ideas Yay!

193 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:38pm

NEWT: Quick talking about my campaign troubles!

194 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:42pm

Has Gingrich been disempowered by the media?

195 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:47pm

You know, Newt does have a point. the Mod is pissed and SNARKY now

196 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:52pm

Whiny babies with their "gotcha question" dodge.

No, they are questions, you runners for President of the United States are required to answer. Show your stuff/weak sauce!

197 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:52pm

Did Newt really just say he wants to get rid of Sarbanes-Oxley? This is just insane

198 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:29:53pm

re: #193 3eff Jeff

NEWT: Quick talking about my campaign troubles!

PIMF: QUIT.

199 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:30:14pm

Is Chris Wallace leaving Fox?

200 elizajane  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:30:28pm

Bi-partisan meeting of minds: the twitterers over at FrumForum are also playing the Saint Ronald drinking game!

201 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:30:52pm

Newt's a coward. He goes on TV and calls the president anti American but you're not allowed to ask him tough questions. Go sleep with someone else's wife, Newt. You know you wanna. And yes I know that was a cheap shot but Newt's a sleazy dick.

202 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:31:01pm

Newt, you can go home now. Take Santorum with ya'.

203 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:31:10pm

Huntsman: fucked for being reasonable, pretending to be a wingnut

204 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:31:38pm

re: #177 recusancy

I'm interested but I'm not interested in "who won" or if someone hit a home run or scored or whatever.

Well for the record, I do think that most of this political area as seen in the GOP debate is some kind of theatrical soap opera, which game-like dimensions. For me its all shits and giggles but when I'm seriously considering political issues it has little to do with these faces of American corruption.

205 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:05pm

Herman. That's exactly what you said.

206 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:09pm

Reagan.

207 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:15pm

So far, it seems the crowd likes "The Joker" the most so far.

Was that sexist?

208 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:46pm

Poor Cain... "I'm so misunderstood."

209 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:46pm

I apologize if you misunderstood and were somehow offended.

210 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:47pm

cain played the sharia card.

211 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:47pm

Is Sister Sarah sitting in her bus filming her react?

Probably.

212 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:56pm

Herman Cain: I've been taking night classes...

213 Atlas Fails  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:58pm

Cain, unsurprisingly, is the first to mention Sharia.

214 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:32:58pm

So far we have applause from the Iowa crowd for:

Light bulb freedom
No Sharia law
tsk-ing of Chris Wallace for a "gotcha" question

215 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:07pm

Santorum and Paul seem to be ignored the most so far.

216 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:07pm

And Herman Cain lies to cover his nationalist statements regarding Muslims.

217 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:07pm

re: #205 JasonA

Herman. That's exactly what you said.

Is Herman getting upset that his anti religious freedom beliefs are being brought up?

218 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:08pm

re: #207 Slumbering Behemoth

So far, it seems the crowd likes "The Joker" the most so far.

Was that sexist?

Nope. That was accurate.

219 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:08pm

Who's the guy with the plastic hair?

220 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:15pm

Cain wins for timing his responses correctly

221 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:24pm

i'm learning a lot tonight about how not to answer questions

222 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:43pm

Why does Huntsman look like he is about to cry?

223 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:53pm

Reagan.

224 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:33:59pm

re: #217 HappyWarrior

Is Herman getting upset that his anti religious freedom beliefs are being brought up?

The bullies usually are the most sensitive among us.

225 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:34:03pm

re: #197 mr.fusion

Did Newt really just say he wants to get rid of Sarbanes-Oxley? This is just insane

Sarbanes Oxley is an odd mix of good and bad, it needs to be tweaked and streamlined, and I can see how wanting to toss out the baby with the bathwater could seem like a good idea.

226 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:34:11pm

re: #219 marjoriemoon

Who's the guy with the plastic hair?

Bachmann.

227 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:34:24pm

re: #217 HappyWarrior

Is Herman getting upset that his anti religious freedom beliefs are being brought up?

if you bring it up, it's a gotcha question.

228 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:34:26pm

re: #221 engineer dog

i'm learning a lot tonight about how not to answer questions

Use it in your next interview. They are making America better!

229 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:34:29pm

re: #224 JasonA

The bullies usually are the most sensitive among us.

True.

230 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:34:41pm

re: #226 Alexzander

Bachmann.

I thought that was The Joker?

231 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:34:50pm

re: #226 Alexzander

Ouch! Sexist!
/

232 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:34:56pm

re: #226 Alexzander

Bachmann.

hehehe. The gal's got a bronzie tan, don't she?

233 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:34:57pm

re: #222 Alexzander

Why does Huntsman look like he is about to cry?

If you were somewhat sane and a Republican, wouldn't you cry if you were surrounded by that bunch?

234 Atlas Fails  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:35:05pm

"Are you proposing citizenship for illegals?"

Huntsman-"I'm pro-life and pro-gun!"

Poor guy. I could live with him as POTUS. Too bad the baggers can't and he's been reduced to this pathetic state.

235 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:35:08pm

Michele Bachmann needs more black lights and dry ice "smoke".

236 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:35:09pm

We want Braaiiiins!

237 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:35:16pm

The foreign PhDs can pick the tomatoes.

238 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:35:35pm

re: #233 talon_262

If you were somewhat sane and a Republican, wouldn't you cry if you were surrounded by that bunch?

And zero in the polls. Yes, crying is pretty mu ch the default

239 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:35:40pm

Did Fox just put up a graphic pointing out that Mitch is Mormon?

240 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:35:48pm

Drink if someone says fence.

241 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:36:01pm

Romney hates fruit and vegetables.

242 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:36:03pm

re: #195 bloodstar

You know, Newt does have a point. the Mod is pissed and SNARKY now

Chris Wallace is a petulant turd.

243 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:36:08pm

Fence.

244 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:36:08pm

re: #231 Slumbering Behemoth

Ouch! Sexist!
/

Americas got to learn how to take a joke!

245 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:36:11pm

But the moat idea was brilliant.

246 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:36:12pm

We can take a joke, Cain. We're listening to you.

247 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:36:27pm

Herman. If I couldn't take a joke I wouldn't be watching this right now.

248 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:36:49pm

"America need to learn to take a joke"
Agreed
You can tell a joke or be the joke. Only two choices

249 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:36:53pm

re: #246 marjoriemoon

We can take a joke, Cain. We're listening to you.

He's from your neck, right?

250 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:37:02pm

re: #240 HappyWarrior

Drink if someone says fence.

I just got alcohol poisoning listening to one minute of Cain.

251 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:37:24pm

re: #249 Stanley Sea

He's from your neck, right?

Naw, that's Allen West.

252 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:37:26pm

re: #248 Killgore Trout

"America need to learn to take a joke"
Agreed
You can tell a joke or be the joke. Only two choices

The skilled among us have mastered both at the same time.

253 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:37:30pm

What's he claiming was a joke? His candidacy is a good one. It's not my favorite one tho.

254 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:37:48pm

re: #253 HappyWarrior

What's he claiming was a joke? His candidacy is a good one. It's not my favorite one tho.

The electric fence.

255 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:37:58pm

re: #248 Killgore Trout

"America need to learn to take a joke"
Agreed
You can tell a joke or be the joke. Only two choices

If my whole life is a joke, am I not also essentially telling a good joke?

256 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:37:59pm

re: #251 marjoriemoon

Naw, that's Allen West.

Cain is from Georgia if I am not mistaken.

257 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:38:03pm

re: #249 Stanley Sea

He's from your neck, right?

But I did notice a nasty pimple back there so....

258 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:38:11pm

re: #250 Alexzander

I just got alcohol poisoning listening to one minute of Cain.

My food is on the grill, HURRY UP or I'm gonna die from reading a live blog!

259 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:38:12pm

Sad Newt wants to repopulate the borderlands.

260 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:38:22pm

re: #254 JasonA

The electric fence.

And I just got bad memories of having to learn that dance in elementary school gym class, thanks dude! :)

261 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:38:24pm

Border fence. Reagan. God. Jesus. Gay marriage. Abortion. Tax cuts. God. Reagan. Jesus. Immigration reform. God. Reagan. Our fighting men in uniform. Obama. The Democrats. God. Jesus. Founding fathers. God. Fence. Jesus. Thank you.

262 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:38:25pm

re: #251 marjoriemoon

Naw, that's Allen West.

oops

263 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:38:27pm

Newt wants English as the official language of govt. I thought it was.

264 Nemesis6  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:01pm

Ooh, Crazy Ron is on!

265 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:09pm

re: #263 wee fury

Newt wants English as the official language of govt. I thought it was.

Actually, it is not. The United States does not have an official government language, and many forms in local areas are reproduced in English and in Spanish (or whatever the dominant minority language is).

266 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:09pm

re: #263 wee fury

Newt wants English as the official language of govt. I thought it was.

I don't think it is officially but for all cases and purposes it is. Newt es muy stupido.

267 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:09pm

LOL

Ron Paul: It's not a business' fault if they're hiring illegals!

See also: men can't help it if she dresses like a slut!

268 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:13pm

re: #254 JasonA

The electric fence.

Don't whiz on it.

269 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:22pm

Ron Paul thinks that only employers should have amnesty in hiring illegal immigrants.

270 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:32pm

re: #262 Stanley Sea

oops

He lives in Debbie Wasserman-Schultz's district LOL How's that for irony!

271 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:41pm

Ron Paul and his borders.

272 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:46pm

re: #269 RadicalModerate

Ron Paul thinks that only employers should have amnesty in hiring illegal immigrants.

Yeah, he's a total fucking shitstain to me.

273 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:39:59pm

re: #263 wee fury

Newt wants English as the official language of govt. I thought it was.

No. No national language.

274 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:40:06pm

Why do we pay more attention to the southern boarder than the northern?

275 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:40:06pm

Gold. Blowback. Audit the Fed. Gold. God. Abortion. Blowback. Pot. Bongs. Doobies. Gold standard.

276 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:40:16pm

re: #263 wee fury

Newt wants English as the official language of govt. I thought it was.

That's code for, "You can't print any materials in multi-languages." Like Spanish, French, Creole, etc.

277 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:40:20pm

re: #263 wee fury

Newt wants English as the official language of govt. I thought it was.

Around here, Spanish, Chinese and more than a couple other SE Asian languages are available. I'm pretty sure you can request that a department find a translator for just about anything if the standard ones aren't enough.

I don't have a problem with this. Anything else would make California even more ungovernable.

278 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:40:45pm

re: #274 Killgore Trout

Why do we pay more attention to the southern boarder than the northern?

Depends on if the boarder pays the rent on time.

//

279 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:40:55pm

Thanks, all re: official language of the Govt. I learn something new every day.

280 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:41:03pm

re: #261 Gus 802

Border fence. Reagan. God. Jesus. Gay marriage. Abortion. Tax cuts. God. Reagan. Jesus. Immigration reform. God. Reagan. Our fighting men in uniform. Obama. The Democrats. God. Jesus. Founding fathers. God. Fence. Jesus. Thank you.

YES YES YES!

281 Obdicut  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:41:14pm

re: #263 wee fury

Newt wants English as the official language of govt. I thought it was.

We have no official language. It's the official language in some states. So are other languages, like Hawaiian. I don't think we want to tell the Hawaiians their language, on the island where Hawaiian has been spoken for centuries, that it isn't official. Nor do I think we should tell people living on estates where Spanish has never stopped being spoken that it's suddenly not an official language.

282 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:41:24pm

re: #274 Killgore Trout

Why do we pay more attention to the southern boarder than the northern?

Canada is paying Mexico to act as a diversion while we prepare to annex the blue states.

283 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:41:50pm

No! Death before taxes!

284 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:03pm

re: #279 wee fury

Thanks, all re: official language of the Govt. I learn something new every day.

The United States is also the only country in the world without an official language. There are some countries that have two. I do not know if there are any that have more.

285 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:16pm

It does help when the opposition isn't bat shit crazy... Right Romney? It worked for you, too bad the Republicans are bat shit crazy.

286 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:17pm

Wait so they allow candidates to openly lie and then just move on to the next guy? Romney did too raise taxes.

287 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:19pm

re: #282 b_sharp

Canada is paying Mexico to act as a diversion while we prepare to annex the blue states.

You, you magnificent bastards. Though if you could make Virginia more socially liberal by all means.

288 elizajane  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:27pm

re: #284 thedopefishlives

The United States is also the only country in the world without an official language. There are some countries that have two. I do not know if there are any that have more.

Switzerland.

289 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:29pm

Wasn't the fact that you got the higher credit rating in MA due to your raising taxes?
And nice job trying to push the Tea Party thugs' hostage-taking on Obama.

290 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:37pm

re: #272 JasonA

Yeah, he's a total fucking shitstain to me.

Ah, neighbor down the street: Red white & blue all over his house with 4 Ron Paul signs. A BELIEVER. Although I'm sure it's the stance on pot.

291 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:48pm

read my lips "no new taxes"

292 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:57pm

Pawlenty doesn't want President Obama to have a vacation.

293 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:42:57pm

re: #282 b_sharp

Canada is paying Mexico to act as a diversion while we prepare to annex the blue states.

Now you went and gave away all the secrets.

The men in black suits will be arriving shortly.

294 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:43:30pm

Go get him, Bachmann!!

295 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:43:40pm

re: #292 wee fury

Pawlenty doesn't want President Obama to have a vacation.

Wonder what he thought of Bush's ranch.

296 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:43:41pm

re: #288 elizajane

Switzerland.

Canada has two. Doesn't Switzerland have three?

297 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:43:51pm

"You can't get life wrong."

Please tell my mother that...

298 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:44:08pm

re: #291 zora

read my lips "no new taxes"

Because that went over so well last time.

299 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:44:21pm

re: #289 RadicalModerate

Wasn't the fact that you got the higher credit rating in MA due to your raising taxes?
And nice job trying to push the Tea Party thugs' hostage-taking on Obama.

Oh, that was a good find today.

300 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:44:29pm

re: #296 b_sharp

Canada has two. Doesn't Switzerland have three?

I thought Switzerland has four. I'd have to go look though.

301 makeitstop  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:44:29pm

I gave up on watching. I'm depending on you, Lizards.

302 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:44:50pm

re: #296 b_sharp

Canada has two. Doesn't Switzerland have three?

Yeah: Italian, French, and German I believe.

303 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:45:01pm

Bachmann pitches the pro-ideologue position.

304 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:45:07pm

re: #301 makeitstop

I gave up on watching. I'm depending on you, Lizards.

Let's hope we make it out alive.

305 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:45:07pm

re: #300 3eff Jeff

I thought Switzerland has four. I'd have to go look though.

You are correct, there are four. German, French, Italian, and Romansh.

306 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:45:16pm

Bachmann says that she will stand on her convictions. And, by golly, she will stand!

307 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:45:31pm

re: #290 Stanley Sea

Ah, neighbor down the street: Red white & blue all over his house with 4 Ron Paul signs. A BELIEVER. Although I'm sure it's the stance on pot.

Ron Paul: legalized pot, no abortions, no public schools, no EPA...

308 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:45:39pm

re: #284 thedopefishlives

The United States is also the only country in the world without an official language. There are some countries that have two. I do not know if there are any that have more.

The Right thinks it's horrible that we have gov materials (particularly) printed in multiple languages. They call for English Official Language to do away with that. It's a way to screw immigrants. I think every country prints in multiple languages.

309 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:45:51pm

Pawlenty-Bachmann slap fight!

310 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:45:57pm

Oh man the wheels are falling off

311 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:45:57pm

OT
It's raining HARD in Lubbock right now, first time since May 12th for most of the city. Some of the neighbors went outside, as I did, to sit on their porches and watch the strange spectacle. Some of the locals on Facebook and the newspaper message board are praising Jesus, not bothering to ask where He has been in the 91 days since it last rained here. Nobody has proposed that it is God's thanks to Governor Perry for finally answering the call to the White House. Wouldn't surprise me to hear it eventually though.

312 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:46:03pm

Fox is helping Romney by keeping him out of the fray and pitting TPaw and Michelle against eachother.

313 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:46:12pm

Poor Rick. He hasn't had any time to get his hate on.

314 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:46:15pm

Jesus fucking christ. Official language is being discussed?

Panderers. gah

315 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:46:28pm

Santorum - Irrelevant.

316 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:46:45pm

re: #309 Charles

Pawlenty-Bachmann slap fight!

That's gonna backfire on him. The audience adores her.

317 Obdicut  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:46:50pm

re: #314 Stanley Sea

Flag pins were considered a serious matter to ask the candidates about. That was a low point.

318 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:47:01pm

re: #314 Stanley Sea

Jesus fucking christ. Official language is being discussed?

Panderers. gah


All Newt's fault.

319 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:47:03pm

re: #307 Gus 802

Ron Paul: legalized pot, no abortions, no public schools, no EPA...

They don't give a shit. It's all about the FREE POT TO ALL AMERICANS!

320 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:47:13pm

re: #309 Charles

Pawlenty-Bachmann slap fight!

OH SNAP!

321 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:47:31pm

re: #315 bloodstar

Santorum - Irrelevant.

Also hard to get out of the sheets.

322 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:47:55pm

-Ship rhymin'

323 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:48:15pm

Laying out the facts. In Iowa.

324 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:48:19pm

Toilet paper; what is more important, softness or strength?

325 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:48:20pm

Worst. YouTube Video. Ever.
/

326 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:48:32pm

Unanimous!!

327 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:48:33pm

re: #319 Stanley Sea

They don't give a shit. It's all about the FREE POT TO ALL AMERICANS!

Go figger. The one guy who wants to legalize/decriminalize is a loony. It's so sad.

328 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:48:46pm

re: #324 b_sharp

Toilet paper; what is more important, softness or strength?

329 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:49:09pm

Gingrich doing good here. Looking very relaxed and confident.

330 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:49:13pm

Newt said 'dumb'. And, is stridently vocalizing.

331 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:49:21pm

re: #308 marjoriemoon

The Right thinks it's horrible that we have gov materials (particularly) printed in multiple languages. They call for English Official Language to do away with that. It's a way to screw immigrants. I think every country prints in multiple languages.

Most of the European countries I traveled to have loads of stuff in English. No reason at all we can't do the same courtesy. People aren't going to learn English over night and hell one of my great grandparents never learned. I am very empathetic to people learning a new language due to my troubles in Spanish in both high school and college.

332 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:49:30pm

And every person on stage outside of Huntsman just stated they would let the US go into default if they didn't get their way.

Fucking nut cases.

333 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:49:35pm

Newt, "I'm fucked anyway, so I'm just saying whatever I want anyway."

334 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:49:35pm

these guys are assholes. everyone of them. they will not raise taxes on the rich, no matter what. no compromise, ever.

335 Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:49:42pm

I think I've given up on this, I'm off to watch the end of Project Runway.

336 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:49:43pm

Newt said dumb again.

337 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:00pm

re: #332 RadicalModerate

And every person on stage outside of Huntsman just stated they would let the US go into default if they didn't get their way.

Fucking nut cases.

Including the so-called moderate, Romney.

338 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:04pm

re: #335 bloodstar

I think I've given up on this, I'm off to watch the end of Project Runway.

At least with that show you might learn something useful.

339 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:04pm

re: #333 marjoriemoon

Newt, "I'm fucked anyway, so I'm just saying whatever I want anyway."

That's funny.

340 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:09pm

WTF with all the focus on Pawlenty.

341 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:10pm

I think Newt's right about the supercommittee.

342 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:13pm

re: #335 bloodstar

I think I've given up on this, I'm off to watch the end of Project Runway.

New season??

343 makeitstop  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:14pm

re: #330 wee fury

Newt said 'dumb'. And, is stridently vocalizing.

He's probably trying to sound more like a president than everybody else.

He's such a joke.

344 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:19pm

Wallace going for blood again...what a fucktard.

345 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:21pm

OBAMNEYCARE!

346 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:29pm

re: #332 RadicalModerate

And every person on stage outside of Huntsman just stated they would let the US go into default if they didn't get their way.

Fucking nut cases.

Not surprised. Poor Huntsman. He's the only truly reasonable adult up there and he's going to go nowhere unless he starts pandering like crazy.

347 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:41pm

It's Newt's last stand.

348 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:41pm

gingrich:

everything will be great if we simply order the congress to implement the tea party agenda

problem solved!

349 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:50:59pm

re: #347 Charles

It's Newt's last stand.

Newt Gingrich, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

350 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:51:12pm

re: #348 engineer dog

gingrich:

everything will be great if we simply order the congress to implement the tea party agenda

problem solved!

Yeah because Tea Partiers are the only real Americans eh Newt?

351 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:51:24pm

re: #342 marjoriemoon

New season??

Good question. WHAT AM I MISSING RIGHT NOW?

352 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:51:32pm

Can you imagine what Xmas is like in the Wallace house? "I know son, you wanted a bike, but your sister got one instead. Does that make you want to take back your calling her 'spoiled' last summer?"

353 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:51:33pm

Oh, oh -- will there be a fight between Pawlenty and Romney.

354 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:51:35pm

Tea Party - what a joke. I miss the Tea Baggers.

355 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:51:39pm

Newt should have worn all black.

356 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:52:10pm

re: #355 Gus 802

Newt should have worn all black.

And a black cowboy hat.

357 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:52:13pm

Tenther bone!

358 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:52:36pm

And, Black is slimming.

359 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:52:40pm

re: #349 thedopefishlives

Newt Gingrich, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.

lol Ok, I'm rootin for ole' Newt!!

360 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:52:50pm

re: #355 Gus 802

Newt should have worn all black.

At this point I was half expecting him to come out in sweatpants and an undershirt

361 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:52:51pm

he will grant a waiver for obamacare. but romneycare is great.

362 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:52:54pm

re: #351 Stanley Sea

Good question. WHAT AM I MISSING RIGHT NOW?

I KNOW!

363 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:53:02pm

re: #356 b_sharp

And a black cowboy hat.

Yeah. A white sheet and hood would have been too obvious.

364 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:53:04pm

re: #357 jaunte

Tenther bone!

Didn't many of these same clowns sign a pledge vowing to ban gay marriage everywhere if elected. Hmmmm. I guess the 10th amendment is different if you're gay.

365 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:53:31pm

Romney's fucked if this is his best answer on the mandate issue.

366 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:53:50pm

re: #363 RadicalModerate

Yeah. A white sheet and hood would have been too obvious.

I always pictured him in a brown shirt.

//

367 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:54:09pm

'Personal responsibility'- drink!

368 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:54:23pm

re: #366 Gus 802

I always pictured him in a brown shirt.

//

And jack boots?

369 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:54:45pm

They get to racoons and burying beetles yet?

//

370 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:55:20pm

re: #365 recusancy

Romney's fucked if this is his best answer on the mandate issue.

Shortened to its basic truth.

371 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:55:42pm

repealing Obamacare gets weak applause.

372 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:56:17pm

re: #311 Shiplord Kirel

OT
It's raining HARD in Lubbock right now, first time since May 12th for most of the city. Some of the neighbors went outside, as I did, to sit on their porches and watch the strange spectacle. Some of the locals on Facebook and the newspaper message board are praising Jesus, not bothering to ask where He has been in the 91 days since it last rained here. Nobody has proposed that it is God's thanks to Governor Perry for finally answering the call to the White House. Wouldn't surprise me to hear it eventually though.

Lucky bastard.

373 mr.fusion  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:56:33pm

re: #371 Killgore Trout

repealing Obamacare gets weak applause.

Yea........when she said they need to elect 13 GOP Senators she accidentally interjected a hint of reality

374 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:56:47pm

re: #371 Killgore Trout

I was kinda surprised by that. I think Mrs. Bachmann was as well.

375 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:57:05pm

LUAP NOR: How dare the feds regulate the medical profession!

376 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:57:16pm

re: #368 b_sharp

And jack boots?

Tonight's debate makes more sense in the original German.

//

377 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:57:26pm

Santorum's ranting incoherently.

378 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:58:11pm

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

379 blueraven  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:58:15pm

So, who's winning?

380 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:58:16pm

re: #377 darthstar

Santorum's ranting incoherently.

Actually he's being consistent. Romney's weaselness is getting almost to much to bear. He has to know what he's saying is full of shit.

381 freetoken  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:58:23pm

Santorum: GOD RULZ!!

382 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:58:26pm

"When we come back, we're going to take a short break." The Fox news guys can't even form simple sentences.

383 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:58:52pm

Social issues next.

I gotta get a mop to clean up all the bile that's about to be pouring out.

384 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:58:56pm

Fox commentators shitting on the questions.

385 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:59:05pm

LeBoutillier has mistaken Fox for a news program.

386 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:59:19pm

re: #384 Killgore Trout

Fox commentators shitting on the questions.

It's pretty awesome.

387 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:59:24pm

I wish there were a Bachmann only feed, so I could see how much she fidgets. I don't think she's at all ready to handle winning the nomination.

388 blueraven  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:59:39pm

re: #384 Killgore Trout

Newt thought so!

389 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 6:59:55pm

re: #379 blueraven

So, who's winning?

China.
/Boo!

390 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:00:00pm

Sounds like Romney isn't being true to himself. Faking it and doing a bad job of it to boot. Romney is that RINO governor from Massachusetts that created Romneycare and supported Planned Parenthood.

391 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:01:06pm

re: #383 RadicalModerate

Social issues next.

I gotta get a mop to clean up all the bile that's about to be pouring out.

i guess we'll have to hear again about how liberals believe in irresponsibility and tell people they deserve to live off of the work of others

392 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:01:12pm

Gay marriage. Abortion. God. Christian nation. Judeo-Christian tradition. Children.

Repeat.

393 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:01:18pm

these commenters are giving newt his props. wtf, is wrong with them.

394 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:01:40pm

Michelle Bachmann went MIA?

395 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:01:49pm

The commentary I'm seeing is saying that Newt "flubbed the last couple of months."

No, he flubbed the last couple of marriages.

There's a minimum level of moral fiber to be President. Newt can hold a cabinet position if he's so bright.

396 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:01:49pm

The fuck happened there?

397 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:01:49pm

Bachmann is late. And, a dollar short.

398 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:01:54pm

Who will say "gay agenda" first? Newt? Herman?

399 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:02:02pm

re: #390 Gus 802

Sounds like Romney isn't being true to himself. Faking it and doing a bad job of it to boot. Romney is that RINO governor from Massachusetts that created Romneycare and supported Planned Parenthood.

He's always been fucked with TP and the Evangelicals. A Massachusetts Governor and a pagan = Dead

400 makeitstop  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:02:09pm

re: #378 JasonA

I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.

I bailed a while ago. Reading the comments is better.

401 3eff Jeff  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:02:48pm

re: #400 makeitstop

I bailed a while ago. Reading the comments is better.

My wife turned on The Daily Show. It's much better.

402 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:03:19pm

Sterilization?

403 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:03:27pm

re: #397 wee fury

Bachmann is late. And, a dollar short.

She's pregnant, or was there a pregnant pause?

404 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:03:34pm

Bachmann likes Sarah Palin a lot.

405 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:03:38pm

re: #398 Gus 802

Who will say "gay agenda" first? Newt? Herman?

Santorum (I think it was him) mentioned polygamy. I don't think they're gonna say a damn thing about "gay anything" unless questioned on it.

406 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:03:47pm

re: #398 Gus 802

Who will say "gay agenda" first? Newt? Herman?

My money's on Newt or Santorum. Cain would actually be fairly low on my list since he said he would appoint a gay since he knows a gay's not gonna implement Shariah.

407 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:03:59pm

re: #404 wee fury

Bachmann likes Sarah Palin a lot.

in the shower.

408 Fozzie Bear  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:04:26pm

Ok I just tuned in. Who is doing well, and who is melting down?

409 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:05:02pm

re: #408 Fozzie Bear

Ok I just tuned in. Who is doing well, and who is melting down?

Chris Wallace and Chris Wallace.

410 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:05:18pm

re: #408 Fozzie Bear

Ok I just tuned in. Who is doing well, and who is melting down?

I'm doing well. The candidates are melting down.

411 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:05:24pm

re: #408 Fozzie Bear

Ok I just tuned in. Who is doing well, and who is melting down?

It's an all-skate, at this point.

412 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:05:27pm

re: #407 darthstar

in the shower.

On a Dinah Shore cruise?

//

413 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:05:28pm

re: #409 b_sharp

Chris Wallace and Chris Wallace.

lol agreed

414 Fozzie Bear  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:05:34pm

OMG Pawlenty is making me want to vomit.

415 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:06:01pm

Pawlenty is stumbling.

416 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:06:10pm

I'd do a shot for every policy proposal, but I doubt I'd get a buzz on.

417 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:06:35pm

Why are the questions so long?

418 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:06:54pm

re: #416 Stanley Sea

I'd do a shot for every policy proposal, but I doubt I'd get a buzz on.

Isn't blaming Obama a proposal?

419 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:07:14pm

Everyone blows.

420 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:07:16pm

re: #417 wee fury

Why are the questions so long?

To keep the answers short.

421 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:07:22pm

re: #409 b_sharp

Chris Wallace and Chris Wallace.

Quoted for truth...that bastard's poor father(who was a respectable reporter) probably wishes he was rolling in his grave and not watching this shit live.

422 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:07:50pm

re: #417 wee fury

Why are the questions so long?

It's all about the moderators.

423 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:08:20pm

Jesus. Everything's a gotcha question.

424 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:08:22pm

Newt is claiming 'gottcha question' again.

425 blueraven  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:08:34pm

Gotcha questions!

426 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:08:40pm

The phrase "Gotcha Question" needs a moratorium.

427 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:08:54pm

Newt is screeching.

428 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:09:00pm

Gingrich used the same phrase - 'gotcha question' - twice in the same debate...sure, he's got a point, but you can't repeat yourself when attacking Fox for being shit-for-brains in the same hour.

429 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:09:15pm

re: #428 darthstar

Obama is at fault.

430 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:09:21pm

Well this is a an unseemly debate Newt...

431 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:09:27pm

gingrich is toast.

432 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:09:32pm

re: #423 JasonA

Jesus. Everything's a gotcha question.

Well, it is Fox.

433 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:09:46pm

I think they should ask Newt some basic astronomy and geography questions.

434 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:10:02pm

Gotcha Question: A difficult question that the candidate won't answer. Pioneered by Sarah Palin in 2008.

435 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:10:05pm

re: #431 zora

gingrich is toast.

Even his wife is quitting now...after she gets all the jewelry out of the safe deposit boxes.

436 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:10:19pm

re: #434 HappyWarrior

Gotcha Question: A difficult question that the candidate won't answer. Pioneered by Sarah Palin in 2008.

What do YOU read?

437 Bubblehead II  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:10:27pm

I am at the second commercial break. Has the debate restarted yet. I seem to be 3-4 minutes behind in my feed.

438 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:10:36pm

re: #428 darthstar

Gingrich used the same phrase - 'gotcha question' - twice in the same debate...sure, he's got a point, but you can't repeat yourself when attacking Fox for being shit-for-brains in the same hour.

No, it's great. He's doing a good job of pretending the GOP doesn't work for FNC. I'm almost falling for it. Almost.

439 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:11:08pm

re: #436 darthstar

What do YOU read?

Stop asking me gotcha questions, Katie Couric *wink*

440 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:11:10pm

Go after Pawlenty, Chris!

441 makeitstop  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:11:10pm

Newt's complaining about the moderators?

That won't make him many friends at Fox.

442 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:11:19pm

re: #428 darthstar

Gingrich used the same phrase - 'gotcha question' - twice in the same debate...sure, he's got a point, but you can't repeat yourself when attacking Fox for being shit-for-brains in the same hour.

No, Newt, this is a gotcha question:

"Do you still beat all your wives?"

443 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:11:25pm

Enough with Pawlenty!

444 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:12:14pm

Invade Syria!

445 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:12:20pm

Nah this is a real gotcha question for Newt:
"Newt, you've cheated on two of your wives when they were ill, do you plan to do the same when your current wife gets sick?" That's a gotcha.

446 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:12:22pm

Wake up, it's the Pawlenty show.

447 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:12:51pm

Assassinations of scientists = "good work"?

448 blueraven  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:12:51pm

Pawlenty is the biggest suck up on the stage.

449 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:12:58pm

re: #442 austin_blue

No, Newt, this is a gotcha question:

"Do you still beat all your wives?"

Isn't that two gotcha questions?

450 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:13:27pm

Paul was drafted.

451 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:13:34pm

re: #447 RadicalModerate

Assassinations of scientists = "good work"?

What?

452 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:13:39pm

pawlenty says obama sticks his finger in israel's eye.

453 freetoken  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:13:48pm
454 Bubblehead II  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:14:00pm

Debate now resarting for me and I appear to still be behind. Damn!

455 austin_blue  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:14:31pm

re: #449 b_sharp

Isn't that two gotcha questions?

You want to take full advantage when you have a really *large* target.

456 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:14:34pm

Damn bell...dogs are barking again.

457 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:14:45pm

re: #452 zora

pawlenty says obama sticks his finger in israel's eye.

Ooh Israel ass kissing. Spoken from a man who's never had to deal with foreign policy.

458 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:14:51pm

Nooks 4 Mulahs!
/Ron Paul

459 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:14:53pm

Ron Paul is . . .

460 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:14:54pm

Ron Paul: Let Iran build their nuclear weapons!

461 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:14:59pm

I'm watching the debate but I have the sound turned off.

462 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:15:27pm

The GOP has been assimilated by the Ron Paul Tea Party.

463 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:15:40pm

We are listening to a history lesson.

464 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:15:43pm

Cubans are one of the few groups that vote Republican as a bloc. And Ron Paul alienates them. Good grief.

465 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:15:51pm

Incoherent heckling from the audience.

466 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:17pm

re: #460 RadicalModerate

Ron Paul: Let Iran build their nuclear weapons!

OK, Ron Paul wins the "Who Blew The Most" Award

467 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:18pm

But, fake history, says Ron Paul.

468 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:18pm

Poor Santorum...nobody likes ass-foam.

469 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:27pm

OMG, who is more of an idiot? Paul or the audience?

470 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:28pm

re: #465 jaunte

Incoherent heckling from the audience.

to what?

471 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:30pm

Hooray for isolation!

472 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:34pm

santorum is sputtering incoherently.

473 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:39pm

re: #465 jaunte

Incoherent heckling from the audience.

No, thats the candidates.
/

474 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:56pm

re: #469 marjoriemoon

OMG, who is more of an idiot? Paul or the audience?

I said it once, and I'll say it again -- Iowa is corny.

475 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:16:58pm

re: #470 Stanley Sea

Hard to know for sure, but maybe a Paulian yelling at Santorum.

476 blueraven  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:17:25pm

Cain doesn't have a clue on foreign policy.

477 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:17:30pm

re: #474 wee fury

I said it once, and I'll say it again -- Iowa is corny.

Booo.

478 freetoken  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:17:42pm

Herman Cain fails at economics.

He is wearing, however, the best tie of the bunch.

479 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:17:43pm

re: #377 darthstar

Santorum's ranting incoherently.

re: #472 zora

santorum is sputtering incoherently.

Yep...I said it earlier...poor bastard's so desperate for attention he can't help himself.

480 b_sharp  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:17:50pm

re: #476 blueraven

Cain doesn't have a clue on foreign policy.

But can he see Russia?

481 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:17:57pm

Do you know what I'm doing now? Making smore marshmallows. Dip marshmallow in chocolate and then in crumbs.

482 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:18:06pm

re: #475 jaunte

Hard to know for sure, but maybe a Paulian yelling at Santorum.

Sounded like it.

But Paul is right about Iran's longer history. Its totally ignorant to begin the narrative in 1979.

483 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:18:12pm

re: #471 jaunte

Hooray for isolation!

Because they wouldn't even THINK about attacking a major economic center... in say... NY??

484 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:18:20pm

Corn-hole!
(it's an Iowa thing)

485 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:18:24pm

Pawlenty just advocated the assassination of Iranian scientists. I am not necessarily opposed to such a policy but it is foolish in the extreme for a national politician to blandly say so in public. Is it hypocrisy to maintain plausible deniability? Perhaps, but 5000 years of human diplomacy have shown that it is the best option in these matters.
Paul is a lunatic for advocating Iran's nuclear position, and his position is identical to that of the mullahs. The Soviet Union was NOT a greater threat than the mullahs because we had good reason to believe its leaders were rational.
Paul is lying about the installation of the Shah in 1953, who had been on the throne since 1941 when he replaced his father at the behest of the British and Soviets.

486 Alexzander  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:19:10pm

re: #481 EmmmieG

Do you know what I'm doing now? Making smore marshmallows. Dip marshmallow in chocolate and then in crumbs.

Wow that sounds wonderful right now.

487 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:19:13pm

re: #478 freetoken

Herman Cain fails at economics.

He is wearing, however, the best tie of the bunch.

Tim Gunn will be proud.

488 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:19:13pm

re: #481 EmmmieG

Do you know what I'm doing now? Making smore marshmallows. Dip marshmallow in chocolate and then in crumbs.

Please stop. I'm drooling all over the place and scaring the cats.

489 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:19:28pm

Bachmann credits Guantanamo interrogations for finding bin Laden.

490 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:19:42pm

re: #479 darthstar

re: #472 zora

Yep...I said it earlier...poor bastard's so desperate for attention he can't help himself.

He'll never beat this

491 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:19:52pm

Oh dear God. Bachmann has secret information.

RUN!! NOW!!!

492 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:20:00pm

I like Ron Paul...I don't want him to be President, but I like him.

493 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:20:15pm

Ross Perot echo.

494 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:20:33pm

re: #490 Stanley Sea

He'll never beat this

Yep...the kids will be crying.

495 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:20:37pm

re: #485 Shiplord Kirel

Pawlenty just advocated the assassination of Iranian scientists. I am not necessarily opposed to such a policy but it is foolish in the extreme for a national politician to blandly say so in public. Is it hypocrisy to maintain plausible deniability? Perhaps, but 5000 years of human diplomacy have shown that it is the best option in these matters.
Paul is a lunatic for advocating Iran's nuclear position, and his position is identical to that of the mullahs. The Soviet Union was NOT a greater threat than the mullahs because we had good reason to believe its leaders were rational.
Paul is lying about the installation of the Shah in 1953, who had been on the throne since 1941 when he replaced his father at the behest of the British and Soviets.

What did Paul say about the Shah that we installed him in '53? And totally ignored that he was put in 1941?

496 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:20:51pm

michelle knows that all terrorists have the word "terrorist" tattooed across their foreheads, so there's no need for a trial

497 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:21:04pm

Finally, Santorum.

498 darthstar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:21:13pm

Santorum's a mushroom smoker? Cool. Most people think you have to eat mushrooms to trip...smoking them works just fine - it's less of a trip, but it works.

499 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:21:16pm

I am delighted, inspired in fact, to hear that Bachmann has decided not to reveal classified information.

500 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:21:28pm

What? The Iranian people were free under the Shah? What in the fuck are YOU smoking?:

501 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:21:35pm

head assplode. santorum is sticking up for gays and women????

502 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:21:52pm

re: #492 darthstar

I like Ron Paul...I don't want him to be President, but I like him.

His isolation policy is lubricious fantasy. If he could turn the clock back to white America in 1950, he'd do it in a heartbeat.

503 sod  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:21:58pm

I didn't know Seinfeld was running.

504 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:22:13pm

Santorum said "gays". Just not the way I figured he would.

My irony meter just told me "Fuck off, I quit" and jumped out of the window.

505 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:22:17pm

re: #500 RadicalModerate

What? The Iranian people were free under the Shah? What in the fuck are YOU smoking?:

Who's the dumbass saying that?

506 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:22:17pm

re: #490 Stanley Sea

He'll never beat this

I think she was remembering when her father brought her still born sibling home for them to sing to and pray over.

507 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:22:37pm

re: #505 HappyWarrior

Who's the dumbass saying that?

The frothy mix.

508 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:22:43pm

I like smoked mushrooms with a nice cheese as much as the next person but for actually smoking them that's just stupid.

509 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:22:53pm

Gak. People applauding Paul.

510 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:02pm

re: #502 marjoriemoon

His isolation policy is lubricious fantasy. If he could turn the clock back to white America in 1950 1850, he'd do it in a heartbeat.

FTFY

511 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:02pm

Wait Santorum is criticizing Iran for their policies on gays and women, oh Rick, you aint' fooling anyone.

512 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:02pm

re: #500 RadicalModerate

What? The Iranian people were free under the Shah? What in the fuck are YOU smoking?:

Mushrooms.

513 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:03pm

Did Romney get asked even one foreign policy question?

514 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:04pm

Awesome. Social Issues next.

I wish I had a six pack right now.

515 freetoken  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:06pm

Social Issues.... GOD RULZ!!

516 The Shadow Do  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:07pm

Paul Ron is such a sensible fellow.

517 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:09pm

Paul booed by the audience. A few folks get it.

518 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:15pm

Can't take any more of this crap.

519 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:21pm

re: #434 HappyWarrior

Gotcha Question: A difficult question that the candidate won't answer. Pioneered by Sarah Palin in 2008.

Followed up by folksy "You betcha!"s...

520 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:23:52pm

re: #514 JasonA

Awesome. Social Issues next.

I wish I had a six pack right now.

Just no shots or drinking games.

521 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:24:00pm

The debate has fallen off badly
None of these kids deserve the codes to the nuclear football

522 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:24:01pm

re: #519 talon_262

Followed up by folksy "You betcha!"s...

Yeah you betcha *wink*

523 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:24:18pm

I think we could have a poll on how many words Huntsman uttered.

524 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:24:24pm

Fox News: "It's a good night for Obama"

525 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:24:25pm

everyone is giving romney a free pass.

526 Charles Johnson  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:24:41pm

I almost want to vote for Ron Paul just because he's so freaking entertaining. Almost.

527 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:24:47pm

Wow the Fox commentators sound honest... I never hear this stuff on actual Fox tv.

528 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:24:51pm

I'd like to hear some foreign policy questions thrown Mitt's way too. After all he always acts like Obama is constantly apologizing. So let's hear your ideas Mitt.

529 JAFO  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:24:55pm

Ron Paul. How does he sound so sensible then go totally off the rails? Then he's sensible again.

530 The Shadow Do  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:25:14pm

re: #521 HoosierHoops

The debate has fallen off badly
None of these kids deserve the codes to the nuclear football

If Bachman had the codes the world would tremble, and America would...rule!

531 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:25:18pm

re: #529 mracb

Ron Paul. How does he sound so sensible then go totally off the rails? Then he's sensible again.

He's bipolar.

532 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:25:31pm

re: #495 HappyWarrior

What did Paul say about the Shah that we installed him in '53? And totally ignored that he was put in 1941?

Paul said we started the long-running war with Iran back in 1953 when "we sent in a coup to install the Shah." There was indeed a US backed coup in 1953, to remove the alleged leftist Mossadegh as prime minister. Shah Reza Pahlavi was on the throne before, during, and after the coup. He was not "installed" by the US. The claim that he was is one of the Paulbots' favorite talking points.

533 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:25:33pm

re: #529 mracb

Ron Paul. How does he sound so sensible then go totally off the rails? Then he's sensible again.

Unlike most of them I get the feeling he believes in what he's saying.

534 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:25:45pm

Mitt is going to be very unprepared when the focus finally comes to him. This is a cake walk for him and his answers are still all over the place.

535 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:26:21pm

re: #532 Shiplord Kirel

Paul said we started the long-running war with Iran back in 1953 when "we sent in a coup to install the Shah." There was indeed a US backed coup in 1953, to remove the alleged leftist Mossadegh as prime minister. Shah Reza Pahlavi was on the throne before, during, and after the coup. He was not "installed" by the US. The claim that he was is one of the Paulbots' favorite talking points.

Yeah this is true. I've seen Paulbots try to blame Rwanda's Hutu and Tutsis hatred on the US too which was lame.

536 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:26:23pm

re: #526 Charles

I almost want to vote for Ron Paul just because he's so freaking entertaining. Almost.

Couldn't you just invite him over to dinner? He could entertain you until he started in on the Civil Rights Act being a mistake and then you could throw his ass out. Kinda like a crazy uncle at Thanksgiving.

537 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:26:24pm

My money's on this being another gotcha question...

538 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:26:31pm

I feel that this debate -- is not a debate but a form of reality TV entertainment. Nothing of substance is being brought forth. Nada. Zilch.
A reality republican debate fiasco.

539 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:26:54pm

re: #538 wee fury

As if produced by the WWE.

540 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:27:03pm

re: #529 mracb

Ron Paul. How does he sound so sensible then go totally off the rails? Then he's sensible again.

i think the medical term for that is "wacko".

541 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:27:20pm

re: #529 mracb

Ron Paul. How does he sound so sensible then go totally off the rails? Then he's sensible again.

I believe at his age that's called dementia.

542 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:27:21pm

gringrich comes out for the stalinist solution

543 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:27:32pm

Damn Cain is clueless.

544 freetoken  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:27:41pm

COMMUNISTS!!

545 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:28:19pm

It's interesting, if not appalling, that none of the others seem to have the knowledge to call Paul out on the "we installed the Shah" bullshit.

546 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:28:28pm

Well, at least the studio set looks nice.

547 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:28:28pm

Ooh Commies, tell me more please.

548 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:28:34pm

Wow. The first dogwhistle of the night is blown by Herman Cain.

549 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:28:48pm

uh oh, a mormon question.

550 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:28:53pm

Cain denies the religion whistle.

551 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:28:53pm

re: #543 Conservative Moonbat

Damn Cain is clueless.

You stop making fun of black American's crazy, bigoted uncle!

Yeah, we've got 'em too.

552 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:29:03pm

Cain does not understand other religions. I think.

553 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:29:12pm

Torture helped us kill Bin Laden!

554 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:29:16pm

re: #526 Charles

I almost want to vote for Ron Paul just because he's so freaking entertaining. Almost.

Thats what the primaries are for...

555 freetoken  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:29:20pm

"Aspersion" , Herman, that's the word you wanted to use, not "dispersion".

556 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:29:42pm

What the hell was that??? LOL

557 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:29:48pm

Bachmann -- submissive to her husband question. OOOOO

558 Killgore Trout  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:29:50pm

ouch

559 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:30:03pm

Gotcha husband question.

560 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:30:12pm

Deer in the headlights.

561 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:30:22pm

Niiice. "Senator Bachmann, if you are elected President, would you still be submissive to your husband?"

562 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:30:32pm

great submissive wife question for bachmann. the audience boos.

563 freetoken  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:30:42pm

... dodge ball...

564 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:30:44pm

I really don't want to hear about submission and Bachmann's husband.

RUN!! NOW!!!

565 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:30:45pm

Bachmann says submissive means respect.

566 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:30:59pm

It was VeNona, Newt, not VeRona. And there was never any doubt that there were Russian spies. HUAC and McCarthy were not about espionage, they were about alleged conspiracies of influence.

567 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:31:21pm

re: #565 wee fury

Bachmann says submissive means respect.

The hell.

568 jhrhv  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:31:29pm

Cain can't know much about other religions. He doesn't like to read anything more than 3 pages long.

569 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:31:45pm

re: #567 HappyWarrior

The hell.

Yep.

570 Fozzie Bear  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:31:52pm

Ron Paul was making some sense. Clearly, this means I have lost my mind.

571 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:31:57pm

Romney loves him some states rights unless gay people get married.

572 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:32:13pm

re: #565 wee fury

Bachmann says submissive means respect.

I don't know I've some videos involving submission and respect isn't the first word that comes to mind.

573 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:32:43pm

Oh, fun, a gay marriage question.

574 SpaceJesus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:32:49pm

The GOP establishment will never let Paul near anything what is he even doing there

575 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:32:49pm

re: #555 freetoken

"Aspersion" , Herman, that's the word you wanted to use, not "dispersion".

LOL! I'm waiting for him to claim he has re-vitiligo.

576 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:32:56pm

re: #561 RadicalModerate

Niiice. "Senator Bachmann, if you are elected President, would you still be submissive to your husband?"

Wait, he called her Senator?

577 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:33:04pm

Wow. Huntsmen.

578 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:33:18pm

What's the child-rearing requirement for Presidents?

579 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:33:35pm

Did I just hear some resemblance of sanity?

580 Stanghazi  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:33:40pm

re: #577 recusancy

Wow. Huntsmen.

what?

581 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:33:48pm

Gay Marriage: The issue that makes Republicans and conservatives ignore the 10th amendment.

582 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:33:54pm

huntsman has a sensible civil union answer. he's going to take a beating for it.

583 engineer cat  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:33:54pm

defining marriage is a job best left to dictionaries

584 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:33:56pm

re: #576 HappyWarrior

Nah, I screwed up the transcription.

585 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:34:02pm

re: #580 Stanley Sea

what?

He's for civil unions. And he didn't waffle on it.

586 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:34:11pm

re: #574 SpaceJesus

The GOP establishment will never let Paul near anything what is he even doing there

Getting generous applause, it would seem.

587 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:34:16pm

re: #570 Fozzie Bear

Ron Paul was making some sense. Clearly, this means I have lost my mind.

Drink large quantities of alcohol and watch the Muppet Show. Sorry that's all I can think of since my brain is skipping right know.

588 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:34:22pm

Paul doesn't want 'marriage police' to determine who can and cannot get married.

589 Velvet Elvis  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:34:22pm
590 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:34:49pm

Sounds like the ghost of GWB is in the debate tonight.

591 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:34:49pm

Huntsman should say I'm right about civil unions and they're wrong because they are a pack of dumb bigots and I am not.

592 jhrhv  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:34:50pm

Remembering Ron Paul in the movie Bruno.

593 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:34:52pm

re: #582 zora

huntsman has a sensible civil union answer. he's going to take a beating for it.

He's got nothing to lose.

594 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:35:18pm

re: #588 wee fury

Paul doesn't want 'marriage police' to determine who can and cannot get married.

Well he's not wrong on everything. Still not a fan of ya Ron but good for you not pulling that shit.

595 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:35:18pm

Santorum is spreading alert.

596 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:35:49pm

Santorum will come to you!

597 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:36:14pm

re: #565 wee fury

Bachmann says submissive means respect.

BULLSHIT!

Bachmann's Mentor Says Women Must Submit To Their Husbands

Humans cannot function without leadership, at least not when they must live and work together. And the basic unit of authority in human society is the family. The husband is the head of the wife (1 Corinthians 11:3; Ephesians 5:23), and children are to obey their parents (Exodus 20:12; Ephesians 6:1; Colossians 3:2).

Husbands are to instruct their wives in things of the Lord (1 Corinthians 14:35), and parents are to instruct their children (ps. 115-116).
...
Many had planned all their lives to become housewives and mothers, believing such a calling would bring meaning and fulfillment to their lives. Now they are told by the feminists that it is ‘demeaning’ and ‘unfulfilling’ to be a housewife, and they don’t know what to believe. They are frustrated as housewives and feel guilty for not being ‘more,’ but don’t feel any inclination for anything else. And the husband, who planned all this life to be a traditional husband and father and thought he was marrying a traditional wife, feels threatened, insecure, and resentful about these changes in his wife. If the wife goes to work, he may resent sharing housework; that wasn’t what he bargained for when he entered the marriage (p. 124).

598 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:36:18pm

Santorum just needs a man to hug and kiss. It would make him feel better. It's okay, Rick, we understand.

599 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:36:19pm

Bachmann is for man/woman marriage.

600 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:36:22pm

re: #596 jaunte

Santorum will come to you!

yuck!

601 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:36:54pm

Unblemished record? Yeah, right Michele.

602 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:37:16pm

re: #591 Shiplord Kirel

Huntsman should say I'm right about civil unions and they're wrong because they are a pack of dumb bigots and I am not.

That would require even more massive huevos than what it took to give the answer he already gave...I don't think he'd have it in him.

603 freetoken  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:37:20pm

Unblemished... Michelle is unblemished...

Dermatologists rejoice!

604 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:37:40pm

And here comes the abortion question.

605 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:38:01pm

Pro-lifer than thou

606 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:38:06pm

re: #604 RadicalModerate

And here comes the abortion question.

Ooh boy.

607 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:38:16pm

Looks like education will remain unaddressed.

608 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:38:20pm

"...more pro-life than you are."

It's like measuring penises in there...

609 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:38:31pm

Who is more pro-life . . . this is a test. Who, who, who.

610 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:38:32pm

Dear GOP,

MYOFB.

Thanks,

Gus

611 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:38:35pm

re: #598 HappyWarrior

Santorum just needs a man to hug and kiss. It would make him feel better. It's okay, Rick, we understand.

Amanda Huginkiss for Rick Santorum, please pick up the white courtesy phone...

612 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:38:58pm

Charles, the last tweet was Sweet! LOL

613 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:39:18pm

Sigh. My feed is slow. I'm getting spoilers in the comments.

614 Kragar  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:39:18pm

re: #601 Idle Drifter

Unblemished record? Yeah, right Michele.

Unblemished or non-existent?

615 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:39:20pm

And Santorum reiterates his "no exceptions for rape or life/health of mother", and doctors should be arrested stand.

616 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:39:23pm

Who is more pro life? Cage match!

617 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:39:32pm

re: #609 wee fury

Who is more pro-life . . . this is a test. Who, who, who.

Ron Paul is so pro-life he's anti-war.

//

618 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:39:59pm

re: #616 HappyWarrior

Who is more pro life? Cage match!

A fight to the death!

No. Wait...

619 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:40:05pm

re: #598 HappyWarrior

Santorum just needs a man to hug and kiss. It would make him feel better. It's okay, Rick, we understand.

Nah, he may at least need a dry hump to calm him down...

620 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:40:15pm

re: #615 RadicalModerate

And Santorum reiterates his "no exceptions for rape or life/health of mother", and doctors should be arrested stand.


Asshole. He's a goddamned asshole.

621 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:40:20pm

re: #613 EmmmieG

Sigh. My feed is slow. I'm getting spoilers in the comments.

***SPOILER ALERT***
.
.
.
.
.
These candidates are lousy.

622 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:40:24pm

re: #614 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Unblemished or non-existent?

I don't know did they have a midnight shred and burn session. Oh, here comes the economy debate!

623 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:40:26pm

re: #613 EmmmieG

Sigh. My feed is slow. I'm getting spoilers in the comments.

I'm watching TV. I think it's a bit ahead.

624 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:40:46pm

Romney wants to see a reformation of employment/unemployment.

625 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:40:47pm

Is Rick Perry there?

626 blueraven  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:40:54pm

Privatize unemployment!

627 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:02pm

re: #616 HappyWarrior

Who is more pro life? Cage match!

to the death.

628 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:02pm

Wow. Romney's fucked. He wants to do to unemployment what Bush wanted to do to Social Security.

629 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:02pm

Romney: 'Make people responsible for their own employment opportunities."

630 Bubblehead II  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:02pm

3Rd commercial break now streaming. Just how far am I behind on this thing? 10-15 minutes?

631 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:02pm

Wow. So much for that abortion debate. Only two people asked.

632 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:05pm

How come I'm not hearing about Romney? Is he there too?

633 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:21pm

re: #625 Gus 802

Is Rick Perry there?

No

634 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:42pm

re: #625 Gus 802

Is Rick Perry there?

No.

635 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:50pm

re: #631 RadicalModerate

Wow. So much for that abortion debate. Only two people asked.

It's more of a commercial than a debate really.

636 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:41:59pm

We tend to lump Paul and Bachmann together because they are both nuts. That's reason enough, I suppose, but they actually are dramatically different in their specific positions, the substance of their crazy. Bachmann seems quite willing to use the heavy hand of government to enforce her vision of a godly society. Paul, otoh, barely believes in the suppression of crime and the maintenance of public roads.

637 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:02pm

re: #632 Gus 802

How come I'm not hearing about Romney? Is he there too?

They're keeping him pretty much high and dry. He's being left out of the fray.

638 freetoken  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:04pm

EPA IZ TERRORISTS!!

639 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:05pm

EPA's reign of terror.

640 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:15pm

'Regulatory reign of terror!

641 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:23pm

re: #633 recusancy

No

re: #634 Slumbering Behemoth

No.

Muchas gracias. He's probably at the spa getting ready for Saturday.

//

642 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:24pm

EPA's reign of terror?!?

643 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:32pm

And that sound you heard was Richard Nixon cursing in his grave.

644 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:38pm

Rein of terror. :D He said it again.

645 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:51pm

Huntsman, "The EPA's reign of terror." Oh boy.

George Bush sent the jobs overseas!

646 recusancy  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:58pm

Wow. I thought I liked Huntsman until he started with this "EPA's reign of terror" bs.

647 jhrhv  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:58pm

Create an environment by destroying the environment.

648 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:42:58pm

re: #642 JasonA

EPA's reign of terror?!?

Yeah, you know. Like the terror of clean air, clean water, clean land...

//

649 wee fury  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:43:00pm

Rain of terror.
Sorry, that is a catchy phrase.

650 jaunte  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:43:06pm

re: #642 JasonA

Ai can haz poison watr?

651 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:43:14pm

re: #615 RadicalModerate

And Santorum reiterates his "no exceptions for rape or life/health of mother", and doctors should be arrested stand.

Unless of course it's his wife.

652 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:43:24pm

huntsman can't create america jobs with his corp. because of "the epa reign of terror.

653 Four More Tears  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:43:24pm

re: #644 wee fury

Rein of terror. :D He said it again.

No no. The Headless Horseman uses reins of terror...

654 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:43:37pm

re: #648 Gus 802

Yeah, you know. Like the terror of clean air, clean water, clean land...

//

We don't need that. On a serious note, I am very disappointed in Huntsman for pulling that crap. Thought he was better than that.

655 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:43:46pm

re: #642 JasonA

EPA's reign of terror?!?

My semi-clean air and water is scaring the shit out of me. The shit, I say!

656 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:43:46pm

re: #626 blueraven

Privatize unemployment!

Yeah. Let the employers decide on who qualifies for benefits when they lose their jobs. That would be really fair.

*eyeroll*

657 Gus  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:43:59pm

DIRTY AIR AND WATER MEANS JOBS!!11ty

658 Fozzie Bear  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:44:11pm

It's taking 5+ minutes to post here tonight.

LGF has been really really slow for me lately. (Past few weeks) It's not my computer or browser. It's either some quirk of the connection between myself and LGF, or something off with LGF's server.

Other web content is working fine.

659 Shiplord Kirel  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:44:30pm

The real story is the GOP's rain of error, a veritable downpour in fact.

660 Idle Drifter  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:44:49pm

What are the spending priorities?

661 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:44:49pm

re: #645 marjoriemoon

Huntsman, "The EPA's reign of terror." Oh boy.

George Bush sent the jobs overseas!

re: #646 recusancy

Wow. I thought I liked Huntsman until he started with this "EPA's reign of terror" bs.

Huntsman, Romney: You can both eat shit...

662 HappyWarrior  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:45:28pm

Yeah Huntman, we don't need no stinking clean air or water. Let's let companies poison the air and water with no repercussions and then wonder why people get sick. Seriously, Republicans are so fucking dumb on the environment, it's not even funny anymore. This from the party of TR and yes Nixon.

663 zora  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:46:10pm

re: #646 recusancy

Record of family’s global corporation follows Jon Huntsman Jr.

Huntsman’s corporate experience also carries political risks, however. Some of the products made by Huntsman Corp. have alarmed environmentalists and been phased out of the market. The $9 billion-a-year company has eliminated hundreds of U.S. jobs as it gradually shifts operations to Asia. And it has helped fund cancer research even as it stands accused of exposing communities near its manufacturing plants to cancer-causing and other harmful chemicals.

664 jhrhv  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:47:05pm

Buy a pizza, burn down the forest, default on payments and viola your economy issues are all fixed. Then we can pass around the viagra and lock up the abortion doctors.

665 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:47:11pm

Upstairs dudes and dudettes.

666 What, me worry?  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:47:40pm

re: #663 zora

Record of family’s global corporation follows Jon Huntsman Jr.

Didn't know that! Yikes!

667 TedStriker  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 7:50:26pm

re: #662 HappyWarrior

Yeah Huntman, we don't need no stinking clean air or water. Let's let companies poison the air and water with no repercussions and then wonder why people get sick. Seriously, Republicans are so fucking dumb on the environment, it's not even funny anymore. This from the party of TR and yes Nixon.

Then these same "conservatives" want to gut tort law to make it gutless against companies who intentionally violate health, safety, and environmental law (among others).

Fuck the poor and the politically unconnected, right, TPGOP?

668 Bubblehead II  Thu, Aug 11, 2011 8:09:23pm

Well, the debate is finally over here at BH II HQ. Thanks Charles for the link. I just wish my system could have kept up with it in real time instead of getting further behind each time it stopped to buffer the video. Sigh.....


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