1 jamesfirecat  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:07:45pm

Oh Rachel you could easily do an entire show on the things Rush Limbaugh doesn't understand, or at least the things he's paid good money to act like he doesn't understand.

2 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:12:03pm

LOL! The "man cave".

3 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:14:14pm

re: #2 Floral Giraffe
Hermit crab man cave.

4 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:15:03pm

"Look folks. I'm the victim here." -- Rush Limbaugh

5 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:15:49pm

re: #4 Gus
Hoist on his own petard.

6 DREd  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:16:21pm

I might actually listen on Monday to hear what a gigantic hog wallowing in an enormous sty of self pity sounds like. At least for a couple minutes.

7 Stanghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:16:50pm

His 4 wives knew exactly how it works.

8 jamesfirecat  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:17:12pm

Why does Rush Limbaugh play "let me be your sledge hammer" while talking about this? I use to like that song!

9 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:17:45pm

So, how many children would Rush have, without contraception? Any?

10 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:18:19pm

re: #7 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

His 4 wives knew exactly how it works.

Oh. You'll like this.

Have You No Shame, Rush?
By Maureen Dowd

Snippet:

Rush and Newt Gingrich can play the studs, marrying again and again until they find the perfect adoring young wife. But women pressing for health care rights are denigrated as sluts.

11 jaunte  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:19:05pm
12 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:19:43pm

re: #88 William of Orange

After two matrasses sellers left the show, Rush can now say bye-bye to another advertiser.

The following verses apply to Rush, but I do not wish for his demise:

How do you get your sleep at night?
How did you get your noose so tight?
Like chewing on tinfoil, it's so much fun
Gonna be dead before your gone

Cause look how things have gotten
And I'll be happy so I won't pretend
And I'll be cheering that you're going down
And I'll be laughing, I'll be laughing

How many feelings can you steal?
Gotta be part of your appeal
I can see through you cause you're wearing thin
Like chewing on tinfoil once again

Cause look how things have gotten
And I'll be happy so I won't pretend
And I'll be cheering that you're going down
And I'll be laughing
Ha Ha you're dead
And I'm so happy
In loving memory
Of your demise

When your ship is going down
I'll go out and paint the town
Ha Ha you're dead
Ha Ha you're dead
Ha Ha you're dead

And here's the song:

Youtube Video
13 Dancing along the light of day  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:20:02pm

I SO do not want to see Rush without clothes.

14 jaunte  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:21:46pm
15 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:21:54pm

re: #13 Floral Giraffe

I SO do not want to see Rush without clothes.

Nobody would, unless they were being very well paid to do so.

BBL

16 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:22:39pm

re: #13 Floral Giraffe
Pass the brain bleach. Yech.

17 Stanghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:22:45pm

I'm going back to the last thread and reading v e r y slowly. fail

18 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:24:29pm
19 ProGunLiberal  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:26:43pm

re: #15 Dark_Falcon

That's the bluntest I have seen you in recent memory.

20 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:26:45pm

re: #18 Gus
Or he is trying (and failing) to get the highest rating possible.

21 Stanghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:26:52pm

re: #17 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

oooh, it worked! Just the re-load issue.

Looks so cool.

22 jaunte  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:29:53pm

Oh noes, fascistic suppression of free speech!

23 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:30:25pm

re: #22 jaunte

Oh noes, fascistic suppression of free speech!

Surveillance group!

Ron Paul!

24 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:31:57pm

re: #22 jaunte

Agree. What's up with that interference with the "Freedon of Speech"? It's sufficient that I don't listen to Rush's show if I disagree. That alone would cause him to apologize. I'm sure he would have come around all by himself.

/

25 BongCrodny  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:32:11pm

re: #8 jamesfirecat

Why does Rush Limbaugh play "let me be your sledge hammer" while talking about this? I use to like that song!

Rush loves rock 'n roll while despising rock 'n rollers.

26 William of Orange  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:32:27pm

I posted the link below in another thread but the text is so deliciously juicy that it begs to be posted again!! Another advertiser leaving the show even after the apology.

Former sponsor Carbonite.


A Statement from David Friend, CEO of Carbonite as of 6:45pm ET, March 3:

“No one with daughters the age of Sandra Fluke, and I have two, could possibly abide the insult and abuse heaped upon this courageous and well-intentioned young lady. Mr. Limbaugh, with his highly personal attacks on Miss Fluke, overstepped any reasonable bounds of decency. Even though Mr. Limbaugh has now issued an apology, we have nonetheless decided to withdraw our advertising from his show. We hope that our action, along with the other advertisers who have already withdrawn their ads, will ultimately contribute to a more civilized public discourse.”

Now it's time for some appropriate good music!!

Chic - Good Times!

Youtube Video
27 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:35:17pm
28 Kragar  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:35:57pm

re: #26 William of Orange

I posted the link below in another thread but the text is so deliciously juicy that it begs to be posted again!! Another advertiser leaving the show even after the apology.

Former sponsor Carbonite.

A Statement from David Friend, CEO of Carbonite as of 6:45pm ET, March 3:

Now it's time for some appropriate good music!!

Chic - Good Times!

[Embedded content]

I might have to look into Carbonite now.

29 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:36:28pm

classy hot-air commenters

Do you respect her?

What does it say that she needs to have sex so badly that she practically begs Congress to pay for it for her?

Society does treat women like children or retards so Rush had to give the oligatory apology or this woman probably commits suicide or something.

***

Bizarro world. 60 years ago a slut like that would have been chased out of town. Today she gets an apology for being called what she is and an admiring phone call from the president.

***

Our hero, the town pump. Plaintiff number one in :WE THE HOEs vs Common Sense.

***

If she is not a slut… she is a petri dish for STDs and we’ll be paying for that next – just wait.

***

Rush should NOT have apologized! If this woman is spending $3,000 + on “birth control” than this clearly means that she is having FAR to much sex & that puts her in the category of “slut”, white trash, whore, or at best amateur porn star! A slut by any other name is still a slut!

***

By the way, I would love to see her sue Rush. Ask any lawyer. Discovery is a B-I-T-C-H. I can just see the anal exam of a days’ long deposition exploring every sex act she has ever done or had done on her and the depositions of every single sex partner she has ever had.

YeHaaaah, baby! You just run along and tell her to sue.

Please, please, please, with sugar on top…and chocolate sprinkles…and marshmallows…and pistachios…and Oreo crumbles…and chocolate chunks…and Reese’s Pieces…and walnuts…and M&Ms…and chocolate whipped cream…and Irish coffee-flavoured whipped cream…and a cherry…no, make that three cherries!

Did I forget to say, “please”?

***

Heh, I was leaning toward Photoshop… until I saw those hands… those hands, at which point I Googled *Fluke transgender*, (which got me nowhere). Still, those hands, especially for a 30 year old, are… to use a favorite word of Brit Hume… remarkable.

***

Ok….is that 5 o’clock lip shadow for real or a photoshop?

***

How much money did you two losers send to the classy lady Fluke so she can have her way with the Georgetown bball team?? It’s her right you know and she needs alittle help getting around.

***

She’s undoubtably a woman of many hidden and expensive talents.

30 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:37:43pm

re: #29 windupbird is in the gravity well

classy hot-air commenters

What right wing sexism?

31 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:38:57pm

Yep,re: #30 Lidane

What right wing sexism?

Real shining examples of noble America


Amber waves of grain, mom and apple pie

32 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:39:21pm

re: #29 windupbird is in the gravity well

classy hot-air commenters

WTF? "60 years ago a slut like that would have been chased out of town"? 60 years ago was 1952. He's thinking 120 years ago. But that's where these losers minds are at. What kind of people are they? I've never even heard old folks talk like this. They sound like something from a long lost time.

33 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:39:52pm

re: #31 windupbird is in the gravity well

Yep,

Real shining examples of noble America

Amber waves of grain, mom and apple pie

The corpses under the rye and the maggots in the pie.

34 Stanghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:40:01pm

re: #22 jaunte

Oh noes, fascistic suppression of free speech!

[Embedded content]

Women are a surveillance group. And men too. Yeah.

35 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:41:07pm

re: #29 windupbird is in the gravity well

Killgore been busy. //

36 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:41:22pm

I posted that tweet here:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

37 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:41:54pm

re: #32 Gus

WTF? "60 years ago a slut like that would have been chased out of town"? 60 years ago was 1952. He's thinking 120 years ago. But that's where these losers minds are at. What kind of people are they? I've never even heard old folks talk like this. They sound like something from a long lost time.

Who knows! But they're certainly "conservative", whatever that means anymore

38 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:42:32pm

Damn, I miss OhCrap. She would have a few choice words to say on this situation.

39 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:43:05pm

re: #38 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Damn, I miss OhCrap. She would have a few choice words to say on this situation.

Where has she been?

40 Stanghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:43:18pm

re: #38 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Damn, I miss OhCrap. She would have a few choice words to say on this situation.

Did she bail? I've been looking for her.

41 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:43:25pm

re: #39 Gus

Dunno, hope she's OK.

42 bratwurst  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:43:30pm
43 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:43:57pm

re: #37 windupbird is in the gravity well

Who knows! But they're certainly "conservative", whatever that means anymore

I keep wondering what the hell that word means anymore.

Does it mean approving of raging sexism and misogyny against women who testify before Congress? Does it mean approving of the rampant racism and xenophobia that has been thrown at our current POTUS since 2008? Does it mean approving of the anti-woman, anti-science, anti-intellectual, anti-reason streak the GOP has been on for years now?

Apparently, the answer is yes. That's a damn shame.

44 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:43:59pm

re: #38 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Damn, I miss OhCrap. She would have a few choice words to say on this situation.

What happened with her? Mind you, I didn't agree with everything she said or how she said it, but I hope she didn't get ran off.

45 b_Snark  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:44:30pm

re: #5 Georgia Tech Aunt

Hoist on his own petard.

That sounds painful. However, it would lengthen his petard some if it was too tiny to begin with.

46 Interesting Times  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:44:42pm

re: #32 Gus

WTF? "60 years ago a slut like that would have been chased out of town"? 60 years ago was 1952. He's thinking 120 years ago. But that's where these losers minds are at. What kind of people are they? I've never even heard old folks talk like this. They sound like something from a long lost time the Taliban.

Fixed.

47 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:44:46pm

re: #44 talon_262

What happened with her? Mind you, I didn't agree with everything she said or how she said it, but I hope she didn't get ran off.

Neither did I. But that's the fun of it!

48 jamesfirecat  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:44:47pm

re: #36 Charles Johnson

I posted that tweet here:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

G-g-g-g-GHOST TWEEET, ZOINKS!

49 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:45:23pm

re: #42 bratwurst

If only. She'd probably be whining about how the collectivists silenced someone who was speaking his mind.

50 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:45:34pm

re: #47 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

Neither did I. But that's the fun of it!

A little spice every now and then is a healthy thing.

51 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:45:39pm

Mmm, horseradish.

52 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:46:21pm

re: #49 Lidane

If only. She'd probably be whining about how the collectivists silenced someone who was speaking his mind.

And have a few choice words for the "parasite" who thought she could ask the taxpayers for a handout.

53 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:47:36pm

re: #52 Targetpractice

And have a few choice words for the "parasite" who thought she could ask the taxpayers for a handout.

Exactly.

54 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:47:56pm

re: #45 b_sharp

That sounds painful. However, it would lengthen his petard some if it was too tiny to begin with.

Maybe he won't need the Viagra after that, though.

//

55 Renaissance_Man  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:49:06pm

re: #48 jamesfirecat

G-g-g-g-GHOST TWEEET, ZOINKS!

That's seriously the funniest thing you've written on this blog.

56 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:49:20pm

re: #31 windupbird is in the gravity well

Yep,

Real shining examples of noble America

Amber waves of grain, mom and apple pie

Reading those comments, why it's like listening to Appalachian Spring/

57 jamesfirecat  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:50:25pm

re: #55 Renaissance_Man

That's seriously the funniest thing you've written on this blog.

What can I say, you can't go wrong with the classics.

58 bubba zanetti  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:51:48pm

By the way, I would love to see her sue Rush. Ask any lawyer. Discovery is a B-I-T-C-H. I can just see the anal exam of a days’ long deposition exploring every sex act she has ever done or had done on her and the depositions of every single sex partner she has ever had.


FAP FAP FAP FAP

59 jaunte  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:51:51pm

re: #29 windupbird is in the gravity well

More losers who don't understand how insurance, birth control, or sex works.

60 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:52:56pm

re: #59 jaunte

More losers who don't understand how insurance, birth control, or sex works.

Comprehensive sex ed would have done wonders for them. Why don't we have that, again?

///

61 Kragar  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:53:00pm

Until Rush explains to his audience why he was wrong and what Fluke actually testified to, he can take his apology and shove it up his rancid flabby ass.

62 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:54:01pm

re: #61 Kragar

Until Rush explains to his audience why he was wrong and what Fluke actually testified to, he can take his apology and shove it up his rancid flabby ass.

Which will never, ever happen.

63 dell*nix  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:54:24pm

It is easy enough to step in dog shit.
It is also possible to trip and fall into it.

Rush seems to enjoy doing a belly flop into it and rolling around in it like a dog will find the the really stinky stuff to roll around in with a big ass grin.

64 jaunte  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:54:30pm
65 Kragar  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:54:53pm

re: #62 talon_262

Which will never, ever happen.

Which is why his apology doesn't mean a thing.

66 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:55:34pm

re: #52 Targetpractice

And have a few choice words for the "parasite" who thought she could ask the taxpayers for a handout.

Yep, for her the whole business would reek of the dreaded altruism.

67 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:56:12pm

re: #61 Kragar

Until Rush explains to his audience why he was wrong and what Fluke actually testified to, he can take his apology and shove it up his rancid flabby ass.

Which will never happen. This "apology" is pro-forma, something that a lawyer no doubt coached him through in order to stave off a lawsuit from Fluke. He doesn't mean any of it, but so long as it keeps his ass out of a courtroom, he'll say he does.

68 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:56:40pm

re: #67 Targetpractice
Right on the money.

69 William of Orange  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 5:58:24pm

re: #48 jamesfirecat

G-g-g-g-GHOST TWEEET, ZOINKS!

Steady on, Shaggy!

70 b_Snark  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:00:07pm

re: #69 William of Orange

Steady on, Shaggy!

Ruh rho.

71 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:00:22pm

re: #61 Kragar

Until Rush explains to his audience why he was wrong and what Fluke actually testified to, he can take his apology and shove it up his rancid flabby ass.

No real apology at all of course just a weak attempt at damage limitation

Youtube Video
72 dell*nix  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:02:04pm

re: #70 b_sharp

Exact same thought.

73 William of Orange  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:03:02pm

Limbaugh about the president calling Fluke:

"Oh right is that … Well, that's touching. Obama just called Sandra Fluke to make sure she was all right? Awww (kissing sound),"
"That's so compassionate! What a great guy. The president calls her to make sure she's okay. What is she 30 years old? Thirty years old, a student at Georgetown Law, who admits to have so much sex she can't afford it anymore."

Classy....

From New York Daily News.

74 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:04:11pm

re: #73 William of Orange

Somebody should... Nah, that's violence.

75 Kragar  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:04:24pm

re: #69 William of Orange

Steady on, Shaggy!

Youtube Video
76 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:06:48pm

re: #73 William of Orange

I'm just not capable of getting angry about this anymore. Limbaugh and the rest of the RWNJ machine have once again proven they hate women, and nothing will change.

I just wish the GOP would finally admit they agree with Limbaugh and get it overwith already. Admit they hate women. Admit they hate the progress women have made since The Pill came into existence. Admit they hate that women now work outside the home, and get educated, and have careers and lives that go beyond having kids, and that women have agency over their bodies.

77 b_Snark  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:07:06pm

Where did Sandra say she's having so much sex she can't keep up with the cost of contraceptives?

78 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:07:22pm

And watch, come Monday, Rush's response to the outrage at his comments continuing will be just to shrug and go "I already apologized for that, it's old news!"

79 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:07:38pm

re: #77 b_sharp

Where did Sandra say she's having so much sex she can't keep up with the cost of contraceptives?

In Limbaugh's wet dream.

80 Obdicut  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:08:19pm

re: #77 b_sharp

Nowhere. And this is what I mean about them being fractally wrong about this:

1. That's not what she said.
2. That's not how contraceptives work

81 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:08:25pm

re: #77 b_sharp

Where did Sandra say she's having so much sex she can't keep up with the cost of contraceptives?

At the same time she demanded that Congress pay for her sex life, apparently.

You know, during that alternate RWNJ testimony she gave.

82 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:08:28pm
83 BongCrodny  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:10:13pm

re: #77 b_sharp

Where did Sandra say she's having so much sex she can't keep up with the cost of contraceptives?

Right there, in between the lines!

84 b_Snark  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:10:19pm

re: #80 Obdicut

Nowhere. And this is what I mean about them being fractally wrong about this:

1. That's not what she said.
2. That's not how contraceptives work

Brilliant use of the word 'fractally'.

85 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:10:52pm

re: #73 William of Orange

Limbaugh about the president calling Fluke:

Classy...

From New York Daily News.

Limbaugh/Obama - now there's quite the gigantic contrast in stature.

86 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:12:51pm

Was reading some of the comments at Hot Air. That place has morphed into Free Republic.

87 William of Orange  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:15:24pm

I predict a new career for Rush as a cast member for this movie.

Youtube Video


(Que the laughter tape!@!!!!!)

88 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:16:21pm

re: #87 William of Orange

Except the Minions are actually awesome. Rush is just a despicable pig.

89 Stanghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:16:30pm

...

90 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:16:52pm
91 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:16:58pm

re: #88 Lidane

Except the Minions are actually awesome. Rush is just a despicable pig.

Pigs are awesome too.

Rush is just despicable.

92 Stanghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:17:06pm

re: #89 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control


93 Obdicut  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:17:25pm

I would love to see Santorum or Romney asked if they understand how female contraceptives work.

I'm imagining completely blank stares.

94 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:17:35pm

re: #80 Obdicut

Nowhere. And this is what I mean about them being fractally wrong about this:

1. That's not what she said.
2. That's not how contraceptives work

Another level of wrong, comment on 'Ace of Spades':

I'm sorry I thought spending 3 grand a year on rubbers made you a dirty whore, apparently it makes u a hero.

95 Kragar  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:17:40pm

Cardinal Dolan: Battle with Obama gets my 'Irish up'

Molesting kids and hiding it for years, still not a big deal.

96 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:18:02pm

re: #93 Obdicut

I would love to see Santorum or Romney asked if they understand how female contraceptives work.

I'm imagining completely blank stares.

Romney has already explained: they prevent conception. //

97 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:18:10pm

re: #93 Obdicut
lol

98 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:18:32pm

re: #94 Jimmah

Another level of wrong, comment on 'Ace of Spades':

You ever listen to Uncle Jimbo? He sounds like he writes. What a dippity do that guy is.

99 Obdicut  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:18:36pm

re: #94 Jimmah

Yep.

1. Not talking about condoms.
2. Not talking about $3000 a year
3. You need the same amount of contraception of you're monogamous or not.

100 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:19:16pm

re: #94 Jimmah

Another level of wrong, comment on 'Ace of Spades':

...

Why are you attacking the military!?

101 BongCrodny  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:19:35pm

re: #90 Gus

David, David, David -- you just don't get it.

What you'll forfeit in on smart, intelligent young women you'll more than make up for in stupid white men.

102 b_Snark  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:19:46pm

re: #93 Obdicut

I would love to see Santorum or Romney asked if they understand how female contraceptives work.

I'm imagining completely blank stares.

I suspect the whistle of the winds blowing through their skulls can be very distracting.

103 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:20:30pm

re: #101 BongCrodny

David, David, David -- you just don't get it.

What you'll forfeit in on smart, intelligent young women you'll more than make up for in stupid white men.

Yeah. It's not just Rush. It's about all of them at this point.

104 Stanghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:20:36pm

re: #93 Obdicut

I would love to see Santorum or Romney asked if they understand how female contraceptives work.

I'm imagining completely blank stares.

Well, I guess my wife does.

105 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:21:12pm

re: #95 Kragar

Cardinal Dolan: Battle with Obama gets my 'Irish up'

Molesting kids and hiding it for years, still not a big deal.

And it won't be. The Vatican and the rest of the institutional Church would rather fight over birth control than admit that they have covered up sexual abuse in their ranks for decades.

106 PhillyPretzel  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:21:21pm

re: #104 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control
lol

107 Charles Johnson  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:21:55pm
108 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:21:58pm

re: #98 Gus

You ever listen to Uncle Jimbo? He sounds like he writes. What a dippity do that guy is.

Nope - but it sounds like I should - gotta link?

109 Stanghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:22:35pm

I am still absolutely shocked that BIRTH CONTROL is an issue today.

As is everyone else I've spoken with.

Yay Whigs! You fucking idiots.

110 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:22:38pm

Derp Sells...But Who's Buying?

111 Obdicut  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:23:00pm
112 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:23:06pm

re: #107 Charles Johnson

What a bunch of hypocrites.

113 Kragar  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:23:12pm

re: #107 Charles Johnson

For fucks sake

114 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:23:17pm

re: #108 Jimmah

Nope - but it sounds like I should - gotta link?

Hang on...

115 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:23:22pm

AND HOW FUCKING DARE ANYONE OUT THERE MAKE FUN OF RUSH AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH! HE LOVES HIS WIFE, HE WENT THROUGH 4 DIVORCES, HE HAD OXYCONTIN AND VIAGRA PROBLEMS! ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS SLUTS! HE'S A HUMAN!!!!!!!

116 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:24:44pm

re: #94 Jimmah

Another level of wrong, comment on 'Ace of Spades':

I'm sorry I thought spending 3 grand a year on rubbers made you a dirty whore, apparently it makes u a hero.

For misogynists, it does, if you're a guy.

If a guy spend a lot of money for contraception, it's a measure of his virility and gets him high-fives from like-minded mouthbreathers. If a woman spends that much just on the Pill, even if she uses it primarily to control disease/dysfunctions (as Fluke's friend/example did), she's a dirty, slutty whore who needs to keep hers legs shut.

Unless she's boning one of them, of course; even then, it's no guarantee that they still won't slut-shame her.

117 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:25:00pm

re: #109 Oooh, the Vagina uses birth control

I am still absolutely shocked that BIRTH CONTROL is an issue today.

As is everyone else I've spoken with.

Yay Whigs! You fucking idiots.

We're gonna need another 60's at this rate.

118 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:25:26pm

re: #90 Gus

David, how much longer do you intend to stand upon this sinking wreck and act as though there's nothing wrong because the band is still playing? The GOP you knew, or at least thought you knew, is gone. Get in the lifeboat, while you've got a chance.

119 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:25:40pm

re: #108 Jimmah

Nope - but it sounds like I should - gotta link?

Try this one.

120 Kragar  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:26:03pm

re: #115 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

HE'S THE VICTIM HERE!

121 Vicious Babushka  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:26:25pm

re: #77 b_sharp

Where did Sandra say she's having so much sex she can't keep up with the cost of contraceptives?

This is a meme invented by the wingnuts. They think female contraception is like condoms, that you have to use a new one every time you have sex.

122 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:27:31pm

re: #118 Targetpractice

David, how much longer do you intend to stand upon this sinking wreck and act as though there's nothing wrong because the band is still playing? The GOP you knew, or at least thought you knew, is gone. Get in the lifeboat, while you've got a chance.

Did he write Charles a "please don't leave us" email way back?

123 Kragar  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:27:37pm

re: #121 Learned Mother of Zion

This is a meme invented by the wingnuts. They think female contraception is like condoms, that you have to use a new one every time you have sex.

Of course they think they also get a kid every time they have sex.

How many kids does Rush have?

124 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:27:46pm

re: #121 Learned Mother of Zion

This is a meme invented by the wingnuts. They think female contraception is like condoms, that you have to use a new one every time you have sex.

They think it because they look at $3000 in 3 years and, from an automatic male position, assume that she's talking about condoms. I still have wingnuts who are swearing up and down to me that there's no way you rack up $3000 in 3 years on contraception, that she's either lying or she's a slut.

125 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:28:09pm

re: #118 Targetpractice

David, how much longer do you intend to stand upon this sinking wreck and act as though there's nothing wrong because the band is still playing? The GOP you knew, or at least thought you knew, is gone. Get in the lifeboat, while you've got a chance.

The S.S. TPGOP is already starting to slip below the waves and Frum is standing on the bow, saluting.

126 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:28:55pm

re: #125 talon_262

I suspect he will still vote for Romney.

127 b_Snark  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:29:53pm

Just to make you'll jealous.

I'm chilling out with a Smithwick's Premium Irish Ale and a 300 gram bar of Lindt Swiss Classic chocolate while watching Puss-N-Boots and shitin' with my LGF friends.

128 Targetpractice  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:30:00pm

re: #126 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

I suspect he will still vote for Romney.

And tell himself that he is doing so because Romney, out of the pack of yokels, is the most "moderate" of them and thus he is voting for Willard because he hopes that his presidency might bring "moderation" to the GOP.

Good luck.

129 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:30:15pm

re: #1 jamesfirecat

Oh Rachel you could easily do an entire show on the things Rush Limbaugh doesn't understand, or at least the things he's paid good money to act like he doesn't understand.

That is precisely it. Rush is smart enough to understand these issues, yet is throwing red meat ignorance to his listeners. He's doing it for the money, of course, which makes him a bigger, filthier prostitute than anyone he's ever attacked with such a label.

130 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:31:14pm

re: #107 Charles Johnson

WTF?

[Link: images.google.com...]

131 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:31:35pm

The GOP a flaming ruin because of Rush? Sorry Dave but that house has burning since the day Obama was sworn into office. That ship's been sailing with a rudder for almost 4 years.

132 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:31:46pm

re: #130 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

The link is the response to:

In related news, I'm waiting for confirmation from sources that the image beneath the fold is really that of Ms. Fluke. We get emails all the time from people claiming all kinds of things. It doesn't make them true, so we have to be careful.

Another person banned by google.

133 Ayeless in Ghazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:32:08pm

re: #119 Gus

Try this one.

LOL He makes Kevin from 'The Office' sound like a dangerous intellectual.

134 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:32:18pm

re: #131 Gus

The GOP a flaming ruin because of Rush? Sorry Dave but that house has burning since the day Obama was sworn into office. That ship's been sailing with a rudder for almost 4 years.

At least a couple of decades, I would say. If not more.

135 Gus  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:32:56pm

re: #134 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

At least a couple of decades, I would say. If not more.

Yep. Of course OC would tell us "what are ya' kidding me?"

SNAFU

136 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:33:21pm

re: #129 Slumbering Behemoth

That is precisely it. Rush is smart enough to understand these issues, yet is throwing red meat ignorance to his listeners. He's doing it for the money, of course, which makes him a bigger, filthier prostitute than anyone he's ever attacked with such a label.

Most who crave power and money are prostituting themselves, it's just a matter of degree.

Rush has shitloads of both, so maybe he should just put up a huge red light in the EIB studio; then, they'll be no doubts.

137 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:35:36pm

GOP's been ignorant and bigoted for many, many, many years. They did not just decide to go crazy one day. This all has been happening for a long time - maybe at a slightly slower pace.

Yeah, I know, it makes it embarrassing to have been a GOP supporter until recently. Can't help there.

138 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:37:40pm

re: #134 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

At least a couple of decades, I would say. If not more.

Since I was a kid, republicans were screaming about the devil in rock and roll, burning books, banning books, dominating PTAs with outright racism, accusations of pedophilia, threats of violence (happened in my friend's district) pumping up nonsense about satanic ritual abuse, and shaming queers, blacks, and women


it's all the same guys! They've been driveling garbage as long as I can remember being interested in politics


maybe in a hundred years we'll look back on Ronald Reagan as the monster he actually was, empowering the socal-conservative godbotherers in American politics to hideous effect


Voting for a republican now, to me is like voting for the Klan. They're scum, and only a really wicked cynic can overlook it at this point

139 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:39:18pm

re: #137 Wash Rush's mouth with a soap.

GOP's been ignorant and bigoted for many, many, many years. They did not just decide to go crazy one day. This all has been happening for a long time - maybe at a slightly slower pace.

Yeah, I know, it makes it embarrassing to have been a GOP supporter until recently. Can't help there.

There's nothing like rejecting the old ways as a cure for embarrassment


people stop doing coke, heroin, they stop waking up with belts of scotch,

and they can stop advocating for evil bigoted people

140 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:40:34pm

re: #138 windupbird is in the gravity well

Yeah, it's almost all the same guys, who have been in the party all along.

I mean, true old-timers could use the Southern strategy as an excuse, but after that happened? C'mon.

141 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:41:47pm

re: #139 windupbird is in the gravity well

There's nothing like rejecting the old ways as a cure for embarrassment

people stop doing coke, heroin, they stop waking up with belts of scotch,

and they can stop advocating for evil bigoted people

So, how would you address a reformation of the GOP? Let it wither and die, hoping another party with some sense takes its place or try to elect people in the party that aren't bigoted or bug-eyed crazy?

142 jamesfirecat  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:45:35pm

re: #141 talon_262

So, how would you address a reformation of the GOP? Let it wither and die, hoping another party with some sense takes its place or try to elect people in the party that aren't bigoted or bug-eyed crazy?

WITHER AND DIE! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Cough... sorry, I think that electing anyone run the GOP ticket even the more sane ones only serves to reinforce message and so denying them one and all until the crazed religious zealots who have taken over their party get the message is the only thing to do.

143 Lidane  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:45:50pm

re: #121 Learned Mother of Zion

This is a meme invented by the wingnuts. They think female contraception is like condoms, that you have to use a new one every time you have sex.

Because they're fucking morons.

If they'd had proper, comprehensive sex ed instead of Slut Shaming 101 (i.e., "abstinence only") they might know better.

144 sagehen  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:46:32pm

re: #138 windupbird is in the gravity well

Since I was a kid, republicans were screaming about the devil in rock and roll, burning books, banning books, dominating PTAs with outright racism, accusations of pedophilia, threats of violence (happened in my friend's district) pumping up nonsense about satanic ritual abuse, and shaming queers, blacks, and women

You must be younger than me; when I was a kid it was the Democrats doing that.

And then as soon as the Civil Rights Act passed, they switched sides. Go figure.

145 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:50:09pm

Sigh...

You know? This country is fucked as long as an asshole who purposefully antagonizes people through his radio show for more rating points is regarded by many listeners as a source of unquestioned truth.

Still it isn't really Rush who is the problem, it is the hordes of followers he has who knowingly put aside their humanity for a few hours every day to become one of his mindlessly angry and agitated drones. They support him, not because they believe him, but because he makes the world so simple...

146 Ben G. Hazi  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:50:49pm

re: #144 sagehen

You must be younger than me; when I was a kid it was the Democrats doing that.

And then as soon as the Civil Rights Act passed, they switched sides. Go figure.

And, here in the South, both parties tended to indulge in this behavior (and still do sometimes), depending on their constituency; see Tipper Gore (with support from Al) and the PMRC, for a relatively benign example.

147 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:53:36pm

Just finished watching the Maddow segment. Calling Rush an ignorant, uneducated dummy may be a well calculated jab to provoke a response from Rush.

I'm relatively confident that she knows he's not an idiot, but phrasing her criticisms in such terms may force Rush to either admit that he is an ignorant, uneducated dummy, or admit that he does know about the biology of this issue thus making him look like a total asshole.

Of course, he could end up simply ignoring this insult, or deflecting it by slinging his own insults unrelated to the topic.

148 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 6:54:06pm

re: #144 sagehen

Yes, that's why I brought up the Southern strategy above. After the switch? Sorry, no "the party went crazy" excuse ;)

149 labman57  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 7:15:01pm

Santorum, Bachmann, Palin, Beck, Limbaugh and other reality-challenged politicians and pundits have embraced ignorance of the modern world, and they regard a distrust of the well-educated as an attribute to be used in their desire to be perceived as "just one of the common folk" … albeit very wealthy common folk.

Once again, conservatives are demonstrating their unwillingness to do their homework before taking a stand on important policy positions affecting millions of Americans. Lord knows we don't want to be informed about the fundamentals of human biology and medical treatments when creating legislation that would impact the health of so many women in America.

And we certainly don't want our national leaders to be eloquent, scientifically literate, and generally well-informed about the world in which we live. Much better to derive scientific theories based on the teachings of the Bible, and to form national public policy based on the rumors, gossip, and unverified anecdotal accounts taken from online blogs.

In addition, sanctimonious, chest-thumping conservative politicians and pundits indignantly proclaim that their religious views on sexual morality and procreation are being violated by the Obama Administration.

Of course, the irony is that many women take birth control pills as a means to regulate hormonal imbalances, not for preventing pregnancy per se. Should an employer who is a Jehovah's Witness be allowed to deny health coverage for blood transfusions and organ transplants?

Last time I checked, the United States was a Democratic Republic, not a Christian theocracy.

150 prairiefire  Sat, Mar 3, 2012 7:33:25pm

re: #127 b_sharp

Just to make you'll jealous.

I'm chilling out with a Smithwick's Premium Irish Ale and a 300 gram bar of Lindt Swiss Classic chocolate while watching Puss-N-Boots and shitin' with my LGF friends.

Lindt is the best.

151 Tigger2005  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:05:41am

re: #144 sagehen

You must be younger than me; when I was a kid it was the Democrats doing that.

And then as soon as the Civil Rights Act passed, they switched sides. Go figure.

At least the Democrats had the sense to see which way the winds were blowing and realize they'd better get with the modern world where racist/sexist crap has no place, or shouldn't.

152 S.D.  Sun, Mar 4, 2012 6:21:41pm

WOW.
She nails it start to finish...


This article has been archived.
Comments are closed.

Jump to top

Create a PageThis is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Or... you can just click this button to open the Pages posting window right away.
Last updated: 2023-04-04 11:11 am PDT LGF User's Guide RSS Feeds

Help support Little Green Footballs!

Subscribe now for ad-free access!Register and sign in to a free LGF account before subscribing, and your ad-free access will be automatically enabled.

Donate with
PayPal Cash.app
Recent PagesClick to refresh
The Pandemic Cost 7 Million Lives, but Talks to Prevent a Repeat Stall In late 2021, as the world reeled from the arrival of the highly contagious omicron variant of the coronavirus, representatives of almost 200 countries met - some online, some in-person in Geneva - hoping to forestall a future worldwide ...
Cheechako
4 days ago
Views: 127 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1
Texas County at Center of Border Fight Is Overwhelmed by Migrant Deaths EAGLE PASS, Tex. - The undertaker lighted a cigarette and held it between his latex-gloved fingers as he stood over the bloated body bag lying in the bed of his battered pickup truck. The woman had been fished out ...
Cheechako
2 weeks ago
Views: 289 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1