1 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:01:41pm

Why is Cain still being invited to these things again?

And Gary Johnson??

2 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:03:16pm

They have 1% in the polls... or more... that is...

3 albusteve  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:03:50pm

re: #1 JasonA

Why is Cain still being invited to these things again?

And Gary Johnson??

why not?...they reflect the seriousness of the debates

4 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:03:50pm

google helpfully providing state of the art graphic representation so we can fully visualize the stupid

5 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:06:18pm

I really hope the reverb is just badly-mixed audience mic and not an effect intentionally inserted in the audio feed.

6 krypto  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:06:24pm

Class Warfare -- drink

7 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:06:37pm

Related to this, for when they bash the EPA and AGW or spout anti vaccine foolishness, I humbly submit, what I believe is one of my most useful pages:

How to know when to see a red flag in Science

Please give it a look when you get a chance. It applies to many discussions that have been on this board today and throughout my time here at LGF.

8 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:07:07pm

Gotta love it when Apache crashes for no discernible reason.

9 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:08:16pm

"We need opportunity to take labor for less wages."

10 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:08:29pm

re: #8 Charles

Gotta love it when Apache crashes for no discernible reason.

Check out Lighttpd if you have the option.

11 albusteve  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:08:29pm

related to this...
Beatles

Youtube Video
12 bratwurst  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:08:38pm

Already one mention of trial lawyers tonight...how many more will we get?

13 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:08:48pm

so it wasn't a denial of cervix attack?

14 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:08:48pm

Michele Bachmann is looking especially glassy-eyed tonight.

15 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:09:06pm

Wow. Bachmann championing a 0% tax rate...

16 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:09:16pm

She's wearing a red burka

17 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:09:50pm

re: #15 JasonA

Wow. Bachmann championing a 0% tax rate...

Bake sales.

18 albusteve  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:10:01pm

re: #14 Charles

Michele Bachmann is looking especially glassy-eyed tonight.

barfing GOP Skittles

19 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:10:01pm

Bachman's wearing a Mao Suit.

20 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:10:12pm

re: #15 JasonA

Wow. Bachmann championing a 0% tax rate...

Well, her explanation didn't say that, but the answer of "every dollar" did, I thought...

21 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:10:46pm

re: #19 Killgore Trout

I like your explanation better

22 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:10:59pm

Which will get more gratuitous name-drops - Ronald Reagan, or Google?

It goes without saying that no question can be answered without saying the words "Barack Obama", so don't include that one.

23 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:11:58pm

yes, michelle, president obama and the rest of us socialist democrat socialists believe that all your money belongs to the government

////

24 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:12:26pm

Newt: How much would a mandatory job training program cost, and who pays for it?

25 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:12:30pm

Business-led training program (low-cost temp labor).

26 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:12:45pm

re: #8 Charles

Gotta love it when Apache crashes for no discernible reason.

Maybe its as sick of these debates as the rest of us

27 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:12:45pm

Government mandates for private sector job training!
/Newt

28 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:12:55pm

Alabama will train sharecroppers.

29 albusteve  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:13:02pm

well that's enough stupidity for me...
guess I'll go make out with a badger

30 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:13:06pm

Newt: If you don't have a job, you really shouldn't be eating.

31 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:13:35pm

Bachmann looks good in her snuggie.

32 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:13:46pm

Very unfocused questioning. They're changing topics every 30 seconds.

33 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:13:52pm

re: #25 jaunte

Business-led training program (low-cost temp free labor for the company at the government expense).

34 Political Atheist  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:14:03pm

re: #29 albusteve

well that's enough stupidity for me...
guess I'll go make out with a badger

At least you know that Badger don't give a shit.

35 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:14:03pm

"governor huntsman, aren't you just a fucking socialist?"

36 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:14:06pm

I would like less reverb.

37 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:14:16pm

re: #32 Killgore Trout

Very unfocused questioning. They're changing topics every 30 seconds.

It's Fox...that's 22 seconds longer than most of their viewers can pay attention.

38 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:14:39pm

re: #32 Killgore Trout

Very unfocused questioning. They're changing topics every 30 seconds.

It's like a Wiki-walk debate.

39 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:14:59pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

I would like less reverb.

Next time, they'll just auto-tune the whole debate

40 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:15:10pm

re: #38 JasonA

It's like a speed date with America.

41 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:15:10pm

NINE NINE NINE

42 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:15:10pm

Nein!

43 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:15:22pm

Cain gets a nice pop from the crowd

44 tophergraceless  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:15:46pm

Job training? I have two fucking master's degrees I don't need job training I need a fucking job!

45 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:15:46pm

Cumulative time spent on hair preparation for tonight's debate: at least 20 hours.

46 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:16:14pm

999 Solution sounds like something BILLY MAYS should have pitched.

47 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:16:20pm

re: #45 Charles

Cain gets a pass.

48 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:16:34pm

re: #43 Killgore Trout

Cain gets a nice pop from the crowd

Yeah, the topic usually has to be people dying to get applause like that.

49 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:16:48pm

re: #45 Charles

Cumulative time spent on hair preparation for tonight's debate: at least 20 hours.

Cain polished his bald spot.

50 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:17:00pm

...and if you're not satisfied, you get your money back, absolutely positively 100% guaranteed!

51 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:17:37pm

Ron Paul!

52 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:17:49pm

re: #36 Killgore Trout

I would like less reverb.

More reverb...and add a little sustain when Cain talks.

53 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:18:06pm

Wow. Paul gets a question from his supporters, it seems.

54 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:18:28pm

And here's Brandy and Michael asking a question from their meth lab in Indiana.

55 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:18:42pm

Brandi'n'Michael sounded a tad rehearsed.

56 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:18:42pm

What was that guy wearing on his head?

57 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:18:51pm

Paul could choke on his gum to loud applause

58 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:18:59pm

The Supreme Court would void any bill that actually violated the 10th.

59 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:19:13pm

remind me never to go on teevee wearing underwear on my head

60 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:19:13pm

No Authoritay

61 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:19:24pm

re: #56 Charles

What was that guy wearing on his head?

I was wondering that too. Izzat a Muslim... hat?

62 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:19:35pm

re: #56 Charles

What was that guy wearing on his head?

Redneck do-rag. (baseball cap backward)

63 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:19:35pm

re: #56 Charles

What was that guy wearing on his head?

Image: bobanddoug1.jpeg

64 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:19:35pm

re: #57 Major Tom

Paul could choke on his gum to loud applause

Well, the gum would deserve the cheers.

65 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:20:08pm

Veto uber alles!

66 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:20:19pm

Fair tax!

67 researchok  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:20:23pm

re: #56 Charles

What was that guy wearing on his head?

Undercap.

68 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:20:31pm

I bought a pumpkin on the way home today...big motherfucker...filled up the passenger seat in my Z.

69 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:20:34pm

"Yeah, honey, we're gonna be on NATIONAL TV! Bring me mah special hat!"

70 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:20:36pm

Now we know why they kept him in the can.

71 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:21:36pm

Blondie's killing mah brian cells

72 ProMayaLiberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:21:42pm

To protect 2 Muslim Ladies I am friends with from the stalkers, I have privatized my Twitter Account.

I don't mind people using me as a target, but like hell if a friend is going to get trouble from those clowns, especially ladies (I like being chivalrous).

73 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:21:50pm

math fail. 44% != majority

74 researchok  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:21:58pm

re: #67 researchok

Related to Handerpants

75 tophergraceless  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:22:27pm

ILLEGAL!!!

76 elizajane  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:22:49pm

Wait, you're not rich unless you make over a million dollars PER YEAR?
Evidently this is what the majority of Fox listeners voted. Half a million, not nearly enough.
How deluded can that many people be??

77 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:23:09pm

RON PAUL!!

78 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:23:21pm

Which derp has been most derped? What do you Derp about the derp?

79 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:23:46pm

the point here tonight seems to be to declare as loudly as possible I'M NINE AND A HALF YEARS OLD NOW AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

80 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:23:57pm

Derp Ron Paul, but Ron Paul derps. Herpa Derp!

81 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:24:29pm

I'm really glad I made a run to Spec's for some rum and coke before this came on. I don't think I could take much more completely sober.

82 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:24:31pm

re: #76 elizajane

Wait, you're not rich unless you make over a million dollars PER YEAR?
Evidently this is what the majority of Fox listeners voted. Half a million, not nearly enough.
How deluded can that many people be??

Romney was stumbling over how much money it takes to qualify as "rich" until he remembered who his audience was and said, "I want everybody here to be rich!" (to thunderous applause...yes, vote for Romney and he'll make you rich...I guarantee it)

83 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:24:36pm

re: #77 BongCrodny

RON PAUL!!

DRINK!

84 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:24:48pm

re: #76 elizajane

Wait, you're not rich unless you make over a million dollars PER YEAR?
Evidently this is what the majority of Fox listeners voted. Half a million, not nearly enough.
How deluded can that many people be??

We're just lucky that 5 mill wasn't a choice.

85 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:24:55pm

Is this guy one of those guys that sits in the booth and wears the needlessly huge headphones on televised football games?

86 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:25:16pm

Texas
Social Security
Illegal!

87 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:25:27pm

If they had a word cloud about health care, would the biggest word be "YEAH!!"?

88 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:25:33pm

Is fox news saving money by not using light bulbs tonight? Turn up the lights and turn off the reverb.

89 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:25:44pm

Word Cloud. I hate how the 21st century has brought us so many creative way to say nothing.

90 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:25:52pm

Good Lord, it's Lex Luthor! Run!!

91 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:25:57pm

re: #87 BongCrodny

If they had a word cloud about health care, would the biggest word be "YEAH!!"?

COUGH

92 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:26:08pm

Rick Scott is a creepy dude.

93 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:26:30pm

Time for the Romney-Perry smackdown.

94 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:26:35pm

re: #88 Killgore Trout

Is fox news saving money by not using light bulbs tonight? Turn up the lights and turn off the reverb.

If you were trying to induce alpha sleep, reverb and low lighting would be perfect. {srsly}

95 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:26:43pm

oh lord. Her?, really?.

Jeebus.

96 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:26:55pm

Sosal sescurity.

97 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:26:56pm

Rick Scott: the governor with one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation. Gotta get his little promo spot in there.

98 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:27:02pm

Perry: Vote for me...you'll be dead before I kill social security.

99 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:27:24pm

re: #88 Killgore Trout

Is fox news saving money by not using light bulbs tonight? Turn up the lights and turn off the reverb.

What is up with the reverb? She's wearing a lapel mic close to her mouth and you can still hear it. Are they filming in a cave?

100 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:27:35pm

re: #97 Charles

Rick Scott: the governor with one of the lowest approval ratings in the nation. Gotta get his little promo spot in there.

And least ability to read a prepared statement.

101 tophergraceless  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:27:36pm

So the 18 years I have been paying into SS means nothing?

102 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:27:42pm

Yeah, take me off the federal system...til the state system tanks, then I want somebody to take care of me!

103 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:27:58pm

Isn't Megyn Kelly perky, though? She's so perky!

104 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:28:02pm

re: #98 darthstar

Perry: Vote for me...you'll be dead before I kill social security.

Yeah I love the way he says that those of us who are old enough to be on or near SS have nothing to worry about. He forgot to mention that the rest of y'all are fucked.

105 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:28:09pm

re: #97 Charles

...And to scare you further, Florida will probably decide 2012...

106 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:28:14pm

Genuine 200 Proof XXXX Extra Strength Industrial Grade Stupid

107 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:28:52pm

Making SS stable? Simple: Take the payroll cap off.

108 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:28:53pm

Romney's trying to be witty off the cuff. He sounds nervous. He should simply answer the questions and not waste time trying to get digs in at Perry...after all, every second he spends talking to or about Perry is a second he doesn't get to sell himself...and Perry knows it.

109 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:29:01pm

re: #103 Charles

Isn't Megyn Kelly perky, though? She's so perky!

An IV drip of coffee , a bottle of blonde dye and a full frontal lobotomy.

110 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:29:40pm

You are!
No, YOU are!
Nuh-uh, YOU!
NO, YOU!!!

111 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:29:49pm

"I actually wrote my book"

Catty!

112 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:29:54pm

I actually wrote my book...

113 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:29:58pm

re: #107 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Making SS stable? Simple: Take the payroll cap off.

Yup. Simple.

Or go with Buddy Romer's plan and increase the retirement age by a month in each of the next 24 years.

114 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:30:00pm

Michele Bachmann's going to explode if she doesn't get some face time on the camera soon.

115 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:30:03pm

I just saw Perry's thought balloon: "Sometimes I amaze even myself."

116 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:30:19pm

At home the servants already, and have for quite some time, call Romney, Mr. President.

117 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:30:30pm

Socialism!

118 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:30:36pm

re: #114 darthstar

Michele Bachmann's going to explode if she doesn't get some face time on the camera soon.

*starts praying really hard*

119 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:30:51pm

re: #115 Charleston Chew

I just saw Perry's thought balloon: "Sometimes I amaze even myself."

Perry gets the same expression on his face when he shits a little bit in his pants.

120 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:30:52pm

Red meat! Come and get it!

121 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:31:13pm

re: #117 Killgore Trout

Socialism!

DRINK!

122 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:31:19pm

Europe is un-American!

123 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:31:28pm

re: #121 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

DRINK!

Done!

124 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:31:29pm

Apple Pie! I am pro Puppies!

125 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:31:48pm

President Obama is a big spending liberal. He's done EVERYTHING wrong on the economy. Generalization! Innuendo! Hint!

Did Romney just say he inhaled?

126 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:31:59pm

Yes, I worked in the private sector...and cost thousands of people their jobs! Vote for me! *rolls eyes*

127 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:32:17pm

re: #122 jaunte

Europe is un-American!

If it wasn't for French help Americans would be speaking English right now, just sayin'

128 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:32:17pm

Opportunity! Capitalism! Government! Big! I Love this country! I didn't inhale!

129 Achilles Tang  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:32:25pm

re: #104 allegro

Yeah I love the way he says that those of us who are old enough to be on or near SS have nothing to worry about. He forgot to mention that the rest of y'all are fucked.

I'm on it. Y'all are fucked and what do I care.

But, I have kids, unlike most other GOP voters, I presume./

130 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:32:25pm

"How could they possibly believe that?"

131 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:32:34pm

Ronald Reagan - chug

132 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:32:43pm

If this is the worst time to raise taxes, then when is the best time? Can anyone give me that answer?

133 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:32:44pm

The same Reagan who raised taxes 11 times, the first time at the tail-end of a recession?

134 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:32:49pm

re: #107 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Making SS stable? Simple: Take the payroll cap off.

is that what that guy was wearing on his head?

135 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:32:55pm

man I wish people wouldn't let them constantly dodge the 'is there any scenario' question...

It's maddening, they'd probalby get applause if they said 'no' anyways.

136 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:33:13pm

re: #132 JasonA

If this is the worst time to raise taxes, then when is the best time? Can anyone give me that answer?

Sometime between never and "cold day in Hell."

137 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:33:23pm

Romney says gov. is larger now than when Kennedy was around, but he doesn't mention there has been more GOP Presidents than Democrats during that time, so his party doesn't have a leg to stand on.

138 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:33:33pm

RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!!!

Oh, pardon me -- channeling "Blazing Saddles," there.

RONALD REAGAN!!!!!

139 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:10pm

Damn clean air and water!

140 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:15pm

lol FUCK THE EPA!

141 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:16pm

Trash the EPA! It's gone wild!

142 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:17pm

EPA! DRINK!

143 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:20pm

That Lee Doren guy is a notorious Youtube idiot. Check out his intelligent design videos.

144 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:30pm

In the last debate I was noticing the candidates were doing better, being more relaxed, having fun, making their points etc. Tonight we're seeing a clusterfuck blur of random talking points. This just doesn't make any sense.

145 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:30pm

"I can only pick one?" - Cain.

146 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:34pm

"I know that makes asthmatics nervous..."

147 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:44pm

Earth First! We'll pave the other planets later!

148 tophergraceless  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:44pm

Cain: EPA Gone wild!

149 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:58pm

Chilean model!

150 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:34:59pm

Cain's going back to the Pinochet solution.

151 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:35:05pm

Cain goes for Pinochet.

152 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:35:13pm

re: #149 JasonA

Chilean model!

DRINK!

153 bratwurst  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:35:23pm

Like dust isn't an environmental hazard.

On the upside, Cain has learned to pronounce Chile.

154 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:35:42pm

THE CHILEANS HAVE DECLARED THEIR FUCKING MODEL A FAILURE AND RADICALLY FUCKING MODIFIED IT YOU FUCKING MORON

155 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:35:45pm

re: #152 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

DRINK!

Once we get rid of the EPA that's all I'll be drinkin'...

156 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:35:51pm

Cut 40% of spending? Start with the military and go from there.

157 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:36:12pm

Gingrich is getting tired of his own schtick.

158 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:36:13pm

They love Newt when he's saucy.

159 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:36:16pm

Newt needs a talk show on Fox.

160 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:36:21pm

re: #151 Killgore Trout

Cain goes for Pinochet.

Deathsquads or dissapearences for the rest of us.

161 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:36:29pm

Hey Newt, where did the '94 Contract with America go? Answer: ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!

162 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:36:47pm

Newt going all GOPAC

163 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:36:50pm

newt is nothing if not profound...


...ly stupid

164 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:37:08pm

re: #160 wozzablog

Deathsquads or dissapearences for the rest of us.

Deathsquads are good for the retirement fund.

165 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:37:11pm

re: #144 Killgore Trout

In the last debate I was noticing the candidates were doing better, being more relaxed, having fun, making their points etc. Tonight we're seeing a clusterfuck blur of random talking points. This just doesn't make any sense.

I think the early 90s Arsenio Hall crowd is throwing them off and they're just gonna resort to fistpumps soon. Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!

166 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:37:14pm

re: #155 JasonA

Once we get rid of the EPA that's all I'll be drinkin'...

Beers the only safe thing when cholera comes back

167 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:37:21pm

Alright, I've had enough. Back to bed with Battlestar Galactica, my NyQuil, and my Martian Death Flu.

168 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:37:24pm

re: #161 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

my followup Q would be, 'you mentioned Reagan, how do you feel about the fact that he's a Criminal who sold out all his friends for personal gain?'

169 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:37:40pm

Put some art on your walls, lady...or are you squatting in someone's foreclosure.

170 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:38:00pm

re: #161 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Hey Newt, where did the '94 Contract with America go? Answer: ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!

4 more years of Clinton.....

171 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:38:31pm

re: #156 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Cut 40% of spending? Start with the military and go from there.

What is, "Things you'll never hear in a Republican debate".

172 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:38:51pm

Yeah, Gary Johnson wants to eliminate the Department of Education! Who needs smart kids. Not the GOP, that's for sure.

173 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:38:55pm

Laboratories always succeed in improving their experimental subjects. It's a rule.

174 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:39:02pm

If you're treating students and their parents like "customers," then no wonder quality is going down while spending is going up.

175 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:39:36pm

"Howard Johnson is right!"

Sorry. Still doing the "Blazing Saddles" thing.

176 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:39:44pm

Gingrich: "What the fuck? You're pitting me against Mr. Frothy-Mixture?"

177 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:39:53pm

re: #172 Charles

Charter schools are clearly the answer.

178 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:39:54pm

re: #172 Charles

Yeah, Gary Johnson wants to eliminate the Department of Education! Who needs smart kids. Not the GOP, that's for sure.

Most homeschooled kids are GOP voters. AFAIK.

179 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:39:58pm

re: #175 BongCrodny

"Howard Johnson is right!"

Sorry. Still doing the "Blazing Saddles" thing.

The President is near!

180 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:40:00pm

I really hate it that Newt has my hair now since I stopped dying it. Mine is much cuter but still...

181 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:40:05pm

The entire GOP field co-signs on eliminating the Department of Education.

182 elizajane  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:40:33pm

Speaking as a teacher in a public university and mother of three kids in public schools, can I just say that I hate all of these candidates? And the audience, too.

183 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:40:42pm

man, I admit I'd never listened to Paul much, his speech habit is MAD ANNOYING.

184 teleskiguy  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:40:55pm

Deh EPA is regulatin dust. Away wit it!!!

185 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:09pm

re: #181 Charles

The entire GOP field co-signs on eliminating the Department of Education.

Well, why not? After all, they've all got the money to send their kids to private school, so why worry about the rest of us plebes?

186 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:10pm

Meee-ooowww

187 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:25pm

re: #181 Charles

The entire GOP field co-signs on eliminating the Department of Education.

With 100% employment, the kids won't have time to go to school...they'll be too busy carrying wheelbarrows full of shale to the fire for oil extraction.

188 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:25pm

re: #181 Charles

The entire GOP field co-signs on eliminating the Department of Education.

Science, History, and Mathematics are all liberal plots to destroy God's plan

189 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:26pm

So much of the GOP is devoted to railing against things, now they're just trying to find new things to rail against. Boo on schools!

If there are too many more of these debates they'll eventually be railing against baseball, mom, and apple pie.

190 tophergraceless  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:27pm

Pell grants and loans for k-12 education? So we need to make sure that you go into debt to educate your kids from the very beginning.

191 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:37pm

if it weren't for the Dept of Education, they'd be free to keep out those damn negroes and chinamen, as is clearly God's will.

192 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:39pm

I swear, I think Romney and Perry dated at one point and it ended badly. That's what they sound like at least.

193 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:47pm

Hmmm.. watch the debate or punch myself in the face? Decisions...decisions...

194 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:53pm

re: #186 allegro

Meee-ooowww

Exactly.

195 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:41:59pm

Teachers unions! DRINK!

196 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:42:08pm

"We found that great teachers can handle 60 student in each class."

197 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:42:11pm

It's Perry and Romney. Everybody else is projecting a "Hey, what about ME?" vibe.

198 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:42:18pm

mitt's stuttering lol, nailed.

199 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:42:27pm

Great teachers and 45 kids per class! Test the kids!

Fuck you, Romney. I was a teacher. Small class sizes are key to kids learning. You didn't send your brood to public schools where they had to fight for attention from their teachers.

200 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:42:33pm

Perry is a smarmy prick. Makes me wanna slap the snot outa that smirking face.

201 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:42:39pm

re: #181 Charles

The entire GOP field co-signs on eliminating the Department of Education.

Somewhere a Dem strategist is jotting on a notepad and smiling.

202 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:42:46pm

They need new talking points. We don't have teachers unions in Wisconsin anymore.

203 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:42:50pm

re: #192 JasonA

I swear, I think Romney and Perry dated at one point and it ended badly. That's what they sound like at least.

I think that was Perry and *Santorum*

204 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:42:55pm

"I've raised an army!"

/Bachmann

205 Achilles Tang  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:43:00pm

This is so embarrassing for the USA, I can't watch more. Vodka and ice and bed.

206 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:43:10pm

re: #192 JasonA

I swear, I think Romney and Perry dated at one point and it ended badly. That's what they sound like at least.

Ah, yes...RomPer Room.

207 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:43:13pm

re: #203 wozzablog

I think that was Perry and *Santorum*

You're disgusting.

/

208 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:43:33pm

Yeah, she don't need no public schools, she and hubby brain wash their brood themselves.

209 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:43:43pm

re: #207 JasonA

You're disgusting.

/

Yes. Yes I am.

210 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:43:57pm

Race to the bottom is conservative.

211 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:44:49pm

Best thing that has happened so far tonight: Steam put the Witcher 2 on sale for 30 bucks. Almost done downloading now.

212 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:44:53pm

re: #205 Naso Tang

This is so embarrassing for the USA, I can't watch more. Vodka and ice and bed.

I know. These people are an embarrassment and so is the GOP. What's wrong with these people?

213 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:45:05pm

re: #205 Naso Tang

This is so embarrassing for the USA, I can't watch more. Vodka and ice and bed.

This show would scare me more if I were a foreigner and didn't have the counterbalancing experience of interacting with many sane Americans everyday.

214 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:45:17pm

re: #210 Decatur Deb

Race to the bottom is conservative.

We are so far past the bottom. We are at whats leaving the bottom and falling to the floor. WIth Rick Santorum leading that (dis)charge.

215 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:45:41pm

Yes, the feds aren't enforcing immigration laws. Meanwhile, the Obama Admin just celebrated their 1 millionth illegal deported the other day.

216 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:45:58pm

seems like the nitrous oxide is wearing off a bit

217 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:46:09pm

Border fence! DRINK!

218 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:46:25pm

Why "get teachers out or the classroom"? Young teaching graduates last about 4 years on average.

219 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:46:31pm

Alien magnets.

220 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:46:38pm

Cain admires Pinochet. Bachman - East Berlin.

221 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:46:40pm

re: #210 Decatur Deb

Race to the bottom is conservative.

What's scary is that we aren't there yet. I keep hoping that the GOP has hit it's bottom, but it goes lower and lower. This shit just isn't even funny anymore.

222 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:46:43pm

Yeehaw let's buy a fence for every inch and put force on there to keep them ILLEGALS out. How much dat gonna cost, 'chele?

223 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:47:18pm

Mad props for letting kids go hungry.

224 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:47:32pm

re: #219 jaunte

Alien magnets.

How'd they work?.............

225 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:47:50pm

re: #215 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Yes, the feds aren't enforcing immigration laws. Meanwhile, the Obama Admin just celebrated their 1 millionth illegal deported the other day.

How dare you bring the holy water of facts to the GOP vampire convention.

226 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:47:54pm

Doesn't matter what any of those candidates say on E-Verify, Congress won't ever sign off on it, because too many of the businesses in their districts rely upon illegal labor.

227 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:47:59pm

re: #224 wozzablog

Off the books, mostly.

228 prairiefire  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:48:09pm

re: #180 allegro

I really hate it that Newt has my hair now since I stopped dying it. Mine is much cuter but still...

Your's is much cuter. Don't worry, I look like Elizabeth Warren.

229 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:48:30pm

this debate is making my IQ is go down and it was never very high to begin with

i need to drink a sixpack or two to bring it back up

230 tophergraceless  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:48:33pm

Ya know fences can keep people out, but they can, just as easy, keep people in.

231 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:48:37pm

Like who in the US government doesn't speak English? WTF are they applauding for?

232 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:49:01pm

re: #160 wozzablog

Deathsquads or dissapearences for the rest of us.

I'd like a disappearance but i'd rather skip the death squad.

233 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:49:12pm

re: #231 allegro

They're the common clay of the New West...

234 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:49:22pm

Glossed right over the penalty for employers question. Surprise surprise.

235 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:49:54pm

"Sorry, couldn't understand the question, so I'm going to attack Perry yet again instead."

236 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:50:04pm

apparently it should have been called the Texas Kiss Your Dream Of Being Nominated By The Republican Party Goodbye Act

237 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:50:09pm

re: #228 prairiefire

Your's is much cuter. Don't worry, I look like Elizabeth Warren.

Good look.

238 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:50:33pm

Turn off the magnet!
/Mitt

239 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:50:34pm

re: #228 prairiefire

I look like Elizabeth Warren.

go on..........

240 prairiefire  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:50:42pm

re: #237 Decatur Deb

Good look.

Thanks. My new glasses seal the deal.

241 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:51:05pm

re: #238 Killgore Trout

Turn off the magnet!
/Mitt

F'n MAGNETS!!!!

242 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:51:17pm

re: #230 tophergraceless

Ya know fences can keep people out, but they can, just as easy, keep people in.

FEMA CAMPS!

243 prairiefire  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:51:35pm

re: #239 wozzablog

go on...

I own 10 two piece suits in varying shades of brown. That's all ya get, sailor.

244 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:52:07pm

re: #243 prairiefire

I own 10 two piece suits in varying shades of brown. That's all ya get, sailor.

It's enough for those long voyages.

245 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:52:25pm

Should I feel dirty that he's saying something I agree with?

246 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:52:27pm

Point in Perry's favor.

247 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:52:29pm

Ha! Appeals to empathy from conservatives... good luck Rick.

248 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:52:58pm

I can only vote for a candidate who's "for" things, not just "against" things. I see no such person here tonight.

People make fun of the 2008 Obama message of "Yes we can" and "hope and change" but the truth is these are the basic messages of a good campaign no matter what party you're from.

Whatever happened to the GOP's "Morning In America."?

249 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:53:00pm

Perry gets booed for educating Mexican immigrants.

250 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:53:09pm

re: #245 windsagio

Two of his biggest contributors influence him to be moderate on immigration issues.

251 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:53:11pm

what is this "heart" you speak of, socialist hippie?

252 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:53:25pm

re: #247 Major Tom

Ha! Appeals to empathy from conservatives... good luck Rick.

Someone should tell him that "compassionate conservatism" went out with GWB.

253 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:54:07pm

re: #249 Killgore Trout

Perry gets booed for educating Mexican immigrants.

Perry was a moderate liberal until Rove got hold of him. Now he has learned that being a conservative prick pays better, but he still has moments of humanity.

254 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:54:10pm

This is hilarious.

255 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:54:22pm

re: #248 Charleston Chew

I can only vote for a candidate who's "for" things, not just "against" things. I see no such person here tonight.

People make fun of the 2008 Obama message of "Yes we can" and "hope and change" but the truth is these are the basic messages of a good campaign no matter what party you're from.

Whatever happened to the GOP's "Morning In America."?

"Morning in America" is now "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

256 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:54:23pm

what's this??? doesn't want to build a fence? HELPS CHILDREN???!?!?!?

257 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:54:42pm

re: #254 Charles

This is hilarious.

You put the frothy mix on the ground.

258 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:54:43pm

Aviation assets in the ground? Bwah?

259 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:54:47pm

"You put the aviation assets on the ground."

Umm...

260 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:54:47pm

Santorum steps up to the plate when Perry asks who has no heart...

261 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:54:53pm

Santorum fight!

262 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:55:10pm

"put the aviation assets on the ground"
/Perry

263 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:55:23pm

re: #253 darthstar

Perry was a moderate liberal until Rove got hold of him. Now he has learned that being a conservative prick pays better, but he still has moments of humanity.

Socially conservative pricks should ultimately pull out before the crucial moment though, surely.

264 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:55:59pm

People want to flee America with their money? WHERE?! What country are these people gonna flee to?

265 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:07pm

re: #257 darthstar

You put the frothy mix on the ground.

Someone dropped the balls on that one.

266 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:07pm

Ayndy Rand.

267 tophergraceless  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:13pm

re: #242 wozzablog

re: #242 wozzablog

LOL I know I just find it funny that for a party that is so paranoid about federal government control they have no problem with the militarization of the border.

268 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:14pm

I think perry is actually making an underhanded moderate play lol

269 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:20pm

Arrgghh. Lessons from uncle Paul.

270 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:23pm

DATABANK!

271 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:27pm

Ron Paul is selling his house, maybe he's getting ready to go offshore.

272 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:35pm

re: #264 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

People want to flee America with their money? WHERE?! What country are these people gonna flee to?

Notaxistan.

273 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:43pm

re: #259 JasonA

"You put the aviation assets on the ground."

Umm...

If the Regan/Bush "mangle the English at every opportunity" blueprint is still in effect, Perry just nailed the nomination.

274 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:56:52pm

re: #272 wozzablog

Notaxistan.

Oh, Somalia?

275 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:57:08pm

re: #267 tophergraceless

re: #242 wozzablog

LOL I know I just find it funny that for a party that is so paranoid about federal government control they have no problem with the militarization of the border.

GOP Federal gov good. Dem Federal Gov bad.

276 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:57:14pm

These guys love everything about the 50s but the taxes.

277 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:57:18pm

re: #271 jaunte

Ron Paul is selling his house, maybe he's getting ready to go offshoreplanet.

278 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:57:21pm

Coupons?

279 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:57:48pm

Blodie Von Hurtbrain talking about google searches for coupons ond Suv's

280 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:57:59pm

Oddly enough, out of those who've answered on immigration, Perry's probably the closest to St. Ron's actual track record on immigration.

281 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:58:18pm

re: #274 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Oh, Somalia?

You have no idea how little a private army goes for down in that part of the road.
Of course you have to lay your own roads though.

282 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:58:22pm

re: #279 Killgore Trout

Blodie Von Hurtbrain talking about google searches for coupons ond Suv's

Think we can get her to have people google santorum?

283 tophergraceless  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:58:28pm

"We don't need no education.."

284 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:58:30pm

re: #276 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

These guys love everything about the 50s but the taxes.

And the unions. And the middle class. And the education. And the Federal infrastructure investment. And the civil rights movement.

285 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:58:31pm

Edukation is reely overraited.

286 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:58:47pm

For perspective I'd like to see thosesearches next to, say, Scarlette Johanson's search numbers.

287 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:59:10pm

re: #278 Major Tom

Coupons?

I think they're just blindly listing the trending topics on Twitter.

288 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:59:23pm

re: #286 Major Tom

For perspective I'd like to see thosesearches next to, say, Scarlette Johanson's search numbers.

Our next President will be two girls and one cup...

289 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:59:28pm

re: #286 Major Tom

For perspective I'd like to see thosesearches next to, say, Scarlette Johanson's search numbers.

Wait, i thought she was moderating?.............

290 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 6:59:44pm

Here on Fachs News we compartmentalize.

291 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:00:42pm

For some reason the GOP debate is creating searches for McDonald's jobs.

292 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:00:48pm

re: #288 JasonA

Our next President will be two girls and one cup...

Think the Tea Party isn't doing enough? Check out the Lemon Party...

293 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:00:49pm

re: #288 JasonA

Our next President will be two girls and one cup...

They're all full of s*it

294 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:01:10pm

Yes, that's what we need more of: McJobs! I mean, that's all that's pretty much left, since everything else has been shipped offshore, but still.../

295 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:01:30pm

Marriage and Marijuana. I'll take the pot, thank you.

296 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:01:59pm

haha

to paraphrase our commercial pundits:

"The party is getting more libertarian, but at their core it's still very socially conservative"

huh?

297 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:02:10pm

Please, do not google lemon party for any reason ever.

298 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:02:14pm

Image: 301280_10150823165165577_534670576_20712973_1619712009_n.jpg

needs no comment

299 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:02:19pm

re: #295 Killgore Trout

Marriage and Marijuana. I'll take the pot, thank you.

Take both, the bank will give you a joint account.

300 Altermite  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:02:49pm

Man, this debate is so much better when I switch the audio to a joan jett album. And minimize the screen.

301 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:02:54pm

"People"'s clearly the biggest word in the cloud and they're ignoring it. It's almost as if word clouds are completely useless!

302 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:03:04pm

oh boy, here comes some Israel questions

Let the lying begin

303 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:03:04pm

Time to play a round of "How much I love Israel!"

304 allegro  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:03:06pm

re: #295 Killgore Trout

Marriage and Marijuana. I'll take the pot, thank you.

LOL I had exactly that choice last weekend. I made the same choice.

305 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:03:19pm

Holee shit... a foreign policy question?!?

306 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:03:41pm

Apologized! DRINK!

307 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:03:54pm

re: #305 JasonA

Holee shit... a foreign policy question?!?

Don't worry, its a gimme.

On the other hand, weren't folks just asking how they'd try to go against Obama for doing EXACTLY what all of them would do?

308 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:04:04pm

Romeny just said Obama "apologized for America."

Would love for him to prove that

309 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:04:17pm

re: #305 JasonA

Holee shit... a foreign policy question?!?

Other than Huntsman, does anybody else up there have any foreign policy experience?

310 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:04:21pm

Does Romney realize those Europeans he looks down on, in public, and often, are our allies?

311 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:04:26pm

Oh, good grief, not the "apology tour" BS again. Right wing meme that refuses to die.

312 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:04:28pm

Yes, stand besides your friends...with a lot of bombers, tanks, and armed men. *rolls eyes*

313 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:04:36pm

Did he say Iran is an existential threat?

314 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:04:40pm

re: #310 JasonA

Israel is the only ally that counts. Pay attention!

315 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:05:02pm

re: #297 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Please, do not google lemon party for any reason ever.

lemonparty dot org was blocked by my McAfee site advisor.

And don't tell me not to google something. That's like telling a Republican not to cut taxes.

316 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:05:08pm

re: #313 BongCrodny

To Israel.

317 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:05:25pm

Herman Cain promises to provide Israel with all of the Kosher pizza it will need.

318 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:05:36pm

Peace Through Strength--the Strategic Air Command motto in Dr. Strangelove.

319 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:05:40pm

"Mutually agreed" = not completely clear...

320 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:05:52pm

re: #311 Charles

Oh, good grief, not the "apology tour" BS again. Right wing meme that refuses to die.

As many times as we saw Michelle's "proud of America" news clip and Rev Wright's "god damn America" news clip......don't you think it's a little odd that we've NEVER seen a sound bite of the President "apologizing" for America?

321 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:06:12pm

re: #308 mr.fusion

Romeny just said Obama "apologized for America."

Would love for him to prove that

Said "Sorry about that" to OBL.

322 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:06:15pm

How many electoral votes does Israel get? During a debate, you can assume all of them.

Now the '3am' shit again.

323 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:06:35pm

On the day President Obama stood up for Israel unequivocably, the GOP candidates attack him for not standing up for Israel.

324 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:06:47pm

Wow. Perry sounds like he's done some Wikipedia searches.

325 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:06:54pm

re: #316 freetoken

To Israel.

Oh, okay...it just sounded weird.

326 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:07:03pm

re: #323 Charles

They need an enemy for their blood lust.

327 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:07:31pm

Sell everyone guns!!!

328 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:07:32pm

Yes, damn us for not selling even more weapons to "allies."

329 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:08:10pm

re: #328 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Yes, damn us for not selling even more weapons to "allies."

Like Iran?

(Reagan!)

330 Altermite  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:08:11pm

'The pakistani country' is called Pakistan, Perry.

331 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:08:39pm

"Secure success"? First, define "success."

332 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:09:01pm

re: #330 Altermite

'The pakistani country' is called Pakistan, Perry.

Please tell me he at least knows Africa is a Continent.

333 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:09:20pm

"Establish relationships.... in concert... make sure..."

334 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:09:29pm

re: #323 Charles

On the day President Obama stood up for Israel unequivocably, the GOP candidates attack him for not standing up for Israel.

The live in Opposite World. What's true on their planet is the opposite of what's true here on Earth.

335 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:09:37pm

re: #332 wozzablog

Yeah, I went *there*.

336 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:09:43pm

Redneck alert.

337 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:10:06pm

Furriners tekkin ar munny.

338 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:10:27pm

re: #331 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

"Secure success"? First, define "success."

No, the tried and true Republican war strategy is to first secure success and then define it. See Iraq.

339 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:10:28pm

"Butch" Russell from Troy, Ohio..."When will they bring back Old Milwaukee Light? I liked that beer on my Cheerios."

340 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:10:32pm

re: #333 jaunte

"Establish relationships... in concert... make sure..."

I established a relationship at a concert once, girl never stops calling.

341 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:10:39pm

re: #336 Charles

Redneck alert.

I was getting a real Ernest P. Worrell vibe from that guy.

KnowwhutImean?

342 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:10:48pm

Yes, we must give money to companies to create even more jobs overseas. Mon dieu...

343 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:11:15pm

BANKRUPT!!

344 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:11:16pm

wow, mixed cue cards?

345 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:11:31pm

QUESTION WAS ABOUT CUBA, DUMMY!

346 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:11:39pm

Balanced Budget again. Yes, Johnson, we got it the first time. Now talk about something else.

347 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:11:56pm

re: #337 jaunte

Furriners tekkin ar munny.

Atleast they ain't Furries.

348 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:11:58pm

See, this is what happens when you let potheads run for office.

349 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:03pm

This is the guy that makes me wish they had they're names at the bottom of the screen so I would remember who he is.

350 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:04pm

re: #321 Decatur Deb

Said "Sorry about that" to OBL.

Obama: "My bad about the whole sending Navy SEALs to bum rush your house, bust a cap in your eye and dump your ass in the ocean thing."

351 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:07pm

Michele Bachmann is feeling ignored.

352 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:13pm

re: #344 windsagio

wow, mixed cue cards?

No, I think they're just giving random answers to random questions.

353 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:21pm

somebody give poor michelle some oxygen before her eyes pop out of her head

354 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:25pm

Gary Johnson - not used to being invited to Republican debates, says "I think I'm for flying to Cuba...unless everyone here boos me."

355 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:30pm

Michele certainly knows how to play to the crowd.

356 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:30pm

Demon Woman!!!

357 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:31pm

re: #351 Charles

Michele Bachmann is feeling ignored.

Diddums.

358 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:33pm

re: #351 Charles

Michele Bachmann is feeling ignored.

From looking at her it's a miracle she's feeling anything

359 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:36pm

Is this thing on?

360 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:12:37pm

Alabama Agriculture Commission has been traveling to Cuba for years to foster cattle trade.

361 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:13:07pm

re: #351 Charles

Michele Bachmann is feeling ignored.

"I won't be ignored, Dan!"

362 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:13:11pm

re: #351 Charles

Michele Bachmann is feeling ignored.

Michele Bachmann is about three Perry-Romney debate set-ups away from biting Chris Wallace's head clean off his shoulders.

363 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:13:14pm

Somewhere Huckabee is yelling at his TV.

364 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:13:17pm

Huntsman: "Is my mic on?" Pretty much sums him up.

365 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:13:25pm

moderator gave michelle a "thank you little lady shut up now"

366 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:13:25pm

re: #359 jaunte

Is this thing on?

It's on but malfunctioning.

367 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:13:26pm

re: #358 mr.fusion

From looking at her it's a miracle she's feeling anything

Her snuggie is too tight.

368 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:13:26pm

re: #350 moderatelyradicalliberal

Obama: "My bad about the whole sending Navy SEALs to bum rush your house, bust a cap in your eye and dump your ass in the ocean thing."

Oh, you speak jive!!

369 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:13:52pm

re: #360 Decatur Deb

Alabama Agriculture Commission has been traveling to Cuba for years to foster cattle trade.

I once fostered cattle from Alabama in International waters. It's all legal there y'know........

370 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:14:07pm

damn boomers, shades of Vietnam "They didn't let us win!"

371 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:14:09pm

Afghanistine!

372 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:14:17pm

Magical thinking.

373 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:14:24pm

re: #350 moderatelyradicalliberal

Obama: "My bad about the whole sending Navy SEALs to bum rush your house, bust a cap in your eye and dump your ass in the ocean thing."

Or in Republican-speak: appeasement

374 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:14:28pm

Rick Santorum really is a sanctimonious prick, isn't he?

375 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:14:33pm

Santorum is pro-winning! Just like Charlie Sheen.

376 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:15:04pm

re: #369 wozzablog

I once fostered cattle from Alabama in International waters. It's all legal there y'know...

How many cattle has Bachmann fostered?

377 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:15:08pm

Quite the theocratic crowd.

378 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:15:25pm

re: #264 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

People want to flee America with their money? WHERE?! What country are these people gonna flee to?

Somalia, natch.

379 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:15:33pm

Bachmann having a Palin moment "I heard of this guy named Jefferson, lets use that name!"

380 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:15:37pm

Megan Kelly is one of those people who just loves being on tv.

381 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:15:47pm

Thomas Jefferson was a fucking Unitarian, you freakin' robot!

382 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:15:56pm

"The limit of church and state separation is that government can't say no!"

383 prairiefire  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:16:01pm

She's showing off her fresh nail tips.

384 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:16:13pm

Celebutard.... @Charleston Chew

385 Altermite  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:16:21pm

I like Huntsman ripping people new ones, but I wish he had more opportunities to do it to Perry.

386 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:16:22pm

"We should be able to express our faith...more specifically, we should be able to force others to express our faith...OR ELSE!"

387 JAFO  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:16:25pm

...unless it's Allah

388 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:16:27pm

Oh, this could be a good one.

389 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:16:47pm

oh snap a DADT question from a gay soldier!

390 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:16:51pm

Booing our troops...good job, republicans.

391 prairiefire  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:16:55pm

Boos for equality for gays!

392 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:06pm

Wow. They just booed a serviceman.

393 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:06pm

"Boooo!"

394 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:06pm

re: #368 Decatur Deb

Oh, you speak jive!!

LOL!

FunnyOrDie Video
395 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:06pm

Santorum--Virgin Soldiers

396 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:13pm

re: #317 JasonA

Herman Cain promises to provide Israel with all of the Kosher pizza it will need.

They've got a program where you can buy pizza for an IDF unit, but I don't think they take delivery of the actual pies from overseas.

397 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:17pm

Did he just said ANY kind of sexual activity doesn't belong in the military?????

Has this guy EVER met a soldier?

398 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:20pm

And nice of Fox to fucking edit the question down and cut him off.

Fuck you, Frothy.

399 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:21pm

Santorum: there is no sex in the military.

400 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:27pm

heh soldiers as monks.

401 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:37pm

And so, Republican candidates now argue in favor of shoving LGBT soldiers back into the closet.

402 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:43pm

re: #376 Decatur Deb

How many cattle has Bachmann fostered?

I'm not sure her religion provides for fostering cattle, cow tipping probably sounds kinky to her - although i would not be at all surprised if a Bull turned up in her past.

403 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:47pm

re: #397 mr.fusion

Did he just said ANY kind of sexual activity doesn't belong in the military???

Has this guy EVER met a soldier?

Of course not, but let's not let facts stand in the way of a good chunk of red meat, shall we?

404 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:57pm

re: #323 Charles

On the day President Obama stood up for Israel unequivocably, the GOP candidates attack him for not standing up for Israel.

We didn't do it for Jesus, so it doesn't count

405 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:57pm

boo the gay soldier?

i'm speechless

406 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:17:59pm

Santorum: "RED MEAT!! GET YOUR RED MEAT HERE!!"

407 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:18:19pm

yeah stay in the closet you freakin' queers.

408 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:18:26pm

re: #405 engineer dog

boo the gay soldier?

i'm speechless

I'm actually pissed...

409 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:18:38pm

Santorum has a punchable face.

410 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:18:41pm

re: #373 mr.fusion

Or in Republican-speak: appeasement

Republican-speak on OBL raid: Angry black man attacks elderly man and his family in his home in the middle of the night.

411 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:19:07pm

re: #405 engineer dog

boo the gay soldier?

i'm speechless

They only love Soldiers for God.

412 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:19:13pm

re: #406 BongCrodny

Santorum: "RED MEAT!! GET YOUR RED MEAT HERE!!"

With secret sauce.

413 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:19:18pm

Megyn Kelly comes out against the rape exception for criminalizing abortion.

414 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:19:35pm

Booing the gay soldier (who looked like he could kick my fucking ass six ways without breaking a sweat) is going to haunt the GOP for the next few days.

415 diamonda2u  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:19:44pm

Wake me when it's over! :-)

416 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:19:45pm

re: #397 mr.fusion

Did he just said ANY kind of sexual activity doesn't belong in the military???

Has this guy EVER met a soldier?

So he wants an asexual military?

417 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:19:53pm

Paul: If it wasn't a law in Mad Max, then we don't need it now.

418 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:20:00pm

re: #416 moderatelyradicalliberal

So he wants an asexual military?

Yeah, good luck with that.

419 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:20:14pm

re: #417 Major Tom

Paul: If it wasn't a law in Mad Max, then we don't need it now.

freaking brilliant

420 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:20:20pm

re: #414 darthstar

Booing the gay soldier (who looked like he could kick my fucking ass six ways without breaking a sweat) is going to haunt the GOP for the next few days.

And the video will still exist in 2012.

421 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:20:21pm

re: #416 moderatelyradicalliberal

He wants a second-class citizenry.

422 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:21:00pm

re: #420 Charleston Chew

And the video will still exist in 2012.

In 2012, Romney or Perry or whomever will be a defender of gays in the military.

423 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:21:09pm

Frightening, but not without a bleak comedic element...but it just goes on and on. It's like watching a clown be microwaved to death.

424 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:21:20pm

re: #420 Charleston Chew

And the video will still exist in 2012.

Booing troops and the whole crowd/boo let them die thing from last week is gold.

425 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:21:29pm

random image to make people happier, maybe:

[Link: fast1.onesite.com...]

426 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:21:31pm

re: #330 Altermite

'The pakistani country' is called Pakistan, Perry.

You're kidding. He didn't.

427 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:21:36pm

Please, for the love of God ask Ron Paul about his ex campaign manager

428 Vicious Michigan Union Thug  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:21:42pm

Are they cheering Herman Cain or the cancer?

429 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:21:53pm

re: #414 darthstar

Booing the gay soldier (who looked like he could kick my fucking ass six ways without breaking a sweat) is going to haunt the GOP for the next few days.

These are truly terrible people.

430 darthstar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:09pm

It's time for let him die!

www.lethimdie.com

This commercial is supposed to play tonight during the debate.

431 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:14pm

re: #427 mr.fusion

This is a Fox/Tea Party "debate".

432 Altermite  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:15pm

re: #426 SanFranciscoZionist

You're kidding. He didn't.

Yes. Drink!

433 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:16pm

re: #425 windsagio

random image to make people happier, maybe:

[Link: fast1.onesite.com...]

addicting website
[Link: animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com...]

434 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:26pm

Hi Lizards! Just jumping in here..
Weird debate.. It is kind of lame..But you know..It's politics so It's pretty fun to watch..
But I am disgusted with Google.. I mean I'm just pissed the hell off...
Ya..Do no evil while you tip your ass into politics...Look.. Anybody can send their vids and questions to Fox or MSNBC or CNN..You got involved into the political world and will some day be corrupted by touching your cane into the Nile River..
The one thing you should have never done is do politics.. See you at the Dem convention and a rush of interviews.. I'm disgusted with you Google.. You are playing with Pigs in the mud to make a few bucks..
You touched the forbidden waters and now watch the corruption grow.. In 5 years Wolf Blitzer will probably be heading up your Political media Arm and you'll have bought out GBTV for a Billion..
Effen you Google..

435 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:26pm

If it was Obama, they'd demand to see the x-rays

436 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:26pm

Can't take no more. Gonna punch myself in the face bbl.

437 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:33pm

"The reason I said I'd be dead in Obamacare is because I'm trying to get the nomination."

438 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:43pm

re: #427 mr.fusion

Please, for the love of God ask Ron Paul about his ex campaign manager

Yeah, my first thought too. Show up Crazy Uncle Ron stumbling and muttering over why it we should remain a system where his campaign manager died because he couldn't afford $400,000 in medical costs.

439 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:22:54pm

I'll go out on a limb and predict that Bret Baier won't ask a single question about science.

440 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:23:09pm

Cain was a well paid executive to get the health care he did.

441 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:23:09pm

Hermain Cain using cancer to justify people dying because they have no coverage. This is obscene.

442 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:23:14pm

re: #424 wozzablog

Booing troops and the whole crowd/boo let them die thing from last week is gold.

How bigoted do you have to be to not want to let someone fight for you because they are gay? These idiots wouldn't let a gay person throw water on them if they were on fire.

443 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:23:41pm

re: #441 ElCapitanAmerica

Hermain Cain using cancer to justify people dying because they have no coverage. This is obscene.

Cain's nuts.......I'd say the wild applause is more appalling

444 Charles Johnson  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:23:46pm

And the crowd cheers for colon cancer.

445 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:23:54pm

re: #439 Charles

I'll go out on a limb and predict that Bret Baier won't ask a single question about science.

He probably doesn't even know what science IS.

446 windsagio  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:23:55pm

ok I give, its all just too much. I'll check in after some detox.

447 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:24:03pm

re: #442 moderatelyradicalliberal

How bigoted do you have to be to not want to let someone fight for you because they are gay? These idiots wouldn't let a gay person throw water on them if they were on fire.

They would charge for the bucket, water and labor.

448 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:24:05pm

re: #441 ElCapitanAmerica

Hermain Cain using cancer to justify people dying because they have no coverage. This is obscene.

These are truly terrible people.

449 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:24:16pm

re: #441 ElCapitanAmerica

Hermain Cain using cancer to justify people dying because they have no coverage. This is obscene.

He prefers a system where he, a man with a great deal of money and influence, can get medical care on "his time," while the rest of us peons die in the gutter because we have neither.

450 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:24:23pm

re: #442 moderatelyradicalliberal

How bigoted do you have to be to not want to let someone fight for you because they are gay? These idiots wouldn't let a gay person throw water on them if they were on fire.

That's what drives me absolutely nuts. They're saying that homosexuals not having to lie about who they are is a bigger threat to America than Al Qada

451 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:24:36pm

mr cain is talking about the provision in obamacare that requires nazi doctors to perform sadistic experiments on you after every office visit

452 krypto  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:24:36pm

That speculation by Cain about the gov't under "Obamacare" micromanaging health care and saying when he gets tests is totally fake. The gov't does no such thing under Medicare, which really is run by bureaucrats --- unlike HC reform where people would get insurance usually from the same private insurance companies as now.

453 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:24:39pm

re: #444 Charles

And the crowd cheers for colon cancer.

Be fair.
It does have more personable qualities then most of those in the auditorium.

454 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:24:55pm

Does Huntsman ever answer a question where he doesn't do the palms open gesture?

455 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:25:02pm

... duck... dodge... duck again... dodge again... STATES RIGHTS!!

456 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:25:06pm

re: #381 darthstar

Thomas Jefferson was a fucking Unitarian, you freakin' robot!

Sort of. Thomas Jefferson was...out there.

457 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:25:07pm

re: #453 wozzablog

Be fair.
It does have more personable qualities then most of those in the auditorium.

You owe me a new monitor for that, now that mine is all covered in ginger ale.

458 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:25:09pm

Vote for me. I reproduced!

459 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:25:42pm

They all seem to have a big trust of government when it's state government.

460 moderatelyradicalliberal  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:25:58pm

re: #450 mr.fusion

That's what drives me absolutely nuts. They're saying that homosexuals not having to lie about who they are is a bigger threat to America than Al Qada

They truly believe that their worst enemies are their fellow Americans. These are really and truly terrible, awful people.

461 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:26:05pm

re: #458 Charleston Chew

Vote for me. I reproduced!

WHERE ARE YOUR PAPERS?????????

462 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:26:07pm

re: #454 BongCrodny

Does Huntsman ever answer a question where he doesn't do the palms open gesture?

A consultant was paid good money to come up with that gesture.

463 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:26:09pm

Tell me, Mr. Huntsman, what good do cheap policies do if people are being refused coverage due to pre-existing conditions?

464 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:26:21pm

re: #459 jaunte

State legislators are cheaper to buy.

465 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:26:33pm

Props to Wallace for the question.

466 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:26:47pm

This would be a great time for someone to scream out "You lie!"

467 laZardo  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:03pm

...okay, I just woke up from a nap to get rid of this headache and now I'm shitscared to press the "Play" button.

The worst bit is I'm still kinda convinced one of them will be the next President.

468 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:07pm

re: #463 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Tell me, Mr. Huntsman, what good do cheap policies do if people are being refused coverage due to pre-existing conditions?

The more money you don't have to pay for health insurance is more money you can pay to funeral directors. The system works.

469 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:24pm

re: #397 mr.fusion

Did he just said ANY kind of sexual activity doesn't belong in the military???

Has this guy EVER met a soldier?

During the Second World War, my grandma worked for the Navy, in audiovisual. She was the lady in charge of all the education films. As far as we can tell, most of them were about STDs.

470 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:29pm

re: #463 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Tell me, Mr. Huntsman, what good do cheap policies do if people are being refused coverage due to pre-existing conditions?

Or being denied coverage after paying their insurance for years and years

471 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:34pm

re: #467 laZardo

Go back to sleep.

472 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:35pm

re: #466 JasonA

This would be a great time for someone to scream out "You lie!"

You mean the past hour and a half?

473 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:38pm

...and as president i vow to continue to propagate unsubstantiated rumors

474 Amory Blaine  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:39pm

re: #455 freetoken

... duck... dodge... duck again... dodge again... STATES RIGHTS!!

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!!

475 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:45pm

re: #466 JasonA

This would be a great time for someone to scream out "You lie!"

They'd be lynched by that crowd within seconds.

476 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:50pm

It's how the disease might be transmitted that's the big concern for Bachmann, not the vaccination.

477 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:53pm

re: #400 windsagio

heh soldiers as monks.

Well, it worked for the Templars.

Sort of.

478 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:27:54pm

re: #457 thedopefishlives

You owe me a new monitor for that, now that mine is all covered in ginger ale.

I'll see what I can do within budget and time constraints.........

479 andres  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:28:03pm

re: #400 windsagio

heh soldiers as monks.

Might make some sense to them... Weren't the Templar Knights one of the most feared armies in the Middle Ages?

480 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:28:14pm

Nice COMMENT tOM!

481 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:28:39pm

re: #479 andres

Might make some sense to them... Weren't the Templar Knights one of the most feared armies in the Middle Ages?

yea.....true soldiers with virtue they were

/////

482 Charleston Chew  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:28:44pm

Perry spent weeks writing and memorizing that speech.

483 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:28:50pm

Perry: "I erred on the side of life", crowd: Boooooooooooo

484 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:28:58pm

re: #182 elizajane

Speaking as a teacher in a public university and mother of three kids in public schools, can I just say that I hate all of these candidates? And the audience, too.

Ditto. Troglodytes are frightening.

485 Atlas Fails  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:29:07pm

Rick Perry will always err on the side of life?

Rotflcopter.

486 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:29:18pm

'I will always err on the side of life, that's why we are suspending the death penalty in Texas."

487 andres  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:29:18pm

re: #410 moderatelyradicalliberal

Republican-speak on OBL raid: Angry black man attacks elderly man and his family in his home in the middle of the night.

And disposes body Chicago-style.

//

488 Altermite  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:29:18pm

Much as I hated the first half of Bachmann's statement, the second half was actually worthwhile.

489 laZardo  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:29:25pm

re: #471 freetoken

Go back to sleep.

k. z_z

490 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:29:43pm

re: #416 moderatelyradicalliberal

So he wants an asexual military?

They're like a percent of the population. And some of them probably don't want to join.

491 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:29:43pm

"Yes, give us Medicaid wavers...because that makes it easier to toss the poor to the gutters."

492 andres  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:30:18pm

re: #481 mr.fusion

yea...true soldiers with virtue they were

///

I'm pretty sure that, in order to get their reputation, they had to break a few rules...

// And a few bones, and a few nations and ...

493 Gus  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:30:42pm

Luckily I'm missing the Tea Klux Klan, I mean the Republican Party debate on Fox News tonight.

Just read that they booed some Iraq war solder.

494 Atlas Fails  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:30:49pm

"Socialized medicine?" Christ, these people need to read a book.

495 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:30:59pm

Fox panel is putting a little punch into the questions--don't know if it's evenly distributed.

496 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:31:03pm

They're working so hard to get the candidates fighting. Who's directing this debate, Jerry Springer?

497 ElCapitanAmerica  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:31:12pm

Why would states be more efficient doing this 50 times over, and using smaller pools vs the largest pools of citizens by doing this at a national level?

I live in FL under governor Voldermort, I don't trust my state to figure it out.

498 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:31:36pm

i agree with romney and perry - romney says perry is not qualified to be president, and perry says the same thing about ronmey

499 Altermite  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:31:50pm

.re: #496 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

They're working so hard to get the candidates fighting. Who's directing this debate, Jerry Springer?

Nope. Its a debate.

500 Kragar  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:31:52pm

re: #483 ElCapitanAmerica

Perry: "I erred on the side of life", crowd: Booo

By killing innocent men?

501 Four More Tears  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:32:00pm

Wait, is Perry really using the line that Romney used against him earlier in the debate?

502 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:32:08pm

re: #497 ElCapitanAmerica

Why would states be more efficient doing this 50 times over, and using smaller pools vs the largest pools of citizens by doing this at a national level?

I live in FL under governor Voldermort, I don't trust my state to figure it out.

50 separate bureaucracies. MAKES NO FUCKIN SENSE.

503 freetoken  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:32:08pm

Perry has slurred speech... hmm...

504 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:32:09pm

re: #498 engineer dog

i agree with romney and perry - romney says perry is not qualified to be president, and perry says the same thing about ronmey

I'd agree to that.

505 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:32:12pm

Jesus these guys have no freaking shame

Romney just said "Obamacare" would put someone between Americans and their doctors. Fuck you bro........no it won't

Why doesn't truth matter at all? It's just so infuriating

506 Killgore Trout  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:32:18pm

Perry trips over his own feet.

507 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:32:31pm

Jesus, Perry, that was freaking painful to listen to.

508 Gus  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:32:45pm

Scumbags.

509 krypto  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:33:03pm

So Romney and Cain are both claiming falsely that the health care reform law creates some new "evil" government insurance plan it's putting people on -- they seem unaware that the public option plan never got enacted into law.

510 jaunte  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:33:15pm

Pistols at Dawn, sir!

511 Targetpractice  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:33:37pm

re: #505 mr.fusion

Jesus these guys have no freaking shame

Romney just said "Obamacare" would put someone between Americans and their doctors. Fuck you bro...no it won't

Why doesn't truth matter at all? It's just so infuriating

Yeah, Obamacare has no right to do that. Legislators trying to outlaw abortion and birth control do!

512 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:33:45pm

re: #505 mr.fusion

Jesus these guys have no freaking shame

Romney just said "Obamacare" would put someone between Americans and their doctors. Fuck you bro...no it won't

Why doesn't truth matter at all? It's just so infuriating

It won't put anyone new there. The same insurance guys will still be there saying you went to the wrong doctor or the wrong hospital or you got the wrong kind of cancer for the cover.

513 A Man for all Seasons  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:33:45pm

This is getting ugly...

514 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:33:59pm

Romney is gonna be the nominee. And the Tea partier's are going to be pissed.

515 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:34:08pm

re: #509 krypto

So Romney and Cain are both claiming falsely that the health care reform law creates some new government insurance plan it's putting people on -- they seem unaware that the public option plan never got enacted into law.

Even though "Obamacare" DOES NOT put a bureaucrat between you and your doctor, I'd MUCH rather have a bureaucrat between me and my doctor than a health insurance executive

516 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:34:08pm

listen to mitt sell it!

perrygasm losing steam...

517 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:34:27pm

re: #514 Major Tom

Romney is gonna be the nominee. And the Tea partier's are going to be pissed.

Third Partea.

518 Atlas Fails  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:34:50pm

re: #493 Gus 802

Luckily I'm missing the Tea Klux Klan, I mean the Republican Party debate on Fox News tonight.

Just read that they booed some Iraq war solder.

Yeah, the former draft-dodgers turned Depends-shitters had the gall to boo a guy putting his life on the line for them to be able to express their vile thoughts. He has teh gay though, so he's subhuman in their twisted minds.

520 engineer cat  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:35:20pm

re: #509 krypto

So Romney and Cain are both claiming falsely that the health care reform law creates some new "evil" government insurance plan it's putting people on -- they seem unaware that the public option plan never got enacted into law.

i think the right wing has created so many myths about what's in HCR that they have enough for a whole other 2000 page bill

521 mr.fusion  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:35:22pm

re: #514 Major Tom

Romney is gonna be the nominee. And the Tea partier's are going to be pissed.

Dude I don't know.....I think you misunderestimate the numbers of Tea Partiers in the GOP base.

522 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:36:02pm

re: #519 Gus 802

Debate Crowd Chickenhawks Boos Gay Soldier Iraq War Veteran

[Video]

That was quick.

523 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:36:16pm

re: #449 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

He prefers a system where he, a man with a great deal of money and influence, can get medical care on "his time," while the rest of us peons die in the gutter because we have neither.

You won't die in the gutter...to harvest your functional organs for sale they have to finish you off in a somewhat sterile environment.

And once we role back those oppressive food standard laws, the rest of you will have market value as "animal protein"....

524 SanFranciscoZionist  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:37:54pm

re: #479 andres

Might make some sense to them... Weren't the Templar Knights one of the most feared armies in the Middle Ages?

Until they were disbanded and executed on charges which included witchcraft and sodomy. Also, these guys would hate the Templars' approach--they did creative, culturally sensitive outreach to local Muslim leaders to gain access to pilgrimage sites.

525 Wozza Matter?  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:38:20pm

re: #523 The Ghost of a Flea

You won't die in the gutter...to harvest your functional organs for sale they have to finish you off in a somewhat sterile environment.

And once we role back those oppressive food standard laws, the rest of you will have market value as "animal protein"...

Don't knock delicious nutritious Soylent'Os

526 Major Tom  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:39:12pm

999 Drink.

527 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:40:00pm

The Brass Ring of Liberty!


Swooooon!

528 The Ghost of a Flea  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:40:16pm

re: #487 andres

And disposes body Chicago-style.

//

Baked beneath an inch of mozzarella and topped with a chunky tomato sauce?

529 Decatur Deb  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:41:12pm

re: #524 SanFranciscoZionist

Until they were disbanded and executed on charges which included witchcraft and sodomy. Also, these guys would hate the Templars' approach--they did creative, culturally sensitive outreach to local Muslim leaders to gain access to pilgrimage sites.

Templars were on Kerak.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

530 BongCrodny  Thu, Sep 22, 2011 7:42:15pm

I read that Dodd-Frank was the new "It's all the fault of ___________."

Another new term to add to the drinking list.

531 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Fri, Sep 23, 2011 12:09:44am

re: #264 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

People want to flee America with their money? WHERE?! What country are these people gonna flee to?

Belize

532 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Fri, Sep 23, 2011 1:22:06am

re: #438 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Yeah, my first thought too. Show up Crazy Uncle Ron stumbling and muttering over why it we should remain a system where his campaign manager died because he couldn't afford $400,000 in medical costs.

Add to that the following:

A fundraiser, which has since ended, was put together for Ron Paul's campaign manager to help pay off his $400,000 medical debt. They raised $34,870.53.

[Link: www.buzzfeed.com...]

Just as a reminder, Kent Snyder, the campaign manager in question, died during two weeks after Ron Paul had ended his 2008 presidential campaign. During that campaign, approx. $20 million had been raised for Paul.

533 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Fri, Sep 23, 2011 1:40:01am

re: #505 mr.fusion

Jesus these guys have no freaking shame

Romney just said "Obamacare" would put someone between Americans and their doctors. Fuck you bro...no it won't

Why doesn't truth matter at all? It's just so infuriating

Actually, I've come across mentions of provisions under the Affordable Care Act that mandate referral services for referrals between physicians... Haven't looked into that, though.


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